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1420583893 | 1420740140 | t3_2rka43 | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwaway_for_a: TIFU by chasing a boy who though it would be funny to play knock door run.
This actually happened about 3 week ago, a few boys where playing just outside my house then suddenly I hear a knock on my window. At first I think nothing of it and resume browsing reddit etc. I then heard a second knock this t... | 8 | 2 | |
1420584259 | 1420602715 | t3_2rkau3 | t5_2to41 | 32 | xanaboobs: TIFU by getting dressed in the dark.
I bought a new dress yesterday. Knee length sundress, covering enough for my corporate job but cool enough for the killer heat we're expecting today.
I tried it on when I got home; it fit fine and the length was good. Perfect for work today.
My SO was starting work lat... | 4 | 8 | |
1420584909 | 1420586251 | t3_2rkc92 | t5_2to41 | 18 | grrhol: TIFU by taking a picture of my coworkers doppelganger
So there's this girl who works in my building for a different company that is a spitting image of my coworker Lauren. I've seen her a few times in the lobby and elevator. I've joked about with Lauren, but she has never seen her, it's a big building. BTW, the... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420585163 | 1420586039 | t3_2rkcsj | t5_2to41 | 59 | FreemasonCapital: TIFU by ending an email with "Retards" instead of "Regards"
I personally feel emails are a waste of time and I would rather spend 1/10th of the time and make a phone call to get things done - especially at work. So since I don't want to deal with emails on a regular basis...congrats interns those emai... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1420584745 | 1420602639 | t3_2rkbvk | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a kid his Dad died…
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xPrisma6: So you're telling me your boss decided to get a kid whose actual dad died to play a character whose dad died...
WukongPls: Surprised the kid actually signed up for the part. And I'm surprised that the boss is still continuing on with the same storyline.... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1420586093 | 1420608516 | t3_2rketl | t5_2to41 | 97 | shingeling: TIFU by being overenthusiastic with my groceries
I was walking back from the supermarket, which is a 4 km trip. While walking on the relatively deserted forest road I decide to pick up the pace a little bit and go for a small run. It feels pretty good and I continue to run the remaining 3 km back to my hous... | 9 | 10.777778 | |
1420587298 | 1420590755 | t3_2rkhdm | t5_2to41 | 17 | Bond4141: TIFU by hiding cupcakes in the oven, Then proceeding to preheat the oven to 450.
I hid the cupcakes a day or so ago. Went to make chicken today and began wondering what the smell was.
Charred chocolate cupcakes was the answer.
PM-ME-YOUR-HANGERS: I was okay with this until I read they were chocolate.... sa... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1420588779 | 1420675203 | t3_2rkkdx | t5_2to41 | 27 | Om_ra: TIFU by accidentally letting my manager know exactly what I think of her - Part 1.
Okay guys. Today I really pooped it badly. This happened a few hours ago, and I'm yet to come to a resolution. Here goes.
A little back story - I work in an office with a whole bunch of super cool cats. Except there's this one w... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1420589723 | 1420719384 | t3_2rkmaz | t5_2to41 | 198 | [deleted]: TIFU by not properly zipping up my tent.
I recently arrived in Australia to commence my dream holiday, backpacking across the entire continent. My first stop was Perth, I heard there was an Island just off the coastline called ''Rottnest'' full of amazing wildlife and beaches. Just one day after my arrival, ... | 6 | 33 | |
1420590185 | 1420593864 | t3_2rkn8g | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by finger fucking myself while skyping my boyfriend
Now usually day 7 is like the last day of my period and usually when I'm horny and wet the blood just kinda stops for some reason and gives me the clear pussy juice until after sex.
Nope, not this time.
My LDR boyfriend asked me to finger fuck mysel... | 3 | 1 | |
1420590898 | 1420824180 | t3_2rkomm | t5_2to41 | 9 | blazeitbrown: TIFU by trying to blaze up in my room
This happened back in August 2014.
I'm on Skype with a few friends and we'd just finished a game of competitive on Counter Strike: Global Offensive. We're all bored as fuck by now and I'm pacing around my room, looking for something to do and I notice the pot I keep ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1420592607 | 1420685455 | t3_2rks5b | t5_2to41 | 785 | AngryAsaph: TIFU by losing a craigslist sale in possibly the worst way. Ever.
Today I fucked up. Here is some background. This morning while I was in the bathroom, I noticed that my butt hurt a little bit. I investigated further and discovered that I had a lump on my rectum... It was a hemorrhoid.
Now, I have never ha... | 9 | 87.222222 | |
1420593932 | 1420660986 | t3_2rkuqq | t5_2to41 | 210 | ThrowMeAwayPlease-_-: TIFU using snapchat
So. this happened.
Obligatory backstory:
I live far away from my girlfriend and we have found certain ways of entertaining our "needs" through the use of various methods, One of which is snapchat. For those unfamiliar with snapchat, [here you go](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=snapchat)... | 8 | 26.25 | |
1420594687 | 1421803825 | t3_2rkw8i | t5_2to41 | 8 | thebluechococat: TIFU by heating a thermometer over the kitchen stove
Hello Reddit, this is my first post, I've been wanting to post something for a long time but I fucked up so badly today that I finally got the motivation to do so. Advanced apologies for the long post.
So, currently I'm living in my ex-boyfriend's f... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420594661 | 1420597864 | t3_2rkw6i | t5_2to41 | 2 | unabatedbobcat: TIFU by cashing in stocks
This FU happened a while ago, it is not funny or anything, just a bad case of me FingU.
I purchased some shares (over 11,000) in a well known rural company about a year ago for a rock bottom price (they were about 11 cents per share) and was told to hold onto them until the pr... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420591637 | 1420596040 | t3_2rkq4c | t5_2to41 | 3 | randombot333: TIFU by scaring my gf and ruining the bathroom for both of us
Zikten: You are lucky she doesn't carry a knife around when home alone
randombot333: Yes I am
| 3 | 1 | |
1420595165 | 1420595761 | t3_2rkx6z | t5_2to41 | 3 | unfinished_lies: TIFU by having my dog lick my balls. NSFW
jynnjynn: just be glad he decided to lick instead of bite.
hvaccanbefun: Just be glad he didnt sneeze
| 3 | 1 | |
1420596526 | 1420609342 | t3_2rkzwg | t5_2to41 | -13 | MsRyael: TIFU By Dating Ryael, Worst Boyfriend Ever
ThisIsNotKosher: Deleting the first one and reposting it with a different title won't make your overreaction go away.
MsRyael: i dont fucking care kosher
ThisIsNotKosher: Quit trying to run a pity train. Grow up and get over it.
MsRyael: fuck off. im dumping his ass,... | 8 | -1.625 | |
1420596589 | 1420597725 | t3_2rl01e | t5_2to41 | 3 | jmw300: TIFU by smoking weed for the first time and then walking into the wrong apartment
So literally like 30 min ago I smoked weed for the first time ever. I'm a goody two shoes and so I'm 23 and have never smoked before but I finally gave in. I see now why I never smoked before. I'm fucking freaked because I'm afrai... | 3 | 1 | |
1420622667 | 1420644261 | t3_2rl47x | t5_2to41 | 16 | Stamplets: [I guess a screenprint of the file would work](http://i.imgur.com/8osnUpE.png). I'm not going into detail why some are on this list, it's just stuff I've found interesting over time. Consider it a snapshot of horniness at a specific point in time.
mrtowliee: Ahh some good names on there OP, I see you're a fa... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1420596828 | 1420605218 | t3_2rl0j3 | t5_2to41 | 531 | isthisokay23: Tifu by picking up a hooker...
This happened before I was married... If you see this sweet heart I'm sorry.
Alright so I was driving home around 10 at night and I saw a woman on the side on the road hitchhiking. normally I wouldn't notice a hitchhiker but I was in a weird mood and felt like helping.
I p... | 5 | 106.2 | |
1420599592 | 1420604586 | t3_2rl5vd | t5_2to41 | 17 | ww2kev: TIFU by using a compressed air plunger.
So a couple of days ago, my toilet clogged, and pretty much decided to stop flushing. My toilet seems to be the brainchild of some complete idiot, as the bowl has an odd angle around the holethingycrapgoesinto, making plunging with a conventional plunger absolutely useles... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1420598908 | 1420606095 | t3_2rl4l3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by being Racist
So I work as a drum teacher. My studio just got in its New Year students and today was the first day I got to meet them.
My job is pretty sexy. I greet the parents and student in our lobby, teach the student how to hit things properly for 30 minutes, and then walk the student back o... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1420600901 | 1420605382 | t3_2rl8iz | t5_2to41 | 11 | Knowledge_Is_Misery: TIFU. I dislocated my finger...
I was playing football on the beach, and almost caught the ball.
Almost is the key word here, and when it didn't connect, I felt this weird "wrongness" of it all. I looked to see the ring finger of my left hand out of place.
After punching the goal post I was near... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420599633 | 1420606158 | t3_2rl5z1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | redaxis72: TIFU by handling peppers... and then picking my nose
Now my nostril burns so badly. Lesson learned, wash your fucking hands before AND after handling food.
[deleted]: But you can breath easier... always a silver lining
redaxis72: Not really a silver lining WHEN YOUR NOSE FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS STUFFING A LIT ... | 4 | 4 | |
1420602434 | 1420644804 | t3_2rlbg1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Bigred2989: TIFU at jury selection
So I got my jury duty summons for the year. Went rather well for most of the day. Got there at 7:30, didn't have to pay for parking or fight for a spot, in and out of the pool in about an hour. In the court room and being explained the rules of the court by the judge and then cross ex... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420603416 | 1420631927 | t3_2rld96 | t5_2to41 | 4 | pmmepuppies: TIFU by wearing a bracelet.
I have a rubber bracelet with the word bitch on it that I got from a friend for Christmas. My parents hadn't taken the time to read it since then, and I usually wear it inside out for school. I have three other similar sized bracelets on that wrist that all get bunched up, and i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420603426 | 1420654644 | t3_2rld9m | t5_2to41 | 86 | LiberAnimus: TIFU by spending $26 on one Mango
I like Mangoes, and got ten regular Mangoes for $1.30. Walked pasted the organic Mangoes and found a fucking brilliant one ($3.30) So I snuck it in with the regular ones. Came time to check out, out of all the fucking Mangoes, the clerk rings up the organic one.. Couldn't ... | 8 | 10.75 | |
1420603584 | 1420609288 | t3_2rldju | t5_2to41 | 133 | BreakfastWarrior: TIFU by absent mindedly trying to save people from a fire.
So to start off, I'm a senior in high school and work the scoreboard for my high school's c-squad/freshman girl's basketball team. I don't know if any of you have sat down and tried to watch one of these's games, but they're painfully dull ... | 6 | 22.166667 | |
1420596870 | 1420604727 | t3_2rl0m2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | swagdiddily: TIFU by using a medicine ball.
A little background. I'm a high school student who has play football for a while now, so I'm not inept when it comes to gym knowledge. I've been going to the school gym for a while, but have recently decided to quit football and have started going to the local gym.
Now, onto... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420603101 | 1420605297 | t3_2rlcoq | t5_2to41 | 5 | Black_Lab_Lover: TIFU by Playing it Safe
Sorry, this isn't funny but I just had to vent somewhere. Quick background info: there is this girl I really like that I see almost every day, she's really shy and I'm not outgoing at all because of a past relationship (long story).
Ok, I finally get the balls to talk to this g... | 5 | 1 | |
1420605019 | 1420606141 | t3_2rlg43 | t5_2to41 | 55 | Buhlooguh: TIFU by asking my patient a stupid question
I had a lovely, quite attractive patient in his early twenties today, and while hanging his antibiotics we're chatting away, and he tells me his dad is visiting him later. So a few hours later, I go back in with more meds and this guy that looks just like Wallace S... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1420607103 | 1420644722 | t3_2rljrd | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying attention to recent local events.
I just found out my friend (one I considered to be one of my best friends) got married very recently and I didn't even know. So here I am all depressed on a throwaway account.
Desterix: Well if your friend never told you about it, you were obviously not wa... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1420607298 | 1420609274 | t3_2rlk3x | t5_2to41 | 27 | hammerheadsmiley: TIFU by delivering the wrong 2 liter to a bitchy police dispatcher.
Hi, Reddit. So, before I get this started, I guess there are some things you need to know. I am a pizza delivery driver at a chain you've probably heard of. Tonight at around 9:30ish, I delivered an order to a dispatcher at the local ... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1420609124 | 1420627147 | t3_2rln8w | t5_2to41 | 10 | hdyut: TIFU by sending my professor a friend request on Facebook
Holy my stomach just dropped. I went to class on monday and noticed my female professor was very good looking.. so naturally as any male would do (..i think?) i looked her up on facebook 5 minutes ago. As i finish looking through her photos i go back to h... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420609741 | 1420612326 | t3_2rlobe | t5_2to41 | 17 | someredditorswife: TIFU by letting our dog sleep on the bed...for the last time.
Despite years of trying to get our Labrador to sleep elsewhere so that my hubby and I can have uninterrupted sleep (or whatever) after we get the kiddos down, I let her sweet face guilt me, yet again. She is on medication for a minor foot ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1420613861 | 1420616587 | t3_2rlool | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheFirstComing: Just kinda pulled on it and moved my hand up and down while applying a tight grip. Mainly stayed to the shaft, didn't really go near the top
iyweg: It took you 7 years to figure it out?
TheFirstComing: I thought just moving your hand up and down quickly was the way to do it. I had never come close to ej... | 3 | 1 | |
1420612783 | 1420666680 | t3_2rlssc | t5_2to41 | 0 | StonedAtSkool: TIFU by losing a good friend
So today I had a good friend over just to hang out and stuff, like any normal day. We are both easily distracted people, and I quickly found myself browsing through Instagram.
This is where everything went downhill.
We saw another friend of ours had posted about losing all... | 4 | 0 | |
1420614463 | 1421789258 | t3_2rlv3b | t5_2to41 | 8 | infinitephi: TIFU by not having a fourth back up of my lifes work.
Last night two of my three 3tb backups were verified working. Then this morning all three fail and the last 8 years worth of work, that which i was only months away from finishing and publishing are gone. I have no money for the shit i already need to l... | 4 | 2 | |
1420615800 | 1420616018 | t3_2rlwt6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | blarghenwarbles: TIFU: Oops
This happened months ago buuuut I fudged up by making a rape joke to a rape victim (shes my friend) through text.
RCisaGhost: And now you know why you don't fucking make rape jokes in the first place.
blarghenwarbles: She laughed it off luckily.
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1420616468 | 1420620660 | t3_2rlxn7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by removing my menstrual cup first though I needed to pee urgently
Needed to pee urgently but decided to remove and clean the cup first to prevent contamination. Bladder holding in the pee refuses to relax vaginal muscles so it was a tug between bladder and fingers. Took a deep breathe, relaxed the blad... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1420615866 | 1420674050 | t3_2rlww5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by installing Xubuntu.
Dear Reddit, today I fucked up by intalling the Xfce desktop environment on my Ubuntu. I was all fine and dandy with my Metacity GNOME desktop. I had custom application icons, cool pimped-out taskbars, the works. Then I found one littttttle problem that was tearing at my soul, I c... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1420614944 | 1420659551 | t3_2rlvog | t5_2to41 | 6 | 1800AFKPOOP: TIFU by trying to be funny
This actually happened yesterday but because I still couldn't get this out of my chest, I decided to share it here. So I'm a fan of dark humour. Not to the extent where I laugh at dead bodies, but I do laugh at jokes and riddles that some people would find kinda disturbing. I hav... | 3 | 2 | |
1420618877 | 1420621020 | t3_2rm0fm | t5_2to41 | 9 | Razorshroud: TIFU by popping my knuckles
AimEelee133: Your diagram is 0% helpful.
Razorshroud: Good good.
Ok its my index finger, rotated right 90° its the knuckle closest to my palm but not the base of the finger
AimEelee133: You don't pop that shit yo! So you understand, you only pop your "bracket" knuckle lol
... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1420617726 | 1420637683 | t3_2rlz43 | t5_2to41 | 3 | wasnotexpectingthatf: TIFU by giving myself a facial.....
ssmooth_criminal: Damn you OP, I'm still at work but the suspense is killing me.
Elfmexu: You should totally do it. You might get a tifu story yourself. TIFU by not waiting home to check out that link
ssmooth_criminal: I'm sorry mate I bitched out:/ chose my jo... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420620341 | 1420665063 | t3_2rm1zs | t5_2to41 | 16 | deuxmillehirondelles: TIFU by reading "120 Days of Sodom" while TA-ing for a biology professor. (Semi-NSFW)
So, this fuck up happened a few years back, when I was a senior in high school. The previous summer, I'd taken a course from this teacher to avoid taking a science class during my senior year, and, about halfway ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1420622087 | 1420628651 | t3_2rm3qg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a typo in my resume and sending it out 4 times.
It says 2014 instead of 2015, making it look like I've been unemployed for the past year.
Desterix: Resend them with the corrected date?
duke1102: This. Or just send them a short mail/call explaining the typo. Everyone makes a mistake, no big de... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420620945 | 1421003456 | t3_2rm2mh | t5_2to41 | 7 | LeInfamous: TIFU by cleaning the sanitary bins at work
This actually happened yesterday. As soon as it happened I thought of TIFU. So I'm a male university student, and a few weeks ago I started a cleaning job for the summer (yeah glamorous, I know) at a local "adventure park". Part of my job description is to do all k... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420620393 | 1420624890 | t3_2rm21n | t5_2to41 | 10 | richierescue: TIFU by sending raunchy song lyrics instead of my resume...
Okay, so... this was a year ago, but I figured it would fit in with some of the stuff I've read on this sub.
Anyway, I was chatting with a friend of mine one day and we came up with this idea to write a really stupid parody of a song. The point ... | 5 | 2 | |
1420622524 | 1420737416 | t3_2rm466 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU: eating ghost pepper sauce before a big meeting
So, last night, I was hungry. I had some mashed up black beans and some ghost pepper sauce.
I thought, what the hell, i'll put some sauce on the beans, mix it together and throw it all on a salad.
It was firey but very tasty. My mouth burned for a good... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1420622661 | 1420704884 | t3_2rm4ak | t5_2to41 | 30 | Elfmexu: TIFU by misunderstanding a cat's approach
it turns out that when they go belly up its not for you to pet said belly. ouchy, my hand regrets that
prancingpapio: Cat's belly up is a behavioral signal sent to you that the cat trusts you. Generally this is a visual signal that does not require physical feedback (a... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1420623573 | 1420624920 | t3_2rm57r | t5_2to41 | 36 | gotabonerandsmiling: TIFU by masturbating before a doctor's appointment
Mouv: Did the doctor noticed but didn't tell anything and you were both really embarrassed ?
gotabonerandsmiling: I'm pretty sure he noticed....but he's probably seen worse
Mouv: He was thinking "damn, I have to touch this gross post-ejaculation s... | 4 | 9 | |
1420623961 | 1420641430 | t3_2rm5ln | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwinaway4gud: TIFU by telling my best friends girlfriend that he was cheating on her with her best friend.
This actually happened on New Years eve/day. We all went out to a bar that was having an event. I had too much champagne, tequila shots and vodka somethings? Anyway here's a little bit of the backstory: One nig... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420609409 | 1420629431 | t3_2rlnqv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU for being insecure
Well it happened over the new year. Me and my now ex girlfriend have been going out for a while and she was on holiday over the new year. Because of her making friends with single guys I got jealous and because of my insecurities from previous relationships. I thought she may of cheat... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420603942 | 1420651519 | t3_2rle8h | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheFoss15: TIFU by sprinting out of class.
So I actually did this about 5 years ago, when I was in sixth grade.
When I was in elementary school, my mom would volunteer down at the school as an aid on a pretty regular basis. During these times, she would get me out of class, and I'd go and help/hang out with her. Wel... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420622060 | 1420654829 | t3_2rm3pk | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing myself
JamesFarra: Punishment or complete humiliation? I'd choose punishment...
GunGoPewPew: I didn't realize the concequences.
| 3 | 6.333333 | |
1420630229 | 1420664433 | t3_2rmbvd | t5_2to41 | 648 | CitySlickerr: TIFU by searching "ISIS Flag" on Amazon at work
I work for a small clothing company made up of a boss and employees that are major hipsters, so I never would have expected this.
I just moved into a new place and everything is finally sound, except my walls are a bit boring. So I decided to hit up Amazon ... | 12 | 54 | |
1420633673 | 1420690670 | t3_2rmfja | t5_2to41 | 931 | bodafine: TIFU my Dad with some cookies
TIFU, well two weeks ago to be exact but the actions set in motion that day came to cessation this afternoon.
In the time between Christmas and New Years my Dad was rushed to hospital from his work after he was suffering, what he thought to be, stroke like symptoms. This was a ... | 13 | 71.615385 | |
1420634182 | 1420669865 | t3_2rmg3t | t5_2to41 | 76 | DNSThrowaway: TIFU by crushing my girlfriend's tits.
So we were swimming at the pool and I was jumping from the steps and grabbing her like a shark. On one occasion I grabbed her hard pinning her arm against her breast and lifted her up spinning around. She started crying and told me to put her down, she then silently ... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1420634961 | 1420651943 | t3_2rmh0l | t5_2to41 | 150 | stepbelow: TIFU By having a chili bath for skin care.
A few weeks ago I was surfing the web, I found this one particular site about skin care and started browsing it. There was this one topic where someone asked for advice on what are good things to add to the bath. Most of them where common things like salts and oils.... | 5 | 30 | |
1420632730 | 1420653559 | t3_2rmek8 | t5_2to41 | 67 | MrCandidMan: TIFU by shooting a hot girl in the parking lot
Today, was not a finer moment for me. I was just coming back from taking some pictures for a client and happened to leave my camera on the passenger seat in my car. I had wrapped it in my hoodie since I wasn't wearing it anymore. My plan was to go to the st... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1420641306 | 1420658261 | t3_2rmprb | t5_2to41 | 35 | LazyAardvark: TIFU by spending several hours painting the millennium falcon to realize i put the cockpit on the wrong side.
I was making a simple gift for my best friends birthday tomorrow since the millennium falcon is his favorite star wars vehicle i decided to try painting it onto a bierstadt landscape print that i ... | 5 | 7 | |
1420637046 | 1420651152 | t3_2rmjk0 | t5_2to41 | 153 | kirbac: TIFU by mixing up nail glue with my eye drops
(This is my roommate's story but she doesn't have a reddit so I'm posting it for her.)
There's really no story to tell. The bottles look similar, I was in a hurry getting ready for work, I put the nail glue (which is much like superglue if you don't know) into my e... | 6 | 25.5 | |
1420642892 | 1420668138 | t3_2rmsfh | t5_2to41 | 649 | birth_survivor: TIFU by staying in the office toilet for hours
It was just another day in the office (not today thou). Our department consists of about 20 people and we have two toilets to satisfy our toilet needs. Those toilets are not like public ones where several people can leak simultaneously, it's a small persona... | 7 | 92.714286 | |
1420644574 | 1420702977 | t3_2rmvef | t5_2to41 | 2 | ZeBests: TIFU by taking my diary to school
(Not sure if this is TIFU worthy)
I don't remember most of the things that happen to me, so I guess this wouldn't be the biggest fuck up of my life so far, but this is the only thing I remember, so it might as well be. But before I start, I'd like to say that I'm a Korean stud... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420642371 | 1420743765 | t3_2rmri8 | t5_2to41 | 8,521 | MrsMaryJane: TIFU by going to a Thrift Store
TIFU by going to a thrift store but this is by no means something that happened today, it was actually about a year ago but i'm loving this subreddit so i thought i would share... anyway...
Normal Saturday afternoon, brought the hubby some lunch at work... driving around to... | 16 | 532.5625 | |
1420642462 | 1420678642 | t3_2rmrnx | t5_2to41 | 445 | polishedlead: TIFU by adding my coworkers and boss on LoseIt
Backstory: I work in a corporate office with a bunch of middle aged ladies who are constantly swapping secrets for weight loss
I've been using the LoseIt app for about a month to track my food intake and exercise and it's really helped me with my weight loss... | 6 | 74.166667 | |
1420640180 | 1420722564 | t3_2rmo01 | t5_2to41 | 10 | fae925: TIFU by trusting the 20 degree weather and my tervis tumbler
This legitimately happened 20 minutes ago....and started last night.
It snowed and has been frigid. I got home last night, ran inside to let the pups out, and to change into snow gear to shovel. End of shoveling I realize (after I had gone inside a... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420646825 | 1420647360 | t3_2rmzlk | t5_2to41 | 3 | Karzul: TIFU by getting an exam hand-in date wrong.
I was in the middle of finishing a report for a 15 ECTS project (don't what that is equivalent to in the US, but it counts for half of a standard course load for a semester) for hand-in on the 8th of January.
It occurred to me that I didn't know the exact time for th... | 3 | 1 | |
1420635670 | 1421123511 | t3_2rmhtb | t5_2to41 | 14 | Old_Army90: TIFU by leaving Netflix open when my laptop died
I'm currently out of town on business in Michigan, so when the work day is over I'm pretty much confined to my hotel room because it's cold as balls and I pretty much refuse to drive anywhere if I don't have to. The hotel has its own restaurant/bar inside, so... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1420647216 | 1420665025 | t3_2rn0cx | t5_2to41 | 6 | Calikrissd: Tifu by paying over 2k dollars on a 12 pack of beer...
So I feel really stupid but I guess this is how I start my reddit account. Three nights ago after cashing my paycheck, I stopped at a local gas station to buy a 12 pack of beer and after paying I dropped my wallet somewhere with over 2000 US dollars in ... | 6 | 1 | |
1420637258 | 1420746797 | t3_2rmjt9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating chocolate
This happened yesterday, but i couldn't post it until today.
So to start off, i'm in college in the UK right now AKA senior high school in the US. It was near the end of the day and me and my friends were patiently waiting inside the college for our bus. Unbeknownst to me a dark for... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1420647280 | 1420667220 | t3_2rn0hh | t5_2to41 | 266 | dlvrd: TIFU really bad at the mall
This actually happened yesterday, but I still feel so embarrassed.
Yesterday, I was in a hurry to go out and didn't pay much attention to what I was doing. After a super fast shower, I put on a track suit and sneakers and headed to the mall.
At the mall, I was buying some stuff wh... | 7 | 38 | |
1420648564 | 1420748620 | t3_2rn33b | t5_2to41 | 8 | lovemySONshine: TIFU by cleaning out my cats litter box.
This actually happened 2 nights ago (*I know, I wish I had posted this the night it happened, but had placed it in a different sub*) So, since the holidays have come around, and the grocery prices have skyrocketed, my fridge and cabinets are completely empty near... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1420648925 | 1420653701 | t3_2rn3sk | t5_2to41 | 25 | jayel1204: TIFU by disrupting a random class I've never been to before
So university just started up again for the winter term and i clearly have no firm grasp of my class schedule. So today I had a chiropractor appointment booked first thing in the morning before my first class. After my appointment, I figured I had a... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1420649523 | 1420654128 | t3_2rn51o | t5_2to41 | 9 | haleraiser: TIFU by burning my own asshole with peppers.
Like many other posts his actually happened last year, but I only recently felt like sharing this story with my friends so I decided to post it here as well.
I like to cook a good bit at home, and especially like trying to make different stuff. One of the best ... | 3 | 3 | |
1420650719 | 1420652048 | t3_2rn7hj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Subreddit Idea: TIFU awards?!
I love this subreddit and all your crazy stories, and there are some real great gems here (looking at you, kid who burned down own house and dad who raised adopted Korean child to believe he's Chinese).
What you guys think of setting up regular TIFU awards for the best of the b... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420651272 | 1421725508 | t3_2rn8mn | t5_2to41 | 959 | rya11111: [Official] Winners of Best Of 2014! Here is your FUCK UP OF THEY YEAR! So here is my question, Are you READY ?
#####ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN WWE CHAMPION JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE IN THE WWE SUUUUPPPEERRRRR SLAAMMMMMMM * Epic Horn Music *
^(Jus kidding)
So we have looked up your votes for... | 9 | 106.555556 | |
1420651250 | 1420669128 | t3_2rn8kf | t5_2to41 | 7 | JAlicea97: TIFU by being clueless
Well this just happened like 5 minutes ago, and honestly I feel like dying. Let me preface this by saying that I am currently a senior in high school. I have my license and I always drive to school. Today was really snowy and cold, so after I parked, my girlfriend and I ran into the sc... | 7 | 1 | |
1420648598 | 1420654395 | t3_2rn35t | t5_2to41 | 2 | vanillamasala: TIFU by going keto
This just happened....
I've done the keto diet off and on for awhile now, but really started getting strict this week. My wonderful friend gifted me a blender when she moved recently and I've been excited to use it. Since school got called off today and my work also cancelled, I thou... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420652042 | 1420653214 | t3_2rna6d | t5_2to41 | 11 | muthafawkerjones: Tifu by not returning my books and losing my cool
This happened to me yesterday. So I went to my school so I could get my financial aide taken care of for my upcoming classes. Apparently my advisor couldn't approve my financial aide for my classes because I owed $300 for unreturned books. I specifical... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1420652276 | 1420669548 | t3_2rnaoc | t5_2to41 | 374 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my Reddit account open on my wife's iPad
BadTimedGroot: Let's all scare OP with what sort of tabs he could have forgotten he had open.
SCRIZZLEnetwork: r/pawg
EDIT: It's a NSFW sub
catchthatlittlefox: I'm really curious as to what this is but I really don't want to visit this sub...
wes2k: ... | 9 | 41.555556 | |
1420651755 | 1420654150 | t3_2rn9l7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ambler3isme: TIFU By Pressing The "Yes" Button.
Currently working with some IT related stuff, specifically SQL Servers and the like.
I had the fun task of updating a few records, and decided to just write a small query to save some time. Then a popup which I found quite amusing appeared, decided to just screenshot it... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420650776 | 1420660649 | t3_2rn7la | t5_2to41 | 7 | theslutsonthisboard: TIFU texting my friend about getting fired, but really it was my boss
So my boss called me Monday to have a meeting. I have a career where we really don't take much time off because we train high level athletes. Well I kind of hate my position at this gym and had some money saved plus offered a g... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420654045 | 1420655356 | t3_2rne9w | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost getting the police on me.
Long post ahoy!
TIFU. Well, more like the other night, I was talking to one of my ex's. Now there aren't many, but I like to stay friends with them and talk every week or so. This one will be called 'A'. After talking for a few hours last night about miscellaneous th... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420654503 | 1420661015 | t3_2rnfb0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Loveinacase: TIFU by letting my cat outside
He's now missing. Its been 12 hours.. Im heartbroken
Edited to update that my little piper was up a giant tree like a block down
After getting out of the bath I decided to smoke a j and just yell one more time. I was searching every hour on the hour since he went out. I did ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1420654932 | 1420661833 | t3_2rng8z | t5_2to41 | 304 | ColonelKx: TIFU By complimenting my crush's boobs
So last night I was out with my friends and we decided to get drunk.I said ok since my parents are on a vacation for thir marriage anniversary.We went to a shop and bought some drinks for our 3 people group.I only drink maybe once a year or even less often.After 4 or 5 ... | 9 | 33.777778 | |
1420654460 | 1420664843 | t3_2rnf8a | t5_2to41 | 110 | niko-: TIFU by hitting a deer and then checking my car for damage..
This actually happened a few years back while I was still in college. I was driving on a poorly-lit country highway in Ohio to pick up my gf from the airport. It was misting and dark outside and I was going about 70 mph when two deer ran out attempting... | 7 | 15.714286 | |
1420655483 | 1420712684 | t3_2rnhj4 | t5_2to41 | 2,255 | stepupyogamesun: TIFU letting the guy in the bathroom stall next to me borrow my cell phone
So I was at the mall a couple weeks before xmas, in the bathroom stall doing my business. As I am sitting there, someone comes in and occupies the stall right next to me. After being there for a couple minutes, dude asks me if h... | 11 | 205 | |
1420655183 | 1420705091 | t3_2rngsm | t5_2to41 | 7 | lazyJello: TIFU (update) by texting: I have a 3 hour break, you got time to smash?
I didn't know how to update my other post and some of you were asking for an update. He believes me and we are talking like normal. Still unsure if he knows how to smash (bros)
Also, I am a dude
hangman401: If he doesn't know what Smas... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420656781 | 1420660806 | t3_2rnkfi | t5_2to41 | 17 | moistbagel420: TIFU by Telling my mom I'm not high
This happened a few months ago but I thought it would be a good story for TIFU. I was at my friends house smoking weed before a party when my mom texted me asking for my friends home phone number where I was going later. I told her I didn't know it but she persisted. E... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1420658031 | 1420856767 | t3_2rnn5o | t5_2to41 | 863 | possumpenis: TIFU I've been saying vagina in front of these people for two weeks
I live in a house with three roomates in California. They are from mexico, and this winter their big family comes up from Mexico for Xmas and New years. It's a big reunion (grandmas, aunts, kids, fucking everyone) and they bring their litt... | 11 | 78.454545 | |
1420657396 | 1420681985 | t3_2rnls5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | chaddgar: TIFU by rejecting an offer to trade a car for a "The Who" album
This was actually in 1986. Ancient history. Anyway, I was browsing a thrift store and came across a beat up vinyl copy of "The Who: Live at Leeds". It looked like a generic album cover, and inside it were a few pictures of the band, a rejec... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1420657874 | 1420745798 | t3_2rnmtl | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally formatting the wrong drive
Unfortunately it was my 500 GB drive which contained ALL my games. ALL my important files and setups, as well as all my movies and Anime.
Fml.
BobDole261: Dont touch the drive at all, amd run software like recuva or easeus. Should be able to get back at least ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420658719 | 1420660349 | t3_2rnool | t5_2to41 | 7 | Volmo: TIFU by riding my bike into a Mini Cooper
Dear Reddit, today I fucked up, standard day at college and then me and my mate decide to go home, hop on the bikes and off we go. On the way home there is this massive hill and then its flat after a road, I ride a mountain bike so there is no need for me to brake, well ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420659912 | 1420664734 | t3_2rnreu | t5_2to41 | 170 | sgtfishlips: TIFU by not realizing my friend was serious
So 6 months ago my best buddy (let's call him A) moves away to take a job in another city. He meets this girl (let's call her G), and instantly falls head over heels for her. A's greatest strength is his greatest weakness in that he dives head in to what ever he ... | 7 | 24.285714 | |
1420660503 | 1420667188 | t3_2rnsqk | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was in a dream.
This happened yesterday.
I go to a community college in South Carolina. I don't really take anything seriously and usually don't give a fuck about anything besides my grades. But I'm also a hideously disgusting pervert. I don't talk much at all to anyone. I think in the y... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1420660900 | 1420662283 | t3_2rntmv | t5_2to41 | 9 | ColonelKx: TIFU By not putting a password on my phone
xpcreaper: As someone who has both sent and received those kinds of photos:
If it goes in your pocket, you gotta lock it. I had a similar incident where a guy with a crush on the girl saw the photos and it ended in her not talking to me, him attempting to hit me a... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1420657665 | 1420697923 | t3_2rnmcv | t5_2to41 | 15 | goodguy743: TIFU by letting my smart door lock lock me out of my apartment.
TIFU by letting my digital smart lock lock me out of my own apartment.
So it was 1:30am. I was about to go to sleep. I call my friend to chat for a bit and then out of no where, I hear these ear piercing sirens. Frantically as I'm still on th... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1420661002 | 1420663781 | t3_2rntti | t5_2to41 | 5 | shithappens101: TIFU by taking Thugs to my brothers place, who broke into his place the same day
Okay, so a little backstory for you to get the context a little better and I promise I'll try to make it as simple as possible.
My brother- also a small time criminal, school dropout and has an off and on relationship wit... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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