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1420660478 | 1420668533 | t3_2rnsoc | t5_2to41 | 10 | StevensonThePotato: TIFU by making a joke
I do bowling on the high-school varsity team with about 7 or 8 other people, not a big deal, since we naturally are not the center of attention, unlike football and stuff. So I'm at the bowling rink and a friend of a friend, who is on the team, seems kind of pissed. We have a h... | 5 | 2 | |
1420662347 | 1420669001 | t3_2rnwwp | t5_2to41 | 25 | HEINOUS_CRIME: TIFU by not masturbating for a week
Samiluv: Honestly, I'm pretty sure it's not all that common for a condom to break. I mean, have you seen what they do to those things to text them out? You must be some freaks to have it happen so much that you don't think much of it...Or he's not putting them on righ... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1420663638 | 1420673479 | t3_2rnzuj | t5_2to41 | 7 | v_dQw4w9WgXcQ: TIFU by not wearing sunglasses.
This happened yesterday, but as you'll find, I wasn't exactly in the mood to be posting afterwards.
In the second week of December, I bought my first car. Nothing fancy, a 12-year old Ford Ka [(it looked pretty much like this)](http://www.pickypencil.com/uploads/4/1/6/2/4... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420664867 | 1420713784 | t3_2ro2m3 | t5_2to41 | 879 | EvaStar: TIFU by reading the messages on my dad's phone.
Final update:
Not every story has a happy ending. My dad was coherent today. I got him alone (I showed up early, as always) and he says he's going to stay with my sister. Just to stop the arguing. Apparently she has been bitching to everyone, everywhere, about ... | 6 | 146.5 | |
1420660119 | 1420738935 | t3_2rnrut | t5_2to41 | 5 | akimUG: TIFU when I misinterpreted cyber flirtation for something more
I am going through a stage where I seek a lot of girl attention. I seem to get less of it the older I get so it's so easy for me to mistake the things people say in passing especially flirtations for actualities.
A friend recently used one of those... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420665455 | 1420666340 | t3_2ro3w8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | ForTheWolf24: TIFU by not realizing a perfect 10/10 was into me a few years ago
So here's the setup. I met this girl once, around 10 years ago. The circumstances were kind of weird that led to us meeting, a mutual friend basically told me that she was coming over my apartment. I was out, so I scrambled to make the firs... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1420662509 | 1420723504 | t3_2rnxb0 | t5_2to41 | 25 | nancelewis: TIFU by getting into a stranger's car
So, obligatory this happened a couple of years ago and not today. It still makes me half cringe/half laugh when I think about it.
I was waiting to be picked up by a work colleague (a middle aged lady) for our team's Christmas day out. I had just joined the team and had... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1420664611 | 1420703157 | t3_2ro21s | t5_2to41 | 229 | Hairymaclairy: TIFU by using Find iPhone
I was looking for my iPhone at 5am this morning when leaving for work. Everyone else in the house was quietly sleeping. Couldn't find the phone so used Find Phone. I figured it could find the phone fast enough that it wouldn't disturb anyone.
Within a few seconds I was gree... | 7 | 32.714286 | |
1420663032 | 1420681636 | t3_2rnyfm | t5_2to41 | 12 | x-soldierside-x: TIFU by confusing Foo Fighters with Nickelback.
I'm sitting in college campus, student rec center. We've got these seminar rooms where people usually go to study/play video games etc. Anyway, from the adjacent room, I can hear people singing to song playing. "There goes my Hero, Watch him as he goes". ... | 6 | 2 | |
1420661889 | 1420677630 | t3_2rnvvk | t5_2to41 | 3 | griffinmoss: TIFU by not asking where something's been.
I work in the IT department for one of Western Canada's larger university's on the west coast. Besides doing sys/user support, we also help clients provision their phones, and get them onto the wireless network, setup e-mail, etc.
Yesterday, someone put a ticket... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420666038 | 1420672197 | t3_2ro594 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Twilight_Sparkle_: TIFU by walking into my science class during lunch
This happened when I was in Ninth Grade (I'm a senior now) and I still remember this like it happen yesterday, and I wish I didn't.
So I was in science and I was sitting next to my good buddy Isaac. He and I usually walked to lunch together and sit ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420666334 | 1420666608 | t3_2ro5x3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ChadMFWade: TIFU by masturbating. [NSFW] Kinda...
salmon1a: Funny!
ChadMFWade: Oh it's hilarious now that I can look back on it and laugh. Back then, I was terrified.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420664842 | 1420768471 | t3_2ro2ki | t5_2to41 | 275 | _otherdood_: TIFU by overthinking my FBI Application
eqleriq: cool story bro, fbi handles applications via the us federal gov job website.
there is no job application where you write anything and get reviewed by three people, one visibly armed, who will behave that way.
are you kidding? did you sit in a lobby readi... | 7 | 39.285714 | |
1420667612 | 1420669612 | t3_2ro8vv | t5_2to41 | 5 | ruiningyourgoodtime: TIFU by drinking a soda on my break
So. It's my last day of orientation at my new job. I've been running myself ragged. I just finished up my final two weeks at my old, awful part-time job, where I was lucky to get a five minute break. I'm also working another part-time job. Haven't had a day off i... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420664093 | 1421007085 | t3_2ro0wn | t5_2to41 | 4 | xmastreee: TIFU by not reading a label.
I bought a scanner on eBay, and collected it today. Having installed and tested it, I decided the lid needed a bit of a clean. I know, I have just the thing, a can of that foam cleaner stuff. It's in my garage in a grey aerosol. I grabbed it and gave the top a quick spray. It was... | 4 | 1 | |
1420669759 | 1420676013 | t3_2rodpb | t5_2to41 | 16 | nrrrdgrrl: TIFU by forgetting it was 2015.
Today I applied for arguably the most important job of my new career in Criminal Justice. The application was 20 pages long and I had to sign a few of the pages in front of a Notary. It took me days to gather all the documents and information required to include in the applica... | 4 | 4 | |
1420670605 | 1420721205 | t3_2rofk1 | t5_2to41 | 62 | Jay_87: TIFU by revealing my id to my psychology class
Disclaimer, not literally from today.
I am a 27 year old high school teacher that frequently gets mistaken for a student by substitutes; I teach all social sciences, but mainly psychology and psychology DE, which is Dual Enrollment. Basically, the DE kids learn f... | 9 | 6.888889 | |
1420669171 | 1420738824 | t3_2rocfu | t5_2to41 | 36 | BowlofTrix: TIFU by answering the door for Trick-or-Treaters.
This happened on a Halloween years ago.
It was a year I decided to stay home instead of going out to a party, mainly because my parents were headed to their own party and I got to spend the evening with the girlfriend alone in the house.
So it was my job ... | 3 | 12 | |
1420671158 | 1420742958 | t3_2rogr3 | t5_2to41 | 321 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my four year old daughter try chocolate for the first time.
The next day she ate her poop thinking it was chocolate..
ifuckedupthrowaway--: How do you recommend handling this?... I don't know what to do
SerendipityJones: She already knows the chocolate killed him, so there's not much you can... | 10 | 32.1 | |
1420671151 | 1420728377 | t3_2rogqk | t5_2to41 | 3,094 | NeilTysonsChicken: TIFU By eating a free gumball...
I'm 23 years old, and I admittedly deserved this for my cheap, filthy ways.
Earlier today I was in a grocery store with a friend who was finishing up a transaction with the cashier. During that time, instead of just breaking change at the register like a normal huma... | 9 | 343.777778 | |
1420671770 | 1420672264 | t3_2roi20 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to lock my door during "alone time"
beerdrinkhardfartin: Well, heellloooo
gghhiijwgvsn: basically lol
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420670949 | 1420758328 | t3_2rogbj | t5_2to41 | 421 | [deleted]: TIFU by sneezing
So this fuck up happened a couple hours ago.
TL;DR: don't be lazy,just read
Little backstory. I get constant nose bleeds, and my sister pees with the door open, ALL THE TIME, and I hate it, but I think she learned by now to not do that anymore. Oh and she passes out at the sight of bloo... | 9 | 46.777778 | |
1420668715 | 1420675556 | t3_2robe0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | youngdukesilver: TIFU By laughing at classmate eating a tampon.
Okay, so just like most TIFU's, this happened about ten years ago, but I never really had a place to post until now! So I was in eighth grade at the time. We were on the school bus coming from a field trip at the local Museum. Some classmates and I were si... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1420674109 | 1420682186 | t3_2ron0j | t5_2to41 | 127 | prime-itive: TIFU By coming home drunk late last night and my sisters had friends over
So last night i got absolutely hammered and i dont know what came over my head when i told my friends that i wanted to go home when i could have stayed there. (I'm 16 and drinking is a weekly thing my parents dont know about)
So i w... | 13 | 9.769231 | |
1420674776 | 1420676665 | t3_2roocf | t5_2to41 | 3 | AugustusM: tifu by asking a girl to lunch.
AmSnowboarder: Thanks for reminding to continue on with the handbook (/r/theredpill).
Is asking if we just want to be friends a shit test? It's amazing how you can become acquainted with a girl, miss every opportunity, get put in the friend zone and still romantically break ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420675210 | 1420688607 | t3_2rop69 | t5_2to41 | 174 | Jontolo: TIFU by trying to light paper on fire with a battery
Earlier today, I was browsing reddit, particularly /r/educationalgifs, when I discovered this [really cool trick](https://i.imgur.com/NjXqTB8.gifv). It turns out that you can light a gum wrapper on fire with a AA battery, so long as you cut the paper into a ... | 4 | 43.5 | |
1420675948 | 1420678800 | t3_2roqqp | t5_2to41 | 5 | jharvey1012: TIFU by taking the elevator.
Small fuck up that actually happened to me today.
I was exiting my dorm building and wanted to take the elevator down to the ground floor for once. As a group of really cute girls from my dorm head down the hall towards the elevator and I, one shouts "can you hold the door!?".... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420676755 | 1420683997 | t3_2rosdb | t5_2to41 | 9 | Miggy72: TIFU by putting eye drops in my eye
It wasn't today but a post I just saw on here reminded me of something I did last year.
I keep my eye drops on my bedside table as I sometimes get dry eyes.
One morning I woke up and my eyes were dry, so I reach over half asleep and grab my drops, put a good amount in... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1420677288 | 1420678995 | t3_2rotg1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By being young and innocent
Like most tifu post this did not happen today, it happened about nine years ago when i was only six. I was visiting with family in Minnesota and heard my dad call my brother a choclalcoholic meaning he is addicted to chocolate. So me being young and living in Wisconsin at the... | 3 | 1 | |
1420676879 | 1420680516 | t3_2rosm0 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the bathroom.
I was at work and really had to pee. As I'm walking towards the bathroom, I notice that my boss is walking in the same direction. I thought about turning around and waiting for her to come back first because it's always super awkward when we end up in the bathroom at the same t... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1420678153 | 1420811823 | t3_2rov6e | t5_2to41 | 31 | Jpaynesae1991: TIFU by mixing degreaser and bleach while cleaning
So I thought I'd mix degreaser and bleach together in a bucket to kill two birds with one stone. Seems like a reasonable idea right? Wrong! 1 or 2 seconds after I mixed the two together, I took in a deep breath and never felt a burning in my chest like t... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1420679999 | 1420732228 | t3_2roytb | t5_2to41 | 119 | Dildo_Baginz: TIFU by not replacing a light bulb and as a result getting detained by a detective at gunpoint under suspicion of kidnapping.
So, I'm on my way back to college from winter break yesterday. I'm nearly half-way, when I pass an undercover police SUV driving suspiciously slow in the right lane. Once I pass hi... | 8 | 14.875 | |
1420679202 | 1420682942 | t3_2roxa3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | tifuinstagram: TIFU by accidentally liking potential new boss' photo on Instagram
thegoldenshepherd: It's hard to say without a little more context. Is your boss the same or a different gender than you?
tifuinstagram:
thegoldenshepherd: Well, there's no saying what damage it did (or possibly didn't do). If they wer... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1420676690 | 1421108086 | t3_2ros9a | t5_2to41 | 1 | TIFUsubway: TIFU with sandwiches
Today it was a slow 7th grade regular day for me, until came lunch. I went to the office, knowing my sister was dropping my lunch, and I also knew she was getting me subway, I got to the Office, and my sandwich was there, I asked the office secretary if it was mine, and she said yes. So... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1420681466 | 1420851317 | t3_2rp1pd | t5_2to41 | 3 | taco_spider: TIFU by unclogging the toilet
Desterix: I just unclogged my toilet tonight too! lol
taco_spider: Hope yours went better than mine!
| 3 | 1 | |
1420681403 | 1420686367 | t3_2rp1kc | t5_2to41 | 8 | SeckzyPanda: TIFU by letting my cat sit in my lap
TIFU. Well, like 10 minutes ago. My cat Rascal is getting on in the years - about 13 years old - and he is the best cat ever. However, he just did the most disgusting thing.
So there I was, eating pizza sprinkled with parmesan cheese and watching YouTube videos. All of... | 4 | 2 | |
1420680606 | 1420693945 | t3_2rp00l | t5_2to41 | 35 | cntrlaltdlte: TIFU by using the 4th floor restroom
Using my throwaway account for this story.
Little bit of a back story: I work in a 7 floor building, there is only one set of rest rooms for the guys and girls on each floor. Since there are only 3 stalls and 75+ people working on each floor. you usually have to check... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1420679079 | 1420688937 | t3_2rox15 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening a practice room door and after getting a good look at the people in there, saying "Is anybody in here?"
iamnotsven: What the hell man?
[deleted]: I know. And it was not my first really absentminded dumbass fuck up of the day, it was just my most embarrassing so I remember it best. It was a... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1420681529 | 1420682847 | t3_2rp1ts | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by applying for a job
So I submitted a job application to a job that is similar to my current job, pays nearly twice, and am qualified for. My buddy with basically the same resume as mine was hired last year. They wanted my transcripts, so I willingly oblige. I have a Bachelor's degree from CU Boulder a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420677653 | 1420758527 | t3_2rou67 | t5_2to41 | 146 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a mother think her deployed son was dead
TIFU, and I feel bad about it
I am a deployment manager in the military and our headquarters called me needing the middle name of one of my deployers' next of kin because he never filled in the block requiring it, his mother is his next of kin. So I t... | 9 | 16.222222 | |
1420682030 | 1420683842 | t3_2rp2u6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by not deleting my online dating profile
Was married for about 8 years and then in 2011 we separated. During this time, being single for the first time since my teen years, I wanted to go bologna sammich and smash all the poon I could. Being I work a lot and too lazy to go schmooze on girls at the local... | 4 | 4 | |
1420683956 | 1420685098 | t3_2rp6nn | t5_2to41 | 11 | GoldenPiggey: TIFU by eating nutella
So this morning I had nutella crepes for breakfast. I do this once every two weeks or so as a treat. The crepe was made by a woman that we hire to cook for us on weekdays because my mother is busy working, and I am a 14yr student who can only make grilled cheese.
I proceeded to co... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1420683982 | 1420688578 | t3_2rp6pu | t5_2to41 | 3 | shadowsquare: TIFU by changing my flight
This will I went on a short work trip to a city about 1000km (1.5 hours flight) away. The flight was booked right as people were returning for vacation so the only flight I could get was one out of a neighboring city about 1 hours drive away. I made the drive out there and left... | 3 | 1 | |
1420684192 | 1420685875 | t3_2rp75s | t5_2to41 | 17 | curiousHomoSapien: TIFU by wasting half an year of research because of a communication confusion.
I'm a PhD student in the second year of my study, working in a theoretical field in Engineering. The university I work at is 8500 miles away from my home. I work only with my graduate advisor since there's only two of us i... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1420685820 | 1420705386 | t3_2rpae9 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU By calling my brown friend a n*****
N0t_Very_Creative: I have a brown friend...
Says1stCandidThought: Mr. Hanky?
| 3 | 0 | |
1420685313 | 1428044655 | t3_2rp9ez | t5_2to41 | 2,486 | statusofliberty: TIFU at work by thinking a "nooner" was a mid-day nap
While I was eating lunch with a group of co-workers today our boss entered and asked where another employee was. No one knew. When she left, someone commented that our MIA colleague had probably gone home for a nooner.
Thinking that a nooner was a... | 7 | 355.142857 | |
1420686729 | 1420703395 | t3_2rpc1m | t5_2to41 | 14 | taintedmilk18: TIFU by eating liver.
I cannot get the fucking taste out of my mouth. It doesn't really look like ground beef, but I don't think ill be able to eat that shit for a while. It tasted like actual bile. It really felt like i ate a piece of my insides. Some pieces were stuck in my mouth because I tried to mas... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1420686241 | 1420740986 | t3_2rpb61 | t5_2to41 | 1,703 | MorganFreed-man: TIFU by going to a party full of attractive females...
So I'm an 18 year old guy and just like anyone else, I get kinda nervous when talking to members of the opposite sex and it's twice as hard (ayy) when they're attractive.
Tonight my buddy says his friend is having a party and there's free alcohol... | 10 | 170.3 | |
1420687371 | 1420688595 | t3_2rpd6u | t5_2to41 | 22 | SuckItCaldwell: TIFU by accidentally commiting a hate crime
This took place in High School. I used to be a major trouble maker / prankster. A friend and I had aquatic biology together and we had a good time every day wreaking all sorts of havok, from bribing classmates to snort sea monkeys (hilarious) to making finger ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1420689300 | 1420690590 | t3_2rpgyi | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By Conversing With My Friend About Pot in Front of my Statistics Teacher
So today in my 7th period statistics class, I was conversing with my friend, (we'll call him Johnny) about marijuana. My dealer has just recently gotten his hands on a lot of trainwreck, and I was excited for Johnny to experience i... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420688809 | 1420766375 | t3_2rpfzr | t5_2to41 | 3 | slappio: TIFU By losing my favorite deck
So to cut this story down to size me and some buddies in my high school play magic at the breakfast table and tutorials and I am relatively new but I made a deck out of fatpacks and a prebuilt and had a friend modify it for me but today I was hanging out with a pretty girl and w... | 3 | 1 | |
1420690302 | 1420777942 | t3_2rpita | t5_2to41 | 15 | JustAnOopsie: TIFU by starting my period
So I am a fifth year senior at a University and you would think something like this would not happen at my age, but apparently it does.
So my friend and I are extremely close (both females) and have tried everything together, but are solely attracted to the male race. Well, any... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1420691743 | 1420692747 | t3_2rplf6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwaway2015istaken: TIFU by calling a hooker (NSFW)
Hey everyone, it's a throwaway for obvious reason.
Just want to share it with people to get it off my chest. I'm not a novelist by any means, however I hope that it is readable.
The whole stuff has happened on Saturday. But here is a small prestory.
On Friday I wa... | 3 | 2 | |
1420692143 | 1422227830 | t3_2rpm3k | t5_2to41 | 377 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting to change the shower head setting.
So, I got a new [shower head](http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/10000/nahled/1-1242735684R0fs.jpg) today and I wanted to test out the different spray settings to find out which one best suited me. I get the water temperature just right and take th... | 6 | 62.833333 | |
1420693894 | 1420753122 | t3_2rpp85 | t5_2to41 | 58 | Hrrsss: Tifu by wearing tighty whities on a date
16 year old guy here. So this past Monday at school I finally worked up the courage to ask my long time crush out to a movie. Much to my surprise she said yes. (She's super attractive so I was a bit skeptical but went for it anyways.) I picked her up around 6 and we wen... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1420693624 | 1420694941 | t3_2rpoqj | t5_2to41 | 6 | LongLiveBacon: TIFU by trying to be impressive.
P.E. class. Morning.
It's tennis time. I have my racket in my hand practicing. Suddenly, a group of hot girls' ball rolls over. Me, being a pimp, attempted to hit it back (like a boss). It went into the complete opposite direction. They just looked at me. I turned my he... | 3 | 2 | |
1420695359 | 1420790734 | t3_2rpror | t5_2to41 | 532 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking out the garbage too late
Here's some background. I live in Australia where it is currently summer and summer is the worst time for spiders, snakes etc, particularly at night.
This all happened last night when at about 5 my mum asked me to take out the garbage. I was in the middle of some gami... | 7 | 76 | |
1420694061 | 1420696936 | t3_2rppjk | t5_2to41 | 14 | thegoldenshepherd: TIFU by never learning attic etiquitte
This happened this last summer, but yeah.
So I got a cool opportunity over the summer to install security systems for a company out of state. It paid well, and my best friend was going to be my boss. I was stoked to say the least. After getting into training, i... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1420695813 | 1420696207 | t3_2rpsfo | t5_2to41 | 5 | greggs92: TIFU Went to a porn site instead of a sporting goods site with my mom next to me
xplainlayman: Did you take the deal? Unlimited of anything for 9.99 is a steal.
greggs92: I was 16 didnt have a credit card
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420696597 | 1420726939 | t3_2rptpj | t5_2to41 | 22 | TheHolyHerb: TIFU by swallowing the tip of my spoon.
So there i was right, minding my own business trying to eat some coffee ice cream to cure the munchies. Well because im to lazy to do dishes i was using a plastic spoon to eat this overy frozen nectar of the gods when i hear the crack, and a crack it was right down t... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1420697709 | 1420699471 | t3_2rpvec | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching Guardians of the Galaxy with my gf
Morose_Pundit: Ok, how did you fuck up?
SinisterBlackBlood: I'm pretty sure this should be in /r/makebelievestoriesaboutmadeupgirlfriends
Deviant_v: LOL.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1420698004 | 1420701037 | t3_2rpvu7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | rezzo7: TIFU I'm a guy, and when I was sixteen I was eating out at dinner and had to use the restroom...
dirtysouthinyomouf: Coulda sworn TIFU stood for TODAY i fucked up...
rezzo7: no it stands for u licking up dirt
wartt: Creativity at its *finest*
rezzo7: creative response
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1420695642 | 1420702068 | t3_2rps4y | t5_2to41 | 5 | preggerpanties: TIFU by possibly helping cause a divorce.
A buddy of ours came over to grab some things before going home reeking like alcohol. He didn't drink here but as he was over he progressively became severely fucked up, and then passed out on the couch. His wife called, over and over. A few times he woke up eno... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420698132 | 1420714067 | t3_2rpw0l | t5_2to41 | 5 | burgerrfuckerr: TIFU by saying my boss smells horrible
This happened years ago. I've also posted this as a reply to another thread.
In the office, I once said, "Who the hell is wearing that horrid perfume?"
I wondered why my colleagues weren't laughing.
Looked behind. It's the boss.
Felt my guts turn to jelly.
Goo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420693110 | 1420781392 | t3_2rpnst | t5_2to41 | 3 | wankrupt: TIFU by cleaning the apartment.
pinkzeppelinx: Besides everyone on the internet knowing, does anyone in your building know it was you?
Shit happens, door buzzers fail from time to time
wankrupt: Turns out it wasn't me. It was just a coincidence.
pinkzeppelinx: LOL, nice
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1420700601 | 1420704969 | t3_2rpzjx | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting $300 at my uncle's house
I live fourteen hours way. I was planning to buy my textbooks. Somehow I managed to remember to bring my trash though...
terrible_medic: is someone going to take it? can someone just mail it to you?
Thaliur: Why mail Money? They could literally just walk into a ban... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1420700637 | 1420702553 | t3_2rpzlk | t5_2to41 | 97 | dialmaster: TIFU trying to clean chocolate from my sons face
I went to the grocery store today and let my 2 year old son have some chocolate candy. When I was loading him into his car seat he had chocolate mess on his face. I looked for wipes but didn't have any, so I decided in my infinite wisdom I would just lick it ... | 3 | 32.333333 | |
1420702080 | 1420769234 | t3_2rq1hs | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU a few hours ago by asking my sister to come smoke pot with me and talk.
Alright, so this is a mild fuck up )to me) right now but it's still awkward as fuck.
It's my birthday today, i'm 19. I have decided to spend some time watching How It's made, smoking pot, and browsing an NSFW sub. Typical dude stu... | 18 | 0.555556 | |
1420704216 | 1421051941 | t3_2rq41v | t5_2to41 | 3 | deuxmillehirondelles: TIFU by thinking I could open a bottle of wine without a proper corkscrew.
Just now, I was planning on craftily sneaking a bottle of Zinfandel tonight to enjoy with a phone conversation with a friend, some dirty limericks, and a bit of classical music. I rifled through the silverware drawer, but f... | 3 | 1 | |
1420704699 | 1420752051 | t3_2rq4kq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By logging on to Reddit the day of my final exam.
I usually come here for taking a break from university studies and finding something worthwhile to do but every time I click next on the front page I seem to find some post that has something to do with Muslims. I click the posts and find some ignorant u... | 12 | 0.666667 | |
1420706902 | 1420731615 | t3_2rq6x8 | t5_2to41 | 23 | ctwr: TIFU by hating Macs
My school computer lab used to exclusively have those really shitty, transparent Mac computers with ugly built-in handles. Nothing like the sleek modern Macs of today.
I would frequently express my displeasure with these machines with friends by saying "I hate Macs."
Once time, I did th... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1420706085 | 1420735855 | t3_2rq61k | t5_2to41 | 22 | Agoonga: TIFU by Drinking an Old Open Can of Soda
My friend dared me to drink a can of Pepsi that has been open in my room for at least 3 months. I told him I would only drink it if there was nothing in it. So I got a little clear glass and poured the soda into it. The glass was full and there was nothing visible in th... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1420705969 | 1420747226 | t3_2rq5xi | t5_2to41 | 117 | funknska: TIFU by being a human shield
Today me and some people from the local bar decided to go to a after party. The host and his girlfriend were acting really cool until he started pushing his girlfriend into making out with another girl. All of a sudden he got jealous that his gf and this other girl were ignoring h... | 6 | 19.5 | |
1420705748 | 1420724226 | t3_2rq5ot | t5_2to41 | 4 | Exchirated: TIFU by playing British Bulldog
TIFU by playing British Bulldog, but theres a twist in it. We were running with handballs to practice our dribbling skills and such.
So since our teacher told us we could tackle people, I decided it would be fun to do it so I did. So I started running and dribbling with the... | 4 | 1 | |
1420708415 | 1420725218 | t3_2rq8hz | t5_2to41 | 24 | TeddyGramCracker: TIFU: banging my cousin NSFW-- NEED ADVICE
Jeegabytes: Is she your first or second cousin? Anything beyond that is fair game *genetically* but your family might think differently
TeddyGramCracker: First cousin unfortunately
mutefan: [Say hello to your baby cyclops~!](http://i.imgur.com/tQH7n5j.png)
... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1420709516 | 1420786293 | t3_2rq9me | t5_2to41 | 292 | Dezzolate: TIFU by showing my mum and sister my morning wood
This actually happened over christmas.
I recently split from my ex and moved back in with my parents currently sleeping on a mattress on the living room floor because my sister, her boyfriend and their 2 year son moved in before me to save some money.
So i'... | 8 | 36.5 | |
1420709486 | 1420758571 | t3_2rq9li | t5_2to41 | 2 | awejames: TIFU by back stabbing a work colleague
So I work in retail at a department store and my job is to open boxes and put them on cages for night fillers to fill, there is usually either 2-3 others helping me get the job done. Now I was away for most of last week and when I came back one of the girls I work with (... | 12 | 0.166667 | |
1420715733 | 1420720819 | t3_2rqfwp | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by acting Mexican
Apologies for spelling English is my first language but I use it about as good as nickelback makes music
Tifu: we where preparing to go out to dinner when I got the idea to go dressed as a Mexican gangster and my brother agreed so we did and we wore button up shirts with a white under ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420715369 | 1420720222 | t3_2rqfik | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a muslim
nigfish: You didnt fuck up, it was your co-worker seeming like a racist shitkicker.
kanga_lover: I really didn't see any racism in there. OP states he's not Arabic (or looking like a typical Muslim, read dark skinned), and with the blond hair thing going, i dare say most likely would ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420685699 | 1420743536 | t3_2rpa6a | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU during training.
I was doing building breach-and-clears with my squad today, half with me and the other half acting as terrorists. We're all using modified M4 carbines that I myself tinkered with to fire Simunition, which we've got fucktons of. I have the team sapper blow the hinges, then I kick the doo... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1420721757 | 1420754509 | t3_2rqm91 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not bringing in my newspapers
So I've been delivering roughly 100 individual local newspapers five days a week for 3 years now and this is the first and hopefully last time this has happened to me.
So I was in my room playing play station at around 9:30 at night when I hear the paper delivery truck ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420722846 | 1420826436 | t3_2rqnjy | t5_2to41 | 23 | Razorray21: TIFU by elbowing my SO in the face
So yeah, I was at my SO's place late last night, and we started getting hot. She loves massages, and apparently I'm really good at them.
So she is face down on the bed, and i've worked my way down to fingering her, and she's lovin it. She gets close to cumming, and i go ... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1420725337 | 1420827795 | t3_2rqqxj | t5_2to41 | 379 | DaftFlex: TIFU by saying "What's Up?" at the gym.
I go to the gym every morning at about 5am and normally I am the only one there. (It's a small local gym) Anyways a guy walks in... Skinny little fella, but you can tell he had the motivation to make all kinds of gains. Anyways I go to grab a dumbbell and he's in front ... | 9 | 42.111111 | |
1420726457 | 1420729963 | t3_2rqslj | t5_2to41 | 3 | I_fucked_up_yo: TIFU by sending anonymous texts to my gf's friend. PLEASE READ
freethinker1992: Dude, it's all anonymous like you said so neither you nor your friend's ex can get in any trouble for this. You also didn't betray your gf in any way. Just because you're in a relationship and have a gf doesn't mean you can... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420726268 | 1420815557 | t3_2rqsbl | t5_2to41 | 111 | FlamingCucumber: TIFU by cutting chillies with a blunt knife
Okay. Now, my family haven't bought new knives in a very long time, they are not the ones you can sharpen either. So I'm busy doing some chopping for tonight's dinner (family is coming round) and plan on doing big stir fry. I wanted to chop everything early s... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1420730528 | 1420731907 | t3_2rqz9v | t5_2to41 | 18 | apathetic_sandwiches: TIFU by messing up the easiest question of my interview
This happened yesterday- I cringe whenever I go through the events in my head.
The Backstory: I graduated a year ago with my bachelor's in business; my major was computer information systems. I'm currently working for a company who I can'... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420727715 | 1420743636 | t3_2rquk5 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by being high on mushrooms in Amsterdam(NSFW)
Well, this actually happened a year ago in a more shady part of my life, but i thought you might enjoy..
Long story short - me and my friend travelled to Amsterdam in December, while we had our 'year-off' after finishing High School.
In the evening of the... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1420729605 | 1420737145 | t3_2rqxp6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | DLoops77: TIFU by presenting a school project...
This happened literally about 20 minutes ago. My first period of the day is always US History which lasts from 9 - 9:40 AM. About a week ago we were assigned to create and present a powerpoint slideshow about a certain topic regarding WWII. Being the history buff I am, I... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420735338 | 1420743016 | t3_2rr1d9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Voyager5555: Wow, you must be the only person intelligent enough to go to college!!! Oh wait, you mean the school that 20000 other people go to?
chy_vak: Are you one of those 20,000? No? Shut the fuck up
Voyager5555: Nope, I grew up knowing better than feeling like an entitled douche bag and lord my "accomplishments" ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420731879 | 1420736517 | t3_2rr1qp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Wizzro_: TIFU by eating really old leftovers
My roommate and I made rice yesterday, didn't finish at put it away in the fridge. This morning I opened it up and ate some after microwaving. It was awful, so I put salt on it until I thought it was edible (it was still awful). Turns out, the rice I ate was about 2 weeks ol... | 4 | 3 | |
1420731392 | 1420757051 | t3_2rr0sz | t5_2to41 | 6 | wobr-J: TIFU by not using shaving cream
As a 15 year old teenager you should expect me to be stupid and make bad decisions mmk.
When I started needing to shave my dad gave me $10 and said "Go buy a razor". So I did. Got like, 3 disposable ones on discount. Didn't get any shaving cream though. I didn't really think I... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420732819 | 1421025382 | t3_2rr3l6 | t5_2to41 | 4,119 | holleyfieldart: TIFU by toilet training my cat.
I bought the Citi Kitty toilet training system about two months ago. If you've never heard of it, it's a shallow plastic litter box that fits between the rim and seat of the toilet. It has inserts that can be removed to make a hole in the litter box. Over the course of a ... | 17 | 242.294118 | |
1420731806 | 1420734786 | t3_2rr1l2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | ZombiJesus: TIFU by juggling a soccer ball in the aisle at Target.
This happened in december, but I thought I'd share because it was a more noteworthy fuck-up on my behalf.
My SO and I had a rare free day on a weekend, so we decided to get a lot of our holiday shopping done. We made our lists and headed off to the sh... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1420733944 | 1420735270 | t3_2rr5q0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU and told the one I love her via Facebook.
Neither of us are in the same state. She moved away a long time ago and I tried to find her. I've realised I spent the last 15 years trying to hide my feelings or finding some temporary to patch up this hole in my soul or keeping busy to keep my mind off of it. ... | 3 | 3 | |
1420729461 | 1420864437 | t3_2rqxgt | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheLastDudeguy: TIFU by not following that voice inside.
So sunday night, I woke up thirsty around 2:00 AM. So I decided to go buy myself a drink at the store.
I went out to the car, to head on over to the gas station. Well when I was on my way outside to my car I realized, damn it is cold as hell outside.
So I promp... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1420734268 | 1420782235 | t3_2rr6co | t5_2to41 | 198 | flip22: TIFU [NSFW -sorta] By Enthusiastically Telling My Mother-in-Law How Much I Liked Her Food
This was a few years ago at Thanksgiving, but my face still turns red-hot whenever I think about it... not sure I'll ever get over it.
I'm sitting w/my wife and MIL (FIL had gotten up to get us seconds, thankfully) when ... | 4 | 49.5 | |
1420733671 | 1420748948 | t3_2rr57p | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being responsible
So I was driving my younger sister to a meeting and after dropping her off, I apparently hit a guy's side with my side mirror and it hit his hand which was holding his phone for some reason he doesn't understand the function of a pocket, and he was walking on the side of the street ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420731329 | 1420805423 | t3_2rr0ob | t5_2to41 | 284 | BowtieBoy: TIFU by playing Beyonce at the Dentist.
I've been in and out of the dentist fairly regularly for the last 6 months trying to get my teeth in order, and I started to bring headphones to listen to ANYTHING but the god-awful smooth jazz they play on repeat. Today I forgot my headphones, and asked if I could ju... | 7 | 40.571429 | |
1420734744 | 1420844954 | t3_2rr7c9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | idontlikecocacola: TIFU, by being an Arab on a plane
Hello, my name is Ahmed and I'm a college student going on a vacation from Alabama to New York. Which became a major nightmare. I saved up my money to take me and my brother, Ali, to New York so we can see how the Statue of Liberty looks. Now of course me and my bro... | 12 | 1 | |
1420731299 | 1420736546 | t3_2rr0lv | t5_2to41 | 10 | shwonka: TIFU by checking my exhaust pipe
It just snowed a few days ago, and driving home last night, my car smelled a lot like exhaust, so i thought there might be snow stuck in the pipe.
When I got out of the car, I went to check it out.
I was holding my laptop, cell phone and charger, and when I bent over, my cell... | 3 | 3.333333 |
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