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1421191687 | 1421193404 | t3_2sc6h1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Chunkycaptain_: TIFU by not using Facebook
In my college course we get given industry standard job interviews for work experience. This went fine and dandy until yesterday when the course leader tried to message me over Facebook about my interview time. I of course being young and hip don't have a Facebook account, get... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421191537 | 1421249971 | t3_2sc64i | t5_2to41 | 10 | CocaineAndMojitos: TIFU by giving the cleaning ladies free weed
I had just gotten back from buying groceries and drugs and was hauling in a 32 pack of water to my apartment. I was slightly jogging up the stairs when I tripped and fell forward onto the water. I scrambled to get back up and jogged faster up the stairs. I... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1421188757 | 1421251370 | t3_2sbzw5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Wizzywizzard: TIFU By Listening to Strangers
Earlier today while picking up my kid sister I stood in the elementary school parking lot waiting for the kids to be dismissed. While waiting I hear some 7 year old kid talking to a guy in his late twenties whom is probably his dad or something. For some reason the tw... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421192979 | 1421303411 | t3_2sc9ch | t5_2to41 | 4,551 | PhuTons: TIFU by going to the wrong Abercrombie store
Edit: thank you for the gold!! And AWESOME narration from a kind NarratorForHire.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xSUcHdJtAvE&feature=youtu.be
So I had gotten a significant gift card to Abercrombie & Fitch (AF) for Christmas and decided to use it to get some ... | 11 | 413.727273 | |
1421179592 | 1421195696 | t3_2sbe8s | t5_2to41 | 9 | CakiePamy: TIFU by eating too spicy at school and not listening to my conscious.
It happened today at lunch time, my friend and I decided that we were due for some amazing asian food. We both settled for Tso chicken, rice and a soup. I really love their spicy sauce, so I had the brilliant idea of pouring a whole packag... | 3 | 3 | |
1421194443 | 1421195818 | t3_2scchp | t5_2to41 | 12 | UltraChilly: TIFU by applying for a job before cleaning my online shit
A few days ago a company contacted me to ask if I was interested working for them after seeing my Linkedin profile. I send a letter and a resume and they answered after a couple days that they weren't interested anymore. I was puzzled, they were the... | 3 | 4 | |
1421192213 | 1421196398 | t3_2sc7mu | t5_2to41 | 30 | TheBestPest: TIFU by moisturizing my lips.
Deciding to take advantage of syllabus week, I went to a friend's house party last night. My lips were looking a bit like dehydrated sea slugs, so I decided to do some last minute lip moisturizing with my secret weapon - GoldBond "Skin Therapy Cream". Even though it is technic... | 3 | 10 | |
1421194205 | 1421213792 | t3_2scc0k | t5_2to41 | 19 | HoboOnTheCorner: TIFU by thinking I had a pulmonary embolism and that I was about to die.
Today when I got home from work I noticed that my legs both appeared to be turning blue. My calves and thighs were both incredibly dark blue, almost black in some areas. Of course when body parts change colors it can never be a go... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1421197533 | 1421201557 | t3_2scj2u | t5_2to41 | 6 | daltton: TIFU by forgetting what my gf said
so ive know this girl from england a long time. i live in america. we started dating around 4 months ago. skyping and stuff and things are going good. one time one skype, she said she really wanted to tell me something, i said go for it. she musted her mic and started "tellin... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421194131 | 1421272968 | t3_2scbuw | t5_2to41 | 420 | RankWeis: TIFU by parking next to an identical car.
This happened circa 2009...not sure if that's allowed but it's the most confused I'd ever been, and I thought I'd share, it came out a bit longer than I expected.
I was in college and had bought a bunch of groceries from the local Safeway, probably 60 dollars worth, ... | 9 | 46.666667 | |
1421197811 | 1421201022 | t3_2scjog | t5_2to41 | 124 | WestPhillyFilly: TIFU by going grocery shopping in a horse mask
tilsitforthenommage: I don't see the fuck up unless you forgot to get a toorhbrush
thektulu7: OP doesn't mention actually purchasing a toothbrush. I think you're right.
willpuff4ganj: Prob spent $60 bucks on bull shit and still forgot the toothbrush
| 4 | 31 | |
1421196873 | 1421245129 | t3_2schp6 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Harlizer2223: TIFU when two tubes behind my sink looked remarkably similar.
You guessed it. They were both laying back side up. I brushed my teeth with anti-itch cream. I rinsed my mouth out thoroughly after I immediately realized what I was doing, and then waited about 30 minutes and started vomiting. Called poison co... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1421199127 | 1421208905 | t3_2scmfd | t5_2to41 | 7 | booshbag14: TIFU by eating a cookie that my sisters gave me
This happened last night. I came home from work and my sisters said "Hey, want to try one of C's burnt cookies?"
I had been craving a cookie all day so, even though it was burnt, I accepted it. Are the cookie. Ate dinner. Was talking to my boyfriend and all of... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421199198 | 1421207227 | t3_2scmkx | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by aggressively passing a ghost car
So, my wife normally drives because I get upset at people. Today she was sick so I drove. On the way home an SUV was driving in the far left lane (passing lane in BC). The fine for this has doubled in BC because people just don't seem to understand it's the passing ... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1421199576 | 1421214862 | t3_2scnd0 | t5_2to41 | 119 | OccasionallyCool: TIFU by self-pleasuring myself in front of my cat
ContrarySnivy: You didn't think beforehand how bad of an idea this was?
HailCeasar: Yeah, all cat owners know better than this.
OccasionallyCool: clouded mind, because horny.
checkyourhands: I think someone's got a new fetish!
| 5 | 23.8 | |
1421196130 | 1421227463 | t3_2scg33 | t5_2to41 | 3 | BurningDonut: TIFU by laughing at a teacher and crying.
This was in good ol' 6th grade. I was in my history class and we had these supply checks. So if everyone gets all their supplies then we miss homework for a week. It was all up to me and I had those pens with 5 colors so I said I had colored pencils (that was the ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421201565 | 1421202173 | t3_2scrhr | t5_2to41 | 7 | Iver_: TIFU By trying to be a good friend on new years eve.
So as you can guess its new years eve and I'm dressed to the over 9000s for a gathering I'm going to. Skip a few hours of dancing and drinking and other stuff. Everyone's completely off their tits drunk (apart from me since i dont drink much). The inevitable d... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421202026 | 1421205363 | t3_2scsg4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Do_It-To_Julia: TIFU by not checking the packaging on a bag of snacks
In my kitchen, there is a tall cabinet in which we keep various foodstuffs and some pet treats. Recently, I got a bag of Sriracha flavoured peas (similar to wasabi peas, but better). The packaging for these peas is similar in colouring to the pack... | 3 | 3 | |
1421202955 | 1421219967 | t3_2scubt | t5_2to41 | 82 | seth232: TIFU by shaving my butt.
Yesterday evening I came back from the gym and having done some awesome leg workouts, I just wanted to shower and get into bed as soon as possible.
When I got into the shower, I realized I needed to shave...down there. Now for all you straight folk on reddit, it is very important for... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1421203023 | 1421336399 | t3_2scugh | t5_2to41 | 75 | Cosmic_Iconikz: TIFU By faking my death for a prank
Background: I'm a 17y/o male with a poor choice in friends.
So this TIFU started two days after New Years. On the 3rd I was leaving on a 10 day cruise to Mexico and on the night before I supposed to leave I was chatting with two of my closest friends when suddenl... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1421197938 | 1421208662 | t3_2scjxb | t5_2to41 | 4 | IcyyDreamz: TIFU by started a race war within a friend group.
So this morning I was on a group messaging app with my friends that I consider family. We were all joking around and having fun then we started arguing. We fought over a variety of subjects such as whether or not NK is a communist nation (hint: it isn't), wh... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421205344 | 1421211767 | t3_2scz56 | t5_2to41 | 44 | lisasuckdog: TIFU TWICE WITHIN ONE HOUR
My mom always drops off my little brother first on the way to school. As we pulled in to his school, another car up ahead unloaded its occupant, a child in all black, who was bald. This was strange since his school has school uniforms and they get on your ass if you wear anything... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1421204888 | 1421269065 | t3_2scy9y | t5_2to41 | 120 | WillboSwaggins: TIFU by accidentally showing porn to my little sisters
Okay, let me start this by giving some background information. I am an 18 year old high school senior living in the butt hole of the south. I have three little sisters. The oldest is 16 years old. The two that pertain to this fuck up are Lilly Jo, w... | 4 | 30 | |
1421206928 | 1421207926 | t3_2sd2ec | t5_2to41 | 4 | backdoorburglar33: TIFU Trying to buy a car on craigslist
Wasnt actually today. A few months ago on halloween actually but i just found the screenshot and had to post. Halloween morning i was talking to a guy on craigslist about buying a car while at the same time asking how my wifes halloween party was going at work. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421207665 | 1421276923 | t3_2sd3ui | t5_2to41 | 7 | Gilgamyesh: TIFU By trading my CS:GO Knife and losing $95
Got scammed by a "trusted" trader
he had 15 pages of + reps...
I feel so stupid kms
AlliOVERPOWERED: Hello this is your brother
Gilgamyesh: What happened? ; n ;
AlliOVERPOWERED: pls give me ur knife so i can trade
xddd
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1421208246 | 1421284379 | t3_2sd4yr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU
rekamat: Why do you really want to be friends with him
purifiedthoughts88: I am not certain just my heart I am guessing
| 3 | 1 | |
1421208745 | 1421219670 | t3_2sd5x9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Cody6781: Tifu by ruining my new computer.
So I am a highschool senior, and avid member of the highschool robotics team. We hold an annual E-Waste event where people can drop off their old printers/batteries/toasters/tv's, w/e, any electrical component they don't want (for those who are curiouse we do this because 1) i... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1421209178 | 1421273766 | t3_2sd6rt | t5_2to41 | 70 | anicca66: TIFU by falling asleep under a tree
This happened when I was 18 and I'm almost 27 now. I can't believe it's been so long since the day that changed my life forever...
I went backpacking in Mexico by myself after my parents got divorced and my grandpa passed away from cancer within my first semester at univ... | 10 | 7 | |
1421210157 | 1421211151 | t3_2sd8m3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | badjewthrowaway: TIFU by being a terrible Jew
In Judaism you cannot eat pork and you cannot mix meat and dairy products.
My mom and dad are both reform Jews and my mom's parents are orthodox and take Judaism very seriously. Her parents were in town and I was told to book the restaurant.
I booked a Mexican restaurant,... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421211085 | 1421296819 | t3_2sdaav | t5_2to41 | 15 | vkniles: TIFU snacking on carrots and making coffee
I like raw vegetables as a snack and carrots are a favourite because you can just eat them anywhere and there is no mess; you can just put it down on whatever surface close to you in between bites and whatever other thing you are doing. However sometimes I will includ... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1421210359 | 1421221660 | t3_2sd8yu | t5_2to41 | 46 | Rusothil: TIFU by eating peach O's
This story dates back about 3 weeks.
I recently graduated college and moved to LA for my job. I visited home for the holidays late December and got to see all my college friends one night, went out to the bars and what not.
The next day we were all hung over as fuck. My hang over cu... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1421210526 | 1421973454 | t3_2sd99b | t5_2to41 | 6 | Throwawaygirlpeg: TIFU by pegging my boyfriend
So a tiny backstory. Thought I was gay until I was 14. Had sex with a woman for the last time about five years ago. Always super turned on by girls having sex with strapons.
TIFU. This happened about a year ago. Went thru a really nasty breakup and got with a new guy. New... | 6 | 1 | |
1421213149 | 1421538259 | t3_2sddyg | t5_2to41 | 13 | Fif112: TIFU by Almost winning a game
So this was, thankfully, not today it was however, a major screw up on my part. Have you ever thought to yourself when you see something dangerously tall, hey.. I could use that to my advantage for hiding away from other people. The object in question, a 20 foot tall cliff face. Fo... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421213163 | 1421263484 | t3_2sddzb | t5_2to41 | 79 | jonthandossantos: TIFU by following 4chan's advice
Today I fucked up really bad. I'm so scared right now, as well as in pain. It all started when I stopped doing homework and browsed 4chan a few months ago.
I remember a post about jacking off with toys. Someone mentioned how they used a banana peel and lube. I didn'... | 6 | 13.166667 | |
1421211601 | 1421306308 | t3_2sdb5w | t5_2to41 | 7 | Venome456: TIFU - By Burning My Mates Face Off
Now to be honest this was about a month ago, my parents went away and asked if I could look after the house
Now they said I could have mates over / have small gatherings while they were gone as I live in a small apartment and can't have mates over for drinks quite as easil... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1421213651 | 1421219970 | t3_2sdesq | t5_2to41 | 34 | secretsrevealed69: TIFU by wanting to listen to a narration by /u/cyae1 (possibly NSFW)
CurrentlyCurious: /u/cyae1 please, you know what to do.
Cyae1: Now...I'm not saying I find most FUs hard to believe...but..
secretsrevealed69: Oh...it definitely happened....thank god for 8 hour work days...
| 4 | 8.5 | |
1421214904 | 1421218237 | t3_2sdgsg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning the bass all the way up
THE BASS WAS TOO MUCH, HOW DO YOU DIAGNOSE TINNITUS
SelfProximity: Add some treble and you should be fine.
HelpImAPencil: But he's all about that bass, bout that bass no treble
The1980s: The treble is the bass.
SelfProximity: I'll treble your bass.
| 5 | 1.4 | |
1421214464 | 1421217196 | t3_2sdg2e | t5_2to41 | 8 | purplepenguin4163: TIFU by letting my friend use my phone.
Unlike most TIFUs, this actually happened today. So I started my day off like any other week day. I got up and ready, ate breakfast, and met my friend at the school campus. While we were walking to class, my friend wanted to show me something on my phone so I h... | 4 | 2 | |
1421215083 | 1421215391 | t3_2sdh1f | t5_2to41 | 6 | kapitan_buko: TIFU by finally sleeping well
I haven't been sleeping well in the past weeks, sleeping at 7 am and waking up at 4 pm basically because it's the semestral break where I'm from. So, yesterday I had to go do something at 5am so I took a sleeping pill, slept at 2 am and woke up at 4. I do my thing and pick my... | 3 | 2 | |
1421214657 | 1421216126 | t3_2sdgel | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by photo mirroring my friends face
Ok so the title doesn't sound to bad but here goes.
A good female friend of mine suffers from facial paralysis so the left side of her face is paralyzed while her right side is normal, she was born like this. So today we were hanging out in a group we had just been sh... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421217129 | 1421292545 | t3_2sdk68 | t5_2to41 | 11 | nnillehcar: TIFU by losing 24,000 Twitter followers
So this account I follow on Twitter that has almost 24k followers tweeted yesterday that they needed some one to take over the account.
I, of course, graciously offered to sacrifice my time. However, another candidate was chosen. Being the go getter that I am,... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1421216940 | 1421227400 | t3_2sdjvr | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching Frozen...
Just a note: This happened over the course of this week, just wanted to get it off my chest if anything.
I just want to start this off by saying I am not gay nor do I have anything against gay people (This may be relevant later in this story, because someone I told this to did ask... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1421213529 | 1421256140 | t3_2sdely | t5_2to41 | 68 | dollyrparton: TIFU by not coddling a hockey-playing toddler
My nephew is 3 and is totally spoiled. Whenever he falls down or runs into something, everyone flips their shit and babies him. He has learned that he can get attention and extra love if he fakes being hurt. He screams anytime he tips over or does anything tha... | 4 | 17 | |
1421218803 | 1421298041 | t3_2sdmgc | t5_2to41 | 2,623 | throwawaytinderdate: TIFU by going on a Tinder date with a Redditor
I recently joined Tinder and after having a pretty good first date on it, I thought I'd try it again the other day. Unfortunately this one turned out to be a redditor.
*Note: I browse Reddit daily and consider myself very social and friendly, usually... | 12 | 218.583333 | |
1421219156 | 1421248579 | t3_2sdmx7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | idk2say: TIFU by accidentally joining a women's studies class.
So, I just barely started my second semester at a local college and one of the requirements is an economics class. So, as I am browsing through the course catalog I see a class that says it is Economics 1100, so naturally I enroll in the class.
Well, toda... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1421219896 | 1421220605 | t3_2sdnve | t5_2to41 | 5 | cobaltflare: TIFU by teling my gf why I love her
Yes, this happened today. Just now.
It started a few minutes ago when my gf asked me why I chose her out of every person I could've gone for who is more (insert positive trait here) than her. So I explained to her from my point of view how if I were to settle with any o... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421211313 | 1421254519 | t3_2sdap8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | depricatedzero: TIFU by not checking the size of the PC case I had someone order
Fuck up discovered today, executed over the Weekend.
There's a lady I'm particularly into. She knows it, she's also a redditor and she'll see this no doubt. She can speak up if she so desires. Over the weekend her computer blew up (fairly... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421218067 | 1421237419 | t3_2sdli9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | thesexymexi: TIFU by trusting my Dad
As per many a TIFU this did not happen today, rather when I was the tender age of six
My family used to live in a well-known city near the beach in Southern California. One very nice Saturday evening we decided it would be nice to go to the beach to watch the sunset. This was back ... | 3 | 8 | |
1421221865 | 1421239424 | t3_2sdq6q | t5_2to41 | 126 | shedsy: TIFU: by eating a popsicle that was way too cold (NSFW?)
This didn't happen recently, probably when I was around 13 years old.
Okay, so me and my friend are little animals when we're kids, little porn fiends, and when I was younger, we ended up having playboy and all those porn channels on satellite that nobod... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1421222744 | 1421268555 | t3_2sdrae | t5_2to41 | 4 | NOCONTROL1678: TIFU by getting drunk and cooking. This was 4 years ago. I was drunk. I got an amazing idea; chicken-fry a burger in an inch of 350° peanut oil. I was drunk. So when I carelessly flopped the burger into the oil, this happened...
[NSFL](http://i.imgur.com/VlQeenr.jpg) That's my wrist.
I was drunk.
downvot... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421219684 | 1421285264 | t3_2sdnlz | t5_2to41 | 5 | kinonik94: Tifu by missing two class days
So, this happened right now. I am in community college, almost done with it. I would have been done earlier if I had not slacked off. I had two classes to take and then I could graduate and transfer to a university. I thought that classes would be starting next week. I felt lik... | 5 | 1 | |
1421225711 | 1421314178 | t3_2sdubp | t5_2to41 | 290 | bnmt: TIFU by speaking like a sassy black woman
Background: I’m a pasty white, gangly male college student. The combination of my long thin limbs and short, man-boob prone torso is mankind’s best proof that god is just making this shit up as he goes along. Enough about me and onto the story: every man has his vices. So... | 5 | 58 | |
1421227223 | 1421306510 | t3_2sdvuw | t5_2to41 | 182 | FishBackfire: TIFU by creating FAKE docs to indicate I want to make love to fish, as a PRANK, and my GF found & believed them.
http://imgur.com/XLMggSQ
So, for a few years I have been into creating bizarre documents/collages and taping them into the walls of public restrooms or onto coffee shop tables.
I have at... | 5 | 36.4 | |
1421228827 | 1421352166 | t3_2sdxhk | t5_2to41 | 446 | lampyridaenebula: TIFU by eating a donut in the dark
I woke up early to get ready for work when I remembered the donuts I had bought the night before. I stumbled into the kitchen in the dark, grabbed a donut and ate it as I continued to get ready for the day. It was delicious. Being the donut crazed fat-ass that I am, ... | 7 | 63.714286 | |
1421229804 | 1421271423 | t3_2sdyhs | t5_2to41 | 7 | ValarMorghulis007: TIFU trying to run to the bathroom.
My shame took place 2 hours ago, and I'm still attempting to process it.
Some background. I'm 28 years old, and I'm a gassy man. I can rip ass with the best of them, and today was no exception. My girlfriend and I have an ongoing joke that at some point in our ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421231358 | 1421240028 | t3_2se00r | t5_2to41 | 12 | shmed: TIFU by telling my very emotional girlfriend that I didn't really enjoy The Imitation Game.
**Little context**: My GF and I are living a long distance situation right now after I accepted a job in another country. We just spent the last two weeks together in my new city and she's now back to our home town.
We w... | 4 | 3 | |
1421218489 | 1421260156 | t3_2sdm1w | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU *sputter* *choke* *gasp* *retch*
I'm going to say this as succinctly as possible.
Never soak your filthy, resinated hash pipe in soapy water next to the place where you make tea.
That is all.
Pouvatsu: That made me shudder.
requiem4whippedcream: Made me gag...
mycakedayisjanuary1: Worst of all: it's ... | 5 | 5 | |
1421233831 | 1421248948 | t3_2se2lb | t5_2to41 | 8 | savannah17112: TIFU- by trying to impress boss
So like i worked my ass off all morning to get contracts done so that by the time the boss returned from a meeting or something like that itd be done.When he arrived and had gone up to his office i gathered up the documents and scuttled up the stairs like an excited child.... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421238223 | 1421252078 | t3_2se7b0 | t5_2to41 | 64 | helloq_werty: TIFU not trusting my lying girlfriend
My girlfriend lies a whole lot. She likes hanging out with her guy friends and going out for drinks and clubs without my knowledge. She gets wasted and she loses herself most of the times and this is why I don't like it.
Last night, she said she was going dinner wit... | 11 | 5.818182 | |
1421238542 | 1421435017 | t3_2se7nu | t5_2to41 | 12 | tifuouch: TIFU by sleeping without a bra
So last night, my boyfriend and I (F) slept in the same bed together after a while of being apart. I was laying behind him, and tried to get a bit closer so I could kiss his neck, but all of a sudden I felt a sharp, stinging pain in my right nipple. It hurt so bad my stomach tur... | 4 | 3 | |
1421240014 | 1421246137 | t3_2se9gy | t5_2to41 | 13 | ur1cheekykentm8: TIFU by using Navy Seal Copypasta
Well my version of the Navy Seal Copypasta, the brit version. I'l do this in green text.
>Get into argument with labour supporters
>Tell admin of left-wing page that I am in the British Special Forces and I have access to the entire arsenal of Her Majesty's A... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1421241105 | 1421272182 | t3_2seavm | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my now ex fat never loose weight
Like the title says I fucked up really good.
My ex started working out recently to lose weight.
And I recently subscribed to /r/fatpeoplehate and I found out my true colour.
It began yesterday.
We were talking about her weight now and she didn't want... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421240216 | 1421243397 | t3_2se9qf | t5_2to41 | 6 | monkeytubbies: TIFU by saying I love you to my aunt.
So we had a little family get together two days ago at my cousins' place and this morning we left for home. On my way out of their house I went to thank my aunt for the wonderful time. Then she have me a hug and said "love ya take care" so I said "I love you..." whil... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421240505 | 1421242732 | t3_2sea52 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going 60 mph OVER the speed limit & getting pulled over
Let me begin by saying that I live in a pretty small town, population of ~3000. I'm 18 years old, and drive a 2007 Dodge Charger. I like to haul ass.
It's 4:00 in the morning and I'm on my way home from work. I'm already speeding, going 75... | 4 | 1 | |
1421241749 | 1421248040 | t3_2sebpf | t5_2to41 | 24 | elquesogrande: TIFU by getting on a fart-filled elevator
I grabbed a quick lunch at work and was waiting for an elevator. Stepped in by myself when it hit like a scented brick wall - someone had left a fully-loaded fart behind in the elevator. It was bad. One of those big impact smells.
So I shook my head and rode t... | 3 | 8 | |
1421239361 | 1421622235 | t3_2se8oe | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a 19yo girl who farted in a lecture class
There were like 30 students in the class. The lecture was pretty quiet and the professor didn't use a mic. During the first hour I was able to release my gas very quietly, kind of stank but I thought I could get away with it. So the second half of the c... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421241665 | 1421245339 | t3_2sebk8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | mitchr4: TIFU by deciding to go all in on Bitcoin
A while ago I decided that on January 13, 2015, I was going to take my entire salary in Bitcoin for a year. I wanted to write a blog about my experience, and see how the technology was evolving.
Well, I bought yesterday, and the price dropped immediately, and continued... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1421241860 | 1421732778 | t3_2sebu0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Samiches2: Tifu by giving my girlfriend some pot tea
The jist of the situation is I gave my girlfriend some pot tea about 6pm knowing she had to be home by 9:30. We figured it just didn't do anything to her as she wasn't feeling it. I made sure to give her the tinniest bit so she could enjoy a nice body stone. Meanwhil... | 14 | 1.285714 | |
1421242556 | 1421256453 | t3_2secsx | t5_2to41 | 102 | poshanator: TIFU by tweeting to a local tv station and embarrassing my SO
Happened less than an hour ago.
My local tv station was asking for people to tweet something embarrassing about their spouse. I was passing the tv and heard this on my way to the toilet.
Thinking I wonder what would be something good to twee... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1421234110 | 1421249734 | t3_2se2ur | t5_2to41 | 8 | mrkruler: TIFU by not paying attention to my oatmeal
Poured oatmeal into pot. Poured in milk. Forgot about oatmeal. Oatmeal burned. Smoke everywhere, put wouldn't stop burning. Now I'm standing next to the microwave watching more oatmeal.
PeterPaul7: What a great day to start the day. Hopefully you don't have to come b... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421244879 | 1421251020 | t3_2seg8p | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by plucking my girlfriend's eyebrows.
My beautiful girlfriend hands me a pair of tweezers, on the eve of her 18th birthday, and asks if I can clean up the middle of her eyebrows like I do with mine. My eyebrows are very easy to do, they are thick and well defined, so cleaning them up involves removing a... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421238554 | 1421256664 | t3_2se7on | t5_2to41 | 54 | woofwoofwoof: TIFU by forcing my dishwasher door shut.
I was in my apartment washing dishes. I was in a hurry because I was going to meet friends at a sports bar later and I didn't want to be late.
I was pre-washing dishes in the sink then putting them in the racks. My normal dish placement organization was set aside... | 3 | 18 | |
1421246262 | 1421272335 | t3_2seije | t5_2to41 | 20 | Znt: TIFU by asking a co-worker if he had fun during his visit back home.
Apparently he was there for his mother's funeral.
He knew that I did not know about this, but his eyes still teared up.
onaretrotip: So, did he?
TrustMeImSingle: Yes
| 3 | 6.666667 | |
1421246916 | 1421275376 | t3_2sejot | t5_2to41 | 4 | notashamedatall: TIFU by talking shit
Background info: There's this girl, lets call her Sarah, who all of us have encountered sometime in our life. Simply put, she's the biggest try-hard you'll ever meet, calculus I in freshman year of high school, superiority complex, takes all the participation in your classes so the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421246098 | 1421251506 | t3_2sei9e | t5_2to41 | 105 | [deleted]: TIFU for the glory of Satan
acun1994: Best troll ever...
Silent_Killah: I'm not quite sure why you're saying he's a troll...
acun1994: The timing is perfect. I meant it as a compliment, not sarcasm. We really need a sarcasm font...
Silent_Killah: Ah... I got you.
BTW, I didn't give you that downvote... j... | 7 | 15 | |
1421246877 | 1421247203 | t3_2sejmh | t5_2to41 | 11 | Wang_Vs_Zipper: TIFU by zipping my pants
This actually happened about 8 hours ago, about an hour into my school day. Little background: I am a senior in high school, I have zero classes until 10:30 everyday but I am required to be present resulting in me spending most of my time on reddit in the library.
So there I w... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421247474 | 1421275938 | t3_2sekre | t5_2to41 | 12 | lamurun: TIFU by screwing myself out of thousands of dollars
This has been an ongoing fuckup apparently for the past 6 years. I'm a teacher with an MA in English. That's only important because it affects my school's salary scale and what I should be getting paid.
Six years ago, I earned that degree and submitted all ... | 3 | 4 | |
1421247481 | 1421312853 | t3_2sekrz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU - Told my wife I cheated on her
Tonight, I couldn't take the guilt anymore and told my wife that I had cheated on her several months ago.
We have been going through some tough times. I myself am a bit of an emotional disaster at the best of times. And I like sex, like a lot. Like I'm 48 and I don't min... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1421247448 | 1421290885 | t3_2sekpf | t5_2to41 | 6,080 | MikeEchoOscarWhisky: TIFU by losing $1 million dollars
So today, I decided to go to the casino and have a try at the casinos interlinked accumulative pokie (slot) machine which has been progressively accumulating money during the past twelve months without it mega jackpotting. It wasn't until November of last year when... | 16 | 380 | |
1421248073 | 1424881781 | t3_2selx3 | t5_2to41 | 364 | icanDL300lbs: TIFU by listening to my voicemails on speaker in Verizon.
Okay so this actually happened a couple of years ago but something triggered the memory of this event and it's just too good not to share.
A couple of years ago my now husband and I went out to the bars with some friends from out of town. I wake... | 10 | 36.4 | |
1421249591 | 1421298482 | t3_2seotf | t5_2to41 | 295 | Doomaga: TIFU by introducing my Dad to the porn I'd been watching.
A good few years ago, maybe around 6-8 years ago I was 16ish years old living at home whilst going to school/college.
One night I was home alone and had been watching some porn on my laptop when the battery just gave out on me. I thought, 'ah fuck it' a... | 8 | 36.875 | |
1421249938 | 1421271805 | t3_2sepi9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Music_Junkie7: TIFU by forgetting cleaning my SO's car
So background on me and my SO, is that I go with her to her school everyday and hangout while she's in class. I usually hang in her car and wait. Before I leave and go home, me and her clean the car excessively of anything that can get her in trouble.
So anyways,... | 4 | 2 | |
1421249975 | 1421368058 | t3_2sepkn | t5_2to41 | 247 | MansJusEre: TIFU by Facebook stalking
So just for some context, I'm a first year at university, my campus is segregated and is only for people on my course since ours is twice as long as the average course. In our year, we've got like three hundred people, so most people would have seen everyone, and you can imagine th... | 5 | 49.4 | |
1421250418 | 1421293888 | t3_2seqgl | t5_2to41 | 7 | micajoeh: TIFU by going to school.
Yesterday, I wasn't feeling the best. I had a sore throat, sore stomach... Just a bad, bad cold. So, I was going to stay home, sleep, reddit etc. I decided otherwise, as I'm visiting Microsoft HQ Friday and monday.
Block C was the first block of the day. English. *sarcasm* yay. I ar... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421248051 | 1421263549 | t3_2selvw | t5_2to41 | 21 | wewilltry: TIFU by nudging a friend on the bus
Last week I ran into my friend A on the bus. A and I go way back, and we had talked about her job and where she was going. Today on the bus, she sits down next to me without noticing who I am. I nudge her a little hard in the ribs and say hey. She smiles awkwardly.
I say,... | 3 | 7 | |
1421252193 | 1421252866 | t3_2seu2z | t5_2to41 | 6 | touchmyfuckingcoffee: TIFU by getting mad at Reddit
Ok, I got drunk the other day and made a stupid comment, equating my upvotes and thousands of comments with my credibility.
Stupid comment [here](http://np.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/2s63u6/dysons_latest_feat_of_overengineering_a/cnmuk37?context=10000).
This was s... | 3 | 2 | |
1421253048 | 1421259407 | t3_2sevyi | t5_2to41 | 4,731 | kurtcobain94: TIFU by improperly positioning my erection [NSFW]
Swarlsonegger: Am I the only one who is baffled by the TWO HOUR busride EVERY DAY? You spend 4 hours every day in the fucking bus?! WHY?!
kurtcobain94: It's ridiculous. I take advantage of the situation and sleep.
[deleted]: x
kurtcobain94: * Very poor sc... | 14 | 337.928571 | |
1421249824 | 1421254569 | t3_2sepak | t5_2to41 | 95 | SamSvm: TIFU by being in my parents room
I was just in my parents room, sitting on their chair casually scrolling through reddit on my phone. My dad comes in and opens up a suitcase to get his bank book to write a check. However I was at an angle where I could partially see inside the suitcase. It contained cheques, ba... | 3 | 31.666667 | |
1421253129 | 1421267316 | t3_2sew4l | t5_2to41 | 71 | AttTbT: TIFU by bringing my puppy on a date
Matched with a cute girl on Tinder and we connected over the picture of my puppy that I shamelessly included in my profile. I didn't get a puppy to enhance my Tinder game, but holy shit has she been a good wingdog. Anyway, we make plans to meet at a local brew pub that is dog... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1421253973 | 1421254965 | t3_2sexxb | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an idiot and ignoring every bit of travel experience I have.
I just got back from a trip to Cuba.
I took a ton of pictures. I religiously moved them from my camera to a small external hard drive every day, since my laptop didn't have enough space.
I carry my laptop and camera with me in my... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421255166 | 1421256076 | t3_2sf0ic | t5_2to41 | 8 | Im_Doc: TIFU - By putting on deodorant
This story is a friend of mine who doesn't reddit and she said I could share it.
Happened this morning. She's a married lady with two kids under 5, and is finishing her last year of her BA, she's KINDA busy. This morning, she had woken up late, and was running all kinds of behind.... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421255149 | 1421267098 | t3_2sf0h3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Club_BLT: TIFU by killing a dog and nearly getting punched in the face.
This happened to me about two years ago.
A little about what I do for this terrible thing to happen. I deliver mail and anyone who knows what dogs are like with the postman know they tend to be very vicious towards us, this by any means is no excu... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1421255996 | 1421598951 | t3_2sf2bl | t5_2to41 | 33 | mizzlepizzle: TIFU by trusting my cat to be a decent human being for once in his life.
This fuck-up was yesterday, but I was too shaken up to post about it.
Some important background:
My cat, Kitty, and I moved into a house with my boyfriend and his cat, Meche.
Now, Meche is very panther-like. He's very large. And... | 9 | 3.666667 | |
1421256349 | 1421256956 | t3_2sf358 | t5_2to41 | 9 | GatoradeEnthusiast: TIFU by not taking the right choices
So today was my first day at work and I was very hyped to finally start working. I got to the office early and waited a few minutes for my co-workers to arrive. They show me to my desk and introduce me to the rest of the people in the office, everyone seemed frie... | 3 | 3 | |
1421258605 | 1421260220 | t3_2sf7yj | t5_2to41 | 7 | poodles_and_oodles: TIFU by not paying attention in Chemistry lecture
The professor was going over the syllabus or something, I was ducking around on Reddit. [This video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9OgJCtleo) shows up via /r/deepintoyoutube. The title of the post was "Walking up stairs is for chumps (scared me at ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421258793 | 1421328381 | t3_2sf8e2 | t5_2to41 | 278 | Ferfrendongles: TIFU by laughing at a kid when he "auditioned" for bass guitar. Well, it was years ago, but I'm just getting my comeuppance.
I recently started a great job (IMO) as a ritzy hotel's night clerk. It's awesome. I just reddit.
Today I met my boss boss for the first time, and he said "do I know you from som... | 6 | 46.333333 | |
1421258372 | 1421260648 | t3_2sf7gg | t5_2to41 | 11 | redditmakesmegiggle: TIFU by re-posting my TIFU from the other day for people who are requesting me to do so? (Waking up and peeing) - Includes all updates as of this morning.
tennisguru18: And its gone again.
Jayleighhes: Damn
tennisguru18: Look at his post history, he's spamming the ever loving shit out of this dead... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1421258832 | 1421364040 | t3_2sf8hk | t5_2to41 | 308 | dylan15766: TIFU by shouting "FUCK OFF" in college after the teacher had finished talking.
I'm a ICT student at college. we were in a class learning about reviewing movies and how they are made etc.. While the teacher was reading out all the tasks that we had been set that lesson, me and my friend were playing a 2 play... | 7 | 44 | |
1421260587 | 1421340656 | t3_2sfcep | t5_2to41 | 48 | jkdunn: TIFU by getting a flat tire on the coldest day of the year.
So let me start this out by saying that on most occasions I tend to be borderline intelligent. Now let me explain how I managed to be incredibly stupid.
Transiting along the highway to my place of business this morning I noticed a small vibration in t... | 4 | 12 | |
1421261545 | 1421299091 | t3_2sfef6 | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being a savvy mall shopper
A recent TIFU post from a guy who tried on clothes in a kids' Abercrombie store reminded me of this.
I was a 25 year old male without a ton of money, travelling across the country playing in a small band with some friends, and I arrived in my hometown in desperate need... | 4 | 25.5 |
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