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1421759679 | 1421801669 | t3_2t1psm | t5_2to41 | 17 | Whotella: TIFU by looking like a murderer on a bus.
So this happened yesterday first I need to give you some background information, I am a freshman in highschool and I needed to bring some nerf guns as props for a drama performance. I put them in a garbage bag and wrapped some rubber bands around it. One at the top an... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1421760984 | 1421818930 | t3_2t1rko | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: TIFU by pretending I knew a girls name
I'm not an especially confident guy, I probably fall into the spectrum of moderate to severe social anxiety. So recently, I turned to the Internet for help with my new years resolution: Gain the ability talk to women.
I found my way onto the YouTube channels of various... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1421763179 | 1421848764 | t3_2t1usy | t5_2to41 | 29 | Chilislut: TIFU by killing a household spider
So I live in Australia for starters, and in my house I always leave the kitchen window open so that my kitchen doesn't smoke up when I stir fry (pretty often). Recently a massive spider, probably about the size of my palm, crawls its way between the window and the fly scree... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1421763159 | 1421763315 | t3_2t1urv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating three cheeseburgers
gcompany22: Now i'm hungry..
Sincerus: Yeah so was I.. Just eat two trust me.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421763480 | 1421813257 | t3_2t1vag | t5_2to41 | 810 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing the teacher my phone.
Today during biology class, I fucked up. Well, to be honest, it was 90% my teacher's fault. We were working on a microscope lab and we had to sketch out what we saw through the microscope. So instead of doing a bunch of hard work, I took a picture through the eyepiece so... | 14 | 57.857143 | |
1421763520 | 1421830190 | t3_2t1vck | t5_2to41 | 14 | Cd_13: TIFU by not watching Superbad (enough times)
So this morning I didn't complete my morning ritual. Eat, pee and shower.
I found myself needing to pee before registration so I quickly kissed my girlfriend and told her I'd see her in our tutor group room (where we take registration).
So I briefly jogged to the op... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421763939 | 1421841649 | t3_2t1w0i | t5_2to41 | 19 | Autodidact-Sanchez: TIFU by yelling at my imaginary boss
I work at a hospital as a clinical pharmacist. Usually, the work is quite demanding and there isn't much time to play games, however on the rare occasion that everything is well controlled, mucking around is the go-to mode for some of us.
When the boss is away ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1421763553 | 1421764894 | t3_2t1veh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny
So this didn't happen today, but over summer.
I was over at my girlfriends house, it was the middle of the day but we were drunk and laying in bed watching a movie or something. One thing led to another and her hand goes down my pants. I take them off and she starts giving me a handjob wh... | 3 | 2 | |
1421764593 | 1421765455 | t3_2t1x3r | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not going to sleep
ThreeLF: Espresso, looots of espresso. Go to your local cafe and ask for a double red eye
Edit: typo
[deleted]: Awesome, thanks for the good advice. Figure I'll try to make it to 5:30 and then just pass out and be back on a normal schedule
| 3 | 1 | |
1421765220 | 1421768895 | t3_2t1y3t | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by using tinder
Rockit2Marz: Whats up with the jenny thing? I've missed the start. Can some one help me out?
donaliar: It's based off of another TIFU post. "TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me."
Rockit2Marz: Thank you
AirLandSeaStudios: Start at part one. They tension in this... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1421764453 | 1421769257 | t3_2t1wvk | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to run from the cops
So last night I was at a party on the college campus in town and the cops rolled up to it and started giving out tickets. I being the genius I am decided to attempted to outrun the cops. I made it about one block before I was tackled and had the shit kicked out of me. I be... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1421765279 | 1421794219 | t3_2t1y6v | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a Colts fan in Boston
This was Saturday night, so we hadn't gotten our asses kicked by the Pats yet. I took a bus up to Boston from NYC to meet my parents that had just flown in from Indy. We had dinner reservations at a really fun bar/restaurant that serves soul/cajun food and has live jazz.
... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1421765064 | 1421769693 | t3_2t1xvf | t5_2to41 | 23 | LuckiestGun: TIFU by almost being shot in the chest by a burglar
This happened a year ago and remains the scariest moment of my life so far.
I was 19, still living with my parents. Staying up late every summer night to go cruising or hangout at a friend's house. I admit getting drunk a few times. I'd come home late - ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1421765624 | 1421879314 | t3_2t1yu5 | t5_2to41 | 477 | NCisawesome: TIFU by accidentally telling my new girlfriend I was going to kill her.
This all started a few weeks ago as a simple prank on my brother. And no, I was never actually going to kill anyone. My brother lives about 400 miles away and I don't get to spend much time with him, but two weeks ago he said he wanted... | 16 | 29.8125 | |
1421767045 | 1421767309 | t3_2t21e2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | almosttan: TIFU by asking mom for ChapStick
ContrarySnivy: Did she buy it on purpose or by accident?
almosttan: She doesn't buy them she just gets heaps of free samples from vendors that drop them off at the hospital.
| 3 | 1 | |
1421763909 | 1421789015 | t3_2t1vz0 | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to mute my phone
I work at a satellite office away from the rest of my team. Part of my job is to do case reviews/2nd level reviews for exceptions and approvals. We were in our daily huddle where we review our more challenging cases to get group consensus. The rest of the team gathers in a... | 10 | 4.6 | |
1421768182 | 1421769667 | t3_2t23fq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU, it had to happen once I guess..
http://imgur.com/OEPG4HD
Be careful when carrying the crap-house of your cat..
ContrarySnivy: This happened to me, you're not alone.
Stoneyfrog89: Good to know ;) Very FML moment. Took me a while to clean the mess up and mop the floor.
ContrarySnivy: Same, it was **... | 4 | 2 | |
1421769532 | 1421855597 | t3_2t2639 | t5_2to41 | 364 | accidentalcarthief: TIFU by Stealing a Car
It happened two years ago, blow me.
I was working as a porter in a local Nissan dealership. A porter is essentially a car jockey(take this loaner to X, bring their car back for service, etc.) So as an early 20s guy, driving other people's cars around was about the best job I ... | 7 | 52 | |
1421769833 | 1421849786 | t3_2t26p1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 9gagvsreddit: TIFU By calling my boyfriend a 9Gagger.
pm_ass_4_rating: This is not a fuckup. You told it like it is and he gave you a compliment. You should still dump him though.
9gagvsreddit: True dat.
pm_ass_4_rating: You seem like a smart woman.
9gagvsreddit: Why thank you kind stranger.
| 5 | 1.2 | |
1421770730 | 1421774935 | t3_2t28j3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | hydrogenetic: TIFU by scratching my dads shining car
To start this story, I just want to say that I live in Europe and finally got my drivers licence just after I had my 18th birthday a couple weeks ago. So the FU happend today when my dad trusted me his quite new shinig black car to pick up my brother (7 yrs old) from... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421766334 | 1421778753 | t3_2t203w | t5_2to41 | 11 | Anonymouse79: TIFU (Or not?) By not tackling someone
So to set up this story, I had been working intensively with an ambitious student on a several-months-long project. On the particular day in question, the clock had just turned 12:00 PM, and we had just finished the last of the cleanup for the project. Needless to sa... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421771055 | 1421775149 | t3_2t2994 | t5_2to41 | 3 | samuraijoshua: TIFU by being lost at life
jimmy011087: You will find plenty of opportunities with a degree simply with "transferrable skills" so it's worth keeping on with now you've got this far. Past that, it's up to you to find a passion that will make you money and satisfy you. I'm still searching at age 27 but at... | 3 | 1 | |
1421768616 | 1421810660 | t3_2t249z | t5_2to41 | 28 | Trenchguns: TIFU By using a vpn
A little backstory.
So, I've been using avpn lately that offers open ports because for some reason my new computer won't let me open ports. It's not the most stable vpn, so yesterday I was constantly switching servers all around the world, trying to find a working one that was also not... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1421773159 | 1421773418 | t3_2t2do2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a TIFU about my mother reading a TIFU.
Keelik: todayilearned reddit is really into milfs...
Edit: and writing TIFU posts about a TIFU post gets pretty old, pretty fast. ^^^^^^*Fuck* ^^^^^^*Jenny.*
YcoutureBlushdeMarie: poor OP started a thing... it is too late to say "better not feed the... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421773000 | 1421775886 | t3_2t2dbq | t5_2to41 | 9 | kurtcobain94: TIFU by not cleaning my hookah after smoking weed
It all started during the summer after 10th grade. The first time I ever smoked marijuana.
I live with my grandparents, they are completely against pot. I had been wanting to try marijuana for a while now, but never had the chance to get any. My pothead f... | 3 | 3 | |
1421772184 | 1421872361 | t3_2t2blf | t5_2to41 | 17 | DLRexx: TIFU taunting a paranoid schizophrenic
Well this really happened yesterday but I was recovering. I'm an RA at a college and I just happen to be lucky enough to have a paranoid schizophrenic on my floor. He also hasn't been taking his medicine. He's threatened my residents, as well as myself numerous times. Anyw... | 14 | 1.214286 | |
1421773989 | 1421774981 | t3_2t2ffx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting Shaq arrested
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VeryAwesome69: What do you call a transgender dinosaur? Trannysaurus Rex!
Keelik: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitutes?
Your job *still* sucks!
Edit:
> what's the difference between your joke and a dead prostitute?
> Your joke *still*... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421774353 | 1421776380 | t3_2t2g9b | t5_2to41 | 6 | For_Swarje_I_Tiden: TIFU By using Snus at work
So TIFU. I work at a resturant/hotel as everything between heaven and earth. One thing all this have in common though is that I am not allowed to use tobaco at work other then my breaks.
Today was extremly hectic and I had no time for breaks or food at all. The cravings f... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421773861 | 1421780310 | t3_2t2f6i | t5_2to41 | 0 | HeroTruth: TIFU by making a transgender mad.
I was at my church lobby waiting for my mom to pick me up. I was playing aa with my friends and we were stuck on a level we nicked named the devil level. We were playing and we see a transgender(?) walk in through the door and we get a bit quiet. She demands to see our pasto... | 5 | 0 | |
1421774595 | 1421801568 | t3_2t2gt2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ShadowRaikou: TIFU by eating a fruit...
ContrarySnivy: Gross, what fruit?
ShadowRaikou: Guava.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421774729 | 1421775544 | t3_2t2h4a | t5_2to41 | 3 | open_to_suggestion: TIFU by working out
Yesterday was my first day back at college, and the first day of my new work out regimen. Let me preface by saying I haven't seen the inside of a gym since last summer, so I am pretty out of shape.
My roommate and I both headed over, hit the weights and did a pretty intense ches... | 3 | 1 | |
1421775628 | 1421886006 | t3_2t2j35 | t5_2to41 | 5,368 | ChelseaPacker: TIFU by telling my boyfriend that I wouldn't cheat on him
My boyfriend and I have been dating for over three years, but he moved about 10 months ago to New York. Long distance hasn't been easy, but we've managed to make it work.
Recently my roommate and her douchebag ex boyfriend finally broke up. Altho... | 13 | 412.923077 | |
1421775162 | 1421835924 | t3_2t2i3c | t5_2to41 | 336 | ManyVoices: TIFU by trying to hit on a girl on the subway
This happened a few years ago, you know the awkward teen stages. I was walking through a mall to get the subway and noticed this absolutely stunning girl. Petite, beautiful smile, shit even her jeans looked better than other peoples jeans. I'm awestruck as she w... | 14 | 24 | |
1421776279 | 1421801221 | t3_2t2kio | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my ex girlfriend that I miss her.
A little back story, she and I were engaged about a year ago, and I broke up with her last March after finding out she cheated on me at least 2 times, but I suspect it was double that at the least.
She got married to a guy she met online two months after we... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421776173 | 1421777166 | t3_2t2ka4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | ioriyukii: TIFU by stepping on the most innocent looking building piece in this fucking world.
This was back in November but I just wanted to re-tell the story of how the most innocent lego piece can fuck up your day more than your SO telling you the condom had a hole in it.
It was late into the morning, about 11 am, ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421776026 | 1421923198 | t3_2t2jxb | t5_2to41 | 3 | seducer4real: TIFU by fucking up my first approach in my 100 approach challenge...
fast forward to the end of this journal to see how i fucked up, otherwise read it all :)
ok so im doing a 100 approaches challenge, wher i cold approach 100 girls. By cold i mean, ive never spoken to them before and theyre not somehow ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1421776610 | 1421778494 | t3_2t2l9d | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a note on a girl's car too.
Been seeing a girl for the past week or so, and I think I'm really starting to like her. I slept around a fair bit after a really painful and drawn-out break-up, trying to get the stank of First Love off me, but nothing worked until I met **this girl.** We've reall... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1421776505 | 1421872650 | t3_2t2l0i | t5_2to41 | 7 | DrCheezyGritz: TIFU by trying to be a concerned neighbor.
So this morning at about 1:00 AM, as I'm about to take a shower and go to bed, I hear a beeping coming from my back yard. As I step out onto the porch I can hear that its coming from one of my neighbor's houses that back up to my house. So, I figured I would go ... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1421775985 | 1421777220 | t3_2t2ju7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | AkionRevlis: TIFU By making my wife stay home.
This fuck up is more from either yesterday or the night leading up to yesterday.
Some background, my wife has a severe stress condition along with adrenal fatigue. This leads to her having been sick for the last few months in a very intense job in the restaurant industry.... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421775987 | 1421893829 | t3_2t2jub | t5_2to41 | 19 | lifeslittlelemons: TIFU by starting a gun fight at a funeral; NSFW if cursing is NSFW at your job
So this actually didn't happen today it happened last week.
Today (last week) I fucked up when my ex boyfriend, Chris, who I was on really friendly terms with (we just weren't right for each other) posted on Facebook that... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1421776771 | 1421811129 | t3_2t2llr | t5_2to41 | 10 | silentknight295: TIFU by asserting how awesome and loving Grandma is.
A week and a half ago, I was at my friend's traditionally month-late Christmas party. There were several old friends there, and some new people I had never met, and it was a great time. We pretty much just sat around and talked and joked about stupid... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421776865 | 1421790888 | t3_2t2ltr | t5_2to41 | 12 | loganbottom: TIFU by snowboarding without health insurance
Next thing I know, I'm waking up in the hospital wearing a neck brace and multiple IVs. The Doctor had told me I was found unconscious, face down in the snow, and I was taken in an ambulance to an air med-evac. I was practically in tears while they told me, som... | 4 | 3 | |
1421777326 | 1421780172 | t3_2t2mvc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being dumped. I need your help guys
Hey.
At the beginning, sorry for my english. I know it's not perfect. And sorry for such a long message. I hope some of you will read it. I was thinking for quite a long time should I post this here or not. Actually it's not just TIFU. It all started 2 fridays ago.... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421777167 | 1421777698 | t3_2t2mi7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my mother
To begin sorry for the formatting issues I am on my phone.
Today I went to the doctor because I have been having an irregular heartbeat. After my appointment I called my mom to tell her about how it went. My doctor had me going off my medications to see if they are the root cause... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1421777202 | 1421779106 | t3_2t2ml9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Blanksomething: TIFU by letting my friend get drop-a-baby drunk
My best friend, Selma, and I made plans to visit our friend Jane who recently had a baby. I talked to Selma earlier in the day, around noon, her speech was definitely slurred. I pointed out her speech...and the time, but she pretended she was sober. I ask... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421777102 | 1421778339 | t3_2t2mcq | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by Talking About My Teacher
*Backstory:* Last semester, I was speaking to another student about his class. He's a fairly good student, intelligent, diligent, maintains a 4.0, etc... Anyhow, he told me his microbiology teacher Mrs. X "Likes to act as a gatekeeper, where she will actively prevent poor stu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421778023 | 1421778455 | t3_2t2ohu | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking if my paper topic has been done before.
It's the day before I have to turn in my paper for my BA in comics. I am going through Scott McCloud's books to scan some last images, and I stumble upon some graphs that are suspiciously close to mine. (Note: I based my work on the theory of Under... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421777673 | 1421787598 | t3_2t2noi | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a crackhead arrested and being forced to move
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I-miss-Jerry: Wow, I went through some very similar stuff. Living in Northeast DC. My roommate invited some neighborhood hoodlums over, and they kept perpetually coming back. Same thing, bumming beers and sitting on our couch. Eventually we woul... | 3 | 33 | |
1421778970 | 1421788920 | t3_2t2qpz | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting too close to my ex's good friend!
To give you a bit more of a clue about what has happened I'll briefly say this; I was in a serious long-term relationship with a guy lets say he's called Eric. I saw Eric’s friend a few times at social events as Eric introduced us.
His friend lets say he's ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1421779426 | 1421784424 | t3_2t2rq8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | finstew: TIFU by becoming a Financial Domme and then stopping.
Well. The title is self explanatory, really.
A couple of years ago, through one circumstance or another, I became involved in a series of online encounters with a couple of men, who for some reason or another started throwing money at me.
Now, I know wh... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421779920 | 1421846222 | t3_2t2sv3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | hey_there_bear: TIFU by laughing at slavery
This happened a couple of hours ago and I fear I will never be able to go into University again.
I study English Literature, and being in my final year, we are looking at some weird, weird texts. We're currently reading a factual text about slavery in Surinam, and it is dark... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1421779913 | 1421785895 | t3_2t2suf | t5_2to41 | 2 | IamLionelRitchie: TIFU by accidentally drinking and driving
Let me just start this off by saying I love water, I'll always have a bottle of water in my car. It's the drink of life you should not be on the other side of this argument. Anyway so me and my buddy are planning to go downtown to some club for a birthday part... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1421779986 | 1421783136 | t3_2t2t07 | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheCanadianDoctor: TIFU with Lonely Island
Today, like most days, I have a brake somewhere between classes. Today was a hour break and I had lunch.
Afterwards I walked to my locker, grabbed my stuff, and when to class in the other wing (Not that long of a walk) while going over Lonely Island in my head.
On the way I ... | 7 | 1 | |
1421780238 | 1421799465 | t3_2t2tja | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting my mom
I have a very chronic dry skin problem. My mom, noticing my dry skin, decides to pick up full body lotion for me that she said was "guaranteed to work". When she comes home, she gives the bottle and says to rub it on my face and arms once a day. I did exactly that and the next day i w... | 4 | 1 | |
1421780093 | 1421783786 | t3_2t2t7i | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting an old friend.
Well, this is an event that happened over the past two days. Recently I had texted my ex, we will call her Giovanna for all intents and purposes. This girl, Giovanna took my virginity. So I dont know if any of you understand but its quite hard to let go of someone when they ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421780635 | 1421782156 | t3_2t2ug5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | 3catva: Today was a weird day, I dunno if TIFU though
So I was kissing my girlfriend and I ejaculated my pants while doing it. I was in the park and we were kissing, and I just suddenly cummed inside of my pants. Worse, my d**k was out of my pants, and there was a white stain on my trousers.
Luckily, my girlfriend didn... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421781396 | 1421783552 | t3_2t2w7k | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a low score on the SAT
So I took the SATs the first time, and scored a 1440. One of my classmates got an 1950. Is this really a reflection of my and his intelligence?
nueroatypical: No, it's a reflection of how good you are at taking tests. And they must have changed the SAT, when I took i... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421781583 | 1421784289 | t3_2t2wo2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | randomthrowawa419: TIFU : I was joking with my friend that he should wear pink lipstick to impress a girl and tell her something like "do you like my lipstick, baby?". He actually did it, and she reacted as expected. He is very mad at me now. He is 19.
I will maybe post derails if this is getting popular - don't unders... | 3 | 1 | |
1421782155 | 1421782761 | t3_2t2y0m | t5_2to41 | 31 | Animated-Timelord: TIFU by shaving my legs with toothpaste
It's happening right now. Every time I drag the razor up my leg toothpaste attacks my poor baby hair follicles.. it burns. It burns so bad.
I could have borrowed my friends shaving cream.
FUCKING CHRIST IT GETS WORSE.
PS: Fuck Jenny
Carguy96: why would you e... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1421782047 | 1421926517 | t3_2t2xrs | t5_2to41 | 52 | rahulxdd: TIFU When I met my boyfriend's best fri...
I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy is... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1421782499 | 1421787278 | t3_2t2ytf | t5_2to41 | 130 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming all men appreciate a dirty mouth
I stopped by my dad's work on the way home the other night, he sells cars for a living. And as a single woman in her mid twenties, it's honestly a great place full of charismatic, energetic men. A new guy started about a month ago, Alex. Alex is handsome...fi... | 12 | 10.833333 | |
1421782081 | 1421795538 | t3_2t2xuv | t5_2to41 | 43 | oOWildWeaselOo: TIFU by not realizing someone was gay
So today I was with a group of students that I'm in a program with. We were walking along, chatting, everything was fine and dandy. That is, until the counselor walked into a medical clinic to get their card for us in case we have a medical emergency. A guy from the... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1421783299 | 1421797382 | t3_2t30qo | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fuelsean: TIFU by looking down while flushing
So I really had to go after getting back from lunch, just a few minutes ago. Ran to the bathroom on my side of the building - and it's being cleaned. No worries, the one just on the other side isn't that far away. I get there and there is an open stall, yay! I take care o... | 4 | 1 | |
1421783139 | 1421790205 | t3_2t30d5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | antithetical_al: TIFU by slicing my finger open under my fingernail on Jello....yes...Jello
TIFU So it wasn't actually today but a couple of days before Christmas. Only now do I feel comfortable in sharing my shame. Let us go back a bit shall we. We always host Thanksgiving dinner at our home and put on quite the spre... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421784157 | 1421820519 | t3_2t32t5 | t5_2to41 | 424 | astah29: TIFU by talking in my sleep
I was staying over at my girlfriend's house and was rudely awoken by her hitting me. I had no idea what was going on and was still sleep-groggy. My girlfriend proceeds to tell me that apparently I rolled over, woke her up, and said, "Hey honey, guess what? I don't love you! Just kid... | 8 | 53 | |
1421784200 | 1421796006 | t3_2t32ws | t5_2to41 | 12 | montanaonmymind: tifu conniving ex-gf completely played me then helped me to damn-near ruin a wedding reception (slightly nsfw)
like most posts here, this happened a few years back but i'm new to tifu/reddit and 90% of my trainwreck of a life belongs here; my life is defined by burnt bridges and awkward situations. all... | 4 | 3 | |
1421759206 | 1421794198 | t3_2t1p5l | t5_2to41 | 6 | epurcell5023: TIFU by washing clothes soaked in diesel fuel
This is more so of a last night I fucked up.. But anyway..
I had 20gal of diesel fuel to put into my oil tank for heating fuel, sweet deal, my Dad pulled me a solid and helped me out major.
As my friend and I pulled a hants county, here we are bucket by bu... | 3 | 2 | |
1421784863 | 1421900377 | t3_2t34go | t5_2to41 | 12 | yucatanhomie: TIFU by forgetting my GF's work schedule. NSFW kinda.
This happened a little over two years ago, but let me provide some context for the situation: College age lesbian who has been with her current GF for a little over 5 months. We are completely different people: she prefers some coffee and a book, I pre... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1421784639 | 1421803271 | t3_2t33yu | t5_2to41 | 79 | StormcloakJanitor: TIFU by potentially ruining an ex gf's 9 year old relationship
So I used to have this online relationship with this girl when I was 14. It lasted around 2 years but I felt like she was the one. Stupid angsty teenage dream I know. That relationship exploded ridiculously. I blocked her and she blocke... | 6 | 13.166667 | |
1421784647 | 1421787605 | t3_2t33zb | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by snap chatting with more than one person
Hey guys. So this actually happened a couple days ago, and is actually the most mortifying experience of my life. I met a guy on a certain app on Saturday and after chatting for a bit we decided to go out for a drink. We hit it off REALLY well, laughing, talkin... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1421779719 | 1421842074 | t3_2t2sd7 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Manbearphoenix: TIFU by telling Korean Foreign Exchange Students that they were in a harem.
My friend had 7 Korean foreign exchange students at lunch. I jokingly said: "Nice Harem for an Asian."
I thought they wouldn't understand.
They definitely understood what I said.
Now I'm gonna see them all tomorrow in class a... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1421785114 | 1421791704 | t3_2t354m | t5_2to41 | 194 | Ryvai: TIFU by accidentally suggesting I'd rape a girl I just met
A few days before this fuck up me and some of my friends had been talking about the most shady places a girl can ever walk alone in the middle of the night, that they should avoid at all cost, and came up with a few places.
That weekend we were hanging ... | 9 | 21.555556 | |
1421785310 | 1421821774 | t3_2t35k5 | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a 6 years relationship with a married woman
I'll put things in context first, we met over the internet, in some forums, she enjoyed my style of posting, and she approached me and we started talking (typing)... nothing wierd, then we run into each other in some common teamspeak, and its when we... | 16 | 3.0625 | |
1421784325 | 1421844748 | t3_2t3378 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting myself actually believe my wife wanted a second child
7 years after our first child was born, I have never made any secrets of that I want more children. Two or three in total.
She however has made it clear that she don´t want any more children. This was made utterly clear even before she ha... | 5 | 2 | |
1421785252 | 1421936918 | t3_2t35fc | t5_2to41 | 240 | ilovedeep: TIFU dating a wanna be serial killer
I had met a pretty decent guy when I was on vacation and we both decided to continue seeing each other long distance. We would take turns flying out to each other for a week here and there. It worked pretty well until one day he slips a little tid bit about kids. Seems he... | 5 | 48 | |
1421786018 | 1421787149 | t3_2t3783 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by being promiscuous and hurt
Girlfriend and i broke up on Saturday. Sunday I went to a friends house where I met this girl. Found out we were quite connected already and ended up sleeping together that night. Now I am awaiting the aftermath.
mysticinvader: She was the ex roommate of my girlfriend and e... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1421786215 | 1421794188 | t3_2t37ps | t5_2to41 | 135 | Jmitch12: TIFU by spitting instead of swallowing...
TIFU (it was actually a few weeks ago) and I can never see my favorite friend or beverage in the same way.
I was just hanging out with a friend - she's really awesome and one of my favorite people to spend time with, so we were having a great time playing Pokémon Stad... | 4 | 33.75 | |
1421784750 | 1421786625 | t3_2t347a | t5_2to41 | 9 | wheatgrain: TIFU by using my college library
Ok, so this FU happens over a course of a few weeks, but today it became the FU of my life. So, for starters I’m a college student, an awkward freshman who just happens to be doing quite fine at the moment. I work in the Anthropology Department as the errand boy basically, b... | 3 | 3 | |
1421784311 | 1421824373 | t3_2t3366 | t5_2to41 | 352 | [deleted]: Tifu by not saying goodbye to a loved one
This is not a funny tifu; it's a little sad.
My younger brother was born 13 years later than me. The gap is significant. So, as you can imagine, we never developed a strong, close bond like many brothers have.
We love eachother, but we didn't grow up together.
Two... | 8 | 44 | |
1421786987 | 1421790356 | t3_2t39j8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not speaking up for myself.
I was going with my grandma to get my haircut. She thought I'd look cite in a pixie style, but I've never liked the real short pixie styles. I managed to [find one I like]( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/8a/dc/30/8adc30cdd35b20399c610cab5f398854.jpg)
I di... | 4 | 1 | |
1421787450 | 1421854226 | t3_2t3an8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Hazexban: TIFU by playing Kickball as an adult
This happened a few years ago and I could have summed this up in probably 2 sentences but I am feeling creative.
I was recruited to be apart of a Fundraiser and play Kickball on a team called World Domination. We were a collective group of athletes considered to be the be... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421782401 | 1421798150 | t3_2t2ykx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing kettlebell exercises with my kitten in the house.
[This guy](http://i.imgur.com/XbqQHmK.jpg) decided my kettlebell was a toy and while I was doing [this move](http://www.kettlebellexerciseshub.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Kettlebell_Exercises_For_Beginners.jpg) Omar ran between my legs and go... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1421788457 | 1421932432 | t3_2t3d38 | t5_2to41 | 18 | xRayCx: TIFU by using a VPN in school
So a few weeks back I went skiing and ended up breaking my thumb. Since I cannot currently write I've been typing all my work/notes at school on my laptop. My school has terrible wifi and almost everything is blocked including Google docs/gmail so I downloaded some VPN app onto my ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1421788189 | 1421837652 | t3_2t3cfk | t5_2to41 | 3 | Skrik: TIFU by telling a co-worker she looks like Stephen Hawking
She's a young woman who was having a bad day. Not quite sick, not quite well. She was slouched in her office chair, trying to nap. Her head was hanging to one side, and her eyes were not quite closed.
As I walked past, I commented.
She sat bolt uprig... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421788159 | 1421792149 | t3_2t3ccy | t5_2to41 | 4 | SoulCrafter: TIFU By calling my girlfriends aunt, Aunt Jenny.
MyMonocleSlipped: Aunt Jenny must be an elderly woman.
SoulCrafter: actually she's only about mid thirties.
MyMonocleSlipped: If you Google Aunt Jenny, she is definitely not in her mid thirties and was a spokesperson as it turns out. She had a column for ad... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1421788419 | 1421790471 | t3_2t3czp | t5_2to41 | 7 | genchris: TIFU: Financial Aid Edition (Update)
[Here])http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2sp3q6/tifu_financial_aid_edition/) is the original post, but the tl;dr (ish) version is this:
I'm an MA student, still have one more test to take to pass the program. Since I am still considered a student, enrollment doesn't c... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421789614 | 1421790479 | t3_2t3fvs | t5_2to41 | 3 | donttakeacab: TIFU By taking a cab.
Roach_52: You didn't fuck up, the cab driver did.
donttakeacab: I could have woken up on time, or driven myself, but its nice to hear it was his fault.
| 3 | 1 | |
1421790107 | 1421970184 | t3_2t3h01 | t5_2to41 | 46 | littlelady_nyc: TIFU by meeting up with a guy I met online
I met a guy online, through a dating website. We talked to several months because he lived out in LA and I am out in NY. After six months, I was being sent to LA for a weekend of work, close to where he lived. We had a lot in common, chatted multiple times... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1421790992 | 1421805752 | t3_2t3j3c | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by dating a whore and trying to join the Navy
For context, let's back up a few years to when I was in middle school. I was always the shy, fat, smart/nerdy kid that everyone made fun of. I remember being over 100lb by my second grade year. My middle school was extremely small, and I didn't quite belo... | 7 | 12.285714 | |
1421791218 | 1421791690 | t3_2t3jmf | t5_2to41 | 3 | Songzhenli: TIFU by being sarcastic
At my school, there are people who do morning announcements, and most of them are boring as fuck, so I wanted to change that. When I was morning announcer, I decided to jazz things up, so I made a snarky side comment about the writing club being canceled. What I specifically said was... | 3 | 1 | |
1421791444 | 1421793168 | t3_2t3k70 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by being surprised by a sales girl
I walked into my local mom and pop pet store to get my normal turtle food container and there was no one in the store. This is normal, as they are usually in the back or cleaning something in the store. As i get 3 or 4 steps into the store the store helper pops up fr... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421792025 | 1421793601 | t3_2t3lmo | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking coffee (long-ish)
Let's start off by telling you that I spent the past two nights at my grandparents who lives out in the middle of nowhere. The closest city is Waco which is about an hour away. Today, I went with them to Waco but in my own car.
This is where the first fuck up happened:
M... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421791231 | 1421796381 | t3_2t3jo4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | honkeylips: TIFU by watching Pee Wee's playhouse with my 4 kids. Now they think I am retarded.
I have 4 kids ranging from 12 to 4 and from time to time they enjoy watching "old" stuff with me that pops on Netflix. I saw Pee Wee's playhouse hit the "New" section and proceeded to watch it with them. Being a silly dad I a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421793262 | 1421803143 | t3_2t3oq0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ameeno1: TIFU by accidentally sending a mailshot to all my colleagues by mistake (May get fired)
Hi All,
Right now i feel like utter crap. I've been working on a side business that's "loosly" linked to my day job (IT Services to businesses).
Today i sent out a mailshot/marketing email to my contact list, but forgot ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421793782 | 1421873268 | t3_2t3pz2 | t5_2to41 | 7,500 | DamnYouChocolate: TIFU by buying a bar of chocolate.
So I was on a date with a girl to the cinema. The date went well, but it was only a second date, and I still didn't know if she liked me or not. So she went to the bathroom, and I decided to go to the shop next to it while waiting. Now we had gone to see the hobbit a... | 16 | 468.75 | |
1421793932 | 1421795258 | t3_2t3qcs | t5_2to41 | 22 | sensation_: TIFU by forgeting where did I hide my money
So, a few days ago, I've got around 4000 dollars by winning a lottery ticket.
That same day, to celebrate the winning, I went to local coffee shop to smoke some weed and drink a couple of beers. Couple of beers multiplied by the time I was there and I get up bei... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1421793819 | 1421796135 | t3_2t3q2v | t5_2to41 | 29 | danggina_: TIFU due to an unintentional sad trombone.
Preface: my boss is on vacation for the week and I am filling in for him in the daily "morning meetings" with 5 other supervisors (most of whom are at least 20 years older than me). About a year ago my boss had our tech guy rig up a few sound effect buttons that he ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1421795132 | 1421795332 | t3_2t3t4k | t5_2to41 | 6 | lifesuxnow: [PART 4 w/UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me.
alreadyfukdher: OP PLAYED YOU ALL!
jbartlet827: Except this isn't the OP...
| 3 | 2 | |
1421796304 | 1421797195 | t3_2t3vsq | t5_2to41 | 6 | rbm88: TIFU by being cold and dumb.
So I've being dating this girl (let's call her Debra) for 2 weeks and sunday we went to eat something, after the dinner we went back to my apartment to watch a movie or something. After we got there everything was going great and we were chating a bit and then...well, I being a retar... | 3 | 2 | |
1421793753 | 1421865150 | t3_2t3pw4 | t5_2to41 | 54 | grifjay: TIFU - By thinking I was bigger than ants.
This is my first TIFU post, and even more so my first ever Reddit post!! So like many other TIFU's on here, this happened a little over a year ago during the nice prime central Texas satan anal seepage of heat. The time of the year where you never stray too far from ... | 4 | 13.5 |
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