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1421796130 | 1421861767 | t3_2t3ve9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Joelovesfood: TIFU by helping someone that dropped something.
Walking through the halls of my university on my way to class, there was this girl walking in front of me. She starts to open a door but it is heavy and she's having a hard time with all the stuff in her hands. So I open it for her. She thanks me and continu... | 3 | 5 | |
1421796684 | 1421814758 | t3_2t3wnc | t5_2to41 | 63 | keeplayer109: TIFU by getting an MRI and ruining my life.
This happened about 10 years ago. I woke up one morning and everything I looked at with my left eye was green. The next day everything was purple. I went to my doctor and she looked at my eye but nothing seemed out of place, so she ordered an MRI for me because ... | 7 | 9 | |
1421797565 | 1421829291 | t3_2t3ykw | t5_2to41 | 68 | hoodeddumborat: tifu by eating vegetables.
I'll provide a sentence of backstory so you don't all deem me a monstrosity but I'll keep it brief. I refused food when I was young and survived exclusively on milk, the calcium made my bones, teeth and nails freakishly strong and now at sixteen I still have three baby teeth. ... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1421797530 | 1421807230 | t3_2t3yig | t5_2to41 | 6 | Letsgetjiggywithit10: Tifu by singing a simple tune to my son
Tifu by letting my son pick dinner and then singing about it.
I like to let him choose dinner every so often to let him feel like the big man of the house, he's only 4, his favorite go to is of course Peanut Butter and Jelly and puffy cheetos. So anyone tha... | 3 | 2 | |
1421798139 | 1422745762 | t3_2t3ztf | t5_2to41 | 2,311 | bipppity: TIFU by being found by my new boyfriend in the bathroom passed out mid way pooping on the floor...
After seeing a guy for around a month I stayed over at his. We had a great dinner he cooked a prawn pasta dish which was delicious. We had a few drinks, watched a movie and went to bed. Great night and feeling p... | 10 | 231.1 | |
1421798750 | 1421859930 | t3_2t415y | t5_2to41 | 10 | smokiebacon: TIFU by giving a homeless man 13 gallons worth of empty water bottles
So I was our apartment's backyard, putting all of our empty water bottles, soda cans, and other recyclables into 13 gallon trash bags.
A homeless guy happened to see me putting all the bottles, and asked if he can have some bottles. I ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421798802 | 1421800865 | t3_2t419z | t5_2to41 | 10 | DatGuyThemick: Tifu by tackling a customer.
Just literally happened.
I was on break at Wal-Mart, talking to a supervisor and another associate when we noticed the beginnings of a fight. One gentleman connected on a right, knocking the other to the ground. The man standing proceeded to keep punching the downed custome... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421798342 | 1421807663 | t3_2t409d | t5_2to41 | 21 | magicone2571: [Update] TIFU By using a credit card and now I might be looking at prison time.
Previous post:
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2hni88/tifu_by_using_a_credit_card_and_now_i_might_be/
So I have to follow up with the outcome. I hired my first lawyer and lost $2,500 before he even started really workin... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1421796434 | 1421861643 | t3_2t3w2n | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring my gut and trusting a heroin addict
I live in a pretty awesome fucking apartment: in walking distance to downtown, cheap, all utilities included, pets allowed. It's a 1920's converted mansion and I live on the top floor with amazingly charming slanted ceilings and cool history. A year ago, a... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1421799222 | 1421818175 | t3_2t426v | t5_2to41 | 27 | Don_John12: TIFU. Horror acid trip
The Acid Horror Story: very sorry for the length. Also this took place The first week during summer break 2014
My friends and I decided, for whatever dumb fucking reason, it would be major fun to drop acid, and trip in his grandfathers vacation mansion (Very wealthy man, and has mul... | 3 | 9 | |
1421800165 | 1421881435 | t3_2t4496 | t5_2to41 | 1,018 | rys97: TIFU a job interview by referencing Drake and Josh
Today, after waiting six months I finally got a job interview with my dream company. I was extremely comfortable going in, because I had prepared by watching videos and reading posts concerning the methods of strong interviewees. The interview commenced, and I w... | 11 | 92.545455 | |
1421799199 | 1421806837 | t3_2t424r | t5_2to41 | 27 | JediBen: TIFU by being unintentionally cruel to a blind girl
I was conducting some interviews with high school students for my bachelors thesis today. It got to the 5th interview and noticed the next student waiting outside the conference room I was set up in. I opened the door and said "hello"......with no response. T... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1421799350 | 1421801294 | t3_2t42hv | t5_2to41 | 5 | kappafrappadildo: TIFU by staying at my grandparents' house
TIFU about an hour ago, I'm staying at my grandma and grandad's because my mum is driving my sister to a uni interview and they're staying the night.
Right, down to business, I had a wonderful dinner with my family and I had done some coursework earlier, pret... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421801434 | 1421806825 | t3_2t46va | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU, when I decided to take something out of my girlfriends small dogs mouth.
So, this little shit is always chewing on something that doesn't belong to her. So of course I see her being shady far away in the corner so I decided to move in for a closer look. What do you know, she takes off running into my g... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421801683 | 1421810795 | t3_2t47de | t5_2to41 | 2 | FuckMeFunny: TIFU by staring too much.
Unlike most tifu's I have seen, this happened today. So, to start off I am 16 years old and have started my second semester as a sophomore, in one of my new classes (team sports to be specific) I noticed a very attractive and genuinely cute girl. I have never been on dates or been... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421801241 | 1421872430 | t3_2t46fk | t5_2to41 | 43 | Aidan5330: TIFU by calling out in class
Like most TIFUs, this happened a few years ago. Now a bit of background info; at the time, school was a bit of a confusion. It was the middle of 9th grade, and my English teacher had been absent from class for several weeks because her sister had passed away. Too be blunt; this w... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1421800865 | 1421803452 | t3_2t45pu | t5_2to41 | 9 | hiatt125: TIFU by speaking my mind about terrorists on Facebook with my Muslim friends
The So this happens today. A friend shared a post about the new amarican sniper movie and how it was all fake and propaganda for amarica and they kill innocent Muslims. I said how it is a true story and what really happened and peopl... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421802168 | 1421802689 | t3_2t48ec | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening Safari on my Dad's iPad
Ok, so some quick background info. My parents have been divorced since I was 5. Counting the marriage to my mom, my dad has been married and divorced 3 times, with a slew of girlfriends and ex-fiances sandwiched in between. This past weekend me, my wife and son, my sis... | 3 | 1 | |
1421802083 | 1421803864 | t3_2t487w | t5_2to41 | 1 | BeatySwallocks: TIFU by drawing a penis in my lecture.
Okay, so this FU happened about 12 hours ago in my lecture. I have a 2 hour lecture every Tuesday, amongst other lectures throughout the week. After the first hour, we usually get a 5/10 minute break.
I'm sitting next to two guys nearish the front of the lecture ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1421801981 | 1421802788 | t3_2t47zw | t5_2to41 | 3 | LB2000: TIFU by messing around on an assignment
So today for class, we were doing a project on what our perfect mate would be from our parents point of view, to go along with what they did in shakesphere times. So I was messing around with my friends in the back of class, and ended up writing this:
http://m.imgur.com/... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421803954 | 1421860173 | t3_2t4c4a | t5_2to41 | 45 | howtomoveforward: TIFU by looking up "wigger fights" on YouTube
I had a huge deadline today at work. I woke up kinda late which means I took my ADD meds later than usual. The thing with my meds tho, they're extended release, so once they kick in, I'm focused as fuck on whatever I happen to be doing at the time. Wakin... | 5 | 9 | |
1421804432 | 1421807866 | t3_2t4d3l | t5_2to41 | 11 | PhoenixFireBitch: TIFU by flashing my physiotherapist.
I was in an accident a few weeks ago and have been having physio on my back and my neck since.
I didn't have time to change before going there so I went in the clothes I was wearing; I low cut cami, jacket and jeans.
After laying face down on the bed for my sessi... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421803263 | 1421870543 | t3_2t4aof | t5_2to41 | 9 | DrnkNdStupid: TIFU by going to crazy on my 21st
So this happened back in August and I'm kind of just getting around to putting it all down now. Well back in August I finally turned that glorious age in the United States of 21. Now of course I had drank before but the beginning of the summer it all took a turn for the... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421805186 | 1421806211 | t3_2t4en6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Mothertucker_: TIFU and became a home-wrecker. (Part 2)
For those of you that are just joining me on this here's part 1 http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2t1c33/tifu_and_became_a_homewrecker/
Alright! Being the fearless motherfucker that I am (pun intended) I decided to face the music and go to their house. I cal... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421805530 | 1421810980 | t3_2t4fcp | t5_2to41 | 17 | ROBERTFRASER: TIFU by brushing my teeth with Monistat
My lovely and talented wife left the tube of Monistat vaginal yeast cream out on the counter, tragically, as you will soon discern, dear reader, near where the toothpaste normally resides...
5:00am, mistakes were made, things that were tasted that cannot now be un... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1421791637 | 1421821880 | t3_2t3kn0 | t5_2to41 | 250 | mikethepro: TIFU by not fact checking an essay
so i wrote an essay and apparently i am an idiot...
(story in the description of the imgur album)
http://imgur.com/a/u5vL8
Pikalink1: That sir, though it may label me as immature, was the single funniest post I have seen on Reddit so far. I laughed harder than I have at a ... | 4 | 62.5 | |
1421803756 | 1421807355 | t3_2t4bow | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a bus driver if he was fucking retarded
So, I got cut off by a white bus that turned right at an intersection and went into the far left lane. I was across the road turning left into said left lane. Essentially he turned into the wrong lane and almost hit me. He then stopped to turn left into ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1421806819 | 1421808114 | t3_2t4hyj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by asking a girl if she had a heavy camel toe
In voice and speech class today we had to partner up. Me and the hot girl were the only ones left so we partnered up. Now the excercise was helping each other find aligment. At some point we each had to rub from legs ... to butt ... to back. Then we had t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421791769 | 1421810667 | t3_2t3kzr | t5_2to41 | 10 | freebirdnal: TIFU: made myself sound like a pedophile to a co-worker
So this actually happened about 15 years ago just after college. I have a habit of forgetting the bad moments so it's taken 2 hours of reading these before I remembered this embarrassing moment.
In high school, my friends used the word "nice" all the... | 5 | 2 | |
1421807466 | 1421870295 | t3_2t4jaj | t5_2to41 | 10 | rides_a_sawhorse: TIFU by Hitting a Kid on a Bike With My Car and Checking to Make Sure He was Okay.
So this is actually an old story. It happened some time back in highschool a few months after getting my driver's license. I was heading to meet up with some friends when I noticed this kid, maybe 8 or 9 years old ridin... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421807380 | 1421809459 | t3_2t4j41 | t5_2to41 | 3 | sexynomore: TIFU by buying lingerie for the bf
dslinfreak: Hey, if he can't appreciate a sexy present, dump his fucking ass. Men should learn that foreplay is needed with a woman to keep the libido of a woman healthy. This is coming from a man.
sexynomore: I'm fine if I don't get foreplay or whatever. If I do, then gr... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1421803899 | 1421815158 | t3_2t4c0a | t5_2to41 | 15 | amateuratheist: TIFU by hurting a deaf person
It's exam time, the library is packed and everyone is stressed including myself. I was sitting studying pharmacokinetics, whilst some stupid idiot had music blasting out of their laptop.
Me being my stressed self, asked politely if they could turn it down. The person did... | 3 | 5 | |
1421808151 | 1421808516 | t3_2t4kmp | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading the tifu Jenny saga
TokoloPokolo: I think you have /r/tifu confused with /r/rant
cypheronic: Sorry if it sounds like a rant. I thought it fits here because I truly feel like I fucked up by reading it.
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1421809585 | 1421824575 | t3_2t4nk3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by introducing the girl I like to her new boyfriend
So I've been good friends with this girl that I have a crush on for months now. We're in college and don't really go out that often and this weekend I decided to take her to one of the parties my friend was hosting. I introduce her to one of my friends... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1421809014 | 1421825841 | t3_2t4mek | t5_2to41 | 6 | GamingDuckNamedKatie: TIFU By Arguing with a "Friend"
My tale of woe starts off with my friend, let's call her Genoveva, Gen, for short. Gen was complaining to me because she was upset that our school's academic team picked new members. Gen was on the team last year, however, this year, she didn't score high enough to ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421809956 | 1421810454 | t3_2t4obw | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing the guy who claims he caught his wife cheating after going through her texts story as fabricated.
TokoloPokolo: Honestly, at this point, I don't even care. His shit is quite entertaining.
Kayleemarie1994: My thoughts exactly. If he is making it up then he fucking succeeded and should write ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421807963 | 1421810667 | t3_2t4k9n | t5_2to41 | 7 | JAT621: TIFU by unknowingly walking into a Sign Language class.
First off, I should explain that I was totally thrown off today because of MLK Jr. Day. I thought today was actually Monday. So I show up to this class and sit down. I notice many of the other students already know each other and are communicating via sign... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421810514 | 1421868483 | t3_2t4phv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my bf I wanted a WiiU for xmas
Told him I was excited to get the wiiU and a couple games (Mario kart, Zelda, smash, and so). Well I like playing games very much so but I like my PC games more. I told everyone I wanted it badly too but in reality I said that because I knew the bf wanted it.
E... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1421810954 | 1421812294 | t3_2t4qfk | t5_2to41 | 7 | AdmiralFacepalm: TIFU by squatting wrong
Was squatting incorrectly, minor accidental shift of my left foot made me lose balance. My torso twisted, and now my back is fucked up.
Larap92: I totally thought this was going to be a story about going over seas and using an squat toilet wrong lol.
AdmiralFacepalm: Sorry to di... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421810941 | 1421811776 | t3_2t4qei | t5_2to41 | 6 | Pebbles420: TIFU by making my class think I do Cocaine
TIFU by possibly leading some classmates to believe I do Cocaine.
A little back story: I go to a community college so my classes are relatively small and it's possible to at least know everyone by their faces. Also I'm on a medication (accutane) that makes my ski... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421811285 | 1421824954 | t3_2t4r64 | t5_2to41 | 4 | pokerpro831: TIFU By ending a hiatus I was taking from an Ex-GF
This actually happened Saturday.
My ex and I 'work' in the same place. By work, I mean she deals poker and I play poker. I can go to other casinos and have been. I know her nights off so I usually go to this casino since it is the closest on the nights w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421812509 | 1421813275 | t3_2t4tp4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Soundmotion: [LIVE UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me. (Part 4)
Fake__Crash: The OP of the real story is about to post another update btw
Soundmotion: Time to create /u/MyLfeSuxNow and get ready to post Part 5.
MyLfeSuxNow: I'm ready now.
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1421813020 | 1421851404 | t3_2t4uos | t5_2to41 | 241 | Im_The_One: TIFU by taking the most expensive bath in the world.
So I'm not really sure what made me think of this, but it didn't happen today. I'm 21 now but this happened probably when I was seven or eight.
My parents bedroom is on the second floor of our house along with their bathroom, shower, and bathtub. It was... | 6 | 40.166667 | |
1421813823 | 1421816249 | t3_2t4wb0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | brianisabro: TIFU by doing laundry
So I moved away from home for the first time at the beginning of this semester, and I've been putting off doing my laundry basically this whole time. I don't have any washing machines in my building, so it's just a big inconvenience I'd like to avoid. Anyways after going commando for... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421813906 | 1421814150 | t3_2t4wh2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeing my parents eating each other.
MrAnder5on: Don't worry they were actually just giving each other kisses.
i_r_serious: Every fucking thread...
| 3 | 2 | |
1421812247 | 1421817101 | t3_2t4t7d | t5_2to41 | 8 | NicolasCageIsMyHero: TIFU by cooking bacon
So, I am making breakfast before school this morning, I usually don't do this but I didn't really care if I was late or not so I decided I wanted some bacon. I make my bacon, it is delicious.
Now my mother, being from the south, likes to save bacon grease to use in recipes. S... | 4 | 2 | |
1421814969 | 1421815288 | t3_2t4yh9 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my husband a dumb question
So this just happened a little while ago...
We've been having some family drama and I've been dealing with it all day from my husband's side of the family. So I am aggravated by texts I'm receiving from my SIL that I ask who died and made her the boss... I said this ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1421814749 | 1421817252 | t3_2t4y2e | t5_2to41 | 7 | cruciblexxx: TIFU by accidentally going to a gay nightclub
One might wonder how do you do that? Well...
The story starts several days prior.
I was driving home along a stretch of rural freeway on an icy night after midnight when I noticed that up ahead there were taillights poking out of the ditch. Wanting to make s... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421815072 | 1421818857 | t3_2t4yni | t5_2to41 | 58 | benderbend1ng: TIFU by remembering how it felt to be cheated on 10 years ago
[deleted]: I cri everytiem
benderbend1ng: years from now you'll look back on it and be proud of how well you got through it OP (i still feel disappointed in how emo my 18 yr old self got for months after my situation).
Chances are you'll also... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1421814857 | 1421818746 | t3_2t4ya0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by puking instead of boning. [NSFW]
TheRealBushwhack: I feel ya bro. Had that happen in college with a girl I was interested in at the time. House party and we were all underage. Everyone had a DD but me, and it was explained that anyone driving alone had to stay. Fair enough, that's fucking smart. No ... | 3 | 2 | |
1421815625 | 1421823520 | t3_2t4znj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by encrypting last years taxes
So for the last 2 years I have stored my completed tax information as a PDF in a secured Truecrypt file... A hidden truecrypt partition using a keyfile. A certian level of paranoya led me to do this.
I have since lost that key file...
LarryCanionga: did you delete the ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421814404 | 1421817105 | t3_2t4xfh | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by syncing my porn onto my girlfriends tablet
HanLeonSolo: Why is it a big deal if you're teenagers?
YourAlternateForPorn: I just think adults would be a little more mature and comfortable in a situation like this. I can't speak for adults though so I really don't know.
HanLeonSolo: Well neither can I ... | 4 | 2 | |
1421812089 | 1421817285 | t3_2t4sw0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to surprise my wife with a clean desk.
My wife gets after me about my clutter in the office. (I admit it's deserved.)
Over the weekend we were going through papers to get ready to help the IRS determine how much to screw us for. We had a pile for charity receipts, medical receipts, investment... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421815852 | 1421817024 | t3_2t501v | t5_2to41 | 4 | Geckoguy404: TIFU By Donating Blood
EastCoastRedBird: Good for you trying to save lives!!
The blood banks have a 'one stick' policy which is why they didn't start completely over. I've donated about 20 times and that happened for the first time to me last month. Please-try donating again. So few people do. And plen... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421810559 | 1421817690 | t3_2t4pld | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by surveying people for a biology lab
So back when I was in high school, our bio teacher gave us this lab on dominant/recessive hand characteristics, told us to go outside and survey a bunch of people, and come back with our results. Characteristics included stuff like hitchhiker's thumb, interlocking f... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1421807935 | 1421830089 | t3_2t4k7s | t5_2to41 | 4 | macclearich: TIFU by buying a tin of Altoids.
With my wife working late tonight, it became my job to do the grocery shopping. So I stopped by the smallish yet popular store in my neighborhood to pick up the few things we needed: a bottle of white wine, a can of beans, a bag of rice. Because the store is popular and it ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421816192 | 1421861528 | t3_2t50oo | t5_2to41 | 18 | jameschenmelt: TIFU by using internet pictures as reference for an artwork and almost getting myself expelled.
First of all, I am a high school junior student who is currently taking AP art class. The teacher is nice but he sometimes surprises me. So it was almost final and the school office suddenly called me to the v... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1421817468 | 1421818545 | t3_2t531p | t5_2to41 | 8 | Michael_SK: TIFU by getting caught doing "stuff" with my girlfriend
class-hole: Should've gone to a local hotel to meet up for kisses.
ZeeyardSA: dont think he knows
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421817544 | 1421820425 | t3_2t535z | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching the surgery I was gonna have on YouTube (NSFL/NSFW)
So this happened 2 years ago but after hearing some painful moments I thought I would share mine.
I had very painful peeing and some blood. I went to a few docs and had a part of my urethra almost close off. This required surgery, I belie... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1421818121 | 1421868023 | t3_2t547b | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating shrooms
So today I fucked up by eating a couple of shrooms, like two (ninja edit: grams not ounces) worth, then going to school instead of ditching like the original plan. The entire day I was laughing so hard my teachers asked me to go outside like twice. I also decided to take my shoes off f... | 5 | 2 | |
1421818551 | 1421899514 | t3_2t54y8 | t5_2to41 | 47 | Cat-Killer123: TIFU by nearly killing my cat
So, this just happened and my head is fucking swimming...
I was tying up some loose ends before bed, and was finishing my final load of laundry. I transferred my final load from the washer to the dryer, turned it on high, and headed out to the living room to fall asleep ... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1421817355 | 1421831720 | t3_2t52uc | t5_2to41 | 14 | CyberClawX: TIFU by getting extra cocky riding my motorbike
I should start by saying, this happened over 5 years ago. I'm just confessing a few things that I have not told a soul.
I always let the adrenaline get the best of me when riding a bike. I'll go a bit too fast, or a bit too reckless lane splitting. I never ca... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1421806366 | 1421876702 | t3_2t4h2h | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU By Creating an Imaginary Family
I just got home from work, and on the bus ride home is where my FU occurred.
I don't know what it is about me, but I tend to attract the "talkers". You know them, the elderly individuals on every bus who love to chat, ask about your life and generally be adorable.
Toni... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1421819481 | 1421845318 | t3_2t56e1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | oovis: TIFU by accidentally playing with my girlfriend's period blood.
This actually happened tonight.
So I was sitting with my girlfriend whilst she was in the bath just chatting, decided that I'd jump in the bath once she'd gotten out. Once I get in I find something floating in the water, I assume it's a piece of he... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1421819332 | 1421909046 | t3_2t565r | t5_2to41 | 263 | Mico4: TIFU by having a drunken bubble bath in a resort spa on my first work trip and then knocking myself out.
Let's cut to the chase. I have been doing well in my job and got invited to a company junket at a nice resort. I also like to have fun when i'm out having a few drinks so my boss pulled me aside and gave me t... | 6 | 43.833333 | |
1421819344 | 1422071157 | t3_2t566d | t5_2to41 | 902 | mockba86: TIFU By Pulling a Gun on my landlord
Ok a little backstory. In the state of Texas a landlord is required to give you 24 hours notice before entering your home, however once they give you notice they are legally allowed to enter at anytime but most give you a time they'll be arriving.
I live by myself in a s... | 11 | 82 | |
1421820674 | 1421820920 | t3_2t5894 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU 3 times. This is the worst day ever.
TIFU by first making an omelette with a lot of garlic and onions before going to class. The omelette was delicious but my breath said otherwise. Anyways, I decided to eat some gum to try and mitigate my smelly breath. Oh, I also wear braces so this was not a good ide... | 3 | 2 | |
1421813652 | 1421821657 | t3_2t4vz1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | iknowyoukilledher: TIFU by not drinking tea.
There is a facebook page which gives you loads of healthy alternatives to boost your energy besides caffeine. So I thought I would follow this advice by cutting caffeine out of my diet, going cold turkey.
This meant having to stop drinking the British nectar of all gods, te... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1421821870 | 1421824813 | t3_2t59z7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by wrestling with my mom in basketball shorts with a boner.
ThisIsNotKosher: Who wrestles their teenage children in their underwear?
[deleted]: She is only 40 now so she was a bit younger when she had me
ThisIsNotKosher: It's weird no matter her age.
| 4 | 1 | |
1421822532 | 1422994135 | t3_2t5avq | t5_2to41 | 10 | itsreallyrob: TIFU by talking to a new resident in the elevator.
Today was the first day of the new semester of University. Everyone was moving in and once I finished setting my side of the room up, I went down to help my roommate bring his stuff in. We were bringing his stuff to his car up the elevator and into the ro... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421823148 | 1421825284 | t3_2t5bqy | t5_2to41 | 6 | llamoo: TIFU by missing (NSFW just in case)
So my family keeps the washing/drying machine in the bathroom, right next to each other. For my sister's anniversary and engagement present, my mom handed down her own beautiful (expensive) wedding dress to my sister. My sister's wedding was this week, and her wedding dress (... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421823653 | 1421866669 | t3_2t5ceq | t5_2to41 | 1,385 | loveistoohard: TIFU by googling my boyfriend's name and finding his current marriage license.
Thinking back on this, it makes me laugh now. But an "I still want to fucking kill Brad" kind of laugh... The dangerous kind.
So this fuck up happened around this time 3 years ago. I wanted to share it with you good people. ... | 9 | 153.888889 | |
1421823699 | 1421824978 | t3_2t5ch9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | PK_Ruxin: TiFu by buying pills at Walmart.
draevn: You fucked up by taking pills.
PK_Ruxin: To each his own honestly. I have multiple bone tumors which I have had for a long time that cause a lot of pain yet the doctors refuse to medicate in my area because of how strict the Dea is on controlled medication. That being... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421824117 | 1421961957 | t3_2t5d2b | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking for homework help on Craigslist
A few months ago during finals I was feeling pretty slammed and put an ad on craigslist asking for someone to do my HW assignment for me. I got in contact with them, but decided against it and just took the bad grade instead. I wasn't sure I was going to pass th... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1421823803 | 1421947672 | t3_2t5cm8 | t5_2to41 | 205 | mylifeisfucked100: TIFU by buying my girlfriend a gun
I recently had a breakup with my ex-girlfriend Brittany. We were together for 2 years and have been broken up for around 3 months. This girl was my first real love. She had my heart from day one and still does. Anyways, yesterday I get a late night call from Bri... | 6 | 34.166667 | |
1421812458 | 1421866549 | t3_2t4tln | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by Slapping the Bag
Let me start this by saying that the Bag Slaps back!!
For those who don't know what I am referring to allow me to enlighten you. "Slapping the Bag" is a popular game among American college students. It involves chugging wine from a wine cooler for a few moments and then winding up to... | 4 | 1 | |
1421813570 | 1422100070 | t3_2t4vtr | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu and my life seems to be an everliving series of these
ogretoad: Wat?
AegisDeus: Bitch was getting dick pics and basically saying shed fuck a guy, the day after we started going out, and it hurt, so we argued, then we got to a point where previous shit got brought up, and i decided id tell her exactly w... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1421826466 | 1421827366 | t3_2t5fxx | t5_2to41 | 31 | thrownawaybyhim: TIFU by Checking my Boyfriend's Reddit App
iamthescorpion: Wait is he your boyfriend or your husband?
thrownawaybyhim: I AM THE TABLE
AaronXIII: I AM THE VIEW!
thrownawaybyhim: BREADFAN
| 5 | 6.2 | |
1421797354 | 1421881488 | t3_2t3y5d | t5_2to41 | 6 | thechasifer: TIFU by getting my first concussion at my sons 7th birthday party and injuring his uncle in the process.
This took place almost exactly a year ago. In my home town there is an old arcade that was recently turned into a trampoline park. My son, being the spawn of a parkour ninja practitioner naturally wante... | 3 | 2 | |
1421827789 | 1421895644 | t3_2t5hgo | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by banging my crush
mtvmgc: WOW this was a terrible story.. going back to Jenny and Zack for some more penis touching tales
I_AR_HILARIUS: fuck off
mtvmgc: only if your peepee is bigger than Zack's
| 4 | 0.5 | |
1421827725 | 1421829658 | t3_2t5hej | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking from an electronic tea kettle that had previously smelled like insect spray
My mom just sprays fucking roach/insect killer any fucking where without any respect towards where she's spraying like a total psycho, right? So a year ago she sprayed some near my tea stuff and my electric tea kettl... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421829289 | 1421841641 | t3_2t5j3f | t5_2to41 | 3 | Throwaway-the-gays: TIFU by, jokingly, telling a gay guy I am a vigorous homophobe.
--Posting on a throwaway just because
Sorry if my format is shit, first time posting
This story took place ~12 - 14 months ago. I was playing on a Garry's mod RP server when I met a seemingly nice guy (we'll call him Dylan) that was pla... | 3 | 1 | |
1421829340 | 1421881669 | t3_2t5j5k | t5_2to41 | 8 | happyfaqeer: TIFU by peeing my pants in front of my crush
Hi reddit, this is my first ever post on here. Also English is my 2nd language so please be nice.
This happened quite a few years ago now. I met this really cute and smart girl off this Desi social network (which got killed off by Facebook). She had been accep... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1421813387 | 1421861022 | t3_2t4vfa | t5_2to41 | 6 | redst0ne_wonder: TIFU by trying to be funny
Gonna flash back a little here, maybe about 6 months ago.
Started talking to a girl online that I'd met through mutual friends, let's call her Jade. Jade's pictures are pretty hot, and being reasonably confident I'm psyched to meet her. Eventually decide to meet her at a sto... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421830709 | 1421845031 | t3_2t5kix | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading someone's TIFU post
Pick234: Can we bring back the fappening? Just to kill this jenny fad?
connersaurusrex: Jenny would probably leak like 60 pictures, the bitch.
rylangel: She'd only leak some kisses.
Longtimelurkerq: And some dick touching.
Honeyhooter: A littll
| 6 | 10 | |
1421831850 | 1421858423 | t3_2t5lpj | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [TIFU] by removing the guard from my fan
The fan guard was broken on my fan, and with the train of though "what kind of idiot requires a guard to avoid hurting themselves on a fan" I removed it.
Turns out I'm that kind of idiot, and now I have 3 deep distinct cuts on my wrist that both hurt like hell and st... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1421831929 | 1421835903 | t3_2t5lrt | t5_2to41 | 5 | GuyInOPsStory: TIFU by showering with a girl
So this happened about 2 years ago when I was still single. Sorry if it´s too long or something, but most of you are bored anyway I reckon? First post, so not sure if there´s anything I should know, but well..
One night, I went out with my friends to a club, I think I was 2... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421834057 | 1421933665 | t3_2t5nwj | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my ex.
It's been almost 4 months since we broke up, and I was finally starting to feel like I was over her. I'd gone on a couple dates with girls, and they went well (nothing really came of them, but whatever I had fun). I found out a couple months ago that she had started dating another g... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1421834399 | 1421835919 | t3_2t5o8u | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get my boyfriend's atention
[deleted]: Has he *said* he's having doubts?
CamptownRobot: ♫ *Doo dah, doo dah* ♫
[deleted]: I...er...huh? context please? lol
| 4 | 1 | |
1421810503 | 1421880332 | t3_2t4ph4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | wafflestep: TIFU by giving my brother a corndog
So this happened around 10 years ago and boy did it make me feel bad. Anyway, let's get to the the fuck up. I was about 13 or 14 at the time and there was this awesome new craze going around the school where you would give somebody a corndog. A corndog is a cruel and i... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1421835161 | 1421885281 | t3_2t5p28 | t5_2to41 | 48 | Spirit_Wolf_XX: TIFU by going to the gym with a bad stomach.
Last night my girlfriend whipped up some Chilli Con Carne (Exxxtreme Spice might I add!) & it went down an absolute treat. But before i went to bed i noticed my stomach rumbling and churning for a good 5 mins.
This morning, I woke up at 9 AM, had a bowl ... | 4 | 12 | |
1421835475 | 1421875083 | t3_2t5pdd | t5_2to41 | 7 | FavouriteThrowaway: TIFU by infringing copyright.
idamnedit: Your teacher is an idiot. As far as I know you did not infringe on copyright. There is a thing called fair use. IANAL, but educational purposes fall under fair use. You were not profiting from it. You were not revealing trade secrets. Should you have recorde... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421836150 | 1421839662 | t3_2t5q00 | t5_2to41 | 24 | BecomingMoreDumb: TIFU I accidentally put a nude on my snapstory instead of sending it to my boyfriend.
I was messaging my boyfriend and everything seemed to be going fine considering we'd been having one of those shitty weeks where we just argued over stupid things everyday.
I thought since everything seemed fine I'd ... | 9 | 2.666667 | |
1421836516 | 1421842977 | t3_2t5qci | t5_2to41 | 11 | onebiglie01: TIFU by not checking before fucking.
monstax: You're gay now dude
reaper1721: TIL Gay is transmitted by deception
CaptainAwesome06: Letting her finish makes him gay.
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1421837915 | 1421853735 | t3_2t5rrh | t5_2to41 | 45 | showerwt: TIFU by imitating a happy meal toy
This happened when I was about 7 or 8 years old. At the time there was this happy meal toy that would make a sound when you'd hit it real hard or when you'd throw it against something real hard. I got one that had the most annoying laughing sound you could imagine. Being 7 o... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1421805737 | 1421839282 | t3_2t4fqd | t5_2to41 | 9 | weedful_things: TIFU because you can kill'em.
This happened a few years ago, but something just reminded me of it. After hating me for being white and marrying his daughter, my father in law (well, ex-father in law not) decided I wasn't such a bad sort after all. So he invited me to an annual festival that he went to e... | 3 | 3 | |
1421838716 | 1421840884 | t3_2t5skj | t5_2to41 | 1 | Upliftin: TIFU By using my sisters headphones.
jobless69myfavTIME: I'm surprised your sister would want the headphones back. Thats kinda gross on her part.
throwawaysz4DAIZ: he didnt cum on them he used them to watch porn.... are you 15? Because i get your concern if youre 15
jobless69myfavTIME: Nope not 15. Just a ... | 8 | 0.125 | |
1421840105 | 1421840805 | t3_2t5u2d | t5_2to41 | 18 | Smooftastic: TIFU by not wearing chainsaw chaps
All my life I have been told to always wear [chainsaw chaps](http://www.stihlusa.com/products/protective-and-work-wear/chain-saw-protective-apparel/aprnchap/) when cutting firewood. I always refuse. Today as I was cutting a high limb off of a felled tree. As soon as th... | 3 | 6 | |
1421840097 | 1421841338 | t3_2t5u27 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting up with my ex-girlfriend while I'm in a relationship [A little NSFW]
Quick background: I'm 22, male. I used to date this girl (lets call her Maybel) when I was 19 who I thought was the love of my life but I think I only thought that because she was the best sex in my life. She was a stunner t... | 4 | 1 | |
1421840801 | 1421860357 | t3_2t5ut5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | UnmightyKingMike: TIFU by wearing a three piece suit to an interview for a menial labor position.
JDSchu: I got my first job out of college at a warehouse after interviewing in a suit and tie. I wore shorts and tank tops every day I worked there. If the suit had any effect on your interview, that's not on you.
Unmight... | 8 | 1.125 |
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