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1421335419 | 1421338169 | t3_2sirrz | t5_2to41 | 22 | DoomKitty: TIFU by lying to my boyfriend for the past year
I need some advice, I haven't been honest to anyone. my boyfriend, my family or even readers of Reddit. My "best friend" was actually my fwb, when my boyfriend and I got together my "best friend" didn't take it well. For the first 4 months of the relationship w... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1421328670 | 1421340158 | t3_2sigs9 | t5_2to41 | 32 | restubs: Tifu by showing my cousin five nights at Freddy's
This is happening right now. As I'm writing this under a pillow on my cell .
So I'm in the Philippines for vacation with my family at my cousins place on my laptop playing Tera when my cousin (M/9) watches me play. So he starts asking what games I have, so I ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1421336084 | 1421361909 | t3_2sit1b | t5_2to41 | 8 | ThatKid3600: TIFU by sneezing on a girl and calling her a bitch
Like most F-ups, this didn't happen today. My fuck up took place in my tenth grade english class. I always had the unfortunate fate of being seated near this girl, who we will call Anne, that taunted me daily. She did things to me such as poking me in the ... | 4 | 2 | |
1421330994 | 1421353395 | t3_2sik59 | t5_2to41 | 71 | GuitarKitteh: TIFU by almost making my family puke, then letting a cat take the blame.
Been reading a lot of these, and decided to post, like a lot of the stories on here, this actually didn't happen today but last year.
So my aunt had this cat (just a little back story) and the thing would just attack you over noth... | 10 | 7.1 | |
1421333419 | 1421340972 | t3_2sio63 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by using cuddly toys as tissues [NSFW]
This is my first ever post, and this is a disposable account.
I was around 12 or 13 years old at the time of the incident.
I'm sure it wasn't uncommon for kids this age to have quite a large cuddly toy collection left from their younger childhood; I for one had qu... | 3 | 5 | |
1421337559 | 1421614151 | t3_2sivxm | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU By not exercising my Miranda rights. (Incredibly long) Part 3
You can find the previous stories here
[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2s72ft/tifu_by_not_exercising_my_miranda_rights_long/)
[Part 2](http://freetexthost.com/zwdq6uksfn)
Let me start off by making a few corrections in my ch... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1421337393 | 1421339500 | t3_2sivks | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking my own piss.
Went out last night to celebrate getting a new job. Unbeknownst to me I got so drunk that I pissed into a nalgene water bottle that was on my night stand.
I was so hungover I woke up with a thirst that can't be quenched and I started to chug my own pee.
Nick_Indignation: Well,... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1421338409 | 1421348455 | t3_2sixpf | t5_2to41 | 22 | RickoT: TIFU by telling a cancer patient I'd have to kill him.
My office is in a building that we share with a lot of other companies. One of the floors is for UW (University of Washington) Medical Center. Our floor is secured with a keycard and I frequently have people say "Ooo, what's on that floor? Is it a secret?" ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1421339410 | 1421343848 | t3_2sizqr | t5_2to41 | 7 | Nexiogi: TIFU bu spilling chocolate milk all over a class mate
This happened a couple years ago. I'm a high school kid who went to a public middle school, every lunch I was hyped about going to recess. One day a happened to be a bit too hyped and half finished my carton of chocolate milk, I went to throw the contents o... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421326484 | 1421447756 | t3_2sidyg | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by vacuuming up eggs.
This happened a few years ago but who gives a fuck.
I had recently become a pro at making scrambled eggs and would sometimes juggle with the eggs before cracking them into the pan. I was particularly hungry one day and decided to make scrambled eggs with a total of 5 eggs (mental,... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421339388 | 1421386696 | t3_2sizp9 | t5_2to41 | 7,084 | MissKatieMae: TIFU by taking a few drinks of my sweet tea before realizing...
that there were hundreds of little baby ants swimming in it.
JDSchu: Wow, this is actually a legitimate fuck up. Without a long, rambling story trying to excuse sheer stupidity. This is the sort of thing that could happen to anyone (particul... | 16 | 442.75 | |
1421340082 | 1421347831 | t3_2sj13u | t5_2to41 | 9 | eggshitter: TIFU by leaving my phone in my bag.
davaunte: How old are you?
eggshitter: 15 today, why?
ThePsych18: Happy birthday, underage redditor.
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1421340678 | 1421359990 | t3_2sj2bu | t5_2to41 | 22 | throwthrowawaymylife: TIFU by showing my hair.
For those not in the know, Muslim women wear a scarf out of respect and modesty. I am a half-arab, half-american, living in an Arab country. My whole life, I've not been a very good Muslim. I believe, but I dont practice well. I have nothing against Islam, but my childhood... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1421340881 | 1421344446 | t3_2sj2ra | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by pocket dialing my mom while I was high
This was quite a few years ago but is still a good story.
Background: I was an avid pot smoker in high school and naturally my parents were not too keen with this. I was being drug tested for a while and had proven I could keep off this grass (for a while). So ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1421340944 | 1421379051 | t3_2sj2w3 | t5_2to41 | 41 | KingAtomos: TIFU by calling my Girlfriend's sister a "wet dog."
Sorry ahead of time for format, I'm on a phone.
So last night my Girlfriend's sister is coming over because we are working on moving out together. We were supposed to talk about apartments and stuff. That's not how the night went.
They decided to go t... | 9 | 4.555556 | |
1421341758 | 1421422911 | t3_2sj4nz | t5_2to41 | 1,657 | scavenger313: TIFU by screaming in terror and waking up my family
I woke up at an especially ungodly hour this morning... I remember briefly trying to figure out why I would wake up so early, when my hand came into contact with the hand of a stranger. Heart racing, I realized that the position of the hand meant that th... | 6 | 276.166667 | |
1421341678 | 1421343958 | t3_2sj4hx | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By Trying To Help A Redditor Not Fuck Up
This happened today, and is just so surreal that I just had to post.
So I was browsing AskReddit, not even an hour ago, when I came across a submission titled "Reddit, How are you still "cheating the system"?". Interesting enough, I decide to read some of the re... | 3 | 4 | |
1421343409 | 1421381413 | t3_2sj87k | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a smartass
So to provide context, I'm a student, and ever since elementary school, my friend and I had been bullied by this idiot 2 years older than us, let's call him Alex. He'd make fun of us, pick on us, embarrass us, and more. We once tried to fight back with violence, but he started... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421343248 | 1421377306 | t3_2sj7vd | t5_2to41 | 404 | [deleted]: TIFU by quitting marijuana
Okay. So this has been a really strange morning for me. Two days ago was my last day of smoking weed, as my mother is drug testing me this month to determine whether or not she will allow me to visit my friends in Colorado (kinda ironic). I guarantee this entire story is true, thou... | 10 | 40.4 | |
1421340323 | 1421350566 | t3_2sj1lm | t5_2to41 | 17 | _alalala: TIFU by reading TIFU ..
So I'm sitting in class, and obviously I'm on reddit (this was after i died in DST but that's another story). My prof is so boring and drags on forever so I'm not paying attention.
Well, I'm holding in all my giggles while browsing reddit when i come across one of the funniest posts ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1421343641 | 1421355020 | t3_2sj8om | t5_2to41 | 3 | BeardoMasters: TIFU by checking my email
So today is the first week of classes at my university and usually the classes are just a few minutes long because the profs introduce the class then dismiss. Today I'm sitting in a large classroom of about 140 students, front row. It's almost time for class to start so I decide... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421343743 | 1421560051 | t3_2sj8wj | t5_2to41 | 918 | coffeesmasher: Tifu trying to return a coffee because it tasted burnt
Usually I'll go to a local coffee shop that roasts the beans daily. Every morning when they do their roasting, the powerful delicious aroma lofts throughout the neighborhood.
Needless to say I missed their coffee this morning. I tried a Starbucks ... | 12 | 76.5 | |
1421344031 | 1421535978 | t3_2sj9hi | t5_2to41 | 13 | permanent-vacation: TIFU by unfriending my BIL... Lonely sister now hates me.
So, from the very start of my sister and her now husband's relationship, He has posted some passive aggressive shit on FB. Having reached it's peak aggravation for me, I deleted him. It is just fucking face book for christ sake. I... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1421344969 | 1421345637 | t3_2sjbir | t5_2to41 | 3 | Yoshikilla: TIFU by getting the Amazon Fire Phone
So I was one of those suckas who let an AT&T rep sell me an Amazon Fire phone at full price. I could just stop there. I guess I was bedazzled by the headtracking gesture shit, which allows you to browse the interwebs without touching the screen. So there I am months... | 3 | 1 | |
1421345413 | 1421367094 | t3_2sjcjd | t5_2to41 | 7 | surely_stoned: TIFU by trying to swallow a pill with coffee.
That just happened to me. I felt the need to throw myself under the bus just so someone else can pick me up and throw me under another one coming in the opposite direction. IHML
Forgot to mention that the coffee was hot as fuck.
samatsc: I don't drink coffee... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421345528 | 1421357779 | t3_2sjcs3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Unclefuckup: TIFU by teaching my nephew manners
My nephew is three years old. Last weekend was his parents' anniversary, and they left him with me and my girlfriend while for one night while taking a mini-vacation. The kid is really sweet, and handled the situation really well. No crying, no "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD," nothin... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1421346730 | 1421350330 | t3_2sjfho | t5_2to41 | 10 | Gramma_Jew: TIFU my computer.
So, the fuck up started on Sunday night. I was just winding down playing video games like any other night when my computer freezes, okay no biggie right, maybe just wait a bit and it'll sort itself out. After 10 seconds I am done with that plan and initiate plan B, restart the computer.
I ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1421347377 | 1421357673 | t3_2sjgwu | t5_2to41 | 132 | Ragezone: TIFU by ordering bed restraints through Amazon.
So, I currently live with family and I decided to order some bed restraints for some sexytime fun with the girlfriend. Look through Amazon, find what I want, says it ships discreetly. Great.
Get home from work and hear "you have mail, it's on the counter," and ... | 6 | 22 | |
1421347488 | 1421347976 | t3_2sjh5k | t5_2to41 | 31 | FABlAN: TIFU by letting my crush sit on my lap
First of all let me apologize for any mistakes I make .English isn't my first language but i hope you can still enjoy my Fuck up .
So this happend yesterday. We have this study area on our campus . I always head over there during lunch break to study for my next lessons ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1421347512 | 1423174435 | t3_2sjh7g | t5_2to41 | 1,383 | bishop311: TIFU by scaring my sleeping cat
OK, so a few hours ago I was sitting in my recliner at home, reading a hardback book of about 450 pages in length. My orange tabby cat, Meatball, was sleeping on the carpet about 3 feet in front of my chair and had been there for about 30 minutes, snoozing contentedly. A lit... | 16 | 86.4375 | |
1421348405 | 1421370411 | t3_2sjj4r | t5_2to41 | 107 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally aquiring a pack of bitches.
I have been looking for a husky to try to replace the companion mine lost recently.
So I've been contacting adoption agencies and going through listings for weeks. I'd find an ideal husky, tell them about my fenced & forested 5 acres with streams running ... | 3 | 35.666667 | |
1421349027 | 1421388609 | t3_2sjklq | t5_2to41 | 3 | CanadianGladiator: TIFU by not talking to my prof after class
I posted about this last week on [/r/reactiongifs](http://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/2rz5vr/mrw_the_prof_of_my_500_person_lecture_asks_to/). The short story is that near the end of my class last week (which is a lecture with 500 people in it) the... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1421349852 | 1421350567 | t3_2sjmge | t5_2to41 | 5 | TIFUBigDreams: TIFU by Not listening to my mother
Some background: I didn't grow up with much which led to me becoming such a huge dreamer. I always wanted to be apart of something great and go to great places. And for me, college was part of that.
So, this is where my FU begins... I applied to my dream school and I ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421349981 | 1421361695 | t3_2sjmrg | t5_2to41 | 17 | conradical30: TIFU by forgetting to turn in a homework pass. Completely changed the way I viewed the world.
I apologize. Like many TIFU's this was not today, but 10 years ago.
My father made a bet with all of my siblings that if we got straight A's through middle school and high school until we turned 16, he would buy... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1421350837 | 1421702242 | t3_2sjopb | t5_2to41 | 7 | FirstTimeRedditorEh: TIFU by screwing my friend over in Chemistry
My friend (we'll call him Dave) and I are both in the same chemistry honors class. After months of laborious efforts and grueling tests, we finally make it to the final. Both of us are hanging on to A-'s for dear life.
So we take the final, and we bot... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421351038 | 1421351966 | t3_2sjp57 | t5_2to41 | 11 | TsunTsunJaime: TIFU by having my hand down my pants at work
I forgot there was a client in the front, and I walked out of my office scratching my belt area because I had it on a little too tight. Looked pretty bad, he didn't comment....I pretended it didn't happen. Still really embarrassing.
Nsun59: Should have stared ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421351308 | 1421398210 | t3_2sjpsh | t5_2to41 | 12 | AnOddSeriesOfTubes: TIFU by petting the wrong cat...
Drinking over at Friend B's house about 2 months ago. Quite drunk and Friend A and I, being the animal lovers that we are, spot a cute cat and begin petting it.
Friend B says, "don't pet that cat guys my family rescues cats and that one will fuck you up out of nowhe... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1421349745 | 1421373420 | t3_2sjm8v | t5_2to41 | 6 | Inaerius: TIFU by ruining my chance of getting a job with a company.
This just happened to me. I'm a complete idiot.
I had a friend forward my resume to a company contact and I followed up with the company contact just now. He told me someone would contact me in the next few days to interview me for a position at th... | 3 | 2 | |
1421351700 | 1421369139 | t3_2sjqo9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | rinisthebest: TIFU by being a ninja assassin hired by the CIA
So in my school library today during a free period i decided it was a good idea to try and ninja star throw my friends ID card at her face and pretend to be a highly specialized assasin hired by the CIA. Successfully hit her upper eyelid. Woops. Could have b... | 3 | 2 | |
1421352335 | 1421353533 | t3_2sjs49 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not looking before I ate a Ring Ding
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downvotemeufags: ...wtf is a ring ding?
YuriFalconfire: Added to top what a [RingDing](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj97/oceanview/RingDing3.jpg) is
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1421349658 | 1421650163 | t3_2sjm1j | t5_2to41 | 2 | pizzarollsnhotpocket: TIFU by telling my seven-year old niece's class that Santa isn't real.
Well this didn't happen today but like all other posts in this subreddit it was a while ago. Two christmases ago to be exact. My seven-year old niece came up to me a week before Christmas asking me if Santa was real because s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421353825 | 1421411922 | t3_2sjvko | t5_2to41 | 16 | Lady_Aurelia: TIFU by bleeding all over my boyfriend's bed
My periods tend to be pretty heavy the first night. Knowing this, I wore an extra large tampon, pad, thick grannypanties, and sweats to bed when I spent the night at my boyfriend's apartment last night. I woke up this morning to find I had bled through every pr... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1421353800 | 1421355381 | t3_2sjvid | t5_2to41 | 2 | inmyhand: tifu by not locking door
So this happened yesterday I'm out of town on a work related trip. I have some time to kill and decide to rub one out i'm single and it's been a while so I fire up the laptop and proceed to do my deed and from out of nowhere the maid opens the door and just wants to give me towels as ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421354785 | 1421356172 | t3_2sjxqz | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering the phone in my fake Punjabi accent.
I work customer service for an online retailer. All day people call me and want either a tracking number or want to complain about their order being late. So in my desperate attempt to create some sort of entertainment for myself at this abysmal job I ma... | 3 | 3 | |
1421354754 | 1421357773 | t3_2sjxop | t5_2to41 | 22 | brealytrent: TIFU by eating $20,000
Unfortunately this didn't happen today, but rather seven to ten years ago. I just remembered and thought I'd share -
So about seven or so years ago I was at my grandparents house, enjoying "Camp Grandma and Grandpa" which was basically me and my siblings spending a month or so duri... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1421354057 | 1421440973 | t3_2sjw4v | t5_2to41 | 7 | Shaskool2142: TIFU by immigrating too late
Dear reddit today's i fucked big time
So let me just set the stage
I recently moved from India to Canada I moved in September and for two months our family was looking for a home until we decided to settle in a town 3 hours outside of Toronto we settled found me a school and... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421355014 | 1421357612 | t3_2sjy98 | t5_2to41 | 13 | cameron919: TIFU by eating instant potatoes
I was hungry and without any fresh foods, so I looked into my pantry and found a box of instant potatoes. I bought it a long long time ago and never touched it because, well, they sell fresh potatoes at the grocery store. Anyways, they're obviously expired but I'm one of thos... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421355589 | 1421357838 | t3_2sjzl3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | BlitzBeast21: TIFU by watching too good a movie
Girlfriend night, had a sweet evening grilling steak and drinking beer with her lovely company. As the night winds down and we want to enjoy ourselves further I put a movie on so that we can be make noise and not have to worry about people over hearing. I put on John Wic... | 3 | 3 | |
1421356130 | 1421365410 | t3_2sk0ub | t5_2to41 | 8 | RED_8: TIFU by trying to watch The Hobbit in 3D
So earlier today, upon discovering that my sister was coming home from a nearby university town for the first time in a few weeks, I decided to take her to the cinema to see the hobbit. Anyways, I order the tickets online from my local cinemas webpage, (I just searched fo... | 4 | 2 | |
1421357144 | 1421358539 | t3_2sk34v | t5_2to41 | 8 | VPizazz: TIFU by making DP reference to my boss and coworkers. Possibly NSFW.
usivdoma: What's DP anyways?
Damn_Pizzas: Dr. Pepper
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421354063 | 1421369825 | t3_2sjw5a | t5_2to41 | 6 | Silent_Killah: TIFU by using a sink at work that I don't usually use (NSFW by any means!)
So, mostly everyone that I've come across has their favorites. If you have to shit at work... you have your favorite stall. Piss... favorite urinal. Wash hands... favorite sink. So that's where my TIFU comes in.
I just left th... | 3 | 2 | |
1421357683 | 1421358851 | t3_2sk4c3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | kvenaik696969: TIFU by melting my classmates 800$ shoes.
Long time lurker of this particular sub reddit. I haven't shared anything yet because I'm not a man of fuck ups.
So right now I'm having my chemistry practical FINALS at school. They usually involve simple stuff like organic and inorganic salt analysis, titrati... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421358104 | 1421359287 | t3_2sk5aw | t5_2to41 | 56 | Insanim8er: TIFU By showing my soon to be father-in-law my junk.
This happened last night. My fiancé's dad came over for dinner since his wife was having dinner with her friend. as soon as he walks in, he takes a seat at the table to say hi to our 3 year old son. I was walking up to the table behind him and I see a rip... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1421354229 | 1421360464 | t3_2sjwim | t5_2to41 | 10 | whatIsReddit_2015: TIFU by leaving my white Russian glass out.
Had a nice drink with wife last night, and left my glass with White Russian ice in it. Apparently the cat smelled the dairy of the cream-based drink and indulged in the dilution. Now there are puke piles all over the house, waiting for me to get home.
Kille... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421359667 | 1421420646 | t3_2sk8sy | t5_2to41 | 79 | almost_KOd_a_girl: TIFU by head-butting the girl I like
I'm a high school senior. In junior year, as I struggled with the workload of AP/IB classes that I probably shouldn't have been in, I knew a beautiful redhead who kept trying to befriend me. Being the permavirgin workhorse that I am, I was too distracted to realiz... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1421359314 | 1421385338 | t3_2sk7yk | t5_2to41 | 149 | Lepprykaun: TIFU by setting my alarm
So this didn't happen today but rather a few years ago.
At the time, I owned a samsung galaxy s1. It was an awesome phone but being over a year old it was starting to crap out. Like most people I know, I use my phone to wake up for work in the morning, until one fateful day when i... | 4 | 37.25 | |
1421361737 | 1421425645 | t3_2skd6n | t5_2to41 | 131 | Confident1_Throwaway: TIFU by trying to be a Good Boyfriend
I woke early to make my girlfriend a nice breakfast before her classes. I just finished her cup of coffee and put the finishing touches on the breakfast. Tripped on the dog's squeak toy. Needless to say. She really didn't enjoy breakfast or the coffee landing ... | 7 | 18.714286 | |
1421363916 | 1421420839 | t3_2skhsr | t5_2to41 | 414 | dwayne_blopski: TIFU by accidentally Snapchatting my girlfriend that I'm going to break up with her.
Ok. Wow. I am shaking.
Literally five minutes ago I was snapchatting a friend and I felt the need to tell him I'm breaking up with my girlfriend of a year. The snapchat before the fatal one sent him to the top of my fr... | 7 | 59.142857 | |
1421363991 | 1421431108 | t3_2skhyx | t5_2to41 | 168 | Out-ofmind: TIFU by showing my mom furry smut on my phone.... nsfw
Jesus Christ.
I took pictures of a place I planned on moving into today. And so when I got home, naturally, I wanted to show it off. My phone was on 4 percent though and I....rushed a bit in flipping through the pictures. I'm standing next to my seat... | 15 | 11.2 | |
1421363891 | 1421364511 | t3_2skhr7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | E_L_M_122: TIFU by eating greek yogurt
so ive been having a lot of greek yogurt of recent (3 small pots a day) and since ive started my new semester ive decided to have that as my breakfast while in class...today was no different than any other day i get into class and begin to eat, roughly half way through a bit of yo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421363468 | 1421419689 | t3_2skgy5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Anarchaeologist: TIFU by brushing off my shirt in the bathroom
I run the fire protection program where I work, which entails various periodic checks of different kinds of equipment, many in extremely hard to reach spaces. One of the monthly tasks is to record the readings on the sprinkler system's pressure gauges. The... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1421362008 | 1421433228 | t3_2skdrw | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing keys, costing my company much $
Throwaway, because of course it is.
This happened a couple months ago, when I was only a couple months in at this job. Only recently did I come down from the adrenaline-pumping, heart attack that was this fuck up and it inspires just as much panic now to recoun... | 6 | 2 | |
1421365418 | 1421366367 | t3_2skkvy | t5_2to41 | 4 | TIFUirc: TIFU: Hackers now know my IP
So I know a few hackers. I don't know their real names, they don't know mine - it's better that way. We just chat on IRCs and they tell me about a few hacks they're currently working on. I work as a graphic designer, so I'll design some graphics for them in my spare time, if they a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421366485 | 1421382898 | t3_2skn2p | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing a song on Facebook, now some of my family thinks I'm gay.
Today I heard this song by a band called Hozier on the radio and thought it sounded pretty cool so I looked it up on youtube and shared the video on FB (without watching it first).
Now, I don't have a problem with homosexuality, and... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421366976 | 1421367807 | t3_2sko4u | t5_2to41 | 3 | Doveyy: TIFU by trusting a fart.
JoblessSniper: Wow. You were hiding it in someone else's house? Its underwear full of shit, not a Easter egg....
CaptMcAllister: However, just like an Easter egg, that sucker is going to smell terrible when nobody finds it until June.
| 3 | 1 | |
1421368665 | 1421401171 | t3_2skrd7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Garbanian: [NSFW for language/scenerios] TIFU by supplying a stranger who needed help drug money
Okay, so this happened about a year ago, but I just remembered about what happened that night today.
I've just come back from a driving 2 hours home from a concert, and I stopped at a gas station about a mile from my hou... | 3 | 3 | |
1421368654 | 1421376032 | t3_2skrcj | t5_2to41 | 14 | box-art: TIFU by throwing two bad jokes at the cops
So this happened a few days ago. I was at this gas station, having dinner with my dad. And then towards the end, I don't really know why, but I just looked at the cops (cops in my country always work in pairs) and asked (I later came to the conclusion that my tone mig... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1421368401 | 1421369478 | t3_2skqvq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting horny in the vicinity of a borrowed book
This didn't happen today, but a couple of years ago, maybe.
So basically, I'm lying in bed at my nan's house where we stay when my mom is at work. I think I'll do a bit of night time reading so I carry on reading this autobiography of a comedian I lov... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421369361 | 1421370331 | t3_2sksr4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | d3n14l: TIFU by pouring beer in my crotch
This literally happened a minute ago. New beers were ordered and except for my friend who is at the table with me no one noticed yet. Thing is, once I stand up peo
ple will think I fucking pissed myself, and I can't even blame them because it sure looks that way. New beers jus... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421369798 | 1421370894 | t3_2sktnn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by fingering my cat
Around 11:30pm I was starting to fall asleep on my bed when my cat jumped up. She laid down and as I normally do I reach to pet her. I'm laying face down so I can't see, reach my arm back and i have my fingers spread wide. Next thing I know I'm knuckle deep in my pet pussy all while ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421369527 | 1421454869 | t3_2skt35 | t5_2to41 | 34 | RetroSpectacle_: TIFU by eating at night and proceeding to get stitches...
This all happened a couple nights ago, but it's a significant fuck-up nonetheless and I thought you guys might enjoy.
Anyways, so it's pretty late at night and I'm getting ready for bed, but I start feeling a bit hungry. So naturally I go dow... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1421370918 | 1421371330 | t3_2skvt7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | itsoksee: TIFU by eating chocolate
This happened when I was 6 but still haunts me.
Grandma wants me to take a bath. She fills the bathtub up for me. I decide I need to poop before my bath. No big deal.
So I'm taking a bath and I see this piece of chocolate on the bathroom rug next to the tub. It was like an M&am... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1421368975 | 1421538076 | t3_2skrzb | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a rave.
Two months ago I spent my 19th birthday taking MDMA and going to a rave in Leeds, UK. When in a mosh pit I was "jabbed" in the arm by something sharp. Thinking nothing of it, I recently told my Mother who urged me to have a blood test. I am now HIV positive.
JeroenWing: This happe... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1421371694 | 1421416821 | t3_2skx9l | t5_2to41 | 15 | GoblinGeorge: TIFU by asking my husband if he wanted clean underwear
Yesterday I had to take my husband to the ER. We got there around 4 in the afternoon and around 1 this morning he sent me home to get some sleep.
Reluctantly I agreed, mostly to come home to feed the cats to avoid them going cannibal, but also to fet... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1421371884 | 1421505605 | t3_2skxn2 | t5_2to41 | 27 | thealphamale123: TIFU by going out with my friends
Backstory: I haven't been attending school lately as I have a huge load of external exams so I just stay home and study. When I go out, my father usually asks when I'm going to be back and I never make it on time. So last time I went out I came back home 2 hours late a... | 9 | 3 | |
1421372135 | 1421425450 | t3_2sky46 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I was high
This happened a couple weeks ago, but it's still quite the fuck-up.
My girlfriend does not like the idea of me smoking pot, and is afraid something bad might happen to me down the road. So when I accidentally let it slip up that I was getting together with a bunch o... | 3 | 1 | |
1421370065 | 1421375478 | t3_2sku6h | t5_2to41 | 5 | complexcavedweller: TIFU by trying to share photos of my nieces
Background story: I'm 22 y.o. male home from school for winter break. A few weeks ago my brother came to visit with my 1 month old nieces. This was the first time they were at my house, and also the first time I was meeting them (my parents had already met... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421374683 | 1421376197 | t3_2sl2kq | t5_2to41 | 6 | ba55fr33k: yawn
i tried buying an advertizing column in the local paper but wasn't getting any action
Keelik: TIWL by down voting this guy promoting one sub on another and feeling cool for going with the crowd.
dude5870: Can I be cool by association?
Keelik: You can be cool by affiliation for all I care, JUST GIMME Y... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421372088 | 1421615010 | t3_2sky0u | t5_2to41 | 8 | Rhyno08: Tifu by being rear ended in my brand new car
This happened two weeks ago and it's been a huge fu. Let me start from the beginning:
My friends and I decided that a good hang out session was long overdue. We were going to go camping but due to poor weather, we ended up going to a restaurant for some tasty Japan... | 4 | 2 | |
1421375480 | 1422482132 | t3_2sl4k7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ScarletandLunaRcool: TIFU by kicking my cat by accident
So, I just sat at my desk, swinging my legs. I had no idea my cat was underneath me, and then the cat just goes BATSHIT INSANE, shrieking and sprinting around like he has rabbis, and I'm just yelling apologies, and the friend I was talking to on the phone was conf... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421373905 | 1421728880 | t3_2sl1jh | t5_2to41 | 5 | sudofox: TIFU by halting our production server and destroying its internet connection
I had two instances of PuTTY (an SSH/remote terminal client) open - one connected to the CentOS virtual machine running on my local computer, and the other connected to our production server. Unfortunately, I typed 'halt' into the wro... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421374915 | 1421376166 | t3_2sl3hy | t5_2to41 | 3 | Whotella: TIFU by hiding under someones bed.
**Background Information:**This happened last June when my school went to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada I had just turned 14 when this happened and I really like scaring people.
My school went for a trip to Ottawa and we were staying in a University dorm due to the fact that the ... | 3 | 1 | |
1421374834 | 1421380925 | t3_2sl3bv | t5_2to41 | 3 | NeighborMikey: TIFU by letting my gay fraternity brother hit on me
I was just initiated a month ago, and I've been having a great time getting to know brothers and look into other chapters across the nation. Our fraternity is very open to men of different race, creed, orientation, all that jargon.
One of the new brot... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1421376203 | 1421431919 | t3_2sl5zh | t5_2to41 | 4 | SuperSpecialBrownie: TIFU by possibly cheating on my boyfriend
So this is a throwaway for obvious reasons...
Earlier today my boyfriend sent me a text saying he was going to the library after class. I've been going out with him for about 3 months and he has always been really private about his family life. Out of kno... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421375083 | 1421380090 | t3_2sl3t3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting Whatsup app
So my sister and best friend have been trying to make me get Whats app for a few months now and I always said no, for those that don't know what it is, it's basically another damn texting app that is similar to AIM and your buddy list is your contacts, which get pulled automatica... | 4 | 5 | |
1421375270 | 1421476063 | t3_2sl45c | t5_2to41 | 106 | whattadoosher: TIFU by answering the phone while half asleep
Today I got home from work and immediately fell asleep. My friend called me later and asked if I could give his friend a ride home... they went to the movies and snuck in a bottle of vodka... she apparently drank too much and started to vomit. He said he ha... | 8 | 13.25 | |
1421376797 | 1421426566 | t3_2sl75p | t5_2to41 | 121 | theflylife13099: TIFU by giving my grandma a bag of my crotch fur.
So about a week ago I decided to give the old crotch fur a shave. Now mind you that this is not just regular hair, but the fucking Amazon jungle of pubes. It is because of this reason that I have to go at it in waves. The first wave is to take some scis... | 9 | 13.444444 | |
1421378268 | 1421460364 | t3_2sl9ws | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU: By venting my feelings
So after a tough break up with my girlfriend of 3 years I decided it was time to let out some of the emotions I was feeling, I don't have many friends and didn't have the guts to go see a shrink so I decided to post what I was feeling and my story on Reddit. I spoke about the per... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1421378141 | 1421415643 | t3_2sl9o1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Armkowy: TIFU my entire high-school life by using single swearword on Facebook
Whole story started 3 months ago, in middle of november 2014.
Before I start - sorry for my english, it's not my native language and I'm heavily depressed while writing this.
Peaceful... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1421377975 | 1421380144 | t3_2sl9bz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by crushing on a girl who had a crush on me
Hello, /r/tifu.
Get ready for a very long story.
This fuck-up started in the beginning of the summer last year. I just finished my second to last final and got invited to a gathering of one of the classes in my school. We went to a restaurant and after eati... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421379689 | 1421431332 | t3_2slchr | t5_2to41 | 143 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a prank on my new GF
So this fuck up is pretty bad and I'll probably lose my Gf. So awhile ago, I had a huge crush on my GF, and I finally had the nerves to talk to her. After about a year of this, I ask her out and she's like sure. She gets to know me and thinks of me as a sweet guy,and we a... | 6 | 23.833333 | |
1421380093 | 1421422585 | t3_2sld6q | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ijustdontgetitsadly: TIFU by trying to move on
I don’t wanna ramble on the back story to much because there’s a lot, but the basics are we had been friends since we were 15, 7 years ago, always had a connection but the timing was never right and we were best friends for a long time. We ended up dating for a around a ye... | 4 | 1 | |
1421381400 | 1421381833 | t3_2slfi1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | db_blast7: TIFU by upgrading to Yosemite
Firebeats121: Yeah, after Mavericks breaking some apps on my mac (Even when I redownload the newest version claiming to be compatible with Mavericks it doesn't work) I decided not to upgrade any more.
db_blast7: This happened when I got Mavericks. Saw Yosemite on a friends Mac... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421380420 | 1421415082 | t3_2sldsn | t5_2to41 | 4 | _parkwhore: TIFU by trying to masturbate at dads girlfriend's house.
genocidalbovine: You came from fear?
cannibalchickenn: Like a harrowing horror movie.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421382024 | 1421387689 | t3_2slgmh | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing a kid my boobs
Being bored & on my second glass of wine while boyfriend was at work, I somehow ended up on omegle just because I love talking to strangers and finding out what other people are like, I just find everyone so fascinating.
Anyway I decided it was time to do something more p... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1421382294 | 1434019262 | t3_2slh3c | t5_2to41 | 13 | MrGodsgiven: TIFU by drinking urine
So this actually happened on New Years Eve but here goes. After the countdown and fireworks My friend and I and these twin girls that we were with at the time were walking back from town to get a taxi to our place. On the way the girls bumped into some friends of theirs and we stoppe... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1421377042 | 1421447513 | t3_2sl7m0 | t5_2to41 | 30 | rosstheboss939: TIFU by unplugging my microwave
So the fuck up technically occurred about a month ago, but I didn't realize it until last week. I'm a freshman in college and I was getting ready to leave for winter break. One of my residence hall's rules is that I have to unplug my microwave before leaving for break, so... | 5 | 6 | |
1421383284 | 1421410470 | t3_2sliry | t5_2to41 | 10 | Curly4223: TIFU by procrastinating my life down the drain
This fuck up stemmed from my habitual procrastination and inability to listen to my parents. At first, it didn't affect me much, because of my own stupidity and procrastination, I missed valuable opportunities like scholarships, better grades, and a better colle... | 5 | 2 | |
1421383341 | 1421386168 | t3_2sliv7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | datjohnguy: TIFU by being too awkward to ask a girl I like out
This was over Facebook. I have no idea how to talk to her because I know next to nothing about her, except that she has a camera. I messed up in trying to ask her out and she just responded back and i have no idea what to say.
TL;DR: I was too much of a pa... | 8 | 1 | |
1421384208 | 1421441454 | t3_2slkbc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by verbally assaulting a girl with down syndrome.
Throwaway because blah blah.
I am a college student and this morning I was on my way to my English class. On the way there I checked the time and noticed that if I didn't hurry, I would be late.
So I'm speed-strutting down the hall and I get to the... | 4 | 1 |
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