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1424164242 | 1424166898 | t3_2w6dvk | t5_2to41 | 25 | MrCreeperPhil: TIFU by dreaming about Reddit
Today I learned I'm an awkward beta, even in my own dreams. I'm writing this down two hours after I woke up, so some of the details might have already slipped away.
Apparently dream-me is also from the future, because in my dream I was a college freshman (mind you, I'm a hi... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1424165773 | 1424253924 | t3_2w6fjg | t5_2to41 | 163 | beterbotter: TIFU by not getting the clear cut signals a girl was sending me.
This happened years ago when I was about 17 or 18 years old.
Me and some friends were having a small get together at my house and among the group were some girls we liked. So we're out by the pool having a drink, talking and taking a swim.
So... | 6 | 27.166667 | |
1424165528 | 1424218753 | t3_2w6fbc | t5_2to41 | 101 | sarcasm_samurai: TIFU by smelling my finger on a plane
So I was travelling to Paris from Budapest with an early morning flight because I had some business to do. I put my cabin bag to the baggage holder and my backpack under the front seat. I carefully listened to the safety instructions (because safety is sexy) and fe... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1424166902 | 1424206517 | t3_2w6gn7 | t5_2to41 | 27 | brasherak: TIFU by buying milk
So today I made a BIG mistake. I go into my local Grocery store (Safeway) and head strait back to the milk section. In our store it is way in the back corner, past the deli counter. I usually won't drive to the store for just one thing, but when you have a box of Captain Crunch and no mil... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1424167703 | 1424216654 | t3_2w6hha | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my hands down my pants while browsing /r/cats
I'm not turned on by cats, I just like having my hands touching my dick while I browse cute funny little cats.
Then my mom walked in.
YukenKaminoke: Furry?
kitterpup: I'm a furry, I'm not turned on by cats.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424169641 | 1424170114 | t3_2w6je3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | sirtestosterone: TIFU by not drinking enough water
Usually, I always carry my water bottle with me. But I couldn't find it today so I decided to go without it. I hadn't realized how dependent I am on my water bottle. If it's not with me, I just don't drink water. So, I went through the whole day only taking a couple of... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424170388 | 1424349703 | t3_2w6k3v | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jmlevick: TIFU: By swiping to the left the potentially new love of my life in tinder
ContrarySnivy: Wait, so if you swipe to the left, you automatically wipe the person's profile off and can't re-access it? That seems like a very big flaw. They should have an "un-swipe" feature.
Jmlevick: Indeed. As Smokey117 pointed ... | 6 | 1 | |
1424174719 | 1424184641 | t3_2w6om2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | s4ndp4p3rm4n: TIFU by narcing on myself.
I work at Target. I'm also an avid PlayStation fan.
If any of you guys and gals are as well, then you know The Order: 1886 is one of the biggest releases of the year. You'll also probably know it doesn't come out until this Friday (02/20).
Well I just walked by the PS4 display... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424171887 | 1424352097 | t3_2w6lnh | t5_2to41 | 9 | HittingHeadWithStone: TIFU by accidently hitting someone with a stone on the head. At very high velocity.
So there are two Fuckups.
The first happened when I was in 5th grade, that was about 11 years ago.
I learned from a book in my library that : "The speed at which the rock hits the ground only depends on initial ... | 3 | 3 | |
1424175395 | 1424192041 | t3_2w6peo | t5_2to41 | 47 | shadytrex: TIFU by drinking too much espresso
Yesterday, I stopped by a coffee shop with an enticingly extensive menu. It was a bit later than I usually drink coffee, but I hadn't had any yet that day and I was psyched to try a gibraltar, a double-shot of espresso with a small cap of steamed milk.
"I'm on the West Co... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1424179259 | 1424196227 | t3_2w6u2z | t5_2to41 | 13 | midnightnoise: TIFU by going deep....
tashidagrt: Now they are going to trace your IP and find you. Then you'll be the one on that chair being tortured and killed.
midnightnoise: thank god for proxies
Thatslyb: You know TOR literally works with the government right? And unless you are paying quite a bit of money and ... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1424179458 | 1424202085 | t3_2w6ud4 | t5_2to41 | 43 | wwoodrum: TIFU by waking up my fiance
I live in Georgia and the power was out due to an "ice storm". I guess you could call it an ice storm as ice was layering on trees and knocking them down causing power outages. Well.... I was browsing reddit while we were in bed, and it was freaking cold since there was no power.
... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1424175891 | 1424182096 | t3_2w6pyr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating unwashed fruit
So in our fruit bowl we had this fruit called kaki or persimmons, which are pretty tasty, its optional to eat it with or without the skin, but i decided to eat it without because i didn't know at the time, i assumed i didn't need to wash it for the same reason you dont necessari... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424181914 | 1424267064 | t3_2w6xwm | t5_2to41 | 28 | Epicatt: TIFU by assuming I was not on speakerphone
Okay so this happened last year, and I still cringe when I think about what I did. So myself and some friends were all looking to move in together and the day had come to go take a tour of the house. One of my friends, let's call him Jay, had his father come up to tow... | 4 | 7 | |
1424176896 | 1424189373 | t3_2w6r29 | t5_2to41 | 25 | jano_el_mago: TIFU by sending a picture of my balls
So i'll start off by saying this didn't happen today but a few months back, anyway it was one my close friends birthdays and her younger sister was organizing a surprise birthday party for her. The younger sister of my friend invited everyone to a private event on fac... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1424181405 | 1424241788 | t3_2w6x34 | t5_2to41 | 3,425 | chestronzo: TIFU by giving the finger to a bus.
I live in Rome and walk to and from work everyday. Cars and buses in Rome drive insanely, but I've been here for a few years and am used to the flow of traffic. In Rome, you don't really wait for it to be clear before you cross, you just (carefully...with focus and atte... | 10 | 342.5 | |
1424182616 | 1424234006 | t3_2w6z0t | t5_2to41 | 1,667 | knifemeetingyou: TIFU by reading TIFU. Now I'm in the hospital..
I have created a throw away account for this sad, sad story.
Ok, so, i'm in emergency with a massive cut in my left leg and they tell me it's like a 3 hour wait so I thought I'd share with anybody who's bored how I got here..
I was browsing reddit thi... | 14 | 119.071429 | |
1424183472 | 1424185677 | t3_2w70fq | t5_2to41 | 17 | chchguy1: TIFU by screaming at my alcoholic dad
It's just happened about an hour ago. I think I just lost my voice, and the FU is not funny or anywhere close to funny.
Anyway, I spent about $2000 (I'm a student still and I support my self) flying across half the globe last month to visit my family and surprise them b... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1424184893 | 1424362232 | t3_2w732s | t5_2to41 | 33 | Unhealthy_Gush: tifu by telling my new boss his name is shit
So not the most amazing story but I thought I'd share it with you, I started a new job today and I don't know who anyone is. My middle name is George and I dislike it because as a child I used to get called Georgy Porgy, Georgy the fat boy, George Wank Face, ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1424186217 | 1424199512 | t3_2w75kc | t5_2to41 | 21 | talons1025: TIFU by makig out with co-worker
Drak_is_Right: Don't worry. It can get a lot worse. You could sleep with the big boss for a promotion. After your promotion, you start dating a manager on your level, big boss gets jealous even though it was a 1 time thing and she is engaged, then you have to quit.
Rojur... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1424188711 | 1424208480 | t3_2w7ain | t5_2to41 | 104 | [deleted]: TIFU: By going to the hood to buy stuff
Let's say I know a guy who lives in the hood, had something for sale, and I went up there to chat with him about it.
Rewind a day or two, I happen to dabble in my own sales of goods (different style), and happened to replenish my supply prior to heading up there. Par... | 8 | 13 | |
1424188883 | 1424189275 | t3_2w7avd | t5_2to41 | 15 | chinoble: TIFU by taking a nap
So when I got home today, I was rediculously tired. Like, more tired that I usually am. So I think to myself, "I'll have a quick nap." Its like, 5pm by this time.
I start making dinner and leave it to simmer because the longer you leave it, the better.
So I wake up and I need to pee, tha... | 3 | 5 | |
1424189024 | 1424189374 | t3_2w7b5r | t5_2to41 | 12 | Spicytunahandroll: TIFU by swearing at a Canadian Veteran
This morning I had my alarm set 10 minutes earlier so that I could get my usual Tuesday morning bagel and coffee from Tim Horton's on my way to work. I hop into my car, and drive to my neighborhood Timmys. I pull into the tiny lot from one of two entrances. Oh g... | 3 | 4 | |
1424189149 | 1424192357 | t3_2w7beo | t5_2to41 | 15 | igrowpeople: TIFU by asking my husband to get the baby
A few days ago in the early morning my baby woke up and wouldn't go back to sleep. After trying for the third time to put him back to bed, I asked my hubby to take a turn. Husbands are very slow at night to wake and deal with children. So by the time my husband had... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1424189517 | 1424272467 | t3_2w7c74 | t5_2to41 | 49 | jimbob8: TIFU by witnessing an act of pure monstrosity at a new subway branch
Actually happened today.
After accidentally dropping my meatball marinara on the floor, the subway lady kindly offers to make me a fresh sub. To my horror, there were only a few remnant meatballs left.. So she asks me what other topping... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1424190150 | 1424191767 | t3_2w7dhi | t5_2to41 | 10 | Goldtac: TIFU by trying to use a vending machine...
I'd just finished a test and was on my way back to my car when a wild vending machine appears. Thinking I could use a little boost, I set my eyes on a Mt. Dew. The machine wanted $1.50 for this transaction, so I happily feed it a dollar and dropped in 2 quarters. That... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424189722 | 1424191927 | t3_2w7cn2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Polarbot: TIFU by jumping at a window
As I will be going to Thailand again for holidays this year, I was reminded of my first trip to Thailand several years ago.
I was in Thailand for a family vacation. As it was my first time there and being the kid I was at the time, I was very excited.
Now the hotel we were livi... | 3 | 2 | |
1424190560 | 1424193271 | t3_2w7efs | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing a girls ass in a pool.
JCarl69: How is this a fuck up? Sound like success to me!
ihsussgnowbig: ITs cuz he fucked her too!!
| 3 | -1 | |
1424190715 | 1424234172 | t3_2w7et6 | t5_2to41 | 46 | CheapStripper: TIFU by sending the most NSFW link possible by accident
So this happened just last night. I was browsing through my saved posts on reddit when I came upon this [abomination](http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/630920). I rewatched the whole thing and thought that I should share it with some of my frien... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1424191349 | 1424197958 | t3_2w7g74 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Krimz52: TIFU by dipping my biscuit (cookie for Americans) in my tea for too long!
Was dipping my chocolate digestive in my tea and it fell in. I was fuming!
TeeHobbs: Dipping chocolate cookies in tea doesn't sound too appealing to my taste buds
Randy_Lahey000: you haven't lived, TeaHobbs
| 3 | 6.333333 | |
1424188077 | 1424196333 | t3_2w7991 | t5_2to41 | 5 | LuckyLuciano57: TIFU- by trying to shotgun a beer in front my cousin and new coworkers
so this happened last night, this is also my first ever post...
so i just started a job that my cousin helped me land and let me tell you the pay bump is amazing.
Last night after work my cousin asked if I wanted to come chill out ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424191743 | 1424214603 | t3_2w7h5e | t5_2to41 | 158 | QuitLookingAtMe: TIFU by asking "Do you take Discover"
So, I'm trying to complete an online purchase a couple of hours ago and I want to use my Discover card. I notice the Discover logo on the checkout page, but when you open the dropdown to select the card type, Discover is not there. I decided to click the "chat with... | 7 | 22.571429 | |
1424191963 | 1424206954 | t3_2w7hon | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by being thirsty and in a hurry
This literally happened minutes ago and is by far the most embarrassing thing I've ever done (including the time I thought it would be a good idea to eat two bags of hot cheetos when I was a meter reader, and crapped my pants so throughly even my boots were full of red sh... | 5 | 12 | |
1424191424 | 1424214078 | t3_2w7ge6 | t5_2to41 | 1,027 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to save money by finishing my own countertop and end up looking like a pervert..
race_car: [a relevant xkcd](http://xkcd.com/236/)
bathroomstalin: Ugh. xkcd is insufferable.
iamatworkrightnao: Fuck you, Stalin.
bathroomstalin: I guess I'm just not smart enough to get all the complicated sc... | 10 | 102.7 | |
1424192806 | 1424220905 | t3_2w7jok | t5_2to41 | 117 | itsmeitsmeitsbm23: TIFU by mishearing a German.
I was doing some travelling through Europe a few months ago and after a raucous night in Prague I headed off on a train to Vienna.
Austria were playing Montenegro that night in an international football match and I thought I'd try and see if I could get some tickets. I g... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1424193405 | 1424392960 | t3_2w7l3t | t5_2to41 | 688 | MeetLawrence: TIFU by listening to music while snowblowing
I just bought a snowblower. Nah, let me try that again. Spending way more money than one should ever spend on residential outdoor equipment, I bought the snowblower that makes all your snowblowers look like Fisher-Price entry-level bitches (ages 3-6). Folks,... | 11 | 62.545455 | |
1424192935 | 1424211561 | t3_2w7jzf | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU: as a Resident Advisor on the night of my 21st birthday (US)
TIFU:
To preface the story, I am a junior female resident advisor for freshman. I have my own room with bathroom on a hall with suite style rooms with a kitchenette and bathroom.
So a week or so ago it was my 21st birthday. And as you are sup... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424191423 | 1424209217 | t3_2w7ge5 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Floaty18: TIFU by chugging a bottle of soy sauce
This happened last night.
I was out at dinner with my SO when my friend, "Jeff", text me to accompany him at a Benihana where he would be meeting a girl he found online. I only get to see Jeff once a week, if that, so naturally I want to go right away. After my SO and I... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1424195606 | 1424247425 | t3_2w7q85 | t5_2to41 | 8,904 | Futurebreath: TIFU by entrusting my dignity in a 5-year-old
Okay, so maybe that's a no-brainer.
But this is how it went down:
My coworker and I were making small talk with a customer's 5 year old during checkout and he asked how old my coworker was.
She told him to guess and he guessed 20. She is 19 so she said, "Wow!... | 16 | 556.5 | |
1424195436 | 1424276462 | t3_2w7ptw | t5_2to41 | 68 | ihsussgnowbig: TIFU by peeing in the dark
So some backstory:
I was riding my bike at around 2am trying to get back to my house after going to a party thrown for my friend. At the party, I probably drank over a gallon of random shit, and I forgot to stop by the bathroom before leaving.
But anyway, I was almost at my h... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1424197127 | 1424235845 | t3_2w7tun | t5_2to41 | 868 | highconan: TIFU By using craigslist
This happened on sunday, not today. Here comes a long post, so I apologize for the wall of text your about to encounter.
I should start my fuck up by saying I am a tech-freak. Meaning, to me, that I get super super excited about owning something new related to technology, whether it... | 16 | 54.25 | |
1424197429 | 1424197627 | t3_2w7uj0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | WhatIfThenSo_: TIFU with vodka
I get smelly hair... sometimes. It typically happens when I haven't cut my hair in a while and no matter how I shampoo my damn hair it ends up smelling after a day, even without physical activity. Being the idiot I am, I look for a quick fix for smelly hair. Clicked the first result on Go... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424160259 | 1424198671 | t3_2w69wy | t5_2to41 | 5 | Cyrik6: TIFU by gyming it up too hard
Today, I decided to go to the gym with my sister (after complaining so much, I was bound to cave in). To start things off, I decided to go 6 MPH, even though I have not done any sort of of working out in the last five months, but doing track for a while got my pride up. After that,... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424197532 | 1424247922 | t3_2w7urt | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting with another girl two days after I got back with my ex. I'm terrified she'll break up with me tomorrow.
I dated a girl for three months, until we broke up two months ago for various reasons. I initiated it, but it was more or less mutual.
Two days ago, we met and got back together. The trut... | 7 | 14.571429 | |
1424197547 | 1424197937 | t3_2w7utf | t5_2to41 | 9 | man_teats: TIFU by breaking into a safe in a friends house, and finding.......
PremiumGoldUser: You won't believe what one redditor found in his friends safe!! Click here to find out!
King_Siege: Safe makers HATE him for discovering this one weird trick!
| 3 | 3 | |
1424197784 | 1424205461 | t3_2w7vba | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a piggy back ride (somewhat NSFW)
Last year during first period, (I had band so all we did was goof around) , my friend offered to give me a piggy back ride, which I accepted, because who doesn't like jumping on someone's back and getting a free ride? Anyway I get on his back, (we are bo... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1424191227 | 1424210098 | t3_2w7fy3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Tamhvm: TIFU by eating the last cheese stick in the buffet
Hi again everyone. This just happened, around 15 minutes ago or so.
Today is a special day in my work, so the managers brought up a buffet breakfast to celebrate. The buffet started by 7:30 am, and now it is 11:15am.
Anyway, everyone had their order, and ate ... | 3 | 7 | |
1424193066 | 1424207955 | t3_2w7kah | t5_2to41 | 229 | _Eggs_: TIFU by arriving 20 minutes late to the movie theater
I'll keep this short and sweet (sort of).
I went to the movies with my dad last night to see Kingsman: The Secret Service. He was running late and we ended up getting to the theater 20 minutes late, which I thought was fine because they always run previews ... | 4 | 57.25 | |
1424199416 | 1424285721 | t3_2w7z6g | t5_2to41 | 110 | vu002275: TIFU by trying pull a high school prank
I'm in high school and nothing is more funny than poop stories and poop smells. So, I purchased the "Liquid Ass" spray and brought it to school. For all those who don't know what that is, read reviews on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW) The... | 8 | 13.75 | |
1424199732 | 1424204016 | t3_2w7zxn | t5_2to41 | 9 | thewizard73: TIFU By Sitting On The Couch.
This happened just a few minutes ago, still shaken up about it.
So I was browsing Reddit while eating lunch, as usual. I finish eating
and thought it was a great idea to sit on my couch while still browsing Reddit.
So I sit down and suddenly my hair starts to itch so
I scr... | 3 | 3 | |
1424199899 | 1424200195 | t3_2w80cy | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By forgetting I was watching Gotham with my mom
So this was about 30 minutes ago so yay it was actually today. So pretty much if anyone has watched the show you know that it introduces you to characters before they grew up to become people like Two face or Riddler. So they introduced Cat-Women as a teen... | 3 | 1 | |
1424200789 | 1424202553 | t3_2w82fz | t5_2to41 | 12 | Gordon101: TIFU by putting the wrong email in my resume.
Last week I went to a huge career fair. I talked to a few representatives from bunch of different companies and gave them my resume, hoping to get an internship. Today I realized the email I put on my resume is wrong. No wonder I received 0 emails. fml.
theycalle... | 4 | 3 | |
1424201019 | 1424202432 | t3_2w82zr | t5_2to41 | 8 | well__fuck_: TIFU by thinking my girlfriend was as horny as i was
ContrarySnivy: All I can really say is be 100% sure next time. You really should have asked considering how she made it clear she wasn't ready for sex yet.
HopelessSuit: Can you blame him?
When a girl plays with my dick, all previous "I don't want to ha... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424201851 | 1424202628 | t3_2w84xv | t5_2to41 | 3 | ohmygod209: TIFU! HELP NEED ADVICE
ContrarySnivy: So did your friend snitch on you or did the superintendent recognize you?
I just recommend not doing it again and forgetting this happened until something actually happens.
ohmygod209: no he didnt snitch
| 3 | 1 | |
1424202379 | 1424202989 | t3_2w866i | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in my car.
StrangerFeelings: Always roll your window down a cracked when farting... Helps prevent it from smelling if you pick up someone.
oisanji: Its freezing outside dude
StrangerFeelings: It's freezing g here too, but I still do it. Just a cracked works.
| 4 | 13.25 | |
1424202551 | 1424202955 | t3_2w86k1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: Vodka & Taboo
So... I am the lightest of the lightweights and I get invited to a small house party.At this particular friends house they play board games and beer pong. My SO and I are taboo champions (when sober). I have a few glasses of si roc peach vodka with orange juice and other fruity crap. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424201825 | 1424366858 | t3_2w84vp | t5_2to41 | 33 | slam7211: TIFU by walking outside
So I currently live in the north pole...umm..er I mean Boston, and I decided to walk outside at around 8PM a few days ago with no gloves. 20 mintues to go grab some food. I get back inside freezing, warm back up. At this point my hands are on fire, but I chalk it up to rapid warming. N... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1424057766 | 1424213917 | t3_2w1fuu | t5_2to41 | 2 | hufflesnuff: TIFU by not knowing how weddings work
So i'm a simple guy who doesn't like to think about important stuff too much, e.g. legal forms, insurance, etc... Thus two weeks ago I had a slight mishap at my wedding.
Apart from my aunt falling over and breaking her wrist during the fiance walking down the isle pa... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424203335 | 1424225407 | t3_2w88cq | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get into contact with my dad
alright, let me start off with this. I haven't seen or talked to my dad since I was 6 (97'). I was at work on my lunch dicking around on my phone as usual and he came across my mind so I figured a quick google search would calm my nerves. I look at a few of the ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1424204675 | 1424208265 | t3_2w8bgs | t5_2to41 | 1 | todayirealyfuckedup: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend with my best friend.
todayirealyfuckedup: Damn, I had no idea people were so rude here. o_o LMAO :P
mero8181: Well to be fair its a wierd ass story. You are boy friend and girlfriend after 1 date?
todayirealyfuckedup: Uh... I'm sorry... Do I have to eat her puss... | 7 | 0.142857 | |
1424197602 | 1424225844 | t3_2w7uxc | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing what I usually do
Today I fucked up as I had planned to go home tonight on a flight to my native Ireland from uni in Scotland. So my day started off pretty standard just getting packed & putting in a quick shift at my part-time job before i left for the train station. Once I got to the tra... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1424204662 | 1424208030 | t3_2w8bfe | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying,"dating", and breaking up with a really cute woman...
Throwaway because I figured I fucked up enough as it is.
To start off, I lied on my profile about how old I was. Let's just say that I said I was 12 years older than I really am. So I'm searching okc, find the cute girls, say they're cute,... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424204422 | 1424284639 | t3_2w8axc | t5_2to41 | 352 | Aawwyissss: TIFU by washing my hands with gloves on.
So a bit of context.
I'm a guy living in N.Carolina and its been a real cold couple of days. It even snowed last night (This is snow to us. Don't judge alright!). So I wore my scarf and gloves for some extra protection. I'verecently been growing my hair out and it ... | 5 | 70.4 | |
1424204721 | 1424271136 | t3_2w8bke | t5_2to41 | 219 | storeManage: TIFU by running a CC transaction the wrong way, costing my store $8000 in lost product.
So last night around closing time, a guy came in and bought almost 8 grand's worth of product. We're a very niche store, and don't get such large sales often, so even though I'm the manager, I wasn't 100% versed in how ... | 10 | 21.9 | |
1424204668 | 1424273275 | t3_2w8bg1 | t5_2to41 | 33 | mylifeispoo2015: TIFU by drinking my dad's pee
Ok, so this one needs a little bit of context. I'm a boxer: I train at a pro gym in Philly. My dad is also a boxer, and has for the last 6 months or so been training at my gym: nothing serious, just getting back in shape (I'm 24, he's 56).
Occasionally I'll meet him at th... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1424205927 | 1424511813 | t3_2w8e7g | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a religious old librarian if the bible was in the fiction or non-fiction section.
This happened two years ago.
My friends and I went to a road trip to all of Texas biggest cities looking to apply to the schools that would give us a better deal with our scholarships.
Our first stop was Dallas... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424205217 | 1424242798 | t3_2w8cna | t5_2to41 | 164 | Nathangray77: TIFU By Pushing My Girlfriend Off A Roof (Aftermath Pics Inside)
Like most of these TIFU stories, this didn't actually happen today but 2 years ago on 4th of July. I went over to my GF house to celebrate and watch fireworks with her and her roommates. We BBQ'd, drank, did the usual 4th holiday weekend stu... | 6 | 27.333333 | |
1424207668 | 1424209022 | t3_2w8i6o | t5_2to41 | 88 | Mazzystr: TIFU by breaking my 2 yr old daughter leg when we crashed the flexible flyer into a curb
We rode the flexible flyer down the icy street 20 times and then I thought Yup, 1 more time then back to work and nap for the little one. We were going no faster than any other trip but missed turning up the street (ya k... | 4 | 22 | |
1424208560 | 1424540105 | t3_2w8kbf | t5_2to41 | 30 | confession150213: TIFU by following the advice of multiple people and telling someone how I felt in hope it would cheer them up.
**Background**
When I was 22 my dad married a woman with a 19 yo daughter, let's call her Sarah. I say this because although Sarah is technically my stepsister I never grew up with her and ... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1424209551 | 1424210392 | t3_2w8mlv | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating Hot Cheetos Puffs
russketeer34: http://i.imgur.com/iZQczMK.gifv
pm-me-something-fun: Risky click of the day
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1424209770 | 1424311976 | t3_2w8n3f | t5_2to41 | 34 | fatasspedo: TIFU by going to my boyfriends
So you probably know where this going but, I went home with my boyfriend after school today and i really needed to take a shit. I joked about it and he teased me but then i decided to make the courageous decision to actually go (normally i wouldve held it but im staying at hi... | 10 | 3.4 | |
1424209970 | 1424216759 | t3_2w8nip | t5_2to41 | 4 | thurg: TIFU by telling a Chinese student cum = come
There was a Chinese student in my high school who hung out in the same group as me.
One day, he asked me about abbreviations we use in texting, like "y", "u", "theirs" and "there's", LOL and Xmas etc.
For fun, I said "cum" is short for "come" and he bought it.
Come... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424208313 | 1424210932 | t3_2w8jq9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | BrickNuggets: TIFU by dropping a deuce in a plastic bag in a mini bus full of my friends..
Solaris54: You can say shit.
BrickNuggets: Cheers man, I guess it's just the f bomb that got my post removed the first time then.
Solaris54: You can say that too.
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1424210623 | 1424211305 | t3_2w8p34 | t5_2to41 | 54 | porcupineprincess: TIFU by showing my ass to someone I just met.
So I just met this guy and he is insanely attractive and sweet. He asked for my number and I happily gave it to him. Everything was going great! He asked me if I wanted to go have coffee with him that evening, so i said yes. We started talking and the con... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1424211094 | 1424214381 | t3_2w8q5a | t5_2to41 | 7 | thefrostyfour: TIFU by trying to cook and eat a chicken breast
Today I was sitting around and decided I was hungry, so I decided to cook a frozen chicken breast.
I picked out the biggest one, put a pat of garlic butter on it, wrapped it in foil, and threw it in the oven. 350 degrees for an hour. I took it out, and it... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424207765 | 1424235325 | t3_2w8if7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | TeammmRocket: TIFU by being publicly indecent in a study area
The building at my university is pretty modern and we have these study rooms where one wall is completely glass and it's very easy to see inside. Well my boyfriend and I were studying together in one of them and in light of the stress of midterms we needed t... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1424213908 | 1424216173 | t3_2w8wdl | t5_2to41 | 15 | Rileaa: TIFU when buying underwear
I was trying to buy some underwear in a shop, and I saw the type and brand I wanted. However, they were on too high a shelf for me to reach, so I asked a shop assistant to help me. She was happy to and asked me what size I wanted, I replied 'Small'.
She struggled to reach them, but ... | 5 | 3 | |
1424213994 | 1424216563 | t3_2w8wky | t5_2to41 | 6 | OneWonder: TIFU by signing up for a free trial of SlingTV
So to let you guys understand my issue, today marked the end of my week trial with SlingTV. Apparently a multi billion dollar tv conglomerate can only offer a week of a free trial for some reason, but after trying to cancel my renewal on their website I ran into... | 3 | 2 | |
1424215923 | 1424216169 | t3_2w90rq | t5_2to41 | 5 | Logan42: TIFU by leaving cooked mac and cheese on the stove.
mooninasodacan: the ants crawled out of your burner? Do ants live in your oven? There shouldn't be ants living in your oven
Crimson_Raven_Fox: More importantly, how did they crawl out? I suspect it's a gas stove because electric usually won't have a lot of s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424216176 | 1424216363 | t3_2w91b1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost burning my house down...
So, yesterday I was dealing with frozen pipes thanks to weather in the negatives and a slightly open hole in the foundation of my house. After renting a heater and getting the pipes unfrozen, I vowed to seal the hole up really, really well. It was late, dark, and I jus... | 4 | 3 | |
1424215405 | 1424223607 | t3_2w8zng | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by Trying to Hold in a Fart
tizorres: Hi thevoiceofzeke, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by Trying to Hold in a Fart*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 1. All fuck-ups must be original and yours.
* 1a. No posting someone else's fuckup, it must... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424216295 | 1424278130 | t3_2w91kf | t5_2to41 | 469 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching myself.
I prepared homemade jalapeño poppers. After I finished I took a piss. Dick was on fire. After 10 minutes or so the pain became unbearable, so took a shower. Water got in my eye, so I rubbed my eyes. Eyes and dick are on fire. Layed in fetal position in shower for half hour. Feeling r... | 8 | 58.625 | |
1424207273 | 1424242088 | t3_2w8h8m | t5_2to41 | 19 | Chocolate_Drops: TIFU by being lonely
Ok so this was actually something that happened about 6 years ago but it is still causing me problems today.
So I was a lonely person who turned to the internet for comfort. I found a forum that I liked and started to spend a lot on time on it. Most the people on there were cool, ... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1424218077 | 1424289062 | t3_2w95fk | t5_2to41 | 31 | Tyrannosaurus-Rekt: TIFU by instinctively saying "Nice!" to something...not so nice
To give some context I'm 15, and I live with my uncle, more specifically my room is in the basement. This was earlier today, like 12:30 in the morning and my uncle had just got home with his newish girlfriend. Flashback to like 11:30 my... | 13 | 2.384615 | |
1424218433 | 1424219799 | t3_2w9677 | t5_2to41 | 26 | donttouchmybuttz: TIFU by making a dark joke about my brother in the hospital.
My brother, who is in high school, played football under the direction of a coach who happened to be my mortal fucking enemy when I attended the school several years ago. My brother, who was fairly new to this school, worshipped the ground ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1424218219 | 1424316169 | t3_2w95r1 | t5_2to41 | 1,621 | ssocks: TIFU by trying out a lucid dream app
Awhile back I had become interested in the idea of lucid dreaming when had I read about these sleep eye masks you could wear to bed. They were programmed flash an LED in your eye when you were in an REM state (dreaming). Recognizing the LED while dreaming would trigger you t... | 13 | 124.692308 | |
1424219413 | 1424222177 | t3_2w9888 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Stale-Bread: TIFU by not driving fast enough
TIFU, or like most posts, not today but three weeks ago this happened…
Background: So we were out with her sisters and their spouses at this restaurant they freaking love, which is a good 40-45 minutes from our home. Everything was great and the food was fantastic, perfect... | 3 | 3 | |
1424222341 | 1424321341 | t3_2w9e91 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: Tifu by giving 4chan my address
Ok huge fuck up guys. The danger isn't over yet. Im still shaking. I will try to explain. Basically I bought a domain and website hosting, with the name of a popular meme. I thought it would be funny to make it into a funny little website, so I posted to 4chan and circle jerk... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1424222822 | 1424383743 | t3_2w9f8g | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally revealing that I'm gay.
I was at my friends house. And there were about 4 people over. All friends of mine and we were just hanging out. We were watching videos and I wanted to show a video of that youtube star 'VitalyTV'. He was in a porno but he couldn't get his penis up. I found it to... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1424223245 | 1424223798 | t3_2w9g68 | t5_2to41 | 6 | SephYuyX: TIFU by reminding someone their son is dead.
Several years ago a younger acquaintance of mine died due to mysterious means. It caused quite a sad rift in his friends and family, which I'm sure all of these factors caused insurmountable pain for his parents.
I happenstance upon his parents and start... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424209150 | 1424253436 | t3_2w8loa | t5_2to41 | 21 | lemmehlemmeh: TIFU by setting my crotch on fire
Instead of most posts in this thread this actually happened a few hours ago.
Here we go:
So I was sitting on my couch with a glass of whiskey, being a bit tipsy. I decided it would be nice to turn on the fireplace, so i grabbed the bio-ethanol from the garage. I pour A L... | 3 | 7 | |
1424223933 | 1424280801 | t3_2w9hlm | t5_2to41 | 17 | akidintrouble: TIFU by telling my teacher I saw 50 Shades of Grey
I've been lurking on r/tifu for quite some time, and finally have something embarrassing enough to contribute! Though the FU happened today, it needs a bit of back-story.
I went to watch 50 Shades of Grey with one of my best girlfriends over the long we... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1424224449 | 1424227550 | t3_2w9imm | t5_2to41 | 4 | MenacingMongolian: TIFU by almost killing myself.
So this didn't happened today, it happened a year ago during Carnival.
A little background: It was Carnival and here in Portugal as a student you get 3 days off school (Monday to Wednesday), so a friend of mine invited me and 2 other friends to go his grandparents hou... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424225059 | 1424249893 | t3_2w9jww | t5_2to41 | 2 | taxidriver1138: TIFU by interviewing for a diversity facilitator position and pulling a Michael Scott
This did not happen to me, but a non-redditor friend who gave me permission to post on his behalf. It will be told as if I were him.
The company I was interview with does training seminars on diversity to help broade... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424226715 | 1424348910 | t3_2w9n7j | t5_2to41 | 10 | safitudo: TIFU by smashing kitten with a door
This happened a year ago.
My SO went traveling for a week and asked to host a kitten at my place for that time. Everything went fine, and it honestly annoyed me just a little. After she came back she was very glad to see it again. We ordered pizza and when it arrived I smas... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424227157 | 1424230725 | t3_2w9o3n | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping my nephew out
I was with my brother (Stephen) and his son (James) at a café today, we were sitting down looking through the menus. I ordered the goats cheese salad and they ordered two BLT's. As we're waiting, James was typing something up on his phone but is mustn't have been working properl... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1424227405 | 1424232472 | t3_2w9okh | t5_2to41 | 19 | niko-: TIFU when my girlfriend asked me if I thought she had an average-sized torso and I replied, "everything on you is average."
Fumaji: 100% chance she'll bring this up to guilt-trap you about something in an unrelated context in the future. Never fails.
itim__office: Honey, she's just a coworker. There's nothing ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1424227766 | 1424233962 | t3_2w9p9d | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my crush how her Valentine's Day was
I always talk to my crush, like trying to get to know them and see if we have anything in common and all that. We get a long pretty well, and she's such a cool and sweet person. One thing that I love about her is her love for animals. Today, I was asking he... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424227351 | 1424228206 | t3_2w9ohd | t5_2to41 | 21 | miho192: TIFU by giving out candy at work
This didn't happen today, but I thought some people might get a laugh over my discomfort since I've started getting over it myself.
I am an English teacher living in Valencia, Spain, and I teach all kinds of students, from about 2 years old to adults. I had to teach a class on ... | 3 | 7 | |
1424228740 | 1424310615 | t3_2w9r2s | t5_2to41 | 14 | jerimiahf: TIFU by giving my wife a cave cricket
So a few years back during the height of summer, my wife had called to me from the bathroom as she was out of TP. Being that I bulk shop at Costco, I went to the basement to be the good husband I am and come to the rescue.
About halfway down the basement stairs, I see ... | 5 | 2.8 |
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