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1421034491 | 1421094967 | t3_2s4o97 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Drauren: TIFU By Thinking on Reddit and Losing my Best Friend
WARNING LONG
TIFU By using Reddit as my thinking space, and I might have lost my best friend because of it.
One of my best friends who I considered myself very close to came out to me recently. I had a huge crush on her, and while it was a shock to hear th... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1421034720 | 1421042498 | t3_2s4ooj | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: tifu by possibly cheating
So I got fucked up last night. And I fucked up last night. Possibly.
I am home from Uni and decided to go out with some friends. Everything started off innocent enough, but I ended up blacking out hard and being a jackass; which is what always happens when I black out, but I am in ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1421035359 | 1421084263 | t3_2s4pqy | t5_2to41 | 9 | BlazerMan420: TIFU by using a dating app
Been messing around with the dating app Bristlr. It's for men with beards and chicks who dig them.
Tonight, I thought of a pretty good ice breaker. I was crushing on tinder with it so I decided to message a few girls in Bristlr since I hadn't yet. First two girls bite.
The th... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1421035245 | 1421038938 | t3_2s4pkb | t5_2to41 | 12 | niggawitabadback: TIFU by feeding my puppy fries
So this was actually two nights ago but I've been in a drunken stupor/hungover since (not related). I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks, and I invited her over to watch a movie. We stopped at a random restaurant (turned out to be one of those vegan restaurants)... | 4 | 3 | |
1421036442 | 1421042312 | t3_2s4rll | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying bagels
In late November, I was given the responsibility of handling catering for a student event on campus. Sticking to tradition I decided to order bagels and coffee for the event. To my delight when placing the order online I saw a coupon for 20% off the order. Since I was now under budget I... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1421036751 | 1429246233 | t3_2s4s3o | t5_2to41 | 8 | Phillycheeze13: TIFU by calling a girl that i like by the wrong first name
Soo, I was talking to this girl that i really like (for the sake out this arguent her name is Julia) on facebook and she invited me to her birthday party at this one bar in downtown Montreal this weekend.
I get to this crowded bar early and i c... | 4 | 2 | |
1421034222 | 1421083676 | t3_2s4nr5 | t5_2to41 | 643 | [deleted]: TIFU by worrying about the little things. Advice from my 73 year old grandfather.
Hello Reddit, about 24 hours ago my girlfriend, who I've been going out with for almost 2 years, broke up with me. I was majorly depressed and my grandfather took notice after dinner tonight. I asked him to share what he had to... | 4 | 160.75 | |
1421038120 | 1421088507 | t3_2s4uem | t5_2to41 | 3 | madrfakr: TIFU by not checking my Facebook
So I was playing games at home and my best mate calls me. Being that I'm in online game(Destiny) I decide not to answer and figured he'll call back if it was important. I finish a game and he calls back and asks if I want to hang around but me being a lazy fuck I say no,Ill pl... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421038658 | 1421107035 | t3_2s4v8g | t5_2to41 | 18 | franksymptoms: TIFU by complimenting my landlady
Landlady was a much older lady. I saw her about to leave,wearing a very nice but conservative suit. "Hey, why you wearin' your glad rags?" I asked.
"I'm going to my best friend's funeral."
erikwidi: The fuck are "glad rags"? Sounds like something people would have said ... | 6 | 3 | |
1421039125 | 1421040668 | t3_2s4w0c | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by adjusting myself (NSFW)
This happened while I was travelling in december but I mentioned it to a friend and he suggested I post it here.
So recently I qualified to be able to use the KLM Lounge in Schipol Airport, Amsterdam, and I took that sweet opportunity to take a nap in said lounge. When I wok... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421039317 | 1421106378 | t3_2s4wc4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [TIFU] by letting my aunt set me up on a date
(This was a couple years ago)
on vacation my aunt tells me that I've spent to much time with the family. She told me she knows a girl she would set me up with.
Two days later, at midnight, she shows up at my window and tells me to sneak out of the house. I fa... | 4 | 2 | |
1421040479 | 1421146382 | t3_2s4y4o | t5_2to41 | 24 | DeathByDinosaurs: TIFU by exploding my breakfast and getting evicted.
Here's one that doesn't have to do with poop, porn, or not washing your hands after handling chili peppers...
It was a year ago in July. Sweet, luscious blueberries were in season and on sale everywhere. I purchased a carton and brought it home, int... | 4 | 6 | |
1421042085 | 1421063957 | t3_2s50ix | t5_2to41 | 19 | I_got_this_guys: TIFU by leaving my vibrator on the bathroom sink
TIFU because I left my vibrator on the bathroom counter. I have my own bathroom (I'm in grad school and live on my own away from home, but I was back for part of my winter break), so after I used my vibrator I washed it off and left it to dry next to my ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1421037274 | 1421086182 | t3_2s4sz5 | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU by going for the egg
Ok... it wasn't today. It was Wednesday... the coldest day of the year. 4 pm temps were right at 0 degrees... wind chill well below zero.
My oldest got off the bus and we went inside, I got her a snack and turned on Strawberry Shortcake for her and her sister.
I decided to go lo... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1421043066 | 1421050270 | t3_2s51vk | t5_2to41 | 7 | DasPamplemousse: TIFU by accidentally revealing to a cute girl that I was stalking her.
So I'm a girl somewhere near bisexual, and a few years back I used to know this girl because we did theatre stuff together. Kind of the typical tumblr chick in a few aspects, but cute, nerdy, fun, into cosplay and things I liked. Fl... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421043797 | 1421084466 | t3_2s52t7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Idk-my-name: TIFU by letting my girlfriend go through my photos
Keeping this short and sweet. I take photos, but soon forget about them and barely ever go through them. Girlfriend asked to see my photos. Without thinking i said yeah sure. Swipe swipe swipe swipe... Swipe, suddenly me and ex naked selfies, boob grabs, a... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421044987 | 1421069596 | t3_2s54f7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | lolxddavid: TIFU by letting someone crack my back
So I was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. Really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff, but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say muc... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421044852 | 1421071895 | t3_2s547p | t5_2to41 | 1,940 | redditmakesmegiggle: TIFU by Waking up and peeing. While peeing watching my wife be suspicious about a snap that came through on her phone.
Barrybran: I'm sorry to hear you're in this position. From a cheater to a cheatee:
- take a couple of days to process everything;
- find your own space if you have to and ... | 16 | 121.25 | |
1421045476 | 1421099990 | t3_2s551u | t5_2to41 | 290 | andreafantastic: TIFU by putting ice cream on my boyfriends penis [NSFW]
This happened around New Years Eve but I didn't really feel it up until about a week ago... (pls forgive me for bad grammar, punctuation, or overall English)
OKAY SO...
I was in Connecticut with my boyfriend visiting his family and every night b... | 11 | 26.363636 | |
1421046394 | 1421097862 | t3_2s567z | t5_2to41 | 14 | WetCoastCyph: TIFU by being married to the sea
About a year ago, our custom wedding rings came in and, due to it being an online thing, we had gotten repeated sizings done from jewelers-that-weren't-making-the-ring. Two matched, ordered that size. It's about a half size too big. No worries, just a bit slip-off-y. F... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1421046938 | 1421062321 | t3_2s56vv | t5_2to41 | 20 | SuckMyHDD: TIFU by breaking HotorNot and then running into someone I "hearted".
I work IT support at a large medical facility. I made a little program that hyper-clicks based on a keyboard hot key. I could have made it just hyper click when the left mouse button is pressed, but I wanted to be a "fire and forget". Anywa... | 5 | 4 | |
1421050344 | 1421120094 | t3_2s5atw | t5_2to41 | 317 | lackofcommitme: TIFU by joking with Navy Seals.
This takes place in 2012. I was in the US Army and in Afghanistan for the better part of a year at this point. My Unit would Brief Navy seals on what ever we where doing at the time so we would accidentally shot them in the mountains. I was doing some casual bullshitting ... | 8 | 39.625 | |
1421051862 | 1421052789 | t3_2s5cgy | t5_2to41 | 3 | ItsTooHotForFlannel: TIFU by realizing by missing a typo
I work in a coffee shop. My duties include working on print materials for the shop.
Just a few months ago, we released some posters for our new hot food menu.
I laid out the poster and menu for the new stuff. It was approved by my boss and our consulting chef... | 3 | 1 | |
1421051040 | 1421076663 | t3_2s5blb | t5_2to41 | 4 | FargusFaustmeister: TIFU by sneezing before burping
There has been a nasty cold going around my family. My dad was out of commission for 2 weeks, and my girlfriend has been coughing like a veteran smoker for 3 weeks. Somehow I avoided getting sick amidst their suffering...
...until today. Woke up with a stuffy head a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421052456 | 1421067990 | t3_2s5d42 | t5_2to41 | 14 | 8bitcaffeinated: TIFU by telling my mother I didn't want children.
(Okay so not today...) 22F here. 10 months ago I was diagnosed with Lupus, prediagnosis I wasn't fond of children, and this just sealed the deal for me. A couple months ago I told my mom I didn't want children because of the illness, a good friend of he... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1421052971 | 1421105769 | t3_2s5dl0 | t5_2to41 | 424 | OfficialDjGrimekeepa: TIFU, by letting out a sneeze while urinating. NSFW??
Like the most of the TIFU's this did not happen today, this year, or even the last, but it does not affect the outcome of how bad of a fuckup it was.......
To lay the ground work I am a Large male in stature, 6'4 280lbs, with a 6'8 arm span, f... | 9 | 47.111111 | |
1421059001 | 1421059362 | t3_2s5jmr | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU My mom gave me a lecture on sleeping just after I masturbated.
ContrarySnivy: The most important question, did you get to finish?
sigmatac: Yes, and with my mom watching me for all I know.
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1421061378 | 1421074421 | t3_2s5lym | t5_2to41 | 17 | AdamCartel: TIFU by enjoying lotion
xjimmehx: Oh dear god. I cant unread
AdamCartel: What?
xjimmehx: That view of someone covered in cum being called by his mum hits to close to home.
Maybe I shoulda put that in it. :,(
AdamCartel: Oh do tell...
xjimmehx: So, here I am having fappy good times I know my parents are at... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1421061381 | 1421255800 | t3_2s5lyo | t5_2to41 | 92 | skipperok: TIFU by eating food from the floor
This happened 20 minutes ago and I am still feeling kinda cringy about it.
I was late to my 12:00 lecture by 30 minutes and the professor doesn't let students late more than 15 minutes to enter, so I said fuck it I went to the cafeteria. I bought myself a nice sandwich and... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1421067656 | 1421074306 | t3_2s5sup | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by Showing my parents hardcore porn.
Codename13: Update on the encounter with parents?
XavierDass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ&feature=player_detailpage
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1421067037 | 1421080327 | t3_2s5s3w | t5_2to41 | 29 | Jesus_Faction: TIFU by requesting a 30 minute lunch period rather than an hour
I was supposed to start a new temp contract job today and I requested to have a 30 minute lunch rather than an hour because I don't need that much time. I was then told they could not accommodate my request and that I wasn't needed on the p... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1421064807 | 1421073410 | t3_2s5pkg | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by heading to the drinking fountain at school.
This was five years ago, when I was a 9-year-old girl.
Back at elementary school, we had two drinking fountains a few feet away from each other.
One was a small, rectangular drinking fountain meant for the younger kids.
The other was called, "Big Be... | 3 | 2 | |
1421069880 | 1421155723 | t3_2s5vta | t5_2to41 | 64 | Frankieba: TIFU by not masturbating for a week
my_fuck_you_account: *Tune in next week for:*
TIFU by impregnating my mother
Jadesauron: Not possible, sperm would've died.
mankiller27: So we have these things called jokes...
Jadesauron: Well , shiiieeeeet
mankiller27: Ya big dumb babby.
| 6 | 10.666667 | |
1421069430 | 1421147827 | t3_2s5v85 | t5_2to41 | 176 | throwitaway_98528: TIFU by letting the technician use a laptop that didn't belong to me
I live in apartment with a roommate. About a week ago we found out that they had finished installing fiber and that we can switch to it. I do all the paperwork and a few days after a technician calls me to ask when he can come by to... | 6 | 29.333333 | |
1421071977 | 1421096941 | t3_2s5yuh | t5_2to41 | 26 | FuckYouBlueShell: TIFU by drawing a penis during a presentation at work.
2 hours ago.
My boss sprang an impromptu meeting on me this morning, telling me I'd being going through some ideas and getting feedback from the 8 senior staff present. As a software engineer the idea of public speaking filled me with joy and tho... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1421073688 | 1421081479 | t3_2s61mw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not getting any sleep on a school night
Squaremup: Is there some correlation here? did the cord break because you're tired?
NintenAkira: I just put it there because it happened the same morning and I didn't want to make a different TIFU post just for that
| 3 | 2 | |
1421076197 | 1421087718 | t3_2s6602 | t5_2to41 | 14 | klitchell: TIFU by trying to help someone in need
This is a bit long and you'll need some back story.
About 10 years ago I was engaged, that engagement ended when I found out she was cheating 4 days before we were supposed to be married. That realization sent me into a downward spiral of depression, drugs, and many se... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1421070661 | 1421157165 | t3_2s5wua | t5_2to41 | 146 | ukrkitten5: TIFU by shaving
So... This happened yesterday while shaving.
I experimented with a lot of different shavers and settled on a foil shaver.
After shaving the majority of my face, and moving to under my nose, I took an extremely deep breath through my nose - right when the shaver was against my nostril, causin... | 7 | 20.857143 | |
1421076145 | 1421114243 | t3_2s65w8 | t5_2to41 | 2,062 | Futuramafryday: TIFU by leaving my volume up at work
This was last night. I'm just going to say YIFU
So my co-workers and I are all really good friends. It's actually kinda weird how often we are all together outside of work. We work at Best Buy in the mobile department. Every day we come to work, sell phones all day,... | 10 | 206.2 | |
1421079219 | 1421080358 | t3_2s6byw | t5_2to41 | 8 | malikraw: Tifu by going to the gym knowing I couldn't afford it
SooperSte: [Please.](http://www.levihackwith.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/keypress.jpg)
madmacaron: I want to read this...but I feel like I need to mentally prepare for this massive text block.
malikraw: sorry wrote this off my phone
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1421079414 | 1421083172 | t3_2s6cfc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking a girl the wrong way
So it all starts with a party 3 nights ago, where this gorgeous yet apparently crazy (according to a friend) girl started hitting on me. we end up going out to smoke some of the devils lettuce. We made out and everything was great until we were with her friends and i was ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421079377 | 1421106394 | t3_2s6cck | t5_2to41 | 4 | GoldenshotHD: TIFU by going on a date with a broken car.
So first off this happened to me 6 months ago, but ive only just thought about posting it so here it is.
It started with me buying my first car a toyota yaris 2001 off of my friend who had it for a while and kept it in great condition, this and the fact he was o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421080267 | 1421082424 | t3_2s6e5f | t5_2to41 | 6 | jackpolo: TIFUpdate forgot to turn mic off in a global conference
People,everything went well,nobody recognized my voice,although the incident did become a hot topic for water cooler conversations. Even I joined the bandwagon once,trying to guess who it could have been,super funny for me :D
FiestaLimon: What incident. ... | 3 | 2 | |
1421079858 | 1421134213 | t3_2s6dc9 | t5_2to41 | 314 | toadofsteel: TIFU by trying to check facebook and gmail at the same time.
So I'm on my computer and have a little break for a sec. So I load up facebook, but then realize that I wanted to actually check gmail. I had typed two letters out of the facebook URL, followed by the entire gmail URL. It wasn't until the guy beh... | 4 | 78.5 | |
1421081041 | 1421084472 | t3_2s6frq | t5_2to41 | 16 | nightbringer57: TIFU bynot double checking a toilet.
Another TIFU from today brought this episode back to my memory.
It was roughly two years ago.
I had just graduated and was searching for an apartment in my future new city. Due to logistical reasons (meaning: 2 weeks left to find and move to a new home, 6 hours a... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1421080591 | 1421204891 | t3_2s6esh | t5_2to41 | 8 | ZachMartin: TIFU - by going to the bathroom before the movie started
SFW - so this happened about 12 years ago, but seemed to be very embarrassing at the time. Myself and few high school friends were on the way to see the James Bond movie (the one where the korean bad guy dies at the beginning). We are running late, bu... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421097646 | 1421147175 | t3_2s6oph | t5_2to41 | 6 | simmiedude: You missed the point entirely. But mmkay.
Smelcome: Gotcha, subtlety can be hit or miss on the internet.
simmiedude: Agreed.
| 3 | 2 | |
1421084860 | 1421095299 | t3_2s6nzr | t5_2to41 | 8 | AkaBlood: TIFU by beating up santa
so, like most TIFU, this happened some weeks ago.
Backstory: 16 year old kid who plays video games until 3 AM. I also do martial arts, TaeKwonDo, to be exact, and I'm a third dan black belt. I have a 6 year old brother who still believes in santa and thinks we all get him a gift as... | 4 | 2 | |
1421085910 | 1421097498 | t3_2s6q6p | t5_2to41 | 456 | soybeanicecream: TIFU by giving a guy a fake number
It technically was still today because it was about 3am this Monday morning. I had gone into a bar with my friend and we were both pretty drunk but I felt OK. However, she did not.
Some good looking guy started talking to me and my friend slipped off to the toilets. ... | 5 | 91.2 | |
1421085762 | 1421095658 | t3_2s6pvm | t5_2to41 | 6 | FrostyFiction: TIFU by letting my girlfriend drive
During Christmas break I was hanging out with my girlfriend. I drove to her house with 40 miles in my tank to spare. She said she wanted to go to some field by her house, and I thought it'd be pretty romantic. However, I didn't know where this field was, so I asked her... | 3 | 2 | |
1421086650 | 1421087885 | t3_2s6ru5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing cocaine at an ice skating rink.
Last night I went on a date with my girlfriend. We had a scoutmob deal for sushi and ice skating in Atlanta. To make a long story short, I had some leftover brocaine from new years and decided it would be quite the adventure to do some before I went skating.
I h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421086990 | 1421118357 | t3_2s6sjw | t5_2to41 | 411 | natedog2049: TIFU by saying something as a joke to an obviously non joking sports fan.
A man dressed head to toe in Dallas Cowboys fan gear came in to the restaurant where I work and asked for an application. I glanced up, and said with a deadpan face, "Sorry, we don't hire Cowboys fans here".
Without missing a beat, ... | 6 | 68.5 | |
1421086660 | 1421094404 | t3_2s6rut | t5_2to41 | 13 | onthefly89: TIFU by making things awkward with my best friend's sister. I need advice, reddit!
Me (guy) and another dude have been best friends since early elementary school, and he has a sister who is slightly younger than we are (who I consider a sister more than anything). Since he is my best friend, I naturally hav... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421087873 | 1421125378 | t3_2s6ug2 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Bellyfeel26: TIFU by showing an intern my book I'm reading
We recently hired on a new marketing intern at my work. I love getting to know everyone I work with, but I was really swamped and didn't get to talk to her much, so I decided to send her a message on Skype asking me to tell her about herself. She tells me she's... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1421088424 | 1421298582 | t3_2s6vn6 | t5_2to41 | 108 | skeetsheet: TIFU by having my father find my skeet sheet.
First of all, holy shit I can't believe this username hasn't been taken. Throwaway because of embarrassment. This happened about 20 minutes ago. Right now I'm sitting in my room cringing avoiding my father.
So, I'm a college student home for break. I've been ho... | 12 | 9 | |
1421089136 | 1421168243 | t3_2s6x4b | t5_2to41 | 6 | Angramis546: TIFU by telling my sister her boyfriend cheated on her
My sister has always told me to tell her if her mqn fucks up, cheating, talking to other women, ect. So i was on social media and i saw her man with another woman. Knowing that if i didnt say anything to her she would have found out or she would have a... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421089178 | 1421127809 | t3_2s6x7j | t5_2to41 | 2,125 | NotAPantieSniffer: TIFU by becoming a pantie sniffer...
Now todays fuck up isn't as bad as the usual TIFU's, but it was embarrassing all the same.
I (M/mid 20's) work in one of the main clothing stores in the UK, but a rather small branch in a small, old fashioned town. By old fashioned I mean, the people have never l... | 11 | 193.181818 | |
1421089173 | 1421174827 | t3_2s6x75 | t5_2to41 | 5 | griffinamaral: TIFU by browsing Tumblr in school
So a little bit of a back story I am a Sophomore in high school and have special accommodations where I don't go to any classes im just in a small group setting with computers and Special Ed teachers.
Well now to where I fucked up... Everyday we get an hour of free time... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421089110 | 1421091016 | t3_2s6x26 | t5_2to41 | 17 | hockeysaint: TIFU by thinking the coast was clear NSFW
Okay, so this actually happened two nights ago.
My parents had been arguing all day over a purchase my dad made. He spent much of the day watching TV on the living room couch instead of spending time with my mom.
At about 10:00pm, I figured I could have some me t... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1421090753 | 1421184153 | t3_2s70q2 | t5_2to41 | 458 | KAAWW: TIFU by taking out the trash
This fuckup happened last night after a long day of cooking and actually constitutes a couple minor fuckups culminating in my doing a horrible, horrible thing. To set the scene, I like to spend my Sundays cooking so I don't have to worry about food throughout the week. Yesterday, the... | 8 | 57.25 | |
1421090250 | 1421092549 | t3_2s6zm2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Vicelike: TIFU by masturbating in class [NSFW]
Akhevia: You weren't caught. What's the problem?
Vicelike: Well , that's not the best feeling ever to walk around with your jeans stick to your leg with set sperm.
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1421091269 | 1421136345 | t3_2s71wq | t5_2to41 | 5,492 | Satanasaur: TIFU by puking on a pigeon.
So to start, I'll let you know I had a very big night last night, and drank more than I should have. A lot more than I should have.
Anyways, cut to this morning, I wake up feeling surprisingly ok, and have the biggest craving for some chicken nuggets. So I had down to the hungr... | 14 | 392.285714 | |
1421089217 | 1421168559 | t3_2s6xar | t5_2to41 | 1,930 | guywhogotbible: TIFU By snapchatting the wrong person
So I was feeling lonely the other night. I recently got a "I like you but don't want to date you," from a nice girl and we hadn't talked in a while after that. So I sent a snapchat to another girl saying "I think I need a therapist." Little did I know I accidentally... | 11 | 175.454545 | |
1421093160 | 1421094061 | t3_2s766j | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by judging other people's drawing skills.
I'm a fluent English speaker but because I’m in a new school where French is the main language I’m in an English class that has a bit of a lower level.
Tod... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421093530 | 1421094003 | t3_2s7719 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Cassiuz: TIFU By Washing My Hair
(This was a while ago, but thought you all might enjoy it regardless)
A couple of years back when I was living with my parents still, the only shower we had in the house was in my parent's bedroom's en-suite, so whenever I needed a shower I'd have to through their room each time.
So ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1421095107 | 1421102022 | t3_2s7al0 | t5_2to41 | 32 | cruznotcruise: TIFU by accidentally dropping a pound of raw, organic beef into a dirty kitchen sink.
SO's dinner is down the drain.
After I threw it all out she said I could've easily cooked away all the bacteria...but I can't find a burner setting that can cook away my shame.
~~PS: Srsly tho, did I do right by toss... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1421091515 | 1421142224 | t3_2s72ft | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU By not exercising my Miranda rights. (Long)
Ok so this actually happened when I was 18. I was a small time drug dealer selling the occasional quarter bag of weed to friends to support my own pot habit. Basically smoking my profits and breaking even. I eventually graduated to lsd salesman and began to ge... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1421095900 | 1421208104 | t3_2s7cek | t5_2to41 | 386 | robonick: TIFU by slapping my mother-in-law's ass.
Let me start off by saying that my wife has a fantastic fanny and that we regularly like to play slap ass.
This actually happened a few years ago, but I am only a recent Reddit member. My now-wife and I were in her basement bedroom packing up her belongs and cleaning ... | 8 | 48.25 | |
1421093990 | 1421172210 | t3_2s780j | t5_2to41 | 21 | Phonyphones: TIFU leaving my bathroom door open
TIFU by leaving my bathroom door open.
So this happened this morning (Europe time). Monday morning drag after a whole weekend of doing house choirs and catching up with my washing. So I had a tough time getting up and getting ready for work.
I normally shower in the e... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1421094960 | 1421097314 | t3_2s7a90 | t5_2to41 | 6 | call_me_Dan: TIFU by not visiting the toilet when I knew I had to.
ContrarySnivy: > she didn't mention this to anybody (Nobody that I'm fond of,atleast)
Who did she tell?
call_me_Dan: I mean, she didn't tell anybody that has contacted me about it. She might have said it to her husband or something but noone who ta... | 3 | 2 | |
1421096631 | 1421178580 | t3_2s7e1q | t5_2to41 | 163 | [deleted]: TIFU by endangering my job because I capitalized a single letter by mistake.
Awwwww, crap. So, I work in a pleasant, quiet office. I love everybody I work with... except Mr. Dickface McComplainerDouchbaggery. That's his real name, but let's just call him "Bob".
I'm an easy going guy, and I think he is as... | 8 | 20.375 | |
1421096717 | 1421118503 | t3_2s7e8q | t5_2to41 | 16 | GonradorGaming: TIFU by making a Special Ed kid cry. Twice.
Happened a couple years ago and hate myself every time I think about.
I was a typical nobody-matters-but-me kind of teenager and was in the same boring lunch line at school when I see a lunch lady grabbing a giant fucking platter of the greasiest saltiest mo... | 4 | 4 | |
1421096885 | 1421157608 | t3_2s7em7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by "watching" porn in the Bus
Today I had a long break beetween my classes and I went home where I "pleasured" myself with some porn.
While watching porn I suddently realized that I have to go back to the school.
So I went to the bus stop and got in the bus to ride to the school.
After some Minutes I go... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1421099118 | 1421163762 | t3_2s7jxj | t5_2to41 | 83 | Funeral_song: TIFU my Grandpa's funeral
So my grandpa died, and we had to go to his funeral. He loved music, so my grandma decided to play all of his favourite songs. Like most old people, she has no idea how to do this. Being the tech-savvy young'un, I volunteered.We used my cousin's iPod to crate a playlist of these ... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1421099379 | 1431317174 | t3_2s7kj4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Pseudo27: TIFU Making a child take a wee on people
Like most posts here this happened a while ago in the summer to be precise, I spent my time over summer working a holiday park sort of thing on the coast and they had a pool/beach all in one combo. It was kinda cool, it was sea warter with waves but contained, basicall... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421099742 | 1421100293 | t3_2s7lc3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | I_Shit_Gold_Bars: tifu by being an accidental racist
So I am white and my wife is black, her family already dislikes me for that. Her sister recently found out that she is pregnant and since we could not make it to the baby shower, we sent some clothes and gifts. Among the gifts was a little jungle themed playset, a ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421099303 | 1421109733 | t3_2s7kcp | t5_2to41 | 3 | womenarepoop: TIFU by putting my friend in crazy
This all happened yesterday but I learned about my FU today.
Yesterday, two of my old college roommates, Jose and Esteban, and I decided to hit a bar to watch the Cowboys and Packers. Then afterwards we'd head to Jose's apartment to watch the other game, continue drinki... | 3 | 1 | |
1421103150 | 1421111360 | t3_2s7svh | t5_2to41 | 328 | elchriso: TIFU by getting fired from my new job in four hours.
Even for my incompetent ass this is a record. I put my resume up on Craigslist and this gutter cleaning company hired me.
I showed up to work today and the head guy at the site gave me a shop vac to suck the leaves up with, some gloves and a garbage bag. O... | 6 | 54.666667 | |
1421103396 | 1421104150 | t3_2s7ten | t5_2to41 | 12 | iamthelucky1: TIFU by going to Five Guys
So this story begins back a few days ago. Let's call it Friday, that's the day I believe this all started. I was in GameStop and talking to an friend/acquaintance of mine that has been working there for a little over a year or so. I hadn't seen him in a while because my other... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1421104051 | 1421259936 | t3_2s7uy4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | killbill987: TIFU by accidently typing in porn when trying to hide porn from my mom
So today after school, when doing some homework, I became bored and decided to rub some steam off. As I'm working it, I heard my mom coming upstairs, probably to see how my day went. (I had no idea that she had gotten home from work unt... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1421101441 | 1421161947 | t3_2s7p9x | t5_2to41 | 87 | AmadeusFlow: TIFU by falling asleep in class
This happened 4 years ago during college. I was that kid in school that could never stay awake in class. I just had this innate biological response that made me fall the fuck asleep the second an educator began to speak.
I'm in some sociology class that I couldn't care less... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1421104782 | 1421115851 | t3_2s7wlc | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheHonest1: TIFU By Losing It...
This actually happened a while ago, but I thought I should post it here because it seriously messed up my childhood.
At the age of 10 to a girl next door to my mom's boyfriend's house. The girl who took my virginity at the time was 13. It started with just hanging out at her place in t... | 3 | 1 | |
1421105133 | 1421161351 | t3_2s7xcm | t5_2to41 | 203 | Limpinator: TIFU By going on my first/last blind date.
This happened a couple of years ago but whatever. Still a funny ass story and I want you all to experience this disaster date with me!
Back when I was using Facebook one of my friends from my old school messaged me and said that her sister thought I was hot. Ok c... | 5 | 40.6 | |
1421104330 | 1421161645 | t3_2s7vlz | t5_2to41 | 131 | ImSquizzy: TIFU by asking my mom if she replaced my toothbrush
So I went to go brush my teeth as usual, but notice that my green toothbrush has been replaced with a different one. This has happened before, mom works as a dental assistant so we have a lot of toothbrushes all the time and she'll replace them every so oft... | 6 | 21.833333 | |
1421113693 | 1421117987 | t3_2s7xy3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | PotatoC570: was this your first time in the dark? or were you just throwing it in the cave?
Keelik: Just headin' into the ol' miners cave or feeling adventurous?
PotatoC570: Who knows. maybe if you went the adventurous route, there may be diamonds.
Keelik: More specifically, E. coli and other STD's to be found.
^^^... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421105421 | 1421106912 | t3_2s7xyn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my passport in a foreign country.
TL;DR Got drunk, lost my passport. Am now an illegal immigrant in a foreign country.
So, story time. This happened a couple of nights ago. I'm a university student, so we all know how the only thing you can really do on weekends is get pissed. And because of ... | 3 | 2 | |
1421100980 | 1421118206 | t3_2s7oam | t5_2to41 | 23 | fuckyourstupid: TIFU: reading reddit while using the urinal
Was on my phone on Reddit, reading stories, went to the urinal at work. Wipped it out and let fly. The guy in the stall next to the urinal started screaming and cursing like a banshee. I looked down and noticed that my dick was aimed so my piss stream was r... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1421106645 | 1421108742 | t3_2s80h2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a national writing judge a "bitch n*gga."
This actually happened today, which seems to be a rarity around here.
So a little over a month ago, my English instructor informed the class of a national scholastic writing competition that any student was free to participate in (we're in high scho... | 3 | 6 | |
1421107338 | 1421224938 | t3_2s81w9 | t5_2to41 | 64 | darthluigi36: TIFU by hugging my coworker.
I work at a movie theater. I was cleaning up after a show, sweeping up popcorn and wrappers along with two coworkers. We go row by row, and eventually we're all at the top row.
Now, I happen to be known at work as one of the best huggers. The other best hugger is the other g... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1421108411 | 1421112752 | t3_2s8414 | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally showing my college crush my obscure porn habbit
I'm back at university after the Christmas break and was going to class with my girl friend who I like. Things were going well so I hoped that this term could be the one where we moved on a level. No chance of that happening now.
As we had... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1421108492 | 1421142849 | t3_2s8475 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Shazoo101: TIFU by dislocating my finger. NSFW
[deleted]: Pic or it didn't happen
Shazoo101: I wasn't really thinking about a photo after sex and in a bit of pain....
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421110641 | 1421112994 | t3_2s88mw | t5_2to41 | 6 | CharminUltra: TIFU by drinking an IPA beer before going down on my girlfriend
free_karma_giveaway: At least I got to read it before it vanished
Village_ponce: Why'd it vanish?
CharminUltra: Yeah it's not coming up in "New" for me either...
Village_ponce: Quick, OP.
Copy and paste.
So far I read IPA, burping, ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421111036 | 1421188445 | t3_2s89g2 | t5_2to41 | 70 | thrw-a-wy: TIFU by not wearing anything under my wetsuit
I am studying to be a marine biologist, and am working on my scuba certification. Recently, I have taken to wearing nothing under my wetsuit, as we change in and out of them in bathrooms onshore. For today's dive, we were going to some kelp forests, about a 15 mi... | 6 | 11.666667 | |
1421109372 | 1421113952 | t3_2s860v | t5_2to41 | 49 | jombeesuncle: TIFU by saying something inappropriate at work.
Came in this morning and was asked to configure this weird switch for a one off customer. Usually no big deal.
This thing had the worst command line interface I've ever seen and the instruction manual wasn't very much help. No biggie, I can configure a sw... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1421112321 | 1421121151 | t3_2s8c1k | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn before going to bed
This happened a long time ago, but whatever. I have an iHome and I like to wake up to music. So, the iHome takes whatever song you were listening to last and plays it instead of an alarm.
Well, the last thing I listened to was porn. So, promptly at 5:45 A.M., the ... | 4 | 4 | |
1421110983 | 1421135134 | t3_2s89bq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not reading the instructions on an assessment for a job ive had my eye on for years...
I went to take my assessment test and was told specifically that "people who already work here get the test done right away" and to make sure I read the instructions. Well at the same time another worker walked in ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421111455 | 1421299025 | t3_2s8a9x | t5_2to41 | 14 | oguz279: TIFU by singing at a speaking exam
This was actually years ago.
I was attending to a English course which gave certificates at the end of the course if you pass the exams. So it was the exam day. Writing, grammar and listening exams were held in classrooms. After those, speaking part came along. Speaking part... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1421114093 | 1421164937 | t3_2s8fjr | t5_2to41 | 54 | oedipus2015: TIFU by going on a blind date with a woman I met online
I like older women, and I found one in my area on eHarmony. We got to talking and decided to meet up at a local Starbucks on a blind date.
It was my mom. My fucking mom. I was too awkward when I saw her and asked what she was there for, so I think sh... | 6 | 9 | |
1421114607 | 1421177968 | t3_2s8gkl | t5_2to41 | 92 | YourPureSexcellence: TIFU by putting our turtle...in the oven...
This story actually has two fuck ups.
Okay, my little 5 year old brother found a turtle a month ago. We couldn't believe it since it was so cold, but we live near a creek, so I guess it was possible even in frigid weather. He was a small yellow eared sli... | 6 | 15.333333 | |
1421115213 | 1421116031 | t3_2s8hr0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my cousin play with my phone.
So, as you can tell by my post history, I have been secretly experimenting with guys. After a few reddit post, I found someone who I can chill out/jerk off on Skype with. We've been dating for a month and no one in my family knows. We'll call him Jake.
My cousi... | 3 | 6.666667 |
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