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1421544344 | 1421550418 | t3_2sseyl | t5_2to41 | 8 | not-rocket-science: TIFU by bending forward in loose pants
I was sitting on the couch, bent over reading on the laptop that was on the coffee table. Cat decided he needed to be on the other side of the couch, and proceeded to walk across my back. Except he slipped, and one paw went straight down my pants.
I now have ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421544290 | 1421548236 | t3_2ssevb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in class
This one happened when I was in preschool. A few of my friends invited me to play at the play dough table, and I accepted. We sat down, and made tons of different things, most of which had something to do with outer space. Well, before I finished building a rocket ship, I farted so l... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421547339 | 1421786475 | t3_2ssk25 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Binkle63: TIFU by almost stealing a sub.
Shitty Experience at Subway today.
During lunch, my friends and I go off grounds from work, about once or twice a week, to various nearby restaurants. One place we went to was a Subway not too far away, it's a busy spot at lunch so we usually don't bother with it. But hey, if ... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1421539157 | 1421576726 | t3_2ss5zw | t5_2to41 | 4 | QueenVisaCunt: Tifu by having a nightmare.
It must have been violent because I woke up and drove myself to a nearby medical centre with a dislocated shoulder.
[this is my not happy face.](http://imgur.com/b5LduVS)
beelakes: That username is going to be what I think of everytime I pass the QVC channel. A whole bunch of... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421547493 | 1421547743 | t3_2sskag | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriends Mom. [NSFW].
So... My girlfriend talks me into helping her Mom clean and organize their cluttered furnished attic space since she had to work today. Well, about an hour into moving dusty boxes around in a full sweat, she jumps on me, and before I know it we are fucking ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1421546044 | 1421634208 | t3_2sshut | t5_2to41 | 3 | PillowSamurai: TIFU by saying the Vietnam War was bad
First, some background info:
* I've been a lurker for about 1 year, and this is my first post
* This happened a few weeks ago (like 2, 2 and a half)
* I am a 17yo male who is employed at a Northeast grocery store (let's call it GoodShops).
* It is my first ... | 3 | 1 | |
1421536125 | 1421561914 | t3_2ss0jj | t5_2to41 | 161 | FalconsFan71: TIFU by taking my vitamins without much to drink them down.
Ok, some I'm on this weight loss kick and I'm all over r/loseit and r/fitness and r/keto getting great information. I've started consistently taking a multivitamin, a fish oil supplement and a probiotic.
I'm sitting at my desk, it's late afterno... | 7 | 23 | |
1421548290 | 1421555854 | t3_2ssll5 | t5_2to41 | 62 | ThisGuy751: TIFU by messing around with what I thought was last 2L bottle of flat coca-cola
So I was at my friend's house last night with 3 other guys. It was very late and we were watching some YouTube video that I got bored of so I started pouring some popping candy into this bottle of flat coke.
So it wasn't doing ... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1421548880 | 1421554890 | t3_2ssmjp | t5_2to41 | 8 | Papermachetoilet: TIFU by giving my mom my phone wile snowboarding
Ok so this happened about an hour ago though before the fuck up I shall include some back story.
So my mom is a traveling nurse and I live with my dad in Florida (I'm male 14) and so my mom is in Connecticut for three months and so while I was visiting... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421549113 | 1421555555 | t3_2ssmvv | t5_2to41 | 16 | redwoodclimber12: TIFU by making up my own recipe
This happened about 5 days ago and my mom had just bought a fancy new microwave to finish off the kitchen remodel.
I was bored on my computer and starting to get hungry so I decided it would be the greatest idea to make up my own recipe. After some thought, I decided t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1421548761 | 1421633243 | t3_2ssmce | t5_2to41 | 98 | PM_ME_FLUFFY_CATS: TIFU by accidentally being a huge racist
So this actually happened *today*, and it's relatively short but pretty cringeworthy:
I work at a small boutique, and we have a store dog that frequently hangs out in our store. What kind of dog, you ask? A coonhound, whom I affectionately call my coon. So to... | 8 | 12.25 | |
1421549975 | 1421557964 | t3_2ssobg | t5_2to41 | 25 | fortheloveofcoffee: TIFU by scratching my leg...
Dear Reddit:
Today I fucked up by scratching my leg. See, dear Reddit, I have Varicose Veins and as a result of the condition my legs itch. (I in my late 20's)
This lovely morning I was sitting at my parents table and scratched a spot on my leg . Let me tell you i... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1421550088 | 1421556959 | t3_2ssoim | t5_2to41 | 4 | Gunsnfame: TIFU by not getting a hot girls hints
So this FU did not happen today, but i still want to punch myself in the face for it. Anyway, A few monthes back i was hanging out with my buddy cy and last minute askes me if i wanna go to a party. I was stoked until i remembered i had work at 6 the next morning, he ins... | 4 | 1 | |
1421549754 | 1421594845 | t3_2ssnye | t5_2to41 | 2,701 | aReallyObeseMan: TIFU and Rick-rolled my dad's wedding
This literally just happened a couple hours ago.
So today is my dad's (fifth) wedding. I have not been very interested in his girlfriends after the second wife. My mom is the first and they were married for 18 years. After their divorce he got remarried every few... | 12 | 225.083333 | |
1421550343 | 1421619072 | t3_2ssoxd | t5_2to41 | 3 | mrpottermw: TIFU By cursing at the girl I like parents house.
So today me and my friends had a Settlers of Catan day at the house where the girl I like and invited to go on a date lives. Her parents are very religious and have banned any cursing at their house. Today they had a bunch of their church friends over to pla... | 3 | 1 | |
1421550621 | 1421556289 | t3_2sspdi | t5_2to41 | 3 | whysodoubtful: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I'm addicted to girls
I love girls. I really cannot help it. Everytime I see a pretty girl I look like I'm an art fanatic looking to a brand new Dalí painting. I wish I could avoid this for several reasons, being the main one not to piss off my girlfriend. Why? Because I rea... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421550967 | 1421552547 | t3_2sspy9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by Masturbating
Not a throwaway because I'm too lazy to make one. This happened last night..
So, at the age I am, 15 years old, and being male, I'm always horny.
I was doing my tri-weekly duty of choking my chicken in the shower.
Today I decided I'd finally use something as a lube, what do I find?
Tha... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421549287 | 1421626929 | t3_2ssn66 | t5_2to41 | 16 | mrmanpgh: TIFU by going to library.
The year was 1992. I was a freshman in college. I found a new group of friends who were all nerds like me.
We all shared the same major and thus took the same classes in our major. In one we were to write a report on a technology that has had a significant effect on music. To do th... | 4 | 4 | |
1421551815 | 1421555270 | t3_2ssrbg | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by being supportive to my SO
The other day I was sleeping and I got woken up by my girlfriend kicking me out of her place because she wanted to be alone. I get home and she texts be about how we should break up because I don't know anything and how she is angry because I want to help her pay off her stu... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1421548197 | 1421558313 | t3_2sslfp | t5_2to41 | 2 | eddsworldfan: TIFU by thinking I know my way around town
This happened about two years ago on Halloween night. I was at band practice , and nobody came to pick me up. Instead of asking for a phone like a sensible person I decided to walk home in the dark. I took a left instead of a right at one turn, and ended up getti... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421551465 | 1421593768 | t3_2ssqrc | t5_2to41 | 699 | honkimon: TIFU by sharting on my ex-wife
This was probably 12 years ago, a year or two into our marriage. I had the flu. Laying in bed naked with the chills. Wife gets in to make the big spoon, also naked. I was pretty out of it and must've thought I could sneak a fart out. Awoke from my slumber to the shock and awe of... | 6 | 116.5 | |
1421553840 | 1421557875 | t3_2ssuf0 | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an adult and now teenagers want to kill me
This happened over the course the past few months. It has been an eventful month for me. I moved into a new neighborhood, made new friends and living on my own for the first time. Though I have had a bit of a crazy time, living alone made me adult up B... | 6 | 9 | |
1421554505 | 1421570397 | t3_2ssvf1 | t5_2to41 | 94 | chicken_butt_1: TIFU by showing my boss my penis
I work in IT at my local university. One of our servers broke down and we had to pull an all nighter running backups of our production database. Before I left for the night, I had to take a leak. I see my boss leaving the stall to wash his hands. I was using the urinal a... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1421551786 | 1421589459 | t3_2ssr9j | t5_2to41 | 11 | Sauce_Master: TIFU by pre-gaming for a wake that me and my friends thought was a free concert.
I was at work on Thursday when my friends all put in a group
message that there is a free concert of the Goo Goo Dolls in Buffalo
on Friday of last week. I asked if they were going to be selling food
and drinks there si... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421557388 | 1421745868 | t3_2sszre | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU MY ACCUSING MY BOYFRIEND OF 8 months of cheating.
Beers4All:
purifiedthoughts88: Thanks for all the real comments, the only thing that I did not say is that he cheated on me with his best friend. I have a mental health appointment set up to talk about this to a professional. I will keep you guys uptod... | 3 | 0 | |
1421556278 | 1421559475 | t3_2ssy2v | t5_2to41 | 21 | IJustRolledA20: Tifu by calling security on my new boss
So I work at Target and recently our Ap ETL(Asset protection team lead) was promoted out of the store so we got a new one. I had not met the new guy yet but I had heard he likes to walk around in street clothes so watch guests better.
Now during my shift I have t... | 3 | 7 | |
1421558979 | 1421600435 | t3_2st24a | t5_2to41 | 3 | ThePapoMan: TIFU By Missing the gold
A few years ago something really horrific and great happened at the same time. Basically I had 2 girl friends (Not girl friends but you know what i mean). Out of the 2 girls there was one that i really liked. To sum this up she had a boyfriend and on valentines day she got dumped b... | 3 | 1 | |
1421558681 | 1421559896 | t3_2st1ps | t5_2to41 | 28 | RecallsIncorrectly: TIFU by not eating a girl's taco
This happened about an hour ago.
It's late at night and 35F outside, and I'm walking along the sidewalk. About 30 minutes away from home, a sedan pulls over next to me and rolls down the window. The driver says to me, "This is going to sound weird, but you look so c... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1421559383 | 1421615531 | t3_2st2or | t5_2to41 | 106 | Resieh: TIFU By sleeping with my Married Neighbor
This actually Wednesday night but could not post during the week -
Back Story: I live in a typical Suburban Cul De Sac in Eastern PA not too far from Philadelphia. There is a nice mix of different types of people in my CDS, from Young Families, mid-life couples and Old... | 5 | 21.2 | |
1421560214 | 1421566292 | t3_2st3sz | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tunnelrat12: Tifu: My crush told me Happy birthday… I returned the favor
So today was the celebration of me poping the ejection seat out of my 98.7 degree prison cell 19 years ago today.
The day started off pretty normal with me waking up, eating a Jelly doughnut and peanut butter toast (this has nothing to do with t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421558652 | 1421616361 | t3_2st1oc | t5_2to41 | 17 | Labhair_Gaeilge_liom: TIFU by drawing a swastika on my brother's forehead
This happened when I was in high school. My brothers and I were always in prank wars with each other but since my older brother had been away at University, the opportunities had been minimal. When I found out that he was coming home for the wee... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1421559519 | 1421579281 | t3_2st2v2 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by living too far from the city (slightly NSFW)
Like most TIFUs, this was not today. Recent enough that my cheeks still burn, though.
So a short while ago, I decided to go into the nearest city for some shopping and general fun. Maybe I saw a movie or something, who remembers. Anyway, I ate some food w... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1421563781 | 1421569297 | t3_2st8aj | t5_2to41 | 193 | Icedragon02: TIFU by letting my fiancee see my roomate slap me with his junk
This wasn't actually today, but it was pretty good. So let me start off by stating, my fiancee is really really REALLY conservative, and shy. It takes a lot to get her out of her shell, and our...personal relationship developed very slowly.
W... | 5 | 38.6 | |
1421564270 | 1421639233 | t3_2st8tv | t5_2to41 | 76 | ZOlNK: TIFU sniffing my moms panties
I'm not a good story teller but here's how IFU last week: My wife, our child and I spent a long weekend at my parents house. Saturday night I decided to do a load of our laundry as I didn't want to be sitting in grimy jeans for the ride back home the next day. After I take the sma... | 11 | 6.909091 | |
1421565328 | 1421567285 | t3_2sta3j | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing I still love her.
TIFU....
I saw her today. Christ... Look at her, more beautiful than I remember. Fuck, even her tits got bigger, Jesus, what am I saying, it was her eyes that got me. Her eyes, no matter what happens to her body, her eyes stay constant. A beautiful cluster of green and br... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421565251 | 1421566139 | t3_2sta08 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to light my fart
I ended up lighting some of my ass hair on fire and smelling up my whole house.
T1NMAN67: This is why they made pants
Words_of_err_: Rugby pants are not immune, I wish I had a pic to post about the small melted pant hole I witnessed - because funny.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421567562 | 1421568405 | t3_2stcjo | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting involved with a girl way too fast
Some girl I sort of know dms me on instagram and it gets rather amarous pretty quick. Then suddenly she stops responding and I get a message saying basically that hey this is her mom. I read all of Yalls messages. She is in a lot of trouble. Soo I'm kinda fre... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1421567670 | 1421609163 | t3_2stcox | t5_2to41 | 10 | LordOfXixalba: TIFU by letting my dog sleep in my bed
Woke up to see him with a huge, bloody tapeworm coming out of his ass.
[deleted]: If you let your dog get infested with parasites like that, you very well deserve the horror of watching one slither out of his butt.
LordOfXixalba: He's a little uncontrollable poopea... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421570245 | 1421619042 | t3_2stf9i | t5_2to41 | 14 | inspiredman: TIFU by being too curious
There was this cute girl that I was talking to today. We were really hitting it off because both of us like to write. She, in fact, is an aspiring screenwriter. So we're talking about artist stuff for a while. Eventually, the conversation gets to the topic of family. She's half-As... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421571691 | 1421657126 | t3_2stghd | t5_2to41 | 7 | PoketheKristin: TIFU by leaving three open boxes of Lego on the floor.
For the past two weeks, I've been building a Venetian alley out of Lego.
Anyway, I put all the pieces I thought I would need in three boxes (large enough to hold a 8 kg Turkey, sorry no bananas around) to not loose any smaller pieces in the carpe... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421572365 | 1421614991 | t3_2sth0x | t5_2to41 | 5 | CRAZYSNAKE17: TIFU by coming back to this subreddit after about a year and a half.
BOWBOWBOWBOW: All things along the lines of this descend into creative writing bullshit.
CRAZYSNAKE17: Not really sure what that's supposed to mean. Seriously not sure if you're asking me a question or stating something.
BOWBOWBOWBOW: S... | 5 | 1 | |
1421572260 | 1421757425 | t3_2stgy6 | t5_2to41 | 135 | brownukguy: TIFU By showing my parents hardcore porn.
OK this happened last week and my previous post got removed so im posting again. A bit a of background my parents are pretty conservative muslims. So I come back from work at about 11pm and as I come in my mum asks me to put on a Hindi film through the chromecast so... | 9 | 15 | |
1421574127 | 1421576859 | t3_2stigg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a girl high
Edit: I apologize for any grammatical errors and structural issues with this post, I wrote it from my phone and I'm too lazy to correct it all.
So this was actually yesterday but I'll share it now because I have the time. I was at work when a girl I met on Tinder asked me to smo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421576275 | 1421576845 | t3_2stk8m | t5_2to41 | 1 | wigglytuff2: TIFU by looking up nsfw on reddit...
AnonomousEmuEgg: Better stock up on tissues and fluids, then.
wigglytuff2: Hahaha
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1421571108 | 1421788619 | t3_2stfz8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Looking At The Baby Grapes
Throwaway for VERY obvious reasons. And no, this didn't happen today, this happened when I was two years old, so in 1997. So the story was essentially told to me from my father's perspective, and I'll be putting it into my own perspective.
It was the summer time and my fa... | 5 | 1 | |
1421576764 | 1421577766 | t3_2stklz | t5_2to41 | 9 | sombrero_warchief: TIFU. Trying to go "home."
Background: Have sent the rent check late with permission from a manager of my apartment comlex, but it is a company that is owned in a different state. I send my checks to the nearest metropolitan area and hope it makes it. Two different people have called me for payment ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421576974 | 1421782865 | t3_2stkrg | t5_2to41 | 5,765 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying some back door play with my girlfriend.
This just happened about 15 minutes ago. Girlfriend and I decided to go out tonight, we end up hitting the local watering hole. She has a few drinks, I decide I would rather not partake. Sex is in the air, and I can tell she's starting to get a little on... | 14 | 411.785714 | |
1421573687 | 1421628963 | t3_2sti3u | t5_2to41 | 14 | tashskywalker: TIFU in Scotland
Okay, so. This story begins with me and my best friend touring Europe. We're both Australian, for the record. We were staying in Manchester recently with family and we got a hire car so we could drive from Manchester to Scotland. We've never driven over here before and keep in mind it's ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1421575468 | 1421603995 | t3_2stjiw | t5_2to41 | 7 | ophelias32: TIFU by not keeping my bedroom door open so I could see our security camera screen.
So TIFU by not keeping my bedroom door open to see our security camera screen, because if I had maybe my neighbor and his wife would not been shot at by the man breaking into my car carrying a 9 mm pistol. If I had seen him... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421580164 | 1421584463 | t3_2stne2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Sixtehh: TIFU - On holiday...
Okay, so I was about 7 years old when this happened but I always remember this.
I was on holiday with my parents in Corfu and it was going really well so far. The beach was nice but the only problem it was half a mile wide, so from the sea to the bars and stores at the top it was 0.5 of a... | 3 | 6 | |
1421581993 | 1421589251 | t3_2stox7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my ex all night against my friends advice
I broke up with my ex a couple weeks ago because it felt like she just didnt care anymore, but last night there was a party with 500 odd people and against all of my friends advice, alcohol fuelled me talked to her all night and now i have feelings... | 11 | 1.363636 | |
1421583266 | 1421651369 | t3_2stq2a | t5_2to41 | 127 | lazzeras: TIFU by having sex in the bush [NSFW]
So this happened earlier today. My partner and I were getting frisky in the bush by a creek. My partner was standing on a log as I was taking her from behind. It was at this point that I decided it would be better if I were standing on the log also.
Just as the climax ar... | 6 | 21.166667 | |
1421583959 | 1421641306 | t3_2stqn6 | t5_2to41 | 393 | masterk2014: TIFU by pretending to be asleep. NSFWish
This fuck up happened early today, around 1a.m. to be exact.
I wouldn't call myself an introvert, but I like my alone time every now and then. I'm a Freshman in college, and I spend a lot of my time socializing with new friends in the lounge. On those days when I j... | 6 | 65.5 | |
1421585555 | 1421624515 | t3_2sts31 | t5_2to41 | 98 | sinordontsinomaybe: TIFU by telling off an idiot in the checkout line...
Today, I fucked up by telling an idiot off in the check out line. I got off work and stopped in a convenience store to get some booze and chips. This young 20 something guy is being rude to the cashier and she is on the verge of tears and he has b... | 9 | 10.888889 | |
1421564268 | 1421606517 | t3_2st8tu | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by bragging about my eyesight to a blind man.
I'm walking out of class from a building on campus when I come across a blind man with his cane. He was cornered by some temporary fencing.
me: Hi there, are you lost sir?
him: Yes, I'm trying to get to the gym but there seems to be some fencing in my way... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421584462 | 1421763910 | t3_2str3c | t5_2to41 | 8 | Jasonseah: TIFU asking a girl handphone number
Recently I find a good working spot in a small coffee shop, I was working for a couple hour, after then I saw a girl who work inside this cafe as a part-timer, she is cute and adorable I actually quite into her, but I din care much in the in that day because of my work. Th... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1421587287 | 1421635100 | t3_2stttr | t5_2to41 | 11 | Guycm: TIFU by confusing a dip spit cup for my water cup.
My boyfriend prefers to spit his dip spit into plastic cups.... The same brand of cups I take my water to bed in. Wake up in the dark, reach over for the wrong cup.... Worst surprise ever.
Diplipper: So what brand/flavor was he dipping? Because although any dip... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421591087 | 1421639326 | t3_2stxzy | t5_2to41 | 237 | [deleted]: TIFU by making small talk with a cashier
Yesterday I went to my local Co-op to get some tea bags just before it closed. The female cashier was filling out some paperwork at her till and when I walked past she asked me what date it was. Having told her that it was the 17th she says "oh I should know this real... | 5 | 47.4 | |
1421594219 | 1421595283 | t3_2su25c | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by finally realising the extent of my social life
I'm about to start my 3rd year in university. I've been on summer holiday since mid November and will be until the end of February.
For the past 2 and a half months I've gone out with my OWN friends approximately 4 times. But I've been out with my siste... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1421593890 | 1421840858 | t3_2su1n2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | consolegamer545: TIFU by saying not even...
I have been a avid visitor of this subreddit, and when I was talking to my wife a few days ago, I reminded of some of the most awkward FU's in my life, so enjoy!
This, like many other tifu's, it didn't happened today, it was the 7th grade, I was a kid who used his intellege... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1421595124 | 1421648020 | t3_2su3dj | t5_2to41 | 21 | woah--dude: TIFU by not closing a nsfw gif tab on my laptop
So i had a girl coming over my place today, we were just lying on the bed getting cozy, she took my latpop to show me something and she shows me a pic and then i took the laptop to to show her something and first thing i do is do a ctrl-t and switch to my old ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1421596244 | 1421720396 | t3_2su53a | t5_2to41 | 603 | MeetLawrence: TIFU by letting my wife's sister stay over our house
This FU has been building for a few days now, but thankfully the sister-in-law just left.
Quick back story: SIL lives far away but just got a new job right near our house, so she's in the process of getting an apartment near us and her job, so she's... | 7 | 86.142857 | |
1421592350 | 1421638231 | t3_2stzm3 | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing a spider in the bathroom, ends poorly
Quick background: I'm a senior in college and like most dudes I've been masturbating since middle school. For all these years I've never been caught or even suspected by my very religious family of making love with my hand...until motherfucking two weeks ... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1421598898 | 1421720888 | t3_2su9ey | t5_2to41 | 878 | Lets_be_stoned: TIFU by going down on my girl (NSFW)
Ok, so actually not today. Actually a while back, but I doubt you'll mind. So I had a friends with benefits type situation with a girl over the summer. She was pretty religious so she wasn't into the whole sex before marriage type thing so much, so we did a lot of fo... | 11 | 79.818182 | |
1421598872 | 1421619157 | t3_2su9d8 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my best friend likes me (nsfw?)
So today I went over to my friends house. She lives in a pretty big house with her parents and her brother. I went over and her parents weren't home and her brother was sleeping (It was around 10 in the morning) so I came over and we just hung around for a bit... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1421600321 | 1421627788 | t3_2subv3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Haduken2g: TIFU by being way too private online and getting doxed.
First of all, please forgive me for my really poor grammar. I'm not English native.
Alright, so since last year I've been using Twitter, Instagram, Reddit... you know, all that jazz. As I'm just 15, not 18 yet, I try to keep my privacy very safe, givin... | 9 | 3 | |
1421599119 | 1421611329 | t3_2su9s5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | louisbo12: TIFU by shaving my pubes.
For some reason I decided to shave my pubes.so I'm in the bath and Im shaving down there,all is well until I get to the much hated 'gooch'.i begin weighing the possibilities-will I cut myself? Or will it be fine?
Well it wasn't fine,I cut myself;really badly,some skin was hanging ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1421602717 | 1421609745 | t3_2sugg1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a creepy drunken comment on my crushes Instagram page.
I work at a mid sized animation studio as a cleanup artist. We recently had a new woman hired as a lead animator. She is super cute and I managed to strike up a conversation by noticing the Hark A Vagrant and Far Side comics posted around... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421602240 | 1421651168 | t3_2sufiu | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU while working at the cinema
When I was at University, I worked in the local cinema- selling sweets behind the counter, cleaning the screens and selling tickets at the box office. That kind of thing. It wasn't a bad job, most of the management were Hitlerish cunts though.
Anyway, one day while working ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1421604654 | 1421605525 | t3_2suk5a | t5_2to41 | 4 | Clever_mudblood: TIFU by trying to give an elderly lady a pea coat.
This happened a few moments ago. I will preface this story by saying I'm a female.
I used to deliver for my company. I had delivered for this same woman a few times. One of those times I was wearing one of my pea coats. This woman expressed such a lo... | 4 | 1 | |
1421605668 | 1421606370 | t3_2sum47 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Myshortlifeishell: TIFU by watching videos from a certain website
Whelp as usual my tifu did happen today it's 5 am and I screwed myself over
As usual days go by I'm browsing reddit and bored as always suddenly I see a reddit post containing a website that had videos which were hella funny then to the omg hell is rea... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421606040 | 1421637708 | t3_2sumuv | t5_2to41 | 186 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my dick to a hacker online (NSFW)
So this really happened few months ago but I'm new in here, so yeah.
One fine day, I decided to have a sex chat. And trust me I'm a newbie when it comes to all this. So, I open ChatRoulette. Found a chick (she was awkwardly smiling since we started chatting... | 10 | 18.6 | |
1421603203 | 1425495784 | t3_2suhca | t5_2to41 | 13 | haTface84: TIFU by putting my 18% eliquid in my RDA
New to the rebuildable scene. Built my first coil last night. Purchased some 6% eliquid, vaped on it all night. Nice. Have a bottle of the same stuff in 18% that I had been using in my clearomizer. No glasses on and grabbed the wrong bottle this morning. Took a ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1421607532 | 1421608813 | t3_2suptg | t5_2to41 | 6 | mypzi: TIFU by baking five cupcakes to celebrate my sixth Cake Day.
I've had the account for too long and have only begun using it now. Excited with learning about Cake Days a few days before my own, I decided to celebrate taking cue from the "5" in my trophy case and baked five cupcakes. It wasn't until after proudly ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421606504 | 1421617788 | t3_2sunss | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by hurting my girlfriend and then crashing my car. [NSFW]
This happened friday night. Me and my girlfriend went bowling. At about 11pm we leave and get in her car. Things get heated and we decide to drive somewhere private. She is a virgin. We get in her back seats and before you know we are naked and... | 4 | 1 | |
1421608788 | 1421682432 | t3_2susdx | t5_2to41 | 11 | TheFrontDoorIsShut: TIFU By Derping at the Grocery Store
So me and my mom were driving to get some food and stoped by a store right next to the food joint to grab some laundry detergent. I, being the gentleman-in-the-making that I am, decide to volunteer to run inside the store and grab the detergent for her.
I mean, ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421610050 | 1421633864 | t3_2suuxr | t5_2to41 | 7,829 | [deleted]: [LIVE UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me (Part 2).
kamenoko: I'm F5ing as hard as I can!
[deleted]: the post is on read only mode idk why?
aliveagain: Make a new part 3 post.
[deleted]: Nobody will be able to find the post tho.
CracklyRabbit: The entire universe is follo... | 20 | 391.45 | |
1421610091 | 1421722146 | t3_2suv09 | t5_2to41 | 332 | JoeFabooche: TIFU by walking in on my mom going down on another woman
Yup. You read that correctly. 21 here.
Went over to my mom's yesterday morning. She convinced me to stay until Sunday morning. I don't want to listen to the guilt trips, so I stayed.
Now, my mom had a friend over late evening. My brother and I dis... | 12 | 27.666667 | |
1421610489 | 1436867878 | t3_2suvru | t5_2to41 | 785 | pitofcarkoon: TIFU by getting an 18 year old girl WAY too high.
A couple weeks ago my fiance had some of her younger friends from art school come over to our apartment. They had crazy hair colors and lip rings and seemed pretty alt so without even thinking about it I offered them a pull from my bong (such hospitality i... | 12 | 65.416667 | |
1421611155 | 1421622038 | t3_2sux3d | t5_2to41 | 148 | BoysHoleTroll: TIFU by talking to my roommates with semen on my head [NSFW]
So long story short is that I live in a college apartment with 3 other guys. To get to the bathroom I have to go through my common room, so this morning i decided i wanted to 'relieve' myself. Naturally I got my computer and headed to the bathr... | 7 | 21.142857 | |
1421613151 | 1421677806 | t3_2sv0w8 | t5_2to41 | 278 | asymmetricalnipples: TIFU by miscalculating rough sex
This happened last night. I’m a 24-year-old guy living in a new city and don’t really know anyone in the area yet. I went out last night because it was a good alternative to sitting alone in my apartment contemplating the futility of existence in this cold, desolate... | 7 | 39.714286 | |
1421613012 | 1421708638 | t3_2sv0n0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by arriving to a friend's party in a flannel and jeans
All right, I should preface this by saying that my friend (let's call her Sofia) had a crush on me for a long time last year. And maybe this year, I'm not sure. I had other interests though, and we never really talked all that much. She's two years ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421616013 | 1421619346 | t3_2sv6bt | t5_2to41 | 41 | LinkToThis: TIFU By having too many spoons
So i live in student digs, and my current degree has me working most days in a High School.
I'm not used to this, so i pretty much come home, eat work and sleep. I haven't meant to horde these spoons, but it seems the spoons have chosen me.
It has come to the point where i... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1421614935 | 1421619026 | t3_2sv4av | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating at my religious mother's house
I was masturbating. Then, shortly after I was finished, my mother walks in. The tissue, filled with cum, was sitting right there on the nightstand. That tissue was the first thing she noticed. I pretend I was sick and blow my nose with a cum-infested tissue... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1421616213 | 1421616537 | t3_2sv6q8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by Tracing a hacker
A time ago I was hacked, the hacker stole from me, the hacker trolled my college professor, my doctor, locked me out of my accounts, called me up at 3am in the morning to tell me what he did.
I got in to my email after chatting to be hacker by emailing my own email address from my g... | 3 | 2 | |
1421616197 | 1421617843 | t3_2sv6p1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating whipped cream from a can
So I was finishing my shift at work yesterday, 45 minutes to go, when I decided to raid the fridge to see if there was anything quick to eat. Starving, I noticed that the only good thing left was a brand new can of reddiwhip. Not giving a shit, I took out the container... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1421614880 | 1421641142 | t3_2sv470 | t5_2to41 | 54 | bayarealovefest: TIFU by internet stalking my IT guy while he was in my computer, maybe.
The other day at work I was having computer issues so I called up our IT company, we outsource to a local company rather than having staff in the office. Jeff answered and remotes in to my computer so he can look around. Some backs... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1421613845 | 1421619406 | t3_2sv27q | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by only eating a chicken pasty before going to a party.
I'll start from the very start.
Been talking to this girl about about a week or so when she invites me and some friends to a big party, straight away if accept I'd be silly not to.
Me and my mates start having some drinks at mine before so we ca... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421619765 | 1421656077 | t3_2svdxp | t5_2to41 | 26 | DomoV: TIFU by going shopping with a girl.
I have met her about 5 times in person and we both came back to Uni we decided to meetup before lectures start tomorrow. I have struggled with an eating disorder/problem for years and in the past I have avoided situation that trigger it, usually eating or being near food whils... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1421620314 | 1421652905 | t3_2svez8 | t5_2to41 | 225 | sadgirlscout: TIFU by telling a girl scout to fuck off
This happened a while ago but whatever. I have a problem with being too polite to door-to-door salespeople. I’m not a confrontational person and I cave fairly easily to social pressure, so I usually end up donating to stupid causes or buying stuff I don’t need desp... | 9 | 25 | |
1421620911 | 1421632143 | t3_2svg3i | t5_2to41 | -4 | Thatdoesntfeelright: Tifu by getting too drunk at the strip club
Got drunk and hit the strip club with my cousins after the bar. Found myself between 2 chicks (not strippers) and started making out with both of them, all was good. Got all touchy feely with one of them and made my way up her skirt. Legs were smooth a... | 6 | -0.666667 | |
1421621171 | 1421624549 | t3_2svgk6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MyLifeSuxNowNew: (LIVE UPDATES.) TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me. (Part 3.)
Quick_man: Hi MyLifeSuxNowNew, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *(LIVE UPDATES.) TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me. (Part 3.)*, has been removed because our ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421620408 | 1421627447 | t3_2svf5b | t5_2to41 | 3 | candleclockin: TIFU by not prepareing for hell
TheBumPirate: TIFU my eyes by trying to read this
candleclockin: TIFU by not telling you i was making an account you could have been bum pirate and i could have been ass bandit
| 3 | 1 | |
1421619302 | 1421631159 | t3_2svczx | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing my pet hamster.
On mobile, sorry for shitty layout.
This happened a couple hours ago.
So I live in Manhattan, on the Lower East Side, and I moved into a new apartment yesterday. Everything that needed to be brought from our old apartment to our new one needed to be covered in a white sheet. ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421622816 | 1421624258 | t3_2svja9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwawayjkloljk: TIFU making out with new gf
elcucuey: Is she moving too fast for you?
throwawayjkloljk: Noo :D We had mixed thoughts for the first kiss I think, we are meeting tomorrow, so going to read some tips on making out, didn't make out for a while :D
elcucuey: Don't read any tips, just let it come naturally.... | 6 | 1 | |
1421621761 | 1421623266 | t3_2svhn5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | steamchatfu: TIFU by ignoring a hashtag in Steam chat
Hey reddit, first post here.
This happened about 10 minutes ago, and I'm still admiring my stupidity... allow me to explain...
I was talking to a friend through the mobile version of Steam, and he suddenly sends me "#SCREENSHARE"
I ignore this, and assume he's ju... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421622996 | 1421808923 | t3_2svjk9 | t5_2to41 | 68 | WeirdButtStuffMike: TIFU by having sex with my cousin (not blood related)
We were just sitting there watching adventure time, we are both 21. She's under a blanket on the couch next to where I was. Then she asked if I was cold and put her legs on me and through the blanket over me. She then fell asleep. I was just sitt... | 17 | 4 | |
1421623059 | 1421624171 | t3_2svjnz | t5_2to41 | 31 | uhohbutthurt: TIFU by ripping my own ass
Throwaway for obvious reasons, just wanted to share my story. A couple of months ago I was reading up on some suggestions on how to spice up wanking and some people suggested prostate massage. I never tried any butt play so I did not know what to expect, but being a teenager wit... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1421622604 | 1421634185 | t3_2svj29 | t5_2to41 | 43 | cb1127: TIFU by picking up a washcloth in my shower (NSFW)
This happened last night.
My aunt and my 2 female cousins have come over to my parent's house and stay for the weekend. This event happens on the second night of their stay.
My mom, aunt, and cousins went to the movies. I was at work till 9 p.m. Drive h... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1421619206 | 1421718384 | t3_2svcsx | t5_2to41 | 7 | H3LL3N: TIFU by passing on a broken coin counter
I took my spare change to the coin counter at a grocery today and it kept spitting out "bad" coins (a whole handful at first) which was unusual, and I was like WTF then, as I was putting them back through, I noticed that it was counting certain dimes in the tally, but it... | 4 | 1.75 |
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