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1420797684 | 1420825100 | t3_2rueth | t5_2to41 | 16 | LydiaBendrick19: TIFU my morning routine.
(This is a story from the middle of the summer).
Today before work, I was getting stoned in my car. Pretty standard procedure when I’m working the opening shift. I usually get to work 15 minutes early, before my boss, so that I have time to freshen up and air out the car when... | 4 | 4 | |
1420800734 | 1420805439 | t3_2ruht4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting a whore
_meiki: Why the fuck would you burn $150 for something you've already got free? "attempted to cheat" ? Seems like you succeeded in fucking up.
ViolentStepfather: No such thing as free pussy. That shit's gonna cost something sooner or later.
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1420801643 | 1420818871 | t3_2ruipl | t5_2to41 | 82 | bigbthebenji: TIFU by trying to kiss my dog before bed
I was super tired and finally decided to hit the sack. Went in to my room and found my dog curled up on my pillow. He was so cute sitting there on my bed; I couldn't wait to snuggle him. I turned off the light and went in to kiss his head and... he had turned a... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1420787272 | 1421027041 | t3_2ru3ec | t5_2to41 | 16 | saigonfucked: TIFU by upsetting some orphans
I live in Vietnam, it is TET (Chinese New Year) and my wife and i decided to get some clothing for the local orphanage.
I told her I would get it on Saturday last week but ended up going drinking all night and waking up late. My wife was out and text me to remind me she ne... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1420800489 | 1420866878 | t3_2ruhlq | t5_2to41 | 70 | deedeecon: TIFU by suggesting a young man put a sock on his junk
This happened a few hours ago.I work at a drug store and had just started work when I was called over to offer some advice. The young man was holding a spray can and a box of antifungal medicine and asked which was more effective.I f*cked up by assuming i... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1420805617 | 1420806990 | t3_2rumn2 | t5_2to41 | 27 | SneekerN: TIFU by letting my mouth think for my brain
Hi. I have posted in different subreddits because as it happens, I draw the weird people to me, this is not a tale like that.
A bit of context:
My girlfriend and I have been.. Wait, I have loved my girlfriend for three and a half years, she has loved me for three. ... | 3 | 9 | |
1420794963 | 1420916664 | t3_2ruc1j | t5_2to41 | 5 | mustangwolf1997: TIFU by finding my slingshot.
Heeeeeeeeeeey! It's 4:00 AM and I'm finally tired, so if I don't stay on track, I'm sorry. I'm tired.
So a week or two before Christmas break, my best friend Cam popped over to my place for the weekend for the usual gaming, watching the new episode of Sword Art Online, an... | 5 | 1 | |
1420808989 | 1420828008 | t3_2ruqje | t5_2to41 | 291 | naked_sister: TIFU by letting my brother see me naked.
randyplayer: should post what he saw to help us out
a_cool_goddamn_name: Agreed. It's the only way to be sure of what to do next.
naked_sister: http://i.imgur.com/YxDQTBy.gif
ProphetoftheOnion: ...we've already seen HER naked.
Silocybin: The initial joy has turned... | 7 | 41.571429 | |
1420809523 | 1420894121 | t3_2rur7h | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating my brothers Mexican food
Okay heres the scenario, I had just walked into the kitchen and my brother had just finished making tacos. He offered me 2 of them, Now when my brother cooks he adds shit that isn't even necessary to even be put in the taco shell. Now i took one bite, i regret this til... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420809498 | 1421070997 | t3_2rur6k | t5_2to41 | 162 | CLYuki: TIFU by leaving my husband home alone...
This actually happened a couple months ago. So on one of my days off, my husband has a day off too which is rare. So we decide to cook dinner and just have fun together. I asked him to make me something amazing (since I'm the one in charge of cooking) and surprise me whi... | 5 | 32.4 | |
1420810145 | 1420923881 | t3_2rus0b | t5_2to41 | 2,933 | comeonbob: TIFU by getting my first kiss on a plane.
I was on my way back home from a vacation trip with my family. Due to the flight being extremely busy, I had to sit a few rows away from the rest of my family. Anyways, it was a three-seat row and I had the window seat. The boy sitting next to me asked me if I could ... | 16 | 183.3125 | |
1420793802 | 1420814118 | t3_2ruase | t5_2to41 | 10 | GandalfTheUltraViole: TIFU by being hungry at work.
I'm a chef, and I say I'm a good one. Well, one of my jobs in the morning is to cook a lot of thin steak, then slice it into strips for sandwiches later in the day. It has to be medium rare, or close to it.
Today, I didn't have breakfast. And that was a bad idea.
I ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420808885 | 1421196737 | t3_2ruqfo | t5_2to41 | 149 | stuff_of_epics: TIFU by being a pawn to the gods of symmetry
T(wice) I Fucked Up...
** **
A story in two parts.
Part One: **TIFU by playing doctor with my daughter**
If you stayed at the Hotel Hershey on the evening of October 17th and were wondering what all the horrifying screaming was about, your curiosity is at... | 4 | 37.25 | |
1420801809 | 1420815019 | t3_2ruiv6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | medievaleagle: TIFU by making an impulse decision in anger
I'm a grad student.... Or was. Financial aid refunds were due last Friday, and all of it was spoken for to pay bills. My car died Friday morning, not stressed cuz hey- REFUND. only.... It doesn't come. All day at work in checking, no deposit into my account. Ge... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420814503 | 1420821294 | t3_2ruykz | t5_2to41 | 3 | NormalOnReddit: TIFU by having a sixth finger on my left hand.
Whitegryffen1: My dad had the same, and they cut it off when he was a baby too. That was 82 years ago!
NormalOnReddit: That means you must be 30-60, amirite?
Whitegryffen1: 47
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1420815141 | 1420856549 | t3_2ruzkr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving a co-worker home
Recently moved to a new state, got a job house keeping at a university and made what might be my first friend here. Being it's January I decided to offer this dude a ride home. Drop him off and head home. That was easy right? Nope tucking car overheats. Pull over let it ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420814809 | 1420838775 | t3_2ruz21 | t5_2to41 | 52 | faceymcfaceman: TIFU by texting a stranger a story about my vagina
So on the radio they were talking about women's genitalia and associated body image issues. They encouraged people to anonymously text in their experiences about this and I thought hey why not! I'll share my story.
I wrote up a big ass message about ho... | 4 | 13 | |
1420815083 | 1420817836 | t3_2ruzgz | t5_2to41 | 9 | _siriuslyme: TIFU by reading Fetishism as Feminism
So I came across an article about the many things that Russia now lists as a mental disorder, but I was rather tired when reading it and the font was pretty tiny since I was using chrome in windows 8 mode and I read Fetishism as Feminism. In History class we happened t... | 3 | 3 | |
1420817537 | 1420841035 | t3_2rv3v0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my friend to spray an entire party with pepper spray
So this happened yesterday and I am retarded.
My friends were having a party at this house and almost everyone was in the living room (its a medium sized house) dancing and doing usual party shit. I decided that it would be a good idea to ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1420818752 | 1420819278 | t3_2rv64g | t5_2to41 | 4 | gerbil_95: TIFU by telling my best friend I love her
Empasempai: We'll need a follow-up on this one OP.
gerbil_95: Still got nothing. Seriously regretting it now
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420819056 | 1420822750 | t3_2rv6ou | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU, by writing Heil Hitler in Math Class
I was sitting in math class with my buddy, and we were passing notes bacl and forth to each other. I knew the teacher was Jewish, but it had slipped my mind, when I wrote a note that said "HEIL HITLER" I sent it to my buddy, his jaw dropped, and he said "You know th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420819607 | 1420822195 | t3_2rv7ud | t5_2to41 | 183 | rachaelkaitlyn: TIFU by not locking my bedroom door NSFW
catawhat: > "Good night, sleep tight, don't let the beard bite"
She'll never look at another man's beard without seeing you sitting on it. Naked.
rachaelkaitlyn: That's exactly what I'm worried about. She may not understand what was happening now... but in a... | 5 | 36.6 | |
1420821074 | 1420827904 | t3_2rvauk | t5_2to41 | 95 | turbothrowed: TIFU by letting my GF take my external hard drive to her friend's house - NSFW
BetterWhenImDrunk: Considering how much no one wants to open a folder named "error log files" I don't think this is going to ruin anyone's secret stash. So to state the obvious name your private files after error reports or cr... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
1420821671 | 1421254509 | t3_2rvc4n | t5_2to41 | 6 | swordmaster123: TIFU by ditching the girl who i have a crush on to instead sit with my friends.
The girl I had a crush on sat next to me of her own choice in our class when there were plenty of other seats. Without thinking, when my friends moved to sit somewhere else I followed and she was left on her own.
kgb4334: Sh... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1420822541 | 1420906158 | t3_2rvdxw | t5_2to41 | 7 | Mountain__Goat: TIFU by petting my dog who got into poison ivy
After my dog came in from her excursions, I petted her then shortly after started rubbing my eyelid. Low and behold, my eyelid started getting red and swollen. At first I thought it was allergies because my skin is allergic to her, but once it didn't go awa... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420823575 | 1420824676 | t3_2rvg7f | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU I dun did it now
I need help! So basically i walked into Mr.Klinso's classroom still the same ol' popular guy, high fiving people as i was walking to my seat, just like any other day really. So i sits down and Kevin (my best friend) shouts "It's the turd burglar!", i was just laughing along with Kev unt... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420805501 | 1420846095 | t3_2rumik | t5_2to41 | 3 | nonny42: TIFU by trusting google in the snow
We visited my aunt on boxing day. She lives in Preston, the other side of the pennines from Sheffield. There's a motorway, or back-roads, b roads.
First we visited a scenic spot in the peak district, and continued on the way getting stuck in traffic and it took an hour lo... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420746006 | 1420931784 | t3_2rrvs6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | JaxBlueHeart: TIFU by texting my manager
I was in the middle of tellin my best friend at the time that everyone at work thought I was in love with my manager. And as I explained I was obviously thinking about him. And so as I spill my heart out in the text message, I used his name the whole time through. I finally sen... | 4 | 1 | |
1420818182 | 1420829466 | t3_2rv51q | t5_2to41 | 7 | mintgoody03: TIFU by being overly protective of my friend
This happened yesterday evening and it is so embarassing I just had to share it here.
So, yesterday I went clubbing with a female friend of mine, with whom I've never been out with in this manner before. So first, we go to a bar to "warm up" and I see another f... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420821258 | 1421024805 | t3_2rvb9f | t5_2to41 | 8 | Pooooooooopi: TIFU by shaving then showering
So before I went into the shower I noticed I had a little hair on my underchin, so I promplty shave it but I cut my skin and its bleeding. I stop the bleeding, go into the shower, try putting my achne wash on and HOLY FUCK MY CUTS ARE BURNING ARRRGH! ;~; needless to say I ye... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1420825443 | 1421032833 | t3_2rvk33 | t5_2to41 | 6,537 | jazminant: TIFU by grabbing and complimenting a stranger's ass at Walmart
So I was in Walmart today with my brother buying some groceries. We are constantly making jokes and pranking at each other.
I sometimes grab his ass and tell him "Nice ass"
So there was this guy who looked exactly like him from behind.
I go an... | 14 | 466.928571 | |
1420825885 | 1420828096 | t3_2rvl4d | t5_2to41 | 6 | SgtDudi: TIFU by flooding the entire bathroom
Okay Reddit, 2 hours ago I fucked up bad.
Today was a regular day at work, got home and decided to take a bath.
We have this awesome bathtub in our basement bathroom and I've only used it one time since we installed it. I filled it up and had the most relaxing hour. After ... | 3 | 2 | |
1420826119 | 1420954341 | t3_2rvllv | t5_2to41 | 717 | TV_Boy: TIFU by trying to warm up my girlfriend’s apartment.
Hello Reddit. Today (last night) I Fucked Up.
I’m at my girl’s place hangin out watching some of that tee vee everyone is always talking about and it’s freeeeeeezing. We’re both wearing layers as well as have a blanket over our legs and there’s a friendly f... | 9 | 79.666667 | |
1420825467 | 1420849441 | t3_2rvk5b | t5_2to41 | 393 | btmh: TIFU by accidentally telling my French teacher that I frequently pick up prostitutes
This happened a few weeks ago but I only thought of posting it now.
I study Business and French in college and one day we were in French class. Our French teacher is actually French and we spend most of the class speaking in Fre... | 7 | 56.142857 | |
1420827312 | 1420836875 | t3_2rvo9n | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by painting my cat yellow.
I was drunk last night and oil painting and gave my cat a bunch o' lovin'. Okay, long story short, woke up today and she's got a nice yellow tint to her white fur. Is this a real issue?? I mean because she cleans herself with her tongue and shit?
badmuthaducka: You might want ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420826042 | 1420848921 | t3_2rvlgb | t5_2to41 | 55 | GenerationSelfie: TIFU by leaving a plastic bag with clothing in it at school.
About ten years ago, I was a freshman in HS. Now, as part of the sacred ritual all frosh are required to take gym class. Being a school of moderate size, we had a swimming pool in which we had nine weeks of swim class as part of our physical... | 5 | 11 | |
1420823878 | 1420918562 | t3_2rvgtx | t5_2to41 | 197 | Midgeissenhoff: TIFU by playin footsie in the movies
This happened a while ago, but I thought I would post this to make amends to a stranger I encountered at the movies.
One Saturday afternoon a troupe of Middle Eastern teenagers headed to a cinema located in melbournes north. If you aren't familiar with the area, it ... | 5 | 39.4 | |
1420828912 | 1420830498 | t3_2rvrpm | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my cousin play with me.
So I'm at my grandparents house, so I decided to wear my favorite pair of jeans. I love these things. They cost me £200, which is the most I've spent on any article of clothing.
So fast forward to around 6pm, when my aunt comes over with her 2 year old son. It's the ... | 4 | 6 | |
1420825895 | 1420884263 | t3_2rvl59 | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by downloading Childish Gambino from youtube.
So I'm a big Gambino fan, but back in high school I had neither torrenting nor money so naturally a youtube rip was the way to go. One of my favorite songs of his is called "Freaks & Geeks" and is one of the few remaining 128kbps rips of my youtube days.... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1420830572 | 1420887319 | t3_2rvv8r | t5_2to41 | 26 | scalywagin: TIFU by eating an out of date Activia.
I'm at the office and didn't bring a lunch today because I had planned on just running to grab something at noon. I usually have snacks stashed around, but my squirrel toothed co-worker is under the impression that what's mine is his and what's his isn't fucking there,... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1420830947 | 1420833364 | t3_2rvw3q | t5_2to41 | 10 | oraine16: TIFU by getting a boner during an interview
So earlier this morning I had a job interview, after a few issues when I got up I managed to get out of the house not forgetting a CD I had burned for my grandmother. So got to the interview and saw I was second there to a great looking lady in her nice office jacke... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420831272 | 1420896686 | t3_2rvwrd | t5_2to41 | 682 | SirHandleShots: TIFU by asking for an old friend's number
Back in high school, my immature self had a crush on a girl mainly for her large breasts. We were good friends and enjoyed each others company, but lost contact when we went to different colleges.
Fast forward four years to last night, I bumped into her at a lo... | 13 | 52.461538 | |
1420823809 | 1430601342 | t3_2rvgp6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | TaintedAngelx2: TIFU by using my Amopé as a bikini zone exfoliator. . .
For you guys that don't know, an Amopé is an electronic foot file that buffs away the hardened skin on your feet. For some dumb reason I thought I could use it to exfoliate elsewhere before shaving. I did my knees & elbows, no problem but then ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1420831628 | 1420834410 | t3_2rvxhp | t5_2to41 | 9 | FmlIamGettingKilled: TIFU By getting scammed in CS;GO
Today I was just chilling in my house and was going to play a litte Counter Strike, the problem was that i share a computer with my 16 y/o brother (I am 20), I play for a while and then I do my usual check for good trades on csgolounge. I find a really good deal and... | 3 | 3 | |
1420828563 | 1420835429 | t3_2rvqxo | t5_2to41 | 13 | IMrBen: TIFU by missing an entire page on my exam.
I'm an average 16 year old, doing a games development course at college in the UK.
I was taking my first real exam of the course, and it was going very well and me being me, not liking to check my answers etc. I FUCKING MISSED AN ENTIRE 8 MARK QUESTION. It was a relat... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1420830689 | 1420846876 | t3_2rvvis | t5_2to41 | 9 | PimpWinchell: TIFU by shooting my friends dad with an airsoft gun in failed Navy SEAL mission
All of my friends have an ongoing prank battle of sorts, where we mostly mess with each other's houses. For example, once my friend poured fruit loops on someone's lawn and wet them down with a hose, effectively dying the lawn... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1420833261 | 1420861699 | t3_2rw11f | t5_2to41 | 47 | OvercookedOvenPizza: TIFU by playing hide the fart in real life
*(Quick Back Story :Hide the fart is a game where you try hiding a fart until a loud car comes by and releasing it when one drives past you. It's a game you can play on your computer if your interested)*
So this happened not even five minutes ago. I live... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1420833931 | 1420835297 | t3_2rw2gu | t5_2to41 | 3 | goodgoodlovin: TIFU by reading TIFU and not talking to a girl
I'd like to start off by saying i am a long time lurker and first time poster, so sorry ahead of time for any mistakes.
So today i was not feeling well. My throat hurt and i wasn't planning on going to school, but because i had a quiz, i reluctantly went. M... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420834145 | 1420865063 | t3_2rw2xg | t5_2to41 | 12 | TheThinkMan: TIFU by searching for my GameBoy
This happened a long time ago as a kid.
As a kid (10 ish), Gameboys were all the rage. My parents would constantly confiscate it because I played so much. One day, they took it away a hid it in their bedroom but left the door unlocked.
Begins the soul search for my belov... | 4 | 3 | |
1420834711 | 1420922252 | t3_2rw45a | t5_2to41 | 10 | kyatakushi1: TIFU by breaking a bone in PE... again... for the fourth time.
(A little background info: I have broken about 8 bones, 2 of those simultaneously, the 1st metatarsal when I was 2/3, the radius and ulna when I was 12, some random thing in my wrist when I was 13, some random thing in my left ankle at 14, some... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420834685 | 1420838308 | t3_2rw433 | t5_2to41 | 4 | jerseyse410: TIFU by ignoring a chip in my windshield
I drive about 100 miles a day round trip for my commute so I got hit by a rock that flew out from behind a dump truck a few weeks ago, no big deal right? Well since the polar vortex recoming has dropped temperatures were I live to -18+ below, and I drive so much, th... | 4 | 1 | |
1420836121 | 1420904886 | t3_2rw74i | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU because I downloaded Tinder app 2 years ago out of curiosity
When the app first came out a few years ago there was a lot of press about it being a "social" app, so after reading an article about it I downloaded it on my phone because I was curious about it. Checked it out that once and it remained burie... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420836761 | 1420842378 | t3_2rw8fj | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheSaxyDude: TIFU by sleeping with my ex's best friend.
As with most tifus this happened about 4 years ago as I was finishing my bachelor's degree. I had been dating a girl in my hometown for most of the summer and things were slowly coming to an end. She was very attractive and had a bubbly personality, but there just... | 5 | 2 | |
1420835552 | 1420843928 | t3_2rw5y8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By going out in a date
So I went out to lunch on a date with this girl, and we decided to have some spicy Mexican food. As soon as we left the restaurant went to take her back to her work and gave her a quick kiss on her cheek. As soon as she left the car I farted so hard that I thought I shit my pants.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420838007 | 1420905643 | t3_2rwb9q | t5_2to41 | 79 | Malygoose: TIFU by having to pee on my flight.
So I was flying with Emirates from Dubai to my home town. They have these fancy huge A380s. I sit in economy and think:"fuck I have to pee!"
I hate goint on the toilet while flying but I really had to so I got up walked to the front of the plane and found the toilets. They... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1420838366 | 1420928305 | t3_2rwc11 | t5_2to41 | 1,292 | ScorsesesEyebrows: TIFU by having a tattoo at work
This story began to unfold about a month ago when I had the first part of my back tattoo started. I just got an office job out of college at the end of summer.
After my first appointment, the tattoo artist gave me a specific moisturizer to use for the healing process,... | 13 | 99.384615 | |
1420839261 | 1424499868 | t3_2rwdyt | t5_2to41 | 1,931 | throwmeaway23232244: TIFU by trying to drown out the sound of my vibrator
So I'm home from college for a few weeks and since I have a roommate, I've been masturbating like crazy.
I'm staying at my parents house and they go to sleep pretty early so that's the time I usually get down to business. The walls are thin so I... | 31 | 62.290323 | |
1420839413 | 1420850314 | t3_2rweb7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | CaughtInTheAct-fml: TIFU by being a fucking moron
So, huh, TIFU.
I was in class goofing around like a fucking idiot, and I thought it would be funny if I rubbed my nipples with my middle finger while I looked at 2 friends of mine, cuz, you know, just for the lels. sigh.
Well, when I was doing it, my teacher caught me... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420839839 | 1420840887 | t3_2rwf8f | t5_2to41 | 14 | They_Took_Our_Jobs: TIFU by asking my uncle in Italy about the mafia.
I was with my parents on Skype with my uncle and his wife (they are in Italy) and a stupid question came through my mind so I asked him if they still have the mafia in Italy, he suddenly stopped talking and his face turned pale, I was scared, my fath... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1420839356 | 1420872219 | t3_2rwe6o | t5_2to41 | 132 | SomePianist: TIFU by farting in front of my sister's friend
So earlier today my sister brought home a friend from school. By the time I myself arrived home, they were downstairs watching tv in the basement. Exhausted after the end of a long and rough week, I sat down in the living room and began to tiredly browse reddi... | 5 | 26.4 | |
1420840289 | 1422905380 | t3_2rwg9w | t5_2to41 | 5 | souwant2bcliche: TIFU by trying to justify my belief in climate change to my (now ex) boyfriend's conservative father.
So, this fuck up happened about two years ago and requires some background. My ex's parents live about 12 hours (and a few states) away so we went to visit twice a year. I'd been down there multiple ti... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420841152 | 1421025494 | t3_2rwi2t | t5_2to41 | 22 | izomorph: TIFU by playing cards against humanity
technically it was yesterday. I was at a friend's house and a bunch of us had drinks and chatted and a guy brought this card game. The hosts are this young married couple, the girl being 23. As the night went on, the cards came out, and things went on quite comically.... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1420840540 | 1420843127 | t3_2rwgri | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not using "do not disturb" on my phone.
Okay I'll keep this short. Background: I'm a senior in high school and the president of a relatively large club (~ 80 members). I also have a girlfriend, and we make a point to never take ourselves too seriously, saves us from a lot of drama.
Anyway, today we... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420840820 | 1420842836 | t3_2rwhbt | t5_2to41 | 8 | hootie428: TIFU by avoiding a car accident.
So as I am driving home 30 minutes ago (during school traffic) on a one-lane road, I notice there are a lot of people waiting on the other side of the road waiting to turn onto a road where the local middle/high schools are. Out of nowhere a car that is waiting in the long l... | 4 | 2 | |
1420839149 | 1420846047 | t3_2rwdq8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | justanotherphantom: TIFU by mistaking a female stranger for a male acquaintance.
So, the other night I was at my neighborhood bar. I've been a regular for a couple years, so I know pretty much all the other usual faces.
I'm about three in when I spot a guy I'll call Chris sitting down on the bench outside to smoke. ... | 3 | 2 | |
1420840637 | 1420909231 | t3_2rwgy8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | BluKatz: TIFU by trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
So today my friends and I were chatting about food, and the topic of grilled cheese sandwiches came up. Now, we all know that the grilled cheese sandwich is the best goddamn sandwich to exist, and thus I'm hit with a craving for one.
So when I got home I deci... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1420842262 | 1420848934 | t3_2rwkhj | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by going down on my new girlfriend NSFW
[deleted]: She may have squirted. Just enjoy it, it's natural. She shouldn't be embarrassed nor should you.
Br0nix: We both know that's what she did, I just didn't get a warning
[deleted]: Why do you need a warning? Was that the first time a girl has squirted f... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1420842237 | 1420880920 | t3_2rwkfb | t5_2to41 | 2,288 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a gynaecologist who was examining my girlfriend
There were worrying symptoms and I went with my girlfriend to support her. The doctor explained: "ok, I'm going to examine you internally. If I don't find anything then we have to start thinking outside the box."
"Box" is crude English slan... | 9 | 254.222222 | |
1420842762 | 1420852976 | t3_2rwli6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | greenbowergoon: TIFU by putting the wrong CD in
So this happened yesterday.. I am at work and we are listening to music. I'm told by my coworker to change the music. I proceed to browse through the CD case before seeing a blank CD. Somehow, in the midst of my infinite wisdom I decide it's a good idea to play said blank... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420842360 | 1420943322 | t3_2rwkp5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | thepenaltytick: TIFU by accidently punching my teacher in the face.
So it's Friday, and near the end of the day. My teacher, who's pretty laid back, lets us have 10 minutes of free time. My friend and I get into a fight where we throw crumpled-up pieces of paper at each other. The teacher lets us do it because it's Fri... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1420843193 | 1420844120 | t3_2rwmct | t5_2to41 | 4 | angry_italian: Tifu by forgetting to hang up the phone
This fuck up happened a couple minutes ago, One of my co-workers called me while I was hanging out with my friends about to play beer pong, I pick up and she says "hey, are you working today?" I immediately know that she's going to ask me to work for her, i relucta... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420844801 | 1421108285 | t3_2rwpkt | t5_2to41 | 30 | civ71: TIFU By Snapchatting My Ex
So today I got my wisdom teeth taken out and I did the route of being put under IV. Well in my loopy state after the procedure, I snapchatted my ex, saying I loved her.
I think she's dating someone also.
Edit: I also decided to snap other people (guys) and tell them I love them too.... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1420772396 | 1420845907 | t3_2rtf44 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: tifu by mixing two off the shelf drugs (5HTP / St Johns Wort)
Mixed 5HTP, a precursor to serotonin, epinephrine, and norepinephrine, and St John's Wort, a natural antidepressant.
Taking each separately has a multitude of benefits - elevated mood, I laugh a lot more, feel content, sleep better, eat more reg... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420845684 | 1420863042 | t3_2rwrd0 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by going down on a girl while she was on her period.
yopeee: This story is bullshit
There_Is_Truth: No it's not.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1420846091 | 1420931655 | t3_2rws64 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Teamfreshcanada: TIFU by listening to porn through a guitar amp.
TIFU...Yesterday I fucked up. Last night to be exact. Not a throw-away, because grow some balls people.
I am 27, male, and live in a small two-bedroom apartment with a house-mate, 24, female, and Christian. We had a few drinks last night, rusty nails ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1420845630 | 1420847203 | t3_2rwr8u | t5_2to41 | 10 | robindy: TIFU by forgetting how to use scissors. (and in the process "completely destroying" a piece of furniture my in-laws drove across 3 states to give to us.)
so my wife and i recently found out we're expecting our first child -- which is amazing! our family and friends have been super supportive and my mother-in-... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420847019 | 1420849149 | t3_2rwtu1 | t5_2to41 | 141 | Caelgo: TIFU by not listening to my father
So I decided to go to Chicago for one of my best friend's wedding, I live 5 hours away. I didn't know anyone else going so I decided to drive there myself instead of taking a bus or plane like my father suggested. The wedding was uneventful, since it was a Muslim wedding with ... | 3 | 47 | |
1420846564 | 1423519237 | t3_2rwt20 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a vibarator for a gift
So I had a friend who's 18th birthday was coming up soon and I also have a love for embarassing my friends a little. I decided to get on amazon and find a cheap vibrator as a gag gift to give her before her birthday. (I had actual gifts because I'm not terrible.)
The ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1420847366 | 1420856248 | t3_2rwui1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by adding hot sauce to my soup.
I just finished my dinner of what would otherwise be a nice chicken soup with rice. As I was getting cooking I decided it'd be a great idea to add some serious kick to the soup with Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce. For those of you that don't know, Dave's Ultimate Insanity... | 3 | 6 | |
1420847768 | 1420848236 | t3_2rwvag | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping $60
This actually didnt happen today, but this summer. i know, crazy right..
So as I was walking out of dollarama today, a little girl, no older than ten, runs up to me with $60 I dropped and says "excuse me sir, you dropped this and I thought you might have needed it" and runs away... | 3 | 1 | |
1420848111 | 1420857413 | t3_2rwvxb | t5_2to41 | 8 | BlackSuperNova: TIFU by ignoring my ex.
Unlike most posts on this subreddit, this happened yesterday and today. Anyways, I was dating this girl I liked for about a month and a half. She took relationships slow, which I respected because It was also my first relationship. We went on dates about every month and I thought... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420848250 | 1420849368 | t3_2rww7j | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a reddit user was somebody else
So I'm a slight-stalker, won't deny that, but this is where I made my error.
New to Reddit, I like to check people's post-history/get a feel for things. I come across a user who has a nice writing-style (we will call him Bob1), so I make it my "mission" t... | 3 | 1 | |
1420849382 | 1420857962 | t3_2rwyb0 | t5_2to41 | 33 | photo_1x: TIFU by having tasty buttcheeks
Today I was giving my cat treats because I had watched a sad video and she didn't want to snuggle. Basic bribery, but she's greedy so it works. I didn't want her to be jumping at my hand the whole way back to my room, so I stashed a few treats in the back pocket of my pyjama pa... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1420849789 | 1420856266 | t3_2rwz1w | t5_2to41 | 15 | guntabon: TIFU by letting my teacher read several Haiku's I made while bored in English Class.
I just fucked up big time. Backstory: I'm a 10th grader and pretty emotionally stable. I have no thoughts on suicide or anything like that, just a fucked up sense of humor. In my English 3 class, we have a poem that is to be ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1420850178 | 1420855451 | t3_2rwzsi | t5_2to41 | 8 | openDAmouf: TIFU by smearing mud on a guys car then hiding in a bush
torrentmike: You and your friend were two little assholes & ruining a mans car, especially one where he spends a lot of time waxing and cleaning isn't funny.
IMPENDING_SHITSTORM: I agree. Doesn't sound like OP was brought up with proper manners.... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1420847059 | 1420936756 | t3_2rwtwg | t5_2to41 | 18 | Br0nix: TIFU putting gas in a jet ski
I was at work on the docks filling people's boats with gas. First week on the job. A jet ski pulls up and I fill it just like any other boat. Only issue is, there is no gas coming out. So I continue to hold the trigger hoping it will finally work, it is an old pump after all. I loo... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1420846637 | 1420858611 | t3_2rwt6n | t5_2to41 | 3 | techieboiii: TIFU by using my phone
cd2093: Go workout. This is sad.
techieboiii: You're sad.
| 3 | 1 | |
1420852105 | 1420925091 | t3_2rx3dh | t5_2to41 | -1 | SneakyTikiz: TIFU by not using mouthwash
Microbiology lab, looking at random specimens under microscope, decide to spit on a slide and see what I can see. Find some rather large moving things, not sure what they are but, hey let's ask other people, they don't know either, weird. Now this is a big deal, everyone want... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1420852934 | 1420871418 | t3_2rx4t7 | t5_2to41 | 22 | iamstupidok: TIFU by joining a gym with my mom and getting thrown out
*tl;dr is at bottom
So yeah, I just joined a gym and got kicked out in the very same day. I feel like the biggest idiot ever. Lots of anxiety right now i just keep walking back and forth shaking my fists and making yelling noises as the ceiling (lol... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1420853022 | 1420862192 | t3_2rx4yb | t5_2to41 | 9 | TeddyGramCracker: TIFU - Banging my 1st cousin NSFW
CarbonMummy: But... is she hot?
TeddyGramCracker: Yes, very
| 3 | 3 | |
1420852961 | 1420853456 | t3_2rx4uv | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU and left the iPad on the roof of the car.
Yes, exactly like the earlier AdviceAnimals front page post. If we weren't so sad/angry about the situation already, I would find that funny. Maybe someday.
Our iPad rarely leaves the house. We bring it with us sometimes if we're making a far drive or going som... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420853572 | 1421060182 | t3_2rx5wr | t5_2to41 | 10 | Green_Tree93: TIFU by getting changed.
So I was getting ready to go to a friends house, whilst putting underwear on I felt a snapping sensation in my lower back, almost fell over and saved my self by grabbing onto the sink. It then took me 20 mins to sit down and after realising that was more painful it took further 10... | 5 | 2 | |
1420853606 | 1420991588 | t3_2rx5yq | t5_2to41 | 13 | Ebithril: TIFU by not joining in on a prayer at school.
So unlike a lot of TIFU's, this actually happened today. A fellow student in my class has recently had some serious health problems. Something to do with his heart. Let us call him Joe. My classmates decided they'd do a prayer for him in the morning. (I go to a pu... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1420854605 | 1420859909 | t3_2rx7nu | t5_2to41 | 198 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing deadlifts.
Well, last week actually. However, i'm been in too much pain and misery to tell my tale.
So I've recently moved to Madrid to teach English, and decided with my new change in lifestyle to start getting in shape. My first week I splurged out and bought an expensive gym membership. A ... | 4 | 49.5 | |
1420857045 | 1420936319 | t3_2rxbpl | t5_2to41 | 12 | AsherGrey: TIFU by cutting my 12 day olds fingertip while clipping her nails for the first time
Today me and my wife gave our daughter her second bath of her life and I clipped her fingernails. I was doing awesome but then as I was doing her thumb, I nicked her fingertip. She started to cry and it bled. My wife took... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1420857161 | 1420867108 | t3_2rxbwl | t5_2to41 | 10 | Sexy_Jeff: TIFU by sending out a joke email which I know my boss now has.
Long story short, I work in a company that has a few divisions, HVAC (Heating ventilation air conditioning) is one of them.
I am not in that division. Sometimes we go out to pubs on Fridays. The original email contained a HVAC quiz saying the w... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420858069 | 1420885696 | t3_2rxdci | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my best mates girlfriends sister.
so a little back story, i met my best friends girlfriend at my work. we were really close and then i introduced her to my friendship group. her and my best mate really hit it off, which was great because then she could hang with us alot more. so my best... | 3 | 0 | |
1420858108 | 1420913215 | t3_2rxdf3 | t5_2to41 | 61 | tifuthrowaway4564564: [NSFW] TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend for the first time.
Two days ago actually. Yeah, my mom caught my girlfriend and I having sex. Our first time. We're both 18 and in high school. This actually happened yesterday. I just haven't had a chance to write this up.
She had an appointment to g... | 9 | 6.777778 | |
1420857980 | 1420935690 | t3_2rxd7c | t5_2to41 | 5 | Thisisme15: TIFU by getting kicked out of my ivy
TIFU hard. No job, no prospects, no real savings. I was raised in a solidly middle class, single-parent background; my network won't save me. I succumbed to the pressure and depression, bombed my penultimate semester, and cannot face my family or friends. Contemplati... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420858632 | 1420863344 | t3_2rxea3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping my mom print pictures from her phone
theobro: Were you jealous?
[deleted]: Ain't nothing bigger than dad dick.
| 3 | 1 |
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