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1424493368 | 1424502492 | t3_2wmkfs | t5_2to41 | 6 | jerrybob: TIFU by taking on a light pole with my truck
Today I met with a former cow orker and her toddler for lunch at a Tex Mex place she likes. Good times were had but my beverage was iced tea, not something alcoholic.
We went our separate ways and I was about a mile from my house when [*something*](http://imgur.co... | 3 | 2 | |
1424494470 | 1424497194 | t3_2wmm68 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by washing my face
A couple days ago I was lathering up my hands with a fancy, acne-treating, $15 bar of clinique soap to wash my face after a hard day and the damn thing slipped out of my butter fingers and nothing-but-netted into the fucking toilet bowl. My roommate, a chemist, and me, a chemical eng... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424494905 | 1424567490 | t3_2wmmum | t5_2to41 | 877 | errwt3942439234: TIFU by taking a spectacular shit in front of a group of girls [NSFW]
Today, i felt the need to go to the bathroom while i was out. I thought that i could wait until i was home so i continued for nearly two hours. I misestimated the situation and passed several toilets that i could have used. When i wa... | 7 | 125.285714 | |
1424495582 | 1424527486 | t3_2wmnve | t5_2to41 | 68 | BigDaddyDingDong: TIFU by having sex in the bathroom.
My SO was getting ready for work today and I decided to surprise her with a sexy time. She usually does her hair and makeup naked so I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to take care of my erection. I walked in the bathroom and started making my move. I put... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1424494918 | 1424504413 | t3_2wmmvc | t5_2to41 | 123 | Quickie822: TIFU By handing my father a wash cloth.
So today I was at my grandfather's house with my father and we were helping to clean out his basement. We came back upstairs and my dad was all sweaty so he asked me to grab him a wash cloth from the bathroom. So I walk in there and open the cupboard I grabbed the fir... | 4 | 30.75 | |
1424494697 | 1424501226 | t3_2wmmhs | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a birthday girl her birthday card
So I just started an internship in Company X. So far, I only know the people in my department, although they did introduce me to everyone. I'm pretty bad with names but I always think to myself "I'll know their names if I heard it."
Today, my supervisor hand... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1424499474 | 1424502716 | t3_2wmtgw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU: by not thinking when I spoke
So today I get to see this girl I've had a thing for since jr. high, (we are 21 now and in college) and so we spend the day shopping and having fun and everything is going great until I see a fountain at the mall we are at. This is Fuck up number one, where for some reason ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424494541 | 1424502947 | t3_2wmm9g | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not reading over my partner's speech.
So, I understand that this is technically breaking Rule 1, which is very important since its the first fucking rule, but oh well. I feel like it was all of our faults collectively.
Anyways, I have a Business Communications class that I take with some other stude... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424500125 | 1424504251 | t3_2wmucc | t5_2to41 | 79 | lexieracheal: TIFU by waxing my vagina by myself
Earlier today I was talking to my boyfriend about how I needed to shave since I would be seeing him tomorrow. So, on my way home from work I picked up a home body waxing kit and started trying to not scare myself out of it.
Once I got home, I opened it up and read the in... | 6 | 13.166667 | |
1424501586 | 1424602017 | t3_2wmw6f | t5_2to41 | 124 | DrElso: TIFU by getting caught masterbating by my dad, and telling my friends. [NSFW]
So this didn't happen today but for the millionth time in my life one of my friends asked me to, "Tell us about the time your dad caught you jacking off!"
So this was back in 8th grade, where I had just learned the wonders of fiddlin... | 13 | 9.538462 | |
1424502872 | 1424539359 | t3_2wmxqw | t5_2to41 | 189 | [deleted]: TIFU with a nude model in school
This probably isnt much of a fuck up, but a story nonetheless. Im in a art program in college, and in modeling class we draw people. Buck naked, living people. While at first it was awkward to see men and women nude, im used to it. So it SHOULD be normal at this stage for the... | 5 | 37.8 | |
1424504660 | 1424512876 | t3_2wmzuw | t5_2to41 | 30 | sinordontsinomaybe: TIFU By maiming a small girl....
Today I fucked up by maiming a small girl.
I was shopping today at the grocery store because on friday nights that's the thing to do when you're 26yo... Anyways I picked up a couple (ok four bottles, fuck you don't judge me) pints of beer and I was heading to the f... | 9 | 3.333333 | |
1424503914 | 1424507514 | t3_2wmyzg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into the woods at night
Probably a stupid decision, but I got invited by a friend to go with some people to the woods at night to take photos (I like astrophotography, so no lights). Anyway, we drive 40 minutes out of town to the spot we wanted to go to at 8 at night. We get out to set up, and ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424504134 | 1424563780 | t3_2wmz94 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Mershmelloh: TIFU By Failing An Important Assignment
Long time lurker, first time poster, so go easy.
2 weeks ago on Friday, I was given an assignment to write a 10 page paper about the pros and cons about genetic engineering. So naturally, I put it off until about 9pm yesterday. Thinking how much of a badass I was fo... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424505968 | 1424512138 | t3_2wn18f | t5_2to41 | 14 | gorillamonkey: TIFU by holding my breath whilst masturbating
I was in the shower doing my daily getting to know shower head better and had brought my dildo in for some action too.
It felt incredibly good so I decided I would try holding my breath to heighten my orgasm. Well the intensity of the shower head blasting wat... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1424506255 | 1424511078 | t3_2wn1hy | t5_2to41 | 10 | killalot100: TIFU I Put a whole pallet of Fedex stuff on a UPS trailer.
I work at a shipping warehouse that processes a lot of different stuff. We have trailers for Fedex and UPS, that they leave for us to load up. By the end of the night they take the loaded one and leave us a empty one. We got really behind so I rus... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424505505 | 1424539456 | t3_2wn0r5 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Annotipox: TIFU by accepting a dare
First of all I'll start by apologizing for any grammar mistakes as I am exhausted from a long week. I would also like to apologize if anyone finds this offensive in any way.
Let me start out by giving you guys some info. I'm currently a high school senior who has a friend who just ... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1424502257 | 1424530105 | t3_2wmx04 | t5_2to41 | 17 | stufoor: TIFU by trying to be a good samaritan.
I work early mornings and I'm done by 11:30am. Today the old WW2 vet I help had a rough night and asked me to leave early. Thats awesome for me because as much as I love helping this dude, I just want to have a lazy friday. I go to my favorite restaurant, have a couple of... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1424507593 | 1424508649 | t3_2wn2q8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having delayed ejaculation; TAKE TWO.
NSFW
Ok, so it wasn't today, it was this past Sunday night. I had this girl over whom I've been seeing for a while. I made her dinner, setup a fun evening and went so far as to hand-make Tiramisu (HOLY SHIT egg whites are hard to whip into a "firm peak") She arri... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424509039 | 1424510780 | t3_2wn3zn | t5_2to41 | 4 | derpypenguinfish: TIFU by drawing a pussy on the whiteboard (SFW)
On campus, we have a commuters lounge for, well, commuters. Last semester, we moved in a giant whiteboard and after cleaning it up, we started using for random drawings and announcements.
Earlier last week, I wanted to draw something on the board. My fri... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424509318 | 1424633024 | t3_2wn489 | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by having delayed ejaculation. NSFW
Ok, so it wasn't today, it was this past Sunday night. I had this girl over whom I've been seeing for a while. I made her dinner, setup a fun evening and went so far as to hand-make Tiramisu (HOLY SHIT egg whites are hard to whip into a "firm peak") She arrives at 6, ... | 6 | 9 | |
1424509894 | 1424550890 | t3_2wn4sq | t5_2to41 | 9 | Adrian_Maurud: TIFU by locking the bathroom door
I never thought i would actually post anything here, i have had a multidue of fuck ups in my life, and this is the one that was worst for me, so i tought i would share it for your entertainment, under my real name. Which is sort of a fuck up in its self.
A tiny bit of b... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1424511624 | 1424526028 | t3_2wn6fo | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by starting a sexual relationship with my best friend.
WillTheThrill86: You're confused? I'm lost.
Malamutewhisperer: Op is in open relationship. Ops best friend turns into additional partner. Ops best friend is in a non-open (traditional) relationship, but continues to kink out (cheat on his gf) with... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424516252 | 1424518079 | t3_2wnaip | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Giving A Girl A Birthday Present
A good friend of mine was having a party for her 18th Birthday tonight, earlier in the week I took her out to lunch even though I'm a broke student because she's a good friend of mine. Now here comes the fuck up. I already took her to lunch and I'm broke, like $0.95c ... | 4 | 1 | |
1424512195 | 1424531270 | t3_2wn6xa | t5_2to41 | 3 | LifeClock: TIFU by eating all my bagels
Anewaccount12345: Bagels are sooo good. They're cheap too!
LifeClock: I can't find whole wheat bagels at my grocery store (Walmart). Are they a thing?
Anewaccount12345: Yeah they're everywhere.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1424517051 | 1424519076 | t3_2wnb9a | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by swiping right.
This happened/is happening today, so its an actual TIFU for once on this sub.
So occasionally I spend a bored evening swiping women left or right on Tinder. A few days ago, I come across a female friend of mine, so of course, I swipe right. Shit 'n giggles,right? She is pretty cute so... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424516908 | 1424592661 | t3_2wnb59 | t5_2to41 | 363 | ewiik: TIFU by trying to get rid of my pimples
I feel obligated to post this as yesterday's fuck up really fucked me up.
Anyone with wild acne will know what the product Benzac is right? For those who don't know, it's basical... | 8 | 45.375 | |
1424519689 | 1424615321 | t3_2wndqk | t5_2to41 | 161 | leucretia: TIFU Woke up in headlock by naked man.
I live about two miles outside of a small village, and I was in one of my friends houses drinking who lives in the village. We went to the pub for a few pints and the night was going well. After we went back to my friends house. I had a few more cans of beer, and rememb... | 22 | 7.318182 | |
1424517743 | 1424561886 | t3_2wnbx4 | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn on big screen in front of company's investers-soon-to-be. [NSFW]
FYI, This incident that just recently happened to me has been the worst thing that ever happened in my life.
This happened last week but I just tell it as if it happened today.
So today morning I went to my buddy's compa... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1424522028 | 1424536790 | t3_2wnfzy | t5_2to41 | 59 | RichardFister: TIFU by appearing to be a sexual predator
So this happened about 40 minutes ago on my way home from the gym. I always like to walk to my gym because it's only about a 15 minute walk from my dorm and I enjoy all the sights and sounds along the way. Well anyways, I was on my way home and as i was cutting t... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1424522391 | 1424535701 | t3_2wngdh | t5_2to41 | 141 | bustedbyamazon: TIFU by giving my mother my password so she could use my Prime subscription to watch a TV show.
I didn't even think about it. She mentioned yesterday she wanted to watch Downton Abbey season 4. I felt pretty good that I could give her my password so she could watch.
She called me about an hour ago af... | 6 | 23.5 | |
1424523041 | 1424525391 | t3_2wnh26 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by rubbing bug-spray on my dick
AntAPD: First I'd address the bug problem that requires you to keep bug spray on your bedroom desk. From my experience a cockroach in your room is not a good way to get a gf. Gf means not having to use bug spray as lotion
blasphemyassforme: I used i for a spider once bu... | 4 | 1 | |
1424523537 | 1424531057 | t3_2wnhkb | t5_2to41 | 19 | STARSxRetroBoss: TIFU By Falling In Love
It was the year 2013, early November, when I accompanied my family at the age of 17 onto a Disney Cruise ship for seven days. Like all of the ships there is a special teen club for ages 14-17 and she was 16.
It was there on the second night that I met her. She had beautiful dar... | 10 | 1.9 | |
1424523996 | 1424603743 | t3_2wni34 | t5_2to41 | 490 | 100percentpussyjuice: TIFU by having my neighbor watch my cat
I will start by saying no animals were harmed in this fuck up. I absolutely hate those posts...
A week ago my boyfriend and I were going out of town for a couple days and our neighbor was set to stop by and feed our cat twice a day because she's awesome li... | 7 | 70 | |
1424527014 | 1424530010 | t3_2wnlo1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into the dog-zone.
It won't be the best story you read in the sub, but well, I wanna share it. I met a girl 2 months ago, and we share a lot of interests. Plus she's smart, and really pretty. To resume, she's a keeper. Well, things were working well between us, and I finally asked her if she ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424526981 | 1424527716 | t3_2wnlme | t5_2to41 | 5 | 65MercMan: Tifu by smacking myself in the balls..
Auphor_Phaksache: Doesn't matter. Had sex
65MercMan: Agreed!
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424526838 | 1424530816 | t3_2wnlga | t5_2to41 | 7 | blueyelie: TIFU by losing my girlfriend for probably being depressed
I was happily with my girlfriend for about a year and half, then about 3-4 months ago something started to change between us. I guess really it was me - my stress started coming out in the relationship. Maybe it was commitment issues, maybe it was her... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424525434 | 1424542900 | t3_2wnjs8 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU-by burning a spider
So this happened a few days ago. I was masturbating on my chair with my feet on the table, and this little creature started scuttling across the table. Instinctively I flipped, grabbed my lighter(I dont smoke, I have a lighter in my drawer for the sole purpose of burning ants-from an... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1424523271 | 1424566700 | t3_2wnha0 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Sobemiki: TIFU by angering a ghost.
So this actually happened to me today. I manage a restaurant that happens to be in a landmark building that was built in the 1,800s. It sits on a huge property and has an adjacent 8 room wine cellar.
There have been a few stories of staff members seeing shadows walking around and h... | 3 | 10 | |
1424524545 | 1424530025 | t3_2wniqd | t5_2to41 | 46 | Luser-Name: TIFU by laughing and gagging on repeat until spraying my bathroom with mint-choc and omelette.
My wife and I were watching a wonderful Australian black comedy this evening when from the kitchen I heard a distinct crunching sound. Pausing the film I got up to investigate and noticed one of my cats chewing th... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1424530540 | 1424591755 | t3_2wnqmf | t5_2to41 | 36 | themanwithnolife: TIFU by shitting my pants in school and trying to act like nothing happened.
Actually happened a few years ago, but I thought I'd share it today.
So I'm in school, and I've eaten something that didn't go down well with my stomach. I'm feeling the need to take a large dump but it's the last hour so I ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1424532810 | 1424534906 | t3_2wnu4d | t5_2to41 | 3 | Drmetalguy: TIFU by using the bathroom at 3 am.
Like most TIFUs, this did not happen today but 4 years ago.
When I was 14, I was living with my dad, stepmother and her 2 daughters. I slept in the basement, while they slept upstairs. My stepmother was working the early morning shift at Tim Hortons (a Canadian coffee c... | 3 | 1 | |
1424533946 | 1424591382 | t3_2wnvvk | t5_2to41 | 2,479 | itsmysekrit: TIFU By texting my wife something sexual while she had my son in the car.
So we got a new car with blue tooth hands free with all the bells and whistles. So it is Friday night and we are suppose to go out to eat like a lot of people do.
Well I had been watching some very nice backdoor action before my sh... | 12 | 206.583333 | |
1424534603 | 1424547734 | t3_2wnwxy | t5_2to41 | 45 | Embarrassement: TIFU by trying to make a girl feel good by choking [nsfw]
I'm sure I can't be the first guy to fuck up this way.
We've been going out for three weeks or so. Our chemistry is off the charts. She is an incredible person, passionate and smart, and I fell for her really quickly.
Now, I sometimes like it w... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1424534850 | 1424577185 | t3_2wnxdt | t5_2to41 | 66 | Mijder: TIFU by putting my classroom on full lockdown.
I've been a long term sub for a while now and this isn't quite from today, but oh well.
One of the first days at my current assignment an announcement came over the PA stating "We are on lockdown." So, being trained in this from other assignments, I turned off the ... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1424535298 | 1424541684 | t3_2wny63 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Redditor-Wannabe: TIFU by getting caught "fapping"
TL;DR ~ I got caught by my best friends mom slapping chicken in a way that makes me look like I'm fapping.
So a few days ago I am at one of my best friends house eating lunch before we have to go back to school. His parents know my parents and we are all REALLY good ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424535127 | 1424536517 | t3_2wnxv6 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Xylonized: TIFU by reading another TIFU
So literally no more than 1 minute ago, I was reading this tifu: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2wngdh/tifu_by_giving_my_mother_my_password_so_she_could/
Nothing abnormal for me. I read TIFU's all the time. I click on the link that says "I'm so embarrassed." and it takes ... | 4 | 11 | |
1424535623 | 1424561691 | t3_2wnyrm | t5_2to41 | 15 | Jokemaster5: TIFU by peeing a new hole through my dick
Obligatory sentence here confessing that this tifu happened a while ago, but I just remembered it today, if that counts. It's the weekend here in China, so hopefully this doesn't violate tifu rules.
So I was taking a massive dump once and as everyone knows you in... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1424536424 | 1424716454 | t3_2wo052 | t5_2to41 | 182 | [deleted]: TIFU by discovering r/GoneWild
Today I came across a comment linking to r/GoneWild and I followed it, not sure of what it was. Well, like any guy I was shocked and hooked right away, and I browsed through it. But unlike any guy I'm married and my wife doesn't approve of me using porn or anything like that. L... | 16 | 11.375 | |
1424536628 | 1424558460 | t3_2wo0ik | t5_2to41 | 13 | red_redwhine_: TIFU by coming home from running and drinking cola
Well, this didn't happen to me, but to my brother. I was there when it happened.
So, my brother came home from running, and he looked thirsty as fuck. He goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, gets the cola out, and completely CHUGS IT. He fucking dran... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1424538799 | 1425590557 | t3_2wo4l9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | pleasehelpmemiralax: TIFU by tripping on miralax
I heard from a friend of a friend that you could trip on miralax if you took over the recommended dosage for a small child (17 grams of powder per day). I decided to try this out and took about 1 3/4 cups of powder mixed with miller lite. I tripped for like 3 minutes and... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1424539025 | 1424540271 | t3_2wo519 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting completely wasted
This happened yesterday and after 4 hours of trying to sleep i decided to give up. Currently writing this as my mother lectures me and I battle off the worst headache I've ever had.
After a long week of school I figured me and some friends would get together and have some d... | 5 | 2 | |
1424535144 | 1425094838 | t3_2wnxwq | t5_2to41 | 22 | food_to_throwaway: TIFU by encouraging two of my professors to fight
Before I start with the events that went down, here's a little background:
I'm studying to become a production and management engineer. We get some new lessons and subjects each year. Some classes are really small having from 10 to 30 students each... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1424537345 | 1424556590 | t3_2wo1sp | t5_2to41 | 20 | showthedata: TIFU by Breaking My Wife's Car
TIFU was actually two weeks ago. My wife's '99 Camry had a slow oil leak for months and I finally decided to do something about the situation. After some research online I had determined that the rear valve cover was probably leaking, so like all good novice DIY'ers, I knew... | 4 | 5 | |
1424539608 | 1424542090 | t3_2wo6a8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting extremely high with a friend while my parents were at home.
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Eddy-G: Damn, I wish I could still get that high
eurollad: Apparently Amnesia Haze contains a lot of THC. This experience wasn't exactly enjoyable so I don't think I'd ever want to get this high again, but maybe I didn't enjoy it... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1424540069 | 1424599981 | t3_2wo76h | t5_2to41 | 5 | that_one_weird_kid: TIFU by pooping
I got out of class yesterday and I needed to poop so I did the good and sensible thing to do. I went to the bathroom. I go to a small college and know for a fact that there are no students nor faculty who are wheelchair bound, so I use the handicapped stalls on a regular basis. So I'... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1424540782 | 1424558183 | t3_2wo8my | t5_2to41 | 7 | shadytrex: TIFU by watching a music video
Have you seen that beautiful video of a dancer performing to Hozier's Take Me to Church? Has that song been stuck in your head ever since?
Yeah. Me too.
So, today I googled the song to listen to it again. I've had a lazy morning, so I thought music would be a nice, soothing ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424542665 | 1424544149 | t3_2woceu | t5_2to41 | 3 | rimshady: TIFU by talking about my masturbation habits in a hospital
pyrowolf8: Hi rimshady, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by talking about my masturbation habits in a hospital*, has been removed because you have violated one of our rules, which can be located in the sidebar.
**RU... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424543922 | 1424565740 | t3_2woevi | t5_2to41 | 11 | vBubbaa: TIFU By almost burning down my work
So I was doing my usual duty at work (I work at Bakers Burgers) and I was going to clean out the fryer. I started as usual, got everything ready etc. Anyways skip to the good part I emptied out all of the fry oil out of the fryer and notice it's steaming more than usual. So ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424545034 | 1424618841 | t3_2woh4x | t5_2to41 | 854 | morningsRawful: TIFU by sending an obscene message to my girlfriend's sister on Facebook. (NSFW?)
This literally just happened. Throwaway account here.
About an hour ago I had just woken up and saw that I had several missed messages on Facebook. One was from my girlfriend who I will call Sandy. The second was from San... | 6 | 142.333333 | |
1424544057 | 1424601579 | t3_2wof58 | t5_2to41 | 6 | I_am_Gosu: TIFU: Wrong interview
TIFU: This just happened a few minutes ago. I am a senior in high school applying for colleges and I thought doing college interviews would help my chances of getting into them.
Today I had a phone interview for upenn. My parents told me last night to remember to be ready for my ... | 3 | 2 | |
1424544796 | 1424598854 | t3_2wogom | t5_2to41 | 54 | Iamnotawriter: TIFU by trying to potty train by letting my toddler go pantsless
As a parent, I deal with a lot of poop. I have one son who has a dairy allergy that has caused him to poop almost every consistency imaginable. My other son seems to be constantly constipated. This has created the necessity of feeding him... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1424540985 | 1424551253 | t3_2wo91m | t5_2to41 | 2 | gbinasia: TIFU by checking in too late in a backpacker hostel
This happened a little bit over 7 years ago.
I was 20 years old at the time and on the last months of the 12 months working holiday visa that allowed my Canadian self to work in Australia.
At the time, I had just finished an 8 weeks stint working in a road... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1424547981 | 1424594345 | t3_2wona7 | t5_2to41 | 58 | Subsuzan: TIFU By telling my friend I would take all the sex toys in her shop...
TIFU by telling my friend I would take all the returned sex toys at her shop. She owns a lingerie store and they sell sex toys and they get returns on them quite often. The ones that have been obviously used they throw away but the ones th... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1424548764 | 1424556578 | t3_2woovv | t5_2to41 | 11 | oldpersonthrowaway: TIFU by assuming.
Throwback to last night.
It's grandparents weekend at my university and my grandparents decided to come down to visit and take a look around campus. After a day of activities we were invited to watch the baseball game. So we are taking in the game and my friend comes over and sits... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424548721 | 1424583273 | t3_2woos6 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Puzzledthoughts: TIFU by testing the bounds of my headphones.
So today I was jamming out to some music at full volume, I wanted to see how loud they could go and how they'd sound. I found some really loud speakers and plugged my headphones, put both at full volume and then my headphones started to overheat (smelled lik... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1424545763 | 1424563828 | t3_2woilw | t5_2to41 | 90 | mutaze: TIFU by flushing my glasses down the toilet.
I just finished taking a shower and I wrapped my towel around me. When I did so, my towel knocked my glasses into the toilet. Not that big of a deal, the toilet was clean hadn't used it, the water was clean. I thought though instead of just reaching in there and gra... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1424520367 | 1424639982 | t3_2wneec | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing 2 credits making me drop a year in medschool
I think there is nothing in life I have seen myself being able to do other than being a doctor. Been a decent student throughout, wouldnt have gotten into premed if i wasnt. I study in a university abroad. I'd gone home for the summer and I started ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424549775 | 1424744183 | t3_2woqxv | t5_2to41 | 3,645 | Unthinkable_reaction: TIFU by bringing my vibrator into class with me.. NSFW
So, this happened Wednesday night in class..
I have been casually seeing a guy a few nights a week. He asked me the other day if i had any toys and if i did, the next time i came to his place i should definitely bring one. I thought it would ... | 23 | 158.478261 | |
1424547339 | 1424628981 | t3_2wolxy | t5_2to41 | 3 | tinyfisch: TIFU by booking out a whole bar and paying nothing.
Actually happened a couple days ago. So i'm a Rep for a ski company that caters to British schoolkids. My job includes booking evening entertainment for my current group, and their accompanying teachers.
A few days ago I called a local bar/club and spoke t... | 3 | 1 | |
1424552853 | 1424624631 | t3_2woxm7 | t5_2to41 | 540 | h0tsaucex562x: TIFU by lying to my son.
Today is not an ordinary day. Today marks the day of my son's 10th birthday. He has always been a good boy ever since birth, never gave me or his mom that much trouble. He'd always listen and followed instructions really well. Growing up as a family, with him being an older broth... | 6 | 90 | |
1424552546 | 1424554429 | t3_2wowyr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my tinder date's blog. (NSFW)
Been talking to this girl I met on tinder. She's cute, we play the video games, like the same shows, talking to her is easy, everything is going well. I was planning to meet up with her next week.
When we were texting she brought up her blog once or twice, she ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424552904 | 1424573476 | t3_2woxps | t5_2to41 | 4 | Shanehurt: Tifu by getting a physical
This happened yesterday but didn't get a chance to post it up until now. I am starting a new job next week and I had to get a drug test and a physical because I am driving a company vehicle with supplies. So they sent me to a clinic.
I get there and when I it my turn to go back I... | 4 | 1 | |
1424552818 | 1424591653 | t3_2woxjn | t5_2to41 | 185 | yoloswag_2014: TIFU by stalking my mom at night
Here goes...
Last night, I went for a 10pm run around the neighborhood. I usually try to avoid running that late at night, but I had a few homework assignments that I needed to finish up and turn in online. 10pm was the only timeframe for me to do some exercise.
Clothe... | 7 | 26.428571 | |
1424553130 | 1424605791 | t3_2woy8a | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating in the bathroom
So my mother came home today after six months of working abroad. During that time I was home with her husband and my brother and I'm used to him barging in even though he knows I'm in there. We're brothers after all and if he saw me doing it I would probably just continue... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1424553525 | 1424554853 | t3_2woz48 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my new boyfriend my old computer
While I gave him the computer a while ago, I only recently discovered my mistake.
Anyway, I started dating this guy about a month ago. He has this really old laptop that's missing keys and really just looks like it's going to die any day now. Figured I'd give ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1424555157 | 1424573145 | t3_2wp2pq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a MASTER(bative) plan *nsfw
This was not today. But it was indeed a fu.
So I awoke earlier than usual one morning after having a sleepover with my girlfriend at the time. She was a sweet innocent girl, almost too innocent. she never did anything wrong, perhaps that is why I did this(?).
I aw... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424556619 | 1424570349 | t3_2wp5qx | t5_2to41 | 48 | Rkeus: TIFU by pissing all over my roomate's stuff [NSFW]
This morning, I woke up at about noon and there were paper towels all over the floor and a bunch the stuff that used to be in our room was now in the bathroom. I was confused, but my roommate wasn't present so I shot him a text that said *"why are there paper to... | 6 | 8 | |
1424556499 | 1424681107 | t3_2wp5h4 | t5_2to41 | 217 | sammyb178: TIFU by being awake at 3:30 am.
So a bit of a back story.
I have two roommates. None of us have really taken the time to get to know each other very well, so the past year has been pretty boring in regards to our lives at home. Up until recently, there were rarely every any visitors at our condo.
For the p... | 7 | 31 | |
1424556763 | 1424558326 | t3_2wp61i | t5_2to41 | 5 | tifukevinh: TIFU by buying $1200 in concert tickets.
TIFU (well actually yesterday) by buying $1200 in tickets to see American comedian Kevin Hart.
I bought a total of 10 tickets, with the hope of selling at least 6 tickets on the second market.
What makes this a f'd up situation is the fact that I have my very own b... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424557512 | 1424953403 | t3_2wp7kb | t5_2to41 | 479 | exiemack: TIFU by getting a vibrator stuck in my colon
Having sex with a cuban. We decided to get a little freaky and went for the butt stuff. He put my silver bullet in my poop shute and guess he was pounding me too hard because all of a sudden it was gone. Cue the freakout. I was screaming for him to get it out of me... | 8 | 59.875 | |
1424558413 | 1424561232 | t3_2wp9fp | t5_2to41 | 105 | thegingakid: TIFU by thinking my wife was trying to spice things up...slightly NSFW
TIFU...so my wife tells me as I'm coming in from work that I had some mail waiting for me on the table. So as I'm opening my mail it the usual. Bills, bills, bills, credit card, vibrating magic wand, bills...wait magic wand vibrator? I'... | 7 | 15 | |
1424558209 | 1424572940 | t3_2wp91p | t5_2to41 | 2 | herbiggestfan: TIFU by posting something in "askreddit".
I might be banned from there now? Don't know.
Anyway I posted asking if this is the same roommate from a TIFU earlier this week. The roommate was a college student who posted about problems with another suite-mate. I can't find the TIFU.
Anyone else think th... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424558814 | 1424599377 | t3_2wpa88 | t5_2to41 | 185 | [deleted]: TIFU by choosing the wrong girlfriend
Okay, I've been dating this Japanese girl from my university course for some time now. It's more convenient for us to return to her house after a night out because she lives almost in the center of the city itself, her parent's are pretty rich back in Japan.
She has an... | 5 | 37 | |
1424559003 | 1424777474 | t3_2wpaml | t5_2to41 | 5 | effingjay: TIFU by asking a woman her age
A few years ago, when I worked in a fast food restaurant (which shall not be named), I was placed on register as a cashier. I took people's orders, made their drinks, etc.
First day on the job, mind you.
That's an important note.
So a lady comes in. She was (as I learned lat... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424559312 | 1424563822 | t3_2wpb8v | t5_2to41 | 13 | frozenbiscuit: TIFU by scaring away my crush with my poop
So i go to community college and I've been having study dates with this cute girl i really like. My parents left on a vacation and my house is free. It just happens that she lives a few blocks from me so i suggested we study at my house. Its early in the morning... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1424559676 | 1424560393 | t3_2wpbxk | t5_2to41 | 7 | frizzface: TIFU by taking Kurt out on his birthday
Unsure if this is the correct sub, so if the story better fits somewhere else, let me know and I will put it there instead.
I drive an 80-something, black convertible, five speed mustang. I recently named him Kurt (not necessarily after Kurt Cobain, but definitely Kur... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424561306 | 1424564909 | t3_2wpf4r | t5_2to41 | 12 | OppsIfckedup: TIFU By flooding my basement
I am the primary feeder of my family's horse. Two days ago, I left the hose I use to water the horse running and outside. It froze due to -15 weather. Took the hose inside to thaw it out yesterday. Basement is 3 inches underwater now.
On a Side note, Anyway to fix this withu... | 3 | 4 | |
1424560349 | 1424564946 | t3_2wpd9i | t5_2to41 | 4 | MercurysOverbite: TIFU by smearing dog shit on my head
This happened the other night actually. Pretty simple really... Was watching the sunset with my roommates. I leaned back, my hand found some dog shit. It was pretty crusty, and my nose was stuffed, so I did not notice it. Well the sunset was beautiful, there was a ... | 4 | 1 | |
1424563658 | 1424565905 | t3_2wpi2l | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheCyberblast: I fucking agree
AksK17: As fucking do I. Fuck
oroscor1: I concur, Dr. Do you concur?
| 3 | 1 | |
1424563458 | 1424573153 | t3_2wpjgv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a sex-charged drunk lady [NSFW]
It actually happened today, smiley "good job" sticker for me.
So being Saturday and having shit else to do, I decide to get smashed before 1pm, as a logical and responsible adult does.
I then find out there is a party next door, but when I want to go over, I'm ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424564440 | 1424565049 | t3_2wpleh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing with my friend's mom's vibrator.
This TIFU happened 6 years ago (I was 12 at the time).
I usually come over to my friend's house on weekends to play Pokémon (we trade, and battle), and PS2 (Shadow of the Colossus was our favourite game).
My friend is really oblivious with "adult" stuff ... | 4 | 1 | |
1424556820 | 1424571755 | t3_2wp660 | t5_2to41 | 25 | panicATC: TIFU by cleaning my house
So the fiancee's bother and sister-in-law are coming to stay at our house. My fiance had to work today, so I offered to clean the house while she was away. The house was a mess since we both work a lot and it's winter, so the cleaning process took most of the day. I decided I woul... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1424561256 | 1424611049 | t3_2wpf1f | t5_2to41 | 17 | Iamchinesedotcom: TIFU by pooping at an amusement park
So I'm writing this story because I was gilded earlier this week for this post: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2w54su/tifu_by_trying_to_get_a_piggyback_ride/conwt6r
A shout out to /u/obscure_renegade for the gold.
Anyway, ten years ago I fucked up.
Som... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1424564911 | 1424566238 | t3_2wpm9t | t5_2to41 | 16 | RealityFish: TIFU by sending screenshots of my friends messages to that same friend
So I woke up one morning to discover that my friend had started a fight with me over Facebook from the night before about not drinking at his birthday party. I was so shocked I proceeded to screenshot the messages and send them to my ot... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1424565740 | 1424627299 | t3_2wpnux | t5_2to41 | 3 | D_RON23: TIFU by trying to take out a tree with my body
I went snowboarding today at a relatively small hill. I think I tried to take out a tree, I don't remember. I got my ct scan and all looks good. Long story short, don't pic a fight with a tree.
idamnedit: So what you are saying is that you tried pulling a Sonny Bo... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424565683 | 1424566525 | t3_2wpnrk | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I would be a good redditor
I Thought that I was good enough to get gold on my first post.
jvchef: Story checks out, first post was crap
cinnamontoastkitten: Yeah haha!!
jvchef: points for honesty
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1424566074 | 1424589643 | t3_2wpogv | t5_2to41 | 18 | workingg_on_it: TIFU by dying my landing strip
I posted this Monday, but it got taken down bc of the weekend rule. So here you go:
So earlier today I thought it'd be a good idea to dye my landing strip (pubic hair stripe) red. I have 2 red peekaboos in my hair, so having a red landing strip would be a cool surprise for... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1424566837 | 1424568140 | t3_2wpptv | t5_2to41 | 4 | shootdrawwrite: TIFU by rigorously enforcing company policy
This happened many years ago when I worked at a self-service copy shop. We had just been informed of new, more stringent policies pertaining to passport photos after our store was reprimanded for allowing someone to have their passport photo taken while wearin... | 4 | 1 | |
1424566544 | 1424662866 | t3_2wpp9z | t5_2to41 | 67 | left-ball-sack: TIFU by jacking off to jackass
This just happened 5 minutes ago. So I'm in my room browsing nowTV on my ps4, looking for something decent I haven't seen before. I come across the first Jackass movie and I'd heard they're pretty funny. So I stick it on and really try to get into it but I'm just not findi... | 17 | 3.941176 |
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