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1424567108 | 1424591950 | t3_2wpqav | t5_2to41 | 17 | taanum1: TIFU by arranging a nude photo shoot for myself at the office (NSFW)
Not today, yada yada yada.
I'm occasionally the last one at the office on Fridays. I have nothing to do on Fridays, as I have no life, so I look busy when everyone else if packing away their stuff. Once they have left I quit working and star... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1424567464 | 1424629115 | t3_2wpqxi | t5_2to41 | 471 | BurnquestThreepwood: TIFU by taking a date to watch Fifty Shades of Grey [NSFW]
So earlier today I had a date with a longtime friend whom I have recently become romantically involved with. We grabbed drinks and an early dinner and were trying to decide whether to see Hot Tub Time Machine 2 or Fifty Shades. The choice w... | 9 | 52.333333 | |
1424568647 | 1424608032 | t3_2wpt3l | t5_2to41 | 66 | Jaybirrd06: TIFU by flipping off someone honking at me in heavy traffic...
I just got off work, it's approximately 5pm and everyone in town is trying to get from point A to point B. I must admit I uphold the 'women are bad drivers' stereotype. Watching the traffic from an alleyway I wait impatiently for a break in the ... | 10 | 6.6 | |
1424568996 | 1424569361 | t3_2wptpm | t5_2to41 | 5 | IscoAlcaron: TIFU by creeping out a girl so much that she had to sprint away from me all because I tried not to be creepy
I'm a student at a school that has a sexual assault reported about every two weeks and I understand that girls have to be a little cautious.
This happened early in the morning today.
Anyway, I'm w... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424569630 | 1424597790 | t3_2wpuva | t5_2to41 | 16 | YanChat: TIFU By trolling my brothers Facebook.
So it was around 12am and I had just seen Forest Gump for the third time and I was bored, so I logged onto my computer and opened Firefox and lo and behold Facebook was open with my brothers account logged in. So I seized the opportunity to have some fun, at first I chang... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1424571545 | 1424652556 | t3_2wpy81 | t5_2to41 | 26 | lundrani: TIFU by touching myself in front of my mom [NSFW?]
Today I was studying at the dining table while my mom was doing some chores. I had been studying all morning and I sort of hunch over and my neck gets kind of sore from this. Well, I wasn't wearing a bra so I started getting a pain in my back from sitting tha... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1424570675 | 1424583196 | t3_2wpwq3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU sending a picture of my arrow-shaped chicken nugget to my friend with celiac
2 summers ago I began getting sick all the time. I'm talking lava shit. Painful firey lava shit 10x a day. I tried cutting everything out of my diet to no avail. One of my best friends legitimately has celiac (not on a band wag... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424572781 | 1424576115 | t3_2wq0d2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | HighStakesBlumpkin: TIFU by making a bloody mary and not using zing zang
The title speaks for its self. As far as bloodies go, from here out I'm a brand guy.
Drak_is_Right: What Vodka? i Grey goose was my primary Vodka I used for Bloody Marys
HighStakesBlumpkin: I went with Smirnoff today but I've found Svedka is good... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1424571866 | 1424583352 | t3_2wpyrf | t5_2to41 | 31 | Gheuso: TIFU trying to make an icicle fall using my horn
I was sitting in the Kroger parking lot with my son waiting for my wife to return from grocery shopping. I backed my car into a parking spot facing a shopping cart corral. There was a huge icicle hanging from the top of it, and my son was determined if I honked i... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1424573889 | 1424579131 | t3_2wq2af | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a Walmart bathroom
So this evening I went shopping at Walmart right after dinner. After walking around for a few minutes I had to poop. So I walked into the restroom. First it smelt terrible because it is located in an oilfield town. Second I sat down on the seat and it was uncomfortably warm. ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1424574082 | 1424674739 | t3_2wq2lh | t5_2to41 | 14 | akrascal: TIFU by having sexy time with FWB. NSFW
Guy here. I've had a cuddle buddy for a little bit.
So we were just cuddling, watching movies that aren't that interesting. I started to fall asleep, 4am I think, she's still watching the movie. Then, I felt her move in such a way that her butt cheeks hugged on my alr... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1424575234 | 1424586370 | t3_2wq4kh | t5_2to41 | 42 | -DarwinProbably: TIFU by having condoms in my wallet.
First submission! Yay! Also this happened like 8 months ago.
I'm not the only one right? So a bit of a backstory.. I recently moved countries for a possibility of having a job (I didn't get it). The thing is I had been talking to this Tinder match. She didn't want ... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1424574466 | 1428174163 | t3_2wq38y | t5_2to41 | 26 | ThrowAwayToday52: TIFU by leaving my "gift" laying around NSFW
I'm bad at basic english writing, so bare with me.
Me and my best friend (we will call her jessica) have a terrible on going joke about giant dildos. So being the great friend I am, I went on Amazon and picked out the biggest dildo I could find and bought ... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1424573913 | 1424579285 | t3_2wq2bl | t5_2to41 | 3 | EchoingShadows: TIFU by making my dad think I want to stimulate my you know what with electricity
So this just happened five minutes ago...
I was sitting next to my dad on the couch and he was using one of those little devices that uses electronic impulses that go through two sticky pads you stick on your skin to stimu... | 3 | 1 | |
1424575635 | 1424650580 | t3_2wq57o | t5_2to41 | 5 | aleisapunkrocker13: TIFU by trying to get an n64 emulator.
I tried getting an n64 emulator and ended up downloading a browser hijaker called sweet page. It got on all browsers ie (eww), chrome, and firefox. I thought that by uninstalling firefox id fix the problem cause its my default browser but no. I think got it off... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1424574244 | 1424598732 | t3_2wq2w7 | t5_2to41 | 85 | youjettisonme: TIFU by creeping out my new neighbor and her friend
So, FYI, I have a terrible cold. I haven't been sick in years, but I'm so congested right now that I can barely breath or sleep, I've missed work for the last several days, and I haven't even left the apartment... until this morning. This morning, aft... | 8 | 10.625 | |
1424576101 | 1424580165 | t3_2wq5zu | t5_2to41 | 6 | SmuggleDatHuggle: TIFU By making an assumption about a birthday cake.
So, I work at a bakery inside a grocery store. Mostly, my job doesn't deal with actually decorating or preparing the cakes, and I usually just take orders. Our manager had messed up the schedule, so instead of me and two other people closing (which i... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424576503 | 1424665468 | t3_2wq6mx | t5_2to41 | 7 | el_f3n1x187: TIFU by jot telling my gf that is states away that I was going to my friends house for dinner
I keep fucking up with this, being in LDR .__.
I don't know why, I just didn't thought it would be a big deal just goingbover and not mentioning it. Apparently now I have motives to hide her stuff, since it is t... | 7 | 1 | |
1424577495 | 1424636525 | t3_2wq896 | t5_2to41 | 757 | 100jumpingbeans: TIFU by taking my girlfriend to see her parents
Now I probably don't need to say this but this didn't happen today, it happened about two weeks ago.
My girlfriend gets homesick quite often. We live in a big city and she grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere. So we often go to visit her par... | 14 | 54.071429 | |
1424578453 | 1424642395 | t3_2wq9wl | t5_2to41 | 8 | RochelleH: TIFU by eating TWO packets of Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears
I had eaten one pack before, and nothing really happened besides some slight discomfort and a little more "ease" in going to the bathroom. Not uncomfortable or uncontrollable enough to deter me from eating them again.
I had read the Amazon reviews ... | 4 | 2 | |
1424578035 | 1424640678 | t3_2wq965 | t5_2to41 | 207 | HarrisonBacordo: TIFU by not watching enough porn
I'm junior class president of my high school and frequently have to make announcements during lunch over a booming PA system. I was to announce that we were introducing an idea where during the week, people write down on slips of paper someone they want to give a shouto... | 8 | 25.875 | |
1424573965 | 1424580719 | t3_2wq2el | t5_2to41 | 3 | slokomisu2: TIFU By Submitting an essay draft
Long time lurker yadayada.
So, I just feel that I need to vent because I am so stupid for making a mistake like this. I'm in college and I'm taking an online art appreciation class. In this class we have to submit critques of works that is in campus art gallery.
So, wher... | 3 | 1 | |
1424575125 | 1424621112 | t3_2wq4de | t5_2to41 | 217 | bambino0116: TIFU by siphoning gas
Hello hooligans of Reddit, before I start my FU, I must give you a quick backstory.
I (20/m) have a 1991 Toyota MR2 (it's the n/a, not the turbo). It is both the reason I wake up in the morning, and the reason I cry myself to sleep at night. The day I bought this car, the clutch went... | 6 | 36.166667 | |
1424571222 | 1424652974 | t3_2wpxok | t5_2to41 | 0 | The_Pankiest: TIFU by taking off my work shirt
I wear glasses. Sometimes contacts. I have shit eyesight. Earlier this evening, as I was changing out of my work uniform, I heard a snap. Then I couldn't see anything clearly. The two halves of my glasses frame fell off of my face in different directions. I felt like Velma... | 4 | 0 | |
1424578415 | 1424581660 | t3_2wq9u8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | cyanopenguin: TIFU by utterly destroying someone's motivation.
was talking with a very close friend of mine. She told me that her aim was to finish all of her homework by midnight tonight- and she probably could have done it. I decided to be a smartass and point out her constant stressing and studying until her test(wh... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424581695 | 1424824327 | t3_2wqf3j | t5_2to41 | 2 | DaisyCatherine: TIFU by screaming at my neighbor like a psycho and making a scene in the lobby of my apartment building
Recently my younger cousin died from liver failure. She was born with liver disease and was on the waiting list for a transplant. It was the day after her 18th birthday when she died. I had been stayi... | 9 | 0.222222 | |
1424582898 | 1424585144 | t3_2wqgwr | t5_2to41 | 8 | exiemack: TIFU by sharting in the club
Trusted a fart. Sharted in a club in Barcelona. Too drunk. Put underwear in my boot. Still hooked up.
wwickeddogg: Next time just throw it away.
ChinkInShiningArmour: No way. Sell that on [r/pantyselling] (http://www.reddit.com/r/pantyselling)
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424583393 | 1424610774 | t3_2wqhpb | t5_2to41 | 9 | sireakys: TIFU by telling gf she is eating too much.
My girlfriend has just the perfect shape for me. She is not skinny but no chubby, just has some thick legs which I Love. Yet, I do worry about her eating routine, sometimes she eats things that may be too much and out of time.
It's 2 am and she just got some pizza a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424585631 | 1424585895 | t3_2wqkyu | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwaawayyy2476: TIFU by Upvoting my throwaway account's post
pleasuremaker: She dumped you over something NSFW?? Was it nude pictures of her that you posted in secret?
throwaawayyy2476: Pics of another girl, i really fucked up :(
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424585961 | 1426865627 | t3_2wqlfk | t5_2to41 | 44 | GregariousBlueMitten: TIFU by shitting my bed, my bathroom, and alllll the way in between...
This happened over the night last night/this morning.
I enjoy the daily nightcap. Lately, I have switched from wine to cheap vodka, due to financial hardship. Please note here that I am not normally a liquor drinker, and there... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1424586586 | 1424630170 | t3_2wqm84 | t5_2to41 | 1,457 | [deleted]: TIFU by joining the military and posting about my birthday on facebook.
fatalis_vox: I also lost some friends when I enlisted. One of my friends got seriously pissed and told me off, saying that he hoped I enjoyed "lining [my] pockets with blood money."
Listen. People are ignorant. They don't get it. P... | 9 | 161.888889 | |
1424586858 | 1424590877 | t3_2wqmlg | t5_2to41 | 16 | computerguy0-0: TIFU by putting pop in the dishwasher
I was carrying a 12-pack of Dr. Pepper out of my car when the box broke from every seam. My cans of pop went everywhere. There is muddy snow everywhere in MI right now, including my driveway.
I am sick, it's -11F outside, it is dark out, and I wanted my damn ... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1424577288 | 1424639999 | t3_2wq7ya | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ubergee: TIFU driving uber
Tifu driving uber but not in the way youre probably thinking. So i was driving uber and the weekends are always crazy and i usually get atleast 3 hot girls on a weekend night and driving one of the better cars in uber i usually get a number or maybe even make out with a chick, but tonight was... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424586839 | 1424592861 | t3_2wqmkr | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by being lazy.
Okay, yesterday. Whatever. Anyway, I wasn't feeling that great but I had a lot to do. Hit up the DMV (3 hours 20 minutes!).. Do a LOT of laundry (7 loads.. Had just moved and everything smelled like construction).. Pick up groceries, clean up (again, just moved. Half of my stuff is in... | 5 | 2 | |
1424591218 | 1424634398 | t3_2wqrtl | t5_2to41 | 13 | AbsoluteZero0: TIFU By accidentally sodomizing myself.
TIFU rougly 1 hour ago.
I am a very regular person. Not too out of the box. I'm very much so straight and had no intention of this happening but seeing as life is a bitch I guess we can't always get what we want.
Back story: I love animals. Specifically dogs. I w... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1424593150 | 1424593958 | t3_2wqtu4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | BigHungry70: TUIF by celebrating my 21st birthday
blacksmith_sd: Today Up I Fucked.....I like it.....
BigHungry70: When you realize the situation that's going on spell checking is on on the top of your list
blacksmith_sd: It's all good man...I'm drunk too
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1424592128 | 1424593463 | t3_2wqsqy | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by going outside and trying to be courageous.
This happened a couple of hours ago... fuck me.
I was at the mall walking around with my sister looking for nothing in particular and we stop at one of those little concession stands except the ones that don't sell food but other stuff like watches/cell pho... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424584007 | 1424704087 | t3_2wqile | t5_2to41 | 11 | iamthelol1: TIFU by taking out my dick to assert dominance
Like most fuck ups, this did not occur today, rather in preschool. I actually got kicked out of this preschool for this and previous incidents. So one day my mom drives me off to preschool. The memory is extremely hazy. So it's a normal day at the daycare or wh... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424591789 | 1424594901 | t3_2wqsf1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my high school crush
Let me start off by saying I had a huge crush on this one guy in high school. He was incredibly cute but especially charming, he was certainly waaaaaay out of my league. We went to different colleges, so it was inevitable that we would lose touch.
He was in town,... | 3 | 2 | |
1424594550 | 1424658372 | t3_2wqv7e | t5_2to41 | -1 | Ayangar: TIFU By Attending A Dinner Party
Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I generally don’t socialize with coworkers, but for some reason I did. I should have stuck to my rule about forgoing outside of work socializing.
Six coworkers met at someone’s house yesterday under the pretense of ‘iris stew’. ... | 6 | -0.166667 | |
1424594867 | 1424597128 | t3_2wqvha | t5_2to41 | 89 | squirmdragon: TIFU by accidentally teaching a toddler to curse
So I work at a daycare. The amount of toddlers in my classroom is too damn high. Get more than 10 toddlers in a room and things get out of hand pretty quickly.
Even with 1,000 toys in the class, they feel the need to create a more stimulating environment ... | 7 | 12.714286 | |
1424595588 | 1424599208 | t3_2wqw56 | t5_2to41 | 36 | TotallyNotTheMailman: TIFU by buying a sharps kit from a hospital.
So my story starts out with me in my little town of Maryborough Wild Australia. About a week ago I was at the hospital taking my father in for a check up and while he was there my curiosity got the better of me, I decided to go outside and look for any ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1424596732 | 1424675148 | t3_2wqx5h | t5_2to41 | 4,281 | unfortunatedream: TIFU by touching my girlfriend (NSFW)
So last night I went to city with my girlfriend and a couple of mates to see the White night festival. For those who think this was held by the KKK don't fret, it's just an art expo that is held at Melbourne CBD in Australia.
The night was great, lots of cool a... | 16 | 267.5625 | |
1424599047 | 1424611250 | t3_2wqz32 | t5_2to41 | 8 | reireikouyama: TIFU by texting my newly ex gf...
A few days ago my girlfriend left me. But instead of being smart and giving her space I pressed the issue...begging her to stay...she started to get pissed off by that...so I backed off and...when I texted her asking if she wanted the gifts she gave me back or not...I re... | 4 | 2 | |
1424601842 | 1424628860 | t3_2wr1gh | t5_2to41 | -22 | letsridetoglory: Tifu by not closing my porn tab and connecting my car Bluetooth with gf in the car
I fucked up real bad this time. Long story short, I usually watch a porn on my phone before bed to get me a little sleepeier, and I usually close the tabs. Last night I told myself i would do it in the morning as I had a... | 13 | -1.692308 | |
1424602401 | 1424667923 | t3_2wr1yp | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing and spanking my fiance's butt
This actually happened a few weeks ago..
So every now and then I will grab or spank my fiancé's butt because it's fun, I like it and it keeps us physically intimate.
So I live in a share house and always look after/teach/babysit my landlord's daughter for fr... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1424602790 | 1424603999 | t3_2wr2cy | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a typical high school student
I'm your typical high school student. You know those open notebook essays, where the teacher provides a book that you can gather your evidence to support what you write during the essay. Yeah, those.
I COMPLETELY forgot the exam was tomorrow, and now I'm sitting h... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1424599494 | 1424605569 | t3_2wqzgy | t5_2to41 | 10 | Cheezitchrists: TIFU by eating Jolly Ranchers
TIFU by eating those fucking Jolly Ranchers that are sour and shaped like bunnies. Yes, they were delicious, and yes, I did end up eating the entire package because they were so damn good (keep in mind this was a pretty big bag.) All was well for the rest of the day until m... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424569888 | 1424726527 | t3_2wpvct | t5_2to41 | 4 | RB_DA: TIFU by refusing to drink
This happened recently:
I moved into my dorm room (apartment style) at university. I had 3 other roommates with me in that apartment.
It was a Wednesday night and I had a midterm the next day (on Thursday). My roommates threw a party at our apartment that night. Being the nerd, I obv... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424606598 | 1424607010 | t3_2wr5nd | t5_2to41 | 11 | OleBrur: TIFU by obliterating a sweet Jamaican establishment's toilet.
First, let me introduce you to my stomach. My brothers have described it as "the nuclear reactor", "the deepest catacomb of hell" etc..
Now, "the nuclear reactor" doesn't agree with american food, so after days of constipation while eating greasy, ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424606887 | 1424621314 | t3_2wr5wx | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a lame comedian
I'm a comedian, but only a beginner, i've played 3 small gigs so far and gotta a moderate amount of laughs but I guess I must have gotten big headed because I say things out loud that to me are funny but actually aren't funny at all.
I also should mention that I have bad socia... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1424610114 | 1424637173 | t3_2wr8xz | t5_2to41 | 58 | rutsian: TIFU by telling a friend by username on reddit
I didn't think about the consequences. Khalid is a good friend of mine and I tell him everything. But he's also stupid. He belongs to a village near the town of Lahore. When I told him there's a website called reddit and explained to him the dynamics of the page, ... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1424610333 | 1424699369 | t3_2wr95m | t5_2to41 | 3,358 | Calculated_Crazy: TIFU by ripping my frenulum while giving my boyfriend a blow job. (NSFW)
I was giving my boyfriend head, his penis slipped under my tongue instead of over, and it ripped the little piece of skin that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth. His dick broke my mouth...
TheEnKrypt: Penis frenul... | 17 | 197.529412 | |
1424611812 | 1424617883 | t3_2wraqi | t5_2to41 | 3 | FlarpFilming: TIFU by wiping
Happened a few days ago.
So, I'm just using the bathroom. You know, No.2. And you look around to find some toilet paper, and there is none. Well, crap. What am I gunna do now? I knew I couldn't skip the wiping, it was one of those you just couldn't. So I decide to stand up and look around... | 3 | 1 | |
1424611624 | 1424670510 | t3_2wraj9 | t5_2to41 | 52 | vanorah: TIFU by hugging the wrong grandma.
This happened a few years back when I was like 12 or something. I didn't discover reddit until some weeks ago so I thought of sharing this with you even if it's not a big fuck up.
So this happened in a small village in Greece where I come from. The people there all know each... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1424613580 | 1424888539 | t3_2wrcrt | t5_2to41 | 11 | hey_there_bear: TIFU by eating an entire bag of cheetos
This wasn't today, but yesterday. The full Cheeto wrath didn't set in until 5:30 am this morning.
I'm currently working on 3 separate deadlines for University, so I am super stressed and don't have much time for cooking and whatnot, so yesterday whilst working, I... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1424612245 | 1424624590 | t3_2wrb7n | t5_2to41 | 24 | SMEGMA_CHEESE: TIFU by being an absolute cockface
This is a tale of utter failure. It will make you feel better for not being me.
For the past 3 days I've been in Tokyo on my own to have some fun and spend some cash. I had enough cash to do pretty much anything and buy a bunch of stuff, so buy I did (I spent it all).
... | 8 | 3 | |
1424616428 | 1424704332 | t3_2wrgne | t5_2to41 | 21 | HarlequinDoll: TIFU by cursing in front of my friend's mom.
So last weekend my friend’s mom took me, her daughter, and another girl (SJ) to the mall. As we were driving there I was looking through my phone and texting a friend. So while I’m typing on my phone my friend, SJ, looked over my shoulder and made “Really?” fa... | 3 | 7 | |
1424616444 | 1424688568 | t3_2wrgnx | t5_2to41 | 5,484 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing the same pair of pants two days in a row
Friday morning I was recovering from some "festivities" the night before and ended up sleeping through my alarm. I woke up at around 8AM, looked at the clock, and panicked, realizing I would almost certainly be late for a team meeting at 9AM.
So I br... | 10 | 548.4 | |
1424617969 | 1424622541 | t3_2wriz8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | ozalsoir: TIFU by borrowing my car to my SO.
26yo/M. First time poster here, sorry for any grammar mistakes, English is not my first language. As with almost any other story, this did not happen today but about a week ago, I just read another story and I remembered this one that happened to me. My SO's car needed an oi... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1424614625 | 1424653728 | t3_2wre7b | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by going outside and trying to be courageous.
This happened a couple of hours ago... fuck me.
I was at the mall walking around with my sister looking for nothing in particular and we stop at one of those little concession stands except the ones that don't sell food but other stuff like watches/cell pho... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1424607693 | 1424665133 | t3_2wr6m5 | t5_2to41 | 165 | jenibriated: TIFU by not looking in the toilet before I flushed.
This TIFU happened a few years ago.
I was eating out with a friend at one of those all American 24-hr diners. Went to the bathroom before we left and as I'm standing up to adjust my pants, belt, etc. one of the habits was to fix my pockets also as they ... | 6 | 27.5 | |
1424621392 | 1424624862 | t3_2wrohj | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By accidentally showing my gf for 5 years a mail from a girl I am just friends with
It all began some 5 no this ago when while visiting my parents met through a common friend a girl. She is 10 years younger than me and I just liked her sense of humor and general attitude. We exchanged emails and since t... | 4 | 2 | |
1424615977 | 1424651752 | t3_2wrfzl | t5_2to41 | 914 | Eggs6131: TIFU by taking my 6-year-old nephew to Chinatown
My first post here at TIFU. This happened just yesterday.
My sister asked me if I could look after her son yesterday while she went on a day out "with the girls". I needed to go shopping that day, so I asked if it was okay if he could go with me. Sure thing, s... | 14 | 65.285714 | |
1424621983 | 1424626466 | t3_2wrpjb | t5_2to41 | 18 | Mechanova: TIFU and showed my Uncle my setup...
So. Today was my sister's birthday. We had a large amount of family around so being the betafag I am, I hid in my room, away from the horrors of human interaction. I was talking to a couple of pals on skype at the time when my uncle unknowingly to me came through the door... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1424622187 | 1424651839 | t3_2wrpvv | t5_2to41 | 2,304 | rickfromcincinnati: TIFU by laughing at a coworker's brother being eaten by a lion
Not today. 10 years ago...
So about 10 years ago, when I was about 21, I worked at a restaurant with a woman who was probably about 45 at the time. We were talking one day and she mentions that she wasn't close with her brother any more... | 13 | 177.230769 | |
1424624354 | 1424685684 | t3_2wrtx9 | t5_2to41 | 358 | primroseblossom: TIFU by having a nice mum [NSFW]
So, some background. I'm pregnant, living in a nice house in a leafy countryside town with a nice man who I've been with for ~5 years. I have nice parents, who come and visit every week or so for lunch and a cup of tea.
I'm also very kinky, and like to go to fetish eve... | 8 | 44.75 | |
1424614711 | 1424636661 | t3_2wreay | t5_2to41 | 17 | walfulninja: TIFU by spilling snapple on my laptop.
The only keys that work are wertyuiopafhlzxcvnm. I'm using the on screen keyboard atm. This sucks.
jvchef: **snaptop**
h^e^y^o^!
Unidrake: I was *just* about to make this joke..
You beat me to it. Well played sir
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1424626570 | 1424636310 | t3_2wryf5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | thatoneguywitalook: TIFU by donating to the Girl Scouts
So I went to the store to go get some produce and when I was walking into the store a little Girl Scout asked me if I wanted to buy some cookies. I am on a diet so I told her no thank you. I felt so guilty for saying no, so I figured I would just get some money ou... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1424625960 | 1428293200 | t3_2wrx7b | t5_2to41 | 76 | Big_MAQ: TIFU by mentioning my girlfriend's facial hair.
So from the time I'm writing this fu happened an hour ago, but I'm deciding to post it in the morning.
Anyway, my girlfriend (let's call her Molly) had a really bad falling out with one of her friends today and it was really emotional and stressful for her. We w... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1424626423 | 1424689474 | t3_2wry41 | t5_2to41 | 133 | Faeye: TIFU by trying to blow out a candle
So yesterday evening I was going to watch a movie at my friend's place, but I was running kinda late, so I hurriedly gathered my stuff and prepared to leave. Now here's where it gets interesting... Next to my desk is a rather high cupboard/book closet and there was a scented b... | 7 | 19 | |
1424619803 | 1424649811 | t3_2wrlsj | t5_2to41 | 50 | Lichewitz: TIFU by dodging a fly
So, where I work there is this really really really gorgeous girl. I've been thinking about asking her out, and I decided "what the hell, I'm doing this".
So I walk towards her table (she's the receptionist at the place I work). When she makes eye conctact with me, I smile, but before I... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1424625519 | 1424873995 | t3_2wrwcf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting the receipt for many expensive things at the store.
Obligatory this hasn't happened today
But it actually turned up today.
I'll get right to it
A week or so ago I went with my family to a store (Jarir Bookstore , it's more than just a bookstore) and we bought 2 laptops and a lot of other... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424626674 | 1424670047 | t3_2wryma | t5_2to41 | 561 | Klatelbat: TIFU by telling my ex that my lesbian friend was my girlfriend.
I tried posting this yesterday, on the day that this happened, but for some reason the post didn't go through.
So, back in high school I dated this girl for almost a year. Let's call her Jenny. She cheated on me multiple times, but I was dumb e... | 9 | 62.333333 | |
1424626844 | 1424676705 | t3_2wryyn | t5_2to41 | 12 | QuotidianPulchritude: tifu when my boner slipped out
Quick_man: Hi QuotidianPulchritude, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *tifu when my boner slipped out*, has been removed because you have violated one of our rules, which can be located in the sidebar.
**RULE 1:** All fuck-ups must be ori... | 11 | 1.090909 | |
1424627297 | 1424662409 | t3_2wrzvr | t5_2to41 | 25 | BadMotorFinger91: TIFU by not knowing how to properly clean up a toddler's shit covered pajamas.
Hello Reddit, I kinda fucked up this morning. A little background first, I recently moved in with my girlfriend and her two year old, and as a former long time bachelor, I do not have much experience with young kids. Well t... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1424626288 | 1424662304 | t3_2wrxv5 | t5_2to41 | 43 | fungoid_sorceror: TIFU by changing my son's diaper
Maradi Gras was last week, I'm making jambalaya. This means I'm chopping garlic, onions, and hot peppers, among other things. My two year old comes running into the kitchen and says "poop!" So naturally I go into dad mode and drop everything to change him. Oops. H... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1424627825 | 1424644607 | t3_2ws0ys | t5_2to41 | 18 | phocuss: TIFU by calling my pregnant wife fat while motorboating her stomach with an unshaven face
Last night, I had the distinct pleasure of feeling my son kick for the first time.
This was one of the single greatest moments of my life. I know it doesn't sound exciting, but the thought of having a mini-me running ar... | 3 | 6 | |
1424628834 | 1424670866 | t3_2ws329 | t5_2to41 | 1,411 | definitethrowaway111: TIFU by cumming on myself & my boss at work (NSFW)
I generally get into work well before everyone else at my office. On this particular morning I was a bit frustrated sexually, as my GF had been sick all week and I was on day 8 of not busting. So after trying to work for about 30 minutes I say... | 11 | 128.272727 | |
1424629026 | 1424696778 | t3_2ws3gz | t5_2to41 | 22 | DeeJayFresh: TIFU by doing mushrooms on a date with a nice girl.
So , this didn't happen recently. It actually happened in 2011 while I was in college.
I just got back from Christmas break and had a night planned with a lady I was seeing at the time. She was a pretty blond girl with a very innocent , natural beauty t... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1424629559 | 1424663098 | t3_2ws4jd | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking what fluids I was putting into my car.
So today I was topping off some fluids in my car. Primarily oil and coolant. Oil was topped off without a hitch, no spills. However, it all went to hell when I went to top off my coolant reservoir.
I grabbed the Dexcool coolant bottle I had next to... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1424629896 | 1424704162 | t3_2ws57k | t5_2to41 | 2,044 | indianacrohns: TIFU by flashing my father and sister's FIL at her wedding.
Obligatory this happened yesterday.
I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding and she had the bridesmaids wearing strapless floor length dresses. They were very pretty, and I didn't have to wear a bra with it! I was pumped, I hate bras and... | 9 | 227.111111 | |
1424630312 | 1424711910 | t3_2ws61z | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by being stupid and having stupid friends
In the tenth grade ME AND MY FRIENDS WANTED TO GET DRUNK AND HAVE A GOOD TIME (Best way to plan a night...) We decided to get some guy to buy us booze, then decided to go egg some houses. One of our friends was that guy who just spends all his money like an idio... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1424629764 | 1424635350 | t3_2ws4ym | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my son have a smartphone.
So this tifu actually happend this morning. At my work (grocery store) I found a cell phone, (galaxy mega) I then put it in the lost and found and went on with my day. This happend 2 weeks ago. I decided to grab the phone since it is past the waiting period. Thinking... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424628014 | 1424668451 | t3_2ws1cf | t5_2to41 | 189 | PenisAnnaMajorsakIII: TIFU by forgetting to lock my apartment door and getting robbed, but ultimately the thief just did my dishes and stole some weed.
Ok. This one involves a bit of a story but the bottom line is this. When I was about 20, I forgot to lock my door one morning as I went to work. Someone broke into my a... | 6 | 31.5 | |
1424630757 | 1424633905 | t3_2ws6zy | t5_2to41 | 3 | tifuagnostic: TIFU by going to church.
Background : I am pretty much an atheist. I don't believe in god(yes lowercase g). I haven't believe since I was about 6? I am know 28. I have probably went to church a total of 10 times since then. That's including funerals and the few times my girlfriend at the time begged me to... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1424631055 | 1424672629 | t3_2ws7m3 | t5_2to41 | 1,655 | WgtnToAkl: TIFU Sleeping With A Cougar
I posted this during the week but the mods removed it so I’m putting it up again.
This actually happened a week or so ago but I didn't get the idea to post on here until I relayed to a friend of mine. So here's my fuck up.
I'm 19 years old, normal dude, think about sex about 10... | 17 | 97.352941 | |
1424631535 | 1424633469 | t3_2ws8mu | t5_2to41 | 5 | ZQKspark: TIFU by telling Hasbro they're a bunch of fucking assholes.
So, I spent several days working on an edited version of My Little Pony. As soon as I uploaded it, YouTube figured out my video was exactly what it was, and took it down. Immediately, I thought, "What a huge fucking waste of time that was," and when ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424629588 | 1424634485 | t3_2ws4lh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using snapchat next to shower
Real TIFU when I was using snapchat with my gf since i'm overseas. It was fun while it lasted and stupid me decided to use the shower back n forth until I eventually gave in and decided to do the dirty deed.
As I was sending a video of me playing with my monkey, my hand... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424634027 | 1424635141 | t3_2wse21 | t5_2to41 | 7 | thatusernameis12: TIFU by using tinder...
TIFU because I was spamming right swipe on tinder, (as you do, I like to cast my net as wide as I can). When I accidentally matched with a girl in my class... She said "hey how are you x" and I quickly unmatched after realising my mistake. I wonder if she recognised if it was m... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424634626 | 1424704746 | t3_2wsfcd | t5_2to41 | 126 | Dr_Iridium: TIFU by pulling out [NSFW]
First post, and on mobile no less so bear with me. This happened in the wee hours of the morning so technically today.
Anyway, my girl and I are doing the deed, getting it on. She's already gotten hers so now I'm getting mine. She's on top and I'm pumping away. I'm starting to fe... | 6 | 21 | |
1424635050 | 1424662574 | t3_2wsgb4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Dbgross01: TIFU by getting a group message
So I just started a new job and i am in a 6 week training class. Our class was sent home early on Monday and our instructor sent a group text to the whole class of 16 people saying something like, "hope everyone made it home ok. Check the weather line tomorrow to see if we ope... | 4 | 3 | |
1424634736 | 1424641029 | t3_2wsfm0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ontarin01: TIFU Accidentily showed my 74 year old religous dad soft core gay porn
Okay so little background story about what happened , my dads (74 year old Arab dude) satelite dish broke down a while ago and he needed his Al Jazeera fix so apparently Al Jazeera has arabic streams on Youtube so i just give him my lapto... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424629365 | 1424637923 | t3_2ws467 | t5_2to41 | 13 | agraves95: TIFU by changing my cats litter
Yesterday I decided to get the litter that was on sale and switch up what Oliver has been using since he was a kitten.
He told me he didn't like it by pooping in the bathtub...
I went back and got his usual litter this morning. Lesson learned, Oliver doesn't like change
Lov... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1424637342 | 1424652711 | t3_2wsl7e | t5_2to41 | 0 | oldsettler: TIFU - Pressuring my son to play too much hockey, and he lashes out on the ice.
My son plays very well for his age, he is 6. So he is invited to play a lot of tournaments and allstar teams.
And today he expressed that he was exhausted from all the hockey. But I pressured him into going on anyway. Well, he ... | 4 | 0 | |
1424610679 | 1424643362 | t3_2wr9je | t5_2to41 | 15 | WHERESTHEGOODNAMES: TIFU by being too tired to care
Ok so this wasn't today and was actually 7 years ago but hey it's a good story
So me and my ex were 15 and I was at her house, the house was full when I was there, her mum and both her siblings were there but I got along well with them so why should I care.
Anyway ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1424639418 | 1424756304 | t3_2wspot | t5_2to41 | 107 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting great deals on high-quality backpacks.
hatchlingg: ur buddy may have a case to sue
jakfrosty: Seriously.. that's your first thought is oh he can sue.. How about laugh it off, now he's got a cool story, and stop being a dipshit and suing for pointless things.
pabloseksobar: The fact that said... | 16 | 6.6875 | |
1424639430 | 1424689503 | t3_2wsppu | t5_2to41 | 210 | R_I_Penis: TIFU By going to a college party
First off I'd like to preface this by saying this just happened last night.
Throwaway for this one.
So my friend invited me to a party that was going on at his frat and I love hanging out with him so went thinking it was cool being invited to a semi-exclusive party where th... | 7 | 30 | |
1424639635 | 1424641812 | t3_2wsq6j | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my boyfriend. (NSFW)
So, I and my boyfriend are chilling in my room watching films on netflix and eating takeaway pizza and sweets. We are very sexually active and we enjoy some very kinky things. This didn't happen today but it was only a few days ago. Things start to get a little he... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1424640991 | 1424641854 | t3_2wst85 | t5_2to41 | 4 | testidiot: TIFU by not reading the test instructions properly
I was applying for a civil service test where you have to tell them what your experience is for the job before you take the actual test. I didn't read the instructions closely so I didn't put in enough experience so I was disqualified from taking the test. T... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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