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1420505124 | 1420563113 | t3_2rglfb | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ontosomething1: TIFU. I just interviewed at a new company and one of the interviewers is my current boss.
This just happened. I have been working for a non profit for 9 months in a city of about 300,000(you'll need this for context and probability.)I don't get paid very well and the work is really stressfull, so I deci... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420506014 | 1420506377 | t3_2rgn9g | t5_2to41 | 3 | metaprolulz: TIFU by sending a female acquaintance a flirty, heart-eyed smiley face on facebook
Disclaimer: This is probably not the most bizzare TIFU entry, it might even seem sort of mundane, but you may at least rest assured that I am not making it up. Today, I did indeed, fuck up. And this how:
Be me.
Be texting... | 3 | 1 | |
1420506164 | 1420507084 | t3_2rgnkx | t5_2to41 | 5 | lillevigge: TIFU by going down on my girlfriend/NSFW
SprinkleRainbow: You didn't taste the blood?
lillevigge: I know it's really weird, I didnt taste anything until after. My saliva tasted like iron.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420506315 | 1420512033 | t3_2rgnvh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling someone who I like.
So today, I was really stressed about school and sports, so since holding in my secret wasn't helping, I decided to tell someone. It really wasn't the best choice. I decided to tell her BEST FRIEND. It was such a bad decision. Now since they are best friends, she told my c... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1420506820 | 1420507436 | t3_2rgovb | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tntkain: Tifu by buying my husband fireworks for Christmas
Tifu, this wasn't this year, it was 5 years ago. We got an email saying it was 40% off of case prices at my husband's favorite fireworks place. It was good through January 30th. So I asked husband if he wanted fireworks. We drove 2 hours in January in a storm t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420507245 | 1420511466 | t3_2rgppk | t5_2to41 | 3 | Hempthusiast: TIFU by being honest to a girl.
So yeah, basically... I'll slip here that ― by the observation of others ― I didn't got much affection being a child so maybe it is the reason I turned into a Peace and Love Rasta who love before stoping to love and I like to hug everyone if they feel for it but bringing so... | 3 | 1 | |
1420508296 | 1420509510 | t3_2rgrrz | t5_2to41 | 12 | Bsmith705: TIFU and ruinned a marriage proposal I have been planning for over 6 months..... UPDATE
I posted two months ago of a day when I fucked up my marriage proposal to my girlfriend (Fuck up is below). I know many wanted me to update this and I have gotten a couple of messages about it. Well, I am proud to announc... | 4 | 3 | |
1420509201 | 1420811439 | t3_2rgtii | t5_2to41 | 37 | shlockums: TIFU by not beheading a chicken
I'm an urban farmer. We raise chickens for eggs. Have been doing it for about a year and a half now. A few months back, one of our chickens got sick and started attacking the other ones in the coup. It stopped eating, lost almost all its feathers and would peck or fight anythi... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1420506732 | 1420520368 | t3_2rgoos | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheLastBison: TIFU by not reading a menu properly
I went out to eat at this weird, hip restaurant. I ordered just a standard burger because you can't screw one of those things up. It turns out the restaurant's default side for a burger is **sweet** potato fries and not **regular** fries, and I was too careless to rea... | 3 | 2 | |
1420510882 | 1420599201 | t3_2rgwtu | t5_2to41 | 11 | sphirexx: TIFU by buying a locked T-mobile Iphone 6
I met up with a guy who I was able to get a deal with trading my iphone 5s and a few bucks for a 6. It all panned out he said. He just wanted to make his money back and he could sell the 5s. Everything was legit. I checked the phone it was clean no worries. Well, some... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1420510785 | 1420792842 | t3_2rgwmx | t5_2to41 | 1,161 | theguywithacomputer: TIFU torrenting everything under the sun
This was a LONG time ago.
I was always a horny bastard. When I was 6 I got in trouble for stealing my mother's Victoria's Secret magazines and hiding them in my room. I was never allowed to have an internet capable electronic device because I would probably... | 8 | 145.125 | |
1420511215 | 1420952862 | t3_2rgxhs | t5_2to41 | 9 | DejaLenae: Tifu: by getting high for the 1st time
This didn't happen today, but I remember it like it had.
My fuckup occurred 2 months ago. My best friend is a major stoner, like at least a bowl a day. And she's been wanting me to do it with her. Me, being scared never did, until one night when we were hanging out af... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1420512226 | 1420523100 | t3_2rgzga | t5_2to41 | 7 | evetz: TIFU by making a Freudian slip to an attractive co-worker.
Just as I was heading out of my office to grab some lunch today, an extremely attractive, and quite busty (though she dresses conservatively...think attractive librarian) co-worker stopped by need some assistance. She needed some files from a former empl... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420513116 | 1420516187 | t3_2rh16x | t5_2to41 | 41 | wakenbike: TIFU by high trying to high five a girl on our first date after learning her brother was shot in the head...
TIFU So we were on a first date. She began to tell me a story about her family. She then brought up a story about how her brother was shot in the head this year at which point I interrupted her ... | 10 | 4.1 | |
1420509539 | 1420523495 | t3_2rgu6b | t5_2to41 | 6 | yehuehue: TIFU by Failing Out of College
This fuck up actually happened all last semester but I figure as my parents just found out technically today is the tifu. Well anyhow I was at one of the top schools in the US for technology (cough RIT cough cough) and I had enjoyed my first year getting around a 3.4 average GPA... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1420513043 | 1420611330 | t3_2rh11u | t5_2to41 | 16 | I-m-smbdy: TIFU by messing up my high school career
This isn't really an incident...more of a realization.
I was thinking about my grades today and realized that no school I wanted to go to was going to accept me based on what I had to offer to them. I had A's and B's freshman year. Sophomore year I got a C in one cla... | 4 | 4 | |
1420513406 | 1420560789 | t3_2rh1rn | t5_2to41 | 13 | seimalau: TIFU by joining redditgifts and selecting to send and receive gifts internationally. I now have a 35lbs item from US that needs to clear customs duty of 450 USD to receive it.
First time TIFU here. How the fuck am I going to cough out 450 bucks by the end of this week? WTF did I receive?!
UPDATE: I emailed U... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1420510652 | 1420514974 | t3_2rgwdn | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my brothers new iPhone 5s
This happened like 5 minutes ago and I'm very upset. My brother got an iPhone 5s for Christmas and it was out on our dining room table buzzing and being annoying so I picked it up to give it to him. As I was walking to his room it slipped out of my hand and flew int... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420514020 | 1420514485 | t3_2rh2ym | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being the last one at school.
Not sure where to start so sorry if this seems disordered at all. Well as many of you (unfortunately) know high school is back on after a relaxing winter break. I had a great break and was actually looking forward to school for some weird reason. The first day back went ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420511152 | 1420545074 | t3_2rgxcw | t5_2to41 | 3 | BluPrintt: TIFU I think. By shouting out loud at something in a restaurant and making the waitress think I was shouting at her
First time poster on TIFU. And I have the feeling I'm at the wrong subreddit. But meh.
First off, my friend got his starter before I did and I had to wait 5 more minutes for mine.
So anyways,... | 3 | 1 | |
1420517150 | 1420519644 | t3_2rh90p | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By making the most inappropriate joke to the most inappropriate person at the most inappropriate time
This actually happened about two months ago, but I figured it was worth sharing.
My high school ends every football game with an outdoor party. This is the school's version of a rave and everyone else's... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420517548 | 1420520109 | t3_2rh9s3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TK1206: TIFU by having my music on to loud.
So this just happened a couple of minutes ago. I was on my computer listening to some Zeldastep with my earbuds in and the volume up fairly loud, I went on facebook to see if my brother had looked at what I sent him (http://41.media.tumblr.com/1bf52087837232aaaed44df737f7c324... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420518412 | 1420538642 | t3_2rhbbz | t5_2to41 | 95 | ArnoldReborn: TIFU by jumping out of my office building
I work on the 7th floor of a corporate office building. Today I mistook the sound of someone's phone ringing for the fire alarm, and ended up jumping out the window to avoid death by fire. Currently writing this on my phone in the hospital..
mycakedayisjanuary1: &... | 7 | 13.571429 | |
1420519272 | 1420613988 | t3_2rhcuy | t5_2to41 | 7 | killercollins: TIFU by not paying attention to the bathroom signs... TWICE!
This actually happened about 14 years ago my freshman year in high school. I just moved in with my dad and was going to be starting the 2nd half of the year at a new high school. I was just like that one kid from American Pie who couldn't take ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420519317 | 1420525076 | t3_2rhcxz | t5_2to41 | 1 | Salt-Is-Essential: TIFU by becoming enraged at my house warming party when my friends/family refused to invest in my artisinal sea salt startup company.
I should tell you that 4 years ago I read "Salt: A World History" by Mark Kurlansky and found it to be the most interesting and inspiring book I have read in my entire... | 11 | 0.090909 | |
1420519184 | 1420525708 | t3_2rhcp6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | 223benp: TIFU by asking a girl if she was pregnant
This actually happened a very long time ago.
My ex-wife worked at Safeway when we married, and so I got to know a few of the gals at Safeway and would always be friendly checking out.
Fast forward a few years, i'm divorced and going through checkout and one girl I ha... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1420520989 | 1420588028 | t3_2rhfzz | t5_2to41 | 9 | Yuzurihya: TIFU by Chatting in the wrong chat group
Desterix: Are you still in contact with her?
Yuzurihya: Not really lol. Why?
Desterix: Then it really didn't matter if she saw it. lol
Yuzurihya: Hmm, I guess you deserve to know, I went out with her a year later after this little "incident" and she decided to ask me... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1420522745 | 1420528591 | t3_2rhj0h | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep and not making my bed (NSFW)
NSFW, IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 DON'T READ, IF NOT, PROCEED WITH CAUTION
So I'm a 22 year old female residing currently with my family. This is more a decision on my part to take care of my elderly grandparents who live with us, rather than a reflection of a lac... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420521720 | 1424358132 | t3_2rhh8w | t5_2to41 | 6 | Nitro-Spartan: TIFU by opening my flash drive in front of coworkers...
Today, I was in charge of training new coworkers. Pretty standard, just the basic tour and policies. I wasn't alone in the training as an older coworker (T for now) was with me. Together, we were training a new guy and girl (Let's call him M and her... | 3 | 2 | |
1420532655 | 1420545740 | t3_2rhkmw | t5_2to41 | 14 | Camibear: I read this to the tune of the cat food commercial
RedditCatFacts: The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.
Camibear: More cat facts please
RedditCatFacts: Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.
Hugo154: More about cats pls
| 5 | 2.8 | |
1420524858 | 1420527289 | t3_2rhm9a | t5_2to41 | 17 | Brockeeh: TIFU by saying good afternoon to a substitute teacher (NSFW-ish)
TIFU by saying good afternoon to a substitute teacher. So here I am walking into 6th period thinking, "Yes! A great start to the new year (I'm in 11th btw) and now I'm about to walk into my favorite teacher's classroom to make it even better!" M... | 12 | 1.416667 | |
1420524663 | 1420527983 | t3_2rhlzn | t5_2to41 | 76 | FizzPig: TIFU by telling my parents Goatse was a rapper
So my brother (20m) and I (25m) were talking about music with our parents, who are in their 60s. They listen to a lot of music but aren't too informed on modern pop music (or the internet for that matter) but they're relatively open minded. My brother asked our da... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1420525987 | 1420546799 | t3_2rhny2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | that-IB-guy: TIFU by letting someone else hit my girlfriend's rear end.
forward_x: It is still in the car right? I mean, didn't she drop it in the car? Did you check behind the dashboard?
that-IB-guy: I'd assume it is in the car somewhere. I imagine it will turn up at some point, but it just sucks that she's on her fl... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420524400 | 1420526652 | t3_2rhlj8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | swangint: TIFU by eating too much potassium and getting accused of having bulimia.
Okay this happened a few hours ago but I just got off work to type it :'( This may be long but it's worth it.
So lately I have been plagued with some nasty heartburn and it's been very unpleasant, the sort of heartburn I wouldn't wish ... | 3 | 2 | |
1420526674 | 1420549313 | t3_2rhoxg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being in love with a girl
Pm_me_your_ladyhumps: Me being in 8th grade, that's kinda funny. I had worries like that with my girlfriend, but we broke, she was... Not that sane for just a teenager. Girls that I like aren't really ubiquitous in my area. Would not have been able to be stoic if had a conv... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420527736 | 1420529016 | t3_2rhqd3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | WarmAsIce: TIFU by giving myself an STD and fainting. [NSFW]
AspiringAmbition: That would have been scary a f if you had an sti or some shit. Glad for your sake you didn't! How do you get tested, like the procedure of it? Do you just piss in a cup or what? Haha
WarmAsIce: I had my blood drawn and pissed in a cup. I b... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420529455 | 1420537115 | t3_2rhslb | t5_2to41 | 18 | mr_thr0w_away: TIFU destroying something my SO loved
I was helping my SO move today. She had a laundry basket filled with miscellaneous stuff that I was carrying down four flights. One of the items inside was a German beer stein that was given to her by her mother from their honeymoon. I was holding the laundry basket ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420529413 | 1420587459 | t3_2rhsit | t5_2to41 | 55 | Wishiwasasleep: TIFU by almost breaking my boyfriend's penis and then ruining his bed
So this was actually about three months ago, but I was just thinking about how awkward it was and decided to share. I had been dating this guy for about a month, and while we'd messed around quite a bit, we hadn't had sex yet.. By the... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1420531242 | 1420548451 | t3_2rhuq1 | t5_2to41 | 53 | Nysen: TIFU by not brushing my teeth
As per usual this happened a couple of years ago and is probably one of the biggest fuck ups of my life
I am hitchhiking through Europe and for around a week I hang out with these girls I met the year before.
The last night of my stay in this city I sleep over at this one girls pl... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1420531433 | 1420593999 | t3_2rhux6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending texts I assumed would never be read
As with all TIFUs, this happened a few weeks ago.
Flashback to last year, I'm a freshman in high school, orientation day is upon us and I know 2 people. I figure, "it's fine" and sit in the back with the guys I know. A minute before it starts, in walks th... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1420532801 | 1420559889 | t3_2rhwgk | t5_2to41 | 205 | Dinkle_Bot: TIFU by seeing an inappropriate picture of a student's girlfriend.
So I teach high school science, mainly sophomores and juniors. Today was the first day back after Christmas break and one of my students was telling me that he caught a big fish over break while on a trip. He gets out his phone to show me th... | 8 | 25.625 | |
1420532283 | 1420592508 | t3_2rhvw5 | t5_2to41 | 529 | MG_72: TIFU meeting my gf's Dad
This happened last week but yeah. My gf and I had some... fun new years eve, and long story short, We needed the plan B pill. The next morning I went to Walgreens to pick it up. As I'm checking out at the counter, a woman walks up to me (from elsewhere in line) and asks for my name and i... | 8 | 66.125 | |
1420536504 | 1420601340 | t3_2ri091 | t5_2to41 | 59 | EyeLye: TIFU by pocket dialing an ex while on a Tinder date
Edit2: I completely made this story up to see how easy it is to lie on here. It apparently is really easy. EyeLye = I lie.
Edit: Possibly NSFW
This happened a few hours ago. I am completely embarrassed.
My ex and I broke up a few months ago and it was absol... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1420538011 | 1420578409 | t3_2ri1sr | t5_2to41 | 10 | Masarak: TIFU by logging in to my IT account to give a presentation
So, where I work, we all have our own account on the IT systems and can log into it from any of the PC's on site. It saves your desktop image, files, settings etc etc, I'm sure you're all familiar with the setup.
Now, there's a pretty hot girl I work ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1420539942 | 1420551385 | t3_2ri3re | t5_2to41 | 29 | tomatopastry: TIFU by bringing my international roommate to a buffet
One of my roommates is an international student studying in America for a year. For New Years Eve I had some friends over and we celebrated with a sashimi platter and sake. My roommate was around so I invited him to the food and drinks, he had never h... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1420542141 | 1420549452 | t3_2ri5ye | t5_2to41 | 3 | MrB1gSh0t: TIFU by getting accidentally high at work
So actually it happened several days ago, I had a terrible toothache and was too lazy to go to the dentist, plus I had some important things done at work and also I'm a bit afraid of dentists ...so I decide to man up and go to work, well 2 hours into work the toothac... | 3 | 1 | |
1420546968 | 1420548958 | t3_2rib4u | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my friend to buy me something with his credit card
Very first TIFU post. I check Reddit and this subreddit in particular on a daily basis since a year now, but eh.
It all started when I wanted to buy Alpha Sapphire for the 3DS. Since I live in India, Nintendo doesn't officially sell its prod... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420546304 | 1420551205 | t3_2riaeb | t5_2to41 | 3 | sp350: TIFU by almost passing out in a bookstore.
Skeefers: Better to go through embarrassing public withdrawals, than to get addicted and potentially ruin your future.
sp350: couldnt have been said any better. opiates are a bitch. weaning off them as we speak.
| 3 | 1 | |
1420547495 | 1420632410 | t3_2ribqg | t5_2to41 | 80 | redhotchiliguy: TIFU by insisting too much for a friend to sell me his old notebook
So I made a new friend, he is a friends cousin. I was in their home watching a movie. When it ended, we was just making small talk when I saw an old notebook just lying there (it was a toshiba satellite, i guess. Old, maybe 256 of ram, ... | 10 | 8 | |
1420549630 | 1420563233 | t3_2rie84 | t5_2to41 | 12 | tend-to-be-oblivious: TIFU by trying to be healthy and nearly poisoned myself instead.
Let me preface by saying I've had committed quite a few fuck-ups, and while this one isn't that bad comparatively to other TIFU's I've seen on here, I figured I'd use an old throwaway account since the user name is...well...spot on. ... | 4 | 3 | |
1420550820 | 1420559804 | t3_2rifp8 | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU at the club a bit too drunk
At the club, about 02:00 and feeling shitty. Walking over to the bathroom when I feel the dinner rushing up through my throat. Slamming a both door open and instantly puking all over some guy taking a dump without locking the door. The guy stands up quick with a suprised-angr... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1420551019 | 1420598080 | t3_2rifzf | t5_2to41 | 12,317 | beardonplane: TIFU by having a beard on a plane
This happened in November. I recently found out about this subreddit and felt an urge to share this.
Backstory: I'm a ~40 year old man from Sweden. My parents and I were born in Iran. I work as a professor at a university in southern Sweden. I have a magnificent beard.
... | 15 | 821.133333 | |
1420551008 | 1420584553 | t3_2rifyu | t5_2to41 | 399 | minneapples: TIFU and now I'm taking a shower.
Just a few minutes ago, I was sleeping peacefully. I turned over and accidentally hit my nightstand with my pillow. All of a sudden, water is gushing on my head. I quickly pick up my iPad and toss it to safety on the corner of the bed.
I try to pick up the glass that's sp... | 9 | 44.333333 | |
1420554548 | 1420559642 | t3_2ril12 | t5_2to41 | 6 | mrxviipaa: TIFU by waking up late
Lets give some history I am 18 years old and live in the uk I am in my final year of college, about 6 months ago I build a £400 gaming pc.
over the winter break I would be staying up untill 4am and not waking up untill mid day. So first day back to college alarm is set for 7:30 and I e... | 3 | 2 | |
1420557037 | 1420558506 | t3_2rip40 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a wallpaper in front of my sis
rdevlin383: lol at least it wasn't a wallpaper of her lol
Dilutesheer: That'd have created an epic scene, lmao.
rdevlin383: true lol
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1420556459 | 1420583261 | t3_2rio4y | t5_2to41 | 90 | scotass: TIFU Petco Job
So I decided I needed a job I'm starting college soon and I know I'm going to have to begin saving and paying bills if I'm planning on going somewhere so that's what led me to Manhattan's petco. I had a bag that my friend lent me to carry my résumés It didn't cross my mind to actually look insid... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1420560022 | 1420579644 | t3_2riufo | t5_2to41 | 27 | dsizzle2-0: TIFU by playing a harmless prank
So this happened last week and I feel like a piece of shit.
So a little back story, my mother-in-law has been really sick over the last two months. She survived late stage stomach cancer five years ago and has been living stomach-less for that time. She has been living wit... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1420560577 | 1420561550 | t3_2rivir | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not thinking my company was watching my internet usage.
I work for a small up and coming business. I didn't think said business was tracking internet usage, other than typical history checking. They Sk us not to delete our history, so I figured that was all they checked. I used mozilla firefox's inco... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420558832 | 1420586084 | t3_2risax | t5_2to41 | 54 | FirstTIFU: TIFU by cc'ing our contacts instead of bcc'ing our investors when sending out our monthly newsletter.
I am a senior associate in an investment advisory firm. As part of my MANY duties, I proudly send out 10 sets of emails to about 200-300 investors each with our monthly newsletter attached and today, under ... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1420562519 | 1420579355 | t3_2rizcn | t5_2to41 | 504 | lazyJello: TIFU by texting: I have a 3 hour break, you got time to smash?
The text was meant for my cousin since we've been training each other in super smash bros. Instead, I sent it to a guy I am interested in and now he thinks I smash guys on my breaks.
Sunny if you're reading this, I honestly meant super smash bro... | 18 | 28 | |
1420561701 | 1420589626 | t3_2rixp4 | t5_2to41 | 288 | thepickledchef: TIFU By Catapulting A Crab
So like most TIFU stories this didn't happen today. But it's my Cake Day so deal with it.
12 Years ago it was my friends 16th birthday party. We got a bushel of (live) crabs to boil and eat for dinner. We were drinking and smoking, being stupid teenagers, then I got the bri... | 6 | 48 | |
1420562696 | 1420563612 | t3_2rizpl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by zoning out in my car.
So I play for my high school's Ice Hockey team, and we had a game scheduled at a rink that was farther away than our usual game spot. I wasn't driving, but sitting in the passengers seat with my dad on the wheel and my brother in the back. I decided to put my headphones on to pa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420562628 | 1420569742 | t3_2rizk7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | MrBleah: TIFU by accusing my cousin of selling me a car with a fuel leak.
Cousin had an older Outback wagon that he was getting rid of a few years back. I live in New England so I figured I would buy it off him as a third car for winter. I buy the thing for a reasonable price off him and drive it back up from Virgini... | 4 | 3 | |
1420563122 | 1420580467 | t3_2rj0j1 | t5_2to41 | 579 | LockStockNL: TIFU by getting stoned and accidentally assaulting my best friends mother
Not exactly today nor yesterday, more like 16 years ago. At the tender age of 17.... But as this is my only TIFU-worthy TIFU I guess it wouldn't hurt posting it. Also it's a pretty damn funny story (in hindsight...)
So me in high sc... | 7 | 82.714286 | |
1420564315 | 1420825154 | t3_2rj2z8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ChrisRevocateur: TIFU by crashing my girlfriend's car.... and sleeping with someone else.
Alright, a bit of background: First, my girlfriend and I are in a polyamorous relationship. In the 2 and a half years we've been together, not much has happened on that front. While she's slept with a few people (including her ex-... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420566116 | 1420571137 | t3_2rj6t2 | t5_2to41 | 292 | TheGlassDragon: TIFU by Redditing instead of studying and thereby destroying my phone and half my room
This happened a few months back. So basically, my prelims are on, and I'm supposed to be studying for my Chemistry exam. But of course, Reddit. Add a smartphone to the mix, and yup, hours wasted.
So, my room is upsta... | 6 | 48.666667 | |
1420566517 | 1420585851 | t3_2rj7me | t5_2to41 | 277 | MissLongbow: TIFU by not looking behind the shower curtain.
This fuck up happened when I was around 14 or so.
As a teenager, I had this totally stupid phobia of something being behind the.shower curtain. Every time I went into the bathroom I had to check (sometimes it went as far as when I was inside the shower, I wou... | 5 | 55.4 | |
1420565512 | 1420575811 | t3_2rj5kh | t5_2to41 | 20 | BarneyandRocky: TIFU by letting an (ex)roommate leave the lease early.
This was last night, but the story begins several months ago. My girlfriend and I have been living together for a little over a year now, and decided after the lease was up at our old apartment, this last October, that we would get our own place tog... | 4 | 5 | |
1420568159 | 1420572718 | t3_2rjb6v | t5_2to41 | 7 | jiggathatniggaa: TIFU by going to a random sub
Im in high school right now taking a business class, the class is primarily online and we have a lot of down time to do whatever we would like. So naturally I turn to reddit. So here I am with my headphones in and reading up on my favorite subs. When I get done with the on... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420568690 | 1420569142 | t3_2rjcd1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | CokushGaming: TIFU Being a nice guy doesn't always pay off
**So this actually happened a while back, but it effected me for quite some time.** When I worked in the mortgage industry full time last year, I would take the metro to work every day. Normally, my experience on the bus wasn't as bad as it used to be when I li... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420565441 | 1420576791 | t3_2rj5e6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | pm_me_your_GW_post: TIFU by trying to be meta
I'll try to keep this short. I'm a 22 year old man who still rides the bus to work because I can't afford afford car. This morning I was standing at the bus stop waiting and browsing reddit. I was not paying attention and this guy walks over, looks over at me, and says yeah... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1420569172 | 1420581658 | t3_2rjdg9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the bathroom on an airplane.
*Never posted on Reddit before but a friend asked me to tell her an embarrassing moment so I might as well share it with you guys too. This event happened to me quite a while ago and, at the time, it was pretty damn scary. But now that I think back about it, it's... | 3 | 2 | |
1420568640 | 1420570117 | t3_2rjc98 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not letting a friend drink herself to death.
GnawSun: [get a hold of yourself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE)
VanillaRaygun: Trying. Keeping busy and no drinking for a while. Not doing anything crazy. Could use a few of those slaps, haha.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420570332 | 1420579562 | t3_2rjfyz | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out my boyfriend enjoys listening to the band Creed
Let's just say I lost a huge amount of respect for his music taste and his overall character. Such a shame...
NewVW25: Oh please. Creed was one of those bands that will be forever dissed due to their own success, but they WERE damn good, an... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1420570348 | 1420574528 | t3_2rjfzz | t5_2to41 | 10 | SgtDudi: TIFU by reading a TIFU
Desterix: Was it your computer or the school's computer?
SgtDudi: My personal computer.
Desterix: Then your teacher may have overstepped his boundaries. He had no right to publicly shame you in front of the class by projecting the TIFU. I know it wouldn't fly where I live (Canada) so ch... | 5 | 2 | |
1420570387 | 1420570649 | t3_2rjg35 | t5_2to41 | 19 | PrepareYourFan: TIFU by shopping for lingerie
This happened today. I've known about this subreddit for awhile, I finally have a fuck up!
Ok so little back story: My boyfriend and I were going to have a little sexy fun time, being the horny young adults we are we decided it would be a good idea to get a new set of sex... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1420565368 | 1420590242 | t3_2rj57x | t5_2to41 | 8 | obviousthrowaway5671: TIFU letting my aunt take a picture
This actually happened on Christmas Eve, but I smoked myself retarded and repressed the memory until now.
Asked my aunt to take a picture with my girlfriend's phone, she opens the pictures on accident. Tries to swipe to close it, ends up on a full-on picture of... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420571728 | 1420722669 | t3_2rjj39 | t5_2to41 | 115 | TheDoxxer: TIFU by duck taping my phone to a quadcopter
So this happened last sunday, but been saving it for today...
For christmas I got a quadcopter/drone - not a tiny little toy one, I am talking all singing all dancing mother fucking quadcopter.
It has all the features, GPS, it lands itself, it will hover on its ... | 9 | 12.777778 | |
1420572757 | 1420574727 | t3_2rjl8v | t5_2to41 | 8 | the_juanonymous_juan: TIFU by getting laid with my hot bestfriend.
KCat17: Shit man, at least you found out before you's did anything again!
the_juanonymous_juan: Although I wouldn't hate living it one more time. It felt soooo good.
KCat17: Would you not feel weird about it being a distant relative though?
the_juanon... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1420568589 | 1420587186 | t3_2rjc5b | t5_2to41 | 109 | irrationalx: TIFU by giving my boss's wife and child a picture of a woman holding an inflatable penis with a face.
Back in November my wife made some children's books for our child's grandparents and younger cousins. It's title is *Baby ______'s Favorite Color* and it consists of a bunch of pictures of our daughter cry... | 6 | 18.166667 | |
1420573382 | 1420573722 | t3_2rjml9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | MistahZig: TIFU by not washing my hands before taking a piss
baconbiscuitbadger: how did I know this post was going to be related to hot sauce or hot peppers?
the_juanonymous_juan: BECAUSE WE'VE ALL HEARD IT BEFORE!
baconbiscuitbadger: I think that is what I was implying
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1420574322 | 1420669807 | t3_2rjoow | t5_2to41 | 156 | s33rw4h: TIFU by telling my gay coworker he's not straight.
So you know how people do that thing where someone says something and then someone replies with “You’re(topic)”. e.g. “Wow that’s strange” and someone goes “You’re strange!”
Well, while I was in the kitchen at my work, my gay coworker walks in and starts com... | 16 | 9.75 | |
1420575313 | 1420580328 | t3_2rjqvd | t5_2to41 | 5 | RickShaw530: TIFU by asking my 75 y.o. Mom if she was being taken advantage of by my sister's needs for childcare.
I had to use her outside garbage can and noticed that there were a dozen diapers in there. I asked my Mom, "Have you been watching the grandkids a lot lately?" She replied, "Nope, those are mine." Oops, my... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420575511 | 1420670239 | t3_2rjr9r | t5_2to41 | 13 | dayafterstudios: TIFU By possibly screwing over my reddit secret santa...
I bought my secret santa a real gold bar (real reddit gold) and had it shipped to him. First, I didn't know AMPEX (the dealer) would ship and require and 21yr old to sign for it... And I guess he's not 21. UPS has tried to deliver it twice, and... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1420575920 | 1420662542 | t3_2rjs6m | t5_2to41 | 18 | Unicorn_Ranger: TIFU by walking down the stairs while reading.
This happened about an hour ago. I am in the process of applying to law school and was working on my transcript requests. I spent some time in the army and moved around but took classes at various posts I was stationed at. This means I have four schools to ... | 3 | 6 | |
1420575379 | 1420622822 | t3_2rjr0e | t5_2to41 | 5 | russellvv: TIFU by getting stoned with a friend who can't handle it
I'll do my best as english is not my first language.
So this happened last summer. It was an hot and sunny saturday afternoon. I live on the 3rd floor of a Parisian building so I decided to relax on my balcony and call a friend over.
The beer is in t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420576067 | 1420576345 | t3_2rjsja | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a Tinder date.
So obviously this didn't happen today but I've had enough time to lick my wounds to share this with the internet. I'd had Tinder for a couple weeks and hadn't messaged or replied to anyone because I'm not really into internet dating but one match in particular was more i... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420576622 | 1420827714 | t3_2rjtqy | t5_2to41 | 5,102 | Ryael: TIFU by making my girlfriend my Pavlovian experiment.
This actually took place over the course of a few months. We drive to see my girlfriend's grandmother a lot on weekends. The grandmother lives in a different state and it gives the girlfriend and I a lot of time in the car together. Being a pretty boring driv... | 20 | 255.1 | |
1420576630 | 1420620790 | t3_2rjtrn | t5_2to41 | 6 | psykikduk: TIFU by staring at a cute girl
Minor fuck up, but enough to hurt my ego and myself.
I was going up the stairs at school today and there was this really cute girl coming down the stairs. I go to say hi, but end up falling and banging my knee really hard on the stairs. Blew it completely and got laughed at. Th... | 3 | 2 | |
1420576490 | 1420670022 | t3_2rjtgo | t5_2to41 | 10 | lakin777: TIFU by being lazy with my "porn"
So yea this happened few months ago but it all trully started about 9 years ago.
I was 12 and it was about a month after i discovered my taste in soft bondage and really got in to it. now being 12 i barely knew english or how to use computer so when i actually found some bo... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420577459 | 1420650750 | t3_2rjvms | t5_2to41 | 51 | ParaTodoMalMezcal: TIFU by making questionable decisions involving a girl and a shower
This happened in college, not today, but whatever.
I went to a very tiny school in a very tiny college town. I lived with some friends in a house, people came in and out all the time, and we never particularly felt any need to lock ... | 9 | 5.666667 | |
1420578480 | 1420826371 | t3_2rjxxs | t5_2to41 | 168 | SugarMyDunkerton: TIFU by loudly playing Taylor Swift in the library during finals from my laptop
So it was finals week and of course I waited until the very last minute to cram my ass off in my school's depressing library. In order to really get myself to focus/have to study in order to push out thoughts of killing my... | 6 | 28 | |
1420578857 | 1420591919 | t3_2rjysa | t5_2to41 | 24 | Milkpoyle: TIFU by browsing this subreddit at work
So I work as a salesperson in a mall, and today has been a rough day as I hurt my back. I've been spending a large amount of time sitting down on the benches on our sales floor.
So here I am browsing away reading the post about cleaning dildos and a customer walks in... | 3 | 8 | |
1420580329 | 1420643333 | t3_2rk262 | t5_2to41 | 11 | quebec--will: TIFU by trying to be nice to a couple
This happened a while ago... I was on a flight cant remember from where to where but I had my favorite seat;exit row beside the window.That is until this korean couple came in the plane,the lady sat beside me while the man was sitting middle row and far from his girlf... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420597217 | 1420601750 | t3_2rk2po | t5_2to41 | -38 | MsRyael: the more i think about this, the more im prepared to dump his ass for this. its too late for an apology now. its either revenge or new boyfriend.
[deleted]: Dump him, I don't think you deserve him.
MsRyael: He's offering me everything in the world, I intend to exploit that before the eventual dump.
[deleted]: ... | 16 | -2.375 | |
1420581514 | 1420609394 | t3_2rk4sy | t5_2to41 | 10 | Mostly-moodswings: TIFU when I didn't speak clearly enough
I get myself into many intresting situations because of the fact I sometimes mumble,as well as, forget to adjust my speaking volume. Being pretty blunt doesn't help my whole situation either.
But that is besides the point. The main thing is when I inadvertent... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420581675 | 1420604006 | t3_2rk566 | t5_2to41 | 13 | theryder206: TIFU by trying to be romantic
Today, to make things interesting with my SO, I brought a can of whipped cream over to her house that we could spray on and lick off of each other. It was going very well and we were both getting fired up, but then when I went to spray some more on her shoulder I didn't tilt i... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1420582407 | 1420835956 | t3_2rk6u0 | t5_2to41 | 25 | dimsum4sale: TIFU by not knowing what a moneyshot was
This happened a few months ago. Me and my friend started talking about random things during our hour-long break in between classes and somehow it lead to the word "moneyshot". I had no idea that the particular climax of those films were called moneyshots. I've heard... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1420583076 | 1420583928 | t3_2rk8bb | t5_2to41 | 10 | moosestachrider: TIFU by being polite at work...
So this happened today while I was at work. I work at a commuinty center in my city and all in all its a pretty chill job. We have a swimming pool, fitness center, basketball courts. The works. Anyways so today I get assigned to work in the fitness center. I hardly work ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420584229 | 1420608807 | t3_2rkarx | t5_2to41 | 761 | [deleted]: TIFU by inadvertently fucking a spider.
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doctorish: New spiderman origin story.
AgentSmithPS4: Can only shoot webs out of his penis. Citizens divided.
Theandric: with great power cums great responsibility
Quixotic88: He's your overly-friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
dancingmrt: *Spiderman, Spiderman... | 7 | 108.714286 |
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