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1424641295 | 1424641679 | t3_2wsty6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my cousin sister to flash her tits
forgive the grammar pls.. and TRP means me.. dont ask.. its a long story.. didnt plan to post it here on reddit..
dis happened years ago.. TRP just remembered this fuck up..
so when TRP was like 14-15 TRP would go on omegle with friends and ask grills 2 fl... | 3 | 1 | |
1424641382 | 1424655860 | t3_2wsu4o | t5_2to41 | 6 | swimtothem00n: TIFU by showing up at my friends party after faking my own death over a year ago
Alright, I'm going to try and keep this short as I can. Here's my background: my parents died when I was 17 in a collision with a drunk driver, and the only family I had left lived (and currently live) in South Africa. I did... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424643056 | 1424690641 | t3_2wsxtk | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting family
Okay, it's a bit of a long story, but the fuck up is still happening and there's almost no way of ending this.
Let's start.
First this, I'm renting an apartment, I pay a €480 a month rent, then I pay €80 electric, €20 water, €80 internet/digital TV/ my phone monthly payment/ my ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1424643009 | 1424644209 | t3_2wsxq1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | -_-_THROWAWAY_: TIFU by getting drunk
Obvious throwaway...
tl;dr TIFU by getting absolutely shitfaced and making my best friend cry. I didn't understand how she could love her boyfriend who treats her like crap. So I kept poking and prodding and asking questions, until she was in tears. And now I feel like a villain. ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1424643441 | 1424730649 | t3_2wsyni | t5_2to41 | 2,936 | [deleted]: TIFU by liking a religious girl
Here's some back story: I rarely talked to girls back in High School, so I made it an effort in college to try to talk to more girls. It's also worth noting that I'm not experienced with talking/dating to girls at all. Anyways, I found this really pretty girl in most of my maj... | 30 | 97.866667 | |
1424637514 | 1424678100 | t3_2wslko | t5_2to41 | 23 | ChinkInShiningArmour: TIFU by meeting Arya Stark in Thailand
**DISCLAIMER**: *This is a looong FU, involving GoT characters, romance, deception, a throne, and bodily fluids. Edited to change title, for all those who have already read this short novel*
About a year ago I was backpacking through SE Asia on my own. My it... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1424642727 | 1424644818 | t3_2wsx3o | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting my gay boss after work
this TIFU happened last night. I'm a 20 year old guy who started working at a restaurant a couple of months back, and it has been great. I like the people there, the chef (my boss) is a nice guy. A few weeks back he asked me if I wanted to come over after work sometime... | 3 | 1 | |
1424643166 | 1435105012 | t3_2wsy2d | t5_2to41 | 68 | bob_the_corn_cob: TIFU by not picking up on the most obvious cue in the world
This one is a bit long, hope it's worth the read! It's a slow burn, I only just recently realised my FU.
So this happened about 8 years ago when I was 17, and like most other guys at that age, I was a clueless horndog. I was a virgin, with a ... | 4 | 17 | |
1424644399 | 1424647332 | t3_2wt0uf | t5_2to41 | 18 | joanneski: TIFU by not breaking my rental vehicle.
My car got stolen a few days ago. I got my rental today and proceeded to go to my insurance appointment. Immediately after shutting the thing down it started beeping and yelling at me and the battery light was flashing. I tried to start it but no joy. The battery was d... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1424644987 | 1424647045 | t3_2wt23g | t5_2to41 | 63 | Bravebadger103: TIFU by letting my immature son order food
Backstory: I am a mother of two kids, 13 and 15. The 15 year old I will never let make calls on my phone again.
Last night my kids wanted burritos from Rubios. I love them so I agreed however they wanted to eat at home. I was in the middle of preparing pies f... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1424644849 | 1424667391 | t3_2wt1sh | t5_2to41 | 117 | Crayon_Dragon: TIFU by looking at porn while babysitting (NSFW)
I was about 13 or 14 so almost 10 years ago. I grew up with an ultra conservative maternal unit and a pretty cool, but worn down dad who gave up fighting my mom. My mom made sure to surround me with a community of people who were also ultra conservative. T... | 7 | 16.714286 | |
1424644952 | 1424646155 | t3_2wt20v | t5_2to41 | 9 | MuffinatorXIII: TIFU by not not calling my potential boss
I've been looking (looking is a big word, more like hoping a job would fall on my lap) for a few months now, and a few days ago i found one (basically arranged by my dad somehow). and i was supposed to call the guy at a specific time because he's busy and all, a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424645601 | 1424650841 | t3_2wt3eo | t5_2to41 | 10 | DrumzBumzMumz: TIFU by not locking the hotel room door.
Sunday morning. In my hotel room. Nice day so far. Weather is not too bad. Productive day so far, got some paperwork done. 11:30am. I'm browsing the interwebs. My back is to the hotel room door. Housekeeping guy knocks on the door. I say "yes" and walk up to the d... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424647032 | 1424658709 | t3_2wt6ev | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the gym without checking the calendar first
Ladies, you already know where this is headed. **Guys, read with caution.**
So admittedly this is my fault entirely, and I will never be returning to my regular gym ever again. I might as well dye my hair and get plastic surgery as well, so I ca... | 15 | 3 | |
1424646009 | 1424666664 | t3_2wt49t | t5_2to41 | 4 | pc72: TIFU by not remembering the Oscars are on tonight...
..... I've done nothing for most of the day except browse Reddit. Now my wife has sat down for the 5 hours marathon of red carpet followed by the show and I have nothing left to read.
Cloud_Dozer: go to /r/nosleep
AlfredBurns: http://redd.it/2vhrcv this one ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424643342 | 1424657430 | t3_2wsygc | t5_2to41 | 14 | Sololegends: TIFU By not screwing my vape juice bottle shut.
Well, I didn't screw the lid on all the way and forgot about it.. Can back to fill my tank and dumped the whole 20ml bottle all over my keyboard. The good news is my keyboard is pretty much impervious to everything so no harm done. but now I don't have the ju... | 7 | 2 | |
1424647190 | 1424647608 | t3_2wt6ru | t5_2to41 | 3 | CatWang137: TIFU by going to a party with a Flu
So last night, after coming home from the Orthodontist, I received a text message from a couple friends telling me there was a party going on tonight. The night before the party we were going to go to got cancelled, so we had a bottle of unopened Smirnoff Citrus, and 3 gr... | 3 | 1 | |
1424647783 | 1424820090 | t3_2wt80b | t5_2to41 | 294 | AGirlLikeThis: TIFU by murdering my daughter's fish.
I took my son to a birthday party yesterday and each of the kids got to take home fish which were in large vases. My son got one for himself and one for my daughter. She was at her grandmother's. Her grandmother had a fish shaped fish bowl which she wasn't using and ... | 13 | 22.615385 | |
1424648467 | 1424703974 | t3_2wt9ea | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing one of my SO's oldest friends
Ok, so it was last night. I was very drunk but I'm not going to pretend like I didn't realise what was happening. You know when you kiss somebody. He made the move on me. I've cheated in the past (not on this guy though) and I've never felt this sick to my stomac... | 14 | 0.857143 | |
1424646847 | 1424648931 | t3_2wt61x | t5_2to41 | 4 | RoboJesus4President: TIFU by not bringing kleenex with me
TIFU by underestimating the viciousness of the common cold. Now I'm not the kind of person that really cares what people think of me - especially strangers - but today was a day that will go down in infamy for myself and a few unlucky subway riders. I wish I cou... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424649605 | 1424695771 | t3_2wtbly | t5_2to41 | 9 | tifuthrowaway2143: TIFU while trying to act sexy during phone sex with my boyfriend (NSFW)
So this happened like a few days ago.
So a little explanation about me and him. We are both very kinky, and have recently begun having phone sex. The newest thing we have been doing was me telling him to edge and me making him... | 3 | 3 | |
1424638991 | 1424806708 | t3_2wsoqu | t5_2to41 | 137 | LPthrowawayaccount: TIFU by letting adrenaline get the best of me
So this happened awhile back, but my employer doesn't allow me to discuss work-related things online (hence the throwaway) so I had to wait until it couldn't easily be tracked back to me.
So I work Loss Prevention for a fairly well-known place where peo... | 3 | 45.666667 | |
1424650302 | 1424676277 | t3_2wtd1m | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into a movie late
I wanted to go see American Sniper tonight before the Oscars, so my girlfriend and I decided to take in a matinee. We ended up leaving the house a few minutes late, and by the time we got into the theatre it was dark and the movie and had started. We found a row that was em... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1424651196 | 1424948401 | t3_2wteur | t5_2to41 | 36 | sour-patch-kids: TIFU by smelling my girlfriends panties [NSFW?]
So I’m studying alongside my first girlfriend, and we are just getting comfortable with being physically intimate. We're both in college, and while she has some of prior experience, she's still quite self conscious, particularily about her private areas (... | 6 | 6 | |
1424652192 | 1424654944 | t3_2wtgvl | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my # to a guy on Grindr
Ok, so this happened like half an hour ago. Basically, would never date a man, but I like to have a little fun now and then. Thus, Grindr. I messaged this guy and he messaged me back--all seemed well and he asked for my number so we could text instead. Nbd, right? Wrong... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1424652972 | 1424721904 | t3_2wtidq | t5_2to41 | 3 | MLGmoe: TIFU; biggest fucking god damn embarrassment of my fucking life.
I was on my bike today and saw some hot girls, and being the bike stuntman that I am I tried to do all this shit to show off I guess lol, and I did a wheelie, went back too far, landed on my feet, I was going like 15km/h tho so I like fell on my f... | 3 | 1 | |
1424632548 | 1424695878 | t3_2wsave | t5_2to41 | 8 | kazmanza: TIFU by not reading something over
2 friends and I went away for a bit of a boys weekend to watch a big game of cricket in the cricket world cup(south africa v india at melbourne fyi). We lost the match badly which sucked. Had to get up very early to catch a flight back home to get back to office in time. Ge... | 4 | 2 | |
1424652649 | 1424825988 | t3_2wthqo | t5_2to41 | 40 | UhOhFeministOnReddit: TIFU By Trusting A Fart At Gamestop
So, this didn't actually happen today but I feel the need to share this story as I am a Reddit noob and only recently discovered this sub.
So, a few months ago my friend Fran and I decided to go to out to lunch at this restaurant called Abuelita's known for the... | 10 | 4 | |
1424653302 | 1424657586 | t3_2wtj0j | t5_2to41 | 19 | Ebola300: TIFU by going into walmart with a pair of my wife's panties in my shorts.
Backstory: My wife was cleaning out the dresser and she had a pile of underwear laying on the bed. Now, for some reason probably because I am a man, I grab a handful and shove them in my shorts. I laugh like a kid and pull them out.
Ab... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1424653566 | 1424703614 | t3_2wtjjf | t5_2to41 | 19 | Reformed_Narcissist: TIFU by watching lesbians on my computer, in class
This was a week ago.
So, I brought my laptop to class with me because of an assignment. I completed the assignment early because I studied very well (woohoo).
Anyways, in my infinite wisdom, I though to browse reddit, and lo and behold, I cl... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1424655096 | 1424655558 | t3_2wtmm9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Rumpelforeskin1: TIFU by meeting my step bothers friends while getting so drunk I almost get sodomized and piss on my brothers face
As most posts on here this didnt happen today, but Christmas Eve. Anyways I go to meet my step brothers new friends from his work and play a couple board games.
While as it just so happe... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424655362 | 1424656596 | t3_2wtn44 | t5_2to41 | 7 | FlarpFilming: TIFU by wiping [NSFW]
Reposted because it's the weekend. (Where I am)
Happened a few days ago.
So, I'm just using the bathroom. You know, No.2. And you look around to find some toilet paper, and there is none. Well, crap. What am I gunna do now? I knew I couldn't skip the wiping, it was one of those you... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424655586 | 1432849810 | t3_2wtnj7 | t5_2to41 | 4,406 | LinkTheBatman: TIFU by forwarding this message to my entire family (NSFW)
"CNN: Ontario highways will be closed on Sunday , February 22, 2015 due to a bomb threat by ISIS: Here's a map of potential closed routes: http://i.imgur.com/sBLC4Rl.jpg"
Today, the message above was sent to me by my friend in a Whatsapp convo.... | 10 | 440.6 | |
1424656113 | 1424694735 | t3_2wtoih | t5_2to41 | 52 | babsa90: TIFU by shaving my very hairy legs and ass
So, for some reason, the thought occurred to me that I don't really know what my legs and ass look like without any hair. Shortly after this revelation swept through my consciousness, I set to work on shaving off the ridiculous amount of body hair i have down there wi... | 4 | 13 | |
1424655759 | 1424912669 | t3_2wtnu7 | t5_2to41 | 427 | tifuthrowaway2143: TIFU by going to my gfs house to work on a rock.... NSFW
So my girlfriend is pretty normal. She is really nice, but her mother on the other hand is a complete, absolute bitch. She always picks fights for no damn reason.
So this is where our story begins. Setting the scene, my girlfriend (let's c... | 7 | 61 | |
1424656889 | 1424713877 | t3_2wtpyn | t5_2to41 | 134 | SomeFreshAirBreathIn: TIFU by showing my girlfriend this Subreddit.
I was happily picking my ass because we were about to catch up on some TV shows, but oh no, I just had to show her a funny post from you guys and now she can't stop. It's an endless chain and I don't think I'll be able to ever break her out of it. It's... | 7 | 19.142857 | |
1424648724 | 1424670701 | t3_2wt9xr | t5_2to41 | 78 | jaykayak: TIFU by offering to baby sit and letting the kids play in the snow.
So last night my wife asks if I would babysit while her and her friend go to a party. My kid is best friends with hers and since as an adult I'm a glorified camp council I'm happy to do it. The friends husband goes with them as the designat... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1424658254 | 1424683987 | t3_2wtsks | t5_2to41 | 71 | pnutbuttersmellytime: TIFU by registering as a patient in the ER I work in
So I've got this bloody infuriating infected tooth. Hellish, I tell you. And I just so happen to work in this magical soul-sucking place called an Emergency Department. I thought I'd skip the dentist bullshit and go straight to my coworkers for ... | 7 | 10.142857 | |
1424658882 | 1424659044 | t3_2wttsj | t5_2to41 | 7 | Maxed2k0: TIFU by dreaming about me eating a hamburger.
So this hapenned 1 week or not, believe it or not. In my weird ass dream I had an hamburger in my hand, I started eating it but somehow I bit myself in real life thinking it was I was eating a real burger. I started yelling so I woke up my entire family. My mouth ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424658911 | 1424771048 | t3_2wttuo | t5_2to41 | 22 | Gaydentity: TIFU by pretending to be gay for 10 years (and counting!)
During my senior year of high school a girl I was good friends with said that she liked me. I only liked her as a friend, and wanting to spare her feeling I said the first excuse I could come up with: I told her I was gay.
I thought she'd keep it t... | 9 | 2.444444 | |
1424658565 | 1424688028 | t3_2wtt7x | t5_2to41 | 96 | difjawef: TIFU by shitting on my girlfriends bathroom floor
Throwaway so no-one I know can link this to me lol. So today, I was relaxing and enjoying the view from my girlfriends apartment balcony when I felt the rumble of natures calling down in the depths of my bowels. No problem, I went to go in and unfortunately th... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1424658331 | 1424713563 | t3_2wtsqh | t5_2to41 | 6 | Anakktin: TIFU by rejecting a cute girl at the club
Ok guys, so disclaimers first. I don't drink at all, (its against my religion) but I do smoke weed. So I was in Montreal for the weekend for a conference with my university and on the Saturday night, there was a huge club event in which everyone from the conference, l... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424661297 | 1424867005 | t3_2wty7c | t5_2to41 | 1,070 | nessa732: TIFU by taking my buttplug into the shower{NSFW}
So this happened a few weeks ago. First off I'm female and just recently convinced my SO to start with butt stuff. So we went to pleasures and got a nice medium glass butt plug. Not thinking of how large the bulb itself was and that I was just a beginner I grab... | 13 | 82.307692 | |
1424651604 | 1424664403 | t3_2wtfq8 | t5_2to41 | 52 | WakaWokao: TIFU by not telling my mom about bird eggs
Well, here goes. Sorry in advance if I butcher the story as it is my first dive into this subreddit.
Not too long ago, a bird (a house finch to be exact) built a nest on a small tree that was right next to our front door. It wasn't anything new for me until I saw t... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1424659899 | 1424664945 | t3_2wtvo1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | TexasMaritime: TIFU by asking my girlfriend to a dance
Today, as I was walking with my girlfriend to the elevator in our dorm room, I looked at the wall and saw an advertisement for a cadet ball. At this ball, all the regimental students wear their dress white cadet uniforms for this semi-formal event.
Now, I've neve... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424660918 | 1424671048 | t3_2wtxj9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Nothin99: TIFU by forcibly wiping a half eaten lollipop in my cousin's hair and face.
This happened when I was nine.
A bit of back story is required for telling this TIFU, so here goes nothing. My cousins, comprised of two boys and one girl I will call Rachel came over to stay at my house for about two weeks. Everyth... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424660249 | 1424663588 | t3_2wtw9u | t5_2to41 | 9 | crazyphilosopher: TIFU by accidentally picking up a cougar from work
So like most TIFU's this didn't happen today, but usually gets a giggle after a couple of beers....
Lets just say I am a bigger dude, not super fat, but definitely a plus sized dude.... think of a football lineman... I also don't really do too well w... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1424662200 | 1424662905 | t3_2wtzy4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not locking the toilet door.
Today, I went to Starbucks. Suddenly, I felt the need to shit. The pressure got stronger, but i didnt want to get up so i just held it in to the point where it felt as if it was forcing its way out. There were several single user unisex bathrooms which all opened to the h... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424663139 | 1424669526 | t3_2wu1r3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | geezerforhire: TIFU by trying to donate to charity.
Bit of backstory. I work at a grocery store atm and have entirely no confidense in relationships. I managed to score a date with a hot waitress i met yesterday. So when i get to work today some kids are bagging groceries to make money for a sports team. I decide to ta... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424660137 | 1424687833 | t3_2wtw3i | t5_2to41 | 16 | Anakktin: TIFU by getting stoned for the first time
This happened like a year ago btw.
Sorry for how long it is!
So I don't drink, I've never been with girls, never done any drugs ever before. Before this day, I was a pretty good, innocent, inexperienced guy. Lately, I had been having some dreams about smoking weed, ... | 4 | 4 | |
1424665134 | 1424666695 | t3_2wu5kw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl out
I literally said "Do you want to go on a date."
Cringe.
igotzquestionz: What did she say?
Pryvete: No
Sighters: Don't stress it op. Many guys out there don't even have the balls to say that exact phrase.
: There are many other women out there.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1424657945 | 1424669416 | t3_2wtrzl | t5_2to41 | 28 | garbageacct12: TIFU by being nervous (NSFW)
So I guess I'll start by saying that this happened a few days ago. I'm in college, and as with virtually every other kid on campus, I'm a horny idiot.
There's also this certain girl who I've been hooking up with on and off for the past month or two. We'd pretty much covered... | 4 | 7 | |
1424664049 | 1424675137 | t3_2wu3if | t5_2to41 | 28 | WMTaylor3: TIFU by sending in my stats homework...
I write this F up from a pool of my own sweat.
But first, some background information.
I own a Mac, and as some of you may be aware, on a mac you can take a screenshot of an image by pressing Cmd+Shift+4 and dragging the cross hair over the screen. The computer then sa... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1424665197 | 1424669680 | t3_2wu5pb | t5_2to41 | 7 | Keenangs: TIFU by using an inappropriate password at school
Today my teacher had us all sign up for some online program she put together. It required us to put in our real names and create a password. I put in what I always put as my password, something completely unguessable, which was "niggerjewsauce." About 20 minut... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424667058 | 1425707410 | t3_2wu8wz | t5_2to41 | 5 | Severinx: TIFU by slicing deli meat.
So at work today one of the somewhat regular customers comes to the deli in the store I work at. When he walked up to the counter I was putting labels on a pinwheel tray. I looked up and said "hi" after putting the label on. He stares at me for like 5 seconds before telling me he wa... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1424667072 | 1424669527 | t3_2wu8xs | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with a bedwetting liar.
The night started like a regular saturday night. I was on sober duty because i was a pledge in a frat. I was working the keg all night. later in the night this girl gets up all in my face and is talking and clearly wanted to hookup. Hours later, once the party was d... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422682305 | 1654642899 | t3_2ua32n | t5_2to41 | 4 | alrightpal: TIFU by trying to rewind a movie
So this just happened to me. I rented Gone Girl off youtube and I've been watching it and really enjoying it. I connected my labtop to my tv via HDMI cable to watch it.
I got to the part at the end when his wife comes back and Ben Affleck meets her in the shower. As he ste... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424666789 | 1424709597 | t3_2wu8gm | t5_2to41 | 52 | hardcory6793: TIFU by getting a hand job in front of friends by a friend
Like most posts on this subreddit, this didn't happen today, it happened Friday night. My roommates and me decided to invite some friends and take an uber car to the bar and we had some highly alcoholic drinks. To spare some details by the time we... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1424663675 | 1424708861 | t3_2wu2sg | t5_2to41 | 51 | SomeusernameImadeup: TIFU By waving my sex toy around at work (NSFW)
So my work makes us open our bags under a camera before we clock out to prove we didn't steal anything. Now normally, I just open my bag and show whatever unorganized mess I have in my bag. This very quickly becomes a game I like to call "What other s... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1424669665 | 1424706730 | t3_2wudgj | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by watching porn... NSFW
More specifically gay porn. I just got finished playing some games and was about to go to bed when I decided to jerk it before I went to sleep.. It's been a few days. So mid jerk my door opens when I swear I locked it.. Like I know for a fact I did, and in walks my mom. She doe... | 4 | 2 | |
1424668646 | 1424698859 | t3_2wubq9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | whiteswamp: TIFU By brushing my teeth
So a few weeks ago I travelled away with my friends for our best friends stag/bachelor party before he got married.
A great time was had by all, everyone got very merry, a little too merry on the first night actually. By the time I stumbled up the stairs to go to bed, I was somewh... | 4 | 6 | |
1424671925 | 1424678667 | t3_2wuh00 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a fake post to reddit that went viral and ending up with me getting doxxed.
This wasn't actually today, it was a few weeks ago. I was bored at work and thought I'd see if I could create something and post to reddit and get a little karma.
The post ended up going viral and being covered by nu... | 9 | 0.444444 | |
1424667503 | 1424834358 | t3_2wu9pn | t5_2to41 | 5 | Laziness_supreme: TIFU by needing caffeine
So every morning I drink chai tea to wake me up for class. For those of you that don't know, chai tea is a brown color, similar to coffee with milk in it. And I usually drink it in one of those plastic mobile coffee cups, so there are holes in the top.
So after my first coup... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424668549 | 1424677878 | t3_2wubk3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by fake tanning
Went to fake tanning place.
Haven't been in the sun since last vacation in December.
Select level II bed.
"Yeah I can do full power at full amount of time."
Sunburned the tip of my penis along with the rest of my body.
Tacoslim: Why was your penis out in the first place??
Ak... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424672102 | 1424685180 | t3_2wuh9c | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by running away from home and wrecking my car
I'm 17. My parents haven't been talking to me for weeks. I feel like they've given up on me. Last Friday, I decided to leave home after my parents lost it and decided to make it their purpose to publicly humiliate me by contacting my friends/not letting me s... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1424668580 | 1424672841 | t3_2wubm1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU I wrote this story without knowing today was Steve Irwin's birthday.
cunt-hooks: Did you just lift this shit straight from 4chan?
Mybloeby: You lifted *your* name straight from 4chan though. (I mean to say it's hilariously fucked up).
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1424675586 | 1424678926 | t3_2wulvr | t5_2to41 | 21 | Sp0tt0: TIFU by spilling boiling water on my right testicle.
So this happened two hours ago.
I'm 14 and hate anything pain related. So you can probably imagine my loud screaming and swearing when I spilled boiling water exclusively on my right nut.
I jumped up, literally ripping my school clothes off (at least I hav... | 7 | 3 | |
1424676436 | 1424693180 | t3_2wumxg | t5_2to41 | 1,344 | upset3303: [NSFW] TIFU by killing my daughter
VidiotGamer: I hate to be *that guy* but I seriously doubt the validity of this story.
I find it highly suspect that any doctor would proscribe the type of antidepressant that you could overdose on to a mentally handicapped person (for obvious reasons). They would have li... | 9 | 149.333333 | |
1424677107 | 1424678583 | t3_2wunqt | t5_2to41 | 11 | freshiezee: TIFU by having throwing stars in the back of my car in California
This still feels unreal and I can't believe this actually just happened.
So being me 17 driving a little over the speed limit and got pulled over by a cop. We both park near a hill and on a non busy street and as he gets out of his car in fl... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424677826 | 1424680688 | t3_2wuoj3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | kezalb: TIFU by referencing "Archer" at work
Hyprsoda: Yeah you fucked up hard. You should quit your job now.
NoDiggitySomeDoubt: I don't think that's enough :( op better pack up and leave town after the incident he described
kezalb: Ritual suicide is my only out.
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1424678852 | 1424703330 | t3_2wupo6 | t5_2to41 | 49 | lostyouonomegle: TIFU by using omegle (NSFW)
This is really more of a two nights ago while house sitting I fucked up, but I digress.
tl;dr provided at bottom.
I was bored as hell. I'd just gotten back to this house from work, was horny (bored, horny, what's the difference?), and felt like chatting with a hot girl. W... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1424680307 | 1424681337 | t3_2wur7p | t5_2to41 | 5 | svarog: TIFU by having a stupid sense of humor
So there's this dude who leaves the company I work for to move to Singapore and become a businessman. He held a party last thursday, which I couldn't attend because of all the snow that fell during thursday on my city.
Anyway, we have our stupid and raunchy sense of humor... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424680909 | 1424715556 | t3_2wurtg | t5_2to41 | 29 | Wishy-wash: TiFU by jumping in to a strangers car
This was actually during the night. I had been out drinking with my girlfriends (I'm a 24 year old female) we were having a great time. The clocks turn to 03.00 and the place is closing, we get out and start looking for our ride, we're in the middle of a big city and ou... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1424682309 | 1424905694 | t3_2wut8a | t5_2to41 | 11 | EHGIVEMETHAT: TIFU by pissing my younger friend in the mouth
johnnie_carcinogen: You pissed him in his mouth? What a hole of an ass!
EHGIVEMETHAT: I thought this post was taking down due to violation of rule 3.
But....Yes i pissed him in the mouth and no it was definitely not my intention to.
I guess i FU with this p... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1424683162 | 1424684046 | t3_2wuu4q | t5_2to41 | 1 | abdullahcfix: TIFU by sleeping for 13 hours.
So even though it's 4 AM now, this is still today because I haven't gone to sleep yet. On the weekends, against my better judgement, I tend to sleep in. A lot. Usually I wake up around 3 or 4 PM but the night before I slept at 5 AM so I woke up at 6 PM today. So around 12 A... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1424684691 | 1424702794 | t3_2wuvlw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By assuming everyone has seen the Afroman slap video
I'm a karaoke host/Dj at a busy downtown bar. Tonight some drunk girl and her boyfriend come up to me with a slip filled out for Colt 45 by Afroman. So I laugh and say, "hey, are you going to have your girlfriend come up with you halfway through the s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424684941 | 1424690032 | t3_2wuvva | t5_2to41 | 35 | Mountain9high: TIFU by pissing on my bosses bed
GAPING-AXE-WOUND: But you've shown who's the *real* boss, right?
Mountain9high: Rite. Funny thing is he later asked if he could get me any food. I turned it down with the fear of a piss soaked burger.
Dizzzy4130: Dominant and wise. The force is strong with this one.
| 4 | 8.75 | |
1424685487 | 1424685625 | t3_2wuwed | t5_2to41 | 3 | PureSmoulder: TIFU by waking up late and shitting on the school janitor's rag.
ContrarySnivy: ...And you waited to post this just as the weekend, which allows these kinds of submissions, ends?
PureSmoulder: It happened today.
| 3 | 1 | |
1424688779 | 1424690729 | t3_2wuzjj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by photo-shopping a picture [NSFW-ish]
Dextline: Been there. Not with gimp, but with scat. It did not mean what I thought it meant...
kaenneth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkoF10zn0QQ
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424687368 | 1424726562 | t3_2wuy6t | t5_2to41 | 217 | Green_Runs_Deep: TIFU by going on a trampoline.
First off, this happened in about August. I am a fairly large individual. About 265 lbs to be exact. I like to have fun though and try not to let my weight limit me.
So, I'm a senior in HS and my class president organizes a senior trip to a place called SkyZone, which is... | 7 | 31 | |
1424689751 | 1424783046 | t3_2wv0hj | t5_2to41 | 11 | djdylex: TIFU by being a judgemental little shit
So this happened a while ago in history class, a very tall and overweight girl came into the class and asked for something from the teacher. When she left I leaned over to my right and said to the guy next to me "Jesus, looks like brienn of Tarth let herself go a bit." H... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1424689677 | 1424743553 | t3_2wv0es | t5_2to41 | 145 | crystakat: TIFU by wearing a hoodie
So. First day on reddit, felt like this might amuse someone.
I'm fourteen - this happened a few months back, during the summer of 2014 (was thirteen then).
I was at this amazing art camp in Michigan: wonderful teachers, friendly atmosphere, gorgeous environment. Being Asian Americ... | 9 | 16.111111 | |
1424693117 | 1424694952 | t3_2wv40s | t5_2to41 | 21 | tact8t88: TIFU by farting in the elevator
Imnotathreat: *He arrived at his floor...dead*
tact8t88: I wouldn't be surprised. The stench seared the flesh
| 3 | 7 | |
1424693997 | 1425214049 | t3_2wv4zx | t5_2to41 | 23 | coolfoolio: TIFU By Falling For My Coworker
Short and sweet:
I fell hard for my amazing, beautiful, talented coworker. She's truly great, and we get along swimmingly.
Tonight after work we went out for a drink (it was a loooooooong day) and ended up in the back of her car making out.
I'm in a 2+ year relationship an... | 11 | 2.090909 | |
1424694939 | 1424703602 | t3_2wv630 | t5_2to41 | 5 | butterdart: tifu completed water temple without blue tunic.... On accident
My boyfriend asked me to play LOZ Ocarina of Time. This would turn out to be a 6 month long adventure with many fulfilling moments and putting my DS in much danger of being broken (Bongo Bongo)
The longest part was the water temple. As I've h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424695370 | 1424696455 | t3_2wv6km | t5_2to41 | 30 | thebestbananabread: TIFU by taking my dog to the vet.
Well today my mother and I had to take our dog to the vet. Nothing major, he has unknown allergies and heat rash affecting his armpits we are trying to work out, and we also had to get his nails trimmed as he doesnt let us anywhere near them.
Now.. i love animals d... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1424694921 | 1424696849 | t3_2wv62a | t5_2to41 | 4 | _---_---_---_---_---: TIFU By calling a Dead girl a whore for the past 10 years
downvotemeufags: While it is in bad taste to speak ill of the dead, you didn't know she was dead, but she certainly sounded like a slut to me.
swagmamajohnson: Too true
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424695583 | 1424703185 | t3_2wv6t5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | ri7ani: TIFU by getting lost in the woods.
this Fuck Up happened 4 months ago. i'm sorry if it's a bit long but i wanted to detail what happened as best as i can.
all three of us hunt in an area the size of the island of montreal. it's a wildlife reserve and yesterday was rabbit and grouse opening season second day.
... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1424697823 | 1424699952 | t3_2wv9qb | t5_2to41 | 1 | Whotella: TIFU by commenting "still a better love story than twlight"
Basically this happened about month ago but I just noticed that this was a fuck up yesterday.
**Background Info:**
For some reason everytime someone laughs at my jokes I become extremely stupid and try to make them laugh more.
Now about a month ago... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1424699021 | 1424728843 | t3_2wvbbm | t5_2to41 | 3,621 | thejokersshadow: TIFU by pissing off a squeaker.
Obligatory this didn't happen to me today, but about a week ago.
Let me set the stage a little bit for those who don't know about video games. A squeaker is what we in the gaming world like to call a young male who has yet to hit puberty, but still likes to graphically ... | 14 | 258.642857 | |
1424698771 | 1424707452 | t3_2wvazb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by send sending pictures of my junk to a stranger
ContrarySnivy: I'm guessing you've talked to the cousin, the boss and the select others. What have they said?
Fiddlesticks2468: People seem to not be too bothered so far, still horribly embarrassing tho. I'm at work now, so that seems to be helping my a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424698278 | 1424704612 | t3_2wvabq | t5_2to41 | 12 | jmnzg: TIFU by trusting family and public transit
It all started well this morning, until we stopped to put air on the tire. Let's begin from the very top.... I have a midterm (happening right now as I write this) today, and I woke up with enough time to get ready, leave my house, and "make it on time". However,... | 4 | 3 | |
1424700633 | 1424788869 | t3_2wvdpv | t5_2to41 | 3,958 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading a TIFU post, now my dad thinks I'm gay.
EDIT: Obligatory "this didn't happen today", it happened last night. Close enough.
So I came home from work yesterday, ate dinner, and went on Reddit. I checked the subs I normally do, like NoSleep, AskReddit, Jokes, stuff like that. Usually I save TIF... | 12 | 329.833333 | |
1424697425 | 1424738643 | t3_2wv97r | t5_2to41 | 309 | Toast998: TIFU by falling asleep on a train, had a dream/nightmare and caused carnage.
**So I am a keen TIFU reader and it’s a ritual every day during lunch at work I would have a gander on today’s posts, only today I realised I had my first contribution to TIFU. This happened this morning on my commute to work. I apol... | 7 | 44.142857 | |
1424702844 | 1424712903 | t3_2wvhdb | t5_2to41 | 158 | Agnesagnesagnes: TIFU by trying to MacGuyver the Keurig.
This just happened. I'm very embarrassed.
Last week, the office assistant mentioned to me that she had bought pods for the Keurig that were actually for a different machine, and so we couldn't use them. I said I would take them and see what I could do with them... | 5 | 31.6 | |
1424701889 | 1424703499 | t3_2wvfpp | t5_2to41 | 5 | kjkg01: TIFU by asking to be told the truth.
First time post and this may not be worthy of any recognition but here goes.
So I've been single for the last year and a half pretty much. The odd girl here or there but nothing stuck. I tend to start disliking people if I'm with them too long so you have to be pretty speci... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424702076 | 1424744980 | t3_2wvg15 | t5_2to41 | 298 | Pupilliam: TIFU by reading TIFU in class
This literally just happened, so this fits perfectly.
I'm in my choir class and reading TIFU. I ignored the NSFW and read through the one with the naked black guy in the imgur link.
I opened the link that was there thinking it would be a meme or something.
My teacher was rig... | 10 | 29.8 | |
1424706043 | 1424706815 | t3_2wvn4t | t5_2to41 | 5 | RagingCommunist: TIFU by accidentally telling my girlfriend that I did cocain of a girls private areas.
DressesandDolls: But whats her problem? Like did you do it while you were dating?
RagingCommunist: I don't know what her problem is. Maybe she was over reacting because she was on drugs. I mean this happened years b... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424706384 | 1424707925 | t3_2wvns6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU and might lose both of them
First post here to reddit so bear with me on the format.
The precursor to this story involves me deleting my tinder and ending my one night stands with the aim of settling down with a smoke girlfriend. Up until this point, its been all about quantity over quality in regards... | 6 | 3 | |
1424706774 | 1424708189 | t3_2wvokh | t5_2to41 | 19 | cole867: TIFU by setting the fire sprinklers off at work
Well this was Saturday but whatever. I worked 8-4 on Saturdays at a grocery store, but back to the story. I was heading into work and I clocked in and was asked to go get a ladder and clean something off the high wall ceiling area. This is where i f*ck up I gra... | 5 | 3.8 |
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