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1424230107 | 1424275621 | t3_2w9tt4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Harry_ginge: TIFU when I got locked out
me and a friend decidedto meet up at the local supermarket to buy noodles at 2am. before leaving my home i forgot to check the back door to see if it was unlocked as always. after coming home from buying my shit, i carefully lean up to the door to open it. Nothing, I was Fucking ... | 3 | 2 | |
1424230511 | 1424277487 | t3_2w9ul6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MikeLowery23: TIFU by washing my balls
So basically this happened a year ago but now as I look back on it I thought I would share this.
It was a Friday afternoon, I was in the 12th grade and I had PA Day, which basically means no school for students and Teachers have workshops and such.
My friends and I like to pla... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424232857 | 1424234673 | t3_2w9yzt | t5_2to41 | -1 | TheAGG: TIFU by liying to a depressive girl about loving her
So first of all I know I am a terrible human being for doing this but my mates and i just wanted to have a good laugh so I had this girl in my contacts i never really talked to that much but we all knew that she was into me and the stupid teenager I am I deci... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1424233053 | 1424264157 | t3_2w9zcp | t5_2to41 | 5 | iwumbo2: TIFU by saying we shouldn't talk about a dead teacher
So this actually happened a few years ago when I was in elementary school.
A well-liked teacher died. To be honest, I never actually met her at the school, it was my first year there, but I heard she was well-liked by most of her students.
One student dec... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424226201 | 1424240851 | t3_2w9m7k | t5_2to41 | 9 | psychedelicdogs: TIFU by sending a Snapchat
This happened about a half hour ago. Today I was feeling especially down after school, and decided to send a melancholy Snap to a close buddy of mine. We have been good friends for several years and we've always talked to each other when we have issues or problems. Anyways, ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424233997 | 1424297356 | t3_2wa13e | t5_2to41 | 189 | Getnear: TIFU playing Taboo with my family (slightly nsfw)
So there we are, sitting around the table; me, my wife, my MIL, my sisIL, and her boyfriend we just met this weekend. We're playing Taboo, you know, the game where you have to give clues to your team and they have to guess the word. Well, it was my turn to give... | 8 | 23.625 | |
1424233166 | 1424270897 | t3_2w9zko | t5_2to41 | 282 | aherdofwookiees: TIFU by trying to set a record
This happened several years ago, but I thought someone might get enjoyment out of it.
I was extremely excited for the swim meet at Grandview High School. I was having a great season and everything was going my way. What was even better was Grandview had a fairly new poo... | 5 | 56.4 | |
1424235755 | 1424322622 | t3_2wa45q | t5_2to41 | 346 | Rootkit9208: TIFU by giving a man a compliment.
This actually happened about a year ago.
As part of my job as a cashier at a hardware store, I occasionally had to ask for ID when a customer purchased spray paint. Probably because drugs. Who knows? A man came through my line with four cans of, you guessed it, spray pa... | 8 | 43.25 | |
1424235882 | 1424241016 | t3_2wa4do | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my fiancé I love her...
I am outside after 9 hours at work followed by coaching my sons little league team; plus making dinner and baths.
Crack first beer and fiancé comes out and asks if I will do her a favor and run to store. After the obligatory turn head sideways and 'are you serious lo... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424237181 | 1424275258 | t3_2wa6nz | t5_2to41 | 28 | n0surprises: TIFU by cmu,I have a funny story to tell, got accepted by carnegie mellon grad school and got rejected in the morning, what happened in between was legendary.
I got an admit from CMU last night. I was so euphoric that I immediately posted a status on my facebook to let all my friends know that I got accept... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1424236516 | 1424320812 | t3_2wa5he | t5_2to41 | 34 | PM__ME__YOUR__TOES: TIFU by forgetting about room inspection
So, at my college we have random room inspection week, to make sure we're not harboring any illegal paraphernalia (which includes extension cords, candles, hookah, animals, drugs, etc...) Anyway, they tell us the week, but obviously not the time, when two RAs... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1424237112 | 1424256685 | t3_2wa6j0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU Forgetting a 3 year old kid in a racecar
In this TIFU, Chuck E Cheese was invaded by the "Brown Horde", the massive group of 100+ Indians focusing on their kid's tickets over their enjoyment, but who could forget that it was their co-worker's cousin's nephew's bowling rival's sister's kid's birthday? Of... | 3 | 1 | |
1424238076 | 1424241196 | t3_2wa88b | t5_2to41 | 51 | ajent123: TIFU by being a jealous boyfriend
Hey guys. Been lurking for a while, but this has been going on for a while and just got really bad after yesterday, and I need to get it off of my chest.
I've been dating my girlfriend, let's call her Sophie, for 11 months now. I'm a sophomore in college.
She has this fri... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1424236751 | 1424298498 | t3_2wa5wm | t5_2to41 | 8 | Dragonshy_STEAM: TIFU By getting lice.
So, yesterday, I was just fucking around on my computer like i normally do, and my head started to itch, so, Naturally, I scratched it. The itch didn't stop. So i check it out, I have hair Nits. I look further, I have lice. So i go and clean up, get my hair cut to a #2, and go abo... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1424239281 | 1424296659 | t3_2waa5t | t5_2to41 | 70 | bobofthecpu: TIFU by being a good boyfriend by almost being arrested for hurting my girlfriend
Ok, so this happened about 5 years ago in college. I didn't have much experience with girls when I went into college. I met my college girlfriend on my first day in college. Shortly after my dad dropped me off I went into the... | 10 | 7 | |
1424240781 | 1424244637 | t3_2wacfw | t5_2to41 | 111 | scratchy_mcballsy: TIFU by trying to be a responsible adult for once in my life
Tried to keep this short, but I hope you all read through and find it entertaining anyway. I've been staying over my gf's place for the past week or so up until Valentine's Day, so naturally, I came home on Sunday to a messy apartment, no c... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1424237554 | 1424247167 | t3_2wa7c3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | CrunchinMunchin: TIFU by forgetting I was still in school
Well Reddit, my fuck up finally happend. I wasn't sure if this is post worthy, but I feel like someone might find it funny. Sorry for mistakes I'm typing on a phone.
So, My highschool works on block squedule. This means that we have 4 periods a day each being ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424240985 | 1424797223 | t3_2wacqn | t5_2to41 | 74 | TheGenericFemale: TIFU by getting on the front page of reddit.
I don't know how it happened, it was unexpected for me. According to commenters of said post it was because I was "a female who was not unattractive", but I only posted the pic because I am an " attention whore".. apart from the negativity, conversations we... | 11 | 6.727273 | |
1424241617 | 1424243248 | t3_2wadnw | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a beer
So this happened a few years back. I was out with a few friends and we decided after 6 hours of Pacha, when it was actually a good place to be at, we decided to head out and hang out at a friends house. We ended up staying in the living room the rest of the night, constant trips to t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424242988 | 1424326491 | t3_2wafmg | t5_2to41 | 746 | jojobabycarrot: tifu by getting catfished by an air gun slinging. 50 shades hating, tinder date
I have met up with girls from Tinder who looked a lot different than their pictures but I’ve never had a completely different person show up…except once a few months ago. And the catfish part was only the beginning. I had ex... | 9 | 82.888889 | |
1424227726 | 1424245809 | t3_2w9p6r | t5_2to41 | 10 | Sir_Magoo: TIFU by being a forgetful pushover
I work part time front desk at a upscale hotel, and when a guest was checking in they wanted to put a cash deposit. We normally only accept credit cards, but he was very nice and I'm a pushover. After checking in he asked to put his bags in the room, then go to the Atm to t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424243474 | 1424265912 | t3_2wagb0 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my grandma about Fifty Shades of Grey.
This Valentine's Day I received a Target gift card from my grandparents, and being busy the last couple days I hadn't had a chance to call and thank them. I had time tonight, so I rang up the ol' grandma since my grandpa doesn't use phones.
Grandma did... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1424245550 | 1424247322 | t3_2wainq | t5_2to41 | 32 | lemongoat1134: TIFU by trying to get a free $20 Amazon gift card
A few weeks ago I saw that Amazon was giving away $20 gift cards in exchange for signing up for their wedding registry. I'm not getting married, but it seemed like an easy thing to fake. Filling out the information, I entered my name as well as the name o... | 4 | 8 | |
1424246239 | 1424342889 | t3_2wajgc | t5_2to41 | 14 | iamtoastshayna69: TIFU by misunderstanding attendance rules
Yes this happened today but it takes place over the course of two weeks. I am attending an online university, a big one too. I greatly misunderstood what constituted as attendance. I thought I had to participate once a week. Nope, its twice a week. One post on... | 7 | 2 | |
1424246831 | 1424254383 | t3_2wak32 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by working someone elses shift
My cow worker asked me if I would close for her tuesday night and she would work the day shift foe me, Sure I said!
Got therethis afternoon and realized 95% of servers had called in. WTF? just WT the actual F**k so it was a slaughter house, onlything kept me going was I... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1424248162 | 1424293715 | t3_2walez | t5_2to41 | 301 | Bonnieprince: TIFU by texting my ex
Ok so today tifu by sending a text to my ex meant for my current gf.
Me and my ex broke up almost 5 years ago, and she contacted me last week saying she had something she needed to talk to me about in person. Contact had been sporadic over he years but as I broke up with her I felt ... | 7 | 43 | |
1424221609 | 1424287829 | t3_2w9cr9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Dand3li0ncl0ck: TIFU by taking the road most traveled.
This FU has been happening for around the past three years now, a little background. In Junior year of high school we could go to a vocational school and graduate with technical degree and our high school diploma. In tenth grade I visited the school and chose to go... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424251012 | 1424276441 | t3_2wao7z | t5_2to41 | 3,585 | gray_wurm: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I had another girlfriend
Kayceesquish: You'll know you're screwed when your girlfriend starts yelling in Spanish.
AngelhunterUK: Especially if your girlfriend doesn't speak Spanish, then you know that you've truly fucked up.
Ekoserin: Especially **especially** if her eyes roll ... | 18 | 199.166667 | |
1424251815 | 1424256085 | t3_2wap19 | t5_2to41 | 7 | sil_tifu: TIFU by catching feelings
Before starting I just want to say that I would never actually act on these feelings and I'm extremely happy with my life at the moment, however, I don't know how to shake this.
So this happened a short while ago while we were on a family vacation.
Slight back story injection, 1. ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424252264 | 1424263514 | t3_2wapi8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | LOTO-12: TIFU by accidentally giving my friend my password
Watch your windows, kids. I was signing on to a game I regularly play and I had the Steam chat window open right next to it. I must've accidentally switched to selecting the window because when I finished typing my password, I didn't hear the log on confirmatio... | 3 | 1 | |
1424254134 | 1424302546 | t3_2wards | t5_2to41 | 240 | tweak17: TIFU by making an unintended sexual motion to a female coworker. (Slighty NSFW)
I work as a security guard at a mine site and part of my job is to open a gate and let people in and out, record thier license plate and their name.
From where I sit I can see the vehicles comming from a long distance. I went out ... | 5 | 48 | |
1424254899 | 1424559682 | t3_2was67 | t5_2to41 | 8 | NotASir1: TIFU by promoting slavery
Active throwaway because why not.
Today (That's right) during English class we were examining the poem We Are Going, which TL;DR is about how white settlers in 'Straya have been responsible for the stagnation and eventually elimination of Aboriginal culture. The last line of that poe... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424255624 | 1424269068 | t3_2wasuh | t5_2to41 | 16 | GreeniPods: TIFU by accidentally taking weed onto a plain
Like most fuck ups, this didnt happen today, it was probably around a year or so ago, I was living in Denmark at the time where weed is easily availible, and I regularly smoked it with friends. One weekend however instead of just chilling with my friends I visi... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1424241573 | 1424279615 | t3_2wadlr | t5_2to41 | 27 | Thatonewiththeboobs: TIFU by being too generous to a guy with no arms.
Like everyone, I have a wheelhouse, unfortunately for a disabled man's pride, serving proper portions of food is not part of mine.
Let me backtrack a bit here so I can give a little context. I tend bar down at a country restaurant where I special... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1424255062 | 1424260322 | t3_2wascd | t5_2to41 | 3 | postlecunt: Tifu by catching a shiny in class
I was playing Pokemon crystal when I encountered my first ever shiny, a shiny Onix. Now, I'm a a huge Pokemon fan and I've been shiny hunting on ORAS for ages and still I have found nothing, so when I finally caught this Onix I was super stoked so I stood up, ran over to my... | 3 | 1 | |
1424259444 | 1424287979 | t3_2wawpy | t5_2to41 | 4,307 | Jam1402: TIFU by calling my GF something I shouldn't have. Mildly [NSFW]?
teblor: > "Do you like it when I grab your flab you fat whore?"
Jesus fucking Christ.
J-DawgDBZ: God dammit OP
Jogindah: first time an audible "uhh" came out when reading tifu
voteforabetterpotato: I closed my eyes and exhaled when I read it... | 14 | 307.642857 | |
1424259540 | 1424320461 | t3_2wawte | t5_2to41 | 29 | Sid-G-Mon: TIFU by violating a person
This just happened a few hours back, so here it goes.
Today morning like any other morning started off with me jogging with my friend. Lets call him Jerry. so me and jerry are jogging around the park, all was going well until jerry pointed at a person and said said "Doesn't that lo... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1424262938 | 1424425594 | t3_2wb0r4 | t5_2to41 | 65 | dannyf94: TIFU by not locking the door to my room
Happened just a few hours ago. I just had finished dropping no.2's in the loo. I dried myself up and sat on my computer chair butt naked. Now, it's not what you think. I was just casually browsing youtube and reddit when my little brother came rushing into my room witho... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1424262694 | 1424290337 | t3_2wb0fx | t5_2to41 | 10 | afrothunder93: TIFU by freeballing in boxers (maybe nsfw?)
So after I had a shower tonight, I realised that the underwear I'd taken with me to the shower actually had a hole in it. "Oh well" I thought, I don't really need them anyway. I proceeded to put on the random pair of comfortable shorts I'd taken with me and wea... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424266470 | 1424293354 | t3_2wb5gn | t5_2to41 | 48 | Shitdayson: TIFU by going out to hangout with an old friend
Today I fucked up by thinking I could have a fun day hanging out with an old friend in the city. Plan was simple, meet up, hangout, spend the night and catch the train in the morning. This is one of my oldest remaining best friends, someone I've always conside... | 4 | 12 | |
1424269114 | 1424299472 | t3_2wb9gw | t5_2to41 | 2,226 | champagne_shower: TIFU by asking if my dad likes BJ's
My dad just had a birthday and I had no idea what to gift him. I was scanning Groupon/Living Social for ideas and stumbled across a deal for a BJ's membership (do you see where this is going?). I know he is a Costco man, but he also has a weird fondness for grocer... | 13 | 171.230769 | |
1424268820 | 1424319333 | t3_2wb8y7 | t5_2to41 | 380 | Rhaiythe: TIFU by accepting a job.
So this happened a week ago but I'm paying for it today. Last week I had a job interview and ended up getting the job. The interviewer notices my last name and asks if I'm related to someone. I say yes and it turns out that he knows my sister. Apparently they went to school together a... | 7 | 54.285714 | |
1424269521 | 1424301820 | t3_2wba6l | t5_2to41 | 68 | ValentineDean: TIFU by making a terrible judgement call on what film to see at the cinema.
So I have just come out of the cinema and I am rueing my film of choice to see.
I was booked in to do a double shift at work today but the first shift got cancelled. However I had already made my way into the city and my home is... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1424270726 | 1424277230 | t3_2wbca0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | valentinesthrowaway2: TIFU by not getting an erection
HelpImAPencil: If this is a true story, my condolences for your loss of manhood. That card is revoked from you until you redeem yourself m8
valentinesthrowaway2: Haha, well I did feel very emasculated.
ResistingTemptation: Do you watch too much porn? Perhaps it's p... | 6 | 3 | |
1424270896 | 1424334934 | t3_2wbckr | t5_2to41 | 364 | hydrogenitalia: TIFU by showing my wife my To Do List.
I maintain an organized To Do list, with a list for Career, Continuing Education, Home, Friends, etc. One such list is Wife, and the first item on that list is "Tell her that I love her". It's a starred item. I did that so that I could be reminded to randomly say t... | 7 | 52 | |
1424271658 | 1424279286 | t3_2wbdwe | t5_2to41 | 13 | Dan007121: TIFU by not realizing it was a group chat
So, this literally just happened. You know how on the new iOS you can swipe down from the top to respond to a text? Well, if you didn't know, you can. So I got a test from my mom saying that my aunt was going into surgery for the cancer they found today in about an h... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1424273370 | 1424304791 | t3_2wbh7s | t5_2to41 | 3,495 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a picture of the religious police with the flash on
CONTEXT:
So basically i live in saudi arabia (Lucky me) and im the prime target for the religious police, a male saudi teenager. as you might know saudi arabia is a strictly muslim country, so that means every single store closes 5 times a da... | 21 | 166.428571 | |
1424275000 | 1424477751 | t3_2wbklg | t5_2to41 | 5 | babywenttoamsterdam: TIFU by getting high with a girl from Tinder on my rooftop and talking politics
Like everybody else, I am obsessed with TIFU and read it on the regular. I never thought that I'd have anything worth posting, but then I came across some Tinder posts and thought that I'd share a recent event.
First I... | 5 | 1 | |
1424275324 | 1424275906 | t3_2wblbk | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning my microwave
I was hungry so instead of cooking something I went for the crappy microwave food. The instructions said I needed to add water but I was so hungry I wanted it to be done quickly so I totally forgot the water, put it in the microwave and left. After a few minutes the platic contai... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1424275294 | 1424285260 | t3_2wbl8v | t5_2to41 | 1 | goddammitdan: TIFU by farting in my car, like(skins british accent) multiple times. MULTIPLE
To picture in your mind because I hate when posts do not clarify if the user who f'd up is a boy or girl, and you have to find out later or there possibly gay, it just totally fucks up the story I place in my mind of these hila... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1424274964 | 1424278240 | t3_2wbkij | t5_2to41 | 6 | Whiskey1994: TIFU by leaving the cat out with the new puppy
This happened about 2 weeks ago. My family recently got a new puppy and we were in the process of house training and all that crap. My parents work every day and I'm a full time college student and athlete so we're all gone quite a bit. With this being the cas... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424276782 | 1424295290 | t3_2wbodv | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [TIFU] by reading TIFU at school
So it's about 10:30 in my school and I have an assignment that requires me to use my phone to read about Ancient Greece. So being a normal kid I decided to surf reddit, specifically TIFU. Now when I read reddit I look for the funniest most fucked up posts on the website. As I... | 3 | 3 | |
1424275492 | 1424311579 | t3_2wblnq | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU By Losing My Pajamas to My Sister
Okay, this didn't happen today. But I had to confess this to somebody. When I was 10 years old, my older sister (16 at the time) was on the phone with her crush, and I grabbed the phone and said "You're a LOSER!" and hung up.
Well, I learned not to mess with people big... | 5 | 12 | |
1424276617 | 1424446629 | t3_2wbo0l | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By Needing to Be Nosey
So, this fuck up did happen today. About 10 minutes ago to be exact.
Backstory: I work for a business owned by three women who provide services to mentally unstable kids. I'm the office manager and I've been working for them going on 5 years now.
The fuck up: I had to update s... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1424275546 | 1424324570 | t3_2wblrk | t5_2to41 | 3,395 | upvoteturtle: TIFU by being an oblivious father
It wasn't today, but valentines day I'm out shopping long stem roses for the missus, and my three little girls. I'm aiming for Dad of the year, so I know that each rose needs to be completely unique (heaven forbid sisters get the same rose), which leads me to selecting 4 ... | 11 | 308.636364 | |
1424278006 | 1424296449 | t3_2wbr4n | t5_2to41 | 18 | HoustonTunes: TIFU by not realizing I had made my flight reservation for the wrong weekend
So I am supposed to go to Wisconsin this weekend for a hop growing class. I made a reservation back in December with Dela, and promptly forgot about it.
Today I decide to check my email connected to the reservation, and see an e... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1424278236 | 1424380460 | t3_2wbrme | t5_2to41 | 135 | hillyownedyou: TIFU by buying break up flowers
obligatory this is from a few years back...
So during a rough patch in my relationship (fighting more often than usual whether I did something stupid or she was being irrational) I decided to be a good boyfriend and buy her flowers and apologize for whatever we were fight... | 12 | 11.25 | |
1424278486 | 1424279519 | t3_2wbs6z | t5_2to41 | 11 | misterdabson: TIFU By going frisbee golfing
Not a recent fuck up but this was back in high school. I was playing frisbee golf and getting high with some friends pretty close to the high school that I was going to. All of the sudden a massive urge to shit hit me and I thought it'd go away but no, this shit wanted out, a... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424279615 | 1424339847 | t3_2wbupf | t5_2to41 | 489 | DobbyIsABird: TIFU by trying to surprise my boyfriend (Mildly NSFW)
Per the usual this was not today, this was Valentine's Day. A little bit of background: I am in general a nudist in my own home and my family knows it based on jokes made by my friends etc. So, it is Valentine's Day and I decide to make my boyfriend br... | 10 | 48.9 | |
1424279980 | 1424281655 | t3_2wbvlb | t5_2to41 | 13 | Dinohhsaur: TIFU By losing my virginity. (Maybe NSFW)
So I guess I knew I fucked up when I realized I only met the girl 5 days ago. I had surgery and was fucked up on painkillers and I was alone on valentines day. I ended up messaging her and we hung out. I shouldve stopped after we kissed, only knowing her for a day.
... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1424280644 | 1424318806 | t3_2wbx2l | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing high school juniors to BDSM pics in US History class.
I’m a second-year high school history teacher, and this morning I made a terrible mistake. The worst part is that I totally should have seen it coming, but I was foggy with lack of sleep. In US History class, we are studying Reconstructio... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1424281272 | 1424307138 | t3_2wbyg8 | t5_2to41 | 219 | NocteCorvus: TIFU by telling my teacher I watched pr0n
This happened about 12 years ago, when I was in grade 3.
Email was the new thing that everyone had, and I was gloating about how I had one, and how I could email my friends and family across the world.
Like any typical school day, my grade 3 teacher greets all ... | 5 | 43.8 | |
1424280480 | 1424303511 | t3_2wbwp5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | chemicalcatalyst77: TIFU by apologizing to my crush
So this literally just happened. I had been messaging my crush and asked for her permission to post a picture online that we had taken with some friends. She said it was fine as long as it was a good one, and I (trying to be all witty and charming) responded with a ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424282785 | 1424286798 | t3_2wc1uq | t5_2to41 | 14 | i-like-doodoo: TIFU by playing fireworks
As you know, it's the start of Chinese New Year. My family owns a lot of dogs so there's mainly dog shit everywhere on the grass. I proceeded to run across the grass, carefully avoiding the "shit" as I bend down to set the fireworks, light it and do this and that. After a while ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1424280359 | 1424360527 | t3_2wbwg8 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Flintlock_: TIFU by leaving my phone on a train
a little backstory.
My dad is great. He helped me find an apartment, helped me with my resume, and if I needed anything, he was there. so during the time when I was unemployed, he'd let me use his debit card number to get a pizza or a e-train ticket, when I needed. He's... | 3 | 6 | |
1424283340 | 1424318904 | t3_2wc35v | t5_2to41 | 36 | Alpha-Leader: TIFU by calling my employee fat.
So I have been on back to back business trips and vacation so I have been out of the office. While I was out of the office I let my employee use it and be acting manager for the weeks that I was gone. We talk a lot and she is always telling me how she is trying to diet, a... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1424283121 | 1424331271 | t3_2wc2ni | t5_2to41 | 78 | fireshard: Tifu by exposing my cousins cheating girlfriend.
My cousin, who is my best friend and I have known for my entire life is completely destroyed. He goes to university while I am at community with his NOW ex gf and I caught her in scandalous positions three times in two days. I first caught her the Friday befor... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1424280126 | 1424284402 | t3_2wbvww | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By eating at a friends birthday.
This TIFU, like most, happened a few years ago. It was 2 years after I came from Korea to Canada, (My mom's korean, my dad is canadian), and I got invited to my first birthday party.
Now here in Canada, (Montreal, Quebec) we have this thing called a Poutine. It's frenc... | 3 | 2 | |
1424283996 | 1424300574 | t3_2wc4r0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | somerandombot: TIFU by trying to scare a woman at night
Background: Me and my friend were playing pranks on people at night who come to walk down after meals at around 11:30 pm.
Am pretty tall for a 15 year old(6'3) and have a rather huge presence
I was wearing the mask of V from V for Vendetta and was in Full Black.... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1424285013 | 1424285452 | t3_2wc6zh | t5_2to41 | 6 | TIFUTA1: [TIFU] By snapchatting on a treadmill
Today, I went to the gym, did my leg day workout, then abs, then started running. By the time I hit half a mile I was already pretty tired so I wanted to get the workout done quickly, I turned the speed up a bit in order to get it over with (some regrets). While coming up ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424284997 | 1424310923 | t3_2wc6yd | t5_2to41 | 444 | tifupimplepop: TIFU by texting my husband
So, I've had this pimple on my mons pubis for awhile. It hasn't been ready to pop for some time now. As I was taking a shower today, I noticed it was finally ready.
There was a such a feeling of relief and satisfaction after I popped that sucker, that I had to text my husband... | 12 | 37 | |
1424286179 | 1424289381 | t3_2wc9nc | t5_2to41 | -7 | [deleted]: TIFU By assuming anti-vaxxers were exclusively American.
I am a student teacher, today I was with a group of other teachers in a class discussing **Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)** and what kind of strategies we could put in place within a classroom to care for these pupils with ASD.
Part of the class was a... | 7 | -1 | |
1424286387 | 1424288706 | t3_2wca5e | t5_2to41 | 6 | Poodle04: TIFU by getting McDonalds
I want to start off by saying that this is my first time posting, so hang with me.
This FU happened last night at around 11:30pm while I was coming back from a beer league hockey game and wanted to have a late night snack of some nuggets and fries.
Im ordering my food when I see I ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424286493 | 1424292341 | t3_2wcadr | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU My girl is pregnant, even though her tubes were tied and burnt.
So today I am working from home, my girl walks in and says "Are you sitting down?"
She puts a positive pregnancy test down in front of me. The hair on my body started to stand, my emotions and thoughts started to ponder. "Wow" I thought. ... | 11 | 9 | |
1424287050 | 1424290720 | t3_2wcbpp | t5_2to41 | 17 | CapitalY_: TIFU by taking a "2 hour" hike down Mount Olympus
Context: So I was in Greece as part of an ACMUN trip there provided by my school. On the last day we as a group decided to go sightseeing along with a group from another school. One of our stops was Mount Olympus, now I never liked long walks or exhausting tr... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1424286604 | 1424288330 | t3_2wcand | t5_2to41 | 7 | cedartowndawg: TIFU by applying to a job too late.
Intro;
I vape. I am a rather enlightened in the vaporizing arts, in that I know basically all of the introductory level info and a rather large sum of the advanced/hobby side. I frequent one shop in particularly that is near where I go to school. I like all the people... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424287542 | 1424323645 | t3_2wccvl | t5_2to41 | 246 | Supremely_Perfect: TIFU by not being jealous enough.
I've been married for 10 years and have 3 wonderful boys.
A good friend was going through a divorce and my wife began to talk with him and asked me if I was OK with her being his friend as we helped support him through his divorce. I said sure it's fine to be fri... | 9 | 27.333333 | |
1424287137 | 1424382915 | t3_2wcbwr | t5_2to41 | 27 | Drowzycactus: TIFU by using 16yrold logic and causing a health hazard in the kitchen of Chuck E Cheese
So I get my 1st job working in the kitchen at Chuck E Cheese. The first few days go by and I am starting to get the hang of things. Making pizza, doing dishes, prepping the salad bar. I Got This. 7.50/hr nothing can s... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1424288068 | 1424334993 | t3_2wce4d | t5_2to41 | 634 | missanna31: TIFU by not checking the calendar before bathing my dog.
This happened maybe 2 hours ago. I am sitting in my bed popping tums and tylenol trying still to recover.
There are 3 events that make this story, so bare with me. The ending is more than worth it.
**Event One:**
I have a 1 year old all white... | 10 | 63.4 | |
1424288777 | 1424296602 | t3_2wcft3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | crobinson17: TIFU by being a dipshit around fire at school.
So the other day in Spanish class we had candles on each of the desks to celebrate valentines day. We also had worksheets on the desk. I thought it would be funny to freak the kid next to me out by putting my worksheet near the fire in the candle. I fucked up ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424285845 | 1424306657 | t3_2wc8tx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a cavity filled
After my filling, my dentist told me that I shouldn't eat for an hour or so, because I may accidentally bite my tongue or something since one side of my mouth was completely numb. Well, an hour passed, and all I had for breakfast was some orange juice, so I was starving come ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424288562 | 1424290352 | t3_2wcfcb | t5_2to41 | 9 | b2theb: TIFU by not taking advantage of a sure thing
Last night I messed up and realized it, decided to post it now.
So about a week ago I started chatting with a girl from Tinder. She had some busty pictures, it was Valentine's day and I was bored and maybe a little lonely, so I decided to send her a message. We bega... | 3 | 3 | |
1424290354 | 1424298345 | t3_2wcjkq | t5_2to41 | 181 | tutrakan4e: TIFU by running in my home
First off I want to point out that English is not my primary language so expect nonsense.
I live in my parents' house and my sister also lives with us.
Today I was playing this online plane game and things were getting pretty intense. I won't go into too many details but it w... | 5 | 36.2 | |
1424285051 | 1424299267 | t3_2wc72m | t5_2to41 | 18 | Fuzionzz: TIFU By Volunteering at a School...
This fuck up happened last month. Here's some context: I (m/20) have been part time volunteering at a school. Nothing massive, mainly just sorting out displays and getting worksheets for the kids. I should mention this is a primary (elementary) school. Anyway when they aske... | 3 | 6 | |
1424290599 | 1424297402 | t3_2wck6q | t5_2to41 | 15 | DatShytBCray: TIFU by acknowledging racial stereotypes exist with sensitive employee of color
It all started when we were talking about woman's pubic hair and a man of color I work with commented that he prefers a bit a hair and doesn't like it shaven. I cleverly (or so I though) commented that maybe he would like it s... | 5 | 3 | |
1424291255 | 1424293738 | t3_2wclpe | t5_2to41 | 14 | grubbsy11: TIFU by locking myself in the bathroom
milkgonewild: "TIFU by having dumb humans"
grubbsy11: Ah yes, much better
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1424255182 | 1424325944 | t3_2wasfh | t5_2to41 | 4 | iPoPobeast: TIFU by trying to open an occupied bathroom stall.
Okay, so this happened about 2 months back, but it seems to be okay with everyone now. Anyway, lets begin, me and couple of my friends were on our way to a music festival and since it was a 2 hour drive till there, we decided to have a couple of drinks befo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424292742 | 1424294905 | t3_2wcp5l | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By sending my boyfriend dirty pictures.
This happened a few days ago, not today, but who cares. No throwaway because fuck it.
Here we go.
My boyfriend and I were home last weekend playing PS4, browsing on our phones, drinking, and trying to think of something to do that night. I accidentally trigger... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424293271 | 1424305127 | t3_2wcqez | t5_2to41 | 24 | missjulia928: TIFU by taking a shower in the morning.
I am the least morning oriented person EVER and I thought it'd be a good idea to shower in the morning to wake me up today. So I get up at 8 a.m. at my second latest alarm I have set and proceeded to take a shower. I forgot that I had one more alarm left and it wen... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1424292831 | 1424435956 | t3_2wcpcv | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get clever with the bus system
A bit of background: my living quarters are a fair distance away from my university, so it gets really annoying walking to school each day. I also have an extremely important midterm today, in a class I need to pass in order to, you know, go somewhere in life.... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1424291158 | 1424294924 | t3_2wclhd | t5_2to41 | 6 | pretty_floral_b0nnet: TIFU by letting my mother clean my old room
Captain-Fuckwit: If she asks you anything look at her quizzically and say "Do you mean my face massager?"
pretty_floral_b0nnet: [This is what it looked like.](http://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/a1khg7aLdhmrQrxwu9ka/WL-4200x2544/v1/c700x420.jpg) She'll def... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424294748 | 1424297221 | t3_2wctro | t5_2to41 | 6 | NegatorXX: TIFU by not unclicking the "remember me" check box.
NotbeingBusted: Are the XX's for the nawty subs they subscribe to?
MrDocProfTurtle: Only two? Filthy casual.
CenseoSafe: or just casually filthy
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1424294916 | 1424343239 | t3_2wcu59 | t5_2to41 | 282 | 787throwaway787: TIFU by throwing my husbands dick away
My husband and I had to go through immigration for about a year. The route we chose allowed us to visit but I had to wait for a green card to move/live with him permanently.
Rewind to Christmas 2013. My husband thought it was a funny idea to put a "Clone-A-Willy"... | 5 | 56.4 | |
1424295137 | 1424298446 | t3_2wcunn | t5_2to41 | 11 | Hint-Of-Feces: tifu by moving in with my (soon to be ex) girlfreind a year ago
thatfamousdude: yeah dude, just pack your shit while she's in class and bounce. never answer her calls, block her on f.b. and eff her best friend, if you can, before you head back home. no one needs to know of this mess. leave it where you ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424289681 | 1424359038 | t3_2wchy8 | t5_2to41 | 26 | YumILoveTea: TIFU, tripping on Topamax
Allow me to preface this by saying that I'm a somewhat 'normal' 27 year old. Enjoys long walks in the freezing tundra, tea, and Netflix sessions. I took the day off and decided that I'd take 300mg of Topamax last night. You know, for giggles, instead of migraines.
Last night I s... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1424295782 | 1424355267 | t3_2wcw6b | t5_2to41 | 332 | seotatopekili: TIFU by saying "you too"
It was cold and dark as I exited the subway, when a homeless man sitting on the pavement asked for change. I told him I was broke. He was nice enough to say "oh its okay, get home safe," stupid me said "you too."
I quickly realized what I had said and apologized and walked ... | 7 | 47.428571 | |
1424296114 | 1424322998 | t3_2wcwxv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a relationship in the workplace.
Footner: Yeah I know that feeling. I just had this happen with a girl and now she's leaving which is probably better in the long run but at the moment it seriously sucks as I will probably never see her again...
CityFarming: Absence reveals things.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424297893 | 1424299881 | t3_2wd16q | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making a plagiarized essay
Okay, reddit. I fucked up really bad, and I might end up getting suspended for it. About a week ago, my ELA class had to write an essay on gender-separated classrooms. I finished the essay, and it was 100% my work. I didn't copy anyone in any way. I thought I d... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1424298069 | 1424339462 | t3_2wd1mh | t5_2to41 | 283 | 5476throwaway: TIFU by coming out to my abusive dad accidentally.
So some background about me. Im 15, from the Bahamas and live with my dad.
Ive always kinda knew i wasnt normal y'know. When other little girls wanted to play with barbies i was always playing in the woods with my older cousins. I started to realize i l... | 13 | 21.769231 | |
1424298409 | 1424301220 | t3_2wd2e0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | MoneyCantBuyMeLove: TIFU by...ugh...goddamn it Bluetooth. (NSFW)
BeerAndABurger: Got a, uh, link for that there video? Think I may need it.
MoneyCantBuyMeLove: Enjoy http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/daisy-haze-gets-high-and-pounded-hard_135729/ (NSFW)(PORN)
BeerAndABurger: Thank you kindly.
| 4 | 1.25 |
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