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1420859076 | 1420905752 | t3_2rxf2f | t5_2to41 | 113 | NeighborMikey: TIFU by poking my Ex on FaceBook while trying to block her
So technically not a TIFU, more of a WIFU (When I Fucked Up)
After dating this girl in my dorm building for a month, I decided to break up with her since I wasn't enjoying any time with her and found myself looking for excuses to not be with he... | 6 | 18.833333 | |
1420857974 | 1420867610 | t3_2rxd71 | t5_2to41 | 63 | HSBCBANKSUCKS: TIFU by convincing my neighbors i'm a psychopath.
So the weirdest event of my life happened today. I was trying to uproot a tree in my garden, hitting the soil around the stump with a pickaxe to break up the roots a bit. I hit something with full swing, then to my horror, pulled up a dead tortoise from t... | 3 | 21 | |
1420859986 | 1420896565 | t3_2rxgjl | t5_2to41 | 12 | bobalubis: TIFU by texting my Ex
I woke up this morning with her on my mind, decided to text her after not talking to her for a long time. All I said was "Stein's Gate", and I was going to follow up with how she should watch it because it's awesome (currently half way through it)
I didn't receive a reply until later t... | 3 | 4 | |
1420850138 | 1420861583 | t3_2rwzpv | t5_2to41 | 9 | tonykony: TIFU by replying to my Harvard interview email
So I got an interview from a Harvard alumni who is a lawyer. He sent me an email about scheduling an interview. In my excitement I asked my best friend's sister who goes to Harvard how to act during an interview. She said "Treat this interview like it's just a co... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1420860690 | 1420928165 | t3_2rxhm2 | t5_2to41 | 22 | schaumann: TIFU by telling my French coworker I was warm
I recently moved to Montreal but my French language skills are not quite up to scratch.
I was outside today with my coworker and put on my beanie because it was cold. She asked me how I felt with it on. I though I'd show off some of my skills so I replied 'je su... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1420859270 | 1420899559 | t3_2rxfec | t5_2to41 | 13 | Sippingin: TIFU: By logging on my dad's account.
Sadly like numerous other fuck ups this happened about a couple years ago. I've been a lurker on here for almost a year so my bad if any mistakes. My parents are divorced so I go over my fathers house every other weekend this particular weekend I decided to stay in the h... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1420863048 | 1420863537 | t3_2rxle5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend.
The day she started her period. We get out of my car and go into her house. Lo and behold, I have blood all over my boxers, my dick and my crewneck.
:(
andrewulm556: Did you get it on your face?
iExplicit: I
I don't recall
andrewulm556: Welcome to the club brother.... | 4 | 1 | |
1420863949 | 1420988246 | t3_2rxmtg | t5_2to41 | 158 | rrrriley: TIFU by making my coworkers think there was an office shooting.
TIFU: this didn't actually happen to me, but to my friend. She doesn't have reddit and said I could post it on her behalf, and it happened yesterday. It's just too good not to post.
She works at a law office and yesterday they were in the proc... | 5 | 31.6 | |
1420864062 | 1420873008 | t3_2rxmz6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | mpluders: TIFU by unclogging a toilet with my hand
So yesterday, I was hanging out at a friend's house, and I had to take a dump. Everything went smoothly until I flushed. Clogged toilet, no fun.
I expected to find a plunger right next to me, but alas, no plunger to be found. I frantically search the bathroom, under t... | 4 | 4 | |
1420862767 | 1420944422 | t3_2rxkza | t5_2to41 | 4 | Misaka20001: TIFU by sending my teacher an email from ball sack.
I created an email and listed the name as Bahl Sacke and sent an email to my teacher regarding homework selection. This email was created because my brother and I were messing around and needed a new YouTube account and I forgot to change emails when send... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420864921 | 1420866018 | t3_2rxoa0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not bothering to check my car's tire pressure
Short version: Earlier today, I went to get a lottery ticket for my mom and decided to use the car since it was pretty cold outside (-10 Celsius plus windchill). Saw my front tires were a little flat, but figured I could get them filled after the trip wit... | 3 | 1 | |
1420865365 | 1420867065 | t3_2rxoxq | t5_2to41 | 4 | heythereimathrowaway: TIFU by playing with my dildo with my boyfriend. NSFW?
choledocholithiasis_: just fuck your boyfriend more often
heythereimathrowaway: Listen. Sometimes he's at work and I need to be penetrated. This is where Preston comes in.
QThatOneGuy: ~~or me over Preston~~
| 4 | 1 | |
1420867966 | 1420869532 | t3_2rxsy5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | dontdrivebad: TIFU by driving like a douchebag.
Just a slight fuck up, but I'm ***still*** embarrassed.
I ended work an hour ago (11:30PM) and walked out with my co-workers. We all proceed to get in our cars and it's normal for us to follow behind each other before we go our separate ways or even shout a few rude word... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420866120 | 1420896831 | t3_2rxq3n | t5_2to41 | 11 | Crazy_idea_for_book: TIFU by wanting to spend a quiet evening by the fire...
Today's fuck up began with my husband wanting to take a post dinner nap. Usually we spend the evening together choosing shows to watch. Tonight, it looked like I'd have the netflix account all to myself. Booyah. Time to light a fire pour a gla... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420870533 | 1420873793 | t3_2rxwnl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU b/c I was Manti Teo-ed
This wasn't today but when I was in high school, and many of my friends know already and give me shit about it all the time so I might as well make some more people laugh too! Btw I'm a sophomore in college so this was about 3 years ago.
If you don't know who manti teo is, he is ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420870904 | 1420904981 | t3_2rxx64 | t5_2to41 | 3,586 | gingerhoney: TIFU by letting my bf buffalo blast my butthole.
Last night I went out with my boyfriend to eat some wings, drink some beer and meet his friends for the first time. We went to his favourite spot and my bf ordered the 'extra spicy buffalo wings'. I'm sure you can see where this is going. We're having a grea... | 11 | 326 | |
1420870493 | 1420890498 | t3_2rxwlh | t5_2to41 | 5 | Colonel_Macklemoore: TIFU by not knowing she had a boyfriend
So today I was texting this girl, you know, chatting her up I guess. We got to talking about events, and I got to talking to her about the upcoming renaissance fair. I asked her to go with me, and she said she had plans, so I mentioned the other dates. She sa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420873460 | 1421152438 | t3_2ry0b2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by "letting" my daughter put "stay hard" dick cream on her lips. NSFW for language.
This got deleted before because it wasn't a weekend so here goes again cause it got a lot of responses. During Xmas break my 8 year old daughter fell asleep in bed with my wife. I decided to sleep on the couch. Wife ... | 3 | 2 | |
1420870433 | 1420886697 | t3_2rxwih | t5_2to41 | 9 | Sp0tt0: TIFU by having a popcorn fight in a movie theatre.
I (14) went to the cinemas with my cousin (15), my brother (16) and my sister (18).
My brother bought some popcorn, which I hate, and tried to throw some in my mouth. I started throwing some back and after awhile, all four of us were exchanging popcorn projec... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1420876875 | 1420877174 | t3_2ry44c | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting at school. NSFW
This didn't happen today, it happened about six years ago when I was in primary school.
One day in school I had a really bad stomachache, I couldn't hold it in. In general people would rather shit at home rather than in school. I felt like I should've shat it out before gett... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420878008 | 1420896180 | t3_2ry59h | t5_2to41 | 341 | tifuthrowawaydaddy: TIFU by attempting sexy talk with my wife
So the sex life with my wife isn't the best - my fault, kind of. I work a very physically demanding job, and most of the time by the point I get home from work at 10pm I'm completely worn out. Physically and mentally. No sex is going to happen at those po... | 4 | 85.25 | |
1420878032 | 1420905178 | t3_2ry5aa | t5_2to41 | 15 | loquatiouslizard: TIFU by guessing who's purple cheetah print vibrator was chilling on my counter... wrong
This is some fucking topical TIFU. Like it happened exactly 30 minutes ago.
Some background on my living situation:
I live in a college dorm suite consisting of one large double room; one impossibly tiny double... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1420879792 | 1420935329 | t3_2ry6wl | t5_2to41 | 40 | Captain_of_Reddit: TIFU by watching 4 girls Fingerpainting [NSFW]
According to Urban Dictionary "4 girls fingerpaint is like 2 girls 1 cup but 10 times more nasty".
I read this and decided to watch it, you know, for research purposes. I thought nothing could be worse than 2 girls 1 cup. Urban Dictionary is fucking wi... | 5 | 8 | |
1420881501 | 1420927108 | t3_2ry8gs | t5_2to41 | 19 | SouthernGlenfidditch: TIFU by leaving LSD in my parents freezer when I left for uni.
Just done this. Can't turn back and get it now. I just really have to hope that they don't get curious and open the box in the **two and a half months** I'll be away..
Hardrainfalling: They're you're parents. Try being honest with them... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1420881505 | 1420957694 | t3_2ry8gy | t5_2to41 | 39 | Hiyorimotah: TIFU drunk with a female friend
So this happend around 4 to 5 in the night. Both had a few drinks and I remember making some wodka gummy bears earlier so we went upstairs. ( this is where the fu..k up happend ).
We sit on the couch and while I was standing up to have a leak, she tought it would be funny t... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1420883336 | 1421058760 | t3_2rya3k | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU when anal caused be to shit in the bed of my (ex)fwd [NSFW]
So I've been hooking up with a guy in my building for a couple months. We've progressively done more "adventurous" things together. We started with heavy petting then oral, vaginal, and recently anal. I actually enjoy anal, but he had never don... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1420879034 | 1420918196 | t3_2ry67u | t5_2to41 | 27 | Sefeed: TIFU by double tapping my phone
I accidentally double tapped snapchat instead of swiping right. Proceeded to send a video of my turd with me whispering "splaaash" to this girl I like instead of my cousin.
JamesFarra: Damage control! Stat! Say someone else did it! Do something! Although I keep imagining you whis... | 3 | 9 | |
1420884827 | 1420927450 | t3_2rybgp | t5_2to41 | 63 | JacksMovingFinger: TIFU by going to join the neighbour's party [NSFWish]
This is about the most convoluted case of Occam's Razor I have ever heard of, let alone been involved in.
And it took place about 20 minutes ago, as I arrived home from my closing shift at the bar (circa 1.30am).
It wasn't a busy shift - it wa... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1420877310 | 1420886188 | t3_2ry4lc | t5_2to41 | 18 | ponilingis: TIFU by performing cunnilingis on a stuffed pony. NSFW
This happened about ~~an hour~~ two hours ago. I am currently locked in my room, smelling of vodka, puke and various other bodily secretions. My sister now thinks I'm an alcoholic and will probably tell my parents in the morning. Tonight I fucked up.
... | 3 | 6 | |
1420886666 | 1420911317 | t3_2ryd33 | t5_2to41 | 99 | jackpolo: TIFU by logging in a global conference via skype at my office and forgot to turn off the microphone
In our company,we generally have kick off for our products biannually. It is a mandatory global meeting,but due to time differences,it starts about half an hour earlier than my punch out time. I normally go to ... | 9 | 11 | |
1420892205 | 1421167658 | t3_2ryhqv | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwaway190088: TIFU by accidentally shitting on my dick...
It was a day like any other... Only I really needed to take a dump all of a sudden and well I had a raging boner.
Guys you may know how difficult this is especially if you need to pee too. So with no hope of my boner going anywhere I desperately angled it do... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1420890561 | 1420911030 | t3_2rygbv | t5_2to41 | 121 | ZoomZoomBlondie: TIFU by letting my dog sleep in bed with me
So.....I work night shift, and had just returned from a 2 day trip with my SO involving tickets to a game that is about 5-6 hours away, one way. We had gone up and spent the night, and returned home the next day around 8 or so (I had driven the entire trip). ... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1420893040 | 1420933879 | t3_2ryiht | t5_2to41 | 85 | Jjrage1337: TIFU by misreading signals from female friend...
BIT OF BACKSTORY, SKIP TO SECOND PARAGRAPH FOR ACTUAL STORY: This girl and I have been pretty good friends since the beginning of last year. I developed a crush of sorts on her and after hanging out for a few months I asked her out. She told me (After a few d... | 10 | 8.5 | |
1420895022 | 1420991866 | t3_2ryked | t5_2to41 | 6,227 | phukettohell: TIFU by trying to be extra sexy for my boyfriend NSFW
TIFU when I decided that I would try to be extra sexy while going down on my boyfriend. As he was close to climaxing, I tried (partially successfully) to deep throat him to give him that extra oomph.
Well, I managed to gag right as he was finishing. ... | 17 | 366.294118 | |
1420898292 | 1420908356 | t3_2rynto | t5_2to41 | 25 | artsyalexis: TIFU by having sex [NSFW]
Well, I fucked up a few months ago.
My fiancé (Jake) and I were transitioning from an apartment to a new place so we were crashing at my mom's house for a couple of months. Our bedroom was right next door to my mom's but to make things worse she can be super intrusive. With her b... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1420898915 | 1420971873 | t3_2ryojo | t5_2to41 | 212 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my tits in chatroulette
So in not one of my proudest or most dignified moments, I was bored and went on chatroulette. I've done that a few times but never anything dirty.
I start talking to a guy and one thing leads to another and I end up taking the bra off and showing him my tits. I didn... | 9 | 23.555556 | |
1420896069 | 1420998317 | t3_2rylfh | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a racist snapchat name
Not today, but a couple of years ago, around the time snapchat became popular.
When I first got my snapchat, I only did because a *guy* told me to. So of course I tried to be funny and named it "slaveryrox" (not it but you get th point). This guy was extremely racist,... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1420900086 | 1420901975 | t3_2rypwk | t5_2to41 | 11 | bloodygames: TIFU by grinding my own spices
I don't really cook a lot, but at least for spices, I usually try to buy whole seeds where I can and I grind them fresh in a small spice grinder (like [this one](https://i.imgur.com/LrfVDT4.jpg) if anyone's confused about what I mean). Fresh ground spices are delicious.
Anyw... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420897070 | 1421207112 | t3_2rymgn | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting recognized as my YouTube persona at boarding school
So quick backstory: I run a very mediocre YouTube channel (in size and quality) and I have only been recognized at events before. I go to a prep school as a boarder in New England (very Dead Poet’s Society like) and no one at my school knows... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420902622 | 1420916836 | t3_2rytce | t5_2to41 | 268 | squeamish: TIFU by giving an old lady three in the pink one in the stink
I posted this a few days ago, but it was deleted because "sexual" stories are not allowed on weekdays. This happened about 8 years ago; I was in my early 30s and my uncle/his girlfriend (I'll call her Marge) were about 60.
We're out at the lake a... | 4 | 67 | |
1420905224 | 1420974350 | t3_2ryx2i | t5_2to41 | 382 | Br0nix: TIFU by destroying a customer's yacht
Second story of me screwing up at work. I was 15 at the time. It was a crazy hot summer day, one for the record books. I do not do well in the heat since I'm from Canada and love winter. Go figure.
Typical day working on the docks just filling people's boats and trying to... | 6 | 63.666667 | |
1420907456 | 1420936875 | t3_2rz0o3 | t5_2to41 | 266 | bn_anderson117: *Nsfw* TIFU by sitting too far back
First of all, no throw away acount. I'm no pussy. So this happened like 5 days ago. It all started when I thought to myself, "man, I have to shit". I'm on a job site so the only place to go is an outhouse. So there I am, in the outhouse, I sat down to shit and I start... | 9 | 29.555556 | |
1420907587 | 1420923617 | t3_2rz0vr | t5_2to41 | 23 | fahktobi: TIFU-By making my Step-Dad think I hate him
So just a little background info,no I do not hate my step-dad. He's a really nice guy,he loves my mom to death an I don't know what else to say he's just someone you cant hate.
So skipping back to this past Christmas he bought me a new phone since my old one got sto... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1420904860 | 1420914222 | t3_2rywjl | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to love someone with narcolepsy. Mildly (NSFW)
So like most TIFU posts, this did not happen today, but around August of 2013. I was 15 at the time. There was this girl that I've been seeing often around school that I happened to run into at a grocery store. I decided to go talk to her and went... | 3 | 17 | |
1420909967 | 1420919503 | t3_2rz53z | t5_2to41 | 3 | stoned_idiot: TIFU by getting high w/ a female friend and bumping into my GF and her father while stoned.
Throwaway account. This happened yesterday.
So I have this beautiful girlfriend whom I love very much, and I also have this close friend I've had for around 3 or 4 years. I used to like said friend and most people... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1420907243 | 1420936122 | t3_2rz0aq | t5_2to41 | 1 | SpaceSpaceBaby: TIFU by convincing my bf to tell me a sad story
So this happened yesterday night and my bf and I were having a grand time watching Steins;Gate (amazing anime go watch it) and getting high. Now we were at a very emotional part of the show and since I was high I was very close to tears but I was pretty aw... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1420911392 | 1420911999 | t3_2rz7my | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by waiting for semen. NSFW
So this happened around 8 hours ago.
I was in my room listening to some music, browsing the Internet. You know how browsing the Internet harmlessly, ultimately leads to porn? Yeah. That happened. Two redhead chicks going berserk on each other. 5 minutes in and I started touch... | 3 | 11 | |
1420911711 | 1420958481 | t3_2rz88b | t5_2to41 | 60 | tindertifu: TIFU by becoming a Tinder celebrity
I'm a college student at a large public university. For many reasons that I won't go into, I was late to start dating, flirting, or hooking up with girls. At first I was not really into the whole online dating thing, but everyone I knew started talking about Tinder.
I ... | 4 | 15 | |
1420909395 | 1420912764 | t3_2rz444 | t5_2to41 | 13 | YorkshireASMR: TIFU by trusting a fart
Not using a throwaway 'cos fuck it - gotta laugh about these things, right?
So, some context. I've recently been working out a lot, with the intention of getting buffer. This has meant me increasing my daily protein intake and thus, I suffer from protein farts, a lot.
So with t... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1420912809 | 1420930909 | t3_2rza8b | t5_2to41 | 7 | PoofieButthole: TIFU by surfing the internet during a business trip.
So this happend about 2 days ago but I was too embarrassed to even think about it, but now I have the guts to , so here goes nothing.
Alright, so about 5 days ago , I got selected to go with few staff on a business trip to Germany, I was excited and h... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420914084 | 1420981414 | t3_2rzcrf | t5_2to41 | 1,425 | PM_Anything_: TIFU by going to the bathroom during a Skype meeting
I work part-time for a start-up news company. Our team is no larger than 10 people, and the lead founders routinely have Skype meetings.
Today I was invited to observe their meeting since it dealt with the subject I cover. I was excited to finally be ... | 9 | 158.333333 | |
1420913774 | 1420930160 | t3_2rzc3k | t5_2to41 | 12 | ohnonotmyvagina: TIFU by going to a hotel with my brother in law.
Small amount of backstory, I am a 25 year old woman, MARRIED and I have a little girl. Not a slut.
So my brother in law and I took a couple hours of a drive to a restaurant with a nice couple that I had known for years just for a nice dinner. I never s... | 4 | 3 | |
1420911203 | 1421085850 | t3_2rz7ab | t5_2to41 | 607 | xineee: TIFU by trying to use a female condom during sex. [NSFW]
This happened last night but I reflected upon it this morning.
My boyfriend thought it would be funny to spend his healthcare flex monies on items like a breathalyzer, Hello Kitty band-aids and female condoms. I knew nothing about female condoms and half... | 8 | 75.875 | |
1420917518 | 1421034498 | t3_2rzjhg | t5_2to41 | 163 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in my hot tub [NSFW]
So this happened about a week ago. My girlfriend was over and due to circumstances that will remain unnamed because nobody wants to hear about my kinks, she was super horny. Now I'm a teenage guy so I get horny easily. Anyway, my parents were home and she isn't exactly... | 8 | 20.375 | |
1420917164 | 1420919345 | t3_2rzise | t5_2to41 | 24 | ___that_one_guy___: TIFU by hitting on/threatening my friend
So I guess I'll just jump right on into it. Last night a few friends and I decided to go to the bar to celebrate us finishing our first test of the new year.
I got a few too many in me and I was feelin it. In my blurred and drunken state, I saw my good friend... | 4 | 6 | |
1420918666 | 1420940258 | t3_2rzlni | t5_2to41 | 12 | SexyPotato69: TIFU By Forgetting to Give my Gf her Meds
I got my first gf recently! and I was really excited huge accomplishment for me, cause I'm only 16! Anyway, this happened last night. My gf lets call her (Bree) Bree and I have been dating for a week now and it's been amazing, her last bf cheated on her, and I dec... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1420919214 | 1420991142 | t3_2rzmph | t5_2to41 | 12 | rememberyerunderwear: TIFU by not wearing underwear all day
Throwaway account, obviously. This one is rather short as I'm on mobile and I don't really feel like writing an essay, and may not be much of a fuck up as the ending might not be what you expected, but I thought it was kinda silly and felt like sharing it. So ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1420921318 | 1420986547 | t3_2rzqqo | t5_2to41 | 3 | emphase: TIFU by lubing up my date
Today I Fucked Up more than any other days. I was having some sexy time with my new date on dimmed lights. After 20 minutes of pleasure, she requested lube. I said no problem, opened my bed side table drawer with one hand while caressing her with my other hand. I grabbed the Astroglid... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420917333 | 1420972872 | t3_2rzj4z | t5_2to41 | 7 | Screwed_38: TIFU by thinking...
This happened today.
Been using my gaming rig in its current condition for the past year, very few problems with it but for the past month it's been acting wierd, stuttering on BF4, taking longer to boot ect, earlier today I was gaming, I closed the game to browse the Internet and all ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420922854 | 1420925443 | t3_2rztod | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating in front of a teacher
Ive recently join reddit at the request I share my story so let me begin. Now this happened about 2 months ago but bare with me. I'm in High school and have participated in and done theater there in since freshman year, This years school musical is Into The Woods. A... | 3 | 1 | |
1420914936 | 1420949043 | t3_2rzefw | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to help my dad understand cosplay
Okay this happened a while back but bear with me here.
So my sister recently has gotten into cosplay, I don't really see the point of it, but I don't mind it either. Though she is kinda young, she doesn't go crazy with it (cosplays as dudes rather than skimp... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1420922389 | 1420953969 | t3_2rzsrj | t5_2to41 | 47 | shitsonsiding: TIFU by explosively defecating all over the side of my house.
I woke up today feeling still slightly drunk from a Friday night of heavy drinking and jumped at my roommates suggestion to go get some greasy Mexican food to sop up all the alcohol still left in my system. I was housing chips and salsa and ch... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1420924082 | 1420945385 | t3_2rzw2i | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU after blue balls
In college, I was dating this girl who didn't want to go very far and we decided to respect some boundaries. One day after an intense make out sesh I get some extremely painful blue balls. After she left, an hour later, I went to the dorm room next to me and asked my two friends if they... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1420925973 | 1420935528 | t3_2rzzp8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | eskimojoe: TIFU by putting a dick pic meant for my GF on my story on Snapchat so every one could see...
I thought it was only sent to my girlfriend. But a few minutes later, I get a message from a girl I've had a crush since high school (i.e 11 years): wtf is that pic!?"
Me: "What pic?"
Her: "The pic of some dick!"
I ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420926898 | 1420942020 | t3_2s01cq | t5_2to41 | 5 | hockeythrowaway23: TIFU by having to take a sobriety test
Using a throwaway for this.
Unlike a lot of the TIFUs, this actually happened today, albeit at 3am.
Sorry in advance for formatting. I'm on mobile.
I worked until 10pm last night and had to work at 8am today. However, one of my friends from out of town mess... | 5 | 1 | |
1420928296 | 1420954261 | t3_2s03yz | t5_2to41 | 95 | hockeyjoker: TIFU by smearing my own shit on my face.
I took a shit, wiped my ass and then absentmindedly stood up. Not thinking, I noticed how stuffed up I was and blew my nose. The rest is disgusting history.
Jarbatalapus: Why were you still holding the toilet paper when you stood up?
hockeyjoker: Who the fuck knows.... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1420928320 | 1420939956 | t3_2s040i | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing to seduce a man....
Today, I fucked up by failing to seduce a man. I have recently gone 90 days with out having sex and since I am free again to see whomever I want I went out last night intent on finding a nice man to take home and have sex with all night.
After much looking and walking aro... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420930296 | 1420934871 | t3_2s07k4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | ThrowawayName5: TIFU by showing my friend my home-made sex doll (in the likeness of a co-worker).
thesharkknightrises: This is the best fake post I've ever read.
Stalfosed: Fake or not,its fucking sick. And awesome.
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1420930595 | 1421007671 | t3_2s084k | t5_2to41 | 286 | throwaway76y: TIFU by stabbing myself in the testicle
This happened two days ago but I haven't been on a computer since it happened because of the hospital and the surgery.
I was chopping vegetables for my girlfriend, using one of those big butcher-type knives. I heard my favorite disco song play in the kitchen (Boogi... | 6 | 47.666667 | |
1420929924 | 1420943274 | t3_2s06vi | t5_2to41 | 103 | squigglewigglewiggle: TIFU by taking my dog to boarding
I take my puppy to board at the vet since she has health issues. My dog LOVES the vet. She loves every person there and gets really really excited.
So while I am waiting to check her in and verifying all the info she tangles the leash around my arm, which is norm... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1420930249 | 1420939602 | t3_2s07gx | t5_2to41 | 258 | Hestmestarn: TIFU by accidently dick slapping a girl in the face [NSFW]
Like a lot of stories on this sub, it didn't happen today.
I'm new to reddit but I had a major fuck up 10 months ago that i think you will enjoy.
 
I go to a university in southern Sweden and was one of the people who aranged the kicko... | 6 | 43 | |
1420930809 | 1420931118 | t3_2s08hq | t5_2to41 | 10 | williami6: TIFU by almost killing my girlfriend's cat
This just happened 10 minutes ago.
My girlfriend's cat is very petite and was laying on the couch asleep. I rested a small throw pillow on her to get it out of the way, and well... the weight of the pillow was enough to slow her breathing to the point where she pas... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420929780 | 1420940612 | t3_2s06m1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Nuttin_Up: TIFU while taking a shit.
OK, this actually happened a few days ago but Reddit rules wouldn't allow me to post it until today.
So, I'm in the bathroom taking my morning shit. I ran out of toilet paper and obtain a new roll.
I remove the spring loaded toilet paper hanger bar. It promptly springs out of my h... | 3 | 1 | |
1420931233 | 1420949437 | t3_2s09bh | t5_2to41 | 37 | yvesbr: TIFU by deleting several websites from a server
tl;dr at the bottom
Dear reddit, today I fucked up really bad.
Backstory: Me and a friend are having a small webdeveloping company, I am responsible for the server-management and programming and he is doing the paperwork abd stuff.
So as I was skyping with my fr... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1420931812 | 1420933742 | t3_2s0ag0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not fixing my mother's computer ASAP.
I feel sick typing this.
I work in IT (Redditor cliche), but I've been AFK for the last few days. My mother paid $400 to get malware removed from her Mac.
To make things worse, she found the people by clicking on the malware popup ad. That's right. She allowe... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420932774 | 1420934713 | t3_2s0c6h | t5_2to41 | 9 | LizardTongue: TIFU by moving a profile
My sister has always liked to have her space to herself, and so, in creating her woman-cave, she bought an Xbox 360 so she could plaster everything Bioware across her new tv. She's not the most tech-savvy, so she asked me to get it set up for her.
Today is the day I decided to do... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1420933963 | 1421003395 | t3_2s0ecm | t5_2to41 | 216 | SmellyCat22: TIFU by driving my grandma to Costco.
Today my grandma and I decided to take a trip over to Costco to do some shopping.
As we finished shopping and I was driving grandma back to her house, there came a point where the two lanes merged into one. I began to merge as a young girl comes flying up the other l... | 7 | 30.857143 | |
1420934281 | 1421071301 | t3_2s0ewc | t5_2to41 | 1,096 | moonbagel: TIFU By getting my friend to give me a BJ in the shower
I just moved into my new apartment with my friend, and we have a FWB thing going on. We decided it would have been super hot and efficient to have sex in the shower together to save water and plow each other at the same time.
Near the end of our shower... | 12 | 91.333333 | |
1420665957 | 1421144193 | t3_2ro52c | t5_2to41 | 8 | ThisGuyBanana: TIFU by getting drugged by a random philippino dude
As most of the stories this didn't happen today, it happened half a year ago in Philippines. So i have decided to study abroad for one semester in South Korea in which me and my couple friends bought some tickets to a different country. Our destination ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1420934063 | 1420952737 | t3_2s0eip | t5_2to41 | 45 | prashantjsingh: TIFU by singing James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" on a conference call.
So, I was on a conference call with about 40 other employees. I had the phone on speaker and mute, was asked a question, took the phone off of speaker and mute, answered the question, then put it back on speaker (but only on speaker)... | 3 | 15 | |
1420935486 | 1420951850 | t3_2s0h1z | t5_2to41 | 5 | perlkat: TIFU by making my roommate cry
First, a little explanation: my roommate's boyfriend is my boyfriend's roommate, and every Friday night two of us switch rooms so we can sleepover with our SO's. This week my boyfriend and I are celebrating a milestone in our relationship, so to celebrate, my roommate arranged th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420939772 | 1420940210 | t3_2s0oiy | t5_2to41 | 4 | Yellow_Brick_Road: TIFU by putting the wrong anniversary date on Facebook
teatowls: If you're really that concerned set it to private then change it and make it public again, that should do it.
Yellow_Brick_Road: I didn't even think about that. Thank you!
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420937772 | 1420942801 | t3_2s0l0c | t5_2to41 | 28 | letos11: TIFU by sneezing during an exam.
There I was, my most important exam of the semester, algebra, been studying almost 3 weeks for it, was extremely prepared to get an epic mark today, what could really go wrong :D
Been kinda sick during the week with a cold and yesterday dont remember what I really ate but some... | 4 | 7 | |
1420940121 | 1420944242 | t3_2s0p6a | t5_2to41 | 6 | snorting_gummybears: TIFU by pulling the fire alarm
Captain-Zebra-Tits: You got detention for pulling the fire alarm when there was a fire? That's ridiculous...
snorting_gummybears: **eyeroll** Ikr?!!
Captain-Zebra-Tits: "sorry for saving the school from burning down!" See who comes to the rescue next time there's a ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420940261 | 1420960581 | t3_2s0per | t5_2to41 | 87 | zjay92: TIFU by refusing to lose a bet
Today (couple months ago), I fucked up by taking a bet that I couldn't eat 3 whole habanero peppers.
So I'm hanging with some buddies and they were growing some peppers. We're drinking a couple beers and eventually this bet starts getting offered for a case of beer. Now, as a ni... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1420940592 | 1420946159 | t3_2s0py1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting on a bus
Yo so get this. I'm taking a shit on the Boltbus on a 3 hour trip. Figure fuck it and just start rippin my G-Pen, enjoy this ride home. And ya know I got time, imma beat one out too. Got a nice porno on the 6+. 10 minutes in I'm getting ready to nut and the door pops open to a black... | 3 | 1 | |
1420940718 | 1420941867 | t3_2s0q5g | t5_2to41 | 2 | huntertarp: TIfU by not getting enough sleep and being a ass hole to my girlfriend
cornholio-the-great: i have no idea why she is mad.
huntertarp: Well I've kida just been depressing to be around today and I've been kida a ass hole about the job thing I really wated the job and I'm more qualifed then her but I guess I... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420942185 | 1420942452 | t3_2s0so2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not showering sine Tuesday
kabukicho69: Just jack off. Problem solved.
obeasesnowflake: Might wanna spray some fabreeze on your taint before you jerk off. There's got to be some frumunda cheese smell wafting through the air. Unless you enjoy your own brand, then huff that stuff
| 3 | 1 | |
1420942304 | 1420942395 | t3_2s0sv3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | DisgustingThrowaway5: TIFU by not showering for 3 days. [NSFW]
ninjacompoop: [Smegma](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smegma)
autourbanbot: *Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of* [***smegma***](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smegma) :
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>Buildup of skin and other crud found ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420941565 | 1420977326 | t3_2s0rml | t5_2to41 | 1,034 | BILLYNOOO: TIFU by shitting in a McDonalds Cup, and onto a porch.
This happened quite a few years ago, but this sub is just too damn fun.
One night, my friends from highschool and I were having some drinks. We got a little drunk, and thought we wanted to play a prank on this fucker down the road. We decided to shit on... | 12 | 86.166667 | |
1420942892 | 1420944319 | t3_2s0tss | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Getting excited prematurely for naughty time with the wife.
The wife was going through her daily beauty routine when I noticed that today she was trimming up her lady area. I didn't say anything because I didn't want to jinx the action I was sure to get. Later in the day she casually mentioned that s... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420942910 | 1420944094 | t3_2s0ttv | t5_2to41 | 10 | joelw82: TIFU by walking into the womans bathroom at walmart [Im a dude] and mistaking a butchy lesbian for a dude
Yep. Its christmas eve and it mad packed in the walmart. Due to my crippling social anxiety, I avoided eye contact with anyone. Im a dumbass and Im searching the last minute for christmas gifts so needless... | 5 | 2 | |
1420943251 | 1420945240 | t3_2s0ude | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by jacking off without lube [NSFW]
i_r_serious: Too bad both of your arms weren't broken...
Remaining_Nameless: No no no no noooo!
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420942955 | 1420975968 | t3_2s0twq | t5_2to41 | 148 | oKryy: TIFU by masturbating in an airplane bathroom [NSFW]
Twas a simple day I was 9 years old and my family and I were getting on a flight to go to Orlando Florida everything was going good as we were getting on the flight besides a defrost time that delayed us back half an hour that shit suck ass avoid those at all c... | 6 | 24.666667 | |
1420944700 | 1420946464 | t3_2s0ws1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | BabyRuth94: TIFU by not doing laundry
maltedbacon: What century are you living in that he isn't responsible for dressing himself and he has any authority to tell you where you can or cannot go?
BabyRuth94: The 2015th one! Which one are you living in? lol
It just makes life easier and more fun when he gives me limits.... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1420943081 | 1420972618 | t3_2s0u3i | t5_2to41 | 20 | tonzofo: TIFU While guarding a friend while he took a dump.
This happened while I was attending Catholic grade school. Now I am unsure on how your schools worked but in mine generally if you were found doing your 'doodie' you would likely be mocked and your 'work' would probably be inspected and laughed at. So understa... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1420946735 | 1420984515 | t3_2s104q | t5_2to41 | 66 | patticapulet: TIFU by bringing ALL of my money to the pace where all cash goes to die: a casino.
Actually two days ago.
So I was in the process of transferring all of my funds from one bank to another. Figured I'd go from atm to atm. Except I forgot all about my loaded wallet.
Flew out to NM to do some service with m... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1420948159 | 1420953632 | t3_2s12d3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU Threw up on a professor
PSA: Alternative account because I know people. Also, definitely happened about 6 months ago.
Let me give the background first. I was in a senior design class that lasts a year, or a full two semesters, in which grades in each semester given solely on a presentation at the end ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1420950133 | 1420965217 | t3_2s15hh | t5_2to41 | 24 | Mymvenom001: TIFU by Masturbating with the door open.
So Here I am This happened 2 secs ago,might have been less,i am in my room With the door open and really horny,I say LETS FAP its always a good idea (my Lower part of the body is blocked by My Desk So i thought my penis wouldnt be seen if someone entered the room,So... | 6 | 4 | |
1420945422 | 1420956073 | t3_2s0xye | t5_2to41 | 11 | Prisaneify: TIFU by almost walking in on someone while she was peeing
*sigh* this just happened about 30 minute ago. I'm volunteering at the women's and children's homeless shelter, as I often do. It was my first time giving a tour and we only have one single woman here tonight. I had told her that we were gonna come l... | 3 | 3.666667 |
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