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1420441241 | 1420553656 | t3_2rdpln | t5_2to41 | 55 | _Decimation: TIFU by not going to sleep until 3 am for two weeks
So for two weeks I had winter break. In that time I would stay up until 3 am then wake up at 2pm.
And now I cant get to sleep now because I'm so fucking used to getting up at fucking 2pm
Now its 1 am and I have to get up in 4 shitfucking hours for fin... | 5 | 11 | |
1420436844 | 1420442337 | t3_2rdj2i | t5_2to41 | 4 | Kimsoohyun357: TIFU by not remembering my own cell phone number
PYRRHICtoSPONDEE: Poor guy, at least he got the correct pizza.
Kimsoohyun357: Yeah... i hope he liked it i made it lmao
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420441439 | 1420443831 | t3_2rdpv9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to roll my window up at the McDonald's drive-thru
This happened earlier tonight at around 11:30 PM at my favorite nearby McDonald's.
So I was just chilling with my friend at his place when I suddenly get really hungry. Unable to sleep on it, I decide to drive my friend and myself to t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420441628 | 1420470997 | t3_2rdq4y | t5_2to41 | 11 | Coffeechipmunk: TIFU by having a boner in front of my mom
So, when I was 13, and up to now, I would sleep in whatever I wore the previous day, and would take down the zipper to make myself more comfortable. Well, one night, after a hard night of studying, I was exhausted. So, instead of just the fly, I took my pants of... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420440398 | 1420464318 | t3_2rdoh6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TIFUthebestSubreddit: TIFU by not reading the reddiquette and getting banned from posting in here, all within 24 hours of making the account!
Really_Dont_Know: You may not curse out loud, but you know you still curse :-P
TIFUthebestSubreddit: My curse words are "penis" and "anus". LOL
Really_Dont_Know: No, I meant ins... | 5 | 1 | |
1420444346 | 1420480724 | t3_2rdtg5 | t5_2to41 | 52 | UncomfortableNPC: TIFU by hugging the wrong girl in front of the right girl
As with all TIFUs, this actually happened a couple years ago when I was with my ex. She was pretty cool, loved cats and the internet and whatnot. She only had one flaw, she was totally 10/10 batshit jealous over nothing all of the time. It was ... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1420441548 | 1420477455 | t3_2rdpzt | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to read the packing list.
4thwiseman: Really, don't worry about it. You won't get an article 15, you won't be in any UCMJ action shit. They have ways around missing paperwork, it's the military for christ's sake. Chill a bit, and do what you can. Everyone makes a mistake, even a soldier. ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420443666 | 1420476968 | t3_2rdsnz | t5_2to41 | 61 | Cheetohfingers: Tifu by assuming my boyfriend was cheating on me
I would like to preface this with a disclaimer. Despite the following events and what they may lead a user to believe about my intelligence and understanding of modern technology I am not really an idiot in real life...I swear.
Today was my last day at a... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1420436278 | 1420464153 | t3_2rdi7l | t5_2to41 | 10 | Giddawid_TPMB: TIFU by trying to climb over an electric fence...
A friend and I were out chasing the dark clouds, as you do, because we were looking for storms. They can be incredibly beautiful from a distance, and we were explorers enjoying the unpredictable nature of...nature. My friend then gets the overwhelming sen... | 5 | 2 | |
1420445250 | 1420501231 | t3_2rduez | t5_2to41 | 52 | roxasomega: TIFU by not answering my phone (NSFW-ish)
Okay, so this literally happened about a hour ago. For the past few weeks my girlfriend and I have gotten in the habit of spending an hour or two talking in her car whenever she gives me a lift home due to the cold. Since she still lives with her mother when we run ... | 4 | 13 | |
1420446637 | 1420447880 | t3_2rdvwq | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU- By telling the girl I like that I love her on accident.
So this is how it goes I was on my Facebook messenger and was talking to my the girl I love and a girl that was helping me out. So shes older that me and I've known her for like what 3 years and just told myself shes the best thing in the world. S... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1420445790 | 1420495906 | t3_2rdv1c | t5_2to41 | 27 | Lyzern: TIFU by pissing with a boner
Woke up with a raging boner, went to pee and made a mess on the floor, decided to use a very used and very wet towel since it wouldn't be used anymore before washing. Fast forward to 2-3 hours later when I go to take a shower, don't find any clean towels and decide to use one of the... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1420447159 | 1420450036 | t3_2rdwg2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Ryan_is_my_real_name: TIFU killing a turtle.
This happened some years ago. Bit of back story. I'm on a shoestring budget holiday in Fiji with my girlfriend with next to no money. So, I'm camped up on the beach on the Coral Coast which is completely illegal but I've never been one to worry about that sort of thing. Afte... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1420451342 | 1420504571 | t3_2re0is | t5_2to41 | 4,896 | terrapinspacestation: TIFU by inadvertently sending an offensive email to a grad school I am applying to
Reddit, TIFU
Like 5 minutes ago
I am applying to grad school this year, mostly schools in Europe. I had emailed the admissions coordinator of a place asking if they would accept electronic transcripts. She replied... | 11 | 445.090909 | |
1420453016 | 1420457416 | t3_2re24a | t5_2to41 | 3 | synical_pinacil: TIFU with the ex im trying to get back with
Green_Bay_Fappers: Let it go.
SilentOneBravo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
| 3 | 1 | |
1420453312 | 1420457201 | t3_2re2ds | t5_2to41 | 3 | ProjectThoth: TIFU by procrastinating.
TheTubbz: Bahahahaha that sucks bro made me laugh. If you can't refund your ticket for the Wild Ride just ride (geddit? :D) it out. Gl bro my thoughts are with you
ProjectThoth: Today's gonna be hell, I can feel it.
| 3 | 1 | |
1420454928 | 1420558709 | t3_2re3up | t5_2to41 | 620 | Swerdman55: TIFU by getting disconnected from Omegle with a really nice guy
AlphaApache: In what way was he helpful? If you don't mind my asking.
Swerdman55: I was sorta freaking out over my dilemma, and he really just helped calm me down and realize that it wasn't such a big deal after all. He was just very understan... | 13 | 47.692308 | |
1420497710 | 1420502099 | t3_2re374 | t5_2to41 | 12 | area___man: OP seemed pretty shameless about it.
[deleted]: Yeah, I guess. Sorry for calling you out like that.. I deleted the comment. Just having a bad day.
Integrs: I give better tips now. Wish I knew what the comment said though :(
[deleted]: Eh, I'll just re-post it.
This is what it said:
|A few years ago
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1420455405 | 1420461138 | t3_2re4bf | t5_2to41 | 6 | notmyrealuser95: TIFU by my loud TLC...
Okay, so this is sort of a fuck up, and sort of an "I am extremely creeped out" moment. This happened minutes ago, so who the hell knows what the consequences of this fuck up might be.
Maybe some of you can empathize with me here. With both my parents off work for the holidays,... | 3 | 2 | |
1420456206 | 1420486151 | t3_2re53k | t5_2to41 | 595 | ThrowAway8209346: TIFU By Accidentally Cutting My Penis At My Crushes Birthday Party.
I think this has to be the biggest fuck up of recent memory for me. About 3-4 days ago i got a message from a mutual friend of my crush asking if i wanted to come to her party since she said she'd be fine having friends of friends com... | 5 | 119 | |
1420458698 | 1420460077 | t3_2re7nd | t5_2to41 | 2 | thenamber1: TIFU by boasting too much
rowanr: Its called today I fucked up not today uncle D fucked up sorry dude.
thenamber1: sorry man saw, other posts about relatives fucking up and i went ahead
rowanr: That's alright people just don't know what rules are Haha it was still pretty funny.
| 4 | 0.5 | |
1420450085 | 1420465094 | t3_2rdzbu | t5_2to41 | 15 | IdenticleWin: TIFU by deleteing all of a primary schools data.
This happened 2 hours ago. I was about to start migrating the schools old server into a new box.
we are virtualising the new server..
So i plugged them all in and booted up.
Wiped the virtual disk made a new raid 5 and hit the fast init button.
went to boot... | 3 | 5 | |
1420457383 | 1420460801 | t3_2re698 | t5_2to41 | 3 | BarakaObama: TIFU by helping a lady-friend get a job
So there is this girl. Lets call her "A" for short. We have a bit of a history, as I've known her for about ten years or so. I've always been pretty into her, even if it was against my better judgment. I was around 21 when I met her, and she was always a bit flaky, b... | 3 | 1 | |
1420458008 | 1420480156 | t3_2re6xi | t5_2to41 | 14 | xDhezz: TIFU : By accidenty force feeding my Grandma
This happened yesterday, My whole family (Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, Grandparent e.t.c) had all met up for a New Years gathering as we didn't get to see each other over Christmas and we thought it would be great to see everyone before the winter break ended.Anyway my Mu... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1420460003 | 1420466833 | t3_2re91p | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By not just calling out
Karmas_burning: Not sure where you work, but at my work you can go to a doctor and get what they call an intermittent leave of absence for medical conditions. Basically they talk to your doctor and doctor fills out a form and you can't be punished for calling in for your medi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420462881 | 1420483993 | t3_2rec59 | t5_2to41 | 125 | ILYLFC: TIFU by drawing balls on my dad's car.
So basically I took my dad's car to a basketball game in the morning. After the game me and my mates were just chilling for a while in the car when one of them started drawing all kinds of explicit pictures on the foggy windows. We laughed like the immature retards we are ... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1420461062 | 1420487929 | t3_2rea6d | t5_2to41 | 241 | throwaway-RM: TIFU by using the wrong toilet stall
Back story:
I work for a company that have an office in another companies building, we have no facilities and use all of theirs so all of the cleaning, etc is done by the other company.
The company have been away for 2 weeks over Christmas and the new year.
The story,... | 4 | 60.25 | |
1420466631 | 1420535227 | t3_2regr8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | khidrrr: TIFU by turning my laptop into a desktop
**TL;DR please give it read (especially if you know computer stuff). i don't know what else to do i want to cry.**
TIFU by being a tech noob
TIFU by trying to be a computer engineer
TIFU by being me
I am running Windows 7 Premium on my Acer Aspire V3-471G laptop. I... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1420463954 | 1420484709 | t3_2redet | t5_2to41 | 217 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about 'Butt stuff Tuesday' in front of my girlfriend's dad
The title says it all really. Me and my girlfriend have an arrangement to solve the fact that I'm into butt stuff and she's not really.. we do it once a week. The day that we decide to do it usually becomes 'butt stuff [that day]'.
S... | 5 | 43.4 | |
1420467535 | 1420468319 | t3_2rehzg | t5_2to41 | 53 | Aweef: TIFU by going to school when I wasn't supposed to
I just need to let this out of my system. So embarrassing, maybe this will help me.
I'm a junior in high school. I woke up today at 6, got ready for school, and left the house at 7. I don't have my license yet, so my brother (who has work the same time) usually... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1420465254 | 1420495649 | t3_2reexy | t5_2to41 | 43 | shankzilla: TIFU by becoming a fire crotch. NSFW
So yesterday I decided to hit up the local watering hole with my buddies. It was one of my friend's birthday so we needed to get a little bit tipsy. Of course being the party animal I am, I had one to many beers. Deciding that my thirst had been quenched, I meandered bac... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1420469360 | 1420517536 | t3_2reknc | t5_2to41 | 2,087 | Boxy89: TIFU by loading my porn stash onto my teachers laptop
So as with most TIFU's this happened a few years ago. I was taking a Design Tech course at school and the software on the school computer wasn't all that great for design (MS Word/Publisher), so I got hold of Photoshop and Quark Express and worked on my cour... | 13 | 160.538462 | |
1420470076 | 1420502817 | t3_2relq6 | t5_2to41 | 56 | suite_suit: TIFU a radio promotional give away
I was at work for my radio station and we happened to be short staffed for the day. My boss asked me to gather footage, carry all documents, referee and be time keeper for our promotion.
And that promotion was a 100 second shopping spree.
Being worked to the bone for... | 4 | 14 | |
1420470452 | 1420496051 | t3_2remb6 | t5_2to41 | 131 | [deleted]: TIFU by voicing a text over Bluetooth.
I was using my phone to play music over a Bluetooth speaker at home with my family.
After I was done, I went to play games not realizing my phone was still connected.
I get a text from a humorous guitarist buddy of mine. I was into the game so I had my phone just read ... | 5 | 26.2 | |
1420472293 | 1420487952 | t3_2repdj | t5_2to41 | 124 | malenun: TIFU by getting my favorite teacher fired.
Hobbycoder: Your teacher fucked up by lying to the principal. If he wouldn't try so hard to be cool in front of the students he wouldn't have that problem.
malenun: I agree 100%. But if it wasn't for me, he problably would have gotten away with it
Kleedok: Doubt it. ... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1420475908 | 1420483252 | t3_2revzx | t5_2to41 | 113 | vivmrsolo: TIFU by letting someone put diesel in my car.
Italy has gas attendants. Most of them know what takes gas and what takes diesel and 9 times out of 10 they will ask if they don't know, well today i got number 10 and now a fucked up engine. Thank you fucking AGIP.
Ev_antics: what do you drive that they confused... | 11 | 10.272727 | |
1420475756 | 1420484465 | t3_2revpt | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an angry boyfriend
TIFU This happened about 6 months ago. I had been dating a girl for 5 years, the only girl I ever dated and slept with. I had been depressed and full of anxiety for a few months due to school and family life, so being the angry guy I was I decided it would be a good idea to ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1420476781 | 1420478833 | t3_2rexoz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU when I gave him something he wasn't expecting. NSFW
kool-aidking1: You couldnt taste the blood??
Keelik: > as it goes off
I think it was blood from *inside* he felt it before it came out.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420478152 | 1420499653 | t3_2rf0bl | t5_2to41 | 11 | kinkythrow91: TIFU by thinking I was home alone.
So I'll preface this by saying I'm a kinky dude. Some of the stuff I'm into would likely scar most of you readers.
So last night, hangout with my roommate and his GF after a big board gaming get together, RM mentions he's back to work on Monday, and GF says she'll be ou... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420479255 | 1420599254 | t3_2rf2ip | t5_2to41 | 3,533 | _siriuslyme: TIFU by switching seats on the airplane with my father
This happened about 3 weeks ago. So flying to our vacation my family had a row of seats, the four in the middle aisle and the aisle seat of a window seat. I really wanted to take pictures of the sky so I switched seats with my dad who happened to be si... | 12 | 294.416667 | |
1420477615 | 1420514070 | t3_2rez8v | t5_2to41 | 52 | justcamp: TIFU by losing my fake tooth
I've had a fake tooth on a retainer for a while and this morning I was brushing it and it popped off the retainer and went straight down the drain. I immediately cut the water and took off the trap below the sink. Gone. I wrapped some duct tape around a hanger and tried to fish... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1420479367 | 1420564019 | t3_2rf2r4 | t5_2to41 | 759 | zucchiniboat: TIFU by letting my roommates pet free into the wild
I had this roomy about a year ago. I'll call her Shannon. Shannon was the type of person to start sobbing and get her wallet out during one of those Sarah McLachlan animal cruelty commercials. She was even going to school to be a veterinarian. Really... | 9 | 84.333333 | |
1420478666 | 1420503416 | t3_2rf1es | t5_2to41 | 398 | [deleted]: TIFU: Getting stoned before family Christmas dinner
So I was going to the fancy clam bar, Vincent's, with my family on Christmas Eve. It has been a "tradition" for us the past few years; I figured why not smoke before? I thought that I will blow the smoke out of the window, so there's no chance of getting ca... | 12 | 33.166667 | |
1420481353 | 1420494620 | t3_2rf6kz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into the men's restroom at Macy's
I'm at Macy's and have to pee terribly so I find the restroom, open the door and walk in. As I walk in I think to myself how small and closet-like the bathroom is. It is literally the size of a small utility closet, and the lighting was terrible. I lift my head... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1420480696 | 1420575857 | t3_2rf5by | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing a pregnant woman to fart on my head.
This was actually today! Just got home from my workplace where it happened. It's the kind of story that's awful at the moment but hilarious in retrospect.
I work at a community fitness center, in the gym itself. ("Gym" meaning with all the treadmills and ... | 4 | 14 | |
1420482668 | 1420528119 | t3_2rf9ax | t5_2to41 | 63 | segmentedkitten6: TIFU by letting down my girlfriend
So this morning my girlfriend was going in for surgery (noting too major or life-threatening). We were talking the night before and she mentioned that she was nervous, I offered to wake up early and talk with her in the morning to make her feel more comfortable. In... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1420484127 | 1420488351 | t3_2rfcas | t5_2to41 | 25 | rightinthevagoo: TIFU by searching for cocks
bicycle: [The clock in question](http://www.cafepress.com/+yugioh_time_to_duel_wall_clock,1234030676)
Indigoh: [The cock in question](http://i.imgur.com/mjybWkE.png)
| 3 | 8.333333 | |
1420484945 | 1420504410 | t3_2rfdyy | t5_2to41 | 4,307 | BraelynnSky: TIFU by accidentially fingering my sister before giving her a concussion.[NSFW]..sorta?
JimmyTorpedo: Man this salsa is so finger bangin good!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Hope your sis is okay...concussions suck, tell her to take it easy for a couple of months because you really have to be careful. Anything from a b... | 13 | 331.307692 | |
1420454223 | 1420499518 | t3_2re37y | t5_2to41 | 5 | Trolldude64: Tifu for watching Phineas and Ferb
So sometimes, I just watch an episode in a series and think 'you know what? I LOVE this and I wish to watch all the episodes there are.' And I obsess over the series. This happened with Phineas and Ferb. I know, I'm sixteen and it's a kids' cartoon but I don't care. It's ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420482398 | 1420588360 | t3_2rf8qn | t5_2to41 | 1,975 | [deleted]: TIFU by informing my strict catholic grandparents I'm not a virgin.
Oh boy, I fucked up. I never thought I'd have a big enough fuck up to post here, but then this happened.
I'm eighteen, from a strict Irish catholic family. I'm not religious myself, which is something I hide from my grandparents. My grandfa... | 14 | 141.071429 | |
1420485215 | 1420506738 | t3_2rfeho | t5_2to41 | 14 | kenabashi: TIFU by getting emotional during a minor car repair.
**Background:** I'm poor and my car is 14 years old. She had a minor ground that drained the battery to death and a new battery is expensive, so I installed a $20 switch on the battery a work around. Then, a good mechanic fixed the ground for free.
Then t... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1420485960 | 1420575043 | t3_2rfg3h | t5_2to41 | 389 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my crush if I could kiss her
So basically I've had a crush on this girl for about a year now but even though we were extremely close friends, I was too afraid to tell her about my feelings because I've never gone further than hugging a girl. My friends knew about this and said I should give up... | 7 | 55.571429 | |
1420487280 | 1420530434 | t3_2rfivn | t5_2to41 | 320 | -Hound: TIFU by getting my testicles stuck to a swingset.
Okay. *Sigh*.. So like a lot of stories here, this happened a long time ago. About 16 years ago. It was puberty.. A strange and confusing time in any young man's life.
I hope this isn't too long. I'll try to stick to the facts.
Well it was Summer and I had a ... | 9 | 35.555556 | |
1420487925 | 1420563966 | t3_2rfkbg | t5_2to41 | 422 | [deleted]: TIFU by convincing my little brother his name is Cockboy
**TL;DR:** Convinced little brother (age 5) his name is Cockboy, mom found out. I got kicked out for a few hours and they ate cake without me :(
I've been visiting my parents for the past few weeks and yesterday I wanted to mess with my little brother... | 6 | 70.333333 | |
1420488014 | 1420537005 | t3_2rfkik | t5_2to41 | 810 | Maintenancethrowaway: TIFU by unknowingly mixing business and pleasure
This FU has been building up for the past couple months without me even knowing.
The past six or so months I've had on-and-off flings with various girls. Just FWB situations. Two weeks ago I broke things off with one I'd been seeing for almost 2 m... | 7 | 115.714286 | |
1420489435 | 1420526457 | t3_2rfnni | t5_2to41 | 10 | DulceEtDecorumEst: TIFU by accidentally threatening a med school admissions interviewer.
This actually happened a few years ago but a friend reminded me of this mess up recently. While applying for med school a few years ago I was given an interview at my top choice school. The interview was performed by two interviewe... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420488468 | 1420506406 | t3_2rflhv | t5_2to41 | 7 | YouStoleMyTIFU: TIFU by getting my original TIFU stolen by a friend
Throwaway because I would rather not suffer a backlash from any people who don't believe me.
So has anyone here read the "TIFU by getting my favorite teacher fired." submission by malenun?
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2repdj/tifu_by_getting... | 7 | 1 | |
1420490153 | 1420583939 | t3_2rfp9k | t5_2to41 | 1,776 | FutureRobotWordplay: TIFU by showing my mom a picture of my hairless junk. [NSFW]
Not too long ago, at my girlfriend’s request, I shaved off all of my pubic hair for the first time. It was an awful experience that left me irritated and extremely uncomfortable.
My girlfriend did appreciate it, and thought it would be ... | 13 | 136.615385 | |
1420490418 | 1420491724 | t3_2rfpuz | t5_2to41 | 7 | Senseicrozam: Tifu and tmdfu with all things involving the trash.
This happened a few days ago but I think it is honorable enough to share since it took awhile to deal with the aftermath. Parents are visiting from out of town for the holidays. It is trash pick up day and with extra people in the house trash is fuller t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420480452 | 1420535365 | t3_2rf4uu | t5_2to41 | 5 | killerkristov: TIFU (Well it was technically last night) By coming home drunk and eating so much, thinking I was highlander, that I got sick this morning.
This has been copied from my facebook post
Post:
Oh my god. I think I finally did it. I ate myself into sickness. I came home last night a little drunk and decided... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420485648 | 1420502609 | t3_2rfffb | t5_2to41 | 7 | douevenliftbro_: Tifu by shaking my shaker cup while open.
Today I finished working out, changed, and went back to work. I shook my shaker cup while open and got protein all over my office and all over me.
Malamutewhisperer: So that's the best you could come up with to explain to the boss about all the uv-reactive pro... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420492415 | 1420495759 | t3_2rfub9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | AtlanticZombie: TIFU by taking Algebra 1
Selsen: But where are YOUR fuck up in this?
AtlanticZombie: I clarify this at the top of the page.
| 3 | 2 | |
1420493808 | 1420543341 | t3_2rfx7o | t5_2to41 | 4 | poltergoose420: TIFU by making an instagram
4rg0n1x: what kind of comments?
how do you know they are creeped out?
poltergoose420: I saw one girl put something political and asked her what it meant, I put that someone's picture was funny and there was one girl that followed whose name I didn't recognize so I asked wh... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1420493621 | 1420503127 | t3_2rfwrs | t5_2to41 | 17 | WhatAB1tch: TIFU because I accidentally sent my ex gf's naked pics and graphic texts msgs to her current SO. Sorry in advance it is so long
My ex was calling & texting me quite a bit last year. Up until that point I hadn't really spoken with her in about 3 years. She was getting married on November 15th and decided... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1420493396 | 1420536286 | t3_2rfw9b | t5_2to41 | 3 | 4rg0n1x: TIFU by fighting with my father
JawshD123: That was a nice happy ending. I'm glad you two worked things out. :)
4rg0n1x: thanks. felt really light and good myself.
| 3 | 1 | |
1420492820 | 1420501841 | t3_2rfv6r | t5_2to41 | 345 | SirCheeseAlot: TIFU by stopping a relative from killing me, his girlfriend, and child.
I had gone out friday to watch a movie with a relative of mine. He
seemed fine. I went back to his house to play a video game. He was
laughing seemed fine, but was drinking. I don't drink anymore. We walk out to his garage and he sta... | 8 | 43.125 | |
1420494354 | 1420497861 | t3_2rfyhm | t5_2to41 | 81 | TIFUbyreadingTIFU: TIFU by reading a TIFU about my wife....
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1420494539 | 1420530206 | t3_2rfyw9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | throwaway8292927382: TIFU By shaking my little sister awake
So my sister is in high school and I'm in college. She's off today and I wasn't. My sister likes to sleep... alot, and many times of the day I have to go wake her up. When shouting, loud music, and shaking her shoulders doesn't work, I sometimes get inventive ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1420494500 | 1420572084 | t3_2rfyt9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Shadow12513: TIFU by rejecting a girl to prom
So TIFU pretty hard. I was in lunch shoving a corn-dog in my face, when the girl of my dreams came up to me and asked me a question which i heard "do you have a problem with me?" I replied "no why would I?!" she ran away crying, turns out she asked me to prom and I crushed ... | 5 | 3 | |
1420494211 | 1420520302 | t3_2rfy5n | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing earbuds in the airport
Well this happened last night, but I've been to busy to post...
Here we go...
So yesterday was a pretty busy travel day for me. I had a flight to Charlotte, but before that I had to wait in Boston for 5 or so hours. I'm sitting there and I decide I'm going to kill som... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1420485785 | 1420503188 | t3_2rffp0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | RealOGBobbyJohnson: TIFU by using a bluetooth speaker and watching porn
To set the scene a little bit, I am living in an apartment and my mother is visiting (Christmas). Okay, so New Years Day I was washing the dishes after New Years Dinner and I was listening to music on my bluetooth speaker (which is pretty loud). I ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420494209 | 1420523617 | t3_2rfy5e | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by "going to bed" before my new roommate
So about 2 weeks ago, I moved in with a guy I know from high school (to answer your question - I'm male).
So it's about 11:30PM. We've been living together for just less than a week at this point. I tell him that I'm off to bed for the night.
Now, my door doesn... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420494548 | 1420504558 | t3_2rfyx0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | HOLY_USER: TIFU by getting owned by a scammer on Steam
This happened yesterday actually.
It was late night (or early morning?) and I get a Skype message from a friend of mine:
- Hey, could you help me out? I think a guy is trying to scam me.
I asked if he could elaborate which he replied with:
- I'm gonna trade my m... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1420495372 | 1420498653 | t3_2rg0tu | t5_2to41 | 7 | JangoDarkSaber: TIFU: By backing my dad's car into a mailbox
My dad asked me to back his car out of the driveway and back in so that my mom could pull her car into the garage. Note that I am a new drive that does not even have his permit yet. I backed the car too far back and I dented the back and scraped the paint off... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420495975 | 1420514180 | t3_2rg26p | t5_2to41 | 377 | squeamish: TIFU by giving my uncle's gf 3 in the pink/1 in the stink
[deleted]: Soooo...Has it given you a granny fetish?
squeamish: I got divorced in 2013 and now have a girlfriend who is only 44, but had her daughter at age 19, meaning that I may soon have a girlfriend who is a legit grandma.
olddoubleratbling: gonn... | 7 | 53.857143 | |
1420494342 | 1420530774 | t3_2rfygo | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by skipping work
So I just finished winter break from my internship and woke up today to go back and said "Nope." I emailed my boss and told her I couldn't come in because blah blah blah. She is very nice.
For the time of my internship I am staying with my brother-in-law and sister because it is much m... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1420495740 | 1420512025 | t3_2rg1nv | t5_2to41 | 1,053 | Hoo-Man: TIFU by realising the 'face massager' I found as a kid, was not a face massager...
choledocholithiasis_: Today you realized you rubbed your sisters dried clit juice on your neck/face. This is like some bad stepsister porno introduction or something.
Hoo-Man: I'd like to tell myself it was clean when I used it... | 10 | 105.3 | |
1420496890 | 1420505619 | t3_2rg46a | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by being friendly to dogs and ending up half naked on the street
So im 16 and my mom is untrustworthy of me i guess because we live in a "bad" good neighborhood so its more of a safety thing. So she let me walk 2 blocks to a food store to buy some food.
Backstory to the dogs: I know these dogs (2 pitbu... | 9 | 3.888889 | |
1420497536 | 1420550947 | t3_2rg5kp | t5_2to41 | 336 | charlottechewie: TIFU by rubbing a girl's belly.
I was at a visitation in line and knew many of the ppl my age there. There is a cute girl named Liz who recently got pregnant up and is having a baby. Anyways as I'm standing in line waiting for my go she walks up and says hey to me. I say hey, we exchange pleasantrie... | 5 | 67.2 | |
1420497012 | 1420503205 | t3_2rg4fc | t5_2to41 | 11 | loeloeB: TIFU by leaving a carton of fruit juice in my locker over the holidays
So it was before the christmas break that I drank out of a carton of fruit juice from my locker and I am not used to doing that. So i forgot about it. The friday for the holiday break I left it in there.
This morning after two weeks I came... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420498364 | 1420541023 | t3_2rg7e0 | t5_2to41 | 7,304 | thegrandplatypus: TIFU by starting a serious dildo fire
My wife and I had a minor argument last night, so I figured I'd start the day on a positive note. Get some cleaning done, tidy up around the house, make everything extra nice while she relaxes. Among other things that needed cleaning, we had several sex toys (sili... | 12 | 608.666667 | |
1420498491 | 1420507497 | t3_2rg7mq | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my cousin's girlfriend's sister I love her
So over my Christmas vacation i went to my cousins house. He lives in Maine and I live in New York so we are kinda far away. My cousin, lets call him brad, invited his girlfriend and some other friends over his house. One of these people was his girl... | 3 | 11 | |
1420498698 | 1420613236 | t3_2rg82p | t5_2to41 | 452 | ThisLadyisCrazy: TIFU by calling out my crazy fake sister-inlaw, got the cops called on me
So, yeah... This is a throw away and my first post to TIFU. This happened... well, has been happening since yesterday.
TIFU by telling my brothers crazy girlfriend she was full of shit and abusing my brother, so she went to the ... | 14 | 32.285714 | |
1420499257 | 1420504855 | t3_2rg9br | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught starring at a girl's ass
PM-ME-YOUR-HANGERS: If he doesn't respect your eye for beauty, screw him. I would have given you a wink and a nod of approval.
GYNM: Anyone got a gif. ?
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420499946 | 1420538049 | t3_2rgasa | t5_2to41 | 77 | freeskier989: TIFU lost my job, my girlfriend, detained by police & served a restraining order.
TIFU. My true life experience, almost too good to be true (in a bad way but one I can laugh about eventually).
I was working this day, just like any other day, doing my job as a digital marketer, when i was notified by ... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1420483390 | 1420507511 | t3_2rfaqz | t5_2to41 | 58 | isarealboy13: TIFU By Noticing Blood on the Bathroom Floor (Slightly NSFW, but not totally)
I go to college and live off-campus with 4 other guys. Four out of the five of us have girlfriends. Yesterday, 3 out of the four girlfriends were visiting and staying the night.
I moved back in yesterday and decided it would ... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1420500623 | 1420503329 | t3_2rgc64 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating shrooms, getting black out drunk and almost cheating on my SO.
golfrinserepeat: Yeah, the shrooms can be an issue. Once I ate what should have been a normal amount at a college party, 30 minutes later I remember thinking I *have to get home right now!* My house was only about a mile away, but... | 3 | 1 | |
1420500519 | 1420510737 | t3_2rgby0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling HR and telling them I was looking for another job.
This actually did happen today, just an hour ago actually.
I lost my job the week before Thanksgiving and getting hired for anything that is NOT seasonal is difficult, if not impossible during December. I interviewed about 4 different places... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420501465 | 1420501809 | t3_2rgdyg | t5_2to41 | 5 | Smart__C: TIFU by trying to learn Spanish
mclitch: OP you done fucked up, but let this be a lesson to you about taking credit cards and why you shouldnt do it.
Smart__C: Yeah I learned a huge lesson today, I just hope the company doesn't press charges
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420501954 | 1420685758 | t3_2rgexm | t5_2to41 | 3 | mhcincy513: TIFU by uploading a video recording of me farting to my Snapchat story...
Silvermane2: I would have kept it in there hahahahaha
A bunch of other things then a massive fart tucked in the middle. If I came across the story I would die laughing
mhcincy513: Idk it had my face clearly in the beginning
Silverm... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420502249 | 1420564145 | t3_2rgfj3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ihateuni: TIFU by calling a senior lecturer out on her bullshit instead of submitting an essay like I was supposed to :(
I don't go to a very prestigious university and often find the lecturers and course directors level of knowledge in a subject to be near level with my own. In other words, they bullshit their way th... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420499787 | 1420504053 | t3_2rgafl | t5_2to41 | 12 | sirchenko: TIFU by not showing up for work
This happened to me today. I was laying in bed enjoying my christmas holidays. I had just watched a classic Scorsese movie when suddenly I get a call from a friend from work. I pick up and he asks me what I'm doing. I tell him that I'm home over the holidays at my parents hous... | 3 | 4 | |
1420503422 | 1420650595 | t3_2rghwy | t5_2to41 | 9 | reditToddler: TIFU by consulting my firm Counsellor
Let me give you my background, I am 28 Year old female working in a pretty big firm in NYC as a consultant. I joined this firm in Jul 2014 and it was going great so far. We have 4 people in our team including me and my manger.
Just after joining the firm I heard some... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1420501643 | 1420506279 | t3_2rgeak | t5_2to41 | 23 | badlifechoicestoday: TIFU by coughing
Hello internet, long time fucker-upper here, first time submitter. This happened Friday and it has caused me to stay in my room for about the last 48 hours...
The setup: I live in a small 4 bedroom one floor house with my brother, his girlfriend and our dogs. On the day in questio... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1420503478 | 1420517143 | t3_2rgi1f | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing my guitar
After coming home from the gym about an hour ago and taking a shower, and being a male college student, I got the urge to rub one out before dinner even though my parents were home. This isn't a new thing by no means, so I put on my headphones, and opened one of my go-to videos (eve... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1420499983 | 1420523102 | t3_2rgav6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | PlanetaryGenocide: TIFU while playing a very dangerous game...
So there I was, sitting home alone on winter break, playing Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. Great game by the way, got it on Steam Sale, totally worth.
But that's not the *true* game I was playing. You see, a couple of hours before, I had gone to get a burger... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420503628 | 1420504486 | t3_2rgid9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By not asking my crush out.
So this happened a few weeks ago (never thought to put it on here!). I have a big crush on this girl. I have never felt this way about a girl before. I started to become friends with this girl and I started flirting with her after a long period of not making a move (I haven't... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420502460 | 1420544425 | t3_2rgfz3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | fanfic-trash: TIFU by sending my teacher a smut fanfic instead of my assignment
Today I fucked up BIG TIME. So backstory first, due to a few snow days during finals week our 1st semester finals got pushed back to the week after winter break. I take a creative writing class, and instead of a test for our final we had to... | 6 | 2 | |
1420503249 | 1420509628 | t3_2rghk7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | YouseYourWords: TIFU by taking my eyes off him for ONE second....
...while he's on the toilet. I work as a behavioral therapist for children with special needs. Among other areas, I work on toileting, aka potty training. Which brings me to tonight.
There's a non-verbal, very sweet 7 year old who's acting very silly a... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1420504513 | 1420525477 | t3_2rgk66 | t5_2to41 | 79 | KwanzaaKony: TIFU by forgetting to wash my hands
So today I fucked up real badly.
At around midnight my sister came home with a bigass plate of blazing Buffalo Wild Wings, which I ate without hesitation. After that I decided to hit the sack, but only after hitting the sack. So here I am, 3 in the morning, jerkin' the ... | 5 | 15.8 |
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