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1424103099 | 1424105415 | t3_2w34p8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | G00dOne: TIFU by ripping my pants in front of school children
So today was the beginning of my third week in my new part time IT Support job at a private high school. I was given the basic task of handing out new iPad Air's (and cases) to a class of year 7 boys. The classroom was a fair walk from my office and I defini... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1424104733 | 1424107703 | t3_2w3824 | t5_2to41 | 36 | asuvidha: TIFU by calling the HR recruiter “Miss”
Basically I just got into the Top 50 of the selection process for an Award (+ internship) and I got an email to which I had to respond quickly.
The name of the recruiter is a VERY common female name but can be used for males. I write the email titled “Miss” + “Last Nam... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1424104066 | 1424130895 | t3_2w36ph | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by being amp'd up from a great first date
So I'm going for a stroll downtown after a successful early dinner first date. The conversation was great so we were going to go for coffee. The girl is clever, funny, and too pretty for me. All great qualities.
As we're walking, we walk by a homeless lady who ... | 4 | 5 | |
1424106540 | 1424137590 | t3_2w3c1i | t5_2to41 | 19 | l3ntz41: TIFU by drinking Four Loko
This actually happened Thursday as the title suggests but its been a very busy weekend.
So My girlfriend came up Thursday from her respective university because my fraternity’s biggest party of the year was Friday, so we figured we would have fun then and then we would celebrate Val... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1424107847 | 1424122167 | t3_2w3etx | t5_2to41 | 351 | T-Corp: TIFU by opening my friends bathroom at 4 in the morning. [NSFW]
eat_me_now: Read that whole thing while eating Wendy's chili.
Sevigor: I bet it's still delicious too.
eat_me_now: I can't actually taste anything today. It sucks being stuffed up:(
KeiEx: You are finally stuffed, now we only need to find an oven... | 8 | 43.875 | |
1424108521 | 1424109936 | t3_2w3g90 | t5_2to41 | 10 | PugJaws: TIFU by procrastinating too much
A little backstory on me, I'm a senior in highschool. I SHOULD be going to college next year, but because of my corcumstances that might not happen.
I have a bad habit of procrastinating my homework until its too late to even turn in for late credit. This apllies to college do... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424109097 | 1424112960 | t3_2w3hjj | t5_2to41 | 15 | Airrowathia: TIFU by tying to be empathetic
So today my mother and I are on our way to visit one of the colleges I've been accepted to, about an hour from home. Yesterday, however, while I was at a journalism competition, my family was at a funeral for a little twelve-year-old who succumbed to cancer. I never knew him ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1424107127 | 1424125018 | t3_2w3daj | t5_2to41 | 28 | durpin-durkin: TIFU while using the restroom at work.
So today, I fucked up pretty bad at work. I work at a small roofing company in the north Dallas area that has maybe 4 employees in the office. I got into the office a little late today, but since it is slow season I was still in before everyone else.
I am just an ... | 7 | 4 | |
1424111821 | 1424112741 | t3_2w3ngl | t5_2to41 | 6 | Mr-Goat: TIFU by killing the mood [nsfw]
This happened five minutes ago.
So Im about to have sexy time with myself, when I'm serious I like to have some soft intro before watching actual porn, I though I'll google "bikini" on images. Yeah, I like it, thats nice, now add "teen"(now I have "bikini teen") and I see this ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424111942 | 1424112480 | t3_2w3nr8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | vohit4rohit: TIFU by using a lint roller
I wasn't wearing a shirt. I have a hairy chest. After lint rolling I have a slightly less hairy chest.
flawedtranquility: Where do you get your lint rollers? They must be mighty powerful to remove the hair from your chest. Mine barely snatch the hair away from my clothing.
All... | 3 | 4 | |
1424110617 | 1424210176 | t3_2w3kyc | t5_2to41 | 101 | [deleted]: TIFU by going hot tubbing
This happened yesterday. Background: I’m 24, and I had been texting this woman, 33 (we’ll call her Sadie) who is a mutual friend of a married couple (Jim and Mary). This married couple consists of two of my best friends. They have been giving me romantic-type advice for a few years... | 14 | 7.214286 | |
1424111159 | 1424115836 | t3_2w3m0f | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting free tickets to a bridal expo and asking my girlfriend (who I haven't asked to marry yet) if she would be interested in going...
So I'm offered free tickets to a bridal expo by a friend and I stupidly ask my girlfriend (who I have every intention of marrying very soon) if she would be interes... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424112400 | 1424182904 | t3_2w3oti | t5_2to41 | 20 | staticlag: TIFU by trusting eBay/paypal
leibinz110: I had a similar issue with an IPAD. File a complaint with the BBB NOW. I believe they have to respond within 10 days. In the meantime keep calling customer service and ask to speak to manager after manager after manager.
Also send an email to jdonahoe@ebay.com , t... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1424112804 | 1424151495 | t3_2w3pp9 | t5_2to41 | 150 | bigmanbeats: TIFU by throwing a banana peel and literally causing my friend's car to crash.
A bunch of friends and I were carpooling back from a road trip on the long vacation weekend. We had stopped for snacks and I was needing some potassium because I was getting cramps in the car, so I bought a bunch of bananas. We... | 4 | 37.5 | |
1424114290 | 1424145014 | t3_2w3t2c | t5_2to41 | 22 | MrNoodleIncident: TIFU by allowing my kids to sit on my lap
Had my 3 year old and 1 year old sitting on my lap. It's time to get up. Wasn't paying attention, gently place 3 year old on the ground, push 1 year old off and he lands on face.
fallenwhiteknight: From your title, I was thinking that they somehow crushed y... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1424111836 | 1424122047 | t3_2w3ni1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Saraphaim: TIFU by trying to make waffles
Okay, this happened literally minutes ago, but I can't completely give all the details. Here we go...
So, it's early in the morning and I decide to make waffles for me and my girlfriend for breakfast. I open the waffle mix and I see I'm missing an ingredient. So, the only logi... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424114339 | 1424175701 | t3_2w3t6a | t5_2to41 | 18 | Seanhorns: TIFU by watching Spartacus during the daytime in the family room
So watching the starz channel series Spartacus in the family room where we just had brand new windows installed and are repainting the room. Mother brings over friends to check out new windows and to show what else we are going to do in the roo... | 6 | 3 | |
1424115096 | 1424135331 | t3_2w3uvz | t5_2to41 | 20 | johncellis89: TIFU by using the handicapped stall
JZApples: Well then you wait......you wait.
Amerizilian: I love that show :)
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1424115419 | 1424272573 | t3_2w3vn9 | t5_2to41 | 95 | not_liz_lemon: TIFU by moaning at the gym (true story)
this TIFU is true, I swear. but it didnt happen today.
I go to gym twice a week. I do a warm up and then circle training.
Last week I had put a new playlist on my ipod. Which was good because the gym radio was playing some rather slow songs. I turned up the volu... | 8 | 11.875 | |
1424100506 | 1424118078 | t3_2w2zk8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | betrayx: TIFU by drinking two 40ozer's at 1:30 AM.
Me and my buddy got together to drink for a bit and play games.
After a while we're feeling unsatisfied - we dash to the gas station and pick up 2 King Cobras each. We slam both of them down in around 25-30 minutes. We get caught up watching Youtube for a little bit ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1424117571 | 1424118002 | t3_2w40ga | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing fetch
This happened about a week ago for anyone that's wondering. So anyway, to give some context, I have a Cairn Terrier. He is about 5 years old. He is kind of small but boy can he pack a punch when he bites you. Also, he is very good at playing fetch. Anyway, I decided that it might be a g... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424116975 | 1424119532 | t3_2w3z39 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Spartan-Yetti: TIFU by loosing the best thing I had going for me
Today I made the mistake of tackling the monster that is my closet. But the event that is about to unfold in front of your very eyes is not that tale. You see, in my angst to clear up more room for my growing collection of objects that will never again se... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424115029 | 1424160514 | t3_2w3uqr | t5_2to41 | 29 | CallMeBlasian: TIFU by resetting my friends phone
So my friend was over and he left his phone sitting around. Of course i grew the urge to lock him out of his device by entering the wrong password repeatedly. Little did I know that the Galaxy S4 automatically factory resets the phone if the passcode is entered incorrec... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1424118631 | 1424120677 | t3_2w42uv | t5_2to41 | 43 | tifuthrowawayfar: TIFU by using my phone camera, not a mirror, to see my vag
schroedingersfat: He saw.
TravelerCorp: Can confirm, am a tall guy. We see everything.
schroedingersfat: I am also tall. I would also add that we are hard wired to spot a vagina.
555-1212: I am tall as well and I saw OP's vag pic all the way... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1424120341 | 1424124281 | t3_2w46om | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my lab group look at my very own sperm cells
hebroslion: Sounds like BS to me.
romanreignsWWECHAMP: such bullshit, no way sperm cells stay preserved after all the door handles he opens
no way some kid recognizes a sperm cell swimming around cause they wouldn't survive that shit
no way teach... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1424121264 | 1424129991 | t3_2w48rz | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my friend a black eye to celebrate her modeling career.
Happened last night but fuck it.
I have a friend, we'll call her Mindy. Mindy is very, very, pretty. I've known her boyfriend since grade school, we'll call him Jack.
We'll Jack calls me up and invites me to a celebration/going away pa... | 3 | 3 | |
1424120705 | 1424125391 | t3_2w47iu | t5_2to41 | 18 | ChargeYourPhoneIdiot: TIFU by not charging my phone on Valentine's Day.
It was Valentine's Day. Me and my friends (all guys, late teens) "decided" to have a single's night. Well... we didn't decide... we're just not very popular with the girls.
Anyway, on Friday night we went to a club, almost got in a fight, didn't g... | 11 | 1.636364 | |
1424121550 | 1424154893 | t3_2w49fs | t5_2to41 | 11 | BC_M3: TIFU by not having a teleport machine
So I work a govt job 30 minutes from home. It's just close enough that it leaves the impression that I should be able to whip home to fix stuff on my lunch break whenever it arises. It's just far enough away to render this an impossibility. Wife calls me raging - doorbell ri... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1424121030 | 1424132984 | t3_2w488r | t5_2to41 | 16 | YouDisagree: TIFU by trying to win an argument with my wife.
I told my wife I would get groceries during an argument trying to prove her wrong. No big deal, right? Wrong. I should have gone yesterday. Now the storm rolls in and the roads are not safe to drive. I still have to get the groceries. I have a long cold... | 9 | 1.777778 | |
1424122536 | 1424130027 | t3_2w4bny | t5_2to41 | 7 | bootybanger: TIFU by texting my friend i'd fuck his girlfriend whose also my crush
thatfamousdude: Doesn't matter, had sex.
YesOrNaw: Yep, nothing else matters
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424123126 | 1424128927 | t3_2w4d01 | t5_2to41 | 9 | BruceWayne-Batman: TIFU, By being the Good Guy. Friendzoning myself.
niceguythrowaway1234: You were nice guy.
From a fellow nice guy, I feel your pain.
They say nice guys finish last.
In my experience, nice guys usually end up finishing by hand.
CptAustus: Uh, was he? Didn't he kind of fake a friendship hoping for ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424125167 | 1424241946 | t3_2w4hql | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being black in all the right places
so this all started a couple months ago in school. In one of my classes we are making chisels and I'm fairly new to this school so i only hang out with a group of friends that consists of 3 people. all of use where in the shop making these chisels and one of my fri... | 6 | 1 | |
1424125923 | 1424131065 | t3_2w4jcl | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by intimating I would report drug dealers to the police
My ex boyfriend kept stealing from me. He would not stop. In a moment of rage I said I would report his drug dealer friends to the police. He told the drug dealers I said that. The drug dealers have hired assassins to kill me. I'm going to die soon... | 6 | 1 | |
1424125775 | 1424187168 | t3_2w4j0v | t5_2to41 | 41 | sydleismith: TIFU by cuddling my SO
My SO and I were cuddling this morning, face-to-face. My legs were against his and we were talking about the day ahead. I have multiple sclerosis which occasionally leads to involuntary spasms in my limbs. My leg spammed and my knee hit him square in the groin. Not a great start to t... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1424123523 | 1424204939 | t3_2w4dx9 | t5_2to41 | 523 | kalitarios: TIFU by reading the grapefruit valentines day post [NSFW]
I'm writing this because I just got through being written up at work. I read [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2w1k6z/tifu_by_giving_my_bf_the_grapefruit_blowjob_for/) earlier in regards to a grapefruit blowjob.
Needless to say, I wo... | 6 | 87.166667 | |
1424125067 | 1424144687 | t3_2w4hi1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Nedsotherbastard: TIFU by trying to give someone a free meal.
My wife and I took our two daughters to McDonalds for dinner. We were eating our food in the playplace and a man sat down across from us with a laptop to use McD's wifi. He asked me how much my Big Mac was and I said the meal was $5.99. He said, "No, just th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424127292 | 1424129001 | t3_2w4mcp | t5_2to41 | 4 | workingg_on_it: TIFU by dying my landing strip
Malamutewhisperer: Had it gone as you anticipated...I think bf's reaction would have still been the same.
444_FED: Yeah, not sure red would have been a good colour choice here...
Malamutewhisperer: Agreed. I'd never heard of someone turning themselves into a WILLING "fire... | 4 | 1 | |
1424127090 | 1424135029 | t3_2w4lx5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my employee paint my living room.
I'm the manager of a sucsessful local fast food restaurant and I have a cook (let's call him Bob) who is good, but a severe idiot with a basically brain dead friend (let's call him Rick).
So he was trying (and failing) to get more costomers. I told him to s... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1424126309 | 1424151981 | t3_2w4k7v | t5_2to41 | 50 | Hellfire77: TIFU by telling another guy in the bathroom I was "going to rape him"
This actually happened about a year and a half ago. At this time I worked with a smaller business and it's an office job with only 5 others in my office. Since it was a smaller office we had a space in a larger office building shared wit... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1424128278 | 1424145576 | t3_2w4ok2 | t5_2to41 | 50 | agraves95: TIFU by having a spoiled cat
My cat wakes me up every morning at 6:30 to go outside and play. Being that he's my fur baby I fenced in a part of the yard for him so he doesn't run away, all I've gotta do is open the window and he goes in and out as he pleases.
Well today he decided to be thoughtful and bring... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1424129744 | 1424218139 | t3_2w4ro3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Thiefgirl: TIFU Accidentally lost pants in front of boyfriend
True story, happened last December. I had 2 friends(both guys) and my boyfriend of a couple weeks over at my house so we could all hang out together. We had all previously agreed for the occasion that we would wear whatever clothes was the most comfortable,... | 4 | 3 | |
1424130119 | 1424131135 | t3_2w4sh5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by scratching my junk.
Ice everywhere. No classes. Made super dope bacon and blue burger, set it next to TV, set hot sauce on footstool by couch. Oh yeah it's Dave's Gourmet Ghost Pepper sauce by the way. A loud thud like glass hits something, and a loud pop. I hop off the toilet, head out to the living... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424130332 | 1424130976 | t3_2w4sy3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | TheWillicus: TIFU by using code to buy drugs from a coworker.
I just moved to a new town last year and got a job at a nearby fast-food restaurant to pay the bills while I work on my art. I'm an avid pot smoker, and recently found out one of the girls I work with deals in small amounts. Before this I was driving about a... | 3 | 4 | |
1424129482 | 1424200502 | t3_2w4r4k | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by chewing gum
So here I am at the mall. Valentine's day, to be exact. And I'm walking around alone (cue dramatic music). I see all these couples laughing and talking, and I'm just trying to navigate my way through the sea of love and cheap cologne. The scent of Axe deodorant was strong, and It was burn... | 5 | 15.2 | |
1424127657 | 1424136898 | t3_2w4n5z | t5_2to41 | 11 | njohnson_nj2: TIFU by leaving my car for an hour, will end up being over 500 to get it back.
My car died on me and I left it on a frontage road just off the freeway exit for 1 hour to come back with a new battery to drive it home. Returned to the car within an hour and it had already been towed. Now I am looking at a $... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424130840 | 1424132078 | t3_2w4u1e | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU Going Home With A Cougar
PM_me_your_evilgrin: That's just awesome! But... Keep going! What did Cougar say to you afterward???
WgtnToAkl: We shook each others hands as if we didn't know each other and literally didn't speak the rest of the day. Every now and then I'd glance over at her talking to my mum... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1424128303 | 1424197649 | t3_2w4om7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | wannabauthorman: Tifu making soup
So today get home here in Ohio it's been freezing lately and were getting snowed on now. I'm starving don't want to go to store so I am going through the cabinet looking for something. Settle on making some chicken soup laugh about feeling like a old man making chicken soup in the wint... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424131194 | 1424139923 | t3_2w4urp | t5_2to41 | 7 | asyty: TIFU by anally leaking
p0rtie: can someone please tell me what GI problems are?
ich_bin_das_walrus: Gastro-Intestinal
Like your intestines & bowels & shit...
p0rtie: thanks!
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1424131401 | 1424150694 | t3_2w4v85 | t5_2to41 | 27 | thesnow96: TIFU by talking about vinegar
I love sour & spicy food, and I especially love eating potatoes. Doesn't matter what kind as long as it's not mashed or raw or gone bad. Sounds normal, until I tell you that I mean just potatoes. I don't like baked potatoes with sour cream, onions, butter, and bacon - I like... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1424133019 | 1424133951 | t3_2w4yn0 | t5_2to41 | 22 | n0remack: TIFU by making the wrong call at work, causing someone to lose their "home".
So let me set up the background. I work at a resort that has staff accommodation. Back in December, right before christmas...lets call her X, comes to me and asks about taking a leave of absence - through Christmas. I tell her specif... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1424131328 | 1424137621 | t3_2w4v22 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by crashing my gf's friends phone
I was facetimeing my gf and texting her friend at the same time and i was texting a long passage of "meh" by copy and paste and i sent a really big one and i chrashed her phone for a few hours
spudwinkle: totally...
benderisgreat356789: What do you mean "totally"?
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1424133853 | 1424139683 | t3_2w50bi | t5_2to41 | 5 | cockenfries: TIFU by walking outside and eating a pear
This literally just happened 30 mins ago. So I walked walked to my front porch eating a pear and I see my two male dogs humping. The humping isn't what bothers me at all but my little sister was watching confused as to what was happening, so I proceeded to stop it ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424135268 | 1424205358 | t3_2w539w | t5_2to41 | 27 | urabusthrow75: TIFU by telling my wife she is disgusting.
Short and to the point...
Wife is 6 months pregnant and very emotional.
For Valentines Day I bought her chocolate covered strawberries.
I absolutely hate the sound of people masticating, it is a big pet peev of mine, she's knows this.
She was eating the stra... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1424130252 | 1424302005 | t3_2w4srv | t5_2to41 | 5 | Thalandros: TIFU by not talking to a girl early enough.
This happened over the course of this weekend. It's a ''teenage fuckup'', and nothing major or something I can't get over, but it stings like all hell.
I've been crushing over this girl for the past 6 months. I don't share classes with her anymore, so it was kin... | 5 | 1 | |
1424137431 | 1424188397 | t3_2w57ms | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking that my boyfriend was shopping for a Valentine's Day gift
**Edit** Sorry for the wall of text, I kind of got a little lost in my emotions there for a minute
Okay, so this is more like a I fucked up last week, but I'll start at my boyfriend getting off work on Friday. He manages an office an... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1424138911 | 1424205773 | t3_2w5any | t5_2to41 | 3,461 | Datasinc: TIFU by getting a mirrored ceiling above the bed.
I had one installed for a surprise for Valentines Day in my bedroom.
Had fun and enjoyed the novelty of it that night with the girl I'm dating after a couple bottles of wine.
I didn't have to work in the morning but she did so she left late that night.
As I aw... | 13 | 266.230769 | |
1424137461 | 1424142057 | t3_2w57p5 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into Carnegie Mellon University
oblique69: You might have lucked out. Those people never bathe; they spend all their time in the lab. Yes, you can smell them a mile away. Go Pitt!
JSGriff: Hail to Pitt!
| 3 | 18.333333 | |
1424139242 | 1424210133 | t3_2w5bc1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | hummus3xual: TIFU by bringing "special" brownies to a family vacation
To preface this story: I'm on the start of a week-long vacation with my family on an *incredibly* massive cruise ship that is currently making its way to different ports in the Caribbean. By "massive" I mean 200 ft. water slide, 10 elevators leading ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1424139138 | 1424215413 | t3_2w5b3y | t5_2to41 | 255 | GreyCatOrangeBeard: TIFU by losing my best friend
While I was out walking my 7 month old Sammy this morning & he was off lead in the dog park. I notice the hot air balloons & one in particular was flying very close to the park. I took a couple of photos of the balloon, a few of the other dog owners were also ta... | 7 | 36.428571 | |
1424140189 | 1424141492 | t3_2w5d72 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making an off-color joke at a family dinner
So I got dragged by my parents to some stupid family dinner in upstate New York which was being hosted by some Polish immigrants in my family who are like 90 years old. After being bored to death by my uncle who keeps talking about his son, I mention h... | 3 | 1 | |
1424136035 | 1424949021 | t3_2w54su | t5_2to41 | 6,153 | shouldaknownbetta: TIFU by trying to get a piggy-back ride.
So this happend about a year ago but I felt like it would fit well here.
My very good friend that I attened elementary school and high school that we'll name "Levi" was home for the weekend and I hadn't seen him in about 8 months since he had been deployed t... | 25 | 246.12 | |
1424142098 | 1424143036 | t3_2w5guv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting raped by my dog
RexUmbrae: Ruff muff
RexUmbrae: Hound pound
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1424141696 | 1424353612 | t3_2w5g24 | t5_2to41 | 27 | inkyubeta: TIFU by submitting to my paranoia messaging my boyfriend's ex asking if there was anything going on between them.
I did something really stupid.
A month or so ago I found out that my boyfriend sending explicit messages to other men for about 8 months and lying to me about it. But, after some serious talking... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1424142168 | 1424170366 | t3_2w5gzb | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ooglemyboogle: TIFU by calling the police on my neighbor.
Firstly we live an in apartment where you share a hallway with your neighbor across the way. This happened a week ago but here goes. So I left that morning for work and I noticed his door open (he lives alone with his dog) but I didn't think anything of it beca... | 3 | 5 | |
1424141408 | 1424144099 | t3_2w5fgv | t5_2to41 | 14 | fightNdefend: TIFU by telling an elderly man I "don't handle the large ones well"
okay so I( 25f) work in fast food and a elderly guy came up to the counter wanting a large ice cream cone. Everythings fine so far.
The problem is I'm still not good at making large cones which is sad I know but oh well.
I made the guy... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1424143291 | 1424193041 | t3_2w5j52 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MannyBlack: TIFU by not letting a co-worker lie to people
So this girl, let's call her Callie because that's her name, was talking to a customer about Masaru Emoto's water/vibe/crystal "expiriments". So Callie was propagating nonsense, so I called bullshit, politely, as in "here's an article by the Comittee for Skeptic... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424138724 | 1424147812 | t3_2w5a9l | t5_2to41 | 24 | galaxysideshow: TIFU by trying to recreate a Pinterest recipe that sent roommate to ER
I've been attempting to explore my capabilities in the kitchen recently and I've made a few good things inspired by Pinterest recipes. Today, I decided to make a brown sugar and garlic chicken with complete disregard to the actual co... | 3 | 8 | |
1424140339 | 1424263163 | t3_2w5dij | t5_2to41 | 4 | insertawesomename29: Tifu: by thinking the ice was strong enough
Here is the Fu:
There is a park close to my house, the park has two ponds. In my hometown it finally snowed enough to stick, the ponds had frozen. So my brother and I went to the park and dared each other to see who could stay on it the longest, he chick... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424145400 | 1424147979 | t3_2w5n9t | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by finally calling my fiancée after a month of being away on business
To give a little backstory, my fiancée and I had been engaged for about 3 months now, and she was (according to her, "slightly") bisexual.
So I was calling her on Valentines day to ask her how it's going and stuff, and she told me ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1424145937 | 1424146984 | t3_2w5oct | t5_2to41 | 14 | 3LittleBurts: TIFU by washing my car in the winter
This happened yesterday, but I'm still feeling the effects.
I live in a northern state, so it's basically blizzard central for the last week. Yesterday, as I was driving from one end of town to the other, I noticed that the windows in my car were extremely dirty from... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1424136279 | 1424186027 | t3_2w55a2 | t5_2to41 | 21 | lukey5452: TIFU by drinking Costa
At the moment I am currently working away from home, usually when at home I live close enough to nip home for lunch but here I cant, When i have my lunch I always have a cup of coffee to wash it down. however like I said being away this isnt an easy feat so I thought Id have some scran... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1424145326 | 1424149662 | t3_2w5n4t | t5_2to41 | 20 | sassymango: TIFU by hanging up on a telemarketer.
So I don't typically answer the phone, for I get rather annoyed when it even rings. However this time I answered it since my mom was showering when the phone rang.
I grudgingly get up and try to not sound too annoyed but annoyed enough hoping the caller gets the messag... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1424146531 | 1424148097 | t3_2w5pgv | t5_2to41 | 5 | Throw-a-way-cuz-tifu: TIFU by Getting Drunk on Valentines Day.
Obviously this happened on Valentines day not today, but i felt the need to post it.
Firstly I'm a minor so I shouldn't be drinking at all. But i figured i would have a few drinks and be fine right?
WRONG. I woke up in the Intensive Care Unit with one tub... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424142868 | 1424191868 | t3_2w5ic1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by arriving late to the movie theater
Let me start from the beginning. I have been begging my dad to go with me to see "Kingsman: The Secret Service" all weekend. He finally agreed to see the 7PM showing tonight (President's Day). Well, he called me at 6:30 to let me know that he was going to be a littl... | 3 | 3 | |
1424147111 | 1424150943 | t3_2w5qjl | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by going on an overnight field trip while extremely sick
Like many tifu's this happened another time. Fifth grade actually. So my class was going on an over night field trip to a museum. Me being a dumbass decided I could tough it out while being sick.
Well we got there and we walked around to look a... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1424147687 | 1424185157 | t3_2w5rlk | t5_2to41 | 157 | prohack: TIFU by jerking off and then getting head
dawggggggggggg: that *ahem* sucks, but I'm sure if you explained to her the situation you'll both laugh about it
onlydruul: That pun *blows*. You can do better.
denizenofearth: Yeah, get your head in the game.
PeteThePolarBear: He should have thought about it long and... | 14 | 11.214286 | |
1424148502 | 1424199480 | t3_2w5t06 | t5_2to41 | 276 | Sofakingcoolstorybro: TIFU by taking a girl I just met on tinder surfing.
I am writing this from the emergency hospital lobby. But let me start this from the beginning. So I meet a girl on tinder last Tuesday. We start chatting and she expresses her interest in surfing (says she's gone once with friends etc). So we dec... | 11 | 25.090909 | |
1424149043 | 1424157472 | t3_2w5tyc | t5_2to41 | 20 | JuventusX: TIFU by jokingly threatening to rape my new girlfriend.
Now ex girlfriend.
So I'm a bit of a beta and frankly this story is literally the epitome of a 4chan greentext so I'm going to write it like one.
>be me
>be 17 year old beta with 1 gf ever
>valentines day
>invite grill I've been crushing o... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1424149376 | 1424180892 | t3_2w5uis | t5_2to41 | 134 | Zpoindex_216: TIFU by getting an erection at the gym.
TweekedJustABit: Op missed an opportunity to get laid
Zpoindex_216: You're probably right. I'm too oblivious to the most obvious hints which is probably why I haven't got any in a while. Only thing that sucks is I had to be in class like 15 minutes after I left whi... | 7 | 19.142857 | |
1424149037 | 1424161484 | t3_2w5txw | t5_2to41 | 16 | Praetorne: TIFU by entering the wrong house
Well this happened last night, but it was 3 AM so I'll count it as today, basically I went out with sone friends, the usual for me on a weekend. I had recently moved into a cul de sac of duplex single family homes, the street lights are not installed yet nor are our house num... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1424147518 | 1424152027 | t3_2w5rb9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | ChompMyStomp: TIFU by trying to get my phone
Me and my SO decide to do the *hanky panky* one night
we finish up and i lean over to get my phone to use as a light so she can wipe up the freshly applied man-juice from her stomach
I sort of lean forward and over in an attempt to get my phone
my man meat (which still ha... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424148807 | 1424155732 | t3_2w5tjn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by Drinking Jones Soda, Going on a First Date, and Mistaking my Stupidity for Fate.
I happen to drink Jones Soda, and on the back of these soda caps is kind of a fortune. My most recent one from this weekend said, "You will find Monday an especially important day." Wow! that's the day of my first date w... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424150323 | 1424181935 | t3_2w5w61 | t5_2to41 | 27 | ditcharoonie: TIFU by exploring my wife's email account.
I went to bed early tonight to cram for my CDL exam tomorrow. I turned on my tablet to check the weather and then dick around on reddit for a little while. It turns out my wife had used it to check her email not even 20 minutes before I had taken it upstairs with... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1424141777 | 1424187711 | t3_2w5g7c | t5_2to41 | 12 | merlinsdaddy: TIFU by having a meltdown at my GF's.
It was all my stress hitting me at once. I brought it all with me today, and when I arrived at my girlfriend's place, I was inconsolable.
None of it had to do with her, or anything she had done. Things were so tense and volatile that I wouldn't even let her touch ... | 3 | 4 | |
1424151005 | 1424200027 | t3_2w5x9z | t5_2to41 | 429 | Subculturex: TIFU by accidentally eating a bath salt thinking it was a heart shaped cookie
It’s late at night and I approached the sink preparing to brush my teeth and I spotted a heart shaped plastic bag thinking that it was from my wife. Knowing her it would be full of goodies, so I decided to forgo my mouth cleaning... | 4 | 107.25 | |
1424151346 | 1424151846 | t3_2w5xsr | t5_2to41 | 7 | castmeawaymom: TIFU by being an antagonistic asshole
A student at my school posted a picture of my friends making out in the school library; needless to say, my friends were not happy, and neither was I, as they don't want this floating around on the internet. We reported the picture on multiple accounts, but the pictu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424151626 | 1424170081 | t3_2w5y9l | t5_2to41 | 18 | Izaakr: TIFU By throwing a SNL/Walking dead party, and ended up with a broken ipad
Yesterday I wanted to throw a SNL 40th anniversary party and a Walking dead night for a couple of friends of mine. I need to figure out who to message to come and how much pop, and chairs I need for my basement to seat everyone, ... | 3 | 6 | |
1424151602 | 1424152954 | t3_2w5y8b | t5_2to41 | 7 | peeweekid: Can you guys please just start lying about your tifu's?
ContrarySnivy: Some of the best TIFUs aren't from "today" so I'm not complaining. If the moderators were more strict about it being from just today, we would have a lot less interesting submissions.
For example, how about the ones where the OP is unab... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424153015 | 1424163790 | t3_2w60f7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Mr_Ibericus: TIFU by missing my chance for an interview for Princeton
I rarely check my email and I did today to find out that some guy tried to contact me for an interview a month ago. He sent 3 emails and claimed to have called twice. He left his number in the email, but since I didn't get them when he called me I di... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424154292 | 1424155064 | t3_2w628x | t5_2to41 | 8 | genocidalbovine: Tifu by letting my dog in and locking myself out of the house in a snow storm
First off excuse the formatting. I am on phone. And this happened a few hours ago.
So I was playing fallout, listening to music, and having a pretty good time. Mean while my dog was outside on a line we have set up... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424154925 | 1424159530 | t3_2w635k | t5_2to41 | 11 | JazzyDoes: TIFU for not exercising in a while... and even repeated history
Today my dog and I went for a hike with a few friends. I haven't really run in a while, yet felt like I had the stamina to run the whole mountain. However, I decided to keep a walking pace with my friends going up.
Just as we are nearing the to... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424151393 | 1424222603 | t3_2w5xvs | t5_2to41 | 11 | DrSwagYolo: TIFU by accidentally making a group chat.
TIFU by recently seeing a gif with a koala saying "follow your dreams" I chuckled for a minute and decided that it would be a good idea to send it to my friends. I sent it to my ex, my not close friend who hates my ex, my best friend and a girl who I'm seeing. Keep ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424157907 | 1424158327 | t3_2w676f | t5_2to41 | 0 | Zbomber47: TIFU By makin a starving african kids joke
On friday, I made a funny joke about starving african kids, but some freak of nature told a teacher. I am now wirting an essay apologizing to the kids I affected by my harmless joke, even though i really dont give a shit about them. the joke was "When a starving afr... | 3 | 0 | |
1424158719 | 1424159921 | t3_2w685j | t5_2to41 | 12 | the_shit_disturber: TIFU by not making a move on my crush while I was alone in her apartment at 4 am
ContrarySnivy: ...What's the FU? She wasn't horny when she was alone with you at 4 am and you're going to meet up with her tonight so unless you're certain she'll turn you down, this isn't a FU **yet**.
the_shit_distur... | 4 | 3 | |
1424158508 | 1424161124 | t3_2w67wh | t5_2to41 | 11 | BrosefStalin98: TIFU by ordering Chinese food
Okay, this happened about a while ago, 2014, prom season, I couldn't take a hint. After a meeting for an extracurricular activity at school, my mother inquired if I would like to order Chinese food. Me, being the hungry chap I am said, Sure I would like some Chinese food. S... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424159905 | 1424162969 | t3_2w69hk | t5_2to41 | 12 | LetMeTellTheTruth: TIFU by losing all my girlfriends photos covering the past 6 years
well, all started with me noticing my girlfriends laptop running RIDICULOULSY SLOW, now, I actually noticed how slow it was about 3 months into our relationship but didn't do anything about because I have a pretty strict "don't help o... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1424159890 | 1424160123 | t3_2w69h2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | FeralQwerty: TIFU by forgetting how to use simple appliances
Happened a while ago, but:
So I'm in Spanish 1 (3rd period, around 10:30) and I'm finishing up a test. Not hard, but not easy either. So, I'm walking up to the teacher to hand it in. We have to staple this test as it was not stapled. The stapler conveniently... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424159875 | 1424212232 | t3_2w69gr | t5_2to41 | 124 | goats_are_orange: TIFU by bailing my sister out.
Today has been a total WTF of a day. I don't even know where to post this because it's really fucked up. So yeah I'm a landlord now a blunt foul mouthed landlord. I need to vent so erm sorry internet people ><
I feel I should say in this psychotic rambling rant th... | 4 | 31 | |
1424161279 | 1424210990 | t3_2w6avp | t5_2to41 | 10 | spongebobcrackwhore: TIFU by wearing shoes
Tifu hard
Like everyday I woke up and got ready for school in a rush I hadn't put my shoes on and picked them up in a rush from out side my brothers room (first sign) I hadn't put them on until I had arrived at school like most days and straight away I noticed a weird lump in ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424163043 | 1424184869 | t3_2w6cky | t5_2to41 | 7 | Area_724: TIFU by being a shitty friend
I live in a house with four of my best friends. I love each and every single one of them and am really blessed to have such awesome housemates. We were a pretty chill group in 2014, but at the start of the new semester there was some unprecedented tension within the 5 of us.
At... | 3 | 2.333333 |
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