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1420945843 | 1420965811 | t3_2s0ymw | t5_2to41 | 18 | Corikk: TIFU by getting a bloody nose...
So this happened a week and a half ago or sometime around New Year's and thought this would just be another story to tell because I didn't think it was long enough for a TIFU, but a friend thought otherwise so here you go:
So, remember when you were in elementary school and how... | 6 | 3 | |
1420951287 | 1420951937 | t3_2s177o | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by letting my girlfriend see my phone.
Okay, So me and this girl have been together for about 3 months. We've never had a fight or any reason to doubt each other. We've known each other a couple years, so we're really good friends.
Tonight she was going through my phone to put an alarm on it, and coul... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420951391 | 1420954747 | t3_2s17ca | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my best friend if she was virgin
Zaytoven: Yep, you fucked up. Best make it up to her somehow, or at least explain how it was stupid of you to say something before thinking about it
AnotherOfTheseUsers: I'm working on it, but it's hard to do it
Zaytoven: Been in your shoes for a the same reas... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1420952547 | 1420981945 | t3_2s1931 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Hibear: TIFU by joking about my cousin's 3 Dildos
kaosdaklown: so, am i the only one wondering what her explanation was?
shitty_banner_tat: http://imgur.com/plFuehX
Hibear: This.
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1420952644 | 1420959190 | t3_2s197i | t5_2to41 | 9 | Sasha_Fire: TIFU By starting a fire in my microwave even after seeing that Meme for months now.
Well....safe to say that the popular Meme going around of that kid standing beside a microwave with dumb look did just happen to me. I could swear these are microwave safe but..apparently they're not anymore. About ten secon... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1420951567 | 1421004353 | t3_2s17m5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by being Tricked into Eating Molten Lava
Reddit, I fucked up by being tricked into eating Flashbang hot sauce.
I was wandering around a Pepper Palace with my wife looking at the various sauces, just having a good time. Suddenly, I noticed a hotsauce that was under lock and key. The clerk, having notic... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1420952668 | 1420955429 | t3_2s1994 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my girlfriend of nearly 6 years.
Okay reddit, I've got a major and long storied fuck up that is extremely serious as I sit here in my self-loathing; this just happened about 5 minutes ago.
Keep in mind, most of these events occurred in the first year we were dating, almost 5 years ago.
*... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1420952880 | 1420958283 | t3_2s19kx | t5_2to41 | 0 | jayjaynore: TIFU by not kissing on the first date
pbj986: >I realize how drunk I am when I get up out of the car to stand.
>I hopped in my car with the quickness and peeled out.
You are the worst kind of piece of shit there is. I sincerely hope you wrap your car around a tree one day so others don't suffer fro... | 3 | 0 | |
1420952930 | 1421027441 | t3_2s19nu | t5_2to41 | 21 | RUlax23: TIFU by not getting my McDonald's
Last night I was just finishing work and I went to the local McDonald's. I called my mom and was chatting with her and ordered my food. Paid at the first window. 10 minutes later, I'm on the highway, and I am still on Bluetooth with my mom and I lean over to grab a fry and re... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1420953513 | 1420958560 | t3_2s1aiy | t5_2to41 | 20 | shiggittyshwaa: TIFU by accidentally stabbing myself in the abdomen.
Not me, but my friend (I was the one he called to take him to the E.R)
So it was a regular Wednesday night when I got a very casual message from my friend telling me how he accidentally stabbed himself and that he might need stiches. http://imgur.com... | 5 | 4 | |
1420954066 | 1421045794 | t3_2s1bdc | t5_2to41 | 47 | mrmonkey86: TIFU by trying to show my bf's parents pictures of our Cali trip on the big screen
This happened to my gf's sister but I'll tell it as I heard it from her perspective.
BF and I have been dating a while, he lives with his parents and I'm pretty close with the entire family. Bf is out of town and his parents... | 8 | 5.875 | |
1420952730 | 1420990789 | t3_2s19cj | t5_2to41 | 21 | tofuboobies: TIFU by being paranoid
I live in a country where a lot of crimes (theft, mostly) happen in public transportation. Being the paranoid that I am, I not only carry a swiss knife in my bag, but I also enrolled myself in basic self-defense classes, and carried the strongest pepper-spray sold in town. I am femal... | 3 | 7 | |
1420952147 | 1420978552 | t3_2s18hv | t5_2to41 | 7 | LoneWords: TIFU by opening a can of sparkling Dasani water
It was lemon-flavored, Dasani brand. I opened it and the can spewed several small droplets onto my touchscreen work computer, permanently discoloring it.
CrazieMexican: How? Can't you just wipe it off?
LoneWords: i did. now its discolored where the liquid hit
... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420955602 | 1420984830 | t3_2s1dib | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU By using Paper towel as the cum cleaner.
So earlier today after everyone had gone off doing their own thing I decided to masturbate off. I don't normally do this and recently I've been a little stressed out so I figured, Why not. In our upstairs bathroom I then noticed, "Shit, There's no toilet p... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420956096 | 1420974208 | t3_2s1e92 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by waxing my labia
So I usually just wax the sides of my vagina, where you can see when wearing a bikini bottom, because I wear leotards a lot for dance. Well today my dog decided to jump on me while I was doing that. My arm jerked and I glued my labia together with wax. HOLY FUCK it hurt.
Im... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1420956232 | 1420956599 | t3_2s1eg0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Wolf612: TIFU by taking a poop in a broken toilet
TIFU by taking a shit in a broken toilet
I'm 14 years old and i went over to my friends house to watch the Ravens vs. Patriots game. A friend of mine made chili and it had some peppers that were mildly hot inside. It was the best thing ever. I devoured that chili like ... | 3 | 5 | |
1420955850 | 1420957551 | t3_2s1dvd | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU (The time me and my younger brother took a bath together)
Okay this happend many years ago.. as kids, and almost being the same age me and my brother have always done stuff together.. the sad part is that we weren't that young to be "kids" we were actually 12 or 13, I think. So this one time we went to ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1420956858 | 1421139376 | t3_2s1faq | t5_2to41 | 7 | A-E-I-O-U_sometimesY: TIFU by cracking the exhaust piping on my car
Jackin_The_Beanstalk: It's just a cracked header, worse things can happen. But with the air filter being out of place, I'd be making sure there isn't any backfiring going on. Sounds like both sides of the cylinder had some serious pressure.
A-E-I-O-U... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1420957635 | 1421030979 | t3_2s1gbb | t5_2to41 | 5,270 | Fallen_Spaz: TIFU: By trying to be a dick
Well reddit, today I done fucked up.
I work at a burger joint as a cook and have a pretty cool manager. By pretty cool manager I mean the guy fucks around with us a lot, we will have random slap fights, hide each others shit, spike co-workers drinks with sauces, just tomfooler... | 14 | 376.428571 | |
1420957998 | 1420968392 | t3_2s1gr8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | monkeytubbies: TIFU by not locking my panties drawer.
Shenko-wolf: You're a guy and you refer to your underwear as *panties*? Through the looking glass here, people!
Thatslyb: He is transgender. That was the "clever" catch at the end was he hit you with that line. Otherwise he would have said it at first
Shenko-wolf: ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420956304 | 1421115204 | t3_2s1eje | t5_2to41 | 3 | NG96: TIFU by making a shop assistant think I'm a drug dealer
I was with my friend, and the small baggy (same things that weed comes in) that he keeps his piercing in had ripped. We were shopping, and he had to go to the bathroom so I figured I would help a friend in a bad place out and get him something else to put hi... | 3 | 1 | |
1420960105 | 1421226881 | t3_2s1jbj | t5_2to41 | 6 | brighidson: TIFU Not sure, but here goes
callmejenkins: Wrong sub. Depressing stories and attached annotations about life are for another sub. This is the: I did something unbelievably fucking stupid laugh at my pain sub. As for advice, have you ever considered cutting back on the emotional vomit and trying to address... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1420958663 | 1421061595 | t3_2s1hkz | t5_2to41 | 7 | PotatoeGargler: TIFU by having the shits on a plane.
This did not happen today. It happened about 9 months ago. I was a lurker at the time, had a Reddit account, but I did not go on Reddit that much anyways so I never posted this, yet I still think about it to this day.
So I was on a high school band trip, we were hea... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420961463 | 1420963287 | t3_2s1kuu | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by possible texting at someone so angrily that I attracted the attention of the FBI
sweetpea122: In the nicest possible way, you sound like a psycho. This is not your battle and you kept on and kept on. It's kind of strange that you're so invested and it almost felt like you were trying to push him. I ... | 5 | 2 | |
1420964941 | 1421033307 | t3_2s1ob4 | t5_2to41 | 94 | myblunda: TIFU by winking at a girl in church.
So this just recently happened to me. I go to Church every week and there is this very pretty blonde girl that I see every week there. I've attempted/thought about going up and talking to her but I am a pansy. Anyways to the fuck up.
So I'm sitting down during the Homily ... | 9 | 10.444444 | |
1420968153 | 1420970627 | t3_2s1r1v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a hero and [lawfully] brandishing my gun
(Throwaway, for obvious reasons)
I was hanging out with my friends while they were getting ready to close up at work and head home. It was pretty quiet when all of a sudden my one buddy who works there, we'll call him Bill, saw a thug looking typ... | 4 | 1 | |
1420969177 | 1420993952 | t3_2s1rwd | t5_2to41 | 4 | Locked-Door: TIFU by not stopping for 1.5 seconds at a police checkpost
Words_of_err_: Eight dollars?
EIGHT DOLLARS?
Jeezus.
I failed to 'come to a complete stop' at the stop sign at the end of my street.
There would have been nothing in it.
$300 and 2 points off the licence.
Ayy baby, u wanna live in the most ... | 4 | 1 | |
1420971369 | 1421014774 | t3_2s1tmd | t5_2to41 | 81 | TheNobleCasserole: TIFU by starting a toddler riot
As every TIFU goes, this happened today, and totally not years ago. I am a eight year old child attending church, I am sent up to the 'kids church' to watch the 'kids sermon' anyway they collect a few kids to the front of the room for an example. The example goes like ... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1420974163 | 1421039897 | t3_2s1vwy | t5_2to41 | 2 | fuckin_jesus_man: TIFU by screenshotting my friends pic on snapchat and posting it in the wrong whatsapp chat
Okay so let me set the scene for you, me and a couple of my friends were all on our teamspeak server yesterday night (just a better version of a skype call for those of you who don't know) while this party is g... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1420974361 | 1421078780 | t3_2s1w2f | t5_2to41 | 273 | thinkgreatbegreat: TIFU by yelling at a teenager at the drive thru.
To preface, I'm generally a really nice guy.
This happened a while back and I just now decided to share it with the world because I still feel bad about it.
I was coming off of 24 duty and decided to swing through the Mexican drive thru to pick up a ... | 6 | 45.5 | |
1420975271 | 1420985109 | t3_2s1wto | t5_2to41 | 11 | betrayed_by_a_boner: TIFU By hugging a coworker
Throwaway for reasons.
I work in a pub and one of the girls at work is having some real trouble dealing with anxiety and depression at the minute, she's just been put on a fairly hefty dose of antidepressants and is in that stage where they really fucking suck right befo... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420972731 | 1421053204 | t3_2s1uqi | t5_2to41 | 249 | KamiB: TIFU by impregnating my fictional six-year-old daughter
Having enjoyed the subreddit anon for some time, I felt it was time to account up and share my all-time favourite fuck-up.
In the tradition of many other classic fuck-ups, this actually happened several years ago now. I was an undergrad at university, and ... | 6 | 41.5 | |
1420977861 | 1421083405 | t3_2s1z1z | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my girlfriend believe that I cheated on her.
Apologies in advance about the grammar, I'm hungover and it's been a long morning.
So about two months ago my gf went to visit her mum in Poland, she was there for about 3 weeks. We mostly communicated through Skype and what's app, but when she wa... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420977963 | 1421106422 | t3_2s1z64 | t5_2to41 | 8 | NewB19: TIFU by accidently ripping myself off
I sold a phone on ebay. The guy was unsatisfied, so he filed a case for a refund. I offered a generous partial refund. The greedy rainbow loving mothereffer asked for double. Unfortunately, I ended up accidently refunding the entire amount. I thought he would get refunded o... | 4 | 2 | |
1420997403 | 1421006892 | t3_2s205j | t5_2to41 | -14 | [deleted]: It didn't matter, he wasn't lying, if she didn't ask. He doesn't have to tell her.
sweetpea122: Um what? That's a pretty big issue. Sexual preference is something your spouse should know about
[deleted]: How, he only fantasizes about men. You don't tell your wife what you jerk off to, She doesn't need to kno... | 7 | -2 | |
1420981098 | 1420998355 | t3_2s21uz | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking away from a bunch of horny virgins.
Long time lurker here, and I've always loved TIFU. Happy to contribute to an awesome community.
This happened last night, and lets be honest it was the perfect dream, except in reality. For all of you who have moral problems with this story, well good on y... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1420985104 | 1421065329 | t3_2s260c | t5_2to41 | 89 | Notty_PriNcE: TIFU by commenting on an /r/Android post
It was a fine Sunday evening for me and I was checking reddit and saw a post on /r/Android (one of the reason why I use reddit). The post was about an app that will help sync different android devices.
I didn't know about such app so I commented "Looks good to me... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1420976203 | 1420990933 | t3_2s1xmv | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by running on a treadmill barefoot
I usually run outdoors, but we recently got a huge snowfall in my area, so I decided to dust off my treadmill, which I use for a coat rack at this point.
Anyway, I ran for about 35 minutes at 6 mph, and when I finished I noticed that the skin on the bottom of my feet ... | 3 | 3 | |
1420990844 | 1421030568 | t3_2s2dky | t5_2to41 | 270 | lilpupp: TIFU by trusting the "red wine" stain...
Happened two days ago at my house party. Was extremely drunk when my friend pointed out a stain on my beige couch.
Me: "Oh don't worry it's just some red wine!"
*cue unnecessary action by me*
I touched the stain and sniff. I quickly realize that it isn't red wine. An... | 8 | 33.75 | |
1420993027 | 1431391648 | t3_2s2gzy | t5_2to41 | 308 | grawvyrobber: TIFU by getting high for the first time [NSFW]
Not a throwaway because IDGAF.
Mandatory TIFU this happened a month or so ago.
It all started a few months ago, when I was randomly on facebook. I noticed that one of my friends from college had moved to the big city where I reside. I liked her status, an... | 6 | 51.333333 | |
1420993206 | 1421041248 | t3_2s2hb7 | t5_2to41 | 99 | johnthemonkey123: TIFU by sexting my step mother
Tonight I was sexting a fuck buddy from my laptop. Needless to say its late and I didn't realize I had closed his text message and had one from my step mother open. Anyways I proceeded to text her that I was going to jerk off thinking about her blowing me and go to bed. ... | 9 | 11 | |
1420993639 | 1421152701 | t3_2s2i0j | t5_2to41 | 599 | hunt4it: TIFU by itching my ass with a very expensive chair.
I work as a valet at a top 15 Country Club in the United States, I drive cars that cost more than a house I would own in my lifetime, well I worked this morning for Sunday Breakfast, it was freezing so I layered up, well it got a little too cold for me so I w... | 13 | 46.076923 | |
1420993844 | 1420994566 | t3_2s2ie6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By punching a kid with down syndrome in the face.
So this did not happen today, in fact it happened many ages ago in grade school. It was a crisp spring morning the day that I punched a kid with down syndrome in the face. My class right before lunch, just before noon, was gym class. On this particular d... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420993782 | 1421018849 | t3_2s2i9q | t5_2to41 | 44 | TheFuyNooneknows: TIFU by cooking chicken nuggets
Okay so last night my parents were out of town and I decided that it would be a good idea to stay up all night and play games
Well it was about 4 am and I hadn't had dinner yet so I walked into the kitchen and pulled the deep fryer out
I turned the cooker on and grab... | 4 | 11 | |
1420980884 | 1421008236 | t3_2s21oc | t5_2to41 | 4 | MASS_BOOGIES: TIFU: By riding shotgun on a 6 hour road trip to San Diego
My dad, his girlfriend, cousin, uncle, brother and I were on a road trip to San Diego in a rental car with some really hard leather seats, the car was an Explorer. After a stop at a gas station, I got back in the car and sat on that part where the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420990556 | 1421005893 | t3_2s2d6f | t5_2to41 | 8 | cry_: TIFU: Sharing my opinion on a project
This happened few hours ago.
So owners of my company and project manager were having a meeting about a project with a client, and i was not on the meeting. The client came from another country and relative of one of the owners.
We were developing a mobile app, and our desig... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421001049 | 1421082410 | t3_2s2viy | t5_2to41 | 1,919 | ImaginaryRealist: TIFU by helping a girl on the bus (NSFW)
This all happened about a year ago. School had just let out, and my friends and I decided to throw a party with the money we saved instead of using it for a road trip. The whole thing was a success, no fights, ashes, or puke in anything other than designated tr... | 10 | 191.9 | |
1421001041 | 1421031145 | t3_2s2vig | t5_2to41 | 173 | SHITS_IN_SHOWER: TIFU by overestimating the effective time of a suppository and making steamy poop stew
Obligatory "sorry for the wall of text", but context is necessary and I assure you this is a very worthy fuck-up.
Let me preface by stating I am a C6 quadriplegic incomplete. Meaning, I have feeling and movement mos... | 4 | 43.25 | |
1421004216 | 1421433047 | t3_2s31ox | t5_2to41 | 12 | Dargexx: TIFU by saying I would donate 35 dollars.
A police department called me and asked if I could donate 35, 50 or 75 dollars. I said "I don't know" awkwardly and asked if they had a location. They said Grand Rapids and that no one ever asked that question before. They asked again if I would like to donate and I... | 4 | 3 | |
1420998330 | 1421014161 | t3_2s2qid | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing my best Forrest Gump impression
Happened a few weeks ago, just now dealing.
A group of friends and I went out for some ice cream one evening. Being broke as a joke, we all decided that McDonalds was probably the best bang for our buck. We got our cones and found a table.
Earlier that night,... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1421003763 | 1421005286 | t3_2s30ro | t5_2to41 | 9 | arstarbox: TIFU by drawing a dog in class
This happened about a month ago, but I thought I should post it now. Anyway, so I was sitting in my high school biology class. We were reviewing for a test coming up in a few days, so my teacher said we could take notes on the review questions. Since I was bored I didn't know w... | 3 | 3 | |
1421005896 | 1421097230 | t3_2s3535 | t5_2to41 | 57 | squigcvex: TIFU by accidentally making my temporary mum cry
I'm still not sure what really happened here, it was incredibly confusing.
So I'm on exchange in France at the moment and I basically live with a family for 2 months to experience France and speak and learn French. The boy who's my age in the family learns Eng... | 9 | 6.333333 | |
1421006452 | 1421090605 | t3_2s368q | t5_2to41 | 16 | ugotknockedthefukout: TIFU by punching a guy in the face
I was going to the local mall with 2 friends, and all of the sudden 5 guys appear and start asking us for money, so being the smart guy I am, I ignored and moved on. But my friends didn't. So 3 guys grabbed my friend's cellphone and pushed him to the ground, I tu... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1421007122 | 1421013971 | t3_2s37mu | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating at 3 AM
After being woken up by a horrible dream, I decided to relax some before trying to sleep again. I put on my earbuds and played my music like i usually do every night and started browsing reddit. After a couple of hours, I put my phone down and tried to sleep but I wasnt in the mo... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1421001472 | 1421106446 | t3_2s2wcc | t5_2to41 | 21 | markymarkfro: TIFU by taking a shit at work
So today about an hour ago I'm at work feeling like shit from the night before and I get the feeling that I need to piss, so I go to the washroom and try but it's not happening, so I decide to take a shit. About half way through I look down and I see there's piss all over the... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1421007934 | 1421029080 | t3_2s398z | t5_2to41 | 31 | Plagueshadow: TIFU by using bad grammar
So i was talking to this girl today and she kept on correcting my grammar. Unbeknownst to me that she was of German descent I jokingly said "you grammar Nazi." She reported me and blocked me and now i am facing a 3 day ban :(
Edit: Thanks y'all at least a lot of others take it a... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1421006847 | 1421099887 | t3_2s372d | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a train... in a snowstorm.
So i live in Sweden, and during this time of the year we have snow... A lot of it. And especially today. There was a storm yesterday and it was snowing all day and also during the night, so it's currently snow EVERYWHERE.
Anyhow, today I was headed to a pretty impo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421008827 | 1421223486 | t3_2s3b1u | t5_2to41 | 8,242 | mermaiddrops: TIFU by masturbating in the bath
When I was 15, (not today but whatevs) whilst I was home alone I discovered masturbating.
For a prudish shy teenage girl, I was totally addicted, but unfortunately lived in a house with 4 siblings and paper thin walls. Online it recommended using the bath tap or shower he... | 21 | 392.47619 | |
1421009955 | 1421167602 | t3_2s3d52 | t5_2to41 | 18 | VladimirPutinItInYou: TIFU by Burning My Penis [NSFW]
Today started like any other day.
I woke up, took a shower, and sat on my ass in my pajamas. at around noon I put some Mr. Noodles in the microwave in a flimsy Tupperware bowl. right after this I started up a game of StarCraft 2 Squadron Tower Defense. I was in the ... | 6 | 3 | |
1421006247 | 1421015426 | t3_2s35ti | t5_2to41 | 23 | effingpeppers: TIFU by grabbing my terrified hiding rat
So this actually happened years ago, during my senior year in high school. I decided I wanted to have rats as pets... 2 adorable little rats and a huge cage later, I am thrilled! The issue lies in how one of the rats was terrified and would escape through the bars... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1421009871 | 1421065058 | t3_2s3d1e | t5_2to41 | 11 | HahahP00P: TIFU by taking a poop and there was no toilet paper....
I had to crawl to the pantry to get some but along the way I accidentally dropped a turd on the floor.
Proof? Obv... http://imgur.com/pIGMdWH
cshi: I hope you cleaned it up yourself, it is inhumane to expect some other person to clean it up.
idoit4da... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421012341 | 1421016394 | t3_2s3i6f | t5_2to41 | 4 | DoTheDinosaur: TIFU by blowing my nose
Well Reddit, I dun goofed. I've been here in the bathroom for 30 minutes all because I blew my nose with the last piece of toilet paper on the roll. Now I don't have anything to wipe with so I'm just stuck here browsing on Reddit while waiting for a chance to make a mad dash downs... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421005564 | 1421015102 | t3_2s34gd | t5_2to41 | 8 | _siriuslyme: TIFU by trying to make a fire in the fireplace.
This happened yesterday. So Im home alone this weekend, and my family is 6 hours away. My house is feeling a bit chilly, but I dont want to heat up the whole thing for just one person so I decided to make a fire. The firewood is in the shed outside. I live in... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421009401 | 1421091805 | t3_2s3c6d | t5_2to41 | 14 | Krinkyl: TIFU by getting a boner right before a church ceremony
As the title says, I was at church during a ceremonial lecture for people who had recently passed away. Right before I'm supposed to go up, I pop a boner. Using my quick thinking skills, i waistband it and head on up to talk. Upon going up, I hear several ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421002818 | 1421031482 | t3_2s2ywk | t5_2to41 | 10 | unknownphillosopher: TIFU: buying my dog a bark collar
So for some context me and my wife bought a Pomeranian puppy about 4 months ago. hes about 8 months old now. And trust me when I tell you guys that I have done everything right training him but I cant get him to stop barking. it's constant it annoys me all day a... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1421013202 | 1421017237 | t3_2s3k0e | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing a car crash
(I spoke this story **THEN** typed it - So less a narration/more the story of the FU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeCrDKrFoVE
The only thing I'll preface this with is to say that with certain references I'm really stupid in that I need to complete or make it apparent wher... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1421012642 | 1421034480 | t3_2s3iu8 | t5_2to41 | 451 | TheMoodieSwede: TIFU BY getting a hard-on next to crush
Happened like 4 days ago but even so whatever. So i'm a 17 y/o (m) and really like this girl not only as a friend but more and I think she DID before this situation.
So it's the day of the lecture i share with her, it starts like all lessons we sit down have a li... | 13 | 34.692308 | |
1421014292 | 1421022669 | t3_2s3m7r | t5_2to41 | 89 | joshuajb3: TIFU by mixing alcohol and having a invisibility cloak
This happened Saturday night and early Sunday morning.
Basically I have some times have panic attacks when I drink alcohol and this time it went down hill.
This was the first party that I was hosting, naturally I was very nervous. My best bro came ro... | 8 | 11.125 | |
1421013974 | 1421021828 | t3_2s3ll7 | t5_2to41 | 39 | BlameThePlane: TIFU by taking P.E. softball too seriously
Hey guys, I'm a short-time lurker, but happy to post. We are going to take a flashback to four years ago. I was in eighth grade and was overly hyper of everything. I loved (and still do) playing sports and it was finally spring. We had just gotten past the 2012 ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1421015503 | 1421128371 | t3_2s3oqg | t5_2to41 | 16 | deadmurphy: TIFU surfing an argument with the wife.
*During
This happened yesterday. I woke up to hear her on the phone with her mom, complaining of various things. I missed part of the conversation and thought she was bitching about me, and I got pissed.
Kept my distance for a bit, then she snapped at me about my att... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1421018719 | 1421023637 | t3_2s3v2j | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my hair straightener as a dildo
TIFU reddit. So a while back I was really in the mood and wanted to fuck myself with something ASAP. The only thing I could find that was big enough to feel good was this mini hair straightener that I never used. So I went ahead, did the deed, wiped the straighte... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421016807 | 1421125546 | t3_2s3raf | t5_2to41 | 13 | Vylsius: TIFU by hanging out with a friend instead of going to work.
To preface this, I'm a 16 year old dude who works in a kitchen with my dad and brother as a toastboy. A toastboy, or toastmaker as I prefer, is basically just a kid who makes toast for breakfast orders on weekend mornings so the waitresses can focus o... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1421020116 | 1421020618 | t3_2s3xou | t5_2to41 | 3 | Illistnoise: TIFU by not seeing my classmate naked.
[deleted]: "Today I fucked up"
4 months ago I started writing a fictional story.
[deleted]: Today I post it on reddit and fuck up.
Illistnoise: Won't waste time arguing seeing as you've made up your mind. Just wondering what criteria you use to judge a post's authent... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421020364 | 1421039345 | t3_2s3y5e | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU For leaving my computer on while I slept.
So this fuck up didn't happen today it happened in March of 2013.
So I wake up one morning to find a [Teamviewer](http://www.teamviewer.com) disconnect screen on my laptop. It said something like, Thanks for using teamviewer and something about upgrading to a fu... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1421018898 | 1421128667 | t3_2s3vdk | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU By Trying to be Sexy
Today I decided to show off my new underwear to my boyfriend. He had just finished working out and was coming upstairs to shower, where he found me in nothing but my panties, leaned over the side of the bed. Initially he looked aroused, but after pulling my undies down he pursed his... | 4 | 22.25 | |
1421022187 | 1421088493 | t3_2s41ph | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my fiancée marijuana
I still can't believe how stupid I am.
I met my fiancée in Korea, and when we visited the states we went to go visit my friend in Colorado. We go bar hopping for a little bit then go back to his place.
She throws up from the alcohol.
"You know what, I think a bong hit ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1421022312 | 1421035286 | t3_2s41xv | t5_2to41 | 504 | tryinhero: TIFU by forgetting that I wasn't in school
This happened earlier today, this morning at church to be exact. So I'm 17 and a junior in high school. That's why this happened...
So I was sitting in Sunday school. The Jr. High pastor is leading both Jr. and Sr. High today. I like him, he's a good guy. He likes ... | 6 | 84 | |
1421022361 | 1421030912 | t3_2s4213 | t5_2to41 | 5 | OprahsCouch: TIFU By drunk texting...
A beautiful woman was placed back into my life a few weeks back after 4 years. I haven't seen her since or talked to her since my sophomore year of college. I've always cared deeply for her and just couldn't believe that she was back. We've been Skyping 2 or 3 times a week and p... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421022257 | 1421024411 | t3_2s41tr | t5_2to41 | 6 | brujon: TIFU by lighting a cigarette after sex
Booblicle: /r/stopsmoking
Your fuck up is you decided to date a non smoker, as a smoker. Although she can give you motivation to quit, it is ultimately up to you to decide when you're done with them and ready to move on.
brujon: I've dated plenty of nonsmokers before. I'... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421023729 | 1421027213 | t3_2s44iz | t5_2to41 | 286 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a crap in a stranger's house
*UPDATE*
Let me get this out of the way, I did not break into this person's house. I work for a complex of houses/apartments. Part of the deal of renting out a place here, is that we have keys on file for things like plumbing problems, police needing access to a ... | 4 | 71.5 | |
1421023559 | 1421025178 | t3_2s447t | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking up an already fucked up marriage
poopyish: Were you two consenting adults? Sounds like it. Let's hope you're an adult anyway cuz that's a whole 'nother thing and changes this story. Fact is, she chose you out of anger at her hubby or she already had a thing for you and this was her opportuni... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421024255 | 1421030081 | t3_2s45ik | t5_2to41 | 7 | scarwizard: TIFU by using and screenshot-ing a snapchat
I created a snapchat yesterday. I added everyone on my contacts and well I started receiving some snaps. And I didn't know that I had added this girl I had met in a bar and had a one night stand with. I had asked for her number first and then later had gone down o... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421025316 | 1421025479 | t3_2s47h6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by describing how far I would go for a girl
So this happened last night. I was hanging out with a small group of friends (all guys, one is gay) before we go hit up downtown. I was trying to describe this beautiful girl to my friends but had no pictures. I said, "I would even do anal with her". My friend... | 3 | 1 | |
1421026382 | 1421597978 | t3_2s49hu | t5_2to41 | 97 | pornomasterthrowaway: TIFU by uploading 1 TB of porn onto my girlfriend's 7 year old son's first computer
My girlfriend wanted to surprise her son for her 7th birthday, and wait wait, let me explain the porn.
A few weeks ago my friends started an inside joke about having 1 TB of porn on an external hard drive and trea... | 9 | 10.777778 | |
1421026403 | 1421034883 | t3_2s49j9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | modest__mouser: TIFU by trying to get a history assignment
Rewind to a few months ago. It was one of those Sundays where you realize that your procrastinating has left you with a million things to do and not enough time to do it. The biggest thing on my plate, in particular, was a US History project that was due the ne... | 3 | 1 | |
1421026448 | 1421027027 | t3_2s49m6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Dragon_Shitz: TIFU by making my crush think i'm racist
This happened to me a month ago. I had met this girl on the interwebs because we were both fans of a cartoon on the internet and had met on facebook. As time went on i thought i would be a cool idea to start a Skype group about it and she became the fifth member... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421022115 | 1421102467 | t3_2s41jz | t5_2to41 | 4 | iPeeInTheSink2: TIFU by peeing in the sink.
Trowaway becouse my friends know my reddit account.
Bit of backstory. I've been peeing in the sink for years now, i'm quite tall and the height of the sink is perfect for me.
Well today i woke up early, still tired from the day before of work and training. I stand up and w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421027158 | 1421078941 | t3_2s4ax4 | t5_2to41 | 146 | its_sorta_funny: TIFU by not paying attention while using a public bathroom
First day back to school from winter break.
Initiate stomach ache due to stress.
I jog down the hallways of my high school in a hurry after getting my hallpass signed to go to the washroom. I am in a panic because of the massive pain crawling... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1421029657 | 1421061813 | t3_2s4fk0 | t5_2to41 | 88 | Theloadeddingus: TIFU by not looking at who I was texting..
So this literally just happened. I was texting my friend about our most recent trip to a popular buffalo wing place in our area. We did their eating contest, you know the eat the hottest wings they have as fast as you can etc, etc... Our conversation was going... | 4 | 22 | |
1421029976 | 1421030123 | t3_2s4g6c | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: By accidentally mirroring porn to my TV while alone with girl I have a crush on
TIFU,
So two of my housemates friends came over for dinner. We've just finished eating and my housemate and one of friends have gone outside to smoke.
That leaves me and his other friend alone in the kitchen/living room. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421030913 | 1421031905 | t3_2s4hu3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Cubez0: TIFU, by thinking I'm the same as my friends. Then being told to go home because they wanted to get laid. Yep......
flippermode: Omg! What's the full story? !
Cubez0: Went out as a three, went to a lady friend for drinks. Then told by both to go because of things....
Doesn't help current mind Fuck im in.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421031088 | 1421109152 | t3_2s4i6d | t5_2to41 | 14 | MoonMan080: TIFU by losing my keys
I've tore my apartment apart. I can not find my keys, and classes start tomorrow. So that's great.
Edit: I finally found them. They were literally inside of my couch where the springs were. I have no idea how they even got there.
ontilt7: Look in between the cracks in your sofa or ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1421022613 | 1421104809 | t3_2s42gu | t5_2to41 | 36 | JakeCleasonsVagina: TIFU my insides
I had my first French Vanilla Coolata from Dunkin' Donuts. I'm 16 and don't drink coffee too much, I haven't stopped shitting.
simmiedude: OP, just remember, some people pay big money to have a colonic. You had yours for what? $3.50 at most?
zxDanKwan: No... OP is paying for that for... | 3 | 12 | |
1421032683 | 1421034099 | t3_2s4l32 | t5_2to41 | 8 | INeededAnotherOne: TIFU by not erasing the answering machine.
The title should tell you this is not something that happened today. It happened when I was 15 and living with my dad and step-mom. My boyfriend at the time lived an hour or two away, which, to a 15 year-old, is world-ending. We spent a LOT of time on the ph... | 4 | 2 | |
1421032863 | 1421038499 | t3_2s4leg | t5_2to41 | 11 | RedRedditer11: TIFU by dropping my pants in front of a crowd of people
So today, my band performed at our local theater, and it was a full house. The seats sold out a week before our performance. All of my friends are a packed into the audience. Our band decided that for the pants, we would wear button pants. Yes, one ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421032958 | 1421084199 | t3_2s4lkh | t5_2to41 | 241 | CDCaughtThrowaway: TIFU and possibily outed myself as a crossdresser to my family
**The backstory**
I was first exposed to crossdressing when I was about 8. I was watching an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody on Disney Channel and the premise of the episode of one of the twins crossdressing to enter a beauty... | 4 | 60.25 | |
1421032905 | 1421385204 | t3_2s4lgr | t5_2to41 | 12 | CrippledOrphans: TIFU by photoshopping my face on a woman's breasts
Back in 8th grade we were assigned a Spanish project. We had to choose a Spanish artist and create a 10-15 minute movie depicting the artist's life.
Let me start off by saying that my teacher was a psychopath. She was old and senile and had no busin... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1421034000 | 1421042977 | t3_2s4ncv | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by double parking
I went to the grocery store in my dad's mustang and since I know I suck at parking, I always go park the furthest away from everyone else. well I tried to park and I failed again with half of my car in the parking spot beside me. i dont bother trying to fix it cause its too embarrassin... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421034173 | 1421081972 | t3_2s4nno | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my wife
This actually happened a couple years ago, and I am a man posting from my wife's reddit account.
My wife and I have never really been great about using contraceptives...in fact we have always shunned the use of them which is why we have 3 kids. She is sensitive to hormonal b... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421034369 | 1421042736 | t3_2s4o0z | t5_2to41 | 34 | mr_chubaka: TIFU by saying robbery to the bank teller
Well it wasn't today, it was actually about a year ago. I lived in Hungary. And me and my then girlfriend were planning to move to the US. I called a bank in the USA, to inquire about their exchange rate. I have a non English name that has the letter 'r' in it. I wa... | 3 | 11.333333 |
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