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1424303185 | 1424304076 | t3_2wdcud | t5_2to41 | 4 | ALELiens: TIFU by trying to drive a car with a manual transmission...
Yeah.... I'm not good at that.
So today, my dad told me to go get in the car, turn it around using the nearby church parking lot, come back to our parking lot, and park. Sounds simple, right? It's not... I got in the car, started it up, and thought ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424304425 | 1424305091 | t3_2wdfgk | t5_2to41 | 6 | subhadip13: Called in sick today
Mylo08: I think I accidentally got my coworker written up today. She called in yesterday saying it had iced over in her part of town which is why she couldn't come in making me work a double, I made the comment about us living 4 miles apart and I made it in and he responded with, "...... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424303265 | 1424306423 | t3_2wdd0f | t5_2to41 | 10 | Denwry: TIFU by being nice to a friends date.
So this didn't happen today but most of these don't.
It was back on Grad night (It's like prom night but Canadian.) many years ago. Now I was a popular guy back in high school, but during my grad I was single and took one of my good friends as my date. She had a boyf... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424305391 | 1424306872 | t3_2wdhh0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | SirRaza97: TIFU by shaving my ding dong...
Was having a shower and realized that the forest was out of control down in the life creation center. So I start shaving. Hand slips. MOTHEROFGODTHEPAIN. I caught the razor on the rim of the head of my schlong and made a boo boo.
I was bleeding down there for 20 mins and had... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424306354 | 1424307592 | t3_2wdji4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to put on my contacts [NSFW]
This happened yesterday and my life is ruined, so naturally the best thing to do is to go on reddit
You didn't think those banned condom ads where the girlfriend's sister tries to seduce you to test if you are really trustworthy and marriage material, right?... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424305926 | 1424347671 | t3_2wdikl | t5_2to41 | 21 | Witty_Panda: TIFU by making a girl cry in a lecture.
This happened a few weeks ago.
Backstory: As a college student I have mastered the time needed to make it from my bed into college down to the second. However sometimes I must disregard breakfast to keep to my second perfect schedule due to unforeseen circumstances,... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1424304389 | 1424404740 | t3_2wdfdq | t5_2to41 | 26 | McLovin_56: TIFU by not using the dentist's sink
This happened a while ago but is still my worst 'public' fuck up.
I had an appointment with the dentist to have a mould taken of my teeth before I got braces. For anyone who's never had one done, it's a pretty shitty experience..it tastes horrible and it makes you gag ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1424306820 | 1424332178 | t3_2wdkid | t5_2to41 | 62 | notfin: Tifu job commercial
So today I was at work. No idea they where filming a commercial. So I'm sitting at my desk browsing reddit. When all sudden a guy with a camera walks up to me and say "state your name and job title" so I do. So this is where I screw myself by stating my name "notfin" and job title computer t... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1424307642 | 1424312987 | t3_2wdm5l | t5_2to41 | 8 | Dracomister7: TIFU by trying to be funny
So I usually try to lighten moods with a joke and sometimes those jokes aren't funny. This time I just made the mood way heavier and probably lost a friend.
You all know how difficult it can be to put tone into a text right? Well about an hour ago a jewish girl in one of my cl... | 4 | 2 | |
1424308055 | 1424363004 | t3_2wdmzn | t5_2to41 | 20 | a_g_cat: TIFU by thinking my mum didn't know what Twitter was
so i hide away in my room a lot. and i have a twitter account. i'm pretty open on twitter... i swear, rant about random work things, some vore, share dildos i've bought, my sis having cute boobs
been using it for couple years, lotsa 'tuff
anyway. my mum an... | 5 | 4 | |
1424308750 | 1424311741 | t3_2wdobj | t5_2to41 | 41 | ism-skisms: TIFU by getting drunk...
I'm an alcoholic and spent some time in an alcohol rehab facility last year. I got a job after getting out as and old manager of mine brought me into the company he's now working at. He and his boss (the director) know I have an issue with alcohol and they were willing to take a c... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1424308198 | 1424312842 | t3_2wdna6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Monochrome21: TIFU by giving my boss an SD card
My new boss has been giving me rides home lately and offhandedly mentioned that he needed a new microSD card for his phone. As a film major, I have dozens of blank SD cards lying around in my room. So I thought that on the way back, I'd grab an SD card and give it to him ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1424310539 | 1424310891 | t3_2wdrwk | t5_2to41 | 12 | SacredPizza08: TIFU: By Asking for Something at Walmart
TIFU: So my family and I decided to go to Walmart to go pick up some stuff. Since I am a huge gaming fan I told my family I'm going to go to the electronic section and they said sure. So it was just me at Walmart in the Electronics section looking for something ab... | 3 | 4 | |
1424309913 | 1424381748 | t3_2wdqow | t5_2to41 | 620 | MadDogMax: TIFU by being an IT support person who doesn't know how to use a fuckin computer
So I had a rough morning today, absolutely flat out and was well and truly over it by 10am. I work in (to be very vague) IT support. Just before lunch a woman rings up saying she is trying to project to an external monitor, but ... | 5 | 124 | |
1424310956 | 1424347273 | t3_2wdsqk | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: Tifu by thinking my girlfriend was my best friend
I was watching Zombieland with my girlfriend and I had a temporary lapse of "boyfriend smarts" and I shouted out loud I would fuck the shit out of Emma Stone. Instantly realizing I might be sleeping on the couch I said "If I wasnt with you" To no avail it was... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1424309468 | 1424396547 | t3_2wdpty | t5_2to41 | 8 | ironsideburns: TIFU by letting my sister straighten my hair
TIFU by letting my sister straighten my hair
So this, like everything else on this sub, did not happen today; and following the recent post-Valentine's fuckup train I'll add my story of less than romantic Valentine's day antics.
For context I am a 16 year ol... | 4 | 2 | |
1424310634 | 1424451143 | t3_2wds3n | t5_2to41 | 28 | xtra-tuff: TIFU by digging just one hole
I just told this story last night, and I it dawned on me that you people might like it too. I don't know if it makes a difference, but I think some people might find this more humorous knowing that I'm a woman.
**Today I fucked up by not digging enough holes.**
I work on a tra... | 7 | 4 | |
1424311323 | 1424323182 | t3_2wdth8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | sunshine-x: TIFU taking Vitamin C
So tonight I'm felling a little bit of off, like I might have a cold coming on. I decided to try some vitamin C to stop it in its tracks.
Turns out, 10,000mg of vitamin C will pretty much make you shit yourself all night long. My kids think I'm dying in here and keep coming to the doo... | 5 | 4 | |
1424311684 | 1424488116 | t3_2wdu6o | t5_2to41 | 10 | coolbeans_dude98: TIFU by posting my rash on snapchat
So, basically, I got strep throat and my doctor prescribed amoxicillan. Turns out I'm allergic to it. So I've got hives all over my body but it's especially bad on my thighs. Of course I'm gonna take a picture and show everyone and what better way to do that than by... | 5 | 2 | |
1424312455 | 1424313759 | t3_2wdvov | t5_2to41 | 9 | MarijuanaSmoke: TIFU by walking my dog
TIFU, a few hours ago. I was walking my dog, on a leash. This kid approaches, looked to be around 12-14 years old. "What kind of dog is that?" He asked as he got closer and closer. "He's not friendly!" I stated as I saw this kid trying to initiate contact with my dog. "Don't worry... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1424305903 | 1424389285 | t3_2wdiis | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to get my partner an anniversary present.
First some background. We usually celebrate valentine's day and our anniversary as one. Our anniversary is the 18th. We had agreed not to do anything but a date night this year because we want to move soon and are saving money for a down payment. I... | 3 | 1 | |
1424306079 | 1424316206 | t3_2wdixa | t5_2to41 | 7 | Banananananananana13: TIFU by sticking my tongue out
So there I was, in the back seat of a car with my best friends.
We've been up since the early hours getting things ready for our road trip. As we're heading back to my place to grab a few last things, I feel a yawn coming on. I usually hold in my yawns because I ha... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424312932 | 1424314666 | t3_2wdwp2 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by clearing my parents search history...
I've been going to my parents house after work this week to do some drywall in their bathroom. The other day neither of them were home so I decided to go on their computer to "relieve some stress". When I was finished I made sure to go into the browsing history... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1424313993 | 1424389591 | t3_2wdyt1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheOneAndOnlyMrT: TIFU by telling the mental handicapped guy at work that there are little people in the fax machine
This wasn't don't maliciously, I was joking around with him as we do now and then, and well, he took it seriously and I didn't realise...
Now he won't go near the machine...
centralnjbill: But the peop... | 4 | 2 | |
1424314156 | 1424320433 | t3_2wdz4k | t5_2to41 | 4 | captnhowdy23: TIFU By, ordering lingerie online. I'm a guy.
So I ordered clothes online and had male jeans and shirts for the majority of my cart. I also picked out a black thong and leather mini skirt as well, thinking the eve order would shoo together..... I found that my order is shipping in multiple packages and th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424314601 | 1424315171 | t3_2we00u | t5_2to41 | 2 | I-Fucked-Up-: TIFU by trying to get medicine.
Hey Reddit. This is the worst fuckup of my life so far. I'll just get to it.
Yesterday, my girlfriend and I decided to go to HEB. We needed groceries, seeing as we were eating about once a day on very minimal things. I'm a baker by experience, so I'd often whip up bread f... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424314885 | 1424367648 | t3_2we0k5 | t5_2to41 | 85 | i_reallyfuckedup: TIFU by walking with my girlfriend
Okay so this happened a little earlier today...but here it goes.
I forgot to bring food to class with me this morning since I came in early to finish up some homework before my class started (I'm in college so I was just working at a nearby library). After class I... | 5 | 17 | |
1424313726 | 1424332554 | t3_2wdy97 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jelese111: TIFU by giving my 3 week old daughter a kiss.
I had just finished burping her and I went to give her a kiss. She spit up right in my face... Some of it got in my nose.
Angels_Broken_Halo: Okay, it may be gross to you and others.. But that's cute and funny to me.
Jelese111: I mean.. I wiped it off and sai... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424314893 | 1424758370 | t3_2we0kp | t5_2to41 | 10 | Sealioness2010: TIFU by buying a car from Craigslist
Four weeks ago I bought a car from a guy on craigslist. He seemed like a normal guy, just selling a normal car. It was a 2005 Honda Civic. Nothing exciting. I took it to a mechanic and they had it checked out - there was a small list of things I had to replace fro... | 5 | 2 | |
1424317192 | 1424331683 | t3_2we4yo | t5_2to41 | 5 | iitrapper: TIFU by thinking a stranger was my uncle
Unlike some of the TIFUs here this FU happened today. So I was getting ready for work and had just left the house. I was walking towards the parking lot where all of a sudden a car that looks very familiar pulls up with a few kids in the back seat. Then I remembered ,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424316796 | 1424384948 | t3_2we48j | t5_2to41 | 12 | Sworbertson: TIFU Subway Charity
Okay, so I basically ordered a foot long Italian or the one with all the different thin sliced cheap meat, and the subway lady asked if I wanted a coke and chips, and I wanted to get those two cookies but I was literally short by like 30 cents or some ridiculously close amount to get th... | 3 | 4 | |
1424316683 | 1424321302 | t3_2we3zy | t5_2to41 | 27 | depression_expenses: TIFU by letting depression cost me $5000
TLDR: inability to perform daily basic functions is bad, mmmkay?
It has been about a week now that my recent slump has been dragging on. Dishes piled up, house is a disaster, etc... The usual when it takes all your energy to come home from work and manage a... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1424314601 | 1424320937 | t3_2we00q | t5_2to41 | 5 | glittertintmyworld: TIFU by sending glitter to my coworker
So by now everyone knows about shipyourenemiesglitter.com, which of course is the most awesome idea ever, because it involves hilarity of glitter. Everyone loves and hates glitter, right?
I work in a small, tight-knit team, split across several offices, and h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424318311 | 1424322345 | t3_2we72o | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By putting my head against my dogs.
Little over an hour from now I decided to play with my dog, I open the door and he comes to me, I put my head against his in a friendly manner. (I've always done it before and he'd just play around) Until today he bit me on the nose when I heard him growl. As I was t... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424319714 | 1424319960 | t3_2we9oc | t5_2to41 | 5 | pnutbuttersmellytime: TIFU by trimming my t-rex for the first time
So I set the trimmers to the troublesome treeline down there. Instant fuck up. Now it looks like I have a sasquatch body with a baby dick. But I'm sooooooooo not down for shaving my chest too, so I guess I'm screwed. On top of that, I hit the scrote wit... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424319710 | 1424729167 | t3_2we9ns | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly getting kicked out of High School for accidental plagiarism
My high school uses a tool that automatically checks your assignment submission against all other students and the internet. I got called into the principal's office today and was told that I was being suspended and possibly expelle... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1424319678 | 1424472511 | t3_2we9lc | t5_2to41 | 11,728 | StumpNuts: TIFU by getting high, watching the new Parks and Rec, and sending an email to Chipotle.
I've always been a fan of wake and bake, this morning I packed a fat bowl and took it straight to the dome. I saw Parks and Rec was on and exclaimed "Fuck yeah" (I live alone) and started it up. At some point I fell asle... | 15 | 781.866667 | |
1424319199 | 1424322504 | t3_2we8rr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: by bringing a laser pointer school
This is a fuck up that happened a long time ago in a highschool far far away. (Long story)
Well back in high school i had geometry with ms.H, and she was a total bitch that was what i like to call a fun nazi or the dragon. Lets begin shall we it was a normal day li... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424318490 | 1424467454 | t3_2we7ej | t5_2to41 | 24 | KingOfTheP4s: TIFU by finding out that my phone is an atheist
Well this just happened about an hour ago...
In case you had forgotten, today is Ash Wednesday. It wasn't until after my classes for the day that I realized I never got to go to the service my church was giving on campus today. When I got home I checked our... | 3 | 8 | |
1424323869 | 1424327366 | t3_2wegop | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning off the heat
Badly fucked up.
I went on a week long trip to visit family I haven't seen in many years in California. I live in Pennsylvania. The day I left it was quite pleasant out (45-50 or so) and I typically like my house to be (rental) around 64 ish. So, that being said.. I had my heat ... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1424324092 | 1424340073 | t3_2weh2h | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwythrowyton: TIFU by going through a flash drive I haven't used in 2 years ( NSFW ish)
Jar3d25: what was 2 years ago you into??
nolife13: Yeah we want to know the kinky.
T0tesMagotes: Was it 50 shades kinky or even worse/better?
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1424324493 | 1424325816 | t3_2wehp7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being racist to my Mexican girlfriend (NSFW language)
SumaHoll: Um....you're not right. Not at all.
arrowforerunner: It's the first thing that came to mind since he only speaks Spanish. I apologize if I came off as racist or offended you in anyway.
SumaHoll: You didn't offend me. You offended your... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424326756 | 1424409754 | t3_2wel3e | t5_2to41 | 5 | Snow__Cone: TIFU by letting my friend stretch his legs at the US land border
So unfortunatly not "today" because I didnt have a reddit account 3 years ago lol
Im heading to CPX Sports just outside Chicago from Canada for a big paintball game there. In my buddys Ford Focus with 3 peoples paintball gear plus 3 people... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424305043 | 1424330188 | t3_2wdgr7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Being Funny
So this didn't happen today, but it did happen, so rest assured. A couple years ago, I was in school, and I had this class. Typical stuff. Because seats weren't assigned, we all had a grand time sitting with friends and goofing off. Well, this one hot girl eventually winds up sitting next... | 3 | 1 | |
1424328590 | 1424337801 | t3_2wenlk | t5_2to41 | 4 | DBee1982: TIFU by not wearing gloves.
Well.
TIFU.
I am the manager of a laboratory at a manufacturing plant. As part of our work, we use low concentration acids and bases. (Others too, but I'm not going to list them all because: boring.) Earlier in the week, some trials were taking place in the waste treatment plant ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424326343 | 1424398625 | t3_2wekhq | t5_2to41 | 180 | thehaloaddict: TIFU by waking up on a strangers couch (NSFW language)
Okay. Goddammit. As many of you know I had an... interesting night/morning. And here is the story, to be recorded for posterity and eternity.
The night itself? Great. Games, booze and conversation is a hard thing to fuck up. Despite the large amount ... | 10 | 18 | |
1424328532 | 1424363152 | t3_2weniy | t5_2to41 | 30 | Renter_: TIFU by writing a paragraph on dating a Disney princess
This happened today. Yeah.
edit: this posted twice on two of my accounts. Sorry.
Anyways. So, my English teacher gives out an assignment every week with a certain prompt. Each student must write a paragraph based off the prompt. This weeks prompt was, ... | 5 | 6 | |
1424329808 | 1424394278 | t3_2wep6t | t5_2to41 | 317 | Weekendfuckup: TIFU by destroying my fiancee's sweet lil heart.
Asked my GF to become my wife on V day. She said yes and when I gave her the ring she recognized it as one of the $14,999 ones she had been secretly looking at when she was dreaming about me asking her. She then realized that I had sacrificed quite a lot... | 10 | 31.7 | |
1424331035 | 1424332797 | t3_2weqop | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a cave man
This FU actually happened today! (Well, since it's past midnight where I live it was technically yesterday but I don't consider it "tomorrow" until 6 or 7 in the morning because it's more convenient.)
There's this girl who I've had my eye on for quite some time now. We talk quite a ... | 5 | 0 | |
1424332795 | 1424333431 | t3_2weslz | t5_2to41 | 6 | ashlurgtaff: TIFU by living on the central QLD coast of Australia
Cyclone season is upon us and now we have a wide warning area with a cyclone that is yet to set its path across the coast but is intensifying rapidly.
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDQ65002.shtml
Gregot_: You moved there today?
ashlurgtaff: hahaha go... | 3 | 2 | |
1424333795 | 1424379321 | t3_2wetq9 | t5_2to41 | 1,746 | [deleted]: TIFU by introducing my grandma to Tinder
Being the good grandson that I am, I took my grandma out for lunch at Tim Hortons. As we sat down and ate I whipped out my phone and checked my Tinder messages. My grandma saw and asked what Tinder was. I was afraid to tell her it was a dating app because that shit's ... | 11 | 158.727273 | |
1424334030 | 1424370442 | t3_2wetzb | t5_2to41 | 3 | MsIDFWY: TIFU By thinking it was just a fart
VaginalThermometer: A great way to get free groceries. I'll take this into cosideration. Watch out, Walmart.
MsIDFWY: Just make sure you don't do it in a place you frequent because, if your like me, you will be too ashamed to return.
| 3 | 1 | |
1424334753 | 1424378496 | t3_2weuof | t5_2to41 | 17 | k376HqNiKnm8e9b77Z33: TIFU by admitting my part in a prank and having to find a new job
One Time I Fucked Up several years ago when I worked (note the tense) in a university IT department.
I bought a small electronic device which randomly emits really fucking annoying tones to prank guys in the office. One of the ton... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1424334898 | 1424376255 | t3_2weusv | t5_2to41 | 303 | Imma_n00b: TIFU by believing I'd receive my Discreet Package, Discreetly. NSFWish
Chocolate_fly: Thug dog tore that pussy up.
Apocolotois: That dog gets more pussy than he does.
Chocolate_fly: You could say OP got *sloppy* seconds
| 4 | 75.75 | |
1424336018 | 1424339685 | t3_2wevv7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | DasJooBear: TIFU By letting a crying girl wash her face with my pee bib.
I had a girl that I've been kinda seeing over to my house and as we were eating, she recieved a call from her parents informing her that a very close family friend had passed away and that she needed to come home. She was hysterical and I really d... | 4 | 3 | |
1424335941 | 1424347531 | t3_2wevse | t5_2to41 | 3 | JollyOldBogan: TIFU by taking a sick day off work.
I've hit a bottom in my life and am pretty depressed most days. I didn't have any motivation to go to work today, so I called in sick. Which is all cool with work, apparently I'm one of their favourite employees.
What the FU is though, is that I had no idea my boss h... | 3 | 1 | |
1424337810 | 1424338781 | t3_2wexke | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by having delayed ejaculation. NSFW
_iamabot: I'm sorry, but retarded ejaculation sounds hilarious
Zoigl: His ejaculation is a little bit special
feuerfoxalpha: Oh, but it was. Half shame and half pride is the weirdest thing I've ever experienced concerning climax.
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1424338745 | 1424339398 | t3_2weyiw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening a gate for my brother.
There is an underground car park at the complex we live in. There is a gate at the front that requires you to get out of your car and open yourself. The motor must be broken and owners are to lazy to fix it.
Anyway, my brother wants to save time so he he's me to open t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424341788 | 1424398174 | t3_2wf1jv | t5_2to41 | 5 | Scenic5: TIFU by doing it in a spa
TheSockCucker: "I pull out as it happens"
It's not only the white stuff that gets one pregnant.
Congratz, Daddy
Scenic5: Cant get pregnant from precum bud
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424343078 | 1424343398 | t3_2wf2sb | t5_2to41 | 9 | FlyOnDash: TIFU, by getting swatted at a hotel.
Sooo, obvious throwaway
This happened the night before last.
I was feeling slightly randy, and being a (now former) hobbyist, I decided to find a woman on bp to fulfill my pervy desires. After a couple calls, I got a winner. As I approached her hotel I noticed two cop c... | 3 | 3 | |
1424343093 | 1424377355 | t3_2wf2t0 | t5_2to41 | 327 | Shrapnel77: TIFU by not recognizing the signs.
Thinking on this one, its similar to a delayed bomb, on a long ass timer..
The fuckup happened when i was a kid, the bomb went off today, still working on damage control.
Long background:
When i was a kid (10 years old) i lived in a neighborhood, tons of neighbor kids to ... | 5 | 65.4 | |
1424321337 | 1424393866 | t3_2wecf8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | pm_meyourlegs: TIFU by talking about the terminology of Rape.
This actually happened today.
I was talking to a few fellow coworkers. We were talking about how rape is such a commonly used word for gamers. The conversation was moving along everyone was talking about how stupid it was to use the word rape and how it des... | 4 | 3 | |
1424345057 | 1424379607 | t3_2wf4rf | t5_2to41 | 20 | DaveTheOneAndOnly: TIFU by making an inappropriate joke at work
Clarification, I am a man (mid 20s, getting married) who works with 10 other females and 1 other male, well yesterday at work, Hannah asks me, are you going to finish before me, in terms to the job her and I are both doing. Well for some reason I decided t... | 4 | 5 | |
1424345687 | 1424346893 | t3_2wf5gs | t5_2to41 | 7 | mcbug: TIFU when I thought the neighbors house was on fire
So long story short me and my SO were just walking down our street around 9:30pm, there was a heavy smell of smoke in the air and we seen a flame flickering in a neighbors window, we called my father in law out for a second opinion, without hesitation he began ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424345322 | 1425007656 | t3_2wf539 | t5_2to41 | 1,008 | nedrah: TIFU by causing my 16yo to shove a couple of pills up his ass. (slightly NSFW)
It's a long story, but it involves 16 year old boy-ass and suppositories, so it's worth it.
My son, through a mixture of diet and medicine, had gotten himself incredibly constipated. His gut was hurting pretty bad. He had tried st... | 11 | 91.636364 | |
1424346220 | 1424476279 | t3_2wf62a | t5_2to41 | 110 | Aelphyrus: TIFU by trading my Pokémons online
A not so long reader and subscriber here, in fact i'm a somewhat new redditor, and i'm loving it!
I have been playing Pokémon series for a while, and i'm a huge fan of Alakazam, i have been using that badass for generations, and recently i was able to hatch a shiny abra, i... | 8 | 13.75 | |
1424347082 | 1424351397 | t3_2wf70a | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a TIFU
ContrarySnivy: The funny thing is I saw your original post when it was originally posted, didn't really see the humor in it, and didn't end up commenting on it. I was in the middle of writing something along the lines of "There's such a thing as religious police? Now I've heard everyt... | 13 | 1.461538 | |
1424333440 | 1424360447 | t3_2wetdq | t5_2to41 | 5 | Biox29: Tifu by asking my boss if I could go do a mill shut
Tifu I thought I was doing the right thing by asking my boss if I could take the time off he's been telling me to take to go do a shut at paper mill... He wasn't impressed and he said no... I missed out on $1900...
disambiguated: >Tifu I thought I was doin... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424331604 | 1424356667 | t3_2werbz | t5_2to41 | 5 | SchmidtWinstonNick: TIFU by pressing two keys
This isn't anything major but I was on /r/offmychest because I had some school drama that I wanted to obviously let off my chest. Now the thing is the post was really long. Like if you added all the words I've written in all my essays from my school life it wouldn't even co... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424347385 | 1424380176 | t3_2wf7cg | t5_2to41 | 6 | drawers90: TIFU by shaving my pubes before going to the doctors...
So I've been shaving my pubes for just over a week now. I like the feeling of being smooth "down there". Anyway a couple of weeks ago I went to the doctors, I had a bump on my lower abdomain so I understandably got it checked over. Now when he was feeli... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424347614 | 1424354623 | t3_2wf7lu | t5_2to41 | 9 | Denominax: TIFU by sledding with WD40
This was actually around 4 years ago, I think.
So me and my friends go to this hill in my area to sled. It's a pretty great place, super insanely long steep hill, and a lot of it was nice and icy - perfect for sledding. I go down a few times and its pretty awesome, really fast.
... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424348094 | 1424348369 | t3_2wf851 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Violent_Egg_Spanking: TIFU by pinching a nerve (Possible NSFW)
Blixnstraten: That's fucking bullshit dude. No way. If you don't fight the fact that you weren't in the wrong you've either made this story up or you have no spine.
leftovers432: I second this.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424350915 | 1424351461 | t3_2wfbgj | t5_2to41 | 8 | pardonmyeng: [TIFU] by choosing my words poorly.
Ok, so here it goes. It was summer few years back, i got a summer job with renovating chairs for the Theatre in Poland. It was a big deal for me, because i got to work with my father for the first time, and our boss was his best friend and my so called uncle. I was reall... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424351321 | 1424354106 | t3_2wfc0i | t5_2to41 | 15 | Accidentalstalker2: TIFU by being a serial-killer level stalker
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
I was alone out at the bar and eventually found two other alone people to hang out with. We were having a good time, drinking beer and eating chips. It was me (20), a girl (27) and a business executive who was (35), all hang... | 3 | 5 | |
1424351327 | 1424354382 | t3_2wfc0t | t5_2to41 | 5 | xinnDOTA: TIFU by eating at a Little Chef (Road side "restaurant")
Pr0payne: Friendly fire dirty Sanchez.
xinnDOTA: This literally made me feel so much better haha.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424347228 | 1424353648 | t3_2wf75o | t5_2to41 | 4 | ASlightlyRacistAussi: TIFU By breaking my friends nose
Im in highschool and I have this friend I like to annoy. Anyway I was dribbling a ball and I was attempting to bounce it off their heads when they came close as I have seen street ballers do this and thought I could pull it off. How wrong I was as when I tried it I... | 4 | 1 | |
1424344504 | 1424363552 | t3_2wf48b | t5_2to41 | 28 | imcognitionbitch: TIFU by eating a roach.
Starving, I grabbed a handful of pumpkin seeds and ate it. There was a cockroach. It was dead. That's it.
thetearsofaclone: I thought this was gonna be like the time I ate the roach cause I thought the cops were coming. My tongue was burned.
imcognitionbitch: [I know the feelin... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1424325114 | 1424395992 | t3_2wein4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Lolcatz101: TIFU by upgrading to a different Windows 7 edition
It all started today, I was fucking around on reddit on google chrome and I see a thing that says my chrome needs to update, and I click options, update it and when it went to launch it, I got an error code, then it decided to kamikaze itself off my comp... | 13 | 1.076923 | |
1424353828 | 1424430896 | t3_2wffln | t5_2to41 | 150 | skruvsta: TIFU by agreeing to go to the movies with my boss' family.
So, I’m not going to explain how exactly I got roped into this, but yesterday I agreed to go to the movies with my boss’ family. He wanted to see that *Jupiter Ascending* movie and I was bored, had nothing to do, liked my boss and assumed his family c... | 7 | 21.428571 | |
1424354742 | 1424362727 | t3_2wfh2w | t5_2to41 | 78 | JunglisticSoldier: TIFU; by picking a booger that almost killed me!
Like many TIFU's this happened before reddit was a thing and took place while I was attending college in Maine. I was driving home from an off campus class on a particularly cold, but not snowy, february afternoon. I was driving on the highway about ... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1424355664 | 1424359414 | t3_2wfioo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by firing a gun
First post, ever.
This happened many years ago and I've only just remembered it.
I lived in South Africa and my dad owned a revolver. He had taken it out that day and I found where the keys were hidden to access the safe (we didn't have no fancy pin-code safes, although after this we d... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424353787 | 1424416305 | t3_2wffiy | t5_2to41 | 23 | ROFLcopterZA: TIFU by biting my bra strap (NSFW-ish)
Let's begin with saying me and my BF work together and we sit right next to each other in a office.
We were bored and the office was empty so I decided to tease him. So I start teasing him and at first we were paranoid checking for people the whole time but as thin... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1424357049 | 1424358441 | t3_2wfl2l | t5_2to41 | 19 | -mArtiAn-: TIFU by being male
xterraadam: But you saw tits, so it was a good day.
swvboy304: Solid logic, upvoted.
| 3 | 6.333333 | |
1424360110 | 1424363034 | t3_2wfr1o | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing on a girls ass mistakenly while getting out of a crowded train
I was getting out of a crowded train and was being pushed from behind and accidentally grabbed a girls behind for support to prevent falling down and the girl is my neighbor
flogumastur: And where is the fuck up?
dxkillr: As yo... | 5 | 1 | |
1424359949 | 1424361951 | t3_2wfqqb | t5_2to41 | 5 | QuarterLifeCrisis-: TIFU by trying to get rid of an old couch on Craigslist
So I get a few phone calls and then a man offering to pay a little extra for it as long as I go ahead and take down the ad and am willing to wait for him to send a money order.. Ok a red flag went up there, but he specifically said that he woul... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424361301 | 1424401511 | t3_2wftfy | t5_2to41 | 433 | boregon1: TIFU by trying to be funny
This happened about 15 minutes ago.
So I was eating my cheerios this morning with my dad and my little brother, and for some reason we were talking about birthdays. My brother mentioned how a lot of family birthdays are in may (grandparents, mom, uncle, aunt, 2 cousins). My dad ... | 7 | 61.857143 | |
1424362053 | 1424380717 | t3_2wfv4n | t5_2to41 | 14 | KartmanTheKing: TIFU by accidentally trying to pressure my girlfriend into something she didn't want to do
A bit of backstory, I am 16 I have a 17 year old girlfriend (don't ask me how) she is amazing. We have an awesome relationship where we still hangout with our own friends a lot, but still find time for each other.... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1424362477 | 1424433459 | t3_2wfw22 | t5_2to41 | 37 | skvekh: TIFU By getting drunk and playing guitar
Happened just a little while back.
I am alone at home. So was just drinking and playing songs on my guitar, good times.
I was munching on some chips while drinking, and accidentally swallowed my plectrum instead of eating chips. Sounds stupid, but I didn't till actuall... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1424362539 | 1424416229 | t3_2wfw72 | t5_2to41 | 382 | Tipsypaddy: TIFU by keeping a promise to my ex
TL;DR: I fucked up by keeping my promise to the woman I loved and in return was told about all the people she's now having sex with less than 30 days after she ended a 1.5 yr long relationship by text.
Full story if you care.
I just got out of a long term relationship... | 7 | 54.571429 | |
1424363813 | 1424376616 | t3_2wfz1m | t5_2to41 | 18 | Pixelated_Tea: TIFU by editing my old school newspaper's facebook page
Okay, this just happened and I have yet to face any repercussions. Basically, I'm in college in now, first year and I was talking to some old friends from high school. They were talking about the how the old school newspaper is absolute shit now and... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1424363433 | 1424370891 | t3_2wfy5l | t5_2to41 | 195 | boredgenius: TIFU by shaving my pubes.
So I shaved myself a week ago. My wife prefers it so I do it for her but the problem is, when it starts to grow back even a little it gets itchy. Top that off, I have Dermatographic urticaria, a condition that means if I rub myself too hard, the skin gets even itchier.
I was sh... | 4 | 48.75 | |
1424365534 | 1424550815 | t3_2wg2tr | t5_2to41 | 3,633 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a joke I heard (read?) on reddit on a cute girl...
Yeah, this happened 5 minutes ago. Class in 6 so I'll be quick.
I heard this on an Askreddit thread about breaking awkward elevator silence...
Redditor in response to "Funny Jokes to Break Awkward Elevator Silence" thread: "Here's a good one!... | 24 | 151.375 | |
1424365622 | 1424367612 | t3_2wg30p | t5_2to41 | 55 | HiThere91: TIFU by Tindering Someone I Shouldn't Have
Well friends, I had a minor mishap on tinder last night.
I (23m) was hanging out with some buddies and enjoying the camaraderie before a night out for wings and a pitcher or three when I decided to peruse the goods on tinder. I am new to tinder and mostly use it f... | 5 | 11 | |
1424365874 | 1424489108 | t3_2wg3lr | t5_2to41 | 22 | kejigoto: TIFU by telling a customer at work that things could be worse and then asking another how they were doing [NSFW language]
So this didn't happen today but a few weeks back however I just discovered this community and figured this was worth a share.
I work at an oil change shop while I attend college and have ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1424366125 | 1424366584 | t3_2wg44k | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by returning a package.
This morning a the postman knocked on my door with a package for one of my neighbours. Now at this point I should say I moved in very recently so haven't really spoken to them yet. So he asks me to hold on to it for them as they are out and I agree. The package turns out to be lo... | 4 | 3 | |
1424364048 | 1424555074 | t3_2wfzkc | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwaway21915: TIFU by ruining by best friend's life
About a year ago, I met a girl that I really liked. She was smart, funny, and interesting. We had many of the same interests and we became best friends.
About three months ago, I had grown to admire her more than a friend should. I really liked her and decided to t... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1424368034 | 1424422576 | t3_2wg8k8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | WillKill4Hire: TIFU by sexually harassing a co-worker of mine.
So a little background may be needed, but don't worry this fuck up actually happened today which is a rarity for TIFU.
Anyway, I've lived my whole life as a sort of "different" person compared to everyone else. Where people were getting into relationships ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424363494 | 1424370211 | t3_2wfyaf | t5_2to41 | 4 | StonerSilence: TIFU By making my mother believe I was a Satanist.
So this literally just happened. I'm still in the same position in bed as when my mother talked to me about this.
But it all starts about five years ago when I decided I was an "emo" kid and it WASN'T A PHASE. So I frequented Hot Topic and wore dark cl... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424358756 | 1424376082 | t3_2wfodg | t5_2to41 | 4 | ------Username------: TIFU by trying to help an older Hispanic lady
So this just happened last night. I work at a restaurant and last night was pretty busy so my manager asked me to go around and see if any customers needed any help with anything.
So I'm walking around the restaurant trying to be helpful when I notice... | 4 | 1 | |
1424369727 | 1424387980 | t3_2wgce4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | VaticanBlackOps: TIFU by taking Benadryl
I just did this. JUST NOW. Jesus tap-dancing Christ I feel like such an ass.
I woke up this morning sneezing up a storm. I don't think I have a cold but my sinuses are itchy so maybe it's some sort of allergy. All I had was Benadryl so I took that, about an hour before an all-m... | 4 | 2.75 |
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