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1421718806 | 1421780775 | t3_2t05c0 | t5_2to41 | 1,024 | i_need_a_toothbrush: TIFU by walking in to the bathroom without knocking
So, I am a high school senior and am living with my mother and younger brother, who is a freshman. It was on a saturday morning when I woke up and had to take a piss. I get up, and walk to the bathroom. The door is only half closed so I thought so... | 9 | 113.777778 | |
1421719100 | 1421724168 | t3_2t05wh | t5_2to41 | 12 | DetectiveHoffman: TIFU by taking a long shower.
T_Dumbsford: Sorry, removed per rule 3.
DetectiveHoffman: What makes this so unoriginal and non-noteworthy?
T_Dumbsford: Well, is not really a fuck up. You simply took a shower; no fuck up there.
DetectiveHoffman: It is because I took a longer shower than I should have ... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1421719560 | 1421720537 | t3_2t06sz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to my ex when they invited me to their locker.
So before we start with what I fucked up with today; There have been already a few things that happened with this person. Break up, getting through issues (seemingly), and being happy with one another as friends. (I don't even know.) Even surgeries... | 3 | 1 | |
1421720218 | 1421721297 | t3_2t084d | t5_2to41 | 4 | CreepyMinerLance: TIFU by believing in Herobrine
TheunknownXD: ...Are you Kevin?
Edit: there's no way to escape the embarrassment now, no matter how many u-turns you make or Starbucks' you stop at... PI knows..
CreepyMinerLance: Nope, I'm Lance.
TheunknownXD: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421720017 | 1421724126 | t3_2t07pm | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my girlfriend Bitch Jenny
Lamenardo: What? What happened? Am I missing something, or did you delete your post less than 15 minutes after typing it?
ToTheMoonReginold: I added to it seconds ago but deleting it? No
Lamenardo: It just says '[removed]' to me. That's all I can read...
ToTheMoonRe... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1421718746 | 1421730483 | t3_2t0574 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by Casting My YouTube App to my Parents' Smart TV
asmorbidus: YouTube for porn?
soggywaffles24: YouJizz.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421720408 | 1421796486 | t3_2t08gx | t5_2to41 | 461 | garciat: TIFU by drinking orange juice too hard
Early in the morning I was about to drive some friends to the airport when my grandfather told me he had brought orange juice upstairs (three story house) for me to drink. I was in a hurry so I proceeded to chug the rather large cup of orange juice in my living room. Afte... | 6 | 76.833333 | |
1421719976 | 1421721587 | t3_2t07mg | t5_2to41 | 4 | MyFairLassie: TIFU by letting my cousin make me a smoothie
So today I was babysitting my 8 year old cousin. Her mom is the best cook in the family, and because of this she wants to follow in her footsteps and she is constantly trying to make recipes like her mother does. Anyways, I just finished helping her with her ho... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421720924 | 1421791148 | t3_2t09hd | t5_2to41 | 6 | Gearsaw: TIFU By throwing a 2 year old off my inhouse balcony
Animositisomina: So... your dad's first reaction in what is apparently an emergency situation is to destroy property and not rush to see if his two year old son is okay?
Also, your title is very misleading. Obvious clickbait.
Gearsaw: well there was enough... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421721586 | 1421821265 | t3_2t0aon | t5_2to41 | 4,536 | pinky0926: TIFU by going to a girl's house on my first ever Tinder date.
So her pictures were pretty, she seemed normal. I hadn't done the Tinder thing before so I didn't know what to expect, but when she invited me over to her place I figured I'd scored pretty hard. I showered, groomed, and drove the 20-30 minutes to... | 12 | 378 | |
1421721429 | 1421728671 | t3_2t0aec | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by cock blocking my best friend and her friend
I was suppose to hang with a gal pal of mine today, I called her, three times. I was really looking forward to hanging with them over break. But neither one of them picked up. I don't have the other girl's number.
So I woke up early and got ready, because... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1421721744 | 1421722430 | t3_2t0ayt | t5_2to41 | 11 | Amberleaf29: TIFU by buying a textbook for a class that I already owned.
I feel like the biggest idiot right now.
So, it's been about three weeks since the new semester started, and I had been holding off on buying one of my textbooks until I was able to find a cheap used copy of it. I never did, at least none that we... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1421720932 | 1421723189 | t3_2t09hs | t5_2to41 | 2 | Dyeoblivion: TIFU by telling a customer who was black, have a nice MLK day.
I work in retail with one of the big cell carriers and it was a somewhat busy day today with the holiday. Well, after I finish ringing out the customers device and get it activated, while the whole time sparking conversation talking to them abo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421719963 | 1421727958 | t3_2t07lo | t5_2to41 | 5 | Fnrblackbird: TIFU by single tap paying on amazon
So I recently upgraded my computer and got all the parts shipped to my house no problem however I grabbed a disk of windows 7 from a friend until I could buy a legit copy of 8.1.
One day my computer starts getting random Disk I/o errors and the no disk repair isnt wor... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421719896 | 1421883666 | t3_2t07h3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | LukusAurelius: TIFU by clicking the wrong link
ContrarySnivy: Explain to your mother you need to finish your project and it's due. If not, ask the teacher for more time by explaining the situation.
LukusAurelius: I got an extension thankfully :-)
ContrarySnivy: Awesome, that's great to hear! And what's the status on ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1421719797 | 1421766156 | t3_2t079u | t5_2to41 | 41 | hireddittifu: TIFU by trying to impress a boy.
T(en years ago) I Fucked Up is close enough, right?
Sometimes when I'm trying to go to sleep this memory just pops up in my head and I figured this is a good place to share it. :)
So I was going with my family on a tour in Vancouver. It was on one of those tour buses w... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1421723020 | 1421729596 | t3_2t0dhz | t5_2to41 | 9 | rsir1823: TIFU Huge: Sold mother's wedding ring...
Tifu: So this fuck up happened a couple of months ago but I feel I should share. I needed some loot, I knew I had a gold ring my grandfather gave me. I went into my mothers jewelry and found my ring...... Plus a couple bands tucked in the back one missing a diamond, a ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1421719950 | 1421736642 | t3_2t07ky | t5_2to41 | 11 | RenanMMz: TIFU by being one of those people that talk while sleeping.
Blackewolfe: Really? That's it? That's fucking it? How do you expect us to judge you and belittle your existence with this little info?
Goddammit, OP. **DELIVER, DAMN YOU!**
RenanMMz: What else do you want, m'lord.
Blackewolfe: A Pepperoni Pizza, t... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421721275 | 1421725187 | t3_2t0a4i | t5_2to41 | 15 | ArthurPenisdragon: TIFU by using a proxy for Pornhub
So, for netflix, I downloaded a browser proxy. For fun, I tried it out on a bunch of other websites. For pornhub.com, I tried first the UK, and then, since it was at the top of the list, Afghanistan. I left it like that, noticing no changes.
However, recently when ... | 3 | 5 | |
1421724501 | 1421730289 | t3_2t0gd2 | t5_2to41 | 29 | uploadking: TIFU by making a pun
Ok, so a little bit of back story, I make puns all the fucking time to the point that my friends usually pause after saying something because they think I'm going to make a pun; anyways, my friend has asthma really bad and there's a running joke among my friends and I about spaghetti. T... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1421724157 | 1421739439 | t3_2t0fqc | t5_2to41 | 20 | sirloopieloo: TIFU by turning on "automatically answer" on skype
I'll keep this simple.
Had a skype interview scheduled for my top choice university which was in a different time zone.
Set skype to "auto answer" so I wouldn't miss the call.
Time approaches without me knowing.
skype automatically answers in the mid... | 4 | 5 | |
1421724750 | 1421810931 | t3_2t0gww | t5_2to41 | 76 | Namsif: TIFU by sending my crush that stupid package.
Well it didn’t happen today but it’s been lingering since last December.
I confessed to a friend that I liked her back in December and haven’t heard from her since.
So to preface this… I met this girl in one of my classes during my junior year in college an... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1421724863 | 1421740841 | t3_2t0h4j | t5_2to41 | 580 | Calicojax: Tifu by making it seem like my sister was fucking me with a strap-on to my fiancee. NSFW but only kind of.
For full background here, I recently moved across the country to live with my sister. I had been without a job for a few months and I managed to bullshit my way into a good paying job while visiting he... | 8 | 72.5 | |
1421725074 | 1421739463 | t3_2t0hi2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | CassiusCorner: TIFU and got charged for a misdemeanor. "I fought the law and the law won."
Raptorsatan: /r/legaladvice
Ask them, they can help
CassiusCorner: I find this sub a. bigger and b. more helpful in general than most places, but thanks for the suggestion, ill bounce it over there too
| 3 | 1 | |
1421725713 | 1421730173 | t3_2t0ip3 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my girlfriend Bitch Jenny
IMissMyFather: At least she came clean and you found out
ToTheMoonReginold: Yea.. We weren't too far down the road yet, only a little more than a year, so it could have been a lot worse.
IMissMyFather: Still im sorry for you dude
ToTheMoonReginold: I'm sorry you m... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1421726132 | 1421729875 | t3_2t0jfa | t5_2to41 | 44 | tifutossed: TIFU By Kissing My Wife on the lips. (Gross)
So, today I'm hanging out with the wife. She's sitting on a tall bar-stool like chair and I'm pacing around the house doing my ADHD thing after kids have gone to bed. All of a sudden, completely unbeknownst to me she starts coughing and sputtering like a zombie. ... | 4 | 11 | |
1421721057 | 1421731427 | t3_2t09ps | t5_2to41 | 15 | Mr-Quagmire: TIFU by giving my cute neighbor my business card with a little note
[Link to my previous TIFU](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2rt2l2/tifu_by_being_slow_while_my_cute_neighbor_tries/)
After what happened in my previous post, I wanted to make things right and few days later I ran into my cute lady ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1421724531 | 1421728415 | t3_2t0gfl | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking the train
I have an online interview due at midnight. I have to answer some questions on camera and record it instead of doing it live.
I went out of town this weekend and planned on getting home two hours ago. However, my train literally hit someone so we have been sitting here for two hou... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421726190 | 1421726919 | t3_2t0jjx | t5_2to41 | 4 | A_Cryptarch: TIFU by taking a ride with a Cannibal.
onkilter_offpurpose: Best I can say is that you need to make better decisions.
A_Cryptarch: Lol. I'm a very different person now.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421726671 | 1421729951 | t3_2t0kfr | t5_2to41 | 20 | LtMorningWood: TIFU by pulling a prank on my friend's girlfriend.
So, let me explain. My friends and I find it absolutely hilarious to think about, "What if you accidentally spaghetti?" Like, say, you were minding your own business and all of sudden spaghetti starts coming out of all the orifices in your body, or put o... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1421723813 | 1421917236 | t3_2t0f09 | t5_2to41 | 108 | kenshinkirby: TIFU by asking a customer how they were
So, I work in retail. As in all retail jobs you greet customers. I like greeting customers. When I see a customer I greet them, "hi, how are you", "hi, how's it going", or some cheeky pun relevant to the person. I usually walk around my store and greet people. Appar... | 6 | 18 | |
1421728204 | 1421753012 | t3_2t0n65 | t5_2to41 | 72 | Ginyan: TIFU by pranking my mom with our printer
So I was at school and I remembered that our printer can receive documents by an email address, and it will print them out. I thought it would be funny to send something weird home as a joke to my mom.
I maybe went a little too threatening on the message "(insert mom's ... | 4 | 18 | |
1421728212 | 1421730104 | t3_2t0n6s | t5_2to41 | 2 | zhdJaeYun: TIFU by forgetting my mom's birthday.
dhack21: Create a reoccurring calender entry in your smartphones calender application to prevent this from happening again.
Apologize and apologize again let her know it won't happen again and seriously remember the birth date of the woman who gave you life.
If you ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421727720 | 1421731883 | t3_2t0mcs | t5_2to41 | 4 | EmperorNer0: TIFU by not asking an old friend out
Karmanapping: Dude, you still have a chance. There is no way she's having a serious relationship with a guy who she has known for 2 weeks.
EmperorNer0: I've only been talking to her for about two weeks again. I have no clue how long they've been together. She has made ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421727067 | 1421729048 | t3_2t0l5p | t5_2to41 | 3 | No_Plates_Nissan: TIFU By driving a car without plates
Throwaway because I might take it to court.
Let me start off by saying I'm not a car guy, (figure finding that on reddit), so this sort of thing was bound to happen. Rewind to December. I'm out of college for winter break and sitting at a light trying to turn left... | 3 | 1 | |
1421731418 | 1421736676 | t3_2t0srh | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by honoring a promise
AThuggishPrime: What did you do
onthespotaccount: The rumors say I fingered her, I'm not willing to admit anything yet
AThuggishPrime: Is it because you're in a relationship or... because if I'm single and I finger a girl then I fingered her. But I can see where your problem would... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1421730980 | 1421792868 | t3_2t0s2e | t5_2to41 | 11 | beentheredonethatXll: TIFU I almost lost an army vehicle in the field
TIFU So long time ago - was 19 in the army and we were our on a huge training exercise. The weather had been crappy and we had spent most of the last few day digging out 4 tonners that had stuck in the mud - the whole place was just a marshy bog basi... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1421731624 | 1421744270 | t3_2t0t3e | t5_2to41 | 7 | keyslemur: TIFU and ruined chances with an amazing girl
I found the most amazing girl, going out for coffee and thinking I really found someone interesting and worth pursuing. We were both interested in getting to know each other and getting together again.
I thought this was just too perfect, everything was going to... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421718756 | 1421793649 | t3_2t057s | t5_2to41 | 299 | Velcros: TIFU by letting my foreign mother run customer service phone calls for a garage sale.
Yes, my mother is foreign...
A little bit of history -- My dad was in the peace corp a while back. He fraternized with the natives and elected to marry one and bring her back stateside. They had me, the marriage didn't work ... | 6 | 49.833333 | |
1421732123 | 1421745148 | t3_2t0tul | t5_2to41 | 4 | ChuckBTaylor: TIFU by going to a reddit meet-up and not bringing ID
ContrarySnivy: That sucks. :C Did you at least get to say hi to anyone?
ChuckBTaylor: Yea, I got to walk in and say hi to the three of them that were there at the time. Seemed like nice guys.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421744718 | 1422050325 | t3_2t0uv0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Kim_Jong_Goon: I think you replied to the wrong person..
coolcrushkilla: Sick reference. Shut the fuck up.
Kim_Jong_Goon: Uh... that isn't a reference. Did you think up that comment all by yourself? WHAT A BIG BOY
coolcrushkilla: I do have my big boy pants on...
Kim_Jong_Goon: Ooookkk
coolcrushkilla: Sick reference. ... | 20 | 0.8 | |
1421731464 | 1421734396 | t3_2t0sua | t5_2to41 | 34 | throwaway10273636: TIFU by taking a picture of my anus
So I was laying in my bed and had to scratch my ass and it kept itching and itching. So I decided to take a picture of my anus and see why it's itching, since I was too lazy to stand up and go look at it in the mirror.
I looked at the picture and didn't see anyth... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1421732960 | 1421742343 | t3_2t0v41 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking someone out
First post! This was 5 years ago in my second last year of high school.
It was in the morning right before class started; I was a bit late and the announcements just ended so I was walking quickly through the main hall, which was still quite busy. I walked past this gorgeous guy... | 5 | 5 | |
1421732171 | 1421883806 | t3_2t0txj | t5_2to41 | 9 | Nexus4Doom: TIFU by eating pickled Habaneros, and going to the bathroom
This was actually a while back, but I have just now gotten to post it. About a month ago I went on a field trip with my high school to Costa Rica (Charity work). On the second day we went to a plantation for a tour and afterward we ate there. The f... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421733189 | 1421736670 | t3_2t0vfk | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing a high-five.
I was walking down the school hallway in between classes when a kid went to high-five his friend, apparently walking right behind me. I was zoning out and it caught me off guard so I did the only logical thing - I high-fived him.
Trying to recover, I gave him one of [these](htt... | 4 | 4 | |
1421734537 | 1421741075 | t3_2t0xga | t5_2to41 | 9 | bquietpirate: TIFU by causing massive data overages
Kept refreshing TIFU reddit to see what happened between MyLifeSuxNow and Jenny and now I owe $30 extra.
ContrarySnivy: > I'll post another update thread in a few months on how I'm doing and how the divorce went.
He won't be posting an update for a while, I'm afra... | 3 | 3 | |
1421734438 | 1421802921 | t3_2t0xap | t5_2to41 | 4 | TFA_Waffles: TIFU by sitting down
eboy_sg: Buy a new screen panel on ebay, fit it yourself :) Doesn't have to be expensive, I did one recently for less than $50
mudpeople: Yeah and they're pretty damn easy to install, even if one isn't an IT student ;)
TFA_Waffles: It's the LED screen behind the physical glass screen ... | 4 | 1 | |
1421735120 | 1421748536 | t3_2t0yaw | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by contacting my ex
shitsgonewrong: Does your name happen to be zack?...
Ps fuck jenny
SilentOneBravo: No no no, Carly was the one who had *just kisses* with her ex.
Jenny was fucking some random.
shitsgonewrong: Ow shit did i miss something thanks for setting me straight hahaha
| 4 | -1 | |
1421735441 | 1421819737 | t3_2t0yrq | t5_2to41 | 12 | maxstronge: TIFU by ignoring my laptop's warning.
Sorry for the awful formatting, I'm on mobile.
This is my first post on this sub, and it actually happened today (unlike most of the stuff on here :p).
So I was working on my laptop doing some late-night/early-morning writing, and suddenly Windows 8 pulls the piece-o... | 4 | 3 | |
1421737192 | 1421783700 | t3_2t113d | t5_2to41 | 4,288 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a note on a girls car.
I was getting gas and a girl in a beat up clunker was filling her tank. She wasn't wearing any makeup and had on sweats but she was truely beautiful. I thought I would try to do something nice, so when she ran inside I wrote a note that just said "You are beautiful." I ... | 11 | 389.818182 | |
1421738022 | 1421738161 | t3_2t123s | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I had met a nice girl.
ContrarySnivy: Seriously, this isn't even funny...
Jeffrey_The_Gecko: I tried
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421738083 | 1421835220 | t3_2t126c | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by bragging about my sluttiness on a date.
I met this really nice girl through work recently, let's call her Audrey because that's not her name. We don't work together and only met once, but we flirted, exchanged numbers, and eventually set up a date, to which I was really looking forward: an actual dat... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421738555 | 1421740806 | t3_2t12rf | t5_2to41 | 120 | bear-toe: TIFU by letting my girlfriend go down on me…
channnymac: How does that even work? Like seriously?
bear-toe: So, she has a wire sticking out of one side of her braces...I'm sure you can picture the rest.
channnymac: So did it stick into the shaft or the head? That sounds brutal man. I salute you soldier.
be... | 6 | 20 | |
1421738653 | 1421739301 | t3_2t12w3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | RabidGooseman: TIFU by having my mom make me look like a perv
This fuck up has been happening over the course of fall. I'm a sophomore (male) in college who has a technically inept mother. My cousin (Mary) is an 18 year old female who has been getting into some trouble recently and she actually just joined the army. Bu... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421739525 | 1421741479 | t3_2t13xc | t5_2to41 | 10 | shameful17: TIFU snap chatted my junk everyone I know
So this was about a year ago, but I recently discovered this jewel of a site reddit so I thought I would share. keep in mind I was fairly new to snapchatting and I had just finished showering before I had to leave for work. As I get out of the shower my wife (fiance... | 5 | 2 | |
1421739325 | 1421740799 | t3_2t13pq | t5_2to41 | 5 | IamWarlizardAMA: TIFU by getting into a law enforcement career
leiajonason: This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.
skazki354: >This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read **[on AskReddit 3 months ago](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j21cv/undercover_cops_of_reddit_whats_the_worst_thing... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421739800 | 1421769824 | t3_2t148s | t5_2to41 | 48 | Kushtopher_Nolan: TIFU by not wearing underwear under my pajama pants
This happened in late December but I just realized you all might enjoy it. Sorry it wasn't today, get your pitch forks. I should say that I'm 18 and male.
Anyway it's 2 or 3 days after Christmas and I'm in town with my family back from College for... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1421740468 | 1421742297 | t3_2t152f | t5_2to41 | 76 | TheMapesHotel: TIFU by biting my husband's penis, hard.
Woke up this morning uncomfortably sandwiched between my sleeping husband and my sleeping dog. Needed to pee badly. Attempted to casually slide down under the covers and off the bottom edge of the bed. Would make it to the bathroom and not wake anyone up, brillian... | 10 | 7.6 | |
1421732819 | 1421742464 | t3_2t0uxa | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not calling the police when I should've
chocobodanger: Yeah you waited way too long. If you hear someone mention stabbing it's time to pick up the phone.
Edit: you can call the police for a follow up report.
extra_0rdinary: I think I've been seriously desensitized by the internet, the whole stabbi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421740896 | 1421765705 | t3_2t15it | t5_2to41 | 20 | poopedmypants420: TIFU by not being able to hold it in.
Urbanik: Talk about biological warfare.
That shit was explosive.
supersourlemon: Scatological Warfare!
Urbanik: That's a good website name.
firedonutzftw: I'm stealing that for my indie rock band name.
Urbanik: I hope you make immense success.
Because all I can ... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1421740747 | 1421746586 | t3_2t15d6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | everythingisfd: TIFU By reading my wife's emails
TL-dont want to write it all out right now.
here is a summation
Today I found out that my wife of almost ten years was planning on running off to a friends moms house 2.5hrs away with our 9 year old daughter.
This had been in the works for awhile, we have had some ro... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1421740222 | 1421755708 | t3_2t14r7 | t5_2to41 | 212 | dgp50582: TIFU doing it doggy style.
supafupa: Wait, so were you penetrated by the dog?
dgp50582: Fortunately, no. Just air humped.
jakealc1: Of course her hands were in front of her if you were doing her doggy. How could they possibly be behind you unless she's one of The Incredibles?
wakerdan: > chest on the mat... | 7 | 30.285714 | |
1421741716 | 1421752703 | t3_2t16h0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Snorkler978: TIFU bench pressing only one 45 plate on the right side
Today wasn't an average day as I didn't have the strength in me to go lift. So I watch some inspirational video to get me in the mood to pump so iron! Well what do you know? I'm at the gym feeling pumped and ready to go I do some sets on squats then m... | 7 | 3 | |
1421742932 | 1421743703 | t3_2t17tg | t5_2to41 | 10 | mylifeisbad: [PART 4 w/UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me. (account has been found!)
TrollingMcDerps: Totally fake. Not even trying.
aryaneja: I mean yeah. If this were real it won't take it a minute to tech the front page and Jenny would naturally know then.
TrollingMcDerps: I mea... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421743416 | 1421764265 | t3_2t189d | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by calling my husband my ex-bfs name when I was yelling at him.
oskarw85: Don't worry. It literally happens to everyone.
lord_sherlock_holmes: no, no it does not...at no point have I ever called my wife by any other name than hers. She has not called me by any other name.
| 3 | 1 | |
1421743035 | 1421764942 | t3_2t17wv | t5_2to41 | 5 | wakerdan: TIFU by being sleepy while talking to my gf on the phone
ContrarySnivy: So you got the silent treatment for a week?
wakerdan: Without even knowing what I had done.
majinbuh: Sounds familiar.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1421744434 | 1421776703 | t3_2t198f | t5_2to41 | 57 | SquashGoesMeow: TIFU by accidentally bleaching my ass.
So, just got back from work, just wanted to share with you the pain of the last 8 hours.
So, this starts several months back. See, I've had pain in my back for a long time, about 7 years. On and off, not really debilitating just from time to time a twinge that wo... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1421744690 | 1421755006 | t3_2t19hs | t5_2to41 | 2 | Jasonseah: TIFU asking a girl handphone number [part 2]
MegaTecks: Oo a part Two-er. Are you the infamous Zack? You said coffee shop in the previous one - was it a Starbucks?
Jasonseah: nop is a normal coffee shop.
I am not the infamous Zack... haha LOL.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421745623 | 1421776966 | t3_2t1ah6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | penaltylvl: TIFU by throwing a child into a swimming pool.
This fuck up happened a while back when I was in high school. I was about 15-16 years old when I traveled out to a martial arts tournament about 4-5 hours away from home. My parents drove me out there and we stayed at a hotel close to the where the tournament w... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421745916 | 1421752587 | t3_2t1at0 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating, then being destroyed by my girlfriend
Right, so let's kick this off by saying, yes, I know, cheating is BAD. I am not about to make myself out to be the innocent victim in all of this, but if my story can make anyone think twice about straying from their relationship, then all the better fo... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1421746246 | 1421774144 | t3_2t1b7c | t5_2to41 | 15 | folkanjazz: TIFU my first and only relationship
Greetings!
STEP ONE:
Flashback to January, 2011--I began dating a classmate of mine from college choir in Vegas. Pretty much the best time ever until fall semester when she moved to Chicago for college. Initially meant to break up to give each other room 'cause long d... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1421745829 | 1421748575 | t3_2t1apw | t5_2to41 | 6 | Dougie555: TIFU by telling my GF she needed to update her drivers license.
My GF and I have been together for almost 3 years now. I was holding her ID and credit card for her because her wallet is huge and mine is not. I take it out to give it back and look at it for a minute. The card is only a year old and the weight... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421747010 | 1421773499 | t3_2t1c33 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Mothertucker_: TIFU and became a home-wrecker.
Alright guys I've been debating on posting here almost all night now and I've decided to say fuck it. Okay let's start off by saying that I'm 19 years old, not that this matters really but what does matter is that I may or may not have had sex with my neighbor.... Okay I d... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1421747613 | 1421748100 | t3_2t1cof | t5_2to41 | 10 | Mikeyyymc: TIFU by reading about Zack and Carly
Milk_Cows: Today everyone fucked up by reading that story and having to put up with the constant references and garbage related spam posts
JaysRooted: Like this one?
Milk_Cows: Precisely
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1421746469 | 1421813714 | t3_2t1bg9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | peedinyoursink: TIFU by waiting til the last minute to farm glimmer for iron banner
/r/destinythegame
I hit crucible hard all week and decided I really wanted to reach level five in ion banner to get timirs lash... So tonight around 12:30 PST I finally hit it, then I realize I only have 3000 or so glimmer.
Fuck me r... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1421748532 | 1421752818 | t3_2t1dm0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | dEqUANTRIUSjOACKSON: TIFU by getting mistake for a Plane hijacker/bomber
ContrarySnivy: That "Proof" is a screenshot from the movie "The Terminal"...
dEqUANTRIUSjOACKSON: Ladies and Gentlemen: Sherlock Holmes
ContrarySnivy: Just making it clear for people who might not know how to back search images.
presston: No need... | 5 | 1 | |
1421749134 | 1421800316 | t3_2t1e7i | t5_2to41 | 4 | abont: TIFU by re-downloading reddit is fun
I just spent 5 straight hours on reddit, I have never done this before. It's now 4am and I haven't done any of my homework. Also I missed 3 days of school last week so I had an insane amount I was supposed to do. My new years resolution was to not go on reddit for at least a ... | 4 | 1 | |
1421747497 | 1421819871 | t3_2t1ck9 | t5_2to41 | 1,523 | sadgirlscout: TIFU by bringing a Craigslist date to my sister’s wedding
I’m forever alone and my family LOVES pointing this out. Before my sister’s wedding she told me I should bring a date to the ceremony. Challenge accepted. I couldn’t do Tinder because I don’t have facebook. I decided to try Craigslist or as I like ... | 11 | 138.454545 | |
1421749220 | 1421750789 | t3_2t1eal | t5_2to41 | 12 | wrenny20: TIFU by cooking (badly)
I guess you can all see where this is going from the title.
This morning I was happy grilling some veggie sausages for breakfast when I realised they were slightly overdone. I turned the grill off and left the door closed while I finished my toast.
Apparently though, you're not suppo... | 6 | 2 | |
1421746251 | 1421952543 | t3_2t1b7j | t5_2to41 | 9 | onlyusemepickaxe: TIFU by flooding Mcdonald's
It was like any other Saturday night closing at Mcdonger's. Its always a hit or miss in terms of orders and it happened to be a miss that night. The closing process requires 3 Mcployee's. The grill guy (me), the drive thru guy, and the Mcmanager. The store completely stops ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421750667 | 1421751094 | t3_2t1frg | t5_2to41 | 21 | jordyjp46: Tifu by going into a friends room without knocking.
TIFU...(first post on reddit, so be nice!) So yesterday as I was leaving my college dorm, I decided to stop by a friends room to see what he was up to. I usually knock before entering but for some reason this time I did not. As I opened the door I was prese... | 3 | 7 | |
1421750998 | 1421760673 | t3_2t1g3v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU, with the new app called 'Fling'
deathmedic911: Pics or its not going on.
MkL050: http://puu.sh/eM823/16b9ba1c22.jpg
JaysRooted: OP delivers! But could just be a random snap. Who knows?
MkL050: http://puu.sh/eMiMt/9776f15f96.jpg other pic, same girl.
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1421752618 | 1421755054 | t3_2t1hro | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by enjoying my morning pee too much
As I'm sure many of you might agree, a good morning pee can be the most cathartic time of the day. So much so for me that for about a month now I've been drinking extra large amounts of water before bed so that I can have an extra long moment of bliss in the morning, ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1421754546 | 1421796059 | t3_2t1jvm | t5_2to41 | 11 | AllofmyTIFU: TIFU by cuddling the wrong girl
So this fuck up is and awkward one, we were all at my house (girl I like, cousin and 2 sisters) and I was sitting on the couch with my cousin and the girl I like (call her sally) and so sally moves up closer to me as I was sort of lying on the couch, she lies against me and ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1421754137 | 1421789126 | t3_2t1jfk | t5_2to41 | 5 | VDorst: TIFU x2: Ruined fence with my best friend at my sister in law's place.
No offence given, at some points it can be very entertaining to read stories here..so here is my story and hope you have a laugh!
Short background story: My best friend (20) and I (21) are dating two sisters. His GF (20) and my GF (18), the... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421756384 | 1421820308 | t3_2t1luy | t5_2to41 | 2 | ngyk7: TIFU by talking about other girls in front of my crush
Well I really liked this girl and have been asking her out recently since we are on holiday. I even made plans to confess to her and shit but recently she seem to become more unresponsive to my messages sometimes even ignoring me for 1 whole day ( not being ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421757631 | 1421764900 | t3_2t1n8b | t5_2to41 | 4 | PunctuationPrincess: TIFU by forgetting that iOS8 has prevented me from spying on my boyfriend.
ErikSweet: it's odd that people are applauding "the ballad of Jenny and Zack"'s OP for being a good detective, while the first few comments i've seen for this post are excoriating her for making an innocent and innocuous mi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421757394 | 1421770845 | t3_2t1mzi | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU: and I'm not even sure if I'm the one that did.
First off, obviously a throwaway account. I've been married for just over half a year and as someone who has PTSD from sexual and physical abuse all through childhood and most of her teens, I come with a hell of a lot of baggage. One of my triggers (for... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421757760 | 1421760581 | t3_2t1nds | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being desperate.
So me and my family went out for a nice quiet meal. It's a rare occasion all of us are actually present at meals so it was a nice change, so I thought. My step-dad is a bit of a joker. The kind of joker who sometimes likes to go too far and make you feel awkward.
So we were o... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1421758226 | 1423198072 | t3_2t1nw7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | norwegianjon: TIFU by giving my pregnant wife a Dutch Oven
Zock123454321: speak later, love you
Creative_Deficiency: WTF....click
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421758519 | 1421760174 | t3_2t1o9t | t5_2to41 | 3 | MrNbdy: TIFU by reading the "My wife is cheating" threads.
SuperWhexican: Trust is the cornerstone of any relationship. Of you can't trust your partner for 3 months then you won't for 3 years or 3 decades. What makes you so worried she is cheating? Is this also your first serious relationship?
MrNbdy: Yes its my fi... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421757095 | 1421777164 | t3_2t1mn0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | SovietRussiaSam: TIFU By throwing a LAN party
This happened 8 years ago when I was ten. My sister's boyfriend, we'll call him J, was over and we were talking about video games and how much he loved going to/hosting LAN parties. Being a 10 year old, I wasn't extremely bright, so, when J went to the bathroom I grabbed hi... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421759149 | 1421843333 | t3_2t1p2u | t5_2to41 | 1,378 | Don_John12: TIFU . God.. Smite me now. Please.
I'd rather orally pleasure a cactus than go through the traumatic event was a dinner 'party' a second time around.
So I'm dating an American girl who's family is Moroccan. I swear on all that's holy and good in this world that her name is actually Jennifer, but with this... | 12 | 114.833333 | |
1421759317 | 1421763930 | t3_2t1pb1 | t5_2to41 | 84 | coffeenoob: TIFU by smiling at a girl on the train.
This was yesterday, but anyway:
I'll set the mood. I was up all night playing video games, I have the last exam of one of my units, worth almost half, starting in 20 minutes. I'm still 45 minutes away at best, and that's *if* the trains line up for me. The train is ... | 7 | 12 | |
1421757736 | 1421806816 | t3_2t1ncn | t5_2to41 | 162 | Bayou13: TIFU by kidnapping a baby
This actually happened a while back. I accidentally kidnapped someone's baby at Toys R Us one time. I was a new mom, looked like CRAP from exhaustion and not showering. I had left my own baby with my husband in the car while I ran in to buy a birthday present. Spaced out, wearing ... | 14 | 11.571429 | |
1421759472 | 1421759938 | t3_2t1pit | t5_2to41 | 1 | Firefox2087: Tifu- my own experiences with a girl named jenny
rowanr: I think this jenny is worse than jenny and zack
Firefox2087: I dunno man, they were pretty bad.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1421760438 | 1421798332 | t3_2t1qtm | t5_2to41 | 8,708 | abreakfromfapping: TIFU by being too damn loud
So as I go to warm up my car this morning my neighbor comes out and asks if I have moment. We're cool with each other so I figure no big deal. Well, he proceeds to inform me that while he's happy that my husband and I have a great sex life that he would greatly appreciate ... | 16 | 544.25 | |
1421760194 | 1421788544 | t3_2t1qhj | t5_2to41 | 398 | Tomtomtnt: TIFU by falling asleep during an MRI.
This happened last Saturday. I was scheduled to receive an MRI because I suffer from Ocular Migraines (Migraines with an aura in one eye), which is rather rare, so it was just to rule out any possibilities such as brain lesions. Anyways, I was in the MRI and was schedule... | 11 | 36.181818 | |
1421759630 | 1421790510 | t3_2t1pq8 | t5_2to41 | 271 | Minotauring: TIFU By Reaching For The Dressing
I get an invite to meet my girl's parents for dinner, no biggie ive done this a couple of times (2), and so Im pretty pro by now. I see her earlier in the day to work out the jitters for the night. I go study for classes, finish my diffy q work, spray my extra fancy versac... | 6 | 45.166667 | |
1421761070 | 1421792859 | t3_2t1rpc | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a Street Fighter on the way to work
So I'm taking the subway (they call it the metro here), it's crowded, and listening to music: pretty normal weekday. The trains here are known to stop-and-go because the conductors suck. Anyway a song comes up that I didn't want to listen to, so I take my h... | 3 | 5 |
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