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1421262275 | 1421296412 | t3_2sfg24 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU By not exercising my Miranda rights. (Really Long) part 2
[You can read part 1 here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2s72ft/tifu_by_not_exercising_my_miranda_rights_long/)
So some people liked my story and commented on how I managed to turn my life around after the fact. Well I did get my shit ... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1421263211 | 1421270079 | t3_2sfi20 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU some kid's head and legs
This wasn't today.
Basically I was playing rugby in an indoor stadium, and I was one of the 2 big guys that were there, every other kid was thin.
So, after a scrum, I was chasing the guy who had the ball and I tried going in for a tackle but I missed and fell down, so I got up a... | 3 | 1 | |
1421263632 | 1421274548 | t3_2sfiyt | t5_2to41 | 8 | NovaOsha: TIFU by falling asleep during an AP English test
I read the passage from the book that we needed to write about, planned out my whole essay, and began writing. My eyelids started getting heavy so I grabbed a Coke and started drinking it and continued to try and write. I finished the introduction paragraph slo... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421265973 | 1421268452 | t3_2sfoaf | t5_2to41 | -4 | gore-juss: TIFU By Pranking A Horny Boy
thirty_cigarettes: As someone who's had this "prank" played on them before (albeit less graphically), allow me to speak for Bob...get fucked.
gore-juss: Why were you looking for a blowjob from a girl you never met
thirty_cigarettes: Why are you playing grade-school jokes on some... | 6 | -0.666667 | |
1421265251 | 1421298927 | t3_2sfmle | t5_2to41 | 44 | gigitee: TIFU by not paying attention to the dark spot on my driver side window
I got to my car in the dark last night. I casually caught a dark spot on the window as I got in. I figured it was bird poop as I had parked under a tree. I rolled down the window all the way, and put my arm on the window sill to use my bad... | 8 | 5.5 | |
1421262385 | 1421328112 | t3_2sfg9o | t5_2to41 | 8 | cbigs97: TIFU By Leaving my Bag in the Gym
This happened yesterday after a basketball game for my school. We get on the bus and start driving away. We won so everybody is happy and joking and laughing etc. Once we get about two blocks away however, I realize that I'd left mt bag in the other teams gym. I ask to get off... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421262983 | 1421284606 | t3_2sfhja | t5_2to41 | 8 | catcatmewow: TIFU and might be out of a job
So this happened earlier this week. I am in a special assignment that is almost over. This means I am doing the job and getting paid for it but is a temporary position. I will have to compete for it if I want it. And guess what, I forgot to apply. I was told the job was mine ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421266793 | 1421760822 | t3_2sfq7b | t5_2to41 | 758 | 2LadiesThrowaway: TIFU by being part of a surprise polyamorous relationship.
Obvious Throwaway
So, I am a 29 YO male and have been with my wife (28) since highschool. We got married about 4 years ago and are very much in love. In college, she and I would have threesomes with other women and she expressed many of her... | 16 | 47.375 | |
1421265529 | 1421267497 | t3_2sfn82 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by being assigned to a group with my crush
TIFU by being assigned in a group with my crush. Quick back story: I had (and still have) a huge crush on this girl (let's call her X). In 9th grade, I asked X out and she said no (she barely knew me). The next year, I didn't do anything, but we were talking al... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1421267889 | 1421268553 | t3_2sfss4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Google Hangouts
This was a fuck up I never thought would happen. It seemed like such a simple thing, and I didn't know how bad it would get.
I have been dating a girl for a few weeks, things progressed pretty quickly into the infatuation, spending all time with each other phase. It was like I ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421258344 | 1421288307 | t3_2sf7e4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Juicetinian: TIFU by cracking my friend's phone screen
So my friends and I were in study hall and one of them alt+f4ed my window and I flipped out and knocked my OTHER friends phone out of his hands...it fell on the floor and the screen cracked...badly. I'm almost certain he will hate me for eternity.
love2go: There ar... | 3 | 2 | |
1421267349 | 1421325788 | t3_2sfrj8 | t5_2to41 | 94 | Godzilla_Is_Scottish: TIFU by not chewing properly.
This happened about two years ago at this point but thought I’d share it with you all now.
I was at a restaurant called Toby’s Carvery with my ex and her mother. For those that don’t know Toby’s Carvery is a cheap and cheerful budget restaurant chain in the UK who b... | 7 | 13.428571 | |
1421268674 | 1421271278 | t3_2sfulb | t5_2to41 | 11 | xxxplosivejr: TIFU My friends loud ass whisper
TIFU by my friend having a loud ass whisper.
A little back story. So I'm sixteen and im currently in highschool. I really like this girl in my health class, I have liked her since freshman year so I guess I have always had feelings for her.... but yea. I'm not sure why b... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421268637 | 1421352407 | t3_2sfuib | t5_2to41 | 20 | throwawayredditdate: TIFU by going on a date with m'lady from Tinder (also a Redditor)
PhoenixZOZ: Pretty sure I read her post a few hours ago
SGC1994: LINK
SuperMarioBro: ZELDA?
SGC1994: MY HERO! YOU'VE RETURNED!
| 5 | 4 | |
1421270572 | 1421277008 | t3_2sfyzg | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting corporate bagels.
Today, January 14, 2015, I took the train into downtown and stopped at corporatebagel because the year--passed--was a bad year for many local favorites.
The woman behind the counter at corporatebagel asked my order and name and said to shuffle down to the other register t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421270232 | 1421357499 | t3_2sfy7r | t5_2to41 | 305 | Throwaway21221221212: TIFU by drinking my dad's boxed wine and drunk texting all my friends
I've been back home for the past few weeks, and I've had trouble getting to sleep at a reasonable time. One night, I decided that some sleepytime tea would be just the thing to get me to sleep. Only thing is, everything in my ho... | 8 | 38.125 | |
1421271115 | 1421291215 | t3_2sg0a2 | t5_2to41 | 26 | OhSnapAWildThumb: TIFU By loosing a part of me
This is my first Reddit post. I've lurked on this subreddit for about a year now but never had anything worthy to share until today. This happened 8:30 in the morning today.
So a little back story to start with. It's not necessary so don't read it if you're not inter... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1421267745 | 1421272976 | t3_2sfsft | t5_2to41 | 16 | wordblender: TIFU by not telling my mother-in-law what LOL means
My mother-in-law is your typical sweet old lady and she tries her best to keep up with technology. But her learning curve gets to a certain point and then just… stops. She gets ‘how’ to do certain things (like e-mail) but then doesn’t get that her e-mail ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1421271123 | 1421293081 | t3_2sg0b8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | winkie5970: TIFU by dropping a deuce at a hotel
Typical disclaimer, didn't actually happen today, but [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2rwc11/tifu_by_having_a_tattoo_at_work/) story reminded me about this.
I was at a hotel for the USA Dance Nationals (amateur ballroom competition) a few years ago and I fel... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421273146 | 1421306276 | t3_2sg4ue | t5_2to41 | 7 | ThatSWRightThere: TIFU by yelling at a crazy guy in a train
Here it goes.
I was done with my martial arts training and heading back to work in the evening.
Minding my own business, I sat there with my mobile browsing the www for whatever.
In the seat section in front of me, there was a guy who didn't stop talking. Fr... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421274510 | 1421275884 | t3_2sg7um | t5_2to41 | 88 | yomandenver: TIFU by taking my son to get his flu shot.
I just returned home from being gone for work for about a month and a half. My son still needed his flu shot, and because he tends to be a tad over dramatic with things like this, my wife thought it would be best for me to take him.
I come up with the ingeniou... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1421274029 | 1421277096 | t3_2sg6su | t5_2to41 | 16 | UmmMyBad: TIFU by being the lonely creeper
I'm a student at a university I go to. On this day, I have a two hour break between one class to the next. I decided to go to a quiet study area to do some..."studying".
I quickly scanned around for a table and found one with a cute girl. Took a chair across from her so I ca... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1421274673 | 1422385539 | t3_2sg888 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu by taking the extension cord from the living room
So. In our living room there is an extension cord, that connects the wifi router to the wall. The extension cord is necessary because my roommates wifi card is fucked up and she runs the ethernet cord, which belongs to me from the router in the living ro... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1421275441 | 1421276479 | t3_2sg9z1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring my neighbors kids S**tless
About a month ago I made the mistake of showing my school friends where I live. Due to fact that many of my friends run cross country and run by my house daily I am always aware to the classic 'Ding Dong ditch' I have become accustomed to letting my dog out every ti... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421276020 | 1421285475 | t3_2sgb8q | t5_2to41 | 27 | griffinamaral: TIFU by admitting how much I like my best friend
So, today I stupidly thought it would be a good idea to confess to my best friend that I liked her more than just a friend.
Well that was a huge fuck up. I wrote a huge in depth long message pouring my heart out explaining how much I like her and how mu... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1421276298 | 1421338184 | t3_2sgbu2 | t5_2to41 | 933 | tindyfiasco: TIFU: Tindering on a work trip
I work as a consultant, so I'm on the road a lot. Last week I found myself on a business trip in a cold Midwestern city. Now as a newly single man, I naturally find myself on Tinder. I'm swiping right haphazardly per usual, and I get a match with a cute black girl. Her profil... | 9 | 103.666667 | |
1421276011 | 1421350985 | t3_2sgb7v | t5_2to41 | 12 | BigBavarian: TIFU by not providing an email-adress to reddit and forgetting my password, so i´m a living dead redditor
Long story made short: Subscribed to this "reddit" thing when a /r called the fappening posted some unusual photos of usual celebrities. (AFAIK the fappening was banned shortly thereafter). Didn´t know... | 6 | 2 | |
1421275949 | 1421329875 | t3_2sgb2x | t5_2to41 | 2 | Not_Niko_Bellic: TIFU By Uploading My Video On YouTube.
Like most TIFU's, this did not happen today but sometime in April last year. As a new Redditor, I thought I would share this story with everyone. Enjoy :3
*A quick Background*
I'm a 15 y/o male/
I make YouTube videos in my spare time/
My friends and I make fun of... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1421275911 | 1421277267 | t3_2sgb0c | t5_2to41 | 11 | Anon_Goes_To_Reddit: TIFU by not paying attention to where I was going at work.
Well reddit, I am embarrassed beyond all belief right now. My story just happened about 10 minutes ago. I work at a small call center and was just finishing my 30 minute lunch break when the rumble set in. Initiate auto pilot walk mode to t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421275315 | 1421278333 | t3_2sg9nv | t5_2to41 | 6 | MasterChefRamsey: TIFU By thinking axe was Breathe Freshener
So I saw axe at my local store today and I thought I'd give it a try. Didn't smell half bad, but when i was looking at the back of the can I saw a diagram showing a man spraying it into his mouth. I thought, damn well if this smells this good I wonder how goo... | 3 | 2 | |
1421277218 | 1421337258 | t3_2sgdri | t5_2to41 | 68 | MaskedSociopath: TIFU by being "suicidal"
So I'm taking general psychology this semester to finish off a credit requirement and I have to participate in 8 hours of case studies for the class. To figure out which case studies you qualify for they have you take a survey over tons of stuff and I guess they want to make su... | 8 | 8.5 | |
1421278368 | 1423082766 | t3_2sgg3g | t5_2to41 | 1,373 | fuqitol: TIFU by queefing and giving my dog brain damage.
As an intro, it's been about a month since the worst break up of my life. I [20F] have been horribly depressed, occupying my time laying in bed, watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and generally being a sack of sad. But all hope is not lost... I've got 3 incredibl... | 8 | 171.625 | |
1421278545 | 1421293098 | t3_2sgggn | t5_2to41 | 7 | NW_thoughtful: TIFU by not being aware of what was on my screen at work.
I like browsing reddit at work because the threads have relatively small type and if someone doesn't know what it is, they don't really lean in and read what's there. I don't worry about it. I love how plain it looks. Just now my staff person c... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421279023 | 1421280736 | t3_2sghic | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing voice chat through my T.V
Wasn't today but whatever. A few months ago my friend join my XBL party (xbox live) and I forgot to connect my mic before I left for the toilet.
I was messaging on my phone on the toilet (as you do) and I was saying I was taking a shit and then from my room at 2:A... | 5 | 2 | |
1421278488 | 1421318307 | t3_2sggbv | t5_2to41 | 36 | BeMoreLikeCmore: TIFU by forgetting that my pants had a zipper
TIFU by forgetting that my jeans had a zipper. I usually wear Levi 501 jeans which have a button fly. This means that, in order to go to the bathroom, I usually just give my pants a firm yank. Today, due to the fact that all of my normal 501 jeans were dirt... | 4 | 9 | |
1421278715 | 1421382546 | t3_2sggt5 | t5_2to41 | 413 | justwaithere: TIFU by confusing a 19-year-old girl for a 13-year-old boy
This happened a year ago, but for some reason popped into my mind today. The TIFU goes for me as well as for a girl involved in the story.
I went to university in a town 130 miles from my hometown and because of the relatively small distance betw... | 5 | 82.6 | |
1421281617 | 1422852791 | t3_2sgmxu | t5_2to41 | 199 | Latexnosex: TIFU By Losing My Virginity..
kristofersen: MORE DETAILS!
edit: Also, congrats! Still had sex.
Latexnosex: I'm a male. Put condom on. Started sexing. Started itching... And burning. Penis and hands look like tomatoes.
RANDOMMSPAINT: http://i.imgur.com/hY20Hat.png
Latexnosex: BAHAHAHA!!!! That's great. I ... | 8 | 24.875 | |
1421281763 | 1421282984 | t3_2sgna7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | per-aspera: TIFU by grumpily brushing off a stranger at 1am.
Let me preface this by saying that I'm a tall (6') woman. I kinda stick out in a crowd.
This Fall I was supposed to go out to a campus bar with my friend. I went to a big 10 university (graduated) that isn't in a very big city, but you still see some weirdo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421281415 | 1421282869 | t3_2sgmj6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Diaval: TIFU by doing laundry.
Put the laundry in. Check!
Set the temperature. Check!
Choose a program. Check!
Start the cycle. Check!
Come back after two hours only to find out you've skipped a few steps like adding fabric conditioner and washing powder.
Realize you're an idiot. Check!
Restart the program ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421282314 | 1421285515 | t3_2sgoej | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by not getting this girl's number.
TIFU about 20 min ago by not asking this beautiful girl for her number. So I was at Target, and I go to this checkout lane, and then all of a sudden, **BAM**.....me and this girl make eye contact. She is at the cash register paying for her items while I'm standing righ... | 14 | 1.785714 | |
1421280247 | 1421285182 | t3_2sgk34 | t5_2to41 | 19 | SheWantsTheEG: TIFU by tripping into my best friend
Fresh off of the vine of my dumbassery, this is one for reddit if I've ever experienced a proper fuck-up...
A little bit of back story for the week... I've been sick with a horrible stomach flu for the last two days, which has rendered me completely from coming into ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1421283310 | 1421460209 | t3_2sgqdi | t5_2to41 | 4 | MiracleWhipB4Mayo: TIFU by leaving my cell phone number on a customer's voice mail.
I work for a large corporation that handles some pretty serious financial issues for our customers. This leads to the need to talk to customers to either provide them updates or ask for info. I was wrapping up a 13 hour day and had one ... | 4 | 1 | |
1421284680 | 1421312877 | t3_2sgt17 | t5_2to41 | 7 | mrgayoso: TIFU by ordering Jimmy John's
TIFU by ordering a sandwich.
My friend has a soundboard, and he used it today to his advantage.
I was doing some homework, and my friend called me to test his soundboard in a skype call. After he tested his sounds, he asked me to play some Minecraft, and so I decided to procrast... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421288298 | 1421288558 | t3_2sh01l | t5_2to41 | 12 | AR96: TIFU thanks to a bee.
Fucking bee... The hate that I have for bees have been upgraded today thanks to this stupid ass be that entered through an opened window into the bus. Let me tell you how shit went down.
This happened a couple minutes ago. Probably 30 or 45 minutes. So I got into the bus and sat. I was list... | 3 | 4 | |
1421289245 | 1421298749 | t3_2sh1uj | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my girlfriend fat.
QThatOneGuy: Prove your worth: fuck her back into a state of confidence and security OP. i mean **REALLY** get into that shit like its the last time you see a vagina before going to jail for life. thats literally the only way you can redeem yourself (speaking from experien... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1421289433 | 1421289607 | t3_2sh27c | t5_2to41 | 0 | Zbomber47: TIFU By telling a kid to RD C:\ /s /q
I told a random kid yesterday to open run and type RD C:\ /s /q, becuase del C:\Windows\System32 /f /s /q seems more like a system file. I dont know why I said that, but after I left school I realized what I had done and the consequences. I dont think he even did it, but... | 3 | 0 | |
1421289494 | 1421294225 | t3_2sh2b1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting anger control me.
Disclaimers: this has no physical violence, sex, or anything exciting but I feel like ranting so here goes.
This just happened a few hours ago.
I'm in love. With a girl. Who loves me back. Who is dating someone who she loves as well. Classic twilight amirite?
Anyway she... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1421289548 | 1421290724 | t3_2sh2f4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | riptide747: TIFU by being put on a flight watch list by Homeland Security
So like most of these it happened last year (not today). My family and I were going to Florida for a vacation flying out from Portland. As our usual family outings go we didn't leave the house until an hour after the planned departure time and we... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421289065 | 1421291793 | t3_2sh1hy | t5_2to41 | 3 | Theelout: TIFU by buying soft drinks at the wrong time
I know that this sounds really petty, but yeah. Today I went out to the store to buy some bottles of soda for the weekend. The store upon my arrival had a nice deal going on, 3 2 litres for 6 bucks. Okay, I figured, that's pretty good. So I went and bought 3 bottle... | 3 | 1 | |
1421290806 | 1421326563 | t3_2sh4vq | t5_2to41 | 945 | Kass4lfc: TIFU by letting my little bro watch Fight Club...
So this actually happened a few months back, my little bro (16) really wanted to watch Fight Club, so I thought ill watch it with him as its such an awesome movie. My bro appreciates classic movies so i thought he'd really enjoy it, which he did .... However, ... | 10 | 94.5 | |
1421269907 | 1421390556 | t3_2sfxgf | t5_2to41 | 14 | HPatternHero: TIFU by drinking way too much at the most inopportune time.
Like almost all of the posts on here, this did not happen today, but last November. I am currently in college and have season tickets to the hockey games. On this one Friday night in November, my school had a home hockey game, so I ask my frien... | 7 | 2 | |
1421292035 | 1421334666 | t3_2sh79h | t5_2to41 | 312 | nongenerik: TIFU By reading a text my s/o received while i was playing games on her phone.
So today we got together with some friends and everyone split up into separate groups guys are watching a movie and girls are chatting and my s/o left her phone by me and i remembered she has games on there. I dont cause my phone... | 10 | 31.2 | |
1421287885 | 1421338056 | t3_2sgz82 | t5_2to41 | 20 | UhhPecans: TIFU by mustard gassing my house guests
OK so like most TIFU this actually happened last weekend. Back in the beginning of December I partook in a Yankee Swap where I ended up with an assorted basket of hot sauces, mostly basic stuff Siracha, Franks, Cholula run of the mill hot sauces, except for a couple in... | 5 | 4 | |
1421291523 | 1421339979 | t3_2sh69i | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to make ginger chews.
Long one but bear with me. Happened about 5 minutes ago. Ginger water still cooling..
Lately I've been loving ginger chews. Those little chewy candies that taste like ginger and get stuck in your teeth. Well, today I decided to make some.
After work I head to the stor... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421293437 | 1421298557 | t3_2sh9wb | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by masturbating
NoDiggityNoDoubt: The psychologist in me can't help but wonder if she was aroused, if even at the primal level, whatsoever.
I guess one way to find out is to break your arms.
burnblister: No, she wasn't aroused.
I don't understand the broken arms comment though.
NoDiggityNoDo... | 11 | 8.363636 | |
1421293694 | 1421307195 | t3_2shadh | t5_2to41 | 236 | bpdexter85: TIFU by comparing my fiance's boobs to the rest of her family's.
For some reason when she got home from work, we ended up getting on the topic of boobs and I said hers were perfect. She followed up by saying, "My sister and I were talking the other day and she said I do have the best boobs in the family."
... | 7 | 33.714286 | |
1421294043 | 1424682647 | t3_2shazz | t5_2to41 | 7 | Klodion: TIFU by asking a girl to come with me to buy Halo: Reach as a date.
I've been doing this college course since September, and have been talking to a lot of new people as you'd expect, one of them being a girl in my class.
After going to a party on the weekend and everything going great with her, I figured I'd ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1421293489 | 1421295353 | t3_2sha03 | t5_2to41 | 2 | LhDpZ: TIFU by lying to my referee
This is my first tifu so I apologize if its bad.
So a couple days ago I had a soccer game. I love soccer and my girlfriend and her parents went to watch me play. I'm pretty good at soccer too. So I score 3 goals and its we're winning 3-1. So the other team is doing everything possibl... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421295159 | 1421348116 | t3_2shd3f | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By being extremely politically incorrect
This fuck up was maybe an hour and a half ago.
So I am a supervisor at a small coffee shop chain in Rhode Island. Because I'm in a college town, I see a lot of different people from all walks of life-it's a very diverse town. We have a new person on the sched... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421290232 | 1421339935 | t3_2sh3s3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | yunker81: TIFU by getting pulled for speeding...twice...
...within a ten minute window.
First one was 70 in a 45 on a highway. Got a ticket for that. In the same stop, I got a written warning about my expired tag and a verbal warning about my tinted windows. Gave him a "Thank you sir." and I was on my way home.
Secon... | 7 | 3 | |
1421294062 | 1421299884 | t3_2shb18 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not getting laid
Made a bet I'd get laid. If I won I'd get $250 and a high 5. If not, I'd pay $250 to him (presumably for a hooker) and get a slap on the face.
I lost that bet. When he came over to collect and dish out the slap he accidentally got me in the eye. In my reaction I stumbled back and b... | 5 | 1 | |
1421296050 | 1421297182 | t3_2sheow | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through my boyfriends apps
Okay guys,
This story is real life, this is my real account. I'm shaking right now I'm so confused.
So a bit of backstory, I'm dating this masculine guy-- beard, tattoos, pitbull. Let's call him Hank. Hank works at a bar, he's worked at bars and coffee shops all ... | 6 | 4 | |
1421296775 | 1421298824 | t3_2shfx5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | WendyAlenkoShepard: TIFU by making a co-worker think I have low self-esteem or use needles.
When I walked into the ladies room at work to do a selfie in the full length mirror, some chick asked "Why is there a sharps container?" and another girl said "In case someone needs injections for their diabetes."
I then talked... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1421324146 | 1421339800 | t3_2shiea | t5_2to41 | 11 | teh_fizz: What is the friend zone? A magical place where girls put guys she doesn't find attractive?
"Ew I don't like his eyes I'm going to friend zone him."
Like I can imagine women meeting once a year and coming up with an agenda.
"You have to meet a quota of 4 friend zoned boys per annum."
Don't be silly all of... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1421296222 | 1421299375 | t3_2sheyw | t5_2to41 | 18 | 007pizzaman: TIFU by thinking I was alone in the lobby of the hotel that I work at.
So, minutes ago I come bounding out of the back office singing a tune loudly.
"LA LA LA LA, WORKIN 8 HOURS BY MY SELF, LA LA LA LA, ONLY 2 MORE HOURS TO GO, LAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
My last check in came in the door right when I ... | 3 | 6 | |
1421298975 | 1421323839 | t3_2shjji | t5_2to41 | 4 | turk1ish: TIFU my popcorn maker.
Well reddit, as i sit here slowly stirring my kettle top popcorn maker while sadly gazing over at my now useless hot air popper, i can't help but think about how much you would enjoy my failure.
So me and my rommmate are settling down for fight club and popcorn. The popper is popping... | 4 | 1 | |
1421299932 | 1421326958 | t3_2shl16 | t5_2to41 | 29 | nithilch: TIFU by saying masturbate instead of airplane to a taxi driver in China in Mandarin
I wanted to go the airport in Ningbo but I didn't know the mandarin word for airport, but I knew the word for airplane.
飞机 （fei ji) - Airplane
打飞机 (da fei ji) - Slang for masturbate, literally "hit airplane."
Me and my mate... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1421299985 | 1421300649 | t3_2shl3o | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ebola300: TIFU by getting road head
MicahMtz: She treated your pants as her dirty dirty coloring book
Ebola300: She colored my pants Bitchy Beige.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421300562 | 1421367456 | t3_2shlws | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying the instant soda slushy trick
I saw this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T68TvdoSbI) and I decided to try it and it exploded.
TL;DR: it exploded
BAWKSES_OF_CAWKSES: That'll happen if you leave it too long.
boybarney: Then I probably shouldn't open the other one
minimur12: Do it! Film... | 5 | 3 | |
1421300087 | 1421401656 | t3_2shl9v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: Trying to be friends with EX
Okay, this shouldn't be too long...
Online girlfriend, she says " brb " doesn't come back for 2+ months. I message her friend, she says she's sorry I got dumped blah blahblah, I ask her myself, and apologize for whatever I did. ( Apperently it " Just got harder and harder ... | 4 | 1 | |
1421299775 | 1421304913 | t3_2shkt2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | malvoliosf: TIFU by dreaming I drank tainted root-beer
*This actually happened many years ago by I remember it as if it were T.*
I was working for an electronics company located out in the boonies. I was a college student but almost everyone else at the company was a local yokel. Many of them actually had college de... | 3 | 3 | |
1421310750 | 1421392119 | t3_2shk1p | t5_2to41 | 1,681 | xxkoloblicinxx: Reading this with my gf. I have a feeling panties will hit me any second now.
Edit: for those of you wondering it happened pretty soon after.
gurgaue: Godspeed my friend.
MrFurrberry: I don't see him commenting again, so I guess we can say mission accomplished? Missionary optional.
SSJuice: RIP In ... | 17 | 98.882353 | |
1421302030 | 1421755287 | t3_2sho1b | t5_2to41 | 2 | LotsOspots: TIFU, by trusting my girlfriends intelligence and her works morality.
Long story short, GF broke multiple bones in a fall at home in November. All seemed ok....4 weeks of vacation, 4 weeks of sick pay stacked up.
4 weeks of sick pay go by, ending a day before xmas. with all the paperwork shes don... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421302093 | 1423087119 | t3_2sho4g | t5_2to41 | 14 | colonialbuffalo: TIFU by feeding a devout muslim pork
This happened over the summer and was 1000% accidental.
Some background:
Arya (name changed) is a good friend of mine i met in college. We don't see each other much anymore because we live on opposite coasts. fortunately we have been able to meet up every year or ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1421302403 | 1421413526 | t3_2shojm | t5_2to41 | 2 | navinbane: TIFU by not asking a hot girl out because she farted
I'm a university student who's really into asian chicks. During one of my lectures, this smoking hot asian girl (literally on fire, she was like 200 degrees Celsius) sits beside me. Boner up!! My heart leaps as she makes eye contact with me. Does she want ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1421304166 | 1421332760 | t3_2shqya | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to stay with my girlfriend for the weekend
So, this technically happened over the course of the past several days, but I just realized I fucked up today.
I'm a college student who met my current girlfriend (we'll call her Elizabeth) at college, and this last Friday I went to stay at her house ... | 3 | 2 | |
1421304519 | 1421421488 | t3_2shrdq | t5_2to41 | 107 | punchin_mr_clown: TIFU by showing my coworker a booger
This actually happened several years ago. It was Christmas time and someone had left me a present on my desk at work. When I got in to work around 9, I opened it and put whatever it was in a drawer. A little later I'm at my desk and I'm picking my nose. I manag... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1421270918 | 1421424003 | t3_2sfzsp | t5_2to41 | 4 | Slink78: TIFU by crashing my brand new car.
Okay, maybe not quite so dramatic, but I'm pretty torn up about it, so I thought I'd share.
I'll start by saying I've never owned a new car. My car has been a 2001 hyundai that has no air conditioning and has issues with the exhaust. It is so loud, that when I go through a d... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421309525 | 1421309961 | t3_2shx11 | t5_2to41 | 26 | TheHerdsmanHyah: TIFU by writing off a car with no licence
Ok, so this happened a few years ago, but I still can't forget about it.
I was about 20 years old at the time, and taking driving lessons. I was living with my gf at the time and her family, and her mum had previously been a driving instructor. So, she used to ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1421309901 | 1421318684 | t3_2shxg0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally telling my best friend i'm in love with him
Intro: This is not a fuck up today, it happened two days ago so not really a tifu.
I have a best friend who lives in another continent. The time difference is ~6 hours and we talk everyday. The thing is I am fully aware that he is an amazing g... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1421310480 | 1421331413 | t3_2shxzb | t5_2to41 | 4 | Vertuito: TIFU by puking in Seers
This actually happened many years ago, but I have a job interview tomorrow and I can't sleep, so I was browsing Tifu on Reddit when I remembered my own Tifu...
Before you read this story you need to know a few things about me. The first this is that my stomach is very sensitive. Im th... | 4 | 1 | |
1421312145 | 1421315530 | t3_2shzll | t5_2to41 | 2 | PoniesAreNotGay: TIFU by cheating at school and then failing competetion
TIFU when I tried to get to some all-ten-fingers typing competetion.
We got these all-ten-fingers typing lessons at school and I managed to become the best by cheating. I was so "good" that my teacher decided to put me into some competetion.
Th p... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421315325 | 1421324458 | t3_2si2l6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Dossicles: TIFU by Vaping in my Room
So this happened about 5 minutes ago, and I'll set the stage.
I have a fairly large room at my parent's house, and I only vape once everyone has gone to bed so the smoke doesn't disturb anyone. Tonight, I was having a great time with my Atlantis and some Dreamsicle vape.
**About 3... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421317551 | 1421392760 | t3_2si4pe | t5_2to41 | 25 | Storieswithdad: TIFU by getting mistaken for a murderer in an area where the locals handle all police matters themselves.
My grammar and format sucks but please bear with me.
Greetings Reddit, this will be the first of many many factual events I've managed to turn into a giant clusterfuck. after hearing enough of ... | 5 | 5 | |
1421320980 | 1421324303 | t3_2si811 | t5_2to41 | 7 | solariszero: TIFU by overdrawing my checking account.
I'm normally very money conscious and don't spend money if I don't have to (leaving me with a nice little chunk of change just in case if I need it.) And, this morning, I checked my bank account and noticed that my account was in the red and I don't have any money t... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1421321322 | 1421323857 | t3_2si8c1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | PantRipper: TIFU by ripping my trousers (pants)
N.B. I have added some American translations in the brackets (parenthesis) for our American cousins.
This happened a while ago. I was on my lunch break at work and had decided to fill my car up with fuel. I went to a petrol (gas) station which was part of a supermarket (... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421321805 | 1421324681 | t3_2si8uh | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my first bag of weed
To be honest, the title of this post is wrong, it was my second bag of weed. I bought my first one day prior (frequent, right?) off a friend. I'm not 16 yet and I'm from the UK so this all happened in school. My first bag I bought all great and fine and I can't wait to smo... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421313339 | 1421327185 | t3_2si0s3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | owl_key_hall: TIFU: by farting while I sleep
So im a gassy person. Who isnt, well i share a bedroom with my brother, who often has his girlfriend over. Being the reverse dirt devil I am. I let it rip like clock work at night, not minding my roommates. Well here i am trying to go to bed, and from the other bed im hearin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421324442 | 1421366194 | t3_2sibmk | t5_2to41 | 136 | AP_CHEM_IDIOT: TIFU by smelling acetic acid in chemistry class
Yesterday in AP Chem, I was doing a group lab where we had to mix certain compounds, such as HCl and acetic acid. The problem is, all of the compounds we had to mix were clear liquids, so it was a bit confusing at times. At one point, we had a small beake... | 6 | 22.666667 | |
1421325992 | 1421331968 | t3_2sidcq | t5_2to41 | 5 | SirValerian: TIFU really bad by nearly killing my nephew with cocaine
A little context first.
My nephew is stayed at my house for the week because, why not.
last week I gave him lunch money and a small amount of flour. I didn't ask why but I assume it was for chemistry. This is where I fuck up. The flour was in a lit... | 5 | 1 | |
1421327717 | 1422081927 | t3_2sifhl | t5_2to41 | 146 | Accalu: TIFU Magnets nsfw-ish
So, first of all: love this sub. My writing is not great, so bear with me please. I also have quite a few more TIFU.
I was 13-14 and my PS2 had broken. My uncle let me order another off the 'net, so I decided to get a US PS2 (I'm in the UK) so I could play with all you yanks on SOCOM 2 ... | 9 | 16.222222 | |
1421329097 | 1421329534 | t3_2sihc7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | OmgHelpMeNow: TIFU by (accidentaly) clicking on a popup ad.
I was brung to a porn site, where I was told that I would be persecuted for viewing child porn. I am so scared and I closed the website instantly. Please help me.
downvotemeufags: LOL *accidentally* my ass.
You're fucked buddy.
If you listen carefully you ca... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1421328289 | 1421401121 | t3_2sig95 | t5_2to41 | 5 | fryea: TIFU telling my friends who broke up quite some time ago to go for a date
First time posting here after lurking for a while. This happened like 30 mins ago. I am a mentor with my previous committee who ran a club and we were lecturing the new committee about how they should communicate and not keep the problems ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421329656 | 1421354564 | t3_2sii2y | t5_2to41 | 4,786 | GoldenShowerJr: TIFU by soaking a child in my urine
So I should preface this by saying that I am a 17 year old male, and I recently went to the doctor for a physical. This practice is located in a converted house that's a little bit older and very small. They started off the process by having me produce a urine sample.... | 12 | 398.833333 | |
1421332133 | 1421369177 | t3_2silxq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU Laptop Won't Charge...Opened up a ticket at work to have it repaired.
Yesterday I was at work and plugged my laptop into my docking station. I noticed the laptop was not charging. My docking station light was blue. So I uplugged the chord from the station and directly plugged it in to my laptop. Sti... | 3 | 1 | |
1421332349 | 1421379466 | t3_2simc1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | schurmanr34: TIFU by ingesting insect legs
So late last night I woke up with a dry mouth and went to drink out of the glass of water that I fill every night and set on my nightstand.
It was dark, I was tired, and I hadn't looked to see if there were any unexpected contaminations in the glass.
As I was drinking, I fel... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1421333654 | 1421379051 | t3_2siokr | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by signing an email
I use mechanical keyboards at work and home, have done so all my life. I hate typing on laptop keys, and forget about touch screen stuff. I have very long nails, which don't inhibit me on mechanical keyboards, but bother the heck out of me on anything else.
I work for a prestigious ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1421330709 | 1421723203 | t3_2sijos | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU 'cause I got high.
So I get home from work yesterday at around 3pm when my buddy calls me up and tells me to swing over to his place to check out his new IPA home brew that was finishing up. I get over to his pad and we take some samples and its pretty good stuff. Afterwards he tells me that he also had... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1421333857 | 1421395242 | t3_2siox7 | t5_2to41 | 42 | drunkdumbass343: TIFU By drunk texting an old eharmony date
This happened this past Saturday after I went drinking with a bunch of buddies. We were discussing all of our dates and flings. By the end of the night I was very inebriated. After I got back to my apartment, I was feeling lonely and not thinking clearly due t... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1421325474 | 1421388570 | t3_2sics4 | t5_2to41 | 293 | iknowthisoundstupid: TIFU by knocking myself out in the shower
I was getting ready to take a shower yesterday but I saw that the floor of the shower had some shampoo that had dried on/caked on (floor is textured so you don't slip). I tried turning the water on and rubbing it away with my feet but it did nothing, so I w... | 6 | 48.833333 |
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