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1421841230 | 1421842488 | t3_2t5vaa | t5_2to41 | 6 | domjii: TIFU - My best friend hooking up with my past bae
InfoSponger: TIL someone is still saying "bae" on reddit
domjii: ah, I'm a new user on reddit. I need to get used to the culture here. >////<
| 3 | 2 | |
1421841592 | 1421844534 | t3_2t5vod | t5_2to41 | 1 | XS_291: TIFU for believing that Samsung makes the best phones in the Smartphone Industry.
presston: What Jenny has to do with this?
Lobotswo: She put TouchWiz in Samsung
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1421842420 | 1421891357 | t3_2t5wn2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | NilesCraneSeattle: TIFU by giving the police false information
Might not seem like a big deal but you know those little things in life you do that make you cringe…read on.
My next door neighbour was burgled 2 nights ago and a policewoman came to the door to let us know because he owns the Old Gun Shop a few streets ov... | 3 | 8 | |
1421842587 | 1421851834 | t3_2t5wtd | t5_2to41 | 30 | lollipoppin: TIFU by accidentally telling my wife I wanted to see child porn.
IB_IE_IE_IR: "Tifu by wanting to see child porn."
Clungelord: That was before the edit
99_44_100percentpure: It's all gone now.
| 4 | 7.5 | |
1421842692 | 1421845904 | t3_2t5wxl | t5_2to41 | 10 | ThisGuyBanana: TIFU By hooking up with a girl on a prom night when I still got a girlfriend
connersaurusrex: TIL OP was a minor character in Gossip Girl.
ThisGuyBanana: Well done sir
connersaurusrex: Watched it on a bet. Worth it. Didn't hate it. She would have had to watch Battlestar Galactica if I'd won.
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1421842820 | 1421846928 | t3_2t5x2r | t5_2to41 | 12 | NairVagina: TIFU by using Nair on my vagina.
fakevagina15: fake... if you leave nair on for too long you skin will start to burn.. no way this happened without your vagina being on fire before getting it in his peehole.
NairVagina: I left it on for the allotted time on the bottle. I had never used Nair before, but fe... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1421843075 | 1421883444 | t3_2t5xcx | t5_2to41 | 50 | dotcomaphobe: TIFU by mentioning my daughter's appointment with her new doctor
Obligatory "this happened yesterday" here.
My daughter had a yearly checkup with her primary care physician last week, where we learned that she has pretty bad eyesight. We were referred to an eye doctor here in town. I've never had to wear... | 8 | 6.25 | |
1421838498 | 1421847796 | t3_2t5sd6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | lol_alex: TIFU by accidentally using a racial slur
So I coach a girl's volleyball team in Germany. Yesterday evening in practice, one of my girls wasn't doing an exercise like I wanted her to, even after repeated correction.
So I called her out in front of the team and said "Annie (not her real name), if you don't sta... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421845206 | 1422041118 | t3_2t6023 | t5_2to41 | 275 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to be funny at work.
So its not been a great day at work, I've had enough of everybody and everything and I've been moved from my usual office job to go and work in the shop for the day.. which I am just too lazy for. So I was in the back of the shop, supposed to be sorting out the storage and... | 11 | 25 | |
1421846614 | 1421852035 | t3_2t61zf | t5_2to41 | 7 | adservian: TIFU by telling my girlfriend how I'm feeling
thekiid93: Step 1: completely ignore her
Step 2: hit the gym and get jacked
Step 3: "accidentally" run into her
I can promise you she will want you back, but by then you'll realize you can do better, karmas a bitch... make her pay
Lin333: That's such a dou... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421847803 | 1421848668 | t3_2t63r0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU My mum's having a massive heart attack
OliStabilize: Why the fuck have you not called an ambulance?
vroom918: This should always be the *first* thing you do in a situation like this. When you saw that she was having a medical emergency and did not know how to deal with it, you should have immediately c... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421845778 | 1421852834 | t3_2t60uh | t5_2to41 | 5 | seducer4real: TIFU by fucking up my first actual approach from my 100 approaches...
reactorZz: Did you write this as you were walking...it seems very...rushed.
seducer4real: im new to this website so in dont know if you expect me to write it using high level vocab or some kind of literary techniques that i am unaware ... | 5 | 1 | |
1421847424 | 1421860624 | t3_2t635o | t5_2to41 | 13 | lockd0wn: TIFU by thinking Monday was a Holiday
On Friday, I told a client that I would deliver a project on Monday, but over the weekend I remembered that Monday was Martin Luther King Jr day. I thought it was a holiday and everyone would have off, so I planned to finish up the deliverable Monday night instead of over... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1421789388 | 1421860464 | t3_2t3fba | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tigerstyle490: TIFU by laughing at a fart.
So I was in my gym teaching a group how to do handstand pushes up against the wall (because I guess they thought it looked cool),
One particular client was having trouble staying upright and balancing on his hands, lets call him Carl. Now Carl was a bit an awkward turtle, n... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421848956 | 1421849808 | t3_2t65j7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Malashenko32: TIFU by Wearing Pants with a Broken Zipper
So today was probably one of the most embarrassing moments in my life, sort of. So here it goes:
Well, at the start, it was almost a normal school day, waking up in the morning, the daily routine. When I finally arrived at my designated room, I dropped the bag, ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421849624 | 1421888037 | t3_2t66mu | t5_2to41 | 3,124 | Uranus_And_My_Dick: TIFU by internet.
My gf was in the car, we were just going for a ride, grab to eat, stop by the bay, take a walk and simply hangout.
On the way, she was responsible to play music from my cellphone. However, she was checking out my photo library since I do photography as a hobby nor like I had anyth... | 14 | 223.142857 | |
1421846689 | 1421865212 | t3_2t6230 | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing ice ice baby in the middle of an exam.
This happened about an hour ago, and I'm so freaking embarrassed.
Earlier this morning one of my friends told me she had never heard the song ice ice baby, so I played it for her on my phone. We had to go to class before the song was over so I just paus... | 6 | 12 | |
1421850118 | 1422114927 | t3_2t67g6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | kimmoore: TIFU by asking my ex to take our daughter to an orthodontist appointment
wr3ckag3: No advice but...
>I also missed where I had to keep my ex on my insurance for life in our divorce papers but thanks for making me feel better about my decision to get one! :)
THIS FEEL EVERY DAY. My ex is the same way hah... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421851024 | 1421855755 | t3_2t68y6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | onirosco: TIFU by looking at my girlfriends credit card statement...
GoosedSamantha: Stop being a McAsshole and love her the way she is.
milkydance: [Relevant] (http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tqd8nxWoEdk/maxresdefault.jpg)
| 3 | 4 | |
1421851590 | 1421937296 | t3_2t69xp | t5_2to41 | 238 | Fireeye200: TIFU by making a super religious person think I'm a satanist.
So, at my school, there's this girl who's super religious. Of course, whenever I say "Praise GabeN!" jokingly with my friends, she takes it to mean that I'm a satanist and I'm hellbent on killing everyone I know. She yells at me to never say "Pra... | 8 | 29.75 | |
1421851753 | 1421884659 | t3_2t6a84 | t5_2to41 | 196 | fappingreallysucks47: TIFU by giving my girlfriend the keys to my apartment
I'm currently in college, and as such, I I've worked on campus for the last two years. Everything was good until a week ago the university decided to withhold my financial aid because I owed them $9.63. I can't work at my current job unless I h... | 6 | 32.666667 | |
1421850293 | 1421858448 | t3_2t67pk | t5_2to41 | 5 | InNeedSoMuch: TIFU : Lost gf cause of what I did (not). Maybe some ideas?
Hey.
At the beginning, sorry for my english. I know it's not perfect. And sorry for such a long message. I hope some of you will read it. I was thinking for quite a long time should I post this here or not. Actually it's not just TIFU. It all sta... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421852396 | 1421877148 | t3_2t6bdk | t5_2to41 | 247 | FumoBlue: TIFU by getting a crush on a friend that is going to become my housemate.
So I met this girl a few months ago through a social club we both belonged to, and we made some mutual friends. At first I didn't really like her even as an acquaintance, but then got to know her and found she was a pretty cool chick, a... | 13 | 19 | |
1421853216 | 1421857833 | t3_2t6czu | t5_2to41 | 22 | illGetMyCoats: TIFU by coughing too early
...and in the wrong direction.
Last night I mastered the fine art of disguising a fart with a cough, I was killing it. If disguising a fart with a cough was an internationally recognised sport I was ready to represent my country. All was going well until I got into bed with my... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1421849423 | 1421876845 | t3_2t66aa | t5_2to41 | 3 | Knowingthebiblefail: TIFU by not knowing how Adam and Eve Sinned.
So this was maybe 5/6 years ago when I was about 11.
Backstory: I don't really believe in god, but I do believe in a higher force out there. I never really learned what happened with Adam and Even after they ate the apple. I picked up a child book abou... | 3 | 1 | |
1421853535 | 1421914894 | t3_2t6dly | t5_2to41 | 26 | shortdude1: TIFU By leaving an empty box next to my parked car
This actually happened in the summer of 2010. First post, sorry if it's not very well written.
Background - I was working for a construction QA/QC company doing compaction testing of Asphalt for a roadway near the hospital in town. Compaction testing is do... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1421851976 | 1421858943 | t3_2t6alz | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU: By not keeping my temper in check NSFW
I am a female version of J.D from Scrubs with a male janitor at work (an assisted living facility) who hates me and I equally dislike him.
When I first met him he would try to flirt and made comments such as "if I had known it was your birthday I would have given... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1421855467 | 1421856362 | t3_2t6hf9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | skrilly01: Tifu by taking my pants off
0Aaron: don't try and fool the internet man, it's ok if you tommy the tank from time to time
skrilly01: What?? This is true
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421856034 | 1421857724 | t3_2t6im3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | _im_a_monkey_: TIFU by trying to be fit
TheBumPirate: Serves you right for trying to better yourself!
_im_a_monkey_: I flew too close to the sun, and have learned my lesson.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421855891 | 1421920952 | t3_2t6ia3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | t_kennedy_95: TIFU by quoting a movie.
So today I woke to the delightful sound of knocking at my bedroom door. I dragged myself from bed, got dressed and opened to the sight of two plain dressed police officers. Let me get this straight I am VERY unaccustomed to attention from the police so I was shaken immediately. On... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1421856056 | 1421871106 | t3_2t6inc | t5_2to41 | 322 | TheGreatJohnny: TIFU by mistaking a random girl for my ex-girlfriend
GuyInOPsStory: 1. You could have invited the mother to join in the fun. It´s called being polite.
2. If the mom wasn´t hot, girls tend to take after their mothers.. SO GET OUT OF THERE!
TheGreatJohnny: In fact, the mom was looking great for her age,... | 8 | 40.25 | |
1421855304 | 1421863003 | t3_2t6h2w | t5_2to41 | 5 | brockeyboy: TIFU by sending a picture of my penis to the wrong picture
RedColorado: Maybe she will touch it a little.
JANUS7: Maybe they're just meeting for some kisses
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421857034 | 1421858023 | t3_2t6koc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU my job interview
Dyesce_: Oh no!
I'm sorry that went so bad. You panicked.
In hindsight you will realize that you could have washed the shirt with water and soap against the smell and just tucked it into your pants and while the moist spot would have been uncomfortable nobody would have been the wi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421857328 | 1421887765 | t3_2t6l8p | t5_2to41 | 5,439 | BolognaFlavored: TIFU by not changing the name on my personal hotspot and getting my school evacuated
So a little background first: I'm on my school's student council, and today was our Junior Prom assembly. We had a lot going on, much of it relying on a fast internet connection to work (live cameras streamed over Appl... | 13 | 418.384615 | |
1421858224 | 1421858859 | t3_2t6n3i | t5_2to41 | 14 | Circasftw: TIFU by smashing up the truck my dad is in love with.
Now lets get started and just say I am very privileged to be driving the truck that I get to drive. It is a nice truck has new lights in it, nice black rims, not gimmicky looking and he lets me drive it all the time since he gets a vehicle from work. Seri... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1421858149 | 1421987002 | t3_2t6my3 | t5_2to41 | 935 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my boyfriend's phone for him while I drove to work
Happened this morning and I just feel super bad.
So a couple days ago, my boyfriend left his wallet in my car. I leave for work 2 hours before him so he was still snuggled up in bed when I was leaving. He asked me to leave it in his car ... | 10 | 93.5 | |
1421858793 | 1421859593 | t3_2t6o8b | t5_2to41 | 71 | mcfuddlebutt: TIFU by getting cute with my new boss
I'm an I.T. manager for a fairly large company. Last July our Executive Director retired after 25 years with the company. While I've been involved with the company for 8 years, I'm actually one of the newest people working here. We have a pretty good office where we h... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1421857480 | 1421859866 | t3_2t6ljz | t5_2to41 | 8 | d3m1123: TIFU by not doing the dishes
so my boss decided to leave me in the shit at work, Im a chef. I have 100+ cover within an hour and I have no stock level and so after getting through the worst shift of my life there was was the never ending piles of dirty dishes and pan to clean. Id been working since 9am that mo... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421858876 | 1421879607 | t3_2t6ofh | t5_2to41 | 22 | blazingeye: TIFU by trying to quit smoking
somnodoc: This is actually a good sign you're starting to form a stomach ulcer. Stop treating your body like trash...
DroopingWizardSLEEVE: Actually you're an idiot... If he had a stomach ulcer or any bleeding in the upper digestive system the blood would be tar black not fl... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1421859311 | 1421940966 | t3_2t6pb8 | t5_2to41 | 493 | MikeINOPKS: TIFU by signing an email "Best retards," instead of "Best regards,"
I sent an email to a c-suite exec at an important client of mine and signed off the email as "Best retards," instead of "Best regards,". Didn't notice until I read his reply email. Not sure if he noticed or not.
mightydeez: No worries. So... | 9 | 54.777778 | |
1421859595 | 1421935057 | t3_2t6pxi | t5_2to41 | 4 | electronicwuss: TIFU by telling this guy about some girl's extensive vaginal hair
So today my buddy at lunch tells me all about this slutty girl that sends nudes on the regular. He mentioned one nude in particular where her bush was looking none too pleasant. We had a good laugh and then I remember that a buddy of mine... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1421859207 | 1421861535 | t3_2t6p2u | t5_2to41 | 6 | bigaltheterp: TIFU by gently leaning against a cake with chocolate icing
I drove to school a little early to pick the kids up as they would be walkers and I was eager to meet them at the door when they were let out and give them a ride home. A few other parents were waiting as well for their kids as usual. The parent... | 3 | 2 | |
1421860324 | 1421874185 | t3_2t6rj4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Jwaise95: TIFU because of a cheating ex-girlfriend and now I have no clue what to do!
Okay so here's my version of the story!
Back in May 2014 my girlfriend of 4 and a half years broke up with me, she had no real reason she just found any old excuse to break up with me. at the time I thought our relationship was cement... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1421861268 | 1421861889 | t3_2t6tm2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | jimthmopsons: TIFU by dropping my piss-bottle down the stairs
Jorge_McFly: Stop pissing in a bottle like a truck driver.
jimthmopsons: I'm well aware that I'm a disgusting human being.
| 3 | 4 | |
1421861119 | 1421864992 | t3_2t6t9i | t5_2to41 | 5 | mightydeez: TIFU by making refried beans
(Yesterday)
I decided to make refried beans as part of dinner. Finished preparing them and they were satisfactorily edible. I had to take one of my kids to an appointment before dinner, so I put a lid on the pot, turned off the heat and headed out the door. Except the turning o... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421862800 | 1421864988 | t3_2t6x1c | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out this girl I met is a whore
I'm a single 25 year old male and I've been single for a long time. So like most people in my situation I started online dating. That was fucking two years ago... I never realized how hard it would be to get dates on an online dating site. I little over three we... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1421858230 | 1421863970 | t3_2t6n3u | t5_2to41 | 2 | someoneofimportance: TIFU by kicking out a girl from my apartment for not liking me.
guthepenguin: I stereotypically imagine this in my head as you two having a good date and then sitting Downton Abbey style (I've never even watched it, though) for a "spot o' tea".
someoneofimportance: Pretty much, except no banging
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421863721 | 1421869171 | t3_2t6z5s | t5_2to41 | 10 | FrancescoTottii: TIFU by helping a lost dog.
I came home to a big Staffy sitting on my front lawn, I couldnt see it's owners anywhere and I'd waited outside for a while and it was starting to get dark so I decided to bring it inside and lock it in my back garden until we found the owner. I reported it to the ranger and... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421864309 | 1421905403 | t3_2t70io | t5_2to41 | 271 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the nice bathroom
This DID happen today.
Every morning breakfast is a little baggie of cereal and a fruit, usually a banana (picky fruit eater). I try to eat healthy at work because home = sweets & junk food get rekt I’m gaming.
Anyway, today I was in a rush and didn’t have time to b... | 6 | 45.166667 | |
1421864436 | 1421898200 | t3_2t70se | t5_2to41 | 364 | oldpervert15: TIFU by molesting my 'daughter' in public
Yesterday I was out grocery shopping with my girlfriend, a usually boring weekly ritual, blissfully unaware I was about to be accused of being a child molestor.
First off, I'm 37 and my girlfriend is 22. I know it's unusual but it works for us since she's very em... | 6 | 60.666667 | |
1421864515 | 1421867159 | t3_2t70zh | t5_2to41 | 145 | Masarak: TIFU by showering a disabled child with stones and then knocking myself out in my GF's bathroom (maybe [NSFW])
There's me, on my way home from work in my car which is a Maxda RX8 (for those that don't know the car, it's RWD) when I pull up behind the traffic that's queueing up to the lights. I start fiddling a... | 7 | 20.714286 | |
1421864680 | 1425348229 | t3_2t71e6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | _ItsAllRelative: TIFU by hand carrying cards against humanity at the airport
This just happened. I bought cards against humanitys five expansions, as well as crabs adjust humiditys four expansions, and didn't want to risk them getting damaged on my flight back home so I hand carried them. As I'm walking through the sec... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1421864934 | 1421866590 | t3_2t720l | t5_2to41 | 5 | Buckethead35: TIFU by looking for guitar slides.
The guy said I could just open the package try the slide in the store.
The slide was too small for my finger.
TL;DR: Got my finger stuck in a guitar slide.
joeldare: Pictures or it didn't happen.
Also, how did you get it off? Did we have to call emergency responders... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421865490 | 1421868445 | t3_2t73dq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a coward
So, I'll just get into this, I'm in grade 10 and like this girl. We talk sometimes at lunch and whatever. Throughout the semester, we've only had English together (and lunch of course, we have English after lunch, but someone made a mistake on my timetable so I had to go to guidance to... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421866820 | 1421953242 | t3_2t76fn | t5_2to41 | 7 | Apollo506: TIFU by turning off my car while it was in drive.
andrewps87: I don't get it? What actually went wrong?
JaysRooted: You can't start cars in drive. There's a safety switch that prevents it from happening.
andrewps87: So it wasn't a problem? Just set it correctly and drive about your day, simple.
Or did havi... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421866289 | 1421870495 | t3_2t757a | t5_2to41 | 10 | OopsieTA: TIFU by leaving a book titled, "No More Psychopaths" at my ex-boyfriend's place.
I just recently went through a breakup of an almost 10 year relationship. In effort to help me work through some of my concerns and issues with the past, one of my friends gave me a stack of relationship books. One of those books... | 5 | 2 | |
1421867854 | 1421868471 | t3_2t78qs | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my black co-worker in a Choke Hold
I have a buddy that works with me, he's a black Nigerian man and we get along great and joke around all the time. (I'm basic white guy)
Today as I was passing through the common area/lunch room I noticed he was in there staring at the microwave as his food ... | 3 | 3 | |
1421865440 | 1421870279 | t3_2t738y | t5_2to41 | 6 | heyjorge01: TIFU by sitting in the empty seats on a busy L car.
So TIFU by hopping on the L and sitting in an empty row of seats. I have lived in Chicago for a long time now, but I have never had an issue with the other passengers on the L system until today. Across from me was a homeless man (or woman) wrapped head ... | 3 | 2 | |
1421868494 | 1421888999 | t3_2t7a45 | t5_2to41 | 5 | GnarlyBellyButton69: TIFU by slapping my manboobs.
I'm a senior in High School, male, because this is important later, and i was kidding around with some friends in study hall, but I did something that caught the teacher's attention. Now she's like an oldbag, so she's irritable about everything. I slapped my chest like... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421868763 | 1421879543 | t3_2t7arw | t5_2to41 | 9 | zupzupzupta: TIFU by having dinner with friends
I usually go out to eat with friends and whatnot, and we always split the bill as usual. Everyone just comes together to eat, chat, have a good time.
My friend decides to have dinner at a very peculiar place. Very tiny with a hipster vibe. Old fashioned in a way. It's hi... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421868685 | 1421878412 | t3_2t7akx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally giving myself an enema.
JaysRooted: Well that was a funny and entertaining story...but this will probably be removed quickly as it's about an underaged you, and poop, oh and also sexual (ish) so you'll have my comment to keep you company til it vanishes.
yocheckoutmyaltcodes: I don't th... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1421868487 | 1421875110 | t3_2t7a3l | t5_2to41 | 48 | tifulinux: TIFU By not checking my texts before sending them....
I'm a teacher at church, and we have a text message board (really just a group mms) where we do announcements and such. I wrote a lengthy message on Docs and thought I copied to clipboard to paste and send. Typically, I would paste and send in one fluid m... | 3 | 16 | |
1421869050 | 1421946900 | t3_2t7bez | t5_2to41 | 334 | Identify_the_feel: TIFU by making a toddler vomit because I honked my car horn
Happened less than 10 minutes ago. On my way to class I was on a road which is very poorly maintained (pot holes, snow, uneven, lots of sharp curves), a toddler suddenly ran to the end of a driveway and stuck his hand out, as signalling to s... | 10 | 33.4 | |
1421869552 | 1421869813 | t3_2t7ci5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | BleedingRadiator: TIFU by melting Babywell cheese wax
To begin with, I like melting wax, it is an inexpensive hobby and my fingers get all gloopy and shit, I'm so mature. Anyway, I was rather Hungry for I had just watched the entirety of Black Adder the 2nd with no breaks. So naturally I was rather hungry. Fast Forward... | 3 | 1 | |
1421869761 | 1421944158 | t3_2t7czk | t5_2to41 | 384 | jhonatanescudero: TIFU by having my girlfriend confess to me she did in fact cheat on me
I pulled the whole "I know what you did, please don't deny it." move on my girlfriend in hopes that she would tell me a small secret I didn't know about her. I told her I had evidence on my phone and that she should just tell me th... | 10 | 38.4 | |
1421870688 | 1421872094 | t3_2t7bdy | t5_2to41 | 3 | Lolerez: But I think my mom had saw it, And took it as a threatening message. Because I don't think she could of seen what I put. "noscope her right in the pussy" does NOT seem something nice. But he said it all, Not me. I wish I could go back
JesusDactyl: Would it make it better if I no-scoped your mom in the pussy. I... | 3 | 1 | |
1421865484 | 1421949442 | t3_2t73d5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | mysticaltea: TIFU by sitting next to my friend in class.
Today, in English, my teacher used 9/11 poems as a way of teaching us how to use a bigger variety of powerful vocabulary. She also decides to show us a mini History Channel documentary of it. Take in note, my friend, let's call him Joe, is the class clown... and ... | 10 | 1 | |
1421870019 | 1421871690 | t3_2t7dkz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by snapchatting My friends at 2 in the morning.
So this happened a week ago but I didn't realise the full scale until today. I've been seeing this girl for about a month now and everything is great. I'm really falling for this girl in a way i've never Done before and My friends apparently could see it '... | 3 | 1 | |
1421869851 | 1421872405 | t3_2t7d6l | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be smooth
So I've recently been trying to work some magic on this beautiful girl I hang out with. (She seems to be interested in me as well) I pick her up after work (10 pm) and we go to a mutual friends house. The night is going by great and it's time to leave. We say our goodbyes and go j... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421870139 | 1421871879 | t3_2t7dv3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a weak stomach
I can handle my liquor pretty well, never had any problems before with throwing up or anything like that however I have a very weak stomach when it comes to throwing up and that's where I will start. My friend threw a small party at her house it was fun at first everyone was dri... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421870313 | 1421927654 | t3_2t7e95 | t5_2to41 | 17 | cecilkami: TIFU by telling my buddy's girlfriend how I really feel
Ok so I have this friend let's call him mr.smith and he got a girlfriend mrs.smith(you'll understand the mrs. later). so for the first they I met him and her(I've met both the same day) I knew she deserved a lot more than this guy, he wasn't a bad guy b... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1421871112 | 1421875868 | t3_2t7g68 | t5_2to41 | 22 | StraightIntoTheGSpot: [NSFW]TIFU by having a sexual videogame name
Today i fucked up.This is my first fuckup on reddit and maybe my 10th post so please don't judge me.
For a few days, me and my buddies have been playing Warcraft 3 multiplayer.
And to be funny, i decided to name myself StraightIntoTheGSpot.
Now, this... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1421871186 | 1421871605 | t3_2t7gcj | t5_2to41 | 7 | NoctRly: TIFU by attending a Job Orientation
I'm a 23 year old female looking for a job. I've been struggling trying to find decent jobs in my area, but found a, what it seemed to be, too good to be true employer. Before I went, I asked the typical things that anyone would ask an employer before sending in their resume... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421871591 | 1421894078 | t3_2t7ha1 | t5_2to41 | 88 | aars3000: TIFU by helping out a neighbour in need...
So, today I fucked up. A bit of a back story, I moved into my own place alone about a year ago. It's rented out to me by my boss, so he charges me a discounted rate, so I don't mind it being in a bit of a rough area. On the first day of me moving here, I pulled up to... | 6 | 14.666667 | |
1421871793 | 1421882289 | t3_2t7hqb | t5_2to41 | 13 | whiskey_coca_cola: TIFU by drinking whiskey and coke
Quick background, $girl is a girl that I have liked for 6.5 years, $aussieboy is her current beau (he is from Australia).
The following story was copy-pasted from IRC where I originally told it.
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I enjoy whiskey and coke, but I usually only drink one or two, ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1421872268 | 1421966399 | t3_2t7iuz | t5_2to41 | 303 | putfoodinmymouth: TIFU by cock blocking.
Last night I attended a tiny social gathering at my friends place. After conquering half a handle of sea grams sweet tea vodka I made myself at home on one of the two couches and passed out.
I woke up today vaguely remembering being yelled at last night. For what? I had no idea... | 7 | 43.285714 | |
1421872647 | 1421875558 | t3_2t7jq4 | t5_2to41 | 49 | dopefiendeddie: TIFU by leaving my wallet at home.
So I left for school, not realizing I had forgotten anything. After I left my lecture class I went to the bathroom to take a dump. As I'm leavinv the bathroom, I check to make sure I have all my crap (keys, cell phone, ect.) and realize my wallet's not in my back pocke... | 10 | 4.9 | |
1421873360 | 1421874071 | t3_2t7lc8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Distuted: tifu by being a little mad.
I'm a freshman at a high school (where unnecessary, stupid drama occurs) and i'm in art class next to my friend. She asks me for help on her vase and i shaped it out for her. My teacher comes and says "Don't touch her work!" and I reply "She asked me to help her." She turns to my f... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421873534 | 1421874576 | t3_2t7lq1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading reddit... I'm Zack
Clungelord: I haven't been in Zacks shoes, you cunt
HipstersaurusRex001: Good! They probably smell like lie and deceit.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421866927 | 1421877235 | t3_2t76on | t5_2to41 | 11 | IjustsawHalleysComet: TIFU by accidentally making a gross comment before taking the GRE
I was in the waiting room with my paperwork almost finished. Just a few more questions and I would be good to enter the testing room. Unfortunately, it was at this moment that my stomach decided to let me know how it truly felt. ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421874095 | 1421888075 | t3_2t7myz | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being trapped in a satanists closet.
First time poster .This is a good one. This didn't happen today, rather back in mid-October. I had just begun settling into a new school as a senior and was eager to meet new friends. A kid I had met (lets call him Nate) was one of those political punks, wearing a... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1421873266 | 1421874733 | t3_2t7l4r | t5_2to41 | 1 | ired_it: TIFU by losing the receipt for my textbooks.
So my first day of class started yesterday, and I bought a new textbook for my programming class. Come to find out, the previous version of the textbook that I already have somewhere would have sufficed, since apparently it is exactly the same.
For my math class w... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1421874853 | 1421878377 | t3_2t7orb | t5_2to41 | 7 | xxxMONGOBONGOxxx: TIFU by breaking an irreplaceable vase
For quite some time in my house there has been some trouble and arguments caused by computers. I'm 17 and my brother is 15 and we are both avid pc gamers. Our parents, mostly my mother say we "morph" and become aggressive when we play video games; however this is... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421874444 | 1421981561 | t3_2t7nsm | t5_2to41 | -22 | pyrowolf8: [meta][serious][brackets] We're looking for mods!
cojoco: I've modded many contentious subs and am happy to mod any sub according to its rules (so long as I don't have to be a total Nazi).
This gig looks fun.
I hope you'll add me as a mod.
EDIT: Google docs application form?
:OOOOO ?
fritzly: veto'd a... | 15 | -1.466667 | |
1421874501 | 1421901979 | t3_2t7nx7 | t5_2to41 | 455 | SBreian: TIFU by mistaking GF's dad for bro
So this didn't really happen today, but last weekend. I just started seeing this girl, and we were invited to this huge party and decided to sleep over at her place after. This would be my first time spending the night at her place, second time meeting her parents, which are ... | 8 | 56.875 | |
1421874769 | 1421875866 | t3_2t7okf | t5_2to41 | 5 | KapeRaudSquillas: TIFU by over-manscaping.
This is a fucking tragedy. Don't make the same mistakes I have.
I decided about an hour ago that I would basically give my whole groin area a thorough cleanin', so I got the scissors and my trimmer and went about it. Fuck up number one was trimming my pubes slightly too short... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421875116 | 1421882215 | t3_2t7pdn | t5_2to41 | 11 | tronkittah: TIFU by giving myself options
So, I recently decided to attempt to start dating again after a long recovery period following my most recent relationship. I work a fairly busy schedule that typically results in me not getting out a lot in situations where I might meet someone, so I decided to try online dati... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421875539 | 1422089035 | t3_2t7qe9 | t5_2to41 | 549 | WoahhhManRelax: TIFU by insulting a cute girl with a birth defect in front of 30+ people.
Well, I don't think I've ever been more embarrassed in my entire life.
Ok. I had this extremely difficult Spanish test today for a college Spanish course that took us all a few hours. Many of my friends completed the test early... | 11 | 49.909091 | |
1421876277 | 1421907729 | t3_2t7s36 | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too lazy to walk to the bathroom
This FU just happened. I got back in my dorm room. I'd been holding in my pee for the bulk of the day. The bathroom is probably 20 feet down the hall. I saw a nearly empty bottle of old mountain dew among the other objects on my desk. I decided to pee into that ... | 5 | 7 | |
1421876748 | 1421886121 | t3_2t7t3z | t5_2to41 | 8 | thesheldor96: TIFU by going to my math lecture
I've been a long time lurker of TIFU and i thought I would share this.
This actually did happen today.
So I've missed my Monday math lecture (for reasons that I won't be explaining) and since my professor also teaches a wednesday lecture, I thought I would go to that one.... | 4 | 2 | |
1421875916 | 1422025466 | t3_2t7r8x | t5_2to41 | 3 | goddammitdan: TIFU I spilled water all over my shirt at work. fuck.
TIFU (just fyi I'm a young guy who works an office job that pays shit) by saying yes to refill the water in our annoying water machine at work for us to drink out of. Of course I walk over there to lift the ridiculously heavy (idk, like 50 gallon?) wat... | 3 | 1 | |
1421877704 | 1421878900 | t3_2t7v9w | t5_2to41 | 7 | polaroid_kidd: TIFU by not checking my smartphone e-mail signature
this happened over the course of several months. I have about 20-40 mins to work depending on traffic/weather/willingness-of-public-transport-to-be-on-time so to get a head start I thought it'd be a good idea to do e-mails from my smartphone while on th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421860211 | 1421879398 | t3_2t6ras | t5_2to41 | 11 | Junk1in1the1front: TIFU: by taking something without knowing what it was
Ok so this is my first TIFU so sorry if the story isn't as nicely done as some of the others I read on here.. It happened about 6 years ago when I was 16. I had been smoking pot for a few months now and was still new to the whole scene. Well I was... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1421877324 | 1421881788 | t3_2t7ued | t5_2to41 | 16 | Dread_Poopsmith: TIFU by not skipping leg day
Today is Wednesday. Wednesday is leg day. I hate leg day, so I hate Wednesdays. I went to the rec center to lift with my friend, and since I go to a fairly large university (~40,000 students) the rec center is real nice. It's got everything. Weights, swimming pool, racquetb... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1421877980 | 1421893896 | t3_2t7vx8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Throwthrowthrowdumb: TIFU by becoming attached to A guy I've been chatting with
I'm a huge f-up as I became attached to a guy I've been chatting and sexting with for over a week. I feel a mental and sexual attraction to him, but I f-ed up again by googling him and finding out he's engaged. I can't judge, bc I'm in a ba... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421878732 | 1421878930 | t3_2t7xmf | t5_2to41 | 12 | dylanraven: TIFU. I let my 6yr old daughter watch a movie that was way too scary for her.
My daughter is no stranger to scary movies. When she was 3 we watched Jurassic Park and she loved it. Obviously there are scenes where I need to cover her eyes but otherwise she doesn't have a problem with more adult movies. She's... | 3 | 4 | |
1421877753 | 1422029151 | t3_2t7ve9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | GrundyBomb: TIFU by meeting with my Ex
So here is how i fucked up.
About a month ago my girlfriend broke up with me after finals, she made me wait under tension of her breaking up with me for the whole week. Anyways, today i received a text from her saying that she doesn't want things to be awkward between us. Be... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1421878750 | 1422030384 | t3_2t7xnu | t5_2to41 | 124 | wildebeestdingo: TIFU by giving a mouse a cookie
This morning before classes I was wasting time watching the 6th season of Parks and Rec. Anyhow, a fucking mouse crawls across my laptop. This fucker is huge. Our place is a shithole so I'm used to dealing with the occasional rodent but this one was fucking huge. I immed... | 15 | 8.266667 | |
1421877677 | 1421879634 | t3_2t7v79 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my apartment inspected.
So I move next week and due to the remodel after I leave, they sent two guys over to inspect my place and take note of what will need to be updated.
I live alone and cam model so having sex toys laying around is normal. But I made sure to box them up before the inspe... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1421878453 | 1421881015 | t3_2t7wzh | t5_2to41 | 27 | Defenestratia: TIFU by thinking my best friend's mother was hitting on me... and discovering she's a Jehovah's Witness.
This happened about a year ago, but it's still pretty awkward.
I've known my best friend (Craig (an Atheist)) for about 9 years, and used to go round his house a lot. I've always been on good terms w... | 4 | 6.75 |
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