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1421450623 | 1421508989 | t3_2soji8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | TheMeowing: TIFU By Going To School
This didn't happen today but it was about a week ago when this happened.
So I woke up one morning to the sounds of my stomach feeling upset and having to throw up, getting ready to go to school. After a while of vomiting I thought I'd be better but I really felt sick. My parents not... | 3 | 4 | |
1421454602 | 1421460223 | t3_2soqzh | t5_2to41 | 8 | ender647: TIFU taking a picture of a golden retriever
Happened last year. I like taking surreptitious pictures of golden retrievers. One day I get on the elevator with an old lady and a ~13 year old girl with her golden retriever. I go to take a picture. The flash is on. It looks like I just took a picture of this girl... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421458372 | 1421461322 | t3_2soxha | t5_2to41 | 13 | beatupandtossedaside: TIFU by getting in a fist fight
I (m, 23) just lost my girlfriend (f, 22) to her best friend (m, 20), that I share a mutual hate with.
My girlfriend and I had a bit of a disagreement yesterday morning, a slight argument, and honestly I don't even remember what it was about. I think it was somethi... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421453482 | 1421494384 | t3_2soozh | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a book
So this started with me reading an autobiography of a comedian I love before bed. It is important to remember that this book is not mine, it is originally my auntie's, who has lent it to my nan, who has lent it to me.
So basically, after the lights have gone out, I start to feel a bi... | 3 | 1 | |
1421459098 | 1421518964 | t3_2soypm | t5_2to41 | 6 | SouthlandMax: TIFU by adding a SO with friends and family on Facebook. NSFW
Not really my TIFU but I got pulled in by having a Facebook account.
My boy's SO just found out he's been cheating. She took the very mature and responsible route of announcing just exactly what my buddy did wrong. To his friends, family, co-wo... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421456002 | 1421462738 | t3_2soth0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | AndTheyAllKnowTricky: TIFU by Going Down The Wrong Street
Today was a usual school day, I take a particular street to get to the bus stop. Today I went down a different street to go to a deli to get some food. On my way to the deli, a group of 5-6 teens approached me and asked me what phone I had. At that moment I knew... | 3 | 3 | |
1421459865 | 1421474499 | t3_2sp00x | t5_2to41 | 4 | penis_inyour_ear: Tifu by letting my 8 yo watch pee wee's big adventures
This is still on going, if you have seen the movie, no explanation needed. I have not seen it since it came out when i was smoking pot and was 15 or so. It was hilarious then; he he . Now i am sitting here with an impressible little me who now ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421459780 | 1421654580 | t3_2sozw4 | t5_2to41 | 92 | grey-skies: TIFU by trying to protect a child
I was at the grocery this evening grabbing dinner and a bottle of wine to complete my Friday night plan of drunkenness and video games. But after I left and was putting the groceries in my car, I noticed a child sitting alone in the car next to me. I didn't want to get too ... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1421460087 | 1421462583 | t3_2sp0eg | t5_2to41 | 23 | Ugunti72: TIFU by being a wannabe farmer and urinating
I woke up this morning with nothing to do and decided I would watch The Mind of a Chef. This got me in the mood for cooking, and that got me in the mood for farming.
I remembered that my friend had given me some dried carolina reapers, and for some reason I decide... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1421461897 | 1421463492 | t3_2sp3ct | t5_2to41 | 4 | Johfirth: TIFU by contacting Verizon : 80/80 every other speed test shows below 10 Mb down. Worst Customer Service Ever.
I noticed that my internet speeds were slow. Tested it on 3 different sites. All sub 20 at one point all sub 10 Mbps download. I contact Verizon work with their techs. In the end, I got nothing accom... | 4 | 1 | |
1421461018 | 1421465233 | t3_2sp1x5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | jesseiscanadian: TIFU by breaking the ceramic top to the toilet at work while trying to stop a sequel to "Reverse flow toilet Volcano"
Staying late at work today didn't work out well. Took an (insane) poop, toilet plugged, near overflow of epic proportions averted by quick thinking to take the toilet cover off, and pul... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421463469 | 1421466793 | t3_2sp5tp | t5_2to41 | 18 | avidspacedicksfan: TIFU by leaving /r/spacedicks open on my family computer
So, as with most of the stuff on this sub, it didn't happen today, but over the summer. It started when I invited my friend over to hang out. We did typical hangout things in the basement. Watched movies, listened to music, contemplate the answ... | 3 | 6 | |
1421462608 | 1421468103 | t3_2sp4gn | t5_2to41 | 7 | avocadoughnut: TIFU by drinking the rest of the orange juice
I had one of those "If you pay too much for cable" DirectTV commercial moments today.
To get started, I was thirsty and just wanted to drink something, so I thought orange juice would be a good idea. Unfortunately, I ended up finishing it up and I had to ref... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421463873 | 1421487277 | t3_2sp6hz | t5_2to41 | 31 | H4rdStyl3z: TIFU by being an unwitting male camwhore
To put this into context, I'm currently living abroad, at a closed-gate student residence. The thing is, to keep costs down in an otherwise costly country in terms of real estate, it was built in a neighbourhood with less than desirable safety, so the thing's pretty ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1421464413 | 1421506380 | t3_2sp7cv | t5_2to41 | 43 | uncleswade: TIFU by going on vacation to Denver
TIFU by going to Denver with some high school friends for vacation. Right off the plane we headed to a local dispensary to get everyone ready for the weekend ahead. I went ahead into the messaging app me and my college buddies use to exchange wrongdoings and accidentally ... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1421464101 | 1421484047 | t3_2sp6uv | t5_2to41 | 12 | Gvineprotoge: Tifu by having balls
Well reddit, I decided I'd had enough of a shit storm the past few days, and figured I was going to suck it up, and keep on truckin'
life had other plans.
Ok, so. Last night the [local]Mazdas group went to [wing restaurant] in [Hometown]. The hostess was cute, and before we left I ... | 13 | 0.923077 | |
1421464851 | 1421511145 | t3_2sp83r | t5_2to41 | 15 | jacuzzibaby: TIFU by being on the Internet
I just realized I do have a reddit account to submit stuff but this happened about 2 years ago.
I have a great job but before that, I was a male escort on backpage. I did it for about 5 months and I thought it would be a good chance to to make a little extra cash. I'm a male ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1421466500 | 1421563228 | t3_2spaqk | t5_2to41 | 4 | Quantarex: TIFU by being sick, gassy, and in a small room
So.. this wasn't today, more like in the 7th grade.
Anyways quick backstory...
So I was a little immature for my age, and was still fatish/short/babyfaced or just pre-puberty. Granted I'm not now, but nonetheless I didn't have much confidence. So one day in Fe... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421468792 | 1421618461 | t3_2spe8p | t5_2to41 | 105 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to fist bump the pastor's daughter
This happened last night. Understand two things, that my standard greeting is a wordless fist bump and she is short.
As I'm walking out the door of the church to grab some taco bell with the bruhs, I see this girl walking towards me. We're friendly acquainta... | 6 | 17.5 | |
1421468948 | 1421476884 | t3_2speh3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | bolt_snap_bolt: TIFU by stopping a prank call
I've worked at this retail job for about 3 years now, and I know the in's and the out's of the entire store.
Well, I work mostly in the toys and sporting goods sections of the store and am pretty keen on what we have and don't have.
Anyways, I hear on the overhead: "Toys,... | 9 | 0.444444 | |
1421469650 | 1421728940 | t3_2spfi8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | beentheredonethatXll: TIFU lost possibility of job for being too honest
I just found reddit - so sorry for this being years old
Went for a IT job interview and got interviewed first by a couple of the senior devs. Then the questions became suspicous, so it went something like this
* Interviewer: So the company bought... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1421471313 | 1421500374 | t3_2spi2t | t5_2to41 | 3 | LDM123: TIFU by scratching my face.
scranton_PA: >I told him I was just bleeding a little.
I thought this was going to be a period joke.
LDM123: Well I'm a guy, so.
| 3 | 1 | |
1421472403 | 1421506182 | t3_2spjnp | t5_2to41 | 433 | kayjay25: TIFU by not having a kleenex handy.
My wife and I are on a cruise and we both start getting horny. It's fairly late, probably around 12:30 or 1. For those who have never been on a cruise, the ship is usually pretty empty around this time except for maybe the bars, club and casino. We were feeling adventurous ... | 8 | 54.125 | |
1421471714 | 1421583468 | t3_2spinr | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by miscommunicating my intentions NSFW
I don't have a Reddit so I am borrowing my girlfriend's. This just happened about an hour ago.
In the middle of foreplay, I decided to spice things up with a little dirty talk. However, due to a clerical error, instead of describing my true desires I told her "I ... | 7 | 8 | |
1421472884 | 1421623307 | t3_2spke4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by giving myself a facial
So this just happened. I was having a pretty routine jerk off session: everyone in my house had gone to bed and I was downstairs alone. I had been perusing the NSFW subs for some material for a about 30 minutes and was edging. I decided that I was ready to blam and fo... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1421470319 | 1421482711 | t3_2spghx | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing candle smoke in my roommate's face.
We were in our dorm in our kitchenette, and I had just blown out the candle. I jokingly coughed as if I had choked on the smoke. It was at that point that he told me to "man the fuck up".
My mind searched for a witty comeback, but all that came to mind wa... | 5 | 12 | |
1421474505 | 1421525486 | t3_2spmm0 | t5_2to41 | 74 | ZWQncyBkaWNr: TIFU by matching with my best friend on a dating site
Today I fucked up. It was my brother's 18th birthday, so we bought him cigars and were gonna go to a strip club, but the POS little Midwest town we live in doesn't have any decent ones, so I signed him up for a dating site instead. Afterwards, I signed... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1421473619 | 1421497737 | t3_2spleu | t5_2to41 | 28 | UsernameTaken-Taken: TIFU by wiping with dryer sheets
To begin, I have been having many personal issues recently and today hasn't been a good one, especially with the fact that I have had the shits all day (damn you Taco Bell!).
Now, here's the fuck up. I came home from college today and was helping my parents clean t... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1421476385 | 1421476592 | t3_2spp2a | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By posting something pro-mass surveillance on r/nsa
I was thinking, well finally a community on reddit which is pro security, and enthusiastic about the nuances of cyberwarfare. I did not know that they were kumbaya mofos. Anyways - I posted this [http://www.reddit.com/r/nsa/comments/2smazw/dear_nsa_if_... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421475525 | 1421565793 | t3_2spnzg | t5_2to41 | 8,138 | JennVastra: TIFU by not getting the joke before I told it to my kids.
A few days ago, I read a joke on Reddit. The way I interpreted it (completely literally), it was slightly inappropriate, but still amusing.
In a rare attempt to be the "cool mom", I decided to share it with my kids (14 and 10) on the way to school.... | 29 | 280.62069 | |
1421475928 | 1421536712 | t3_2spoi5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Needmofunneh: TIFU by letting Exes become whys
In general, this past week has been a great reminder of how much I did not miss my home town, and am ready to go back to college. Standard drama from home, then stick on this...
So a few days ago, I made the generally bad decision to ask out a former GF of mine. Previous... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1421477501 | 1421493818 | t3_2spqds | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a fart NSFW
So, tonight I was minding sitting around playing video games and watching BJJ videos on YouTube. That was until I farted. The first fart was a perfectly normal fart, pleasant even, but the second one was something else entirely. This one was a shart, and upon realizing what had j... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421456206 | 1421483362 | t3_2sotsx | t5_2to41 | 36 | call_me_butt_love: TIFU by asking my black teacher why we have Monday off
This ACTUALLY happened today. I know, weird.
It was the first bell of the day, and I was still working on prying my eyelids open. My teacher was talking about the test on Tuesday and how today was our last day to review. Dazed, I asked why we di... | 6 | 6 | |
1421478588 | 1421480030 | t3_2sprod | t5_2to41 | 3 | PiffClouds: TIFU by being a better rapper than a group of bloods at a party.
TIFU by being a better rapper than a group of bloods. So here i was sitting with my friends, minding our own business when a group of "bloods" come out and say "yo who raps?" I thought nothing of it and said I do, because I do. So i let them g... | 3 | 1 | |
1421475996 | 1421519076 | t3_2spokz | t5_2to41 | 129 | The_Real_Squealy_Dan: TIFU up by bringing a leftover Christmas tree I found into my apartment.
My apartment is full of poor people, myself included. So when the holidays rolled around none of my friends had enough cash to spare on a Christmas tree. Devastating. Being the clever guys we are, we decided to just pick up a... | 4 | 32.25 | |
1421480812 | 1421523799 | t3_2spu04 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Starshiee: TIFU by having shower sex
hey reddit TIFU! first time posting here (also very new to reddit in general)! ive been on this subreddit all night (and previously just lurked for a little while), and i figured i would share one of my many great fuck ups.
here we go. TL;DR at the bottom.
so my girlfriend and i h... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421480345 | 1421483979 | t3_2sptic | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by drugging my girlfriend.
Okay, well it is kind of as bad as it sounds. The drug involved was Phenibut (legal semi nootropic used for it's anxiolytic effect). I have been using this supplement with great results for a few months now and take it twice a week to keep away the dependency/withdrawals it is... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421485374 | 1421549209 | t3_2spy6e | t5_2to41 | 61 | NOTachildmolestor: TIFU By Almost Ending Up On The Sex Offenders Register
REPOSTED: Was removed last night for sexual content but people seemed to enjoy It, so here it is again. And it's also the weekend so it's allowed now :). Link to old one incase that helps: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2smavt/tifu_by_almo... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1421487474 | 1421497798 | t3_2spzy9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | FoodShouldTasteGood: TIFU By stealing a child burn victim's food.
ContrarySnivy: Legible Format:
It didn't happen recently, in fact it happened when I was 7 years old and was admitted to the hospital for perforations in my intestine causing me to have blood filled bowelmovements.
After I was admitted to the ER and ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421487621 | 1421513709 | t3_2sq02k | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing a bra to bed.
TheGwolo: Lets see.
MartyMartinez33: FOR SCIENCE!
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421490360 | 1421521857 | t3_2sq2d5 | t5_2to41 | 64 | foxtrot666: TIFU by not wearing underwear in the jungle. (NSFW)
I'm a wildlife photographer in the Peruvian Amazon. I was on an expedition to a remote area (Candamo) with some friends and biologists. One of the things that everyone wanted to do was climb a kapok tree with ascenders and take a picture from the top. It ... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1421493539 | 1421511845 | t3_2sq50b | t5_2to41 | 0 | WorriedinDE: TIFU by believing the VA's filthy lies
This is a fuck up long in the making. My stepdad is a disabled veteran, so that qualifies me to receive educational assistance from Veterans Affairs to go to college.
So I jumped through all the hoops for about a year to get declared eligible. Success! Then to avoid... | 6 | 0 | |
1421494634 | 1421586662 | t3_2sq5ys | t5_2to41 | 71 | m0nkseal: TIFU by trying to show my friend's dad how to buy a domain name
I know about 2 major websites where you can purchase domain names: GoDaddy.com and BigRock.com. I've always known my way around a computer, so one of my friends asked if I could help her dad get a website with his name in the URL.
So I walked to... | 7 | 10.142857 | |
1421495527 | 1421496262 | t3_2sq6q4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Sexy_Chocolate: TIFU by staying awake for 24 Hours so I could write a play about Kanye West
For a theater 24 hour play I just wrote a fucking weird play and wrote through the fucking night. I got to talk to my stage manager about how not 2 fuck up. Also all the other writers 4 the other play are at my house and I reall... | 4 | 3 | |
1421490470 | 1421507463 | t3_2sq2ge | t5_2to41 | 8 | DrForbin: TIFU by bargain hunting
This happened just this week gone. I subscribe to r/scifi and recently there has been a lot of chat about a novel called 'The Martian' by Andy Weir. It seems just the sort of book which I will really enjoy so on Thursday morning I go on Amazon, use my prime trial to purchase said book ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421499508 | 1421529038 | t3_2sqaa4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | azoolie: TIFU My Fucking By Using Lube
d4hm3r: I was unprepared too on Thursday with my guy. I just got lucky and had vaseline in the bathroom. I'm sorry that happened dude:^(
azoolie: Vaseline is good? I thought it was just for your chest.
And, thanks.
MaloSiempre: Your chest? You may be thinking of vaporub? I would... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1421496626 | 1421570526 | t3_2sq7o2 | t5_2to41 | 160 | arielflower: TIFU by straining my back at work, and now my cat is high.
Today I hurt my back at work and it got quite a bit more painful around bed time, so my SO helped out and slathered my back in deep heat, so he can shut my whinging up and we can both get some sleep. Over the next 20 minutes my cat starts being ver... | 8 | 20 | |
1421501903 | 1421530761 | t3_2sqcta | t5_2to41 | 18 | gck1: TIFU by hitting an innocent man
I was walking down the street, had couple of drinks and saw this shiny Claw Machine. Damn, I don't know what happened to me but I really wanted to play it, it felt like I'd die if I didn't. Checked pockets, no coins. There was a small store so I entered and asked one of the cashier... | 6 | 3 | |
1421501411 | 1421504242 | t3_2sqc8i | t5_2to41 | 5 | consolegamer545: TIFU by saying "Not even"
ContrarySnivy: It's sweet she's now your wife. Does she look back on this story too?
skate5280: It seems as though she reminded him of this particular event!
ContrarySnivy: I meant how does she FEEL when she looks back on the story? Since this was the worst for her, I was wo... | 5 | 1 | |
1421502445 | 1421640630 | t3_2sqder | t5_2to41 | 385 | theWet_Bandits: TIFU by leaving the vegetable oil out
First, let me say that this happened many years ago so if that pisses you off I'm sorry. Also this gets somewhat graphic and nsfw so be warned.
When I was a teenager still living at home with my parents, I had to be sneaky about masturbation. It was a small hous... | 10 | 38.5 | |
1421503414 | 1421506621 | t3_2sqelu | t5_2to41 | 18 | janethough1: TIFU by being a dick and ignoring someone I like.
I am a 17 year old guy. There's a girl in my class who I kinda like. But we've probably had only 2 conversations throughout the year. So today, me and my mother went to the local bakery. The girl was there with a friend. Now, I walked past her 2-3 times, bu... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1421504038 | 1421507141 | t3_2sqfch | t5_2to41 | 13 | wavetrax: TIFU by smoking weed at my Best friend's house
It's Saturday night and like every monday, wednesday, friday and satuday evening I am on my way to my best friend's house to blaze the fuck up, we very recently scored some really good weed. So I go to his house and as always light up some cone joint's, we got a ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1421505158 | 1421507611 | t3_2sqgqf | t5_2to41 | 7 | chiefdias: TIFU thinking it was a weekday
ContrarySnivy: Just... go back to bed?
chiefdias: If only it was that easy.
ContrarySnivy: [You're welcome.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2MCQtgzoNY)
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1421505803 | 1421606536 | t3_2sqhj1 | t5_2to41 | 865 | Inspector_Neck: TIFU by fucking a lingerie dummy and almost breaking my dick
This is my first post and i'm not exactly the greatest when it comes to retelling things but anyway around a decade ago I was in the second grade and I don't know what everyone else was like in the second grade but I was one horny little kid.
... | 9 | 96.111111 | |
1421505283 | 1421522243 | t3_2sqgvf | t5_2to41 | 69 | iSkruf: TIFU by trying to be a good samaritan.
Like most TIFU submissions this didn't happen today but on Wednesday.
I was driving home from work when I pulled up behind a bus and found I couldn't see his taillights at all except when he used his brake. Now, I live in Norway and this was at 18:00 so it was pitch blac... | 8 | 8.625 | |
1421507956 | 1421522226 | t3_2sqkk8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Mr__Random: TIFU by going for a run with the wrong underwear on.
I am one of those weirdos who enjoys running. I dont do it the day after new years as some kind of weird ritualistic punishment for eating too much food and drinking way too much beer over christmas. Today I woke up late and decided to go for a run. When ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421509264 | 1421559863 | t3_2sqmi7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Sandb4e: TIFU by disturbing my best bud at the pool showers ,almost ruined our friendship
So basically me and my best bud with a couple other friends (all guys) went for an afternoon swim after school because there's a public swimming pool in walking distance from our school.
We swam and mess around . Had fun and all... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421510208 | 1421512599 | t3_2sqnyn | t5_2to41 | 32 | DiCacaoTheThird: TIFU by wrapping my penis in a layer of chocolate [NSFW]
Today my horny mind had the fallacious idea to wrap my penis in a layer of solid chocolate. The heat of my penis would melt the chocolate, to then have a rock hard wall of chocolate, stupid I know.
To achieve my master plan I took a bunch of tho... | 13 | 2.461538 | |
1421507241 | 1421524134 | t3_2sqjjg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Micioonthet: TIFU by eating buffalo chicken on the train
Obligatory not today, but Thursday.
On said Thursday this week, I had a college interview after school. It went well, and I had some time to kill before catching my commuter rail train home. On the walk to the station, I saw an inlet chicken wings place with so... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421511979 | 1421513495 | t3_2sqqwp | t5_2to41 | 6 | LongLiveMatriarchy: TIFU by joking about feminism on Reddit.
I frequent a subreddit for an online game I play, where a post on supposed "objectification of women" pops up.
The replies are mostly sarcastic so I don't see it out of place to make a joke which I (and, as evident by karma, a few other redditors) find funn... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1421507461 | 1421518501 | t3_2sqjuu | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my mom rent Don Jon
VikingsRAmazing: 1/10
Would read again
1003895059830: 5/10 with rice
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421512711 | 1421513621 | t3_2sqs4p | t5_2to41 | 4 | yogiibear: TIFU by not sending in response to a mass settlement.
About three months, I was going thru my mail as usual and saw an envelope from a lawyer.
I opened that baby up and it said that a company I used to work for was settling a case (in a different state from where I live) involving unpaid overtime and not giv... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421511123 | 1421662006 | t3_2sqphr | t5_2to41 | 5 | Zanziboo: TIFU by leaving the birdcage open and seeing my mum naked
Okay, this happened about 2 hours ago and I am still scarred ;(
Bit of background before I start:
* I live on the 8th floor apartment
* I put the birdcage on the table outside on the balcony
I was walking to my room to watch some TV, and I Noticed m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421515132 | 1421568452 | t3_2sqwiq | t5_2to41 | 835 | IswearItsrare: TIFU By pissing my girlfriend's bed (nsfw?)
Throwaway because this is a story about me pissing the bed:
I stayed at my girlfriend's (parents') house last night and after receiving a glorious blowjob it was time for sleep. She lives in the basement and the bathroom is located upstairs.
After releasing a... | 8 | 104.375 | |
1421517970 | 1421535230 | t3_2sr1ud | t5_2to41 | 16 | SkepticalHitchhiker: TIFU by accidentally shaving my head.
i was trying to shave it down to a "2", but then after I cleaned it out I forgot to put the attachment back on. Guess I'm going with a "0" now.
iroll20s: Been there, done that many times. Mostly with my beard when I start trimming and over trim one spot and hav... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1421517995 | 1421580711 | t3_2sr1w9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | unashamedfisch: TIFU by stopping at a Red Light.
So I was on my way to the bank yesterday and I was driving my buddies car and wearing some hiking boots. That's besides the point. But anyways I am about a mile away from the bank and I see two cops on the shoulder of the road ticketing someone. I was in the far left lan... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1421517870 | 1421612150 | t3_2sr1nq | t5_2to41 | 2,650 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving an orgasm to my gf
This FU didn’t happen today but it’s not like the title says otherwise. Anyway it was last summer.
My girlfriend had recently moved in with me, like, a month before this story happened. It was a nice Sunday, so no work. Plus, it was my birthday. If you do the math, (sunday+b... | 13 | 203.846154 | |
1421518907 | 1421521025 | t3_2sr3ok | t5_2to41 | 17 | reidhershl: TIFU by laughing at my little brother's corporal punishment
My parents are the traditional sorts when it comes to discipline. If me or any of my siblings get seriously out of line, we would surely expect a beating. They also teach us manners by saying 'please' or 'thank you' in english at a very young age. ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1421519041 | 1421553275 | t3_2sr3xq | t5_2to41 | 20 | EzzoMahfouz: TIFU by technically shitting on my girlfriend while she was showering
To make the story short enough, old toilet broke (because I didn't call a plumber, which is an unrelated story), installed a new fancy one. It has a built-in bidet installed on its right. Trying it the morning after installation, first s... | 5 | 4 | |
1421519681 | 1421607435 | t3_2sr583 | t5_2to41 | 358 | WORK_AND_JERK: TIFU by jerking off in front of my learning support teacher.
So a while back I was taking some exams. Unfortunately on one day of exams I missed school, so it was arranged that my missed exams were to be done in the learning support (special help) room by myself, with a teacher to invigilate.
So in this... | 7 | 51.142857 | |
1421520728 | 1421523389 | t3_2sr770 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating my girlfriend of two and a half years
She learned. The girl i cheated her with told me that she is in love with me. She told it to my girlfriend. She even told her the color of my underwear. The girl was from work. My, now ex girlfriend told it to my co-workers, including my supervisors. She... | 3 | 1 | |
1421521493 | 1421545744 | t3_2sr8o0 | t5_2to41 | 26 | OrbitScribe: TIFU by trying to get laid on the roof of an office building
Like many posts here, this didn't actually happen today, but a few years ago. It is a bit of a doozy and one I don't share very often IRL.
Some back story: I had recently gotten out of a long term relationship and was looking for some no strings... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1421522114 | 1421554154 | t3_2sr9ud | t5_2to41 | 1,887 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a hot dog before blowing my boyfriend (NSFW)
So this happened a few months ago. My boyfriend and I were shopping at Sam's Club and decided to eat a couple of their hot dogs from the concession area for lunch.
We eat, and then go back to his place where we both become very, very horny, so I d... | 13 | 145.153846 | |
1421523619 | 1421623812 | t3_2srcqx | t5_2to41 | 15 | navysealboy01: TIFU by moving in with my grandmother and... hearing her have sex. NSFWEarish
A little background, I'm a male teenager that just got out of mommy's house and moved to other city to finish high school in a better school, so i'm sharing an apartament with grandma.
She is really cool but let's just say she... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1421523618 | 1421569689 | t3_2srcqu | t5_2to41 | 149 | Colonel_TushFinger: TIFU by shitting on my roommate's floor.
So for my first post, I figured I'd show up with a bang. A little context to begin...the summer before my freshman year in high school I went to band camp at Slippery Rock in PA. We got to pick our roommates and whatnot, and it just so happened that my roomma... | 4 | 37.25 | |
1421523660 | 1421530222 | t3_2srctk | t5_2to41 | 4 | Satans0nion: TIFU by fixing my laptop
Not today really, but over the past couple months I have been fixing my laptop when I should have just let it go. It started whenmy computer started being really slow and having all kinds of software issues. I figured it would be easier to just reinstall the OS since it didn't hav... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421526011 | 1421616551 | t3_2srhfk | t5_2to41 | 71 | thebrainfry: TIFU by arranging a party in less than 10 minutes
So this is actually happening right now unlike other posts on here. Anyway, so I'm an 18 year old disabled guy who just finished exams and wanted to party this weekend. So I rung 50 friends and went to the pub. Now we thought it would be fun to hire a hall ... | 8 | 8.875 | |
1421529002 | 1421542792 | t3_2srn58 | t5_2to41 | 6 | barkfoot: TIFU by getting pantsed by a chair
This happened yesterday. It started out as any other day. I got up, put on a shirt and loose pants with a way too long belt, washed and brushed and went on my way to school. I parked my bike in the bikerack and hung my key chain on my belt. In the break I went to the school ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421529390 | 1421532095 | t3_2srnuo | t5_2to41 | 11 | alreadyforgotmypass: TIFU by thinking that my girlfriend's grandfather served in WWII.
This year, I decided a good New Year's present for my girlfriend would be a donation to the National WWII museum in memory of her grandfather, a veteran.
Long story short, they took a while to get the certificate/card to me, don't ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421529489 | 1421625552 | t3_2sro1e | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to scout a testing center and ending up catching the bouquet flowers at a wedding, making the bride cry.
So I'm taking my exams next week, and I wanted to see what it was like driving down to the testing center, walking from where I parked to the building, etc. I arrive, and of course out of a... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1421530144 | 1421632215 | t3_2srpad | t5_2to41 | 116 | CharminUltra: TIFU by drinking an IPA beer and then going down on my girlfriend
So I was drinking an IPA beer (Dogfish Head 60 Min!) last night and sitting in bed with my girlfriend watching TV. If you don't know about IPA beers, basically they have a lot of hops and carbonation and often cause the drinker to have gas ... | 9 | 12.888889 | |
1421534681 | 1421550366 | t3_2srqw5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheIncredibleD: Your modem provides your internet.. lol. Maybe you have a gateway as opposed to a standalone but it's still a modem.
My_usrname_of_choice: Damnit, what did they say?
TheIncredibleD: "damn where did you get a modem is this 1996?" Something along those lines.
My_usrname_of_choice: Haha what a moron. Too ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421531695 | 1421611904 | t3_2srs4t | t5_2to41 | 584 | SloanethePornGal: TIFU by getting in a hot tub with strangers on my period
I'm on vacation in Mexico right now and I have a really painful case of bronchitis. I also happen to have my period. Because TIFU is about getting graphic, allow me to get graphic for a moment.
The stuff that comes out of my vagina during my pe... | 12 | 48.666667 | |
1421532786 | 1421537603 | t3_2sru6p | t5_2to41 | 13 | parentscaughtme48: TIFU by looking up porn
This fuck up happened about 4 years ago, but that doesn't surprise you now does it? My mom had to go run some errands and my dad was at work. I decided to look up Zelda hentai, well because someone told me about it at lunch, and I was dying to know if he was lying or not. As y... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421532831 | 1421535167 | t3_2sru9k | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by rejecting a girl.
This actually happened a few months ago. I am one of the most popular kids in my school and I also have a group of 4 friends + me. The awkward fat girl comes up to me and asks if I wanted to be her boyfriend. I said no never ever she said she wanted to be friends I said sure in a s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421533765 | 1421534172 | t3_2srw33 | t5_2to41 | 7 | RynocovUK: TIFU I'm no longer the apple of my mothers eye
Bored and on my own and decided to sniff 2 bags of coke to myself...somehow I ended up on Pornhub and decided to have a quick 'powerwank'.
I can remember struggling to climax...it was like trying to strangle a deranged rattlesnake in the rain.
The strain on m... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421533973 | 1421545912 | t3_2srwhx | t5_2to41 | 14 | LurkingSchreiber: TIFU by not understanding pheromones.
Yesterday.
It was in Valdosta Georgia at a bar called Lucky's. I was in town temporarily, prepping to leave the country. I went out to celebrate my last moments state side.
I'm standing at the stage swaying. A short haired brunette comes up beside me and says, "... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421518801 | 1421555920 | t3_2sr3gi | t5_2to41 | 8 | Sauce_Master: TIFU by pregaming for a wake that me and my friends thought was a free concert
I was at work on Thursday when my friends all put in a group message that there is a free concert of the Goo Goo Dolls in Buffalo on Friday of last week. I asked if they were going to be selling food and drinks there and my fri... | 4 | 2 | |
1421533659 | 1421622786 | t3_2srvvi | t5_2to41 | 4 | bjonore: TIFU Destroying over $6,000 worth of camera equipment
So I work as a photographer for a local newspaper, which I mostly due as a part-time job while I go to school. The newspaper co. supplies me with a bunch of camera stuff and what not for their articles, and which I can use for personal stuff when I feel lik... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421535953 | 1421577768 | t3_2ss088 | t5_2to41 | 2,902 | frozenfoodthief: TIFU by taking one of my nephew's teething pops
My nephew is 10 months old and teething, so his parents have these homemade smoothie/ice pop hybrids for him.
They looked awesome, I was craving something sweet, and he chows down on them so his mom remakes them everyday. I thought taking one while baby... | 9 | 322.444444 | |
1421538362 | 1421583747 | t3_2ss4jy | t5_2to41 | 10 | Makara21: TIFU by breaking my roommates tv
So I was playing video games and got a little pissed and threw my controller which was nothing new. However this time the fucking cord whipped up and hit the tv in the top corner somehow....anyways the entire screen now has giant purple lines and weird coloration......fuck
nuf... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421539447 | 1421850319 | t3_2ss6jr | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning my dick in the shower
So some backstory;
I'm a teenager and my morning routine is this, I wake up have a shower and while I'm In the shower I'll Jack off so I don't have a bone all day, I use lube or moisturiser while I'm jacking off,...
So today I woke up, and I hoped in the shower as ... | 9 | 11.777778 | |
1421538657 | 1421541321 | t3_2ss52y | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being awkward in front of new people
So basically, I like to think of myself as confident in front of people I haven't met, but usually, I am confident in what I say, but my brain doesn't organise the correct words for me to say. So I'm at my friends house, and his dad gets back from work. As I'm men... | 3 | 1 | |
1421473881 | 1421697894 | t3_2splqu | t5_2to41 | 3 | Music_Saves: TIFU by looking at my phone while walking
Walking down the street on reddit on my phone. BAMM hit in the face with a bar knocked out cold. Come to with my phone and wallet gone. I can't remember but I hope I was looking at the post of the guy sticking his dick in the ant colony when it happened so the guy ... | 3 | 1 | |
1421523100 | 1421597114 | t3_2srbqb | t5_2to41 | 6 | the_metrologist: TIFU by wiping with baby wipes
Well, last night but within 24 hours. So I wipe with baby wipes after #2 for the extra cleaniless and for some dumb reason flush it down the toilet. My SO came over for a hug after a bad day, used the restroom and cuddled on the sofa. 20 mins later, the husky jumps up on ... | 3 | 2 | |
1421543430 | 1421544373 | t3_2ssdgo | t5_2to41 | 10 | Horrgs: TIFU by taking a leak in the elevator. [NSFW?]
Since a bunch of people are posting their stories about peeing the bed, etc,. I thought I'll share my story.
Backstory: This happened 3 years ago on April Spring Break. We went on vacation from a city in NY (not giving my city) to Alexandria, Virginia. Alexandria... | 5 | 2 | |
1421544408 | 1421557721 | t3_2ssf2t | t5_2to41 | 5 | Marcmaz04: TIFU by slapping my balls with a charger.
So I was whipping my I pad charger around when it was still plugged into the wall and it um...hit my balls. I was in my underwear so it smacked my balls HARD. I was on the floor crying and it turns out I got first degree burns because it had a spark of electricity wh... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421544746 | 1421591123 | t3_2ssfo4 | t5_2to41 | 71 | Hydrobone: TIFU by pooping/vomiting on the floor and passing out in it
So this happened about 2 years ago but whatever.
I had been home sick for three days with a horrible stomach flu. The kind of flu where you keep a barf bucket with you wherever you go. I had just finished taking my third bath of the day when I he... | 7 | 10.142857 | |
1421546441 | 1421549264 | t3_2ssijx | t5_2to41 | 54 | threeandahalflegs: TIFU by dreaming I was late for work
I actually was suppose to be at work 4 hours ago and just woke up.
GroteStruisvogel: THEN GET THE FUCK TO WORK INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME ON REDDIT GO GO GO GO
_Decimation: GO SANIC GO FASTR
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1421541566 | 1421584776 | t3_2ssab9 | t5_2to41 | 56 | Stokholmusic101: TIFU by sitting down
I wear a silver chain around my neck that belonged to my grandfather, then my father, and now me. I also live in the coldest room in my house, so I turn on the space heater and sit down in front of it to browse reddit for a bit when I begin to feel a pricking feeling on my neck. Su... | 4 | 14 |
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