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RidDK: TIFU by going to the library to write an essay Today I had to go to the library at my campus since my laptop was failing to communicate with me, the library is always crowded so I usually try to avoid it if at all possible. After being extremely lucky and finding an empty computer I plugged in some headphones to...
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_Major_G: TIFU by browsing reddit at school. FireLordExquisite: Once I was going through the random NSFW button. Just pressing that shit out of curiosity. Also hoping to find a good NSFW sub. Anyway I stumbled across /r/CuteDeadCorpses or whatever it's called. Just pics of naked dead people in the morgue. Fucked me u...
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awmanieffedup: TIFU by accidently committing social suicide. Basically what I did was not log on to FB since September. But I did one last time in October black out drunk and said "anyone who believes in Jesus please unfriend me" and then never logged back in until today. I had been wondering why noone called me on m...
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[deleted]: TIFU by cooking with gas. Dear reddit today marks the fuckup of a lifetime. [Prologue] I am an 18yo college student who shares a very modern 2 bedroom apartment with his roommate. So roommate and I come from rural towns and converged in the big city. That being said we enjoy regional cuisine (mostly cold cu...
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WhoseThrowaway: TIFU by showing my grandma porn. I have read stories on this sub before similar to this one, and I remember thinking that something so awful couldn't ever happen to me. But it did. My worst nightmares have been realized My grandparents are both about eighty five, and my grandma is a devout catholic. ...
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RobGordonesque: TIFU I had true love and I blew it. although its labeled as TODAY I fucked up, it wasn't today, though it was recent. My whole life I have dated women who ended up hurting, cheating, deceiving me, until i met my last girlfriend who was truly in love with me and dedicated to me. I had very little to com...
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[deleted]: TIFU by almost killing my own dog This happened almost 4 years ago in high school. My family had just gotten its first dog, a cute terrier mut named Triscuit. Triscuit was only 2 months old and still a cute lil puppy. My parents had always been against getting a dog and my mom refused to admit that she lov...
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zimzamzooley: TIFU by killing my neighbours cat whilst high on PCP call_me_Dan: Interesting. Though it sounds like your roommate turns into a occultist when he is high and you seem to not see frozen kitties but other than that, it's okay.Are you sure you weren't high when you were writing the story? *It's not okay bu...
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musicismyporn: TIFU by insulting a President's Daughter The story begins with some harmless Caroling to raise money for a local theatre group, which I decided to A.)Get high for and B.)I forget... I finish taking one of the fattest rips in my car and begin my slow shumble (shuffle+stumble) to our meet-up spot. Present ...
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throwaway3847392947: TIFU by coughing up a tonsils stone. This fuck up happened last night and it is honestly pretty gross. So I work at a Five Guys's burger joint and on this particular day I was manning the flat top. This happened around 6pm on a Thursday so the grill was full of patties. In this particular restaura...
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niv141: TIFU by kicking a toilet door open This fuck up happened about 3 years ago. I was 18, just got recruited to the army in my country. We were still in the early phase of the basic training, and at that week we finally got our guns. At the time, I was a hardcore Call Of Duty gamer, I really liked guns, I had much...
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[deleted]: TIFU by hugging my cat This fuck up happened when I was in middle school. It was the end of a dreadful day, the hour long bus ride home was miserable as always. I only stared out the window and avoided talking to everyone as the bus was full of violent trash. After the enduring hour that tested the patience ...
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[deleted]: TIFU Messaging someone before someone else.... spanky1337: Really? Ok look, this may just be me, but this would be a "Fuck you both then, don't need ya" moment for me. I'd literally just stop giving a shit about them. I've had friends get ridiculously upset over stupid things in the past and unless I unders...
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[deleted]: TIFU by reading all of these weird reddit stories So I've seen a lot of Shit on the Internet already. And after I went through a list with some weird stories yesterday evening, I thought "well, you really didn't had to read this". Well there was one story left this morning before I had to go to the Univers...
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Omgnooooo_throwaway: TIFU by masturbating while my bf was going for a run. Okay... So I suddenly started feelin' in that kinda mood. Buuuttt I couldn't really ask my bf to do anything because he was out running... So I thought I'd take the time to grab my headphones and "fix my problem.". Thing is, my headphones are s...
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XeonFusion: TIFU by downloading a game I wanted to play again spanky1337: Could be a problem with the hard drive. My roommate has this same problem, and he doesn't turn his PC off so he can keep it running until he can replace it. Could also be a problem with the fans. If your PSU is struggling, you'll likely hear th...
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Azlas: TIFU by taking a shit in front of an overcrowded bus First of all, sorry for my bad English. 4 years ago, on a sunny and fine day I decided with my friends to travel to a near city for a nice day all together. We leave in the early morning, after a group breakfast. After an hour in the bus I felt this, (sadl...
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insanerer: TIFU by buying an aggressive fish Ok so I got 6 fish for Christmas 4 tropical 2 goldfish and I look after them really well, I decided to get 2 more fish to make the tank look interesting I bought a pink kisser gourami (named him Baymax) and a red tail shark (called him Moriarty). The dude at the fish shop sa...
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glowinthedarkskeet: TIFU by letting my boyfriend skeet on my back. [NSFW] droidpoo: It's just a rumor that skeet glows in black light, so this story is false. Now cat piss, that's another story. Maybe a cat pissed on your back Compensate4Stupidity: Your right, semen actually fluoresces in UV light. Basically is absor...
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hedgelamb: TIFU by dreaming So this happened a few days ago. I was shattered like heck and immediately fell asleep like a damn baby, in my lala land. So i dreamt of myself in a diaper sucking a pacifier and happily peeing. At that time, I KNEW I was peeing because my butt felt so warm and wet but it felt heavenly so I ...
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fearthejet: TIFU by trying to be funny while going through customs Well.. I'm sure the title says it all, but here goes nothing. I'm still a bit anxious. This just happened. I travel a LOT for work and I usually avoid Canada in the winter, but, alas lucky me ended up here with it being -22*C or ~-8*F this whole week....
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Yepitreallyhappned: TIFU by doing something I haven't done in a long long time. Actually happened last night but thought it was worth putting it up here anyway. Soooooooooooooooooo I pissed the bed... with my girlfriend in it. It just fucking happened, I was having a weird dream, and I needed to piss in the dream and I...
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g-regular: TIFU - Vacation Photos on the Big Screen [NSFW] goodfella-: I immediately thought of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiORFVGXJzo g-regular: I feel like they took my situation, and took it that one step further. By jumping. A lot further. goodfella-: See? It could be worse mate! _From_The_Internet_:...
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Konnii: TIFU blaming the floor for my FU. Okay, this was actually about a year ago in the beginning of my first semester at university. I had gotten to know a few people well, but was still in the establish-your-contacts-and-act-like-a-sane-person-phase. This incident was during the first pub crawl with the programme a...
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NOTachildmolestor: TIFU By Almost Ending Up On The Sex Offenders Register CharlieMinimum: Hide your dildos folks!! Lock 'em up....lol. I was at a friend's house playing our usual strategy board game. Him, his extremely lovely wife, and four other guys.....when their three year old strolled into the room, waving a hu...
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iltam: TIFU by letting a spider live it's life in peace... A few weeks ago a noticed a spider on my bedroom ceiling. It was one of those long spindly guys that my dad had once told me eat the other creepier spiders. She seemed pretty harmless as she didn't move around much for the next couple days so I left her there a...
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blvkheart: TIFU with my crush for the third time.. now me and this girl have history, and i always seem to mess up with zero knowledge of me doing so. I'm in bed sleeping when this girl calls me, and tells me she's in town and wants to see me. I go over to pick her up (its very early in the morning) dressed in sweatpan...
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Somnificus: TIFU by accidentally calling black people with the n-word So i woke up an hour late today and came in school a while after it had started. My class was on lunch hour so i immediately headed to the cafeteria to see if my friends were there. So I'm in the cafeteria, and i look up to the second floor where's t...
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LoL_Dovo: TIFU by eating a maggot Was eating pistachios, i crack and open them in my mouth then spit out the shell because i like the salt on the shell. Their was an unseen foul tasting maggot in on of the shells feasting on the pistachio. N0t_Very_Creative: You gonna die theterminator3000: A meatarian
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gatorfan93: TIFU by using my Apple TV I was with a female friend at her apartment watching Netflix on my Apple TV. We're about an 30 minutes into some random episode of the X-Files and the next thing I know, there's loud gay porn streaming to the screen. I quickly searched for the remote to turn the TV off and sat ther...
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adadjuster14: TIFU by smoking a cigarette So this fuck up happened on Wednesday. I guess its a combination of a fuck up and asking for advice. I'll start with a bit of back story: I am 24, been married to my lovely wife for going on 2 years, been together for almost 5. I knew she was the jealous type going into the...
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Giantredmushroom: TIFU by stalking a old woman on a bicycle, and then nearly peeing myself. The story happened just an hour ago, and i'm kinda stoned[7] so it just came in right now. It happened after we went to a friend to smoke some trees. Just chilling and smokeing some. And after an hour or so my frients came to t...
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TIFUthrowaway0987654: TIFU by helping cheat the system I Didn't realize this was so long! Sorry! So it wasn't today that this happened but a couple months ago. I learned that my cousin [let's call him Rick] (by marriage - whom I'd never officially met, though I have met my Uncle and his wife a few times) was living in...
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AdmiralLobstero: TIFU by Using the Wrong Bathroom We just moved into a new building and it's not entirely put together yet. My boss told me where the bathroom was and told me to use the bathroom on the right. His right. I went my right. Currently sitting in a stall listening to women gab and shit, waiting for the coast...
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RedArruuu: TIFU by changing my FB name Today I had been commenting on posts for a gathering I have tomorrow about going to the beach with a couple of friends. My friends started commenting about people with the same name and my friend complains that there is never another person with his name. Me being the jokester I ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by possibly impregnating my best friend Quick_man: I removed your post because it violates rule 11: no sexual posts except for on the weekend. Please resubmit tomorrow voteforabetterpotato: Wow, that was quick, man.
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fairweatherTM: TIFU by thinking the girl I brought home from the bar likes reddit Last night I was at the bar and ended up bringing a girl back to my place. We hooked up for a while and when it was eventually over we both begin to fall asleep. After a little silence she leans over and asks, "do you reddit?" A little dr...
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hungry_ugly: TIFU: Apparently I've Been Pronouncing Names Wrong for 10+ Years SooperSte: Firstly, what sorcery is this post? why is there a horizontal scroll? it hurts my...everything. Secondly, I'm still not entirely sure what the fuck your name is? lord_sherlock_holmes: OP used indentations for the paragraphs
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Dreazy991: TIFU by browsing TIFU in school. I was reading this story: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2skhyx/tifu_by_showing_my_mom_furry_smut_on_my_phone_nsfw/ I decided to check out the pic since I was on my phone and I thought noone was behind me. Teacher was Currently in the SAC which is a place where shit...
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johnnieusedtowalk: TIFU by asking for a candy So while it's not very interesting, I feel the urge to share it with my fellow redditors. BACKSTORY, before everything went sideways. It all happened during a sunny day, I was over at my GFs house and was laying on her couch. Then one of her cats tries to act all friendly...
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dontdrinkcoffee: TIFU by drinking tea with laxatives in it A couple days ago I went to my local asian market to get the essentials; ramen for lunch, pocky sticks, earl grey, etc. While I'm in the tea isle I see "Super Slimming" tea that obviously isn't regulated by the FDA. I'm trying to poop regularly and lose weight ...
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The-Truth-hurts-: TIFU by watching American Sniper This FU happened last night at 10PM, this post really should be on /r/offmychest but oh well. I just got off work at 9pm my brothers bought me a ticket to go see the movie "American Sniper". I call my GF when i got off of work to chat because i haven't talked to her...
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dihmmm: TIFU by calling my GF a tramp... It was just a normal causal conversation where we cut up and make jokes at each other... Like any other normal night. At some point, she makes a comment about something she was going to do sexually(I forget the actual statement now) and I immediately attempt to respond. Sadly, ...
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no_milkdrinker: TIFU by falling asleep in class Okay, this happened this past period. I should start by saying I'm in high school, junior year. I also don't sleep well at night and some days I'm like a zombie in class. Anyways I'm in a advanced placement government class and today is one of those walking dead da...
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[deleted]: TIFU by getting an MS-13 tattoo on my wrist. I am not in MS-13... I am a moderately attractive, girly asian female. I got it on Friday the 13th with a buddy of mine, he's a white boy from the east coast who also did not know. Excitedly, I showed it off to my friends whose mouths just dropped. I chose the num...
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AggregateTaco: TIFU by glossing over the orgo safety lecture This happened a few years ago when I was a teaching assistant for Organic chemistry lab at a college. I was teaching summer labs which cover the same amount of material, but in half the time (a full semester stuffed into 6 weeks). So I had to gloss over some ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by opening something which isn't mine. So my mom lives in the U.S, she had a friend coming home here to the Philippines. Now generally filipinos are kind and accept favors on bringing small packages home and whatnot. So my mother told me to wait for the guys call so he can meet me up at his hote, he cal...
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[deleted]: TIFU by making innuendo about pizza to my crush So... I'm socially awkward and really bad at flirting but I was texting this guy and things seemed to be going well until a couple of nights ago I took an innuendo about pizza too far and he completely stopped talking to me until today when he and his friends w...
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[deleted]: TIFU: Officer gave me traffic citation I don't deserve, Reddit advice would be appreciated You-Wut-M8: this is ridiculously easy to get out of. first off on the day of your court thing call in sick post pone it waste their time and cause them paper work. a week or so before the new date call and reschedule ...
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tsturg15: TIFU by parking downtime SF for a few hours for my birthday Well, I will say, I have been told a few times about parking on the streets of San Francisco and Oakland.... I moved to the Bay Area a few months ago and I was finally welcomed to the city tonight. My roommate and I decided to go out for a few drin...
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rock-hard-geologist: TIFU: By chewing tobacco at a party mister_pointy: I wouldn't have figured that someone who is so severely white trash that they chew tobacco could possibly get into a university. Must be one with pretty low standards. erikwidi: Probably in on a sports scholarship
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being_sick_sucks: TIFU by listening to music while at the gym So just a couple hours ago, I walked into the gym with my earphones on, listening to relatively loud music. A bunch of relatively attractive girls (maybe 6-7 of them) that don't usually come walked in and went over to the cardio machines. About half an hour...
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ishmil: TIFU - allowed my neurotic ex to visit me and my fiancé So this is my first TIFU so forgive me if my delivery isnt as awesome as many of the other postee's. So earlier this wee my ex messages me on facebook to catch up. We had a short romance some years back that ended because I was clingy and she was crazy. S...
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Ty4ce: TIFU by handing a man a cigarette. It was yesterday... So there I was, at the bus stop, late at night, just got off work. I check my phone and it looks like the bus won't be there for another 20 minutes. Gaggle of shabby men (like up-scale hobos) near by, presumably waiting for the bus as well. One asks for a ci...
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Crossing_TheLine: TIFU by giving my boss lube as a leaving present This was actually much worse than the title suggests. It's my boss's last day and they had a leaving party lunch. To try and cover for myself slightly I am sleep deprived and stressed currently, this is no excuse for my mess up of my life though. Yest...
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[deleted]: TIFU by showing my new employer my cock sock on camera (NSFW) After being self employed for a long time and work getting harder and harder to find I finally managed to get a full time job. Today was my first day and due to a cat related incident the only pair of trousers I had were a little tight around th...
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Veldock: TIFU by speaking before I thought about my words Some context: I've been friend with Anon for years, and he has started dating his girlfriend for 2-3 weeks. His girlfriend is now very religious. Her hobbies include church going, Bible quoting and preaching to me (I've been atheist for a long time). Naturally, ...
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JpDeluxe: Tifu by calling a german girl lieutenant So I was in math class learning calculus. There is this girl, let's call her R, she is from Germany and is an absolute genius. So we get our tests back and everybody failed except R. She then goes on to explain how much harder everything is in Germany and that school h...
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Ganzi3: TIFU by Masturbating in Class. So let me start by saying, I was stupid. I know. I've had a crush on my English teacher for years, which is common enough I'm sure. So of course the natural response to crushing on a teacher is to have a tug at the back of her class, about 9 rows back/ So here I am, pants (we we...
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[deleted]: TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me SonoDio860: This whole post is complete bullshit.. Good job OP! Vadhakara: It is illegal to move her out in most jurisdictions for some arbitrary time periods. jux74p0se: upvote not because I think the law is right but the poster is correct. Pari...
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eyeamthekiller0: TIFU by driving to work without my car keys First of all this actually did happen TODAY. Not last week or 15 years ago like most of the tifu posts. Over the summer I got a new car. A 2014 mini cooper. It has a push-to-start ignition. Its been freezing out so obviously I start my car about 20 mins befo...
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[deleted]: TIFU by telling my GF she had a beard I met my girlfriend through Facebook a while ago. We started talking and we connected, I really liked talking to her and I found myself actually falling in love with this girl. So we set up to meet this past wednesday and go on a date. The date went fine and I ended up k...
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AegisDeus: TIFU by being confused about bitcoin PriceOfVengeance: Your fuckup is actually trying to aid underage drinking. You're an idiot. Prepare for downvote oblivion. AegisDeus: She's responsible though, otherwise I wouldn't do it, and I honestly don't mind, Downvote away good sir/ma'am PriceOfVengeance: She's not...
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[deleted]: Tifu by sending a comment to a wrong person So it happened like that: I was browsing on my phone a night vision device and found this : http://i.imgur.com/oif21Bi.jpg The comments were hilarious for this item and I began sharing them with my cousin by copying and pasting them. Meanwhile my father was tex...
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down_gun: [NSFW] TIFU by getting circumcised It was not religious. It was medical. But all that seems irrelevant now. I...I can't aim anymore. My line of fire is everywhere. I still can't believe that just a week ago I could shoot where I wanted, and now I can't. I'm devastated! I can't do it sitting all my life. ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by missing the perfect opportunity to kiss my crush. Okay, so this actually happened yesterday, but I'll tell it anyways. Yesterday was prom night at our high school. The school chose our partners during the night, even though you didn't need to be with them or arrive with them. All you needed to do to...
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Accidentalflasher: TIFU by making a girl think I was taking up skirt pictures On my phone, please forgive any terrible grammar or spelling. So I hoped I would never have a story that could be posted here, but, TIFU. I work at an insurance broker. The company is based in South London, and living in a small village fu...
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so_ivegot_ladybits: TIFU by being neighborly The other night around 6:30p, my SO and I were settling down for the evening when I got the ache to go workout. I took a look at my phone and it needed charging before I left, so I plugged it in on our kitchen counter. It was agreed I would run over to my sisters to drop som...
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Jdchicca: TIFU by peeing in a bottle So this was a couple of years ago. My track team was going to a meet up near Boston and we were stuck in traffic. We still had like 30 minutes to go and I really had to pee. I searched everywhere for a bottle, but I new a normal bottle wouldn't do. Finally I found a sports drink bot...
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Shit_Throwaway3213: TIFU by taking my anxiety medication and trying to turn on the shower... Let me preface this story with some background information. I'm an extremely anxious person and was recently diagnosed with GAD (generalized anxiety disorder), which basically means I'm anxious every moment of my day, and const...
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DanielShaww: TIFU by being lazy... and in a hurry So today I had a job interview. This place in particular was 20 miles from where I live, right next to a very crowded train station and next to a city I had studied in. I had to be there at 4 pm, and since finding somewhere to park next to the building I had to be in w...
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[deleted]: TIFU by showing a girl I met on a tinder a picture of her own baby on my phone. So I have this app, it's called IFTTT or 'If This Then That', what the app does is it waits for web services to do stuff and then does things with the result, say there's popular post on reddit, IFTTT can email you to tell you it...
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CurtainClutcher: TIFU During Shower Sex [NSFW] So, me and my girlfriend have been sexually active for a while now and we were chilling in her bed talking and enjoying our time together. We started kissing once we heard people leave the house and then one thing lead to another. We then started going at it in all kinds o...
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[deleted]: TIFU by shutting down the school network... for the entire county. It lasted from 11:00-12:30 this morning. So anyway, I'm in 10th grade, and I go to a public school in the USA. Today, I was in the media center during my computer science class, so I was with a bunch of also-nerdy friends. Access is very lim...
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Birds_Will_Eat_It: TIFU By going to a fancy uptown dentist. This story happened yesterday, But I woke up today with it fresh in my mind. I had a big filling fall out of a molar and I couldn't find a dentist near me who would take my crappy basic coverage insurance plan. Finally out of pain and desperation I begged and ...
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John11777: TIFU by "overhead clearing" [NSFW] Greetings world, I'm an idiot. Recently, while slightly drunk, myself and some friends were discussing the great act of masturbation, fapping, beating, givin' it a wee whack. One of my friends stated that he was very proud of his "overhead clear", I'll let you interpret th...
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Slylar: TIFU by being arrogant This happened yesterday. In Physics class, we were doing prep for our Investigative Studies Assessment. Me and my friend were working on out notes pages and she notices that I have put the equipment list in the method box and she lightly scolds me for it as I do it every time. I wasn't in...
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idamnedit: Knowing is half the battle. And never say never, except when saying never say never. Because one time I heard about The Never ending story and I got all excited knowing that the story was never going to end. The 102 minutes later it ended. Those sons of bitches. They lied to me and ended my velief in everyth...
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[deleted]: TIFU by working in a non-reddit workplace LETS MAKE THIS BRIEF. People I work with don't use reddit. Office has gotten new chairs, and we have to get did of old ones. The secretary The_fartocle: What the hell reddit? Oh god what has reddit done??? It literally deleted half of my post SnowFoxyy: You should ...
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InsaneLazyGamer: TIFU by leaving my friends to discover shemale porn on my laptop So this just happened and I'm dead. I want the ground to swallow me whole.So needless to say I enjoy "exploring" different genres of porn now and again and I found myself intrigued by shemale porn.It isn't a fetish or anything it just ,fo...
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MyPoorDogThrowAway: TIFU by killing my childhood dog. Throw away for obvious reasons. So this wasn’t today, but it happened. *Please also note I live in a place with legal marijuana. * When I was a kid my parents got me a dog, which lived to the ripe age of 16. A few years back I moved across the country for work a...
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CyrodiilBunz: TIFU by dropping a "That Was Easy" button during a calculus exam. So my highschool physics teacher had one of the Staples "That was easy" buttons, the ones that you click and it says "that was easy." He always used it in his class after explaining an insanely difficult problem, he liked the irony in it, a...
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Dumb_Cunt69: TIFU by possibly impregnating my best friend glyttch: All kinds of things can throw a period off. Birth control, stress, even dietary changes. It's not all that uncommon for a woman to actually skip a period once in a while. Her best bet is to wait a few weeks and test if it hasn't shown up by then. T...
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_lucidity: TIFU by trying to be funny on Tinder So this literally just happened. As per usual, someone messaged me on tinder. I normally don't answer stupid messages but I thought I'd be funny and respond to his question. Someone else on tinder gave me a heads up that I was on the r/tinder front page. Link: https://i...
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Guardian_Ainsel: TIFU by creating an elementary school volcano in my stomach. This was actually last night, but close enough. So the first thing you should know is that I have horrible heartburn. I've ALWAYS had horrible heartburn. Even when I was 7 or 8 I remember lying awake at night cause of my heartburn. Anyway...
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Tallnerdyguy: TIFU convincing my wife's nurse I am a complete perv. So this one happened this morning, probably more embarrassing but it was none the less an f-up. My wife was having outpatient surgery on her wrist and we were back in pre-op waiting for her to be taken into surgery. She gets really nauseous from the 'f...
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badaythrowaway: TIFU by, well, pick one. This is going to be long. Just a heads up. I would never have bought a $4 USB converter at a dollar store if my dad hadn't recommended it. *Those things are easy to make,* he said. *You're overpaying otherwise,* he said. I used it for the first time last night and my room st...
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12scoeri: TIFU by becoming a minor celebrity. It started a few months back. I am a student, and my history professor hosts an online site where you're supposed to respond to reading material he provides us. This one time, I was in a rush, and simply put, I wasn't in my right of mind at the moment. That coupled with how...
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cockblockmyself: TIFU by cockblocking myself on tinder. Today, I woke and did my daily tinder sweep a.k.a swipe right on all the girls. Well I matched with a pretty cute girl and she messaged me something like this. CuteTindergirl: Hey, cockblockmyself! I don't normally do this but, I just move to this area and would ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by Facebooking while drunk So a week or so ago I went to a friends house for a birthday party. Alcohol is brought and the normal party stuff happens (for a 15 year old male at least). Anyway because this is my first time drinking I am not aware of the don't drink and facebook/text rule. So after a coupl...
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Vargasa871: TIFU by drinking with schizophrenic Jesus Well folks I've been looking forward to posting this since Halloween but have procrastinated from doing so for some reason. Now I will tell you about how FU'd The night is Halloween, here in CA it was one of the first times we had seen rain this year. the particip...
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[deleted]: TIFU by eating maggots Not today, but a few months ago. So, I was alone at the house. It was a saturday, so there wasn't much food in the house. I searched around, looked for stuff to make a sandwich with, nope. Banana? Nope. Apples? Nope. Nothing to eat. So, I go into the cupboard above my stove. Aha! Maca...
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The_fartocle: TIFU for refrencing reddit at work. LETS MAKE THIS BRIEF. People I work with don't use reddit. Office has gotten new chairs, and we have to get did of old ones. The secretary suggested selling the chairs on Craig's list at a dollar lower than an existing listing. I laugh and say scumbag Steve. My boss was...
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luckyman25: TIFU by trying to get laid My balls are bleeding. A little background is needed. So, I just broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years. She was waiting until marriage to have sex. So I'm talking to an old friend on the phone who has always liked me and she was like "let's date." She's about to come over and th...
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mellysayword: Tifu by falling in lust So this happened a few months ago and like how other tifu's are I FUCKED UP. Some background knowledge: I'm a student attending my first year of high school and a fairly shy person in general. Knowing this I try to avoid awkward conversations or any conversation in general. So my t...
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PM_ME_PICS_OF_B00BS: TIFU by asking my cousin for pictures of her boobs This happened last November about a week before Thanksgiving. Let me first start off by saying that me and my girlfriend are 32 years old. My aunt, uncle and cousin just moved to Daytona Beach, Florida in February of last year, so I haven't seen th...
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DrJonJ_: TIFU by telling my GF it's fine she's big Evidently she took that as "well you're big and fat, but I don't really care" I said: It's fine your a big gal. I don't really care about looks. You're still beautiful. rhetorical2017: "I don't really care about looks" = "I love you despite your hideous looks" at le...
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its_sorta_funny: TIFU by Urinating on a Squirrel Typical party at a random dude's house. I was having a good time eating doritos and drinking alcohol, talking to some random dude's when the realization of the urge to urinate punched my groin. I got up from the couch I was sitting on and started walking towards the ba...
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Yamibacon: TIFU by accidentally peeping in the girl's restroom. So let me start this story off probably in the most ironic way. I'm a Christian. So that explains this next part. I work at a fast food restaurant. On this particular night, I see these guys having a Bible study. I start talking to them and I ask if I can ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by making my conservative parents think I'm gay. Well, yesterday actually. Some context, my parents are very conservative Christians, nonchalantly homophobic and slightly racist at times. Despite me being irreligious without them knowing, we get along very well as we simply don't talk about beliefs ofte...
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