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1421624056 | 1421626623 | t3_2svlau | t5_2to41 | 69 | wouldlands: TIFU by reading TIFU
Ride_A_Train: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SECOND POST? ITS GONE!
factoryofsadness: [I can still see it](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2suuxr/live_updates_tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text/), but it's in read-only mode.
Please let there be a part three soon!
Ride_A_Train: Yeah, I was wond... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1421625231 | 1421632026 | t3_2svnqx | t5_2to41 | 7 | lchoate: Tifu by not attending my bil's dad's funeral
First, the excuses... No one bothered to tell me that he even died except in passing, days later, as if I knew he was even ill or in the hospital. Second, their relationship was very strained, i wasn't sure he even cared.
Right, none of that matters... I really fu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421624473 | 1421720407 | t3_2svm61 | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by going home with what I thought was a girl. (NSFW)
So I'm your average British 16 year old with a medical problem in with i smoking weed to relieve pain. I go it school full time and I spend most my free time playing games but this weekend i wanted to go on a bike ride. Starts of fine riding alone a m... | 10 | 4.5 | |
1421625613 | 1421628296 | t3_2svoh7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | scottman129: TIFU by refreshing reddit so much I can't follow the best live stream I have ever seen.
Knot_My_Name: He just sent posted he can NOT update the page with it being on read mode only, he can only reply to comments i guess, that are in his mailbox
scottman129: Link? Proof?
Knot_My_Name: http://www.reddit.co... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1421626010 | 1421653008 | t3_2svp94 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating the hottest wings Ive ever had in my life, then going down on my girl hours later.
So there's this wing place in town that I absolutely love. They have over 25 sauces. My girlfreind and i go there sometimes on Sundays because they have 50¢ wings. She doesn't even eat meat (except mine Lolol) s... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1421626341 | 1421639311 | t3_2svpv2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | scienceforbid: TIFU by removing my computer battery with my crotch
Now, I know this isn't as thrilling or life-changing as what is currently happening with /u/MyLifeSuxNow; in fact, that whole saga contributed significantly to my fuck up. Basically, I was both working and following the reddit drama of the year, when I ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1421626391 | 1421706085 | t3_2svpyx | t5_2to41 | 61 | Armatiel: Tifu by telling friends that i experimented as a teenager
So this friday I had been sulking all day since My girlfriend broke up with me. Thats when I joined My friends st Skype at about 2 am in the morning (saturday). Since I was really down and stuff and it was late and most of them were drunk (as was I) we... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1421627045 | 1421632744 | t3_2svr6p | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having two girlfriends simultaneously and not knowing what to do now.
Growing up the only example of a relationship between a male and female I've seen is that of my mom and dad. I was raised muslim, very traditional parents but I'm an atheist now. My father abandoned my family and left the country a... | 3 | 2 | |
1421627470 | 1421633291 | t3_2svrz2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | About40Llamas: TIFU by posting my actual opinion on facebook of Chris Kyle as "portrayed" in American Sniper, while living in South Louisiana.
I tend to be a very independent thinker, and not hyper-conservative like most everyone around me. It's the nature of where I'm from, the land where Fox news is consistently quo... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1421627019 | 1421628913 | t3_2svr4w | t5_2to41 | 12 | SJM_Mexus: TIFU by having a weird utherea
So this just happened, I was there in the room of bath doing my thing when my dick decides to fuck me. I get piss all over my pant leg and foot so I grab a rag to clean my piss soaked jeans. While cleaning I realized that I flooded the tile floor with my yellow fury and the dra... | 6 | 2 | |
1421624775 | 1421703845 | t3_2svmr8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Greenbuddy45: TIFU by not letting my dog get down to get water
The morning began like most mornings, my dog woke me up, wanting to get down from the bed to get water. I ignored her but I did find it odd she was standing on my pillow above my head. Then when she woke me up again, I felt something damp, I smelled my arm,... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421633436 | 1421636567 | t3_2svso6 | t5_2to41 | -18 | tuffstough: must be tough having an elite quarterback go 0-3 against a 3rd round draft pick
FunkyTownMonkeyClown: It must be tough acting like an E-thug.
Edit: Spelling
tuffstough: its sad seeing green bay fans throw a tantrum on reddit. get over it
FriendFoundAccount: Pot calling the kettle black lol
tuffstough: by ... | 11 | -1.636364 | |
1421627014 | 1421628809 | t3_2svr4e | t5_2to41 | 2 | Cptnslapah0e: TIFU by speeding in a construction zone
I'm going to keep this short and sweet.
Our company pickup was running low on gas (3 miles till empty) and I had about 15 miles to go.
I'm going 80 down the highway (I know it'll suck more gas but I'm the type of person to have no sense) I come over a hill, and ge... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421628294 | 1421686279 | t3_2svtjm | t5_2to41 | 225 | chance633: TIFU by chopping down my morning wood
This morning, as always I woke up with my soldier on duty. Today being my only day off I decided just to stay in bed and put him at ease rather than my usual personal shower funtime. Skipping to vigorous details and skipping to the fuck up, I'm laying on my back chopping... | 5 | 45 | |
1421628652 | 1421649122 | t3_2svu7f | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get sympathy from my coworker's sister.
I went to a coworker's birthday/graduation party today. There were a lot of little boys running around. I felt one of them was more unruly than the others. He made messes, was rude to both adults and the other kids, and took some of my drink right in ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1421626403 | 1421714512 | t3_2svpzv | t5_2to41 | 3 | PeterG92: [TIFU] I got more than I bargained for at a museum.
This happened quite a while ago when I was younger, must have been at least 6 years ago now (I'm 22 now - so this happened when I was around 16). It was my first time in Washington and America.
We were visiting the Smithsonian Air and Space museum and I ha... | 3 | 1 | |
1421629023 | 1421629092 | t3_2svuvh | t5_2to41 | 5 | MyLieSuxNow: TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me (Part 3).
jrad151: Here we go! Season 3
Edit. Guys it's. A different user name. Fake 3.50 alert we still have a chance
TwoTailedFox: It's like Game of Thrones, only with fewer tits.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421628975 | 1421629327 | t3_2svus2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TODAYISSUNDAYYY: TIFU: The "TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me" post is fake. Here's why
FriendFoundAccount: Who cares? It's entertaining.
Fallout4please: and that's all that really matters
| 3 | 2 | |
1421629832 | 1421714078 | t3_2svwba | t5_2to41 | 3 | Nyxterida: TIFU by getting caught doing my girlfriend on a security camera [NSFW]
So, my girlfriend and I decided to go out. Thing is, my girlfriend was really sad about some crap that happened to her earlier in the morning, so I decided to cheer her up.
She takes me to a back alley surrounded by uninhabited buildings... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1421629983 | 1421630103 | t3_2svwl3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [TIFU - no, TWFU] by breaking this reddit and making it impossible for /u/MyLifeSuxNow to continue posting.
gordie44: Nice try, Zack.
TheMollyWop: Can someone please send Zack a dick pic, please? We have to establish dominance
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421630228 | 1421630344 | t3_2svx08 | t5_2to41 | 6 | MyLifeSuxNoww: [LIVE UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me (Part 3).
MNIskrillex: NO
MNIskrillex: Wait it's a fake account
| 3 | 2 | |
1421630379 | 1421630584 | t3_2svx9e | t5_2to41 | 2 | MyLifeSucksNow: [FINAL UPDATE] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me (Part 3)
Anon_mama: What the actual fuck. Woulda preferred the Rick roll now.
catocatocato: Different guy, impersonator, disregard.
Anon_mama: TWICE I GOT FOOLED!!! Never again I cry!! Seriously though, fuck these trolls :/
| 4 | 0.5 | |
1421630389 | 1421630737 | t3_2svx9t | t5_2to41 | 10 | obesityaddiction: TIFU: By reading reading the TIFU story about a guy giving a play by play report of his wife cheating on him.
IceDagger316: How did you fuck up by reading that?
obesityaddiction: my kids are starving, I missed the Seattle game, I could go on...
Incomepants: I had to stop masturbating because of that ... | 5 | 2 | |
1421630610 | 1421631394 | t3_2svxoo | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheRealDealZack: TIFU - Zack here. WHAT'S GOING ON!?
bejoe905: Nice try. You aren't the real deal.
TheRealDealZack: Wanna find out, sport?
bejoe905: Yeah. Show proof on the next update.
TheRealDealZack: Touche.
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1421630818 | 1421676139 | t3_2svy1a | t5_2to41 | 57 | befriends_wildlife: TIFU by triumphantly shitting on the floor
I had a friend over for the evening, she stayed for about six hours. I will fart in front of my SO but I won't in front of a friend. Upside is my friend doesn't fart in front of me.
I'd built up so much gas that by the time she left, I was actually excited... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1421631263 | 1421631369 | t3_2svyvm | t5_2to41 | 4 | moosteryi: TIFU by looking up
Anon_mama: The expected happen?
PmMeYourPerkyBCups: Be nice, he's probably dealt with enough shit today.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421631386 | 1421631776 | t3_2svz3h | t5_2to41 | 12 | MvLifeSuxNow: [UPDATE] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me (Part 3).
mycakedayisjanuary1: At least this fake account made an effort.
NoJoyInMudville: That tricksy 'v' in his username can't fool me
mycakedayisjanuary1: If he'd spent a little more time spinning his tale before the payoff, he *m... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1421631787 | 1421631851 | t3_2svzs5 | t5_2to41 | 0 | -MyLifeSuxNow: [LIVE UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me (Part 3)
rizenfrmtheashes: Lets go. In any case, I'm sorry for what you're going through OP.
rizenfrmtheashes: shitfuck. this is a troll.
| 3 | 0 | |
1421631426 | 1421873527 | t3_2svz6f | t5_2to41 | 51 | VanWildest: TIFU by littering on a cop
This happened about 30 minutes ago. I got pulled over for expired tags on my car. The officer approached my car and let me know why he pulled me over, all the usual stuff. I get kind of nervous around cops so my hands are shaking a little bit and im not thinking straight. He then... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1421632220 | 1421632882 | t3_2sw0kl | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading /u/MyLifeSuxNow's thread.
tell_me_stories: Same.
skilledman101: I found an auto updater on the chrome store. Every 2 seconds the page updates.
McSpoish: You can't say that and not throw us a link!
maizdog: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/super-auto-refresh/kkhjakkgopekjlempoplnjc... | 6 | 14.333333 | |
1421632616 | 1421633409 | t3_2sw19x | t5_2to41 | 5 | MyWifeSuxNow: [UPDATE] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. Sorry for delay! (Part 3).
LordMorse: First?
Edit - Lol!
SilentNirvana: congrats this post will blow up, and you sir are first
LordMorse: Haha, nah, another swing and a miss (check the OP user name)
SilentNirvana: Its was never to be
| 5 | 1 | |
1421632573 | 1421686269 | t3_2sw173 | t5_2to41 | 968 | BeHappy2day: TIFU by explaining to my 5 yr old son that eating unhealthy will make him obese.
So this actually happened last week. Some background, my son loves pizza and barely anything else. He is the pickiest eater I have ever met. I decided to put a stop to his unhealthy eating and explain why he should eat vege... | 11 | 88 | |
1421633022 | 1421633799 | t3_2sw21r | t5_2to41 | 5 | kanyes_god_complex: TIFU by being me
LordMorse: One guy didn't lose that game for them - it was a team effort to blow it.
Name_change_here: I respectfully disagree. Make that grab, game over. Yes it's a total team effort, but you have to do your part as a paid professional and team member.
LordMorse: Fair enough - Ju... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421633153 | 1421703809 | t3_2sw2ac | t5_2to41 | 902 | fuckedchildhood: Tifu- by giving a courtesy Flush.
So I went shopping with the wife , she wanted panty hose, and doesn't like to drive in the rain, so I took her to the store. While shopping my wife finds a skirt she likes and a couple blouses, and decides to hit the dressing room. Fuck, she was taking forever, and of... | 6 | 150.333333 | |
1421633486 | 1421808310 | t3_2sw2v6 | t5_2to41 | 239 | MattStrzok: TIFU by pissing off my roommate's girlfriend, then getting slapped with a jizz covered hand [NSFW]
This actually happened last night, but it was late and I had class this morning.
I can't stand his girlfriend. She is a 9/10 on the freak scale and about a -2/10 on the looks scale. As long as he is happy rig... | 5 | 47.8 | |
1421633774 | 1421642139 | t3_2sw3dr | t5_2to41 | 107 | landyacht750: TIFU by thinking I would get closure about Jenny
bejoe905: Just give it time, /u/MyLifeSuxNow has been through a lot in the last 3 days.
landyacht750: See, it just took my patience to break!
jeffpewpewdash: Looks like you didn't fuck up after all
| 4 | 26.75 | |
1421633845 | 1421827964 | t3_2sw3is | t5_2to41 | 16,897 | [deleted]: [PART 3 w/UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me.
PlatinumMinatour: > Jenny said she played with Zack's penis, and touched it a little.
> Carly and X hung out all night, nothing romantic except for hand holding.
These sound like the excuses a 12 year old would think a... | 17 | 993.941176 | |
1421634936 | 1421702489 | t3_2sw5jx | t5_2to41 | 61 | WhyAmINotStudying: TIFU - Cheating Jenny Part 3 - The comment thread
We can't comment in the actual thread, so we should just comment in this one. I haven't really followed the story that much, and have nothing to do with OP or any of the involved parties. It just seems kind of reasonable to allow the users to talk som... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1421635692 | 1421706442 | t3_2sw6yh | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: [NSFW, pics, blood] TIFU by ripping myself a second asshole.
On 26/11/2014, I went ice skating with my friends. I had ice skated many times before, but recently had taken up rollerblading and was out of practice of ice skating (they use different techniques). I fell on my knees, so my blade hit the back of m... | 7 | 10.142857 | |
1421637148 | 1421639723 | t3_2sw9me | t5_2to41 | 26 | explodingcranium2442: TIFU by going into work unscheduled.
I am so fucking screwed.
I went into work an hour ago because I realized that I didn't know what time I was supposed to come in tomorrow, and because I realized that I forgot to load paper towels into several of the dispensers.
We have an alarm pad that fuck... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1421638155 | 1421639845 | t3_2swblf | t5_2to41 | 18 | double-tea: TIFU by being the most oblivious man ever
TIFU, but like most stories on here this actually happened a few weeks ago and it just came back to haunt me. So I was with my girlfriend of 2 months taking her to get her Brazilian wax, all was normal except I was extremely tired, so much so that I thought I was go... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1421639270 | 1421677717 | t3_2swdkw | t5_2to41 | 428 | sydney_cromwell: TIFU by finding out what happens when hot butter meets cold water
This actually happened today. A couple hours ago, in fact...
I was getting prepared to make apple dumplings and the recipe called for melted butter. I put the bowl of butter in the microwave and go about my business.
When the butter wa... | 5 | 85.6 | |
1421639586 | 1421639973 | t3_2swe4d | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to do tricks on a scooter
This happened a couple days ago... I was riding around on a manual scooter (something along the lines of [this](http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-2787456dt.jpg).) which I've had for a few years. I'm already about twice as tall as the thing; the hand... | 3 | 1 | |
1421639531 | 1421666373 | t3_2swe18 | t5_2to41 | 113 | ebo202: TIFU by not closing my porn window
I little back story first... The wife is on her womanly time, so no sex for me this week. I admit I have a strong libido, so pressure builds quickly. To get some relief I checked out some free sites online after she went to bed. I grabbed my old beater laptop (no pun intended)... | 5 | 22.6 | |
1421639255 | 1421682541 | t3_2swdk5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | orangesquadron: TIFU by going through my great-grandma's photo albums
*Context: My great-grandma (GG) and I are really close, even though I don't get to see her often. Although she lives a few hours away, for the past couple years she's been in assisted living and nursing homes due to her advanced age. She is now very ... | 4 | 2 | |
1421640763 | 1421652271 | t3_2swg6d | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally taking a dump in my hand...
Ok, a little background to this one - i've been staying with a couple of old college buddies - we're known as pranksters, and I decided to pull a fast one on my friend Christopher when he came into our room.
I was going to surprise him with a type of fart, ... | 5 | 7 | |
1421641351 | 1421702477 | t3_2swh7l | t5_2to41 | 40 | hillbull: TIFU by drinking bird blood
Had a great week vacation on a cruise. While in San Juan, my wife saw a guy with a bunch of parrots across from the Sr. Frogs. He was doing pictures for $10 a print with the parrots (probably 15-18 birds in all).
During the shoot, he was switching birds on her shoulders and arms, ... | 5 | 8 | |
1421641950 | 1421662803 | t3_2swi7l | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a soda
My fuck-up happened roughly 10 minutes ago. Here's the story:
I sat down at my desk and opened up a drawing program, planning on doodling some stuff. I open up a [soda](http://s3.media.squarespace.com/production/320009/7391668/blog/images/2008/08/26/bgbraintoniqcanlg.jpg), fresh from... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421635399 | 1421777958 | t3_2sw6e8 | t5_2to41 | 33 | rusti_gotrage: TIFU by reading TIFU at work...
TIFU by reading the epic posts from [/u/MyLifeSuxNow](http://www.reddit.com/user/MyLifeSuxNow) at work and getting caught doing that when I should have been working...
Tried to explain it was internet history in the making, and I had to see it happen 'live' but no dice.
... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1421643422 | 1421644416 | t3_2swkng | t5_2to41 | 10 | IronicallyScrewedUp: TIFU by doing what I said I would never do to the girl I love
I didnt fuck up today, this is about a years worth of fuckups leading to the ultimate fuckup, losing the one you love.
So to start off with some context, about 2 years ago I met this girl on steam. Now it was a completely random meeting... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421643837 | 1421646150 | t3_2swldm | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by arguing with my SO and now she is accusing me of rape.
TemperTyrantrum: Thats not rape, shes just fucking stupid, stay away
ContrarySnivy: Why did you edit this? lol
TemperTyrantrum: I said Bot instead of not
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1421643271 | 1421661559 | t3_2swkeb | t5_2to41 | 53 | BatmanHasWings: TIFU by playing "Killing In The Name" to a 6 year old
I usually babysit these two 6 year old twins every week. One of them noticed my new headphones and wanted to listen. Whats the worst that could happen, right? Most of my music is kinda pop-rock and Top 40 stuff. However, he chose to listen to Rage Ag... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1421643040 | 1421688628 | t3_2swjzy | t5_2to41 | 338 | divorcedparentstifu: TIFU opening my moms phone.
I posted this once ans I guess it got caught in spam filter.
This actually happened in September but the aftermath hasn't ended. Using a throwaway so friends that know about this don't see my account. Some other info is im 15 and a freshman.
About fourish months ago t... | 9 | 37.555556 | |
1421642754 | 1421692457 | t3_2swjjs | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By not exercising my miranda rights (Very Long) Part 2) maybe NSFW
trey-von-martin: Still reading lol
trey-von-martin: I liked them
| 3 | 1 | |
1421644525 | 1421893247 | t3_2swml0 | t5_2to41 | 36 | babygravycigarette: TIFU by (sort of) ejaculating in an ash tray. NSFW
I live in a flat with my long term girlfriend, and my roommate. We barely know the guy, and he's probably our 4th roommate now. We've lived with close friends before but it never works out like you think it will so we decided to help out someone we ... | 4 | 9 | |
1421641246 | 1421672489 | t3_2swh1t | t5_2to41 | 3 | ThisIsLooth: TIFU by getting high alone.
This was by far the worst experience of my life. It started out as a normal high around 3pm. My brother had left for work and I, bored, decided it would be a good idea to smoke. I was chill listening to music when my mother calls. She asks me to bring her her car, which I was us... | 3 | 1 | |
1421646200 | 1421722487 | t3_2swpek | t5_2to41 | 25 | RockiestFlyer3: TIFU by looking at a girlfriends face book messenger.
So I have never posted here before and I'm on a cell phone so forgive me for any formatting or spelling
Little back story: My girlfriend and I pretty much have a LDR. We have been together for about 8 mos now. She lives about 2 hours from where I l... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1421645718 | 1421653166 | t3_2swomy | t5_2to41 | 6 | DaBossBall: TIFU By driving someone in bad weather and wreck my car on the way home
TLDR: Drove car in snow to be a nice guy, fucked up front bumper of my car on the way home because I slid over snow.
Context: My girlfriend, I, and 2 friends are staying at the Inn at Snowshoe in West Virginia. We are here on a 3 day... | 3 | 2 | |
1421645072 | 1421704741 | t3_2swnj5 | t5_2to41 | 293 | Texnomancer: TIFU by screaming at a funeral
Today, I was in the car with my dad and girlfriend heading to the movies for a date. As my dad was driving I saw what I thought was a news crew and a bunch of people being interviewed, so I decided to roll down the window and scream out "WOOOHOOO" as we were passing by. After... | 6 | 48.833333 | |
1421647928 | 1421677054 | t3_2sws52 | t5_2to41 | 6 | welshlyarmslovers: TIFU by causing a second family catastrophe..
Now first of all I did not create the first family catastrophe! That was the beautiful creation of my bitch of an aunt who also aided in this second cataclysmic event.
So as you may have assumed I do have a mother and father. We have always been close to... | 3 | 2 | |
1421608790 | 1421696862 | t3_2suse0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking that I am smarter than my teacher...
Like a lot TIFU's this happened about a month ago.
My teacher assigned me and a friend to present a chapter of the novel we were currently dealing with. Well, we thought we were pretty smart because another class completed the same assignment the day bef... | 4 | 1 | |
1421649926 | 1421651380 | t3_2swv0e | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping out of college
This wasn't today, but I never made a post about it before, and today added to the events of this. Also, this is a little more serious of a post, and I hope it's suitable for this subreddit. (I'm pretty new to reddit.)
I lived in Ohio for all 18 years of my life (I'm 19 now)... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421651073 | 1421655522 | t3_2swwgu | t5_2to41 | 6 | OMGwhydididothat: TIFU by cheating on my husband and then confessing it to him.
chloce: Jenny go to bed!
dszajnuk: This would actually be the other girl,not Jenny, which in case makes your story worse than Jenny's husband made you out to be... So still, go to bed
| 3 | 2 | |
1421651032 | 1421651521 | t3_2swwf1 | t5_2to41 | 1 | MyLifeSuksNow: [PART 4 w/ UPDATES - cannot sleep] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me.
r_mono101: Bless you
MyLifeSuksNow: Peace be unto you!
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1421651665 | 1421660974 | t3_2swx6l | t5_2to41 | 27 | amworsthusbandever: TIFU by being the worst husband ever (Update)
**Original post** [Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2nt10f/tifu_by_being_a_horrible_husband_and_potentially/) Basically **TL;DR** I treated my wife like utter shit for months and ended up talking about how I didn't love her to other women. Th... | 13 | 2.076923 | |
1421651667 | 1421652583 | t3_2swx6o | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by having BaconReader
So I was just browsing Reddit on my BacoonReader app this morning when I accidentally clicked on one of the ads. It takes me to the App Store and brings up the Match.com app. I go to click off but something dark deep down inside of me say hey download it. You know just for shits a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421650059 | 1422051677 | t3_2swv68 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ChocolateCrepe: TIFU by kicking sand.
Today at the beach, my friend and I decided to make a sand castle that had four towers surrounding a giant tower in the middle. To retain the shape and height of the main tower in the middle, we packed in the sand extremely hard. 2 hours later when we were leaving, I wanted to dest... | 11 | 1.454545 | |
1421652516 | 1421657574 | t3_2swy7m | t5_2to41 | 13 | rayjess21: TIFU by saying the word's, "oh i see.."
so i work in a call center and i spoke to a customer asking about phones. he starts asking about the iPhone 5s and Siri. i answered all his questions and explained all the features of the phone. Right before we ended the call i decided to ask why he was so interested i... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421652939 | 1421654908 | t3_2swyqr | t5_2to41 | 44 | thescartographer: TIFU by using Tindr
TIFU guys. Okay so this actually just happened about ten minutes ago, I've been collecting my thoughts and trying to figure out my best course of action.
I met this girl on Tindr about a month and a half ago, we'll call her Rain. So Rain and I hit it off well enough, we trade ... | 4 | 11 | |
1421654057 | 1421683476 | t3_2sx03e | t5_2to41 | 10 | bmfalbo: TIFU by taking a cheat day
JamesFarra: Jenny?
luisochoa: ha took me a minute to get it .
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421653459 | 1421656413 | t3_2swzdm | t5_2to41 | 5 | MikasaMilkTea: TIFU by making a chocolate milkshake
This was a while ago, but I wanted to make a chocolate milkshake. I grabbed my glass of milk, and the chocolate syrup bottle from the cupboard. It said 'shake well before use' so I shook it well. The cap which looked deceivingly tightly shut wasn't quite screwed on pr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421655187 | 1421656093 | t3_2sx1ew | t5_2to41 | 6 | LoveVobXX: TIFU: I cheated on my husband and he found out, what should I do?
ManaManadododododo: I read something earlier today that sounded like this situation but from the husband's perspective.
Kayleemarie1994: I think that's the point... lol
LoveVobXX: Please elaborate?
Kayleemarie1994: Just seems suspicious that ... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1421656035 | 1421658329 | t3_2sx2ap | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too horny.
ContrarySnivy: If there's no face, there's no chance of it going back to you unless you have a very unique distinguishable feature in the video.
What words appeared on the screen? What did the guy look like and say? And do you remember anything else that could help you find this as... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421655692 | 1421702622 | t3_2sx1yp | t5_2to41 | 5,363 | AceBobcat: TIFU by having 9 kids
I work for a very large store chain, and have been there for a year and 8 months. I was doing my taxes because I'm saving up for a down payment for a new car, and I'm single, and live with my mother. I did my federal taxes online, and they amounted to $1200 (I owe the state $300). That ... | 11 | 487.545455 | |
1421657380 | 1421700273 | t3_2sx3of | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying hi to my drunk gay friend in my dorm hallway (right after getting laid).
This just happened about 20 minutes ago. I had just left the room of this girl I'm hooking up with in my dorm to head upstairs to my room two floors up. Then I see my friend (who I'll call Steve) stumbling from wall to wa... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1421658233 | 1421677059 | t3_2sx4mb | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a new year resolution to get in shape, ended up being cougar bait.
RxDealer: Bullshit. First, you refer to someone that is "barely 30" as a "cougar", but you are at least 21 since you can go get a drink with her. I have never, at anytime in my life, thought of anyone barely 30 year old as a... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1421648962 | 1421665964 | t3_2swtod | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheThing345: TIFU by calling in sick and being stupid
Apart from not sounding sick at all, after my boss' assistant said the obligatory "get well soon", I accidentaly and kind of out of instinct reply with "thanks you too"
I could hear her laughing as she was hanging up
winwar: Works to your benefit. Youre so worn ou... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421660363 | 1421662567 | t3_2sx6vn | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a great relationship
So this all started out on Tinder. I personally hate Tinder, and one night my room mates and I decided to make one. I dressed up in the most ridiculous outfits, including fuzzy purple thermals, a yellow cat shirt, glasses, and a scrunchie, and started our photo shoot. I m... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1421660220 | 1421661987 | t3_2sx6py | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing from the tip jar
So I recently had a night out with some friends & I took a bar. I don't normally do this but I was like hey why not. So anyway I guess I was screwing around and I took some dollar bills forom the tip jar & the worst part is, I was caught red handed by a surveillance ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421662968 | 1421688543 | t3_2sx9fr | t5_2to41 | 9 | Bence1789: TIFU by leaving a pack of condoms on the household radiator [NSFW]
Okay guys,this is my first post on TIFU.So last Friday I bought a pack of condoms because I was gonna meet up with this girl whom I got to know at the gym.Long story short, I was getting ready to leave for the gym in the early morning and as ... | 3 | 3 | |
1421662894 | 1421705017 | t3_2sx9d2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying awake for too long.
I should say yesterday i fucked up. I didn't go to bed until about 7 am by then i had been up for about 16 hours. I was catching up on TV shows on the internet. By the time i got to bed i was tired but i couldn't fall asleep and for some reason i started to freak out. In m... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1421663868 | 1421798381 | t3_2sxad6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | greatabyss42: TIFU: Telling one of my best friends I'm in love with her while I was drunk
This happened last friday. So to give this story a little bit of pretext. I went to college with this girl lets call her Scarlett. I was a freshman when she was a senior. We've always been into the same things. I was in a serious ... | 3 | 3 | |
1421666671 | 1421669244 | t3_2sxd4t | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a picture from my Facebook on OkCupid (a poem)
I'm the kind of creeped out that only rhyme can help with.
________________________________________
I decided one day it was finally time,
For a new adventure (which I'll tell you in rhyme).
After four years of single, and in a new State,
It w... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421667669 | 1421691291 | t3_2sxe75 | t5_2to41 | 3 | TinyZackary: TIFU by banging a married chick.
shiyou: Why would u ruin a marriage like that? They probably have kids and they will soon divorce. U deserve to be in prison man.
TinyZackary: You'd do the same thing if you weren't beta.
shiyou: U wouldnt say that if it were ur girl
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1421668853 | 1421778493 | t3_2sxfdx | t5_2to41 | 2,571 | butterball85: TIFU by getting to the train station early (NSFW)
My lady friend who I was hooking up with at the time asked me to take her to the train station. Sure, easy enough. I pack her and her stuff into my manual car and we head out. We're on our way there and we realize we're going to get there like a half hour ... | 10 | 257.1 | |
1421592345 | 1421673121 | t3_2stzlz | t5_2to41 | 5 | AvalancheMaster: TIFU by going to a grindcore show and participating in a student threesome. Mild NSFW (yes, mild).
In Bulgarian we have this expression, "student threesome". In 2012, I participated in one.
Actually, the story starts much earlier. 2004, the Indian Ocean tsunami. A lot of people died there, including M... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421671207 | 1421716566 | t3_2sxhvr | t5_2to41 | 166 | Robro1: TIFU By watching tennis with my 8 year old brother
This TIFU is happening currently and is slightly awkward in my family right now. The Australian open is going on at the moment and for those who don't know is tennis. But anyway right now there's an Aussie bloke playing by the name of Kokkinakis, pronounced cok... | 7 | 23.714286 | |
1421671692 | 1421683861 | t3_2sxife | t5_2to41 | 5 | Archer0000: TIFU By going shopping
Alright so this wasn't exactly today but it was a particular fuck up that stands out in my mind from 3 years ago. It was a wednesday in May, I was in the middle of exam week in the college. Now I had no exams wrote down on my timetable for that day. I decided that I would spend som... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421670910 | 1421683764 | t3_2sxhkw | t5_2to41 | 8 | derpmasterTW: TIFU by being startled awake thinking I had a baby thrown at me and pushing my wife off of him
So ya... I woke up to an emotional wife pleading with a baby to sleep then I felt a baby thrown at me and it looked like she jumped on him, I thought she was trying to hurt him, and he was screaming so I pushed ... | 4 | 2 | |
1421673610 | 1421674398 | t3_2sxkqo | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading about Jenny
So I'm fresh out of med school, & had a job interview with a salary above 280K a year, when I started Reading /u/MyLifeSuxNow & missed that job interview by like 2 Hours. Oh yeah, and it was between me and 1 other guy so FUCK YOU JENNY.
P.S. Jenny is a slutty whore, FUCK... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1421674093 | 1421684796 | t3_2sxlec | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by going through my mums bag and finding crack.
saw cling film hanging out a zipped part of the bag she takes to work with her. Thought it was pot so I went to steal some (judge me) and I swear it was crack cocaine. Like white/yellow rocks, pretty big. Either that or shit loads of coke on the rock in wh... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1421689059 | 1421793791 | t3_2sxmro | t5_2to41 | 885 | MartyMartinez33: he just wanted some kisses
Suddenly_rekt: But she played with his penis a little
MartyMartinez33: She was blackmailed! What else was she supposed to do
Dude-in-the-corner: Give him some kisses. Duh.
MartyMartinez33: On his penis?
sertitus: Just a little
MartyMartinez33: a little penis?
Skninethousand: ... | 15 | 59 | |
1421677393 | 1421779262 | t3_2sxpw4 | t5_2to41 | 534 | noonelikesmeg: TIFU by mowing more than just the yard (nsfw)
This story is from over the summer, I thought this subreddit would be a good place to share it.
So I offered to help my mom mow her yard. This was my first mistake. It had been left for weeks and was overrun with dandelions and other weeds. The yard was real... | 8 | 66.75 | |
1421677999 | 1421713941 | t3_2sxqr5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | wigglytuff2: Tifu by hitting a strangers child in the face.
So I was going to the post office. Me being a nice person I tend to always try to hold the door for people. I was walking out from mailing a package when there was a kid and his grandma walking in.
Since I'm inside I try push the door open so they don't hav... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1421678582 | 1421682229 | t3_2sxrl3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThePremier: TIFU by almost blinding my friend
Hello reddit, English is not my first language and I'm kinda shaken right now so sorry for poor grammar/writing, but I need to get this off my chest.
So, I fucked up immensely. Today in school I think I almost blinded my friend. He was in front of me and I, like the idiot ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421679534 | 1421727181 | t3_2sxt2w | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: Tifu by almost getting a girl pregnant, again.
peilthetraveler: Plot twist. First girls name was Jenny. 2nd girls name was Carly.
Zack_is_Innocent: Let's leave the past in the past, shall we?
SilentOneBravo: #ZACKISFREE
Zack_is_Innocent: \#kissesftw
SilentOneBravo: #justkisses
| 6 | 2.666667 | |
1421679837 | 1421754582 | t3_2sxtn4 | t5_2to41 | 1,212 | SpinalProblems: TIFU by making an (un)-intentional joke.
This is a throw away account, because I know my son uses Reddit. But if this makes front page, it wont matter, he'll see it and know its me.
So my son dived into a shallow pool a couple of weeks ago, he is 14, so he still has (had) a lot of growing to do. He fra... | 13 | 93.230769 | |
1421679676 | 1421708394 | t3_2sxtd0 | t5_2to41 | 197 | Poop_Slow_Think_Long: TIFU by scratching the stitches on my recent scrotum surgery.
This actually happened mid 2014 - I asked the mods if it was cool to post it here first.
I said I'd write this down for someone who just did me a favor; and I can't disappoint. I wont bother to try and keep this short. I like writing ... | 6 | 32.833333 | |
1421680510 | 1421704365 | t3_2sxuq7 | t5_2to41 | 401 | drivenlizard: TIFU by calling spaghetti "wiggles".
Slashgate: I'm sure we can somehow blame this on Jenny too right?
TagProFC: Yeah, fuck jenny!
17Hongo: Well Zack certainly did.
Kaminothe: But it was only a bit of kissing.
yell0w_snowman: Oh and playing with his penis, just a little bit
Veecarious: Edit: nvm found pa... | 7 | 57.285714 | |
1421680747 | 1421705102 | t3_2sxv5k | t5_2to41 | 140 | wobr-J: TIFU by getting a haircut
an inch was way too much, I look like a mushroom :(
^^^off ^^^to ^^^school ^^^I ^^^go..
Joejoejoemoe: Take that Zach. Jenny won't want your kisses now.
LikemyChickenCurry: Dick licker.
yogiibear: Penis fondler
phespa: Mom's spaghetti
MNITrenton: Mom's wiggles.
_Decimation: *sharts*... | 7 | 20 |
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