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1419573450 | 1419631409 | t3_2qfbfz | t5_2to41 | 35 | sleepygamer92: TIFU by killing a random bird.
It was around 2 degrees in the morning here so I decided to go for a morning walk. Everything was going good. The sun was shining. There was a nice breeze. I was happily walking around when I saw this really cute bird. It was fluffed up (trying to keep itself warm). It look... | 7 | 5 | |
1419574482 | 1419577429 | t3_2qfctx | t5_2to41 | 5 | AUM_EYE_GAHD: TIFU by examining my Christmas gift too closely.
Me and my SO were having dinner with her Mom, Sister, Mom's SO, and his daughter this Christmas eve. This was my first time meeting their mother and all her affiliates. Dinner went wonderfully. The food was excellent, and the conversation constantly filled ... | 5 | 1 | |
1419575591 | 1419581367 | t3_2qfe7s | t5_2to41 | 74 | mrd436: TIFU by walking in on my friend's family's christmas
So this was my friend's first Christmas without her mom, who passed away this past Spring. She told me yesterday that she had no plans (her dad is generally very absent and she's often alone/depressed) and she invited me to come over (I'm Jewish and had no pl... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1419574745 | 1419630528 | t3_2qfd53 | t5_2to41 | 200 | CptnFreetoast: TIFU by punching a little girl in the face on Christmas
I was at a family get-together and was upstairs playing with my cousin's 2-3 year old daughter, who I hadn't seen since she was an infant. Let's call her Melanie. It was a game were I would hide behind a corner and she'd jump out and "scare" me. For... | 10 | 20 | |
1419566375 | 1419727316 | t3_2qf1ur | t5_2to41 | 6 | Hypnosavant: TIFU by forgetting to put one of the collars on my motorcycle's rear axel before leaving on a 3000 mile trip...
I ride a 2004 V-Strom 650 and it has been nothing but good to me.
I would occasionally have a local shop swap my tires out for knobies when I wanted to go on trips with rough roads. I came ac... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419576499 | 1419641589 | t3_2qffbc | t5_2to41 | 8 | applestoawkward: TIFU by ruining a family game of Apples to Apples
Apples to Apples is the only game that everyone in my family can play together; even my grandma joins in on the fun. Now add copious amounts of Christmas alcohol and my brutal sense of humour... What could go wrong?
Also relevant: My grandma has had a ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419576961 | 1419717218 | t3_2qffvb | t5_2to41 | 901 | Subsuzan: TIFU by waving at young teenage boy... (NSFW)
Today, I fucked up, I got up late this morning and I was really hung over, and have been for like 2 days straight but I have to go to Xmas dinner with the family. I get up realize I haven't done laundry and I have no clean panties. So I put on a nice skirt that I ... | 10 | 90.1 | |
1419577003 | 1419591805 | t3_2qffwx | t5_2to41 | 12 | Hurleee: TIFU by making fun of people with disabilities.
So this happened last year at my college. Me and some of my friends were walking out of the cafeteria after dinner one night and I was super pissed because of problems with my (now ex) girlfriend that day. So because I was in a crappy mood when this guy bumped ... | 3 | 4 | |
1419578094 | 1419756122 | t3_2qfh5t | t5_2to41 | 5 | -haniel-: TIFU by ordering from ebay
I was ordering some cool items on ebay, not only for me but for two of my friends as well. But in my eagerness to get some cool stuff from china I forgot to double-check the address. So the package was sent to america, instead of europe where I live, to a redditgift giftee that I gi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419579365 | 1419581450 | t3_2qfii6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending my grandmother a pic of my holiday facial...
yes, *that* kind of facial.
But on the upside, my makeup was on point and I had a cute smile.
d0ggzilla: What's a "holiday" facial?
NightHawk364: I imagine he threw red and green glitter on her face afterwards and wrote hoe on her f... | 5 | 3 | |
1419581326 | 1419623418 | t3_2qfkeu | t5_2to41 | 123 | TheNonMasterbater: TIFU by mastrubating for the first time at 17 years old. (NSFW)
MrNegative370: Just wait until /r/nofap finds out
dannygojo: What most people misunderstand about /r/nofap is that it isn't a cult. I must admit that certain individuals have completely lost it by labeling porn the devil. But overall t... | 7 | 17.571429 | |
1419583608 | 1419603602 | t3_2qfmh5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be nice to a lady
First a little bit of background. I have 3 sisters, and I often help them getting them boys by telling them when something is wrong with their hair or outfit. I eventually started doing this outside the door aswell. I think it's nice to tell someone when they have a stain ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1419589906 | 1419619766 | t3_2qfrri | t5_2to41 | 45 | paparoach5352: TIFU by hiding steaks at work
Okay so I work at a shitty little restaurant where you have to prepare all the steaks by hand by taking a fork and stabbing holes in it so they will cook faster, today I was to busy/lazy to do that so I hid the steaks in the freezer and told everybody we were out of them, Th... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1419580680 | 1419649719 | t3_2qfjtw | t5_2to41 | 11 | bdawgsupreme: TIFU by trying to make conversation with my doctor during a nutsack checkup
I need l2go2thedoctor, because I fucked up again, more recently this time. This one's still fresh in my mind...
It was time for my yearly checkup again and my doctor was about to check my fucking nutsack for evidence cancer.exe a... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1419596772 | 1419599122 | t3_2qfx3q | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my mom about a suicide on Christmas Day
vintagepinky: I'm sorry for your loss. You didn't fuck up, you did what any normal person would do.
PizzaKingg: It did feel like a normal act to make the call. Maybe *compassion* could have replaced *reaction* had it been thought out. Obviously I faile... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1419600364 | 1419633914 | t3_2qg035 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Sisicat: TIFU by taking on the Australian sun
Reddit I f'd up! I am soooo sunburnt!
I've been living in London for the last year so my skin is pale and I forgot how harsh the sun is down here. I'm usually really good with sun screen lotion but today I went out for a few hours and totally forgot to put some on. I am br... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1419602451 | 1419635824 | t3_2qg20h | t5_2to41 | 127 | almost_almost: TIFU by not punching my dad in the face nor calling the police.
My mom and dad were fighting, and they told me to leave the room.
I left, heard them bicker outside with my sister for about a few minutes. Then I heard loud throwing noises. I ignored it because I knew it was just them throwing shit around.... | 10 | 12.7 | |
1419605063 | 1419708318 | t3_2qg4qf | t5_2to41 | 64 | RandomPratt: TIFU by trying to be clever and hiding my NYE stash in my day-of-the-week medication holder and now I am as high as balls
Dammit.
I thought I was being super-clever by stashing my 'party favours' for new years eve in amongst the little plastic 'day of the week' things for my normal medications.
Today - ... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1419606746 | 1419650844 | t3_2qg6rr | t5_2to41 | 93 | Murdertrain98: TIFU by mentioning my sister's ex to my sister
So it was Christmas eve and the family tradition is to head over to grandma's house and put together all the laulau (meat and fish wrapped in taro leaf) that we would be steaming tomorrow for Christmas. It was coming up on 11pm and I was tired and so was my ... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1419607885 | 1419623885 | t3_2qg87c | t5_2to41 | 241 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to gain control of my dream.
I've had a recurring dream ever since I could remember, it always ends up with me saving a girl then fighting with the antagonist and as always I would win the tussle then as I draw my arm back to punch the sucker into another dimension, then make love to the girl ... | 5 | 48.2 | |
1419606603 | 1419704156 | t3_2qg6kz | t5_2to41 | 18 | uncle_perv: Tifu by showing my mom porn in movie theatre
Every christmas my family and I decide to go to the movies and so this year we went to go see mockingjay. The theatre was packed and we had great seats in the dead center. As the movie is about to begin and the lights go down, instead of putting my phone away (ne... | 6 | 3 | |
1419608838 | 1419655200 | t3_2qg9ff | t5_2to41 | 10 | Gtown1984: Tifu by eating my own pus.
A week ago I burned by index finger on the topside by the back of the fingernail on a hot pan. The after affects have been a puffy finger that grew larger by the day. It felt like I could pop it, but didn't want to fuck with it, so I let It be. Well as I'm sitting at my parents pla... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1419612231 | 1419655626 | t3_2qge4n | t5_2to41 | 62 | NoDrxgs: TIFU by helping my mom with reddit.
I always seem to talk about funny things I see on reddit to my mom. I found out she has her own reddit account now. I made a new account since i needed a new username anyway. Shes subscribed to TIFU now. She wanted to know how to join "groups", aka subreddits. lol. Lets just... | 8 | 7.75 | |
1419612283 | 1419653185 | t3_2qge76 | t5_2to41 | 6,850 | stormtrooperulloa: TIFU by leaving the gaming chair I received for christmas in the middle of my living room
I'll make this short and to the point:
-Wife gave me a gaming chair with speakers on the headrest and bluetooth capabilities
-I invited family over to finish christmas leftovers
-Was showing off my new gaming... | 16 | 428.125 | |
1419604393 | 1419654704 | t3_2qg40u | t5_2to41 | 16 | DukeReeves: TIFU by breaking into my own workplace.
Let me set the stage for you...
It's 11:30pm, Boxing Day. I've spent all day working on things in the shed and I'm all tired and buggered but ready to work nonetheless. I work at Hungry Jack's (Australian version of Burger King) and I was to start my very first night ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1419615149 | 1419624701 | t3_2qgiq8 | t5_2to41 | 56 | grethen_: TIFU By not double checking my brother's computer
A little bit of background:
My twin brother and I both have custom PCs (i.e., we bought the parts and put them together). I'm a lot more tech-literate than he is, and also have more experience putting computers together.
So for Christmas, each of us got repla... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1419615475 | 1419615814 | t3_2qgj84 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by restoring my phone
My iPhone 6 plus is jailbroken and I restored my phone about a month ago to update to 8.1.1 to fix the stupid WiFi bug I was having. When i restored my phone from the backup I have saved on my laptop it re-downloaded the app Tinder. I read online that apparently when the app update... | 3 | 8 | |
1419616189 | 1419619794 | t3_2qgkci | t5_2to41 | 4 | awkwardly-awkward: TIFU by failing my math class
More like a whole semester of fucking up.
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a funny subreddit, because this post is going to be pretty sad.
In my course, we have this required weighted average that we're supposed to reach by the end of semester. If not you're out... | 4 | 1 | |
1419616374 | 1419627900 | t3_2qgknx | t5_2to41 | 14 | SexyPancake1: TIFU by finding out i'm adopted
My and my "dad" were calling each other names for fun. I mumbled "you fucking virgin." He looked at me in complete shock and got up and went to his room. He didn't come out until the next day and then finally told me the truth
_docious: you calling him a virgin pushed him t... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1419618692 | 1419622305 | t3_2qgoeq | t5_2to41 | 8 | tionsgirl: TIFU by being honest and thrifty.
I've always hated holidays and family gatherings. I am always not something enough; not generous enough, not gracious enough, not fun enough, not nice enough…or too something; too quiet, too talkative, too antisocial, too involved…
Every year, I spend more money than I sho... | 4 | 2 | |
1419618183 | 1420328937 | t3_2qgnla | t5_2to41 | 599 | bignerd64: tifu by breaking up a fight between my Step Dad and Uncle on Christmas Eve
Over a game of poker on Christmas eve, my step dad and uncle started arguing over how my Step dad was mouthing off to my aunt. Things escalated, cards and poker chips were thrown, and the two stood up and started charging each other. ... | 7 | 85.571429 | |
1419617242 | 1419625091 | t3_2qgm2x | t5_2to41 | 7 | Tdsifo: TIFU by throwing away all the Christmas presents.
My family was having a huge Christmas gathering at my sister's house, and there really wasn't enough room there to keep all the presents. So I ended up offering to keep them at my house until then. On Christmas Day, I gathered all the Christmas presents into a b... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419620074 | 1419627245 | t3_2qgqko | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants.
Legends and myths often tell us of greedy and glutenous kings of old who packed back food so fast the peasants barely had time to harvest them from their fields before the plump lord of the lands would come and take their hard grown crops and send that shit down their throat with w... | 3 | 5 | |
1419619629 | 1419729935 | t3_2qgpvx | t5_2to41 | 80 | fuckmylifeiguess: TIFU by flirting with the wrong colleague :/
ok actually it was last week, but I was too busy to write this down back then..
a couple of months ago a dozen new colleagues joined the company where I work, all of them women. I was introduced to all of them but I never remember names so naturally I fa... | 9 | 8.888889 | |
1419620026 | 1419662972 | t3_2qgqh0 | t5_2to41 | 1,297 | ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW: TIFU by committing an act of Canadian road aggression
First of all, my girlfriend is part of a program with our university where she shows around exchange students and helps them with their English. This year she has a few different students, one of which being from China. Having never experienced ... | 10 | 129.7 | |
1419612769 | 1419637903 | t3_2qgex6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | itopaloglu83: TIFU by giving someone else's Secret Santa gift
I'm a Turkish national and I'm not familiar with Christian traditions at all. Yesterday, I was invited for a Christmas meal. I got early and helped the host setting stuff up. Remaining guests arrived and we had a wonderful meal with approximately 20 or so pe... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1419621663 | 1419690858 | t3_2qgt6g | t5_2to41 | 598 | willmakeithappen: TIFU by having anniversary sex with my wife [NSFW]
Well this actually happened on the 19th, but here we go...
So it was the night of our anniversary and I am getting home from work about 9:00. My wife is upstairs putting our daughter bed when I come in the door. I go upstairs to help my wife finish ... | 8 | 74.75 | |
1419621707 | 1419627645 | t3_2qgt96 | t5_2to41 | 9 | fateofmorality: TIFU by covering my house in ash
I turned the oven's 'clean' function on, not realizing you should actually scrape the oven first. 30 minutes later, while I'm gaming my house developed a thick black cloud and a fire was starting.
After putting it out I left and ate Yogurtland. I still find traces of th... | 3 | 3 | |
1419622071 | 1419633997 | t3_2qgtv3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | g4vr0che: TIFU by putting off my shower.
Happened Tuesday, as fair disclosure.
So a few weeks ago I ended up with my first ever girlfriend. Whoo! And just in time for free-stuff day, too. So we both got each other presents and she was going to come over to my house so that we could give them to each other. She said sh... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1419623950 | 1419624425 | t3_2qgwwe | t5_2to41 | 0 | gwynfshae: TIFU by being fat?
somnodoc: Pretty sure every day you're fat you fuck up
mopeygoff: At least this fat guy knows the difference between "you're" and "your".
somnodoc: So do I too, swipe keyboard is all
| 4 | 0 | |
1419622422 | 1419644160 | t3_2qgugh | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by knocking over a blind man
So this FU happened earlier today while I was at lunch with my family. I was enjoying my lunch when my mom asked me if I could fill up her drink, so I grabbed it and went to fill it up. On my way back there was a blind man walking past our table. Now, instead of doing the lo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419625691 | 1419677407 | t3_2qgzr0 | t5_2to41 | 128 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex for the first time in a year. NSFW
My girlfriend (18) and I (20) have been all over each other since the day we met and have talked about having sex well when the big night came (ha) I fucked up.
In the process of moving out I still live with my parents and she was spending a couple night... | 5 | 25.6 | |
1419626090 | 1419691409 | t3_2qh0ek | t5_2to41 | 112 | MVPbeast: TIFU by making a joke at Christmas dinner...
So basically it was a normal family dinner except that i was slightly annoyed with my brother because i went out and got him a new game for his xbox one and he didn't get me anything because he had been so "busy" . So being the douche that i am i was thinking of an... | 4 | 28 | |
1419599600 | 1419630917 | t3_2qfzgv | t5_2to41 | 5 | 1millionbucks: TIFU while trying to photograph the sunrise
My dad told me he was going to bring the car in and needed me to follow in the other car, and that we had to be there by 8:30. The sun rises at 7:19; I figured it would be a perfect opportunity to photograph the sunrise.
So I wanted to make sure I was prepare... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419605861 | 1419778546 | t3_2qg5od | t5_2to41 | 6 | OranReilly: TIFU by vomiting on myself and still attempting to enter a nightclub.
So this is a story from about 2 years ago, but I thought I'd pass it on so here goes..
It was the night before New Years Eve two years ago, I was sixteen at the time. That evening there would be one of those terrible junior disco type th... | 3 | 2 | |
1419630529 | 1419636906 | t3_2qh7jp | t5_2to41 | 7 | hardthof: TIFU by spending Christmas Night sleepng in the streets of NY
I was Airbnbing this place in Brooklyn and Christiaan and Daan, to friends from Amsterdam came over and could stay in my room for a night.
My landlord was not happy about it but it was only for one night.
The next night they could sleep at Zipong... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419630667 | 1419760801 | t3_2qh7sf | t5_2to41 | 3 | DenverMalePM4Fun: TIFU by watching the interview with my mom
I went over to my mom's place yesterday for christmas and casually mentioned "has anybody heard of a movie called the interview?" To my surprise my mom said she had heard of it on NPR and wanted to see it. So, I got it all set up and my brother and my mom and... | 3 | 1 | |
1419631662 | 1419645274 | t3_2qh9e9 | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU. By asking for a raise .
Okay to clarify this happens a month ago.
So I got hired into the best plumbing & heating company in town a little over a year ago .. I'm an apprentice Hvac installer /retro fit. I'm a very hands on kind of guy so I've been moving up fast within the company making leaps a... | 8 | -0.125 | |
1419633400 | 1419635937 | t3_2qhc79 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU the time that ı get my first boner and first death look.
I was 8 or 9 years old. I didint even heard about porn until that day.It was 2 pm and ı was watching tv and searching for someting to watch.. and boom some naked woman.She was asking questions and giving rewards to watchers(I dont know what is it ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1419632191 | 1419637260 | t3_2qha9w | t5_2to41 | 3 | yugiohfan101: TIFU BY texting my "friend"
TIFU. So like any TIFU's this was not today but was a week ago. There is this girl at my school. We talk a lot about school, people in our lives, like any other close friends would. So this night, I was talking to her about masks and how to deal with acne and other stuff.
Then... | 3 | 1 | |
1419625810 | 1419706222 | t3_2qgzy2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Except4TheMongols: TIFU by taking my friends to lunch and locking us out of my car
So like many posts on hear, this happened about a week ago but I'm just posting it now. So I'm in high school and it was the last day before Christmas break. To celebrate, I drove two of my good friends out to Chick-fil-la. Anyway, upon ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1419619334 | 1419640457 | t3_2qgpf1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | dynamicfrost: TIFU by getting drunk and making a bald spot on the top of my head
So, I go to college about 8 hours from home. Needless to say I don't get to go home and see my parents very often, usually twice a year. My parents had a fish fry to celebrate me coming home. A lot of friends were over, we had several drin... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1419634988 | 1419835194 | t3_2qhep1 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Steve_ie: TIFU by calling a man sir
So I work at a local party store. It's common courtesy to greet a customer who walks in with a "hello sir/mam." A customer walks in who looks like a man but is dressed like a woman. He had long blonde hair, pink eye shadow on, pink tank top, and black leggings. What threw me off was ... | 15 | 1.866667 | |
1419637537 | 1419696017 | t3_2qhikn | t5_2to41 | 61 | HughBlackthorn: TIFU by leaving my pillow in the hallway
I was visiting my grandmother's for Christmas and we were getting ready to leave. I left my pillow near my stuff in the hallway and I guess it fell right into the middle. Anyway, my grandmother is 93 and came around the corner and tripped on it. I've never heard ... | 8 | 7.625 | |
1419638571 | 1419654858 | t3_2qhk49 | t5_2to41 | 4 | shankurnan69: TIFU by Ruining Christmas dinner
Well our family is having a nice Christmas dinner of turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce. Well we had 3 serving plates and we a line.
I was first in line. Welp I reached for the turkey and, out of nowhere, came the biggest, wettest sneeze, I have ever sneezed before. My a... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1419636247 | 1419670817 | t3_2qhgmy | t5_2to41 | 281 | eggzachtly: TIFU by showing my dad the website I designed
I have to preface this with some web design background. A big trend these days is to have a site that is "responsive", meaning that it changes based off the size of the browser window, so that the experience remains optimized whether the user is on a computer, a... | 5 | 56.2 | |
1419639475 | 1419714934 | t3_2qhlhh | t5_2to41 | 106 | everydyingember: TIFU by losing my UK residence permit while visiting my parents in Canada for the holidays.
This happened a few days ago, but I'm still feeling horrible about it.
I live in the United Kingdom with my husband - he's British, I'm Canadian. We've been married for a year and a half, and we still do Chris... | 9 | 11.777778 | |
1419640467 | 1419823922 | t3_2qhn1o | t5_2to41 | 9 | gratethecheese: TIFU by getting punched in the face by my cousin.
Like most of the posts on here, this didn't actually happen today. It happened yesterday, Christmas.
Backstory: My cousin Jeff is a fucking douche. He runs away, steals money from his parents, deals drugs, and has gotten 2 girls pregnant and had them g... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1419634556 | 1419664562 | t3_2qhe04 | t5_2to41 | 10 | The_cake_isnt_a_lie: TIFU by being friends with the kid who kicked a homeless lady's cup of change.
Sorry this TIFU is a few months old but just had a reminder of it.
To give some background, my friend and I were walking to cvs to pick up a drug test because I had an interview coming up and had smoked within the past... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419642366 | 1419653339 | t3_2qhpxi | t5_2to41 | 6 | Serikunn: TIFU by panicking at dicks NSFW
Okay so here's how it started, I was up late the other night and on fb there was a link --> http://imgur.com/a/XiSFI . I clicked it and it opened to a page full of dolls with dicks some friend posted, nothing too concerning so I sent it to my friends for some lels (I'm strai... | 3 | 2 | |
1419642440 | 1419665468 | t3_2qhq29 | t5_2to41 | 464 | L7rice: TIFU by accidentally giving my dad weed brownies.
During the holidays I decided to bring home some weed edibles my roommate had made to enjoy over the break. I had two large brownies that I tucked away at the bottom of my mom’s freezer in preparation for a movie run.
Christmas rolls by and I am hanging out in... | 9 | 51.555556 | |
1419642404 | 1419647132 | t3_2qhpzu | t5_2to41 | 37 | 122614throwaway: TIFU by confessing how I felt for a girl
For the sake of privacy, the girl shall be referred to as Sandra.
Also just to clarify, I am male.
For almost 6 months now I have been skyping with Sandra, she was absolutely perfect, she was hilarious, beautiful, smart, nice, realistic, just an all out amazing... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1419648128 | 1419713320 | t3_2qhyad | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by horny urges and bad ideas
This happened a while back in HS but fuck it.
I was home alone as a junior in high school enjoying a joint when I get the inevitable urge to "relieve some stress," so I finish up my joint, go inside, and get down to business. About 5 minutes in its apperant that im gonna ne... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1419649508 | 1419650180 | t3_2qi09u | t5_2to41 | 5 | JoeyHollywood: TIFU after using the self checkout at I failed to remove the security tag.
Bought nice boots. Didn't remove security tag. Just noticed here at home. http://i.imgur.com/12qcHzT.jpg
call-me-ishmail: I would just return with the boots, receipt in hand, and tell them you did self checkout and forgot to remov... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419650621 | 1419698847 | t3_2qi1vd | t5_2to41 | 3 | BengeTrumpetPlayer: TIFU by holding it in just a little bit longer
When I was in 6th grade, just starting middle school, I had some issues with my digestive system and was pooping like every other hour. One morning, I was in my foreign language class and felt the urge but couldn't fill out the hall pass because the roo... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1419651750 | 1419652620 | t3_2qi3ga | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU, trying to fuck my stepsister
Today, reddit, I fucked up. This happened less then 30 minutes ago. I sat down right away in my room and wrote this.
A normal day, me and my bestfriend drinking out at the city.
After getting shitfaced ( and puking) I took the buss home.
When I came home I went into my ste... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419651454 | 1419672303 | t3_2qi315 | t5_2to41 | 16 | yazzl: TIFU by waiting to go pee
This happened about a year ago , and screw throwaways because who cares. So one day, I am on a long road trip with a coworker and need to go pee. I try and sync up getting gas with bathroom breaks because I'm an efficient motherfucker. So I've been needing to pee for an hour or so and I... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1419647543 | 1419683675 | t3_2qhxhc | t5_2to41 | 71 | Mike_Hancho1: TIFU by leaving used condoms in my suitcase NSFW
So I was visiting some friends a few days before going home for Christmas and started hooking up with one of their friends that is temporary living with them. The first night we had sex I went into the bathroom to throw away the condom but there was no tras... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1419641538 | 1419759734 | t3_2qhopr | t5_2to41 | 3 | XudntknomeX: TIFU by losing my keys and taking a vacation
I recently returned from vacation and have discovered my lanyard with all my keys is missing. Thankfully I had the foresight to have duplicates made of my car, apartment, and room keys, but my mailbox and electronic key (to allow access to the apartment building... | 3 | 1 | |
1419652422 | 1419773383 | t3_2qi4fx | t5_2to41 | 125 | TooMuchNass: TIFU by asking more than I was supposed to get back in change from the pizza guy
Happened a couple of minutes ago. I ordered the special 2 medium, 2 topping pizza for $5.99 each. Total came out to $15.21 with tax and delivery tax. Time came where the pizza delivery guy knocked on the door, i gave him a 20b... | 10 | 12.5 | |
1419652113 | 1419703806 | t3_2qi3zc | t5_2to41 | 79 | Bermuda_Jim: TIFU by Displaying my antique rifle on my wall
I collect WWII stuff, and have an old [Mosin Nagant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiXFyIbOZw), which is essentially one of the ugliest and heaviest rifles ever made, displayed proudly (unloaded) near my door in my office (in case any fascists invade). My ... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1419652355 | 1419702303 | t3_2qi4bt | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing my sister on christmas
Some background: I am 16 and have proeminent front teeth and the other ones are messy. Once I put braces but they hurt a LOT so after lots of fighting I had my parents have them removed. My mother is almost 9 months pregnant of another guy. It is still a normal pregnanc... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419654570 | 1419654981 | t3_2qi7gu | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheOrangeAlchemist: TIFU by accidentally being racist
Let me start of by saying that I am not at all a racist, and this was a complete fuck up. All names used in the story are different than the names of their real life counter parts.
So go back a few days, I and the rest of my history class were watching a movie on N... | 3 | 3 | |
1419655236 | 1419656970 | t3_2qi8cg | t5_2to41 | 1 | shankurnan69: TIFU by getting out of the cart
This happened to me about 2 months ago, and my face gets so red when I think of it.
In the town I live in there is a place called "Whirly ball" and in that you play in carts with a lacrosse stick attempting to throw the ball into a target on either sides of the arena
Well... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1419654676 | 1419709424 | t3_2qi7mf | t5_2to41 | 317 | IcyColdStare: TIFU by accidentally waterboarding myself
For background: This happened about a week ago, but I just now discovered the subreddit so here goes! I'm a 20 year old guy who's constantly hearing about facial cleanses from friends, so I decided to try one out - what's the harm? I'm not going anywhere and it co... | 5 | 63.4 | |
1419654721 | 1419659619 | t3_2qi7o4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Rowrah: TIFU Nearly died in a Christmas tornado
This is the account of our run-in with the tornado I wrote on Dec. 23rd when it happened: We were on the way to a local fast food place, The Deck 2, on Old Highway 98, but at the last second we decided to stop off just before it at Woodlawn Cemetery to see Grandpa's grave... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1419661807 | 1419743920 | t3_2qihgb | t5_2to41 | 62 | TILImAnIndiot: TIFU When Making My Account
I've been browsing Reddit for a while, and TIFU for almost just as long. It's mainly been a mobile experience, as my laptop has been unusable since around November. So, I finally just now sat down to make an account. However, when I made the account, I was going for the name T... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1419662462 | 1419721478 | t3_2qii8t | t5_2to41 | 2,934 | StupidFlandersss: TIFU by having a threesome with my two best friends
Okay, so this happened last year but as I've only recently joined Reddit I'd thought I'd post this.
My name is Brad and at the time my two best friends were a boy called M, and a girl N, and we'd been inseparable for years. We'd always joked about h... | 24 | 122.25 | |
1419663746 | 1419664875 | t3_2qijpy | t5_2to41 | 4 | MumMumMum: TIFU by making an earth sandwich
So /u/RaeADropOfGoldenSun discovers that I'm in the city fartherest from her, and proposes we make a tasty [earth sandwich](http://np.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/2qib9i/the_earth_is_a_sandwich/).
She places her bread. I grab a slice o bread, a jar of vegemite, a ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419664725 | 1419672819 | t3_2qiku0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | coconutsaretasty: TIFU by accidentally hooking up before Prom
This happened last spring during senior year.
I've been wanting to take my female best friend to prom ever since the prom date was announced in December of last year. I've also had a huge crush on her for a long while, but have always been too shy to tell h... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1419665755 | 1419666221 | t3_2qilup | t5_2to41 | 6 | ubermin: TIFU by having a friend over...
Mandatory disclosure, this didn't actually happen today but a couple months ago.
So here's what happened, I have a friend who came over one day that loves to fuck with me in any way from locking me out of my phone for hours at a time to taking a single battery out of my calcul... | 3 | 2 | |
1419666141 | 1419686694 | t3_2qim8h | t5_2to41 | 32 | Nymaane_Stormcrown: TIFU by choosing to stand up for my mother and myself.
This actually happened a few months ago, but I'm only now able to talk about it.
My mother has remarried twice since my father. The man involved in the fuck up I am about to explain is the second. I'll refer to him as C.
After they were marr... | 8 | 4 | |
1419666593 | 1419668089 | t3_2qimof | t5_2to41 | 11 | dgmazaru: TIFU by straining spaghetti noodles.
I bet you can already tell where this is headed.
Because of a sad lack of food in my house, I decided to make some spaghetti noodles for future indulgence. Everything was going fine and dandy until the noodles were about ready. So I strained them. But no, I did not strain... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1419666799 | 1419745486 | t3_2qimvb | t5_2to41 | 189 | soccerplayerc1: TIFU by spending over $5,000 on Domain Names while High
awkwwward: This post is BS. There's no way you spent 5k on domain names in one night- buying it from someone over the phone. Domain names go for a few dollars when you get them in bulk from godaddy.
**edit- DONT EVER GET A DOMAIN NAME FROM GODADD... | 9 | 21 | |
1419667255 | 1419707748 | t3_2qince | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU By Losing a Bet, With Naked Consequences
MemphisOsiris: I'm gonna choose to believe you on this OP. Do not betray my trust.
losingabet: I can't get proof until 6 PM tonight, since that's when I had planned to do the forfeit, but by then, this TIFU will be down-voted because of Kindhamster, so I'm consi... | 12 | 6.666667 | |
1419667036 | 1419673029 | t3_2qin41 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by meeting a guy on craigslist in my hometown
So, his name shows up in his e-mail, I got nosy, he sent a picture but he obviously had good lighting and made himself look better...
None the less, I let him come over, I'm usually not into bigger guys but he seemed muscular.
IT TURNS OUT TO BE A GUY... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419670878 | 1419772695 | t3_2qiqm5 | t5_2to41 | 30 | emoposer: TIFU by Asking my Hot Neighbor for Change...
Technically this happened yesterday night, late night. I really fucked up guys and I feel like a total asshole for what I did.
I love in an appartment building and the vending machine on my floor only accepts change. Being a casual pot smoker I had the munchies pre... | 6 | 5 | |
1419673011 | 1419683055 | t3_2qisdq | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [minor] TIFU by telling a bunch of friends what my choice of porn is
This is a minor, petty thing, to be totally honest, but I figured I should share in case someone gets a kick out of my pain.
I sit in a Skype chat of 15-20 friends. We all play League, osu!, and some other games together. Most of these peo... | 3 | 3 | |
1419667920 | 1419687318 | t3_2qinyk | t5_2to41 | 144 | TheRevCharlieWaffles: TIFU by speaking unfiltered English to a Chinese taxi driver.
One of the few joys I have in China is taking comfort in the fact that 99% of the people I meet don't understand me at all. This gives me license to say pretty much anything I want, and if you've ever lived without a filter let me tell ... | 4 | 36 | |
1419675411 | 1419762945 | t3_2qiu9t | t5_2to41 | 19 | Fanibandit: Tifu by cutting my wrist washing dishes right after Xmas dinner, causing escalating damage.
We had our big family Xmas dinner tonight, and it was very fun. Afterwards I was helping put dishes away when I dropped a glass. I went to catch it, but it broke between my arm and counter and cut my wrist pretty goo... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1419676462 | 1419720424 | t3_2qiv2x | t5_2to41 | 13 | Haymakers: TIFU by having a party
TIFU
So this is literally happening as we speak. My dad is a corporate pilot and I'm a twenty one year guy. For Christmas I got both Cards Against Humanity and something called The Perfect Drink. The Perfect Drink is basically a scale and an app that helps you create the perfect cockta... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1419682324 | 1419685080 | t3_2qizkh | t5_2to41 | 6 | hyeongseop: TIFU by leaving my paycheck at work.
I work at a restaurant and I get paid in cash on a fortnightly basis. I was working on Christmas Eve and we closed early in the afternoon (3PM) and I received my pay but I forgot to put it in my bag because I needed to get changed so I left it on the kitchen counter. Th... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419687072 | 1419869323 | t3_2qj3f2 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Phrynicus: TIFU by having a girl over from Tinder
She hasn't arrived yet, but I can feel in my bones that a fuck up is a-coming on, so I thought I'd post this in advance.
I'll update once the fuck-up's actually happened.
UPDATE: Aaaaand here we are. Multiple fuck-ups, in fact. And as I sit here typing this I've got s... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1419685664 | 1419721840 | t3_2qj25d | t5_2to41 | 45 | SmallFry09: TIFU by swallowing my guitar pick...
.73 mm Dunlop Tortex. The yellow one. My biggest concern is whether I'll pass it flat or on its edge.
Edit/Update: still feel a pain right behind my lower sternum, but I'm able to eat and breathe normally, so I think it might just be soreness from the pick traveling t... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1419688918 | 1419778844 | t3_2qj55i | t5_2to41 | 695 | owltime: TIFU by "doing today"
Ok so this fuck up actually happened before Christmas on Tuesday, the last day I had the go to work that week. I stopped for gas because the gas in my work-neighborhood is way cheaper than where I live, I stopped at the same place I always do. Pulled my car up, put my keys in my bag, got ... | 11 | 63.181818 | |
1419690395 | 1419752682 | t3_2qj6mo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by (jokingly) strangling my wife in front of her shocked family
The scene: dinner time in my father in law's house.
Present: members of wife's family (3 sisters with husbands and children, brother with wife and kids too. Wife's mom and dad. One sister is missing.
What happened: we were eating dinner n... | 3 | 2 | |
1419689584 | 1420355345 | t3_2qj5sm | t5_2to41 | 582 | dick_butt_throwaway: TIFU: accidental anal (NSFW)
A little bit of background, anyone who has lost weight and then gained it back knows what kind of effect it can have on your stamina. I've been back and forth for about 2 years now. In addition to that, since getting married my wife and I have stopped using condoms. We ... | 8 | 72.75 | |
1419692022 | 1419730072 | t3_2qj8ev | t5_2to41 | 1,807 | melledali: TIFU by turning a Merry Christmas into a poop fuelled war with my neighbour.
TIFU by letting poop get the best of me. So this didn't happen today but I had to wait for the weekend to post about my dog poop war.
I have had to bite my tongue for months, letting my husband take the reigns by asking my neighbou... | 13 | 139 | |
1419692875 | 1419863413 | t3_2qj9fb | t5_2to41 | 20 | Zehqing: TIFU by taking a laxative before a football (soccer) match
Now this happened almost a month ago, so I've been putting off telling anyone about this for a while.
So you see that afternoon I had been having stomach problems the entire day. Going through the motions of the day, I really wanted to get it over wi... | 4 | 5 | |
1419695090 | 1419708567 | t3_2qjc9w | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my GF's socks were just socks
This happened the morning after Christmas. My girlfriend was able to spend Christmas at my house, and her parents allowed her to spend the night, (something that had slim chances of happening) and my mom lets her sleep in my room. She's okay with this because sh... | 10 | 4.4 |
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