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1426428720 | 1426458777 | t3_2z4gta | t5_2to41 | 385 | fieryhobo: TIFU by trying to cheat a French public toilet.
TIFU by trying to cheat a French public toilet:
A few years ago, I was on holiday in France with my parents, siblings and grandparents.
Having spent a lovely few hours walking round a market and drinking copious amounts of water, my sister and I decided to go... | 4 | 96.25 | |
1426428669 | 1426436520 | t3_2z4gqb | t5_2to41 | 5 | helpmesavethis: Tifu by showing a girl how I really felt about her.
So to begin. I have been at a convention in Seattle for a club at school (high school). Well for the past couple of months I have been talking to this girl I know from the club. We will call her Z. We have become really good friends and she and I had b... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426429652 | 1426439737 | t3_2z4i81 | t5_2to41 | 30 | itsdrtran: TIFU by accidentally snorting Sriracha sauce.
Happened like 10 minutes ago.
I woke up, made some breakfast, and settled down with my plate of toast with cheese, refried beans, and an egg over medium on top, with a drizzle of Sriracha on top.
I could have made a closed-faced breakfast sandwich, but no, I de... | 3 | 10 | |
1426430414 | 1426454049 | t3_2z4je8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Skantrax: TIFU clicking on "restore closed windows" on Firefox.
Today I fucked up reddit, big time.
I was at my sister's house, and was using her laptop when I decided to google something. Fired up Mozilla and clicked on "restore closed windows" out of habit then got up to close a door. My sister's husband then said s... | 5 | 3 | |
1426432242 | 1426474623 | t3_2z4mhb | t5_2to41 | 11 | ChineseBaozi: TIFU by befriending a depressed guy
So I feel like I need to give some background to this story. Since entering high school I've attracted depressed friends. My current two best friends have both been through the cutting and near suicidal phase, but are doing much better now. They both have girlfriends an... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1426432931 | 1426435421 | t3_2z4nn5 | t5_2to41 | 86 | mr_snake_eyes: TIFU by telling my girlfriend a joke that touched a nerve.
TIFU by trying to be funny. So for context my gf is 5yrs older than me, though it doesn't bother me so I don't tend to think about it much.
We're sitting watching TV and an old joke pops into my head so I decide to share it. "Hey L, what's blue ... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1426433771 | 1426514105 | t3_2z4p4f | t5_2to41 | 157 | FuckUpSnitch: TIFU by staring at a wall in Saudi Arabia
I'm not sure if there's a sub to submit other people's fuck-ups, but I just witnessed this happen to a friend of mine(we'll call him Moe). The next paragraph is from his POV just for context:
*So FuckUpSnitch and another friend(we'll call him Bart) wanted to meet... | 5 | 31.4 | |
1426377539 | 1426534033 | t3_2z2lko | t5_2to41 | 5 | please_do_meth: TIFU by breaking the toilet and flooding the bathroom
After a long day of not doing much of anything, I walk into the upstairs bathroom to relieve myself. I realize that for some reason I'm holding my laptop, so as I sit down, without really thinking, I set it down behind me on top of the toilet. This p... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426435150 | 1426438608 | t3_2z4rn4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Rider2403: TIFU by having a brain fart while meeting my girlfriends mom.
this happened 2 days ago but whatever it still deserves a place here
so this is me in my first real relationship, everything is going great, and my girlfriend has the brilliant idea to go shopping and then go eat with her mother, ok, sure, why not... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1426435154 | 1427766788 | t3_2z4rnj | t5_2to41 | 32 | P00KIEPIE: TIFU with porn on the bus!
Okay, so I ride the bus 3 times a week to go to my school that's located in the city. Typically the passengers are all business men and women going to the city to start the government jobs. On this particular morning my boss happens to be riding the bus as well. Awesome right? I sa... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1426434802 | 1426442967 | t3_2z4r0d | t5_2to41 | 54 | scorp11: TIFU by having a threesome...
Ok so, I am married. My husband and I have been married for three years. We've talked about sharing a sexual experience that involved welcoming a third party but I don't think either of us actually expected to go through with this. And then it happened... We don't go out often so ... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1426436218 | 1426567064 | t3_2z4to6 | t5_2to41 | 173 | kit_is_my_kat: TIFU by sending my fiancé a topless photo
My fiancé has been out of town for a couple of weeks for work. He took a few extra days off to see his family while he is gone since they live close to where he is. I wanted to get him excited to see what he would be coming home to, so I sent him a topless pictur... | 7 | 24.714286 | |
1426436341 | 1426521870 | t3_2z4tvn | t5_2to41 | 25 | Crazykillerguy: TIFU by getting caught.
Several years ago, before I was in my current relationship, I was that douchebag guy. I would have different women come and go. Well one day I had two different women, let's call them **Hannah** and **Alice**, that wanted to come over and see me, one of which, **Hannah**, I liked... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1426437437 | 1426437749 | t3_2z4vwe | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting weight gainer on all my food.
Always thought that Weight Gainer is some magical powder that makes everyone buff as The Hulk...Guess I was wrong...
So for the two-three months I have been putting Mass Gainer powder on all my foods...I have kept my same diet of Pizza, Burgers, Wings, etc but ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426436693 | 1426441609 | t3_2z4ujm | t5_2to41 | 19 | herbertJblunt: TIFU by pointing out my wife's gender mix-up
Yesterday, my wife and I went to run some errands. By the gas station we like to use are a bunch of firefighters, and possibly their teenage kids, doing what they call a "boot drive". They spread out all over the intersection by the gas station collecting dona... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1426437545 | 1426457647 | t3_2z4w49 | t5_2to41 | 22 | PMmeurSTEAK: TIFU by not taking the hint and cockblocking myself
So this just happened this weekend. It was my friends birthday party and rougly 10 of us gathered at her house to celebrate it. There was this girl at the party. Lets call her Jenna. Me and Jenna knew each other and were pretty good friends. The only thi... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1426438976 | 1426439337 | t3_2z4z0s | t5_2to41 | 2 | Joal0503: TIFU by not using enough toilet paper and applying too much pressure by wiping
I tried stretching the remainder of the roll and knew I had to be thorough. The results were horrifying (clarification: finger breach through the paper)
IDonutLift: Did you use the cardboard tubing?
Joal0503: I actually had to pull... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426439717 | 1426442186 | t3_2z50gu | t5_2to41 | 13 | shadowgoat1: TIFU by giving away a stol that could pay my rent for three months
I am in the middle of renovating my apartment. Today I decided to get rid of some furniture that is just laying around without any purpuse. One chair, one cabin, one small couch and one stol. I took a picture of everything and placed it on ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1426441092 | 1426478340 | t3_2z538c | t5_2to41 | 6 | tiowseng: TIFU by getting facejacked
Ok so i really screwed up. I have a great girlfriend, but we fought 2 days ago because I was reluctant to meet her after her job interview and instead wanted to focus on my project. Deadline was coming up and I'd be letting my team down.
I was upset at that point, that she didn't... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426442929 | 1426443393 | t3_2z570b | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be funny on my birthday
It was my birthday yesterday, got wicked drunk with some friends, and we got a taxi back. People are talking about something normal when completely randomly I yell at my female housemate "I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!" Confusion and extreme discomfort ensues.
She sa... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1426442207 | 1426446366 | t3_2z55i6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | thislifesucksbutt: TIFU by loving someone who doesn't love me
I've been dating this person for a little while, just a causal thing, but as alway one person always ends up falling for the other more so. Well that someone was me and I act a fool because I don't want to lose said person from my life. So instead of just ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1426443620 | 1426564861 | t3_2z58ge | t5_2to41 | 19 | dddoedeer: TIFU by saying American Sniper was inaccurate in front of a room full of my relatives serving in the military
seriously though. excuse me for saying something when they're talking about what a great movie it was and how awesome it is to kill muslims. stop. i got a lot of backlash but whatever.
FollowKick: If... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1426444336 | 1426473766 | t3_2z59xs | t5_2to41 | 27 | OnThatThrowawayLyfe: TIFU by paying someone else to do a school project
I have a years worth of Python learning to submit next week with none of it done. My good buddy is really well versed in all coding languages and I was way too lazy to do all my work, so I decided to just pay him to make a dumb little hangman game ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1426444162 | 1426501617 | t3_2z59k9 | t5_2to41 | 94 | Mazdamaxsti: TIFU by mistaking a black kid for a dog.
Ok, before I start, I wanna say two things. For one, I'm not racist, so read before you post. Two, don't get your panties in a twist for anything I say/did. This is an F up, not a jolly story.
A bit of backstory: I am 14 yr old male and I am on vacation with my fa... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1426445364 | 1426449929 | t3_2z5c2p | t5_2to41 | 25 | majesticasfuckeroos: TIFU by not listening to my gut (kinda nsfw)
So the obligatory "this didn't happen today" this actually happened when i was around 7 but i still cringe thinking about it. So I was in the 2nd grade and in school computer lab time was the shit, like the coolest thing known to our innocent 7 year old... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1426443807 | 1427051709 | t3_2z58tz | t5_2to41 | 8 | corporalboobs: TIFU by putting my own semen on my face (NSFW)
This actually happened last sunday, I still don't know why I thought this was a good idea.
I was bored on sunday night and was stumbling around the web on a site that isn't reddit, when I came across [this blog](http://www.tracykiss.com/product-reviews/sem... | 4 | 2 | |
1426443704 | 1426446520 | t3_2z58mt | t5_2to41 | 5 | ninjashart: TIFU by trusting my ninja fart
Throwaway because...yeah, you know.
Happend today.
My fiancé and I have a ten month old son. He's the best that could've happened to us, but this week he (and so we) has some trouble sleeping because of growing teeth and such things. So it's approximately 11 am and I sit down... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426445985 | 1426446845 | t3_2z5dc9 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU Trying to Be Functional (Very NSFW)
Basically how it all starts is I had been texting a girl quite a bit over a week or so who I’ve liked for some time, who I’d been told to believe felt a similar way about me. No it wasn’t like we were in love or any of that Notebook bullshit, we both had found each ot... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1426445612 | 1426478225 | t3_2z5ckf | t5_2to41 | 3 | lungbong: TIFU by looking at old disks with my mum
My mum found a load of old disks sorting out the house, most of them labelled and can go straight in the bin. A couple had some files on that she wanted me to check and some were unlabelled. Put second disk in and load the file list, last file is assfuck.jpg. Not sure ... | 3 | 1 | |
1426446769 | 1426511692 | t3_2z5f1z | t5_2to41 | 2,473 | TIFUmymarriage: TIFU by ruining my wedding day and my (supposed to be) wife's teeth.
This happened last week and as I was telling my friend, he was smiling the whole time waiting for me to finish. "You have to put this on TIFU." Here it is..
My (supposed to be) wife and I have been planning our wedding for well ov... | 8 | 309.125 | |
1426448680 | 1426597337 | t3_2z5iyy | t5_2to41 | 29 | pearbreak: TIFU by taking German exchange students bowling
I live in a small town and some students are currently here for a week as a part of an exchange program. During daytime we have a certain program of activities but during the evening we had to entertain them a bit. So me and my friends thought it might be fun t... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1426448789 | 1426457457 | t3_2z5j7j | t5_2to41 | 693 | BatzNeedFriendsToo: TIFU by getting stoned
I just got home from partying at my friend's house for his birthday last night.
We were smoking a giant bong bowl in the garage when someone choked and blew the water through the bowl and sent the nugget flying out onto the floor.
Looked around for a bit (we were all pretty ... | 6 | 115.5 | |
1426447051 | 1426476965 | t3_2z5fll | t5_2to41 | 6 | Goldkoron: TIFU Opening a bottle of Mexican Coca Cola
This is the same ole did not happen today, but actually happened last year.
I woke up one morning, got on the computer for an hour doing usual stuff, then realized I still had not eaten breakfast. I look at the clock and it's like noon now so I am like "Fuck, going... | 3 | 2 | |
1426451247 | 1426488025 | t3_2z5obl | t5_2to41 | 52 | rblynn: TIFU by helping a homeless man
My dad had just given me a bag of chocolate chip cookies before my trip back to school from spring break. As I near the entrance of the train station, I see a black homeless man smoking a cigarette. I think to myself, as I'm not too big a fan of cookies, that he would value these ... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1426443838 | 1426478984 | t3_2z58vw | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring a stranger
This did not happen today.
My car was on the decline and leaking/burning oil. I made habit of checking and filling the oil before driving until I could afford to fix it.
Before leaving work, I popped the hood and topped off the oil but I spilled a little. This caused a little ... | 7 | 8 | |
1426453725 | 1426454365 | t3_2z5tg9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Grateful_Sugaree: TIFU by leaving my wine cup next to my SO's glass of water...
It was late last night, two red solo cups, one big swig of wine at 2am... Needless to say, no more red wine in red solo cups :) He was pretty cool about it, but it had to be quite a shock to him. He's on reddit too, so SORRY BABY!
yeahyoufu... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426452781 | 1426569754 | t3_2z5rhy | t5_2to41 | 235 | Riverking05: TIFU by being honest with the NAVY.
I was graduating with my Mechanical Engineering Degree back in May of 2010. Around Jan 2010 I began applying in earnest for a Nuclear Propulsion Officer position with the Navy. Its an intense application since the position requires some security clearances and is compe... | 8 | 29.375 | |
1426449870 | 1426523080 | t3_2z5lgf | t5_2to41 | 14 | HarBrack: TIFU by letting my driver's license expire.
1.5 years ago, IFU. Showed my driver's license to a bank employee the other day. Banker pointed out that license is expired 18 months ago! No big deal I think; drive home carefully, go online, research requirements. Do not have a passport, never needed one, so B... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1426455741 | 1426535142 | t3_2z5xqq | t5_2to41 | 1,936 | shewillfloat: TIFU by thinking a guy was trying to steal my wallet.
This happened last night. I decided to go to a bar to play pool with a friend i hadn't seen in awhile. He ended up inviting some friends, myself being the only female in the group of 15 of us. One guy in particular sat next to me, he was really shy but... | 9 | 215.111111 | |
1426456297 | 1426526129 | t3_2z5yw1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing socks wrong my whole life
So just now I was putting on socks in my suitemate's room with a few people there, and I said "what if a pair of socks actually had a left and right sock?", followed by my friends immediately letting me know that they do. I've been putting my socks arbitrarily on eac... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1426454751 | 1426500128 | t3_2z5vob | t5_2to41 | 72 | nation_m: TIFU by making chili [NSFW]
Obligatory this happened to me a few years ago.
I was making my fabulous crock pot chili. Super easy dinner, throw everything into the pot and let it simmer to yumminess all day. Smells amazing and is easier than you can imagine. Throw in some canned beans, spaghetti sauce, water,... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1426451083 | 1426475868 | t3_2z5o03 | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwaway_txt: TIFU by making out with the wrong person
Happened at around last call time last night so still counts as TIFU. Back story: My friends and I have been going to this bar for a couple of months and I've been crushing on the really pretty bartender that works there, lets call her Sarah. Every previous time I... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426457102 | 1426501988 | t3_2z60kt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk for the first time and then getting the cops called on me
At my school there is something called dare night where kids from grades 9-12 go to a park at night and everyone drinks and the girls get dared to do things such as hooking up with certain people and stuff like that. I was in gra... | 4 | 1 | |
1426455502 | 1426491168 | t3_2z5x8m | t5_2to41 | 5 | MrLights: TIFU by helping my dad.
Well, this didn't happen today. It happened 3 weeks ago more or less.
So, my brother, my mum and I were helping my dad carry some old furniture from his old house to a van, because he wanted to have them in our actual house. So the ~~funny~~ thing comes when my brother and I were at th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426451909 | 1426470937 | t3_2z5ppx | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being caught by my girlfriend and her grandparents fucking a couch.
This happened yesterday. So, my girlfriend has been out of town with her family for a few weeks, and I ended up creating some... Interesting ways to fap. Basically, I would put my fleshlight in loads of different places, and fuck it.... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1426448041 | 1426508118 | t3_2z5hoq | t5_2to41 | 38 | Svensen7988: TIFU by fapping on the couch
Oh good people of Reddit, Earlier today I fucked up... Heads Up not English native excuse the grammar, and errors
So earlier like about an hour ago I decided to stroke the pole since I was alone at home.... So I'm going and let me tell you its going awesome when all of a sud... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1426458322 | 1426463794 | t3_2z631z | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by going to the bathroom at work.
I don't, and don't think anyone poops at my job for the sole reason the restroom is located next to the front desk at the hotel I work and walls are a bit on the paper thin side.
Last night was a night where I drank several more beers on a night out than normal. Dark be... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426458587 | 1426523092 | t3_2z63kl | t5_2to41 | 96 | tonto674: TIFU by skyping with my wife.
This happened today, so there we where in mid conversation and I pulled up....another web page to start doing some online browsing while hearing about the stories of my wife's ventures at work. Previously I had been suffering from a minor sniffle and felt a little drip start runn... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1426459405 | 1426474603 | t3_2z6587 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing ass.
Alright so heres the deal, so this didn't happen today cause tell me which TIFU's are posted on the day. I'm going to keep this brief but i think you guys can get the gist.Mind you this was all a bit of fun but we did get in decent shit after.
My school's social was last week Thursday.... | 5 | 1 | |
1426459515 | 1426460598 | t3_2z65g6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ToReykjavik: TIFU by ruining mothers day...
And not my mother's day, someone else's.
So I just got a job working as a barman in a really fancy restaurant/hotel, I've only done 4 shifts up until today. Nothing massive was expected of me early on but I was asked by my manager to wait on a table of 12 who had booked a pr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426460433 | 1426622835 | t3_2z679y | t5_2to41 | 10 | lagestreep: TIFU by wasting my year at school
So yeah this really didnt happen today but over a period from september untill now. The first month was without a lot of trouble.
The first fuck up happened in october. With school we went on a trip to Berlin. We had a lot of alcohol throughout the week. The last night we... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1426461610 | 1426477901 | t3_2z69pt | t5_2to41 | 7 | MrsTruant: TIFU by farting in front of my SO for the first time (nsfw?)
My boyfriend and I have been together just under a year, and I have not yet farted in front of him. He, on the other hand, is a fart machine.
Today, we decided to have some sexy times before he had to go to work. We were kissing and stuff, you kn... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426460783 | 1426463573 | t3_2z681b | t5_2to41 | 2 | McDungleberry: TIFU By getting high for the first time and nearly bleeding to death.
TIFU; To preface, this did not happen today, in fact it was nearly 16 years ago. I digress...
The first time I got high I got really sick from it. I threw up at my then girlfriend's house, let's call her J, while her grandparents were... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426462349 | 1426512598 | t3_2z6b65 | t5_2to41 | 3,821 | Gregorianchant1: TIFUpdate by sexting my girlfriends sister and discovering she has a crush on me. (Final Update)
Post 1: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2lsr8x/tifu_by_accidentally_sexting_my_girlfriends/
Post 2: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2nqcad/tifu_by_sexting_my_girlfriends_sister_and/
Hello agai... | 13 | 293.923077 | |
1426461157 | 1426542634 | t3_2z68so | t5_2to41 | 12 | Phishy-Phuckup: TIFU by lighting anchovies on fire.
Today I came across this brilliant post by /u/dralios: http://imgur.com/a/OMjbw
Five minutes later, there was a flaming can of anchovies chilling out on my kitchen counter. Everything seemed to be going swimmingly, and seeing that there was no flammable material in ... | 3 | 4 | |
1426449657 | 1426515111 | t3_2z5l0j | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a profile picture
This is from a while ago, but what post on this sub isn't?
There was this app I had called Scout I think and you met people in your area. I started talking to this girl who was really attractive and we found out we went to high schools very close (I was a freshman, she was... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1426463552 | 1426499393 | t3_2z6dl0 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Ember_Mage: TIFU by sending a Muslim family to Hell
So I work in a local burger joint, and I see a middle eastern looking family come in. I go to take their order. They start by telling me that they don't eat pork, so they wanted to ask what kinds of food they could order that would not touch pork products. I asked ... | 6 | 4 | |
1426463548 | 1426466450 | t3_2z6dkr | t5_2to41 | 6 | NeverPunchALion: TIFU by falling in love with my best friend.
A backstory is badly needed here,First off I'm a guy and my best friend is a girl,i've been extremely close with her over the last year and there has always been some type of chemistry between us and not much ever coming out of it,bar a drunken make out sess... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426463476 | 1426608526 | t3_2z6dej | t5_2to41 | 263 | hornyretard111: TIFU TWICE by going on Omegle and being catfished in a particularly spectacular way.
This just happened to me, and I still can't quite believe it.
So like any other day, I was horny. But today I decided a simple porn video wouldn't suffice, and that I would treat myself to a little stranger on stranger... | 9 | 29.222222 | |
1426463735 | 1426472236 | t3_2z6dxk | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU, or maybe I just caught on?
I'm not sure if this is the right place, but it seems like a fuck-up to me. My girlfriend sent me a picture, I commented it was cool to see her wearing jeans. She sent me another saying they weren't jeans, and I noticed what looked like bruising on her hips. I asked for an... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1426464193 | 1426469944 | t3_2z6evg | t5_2to41 | 19 | piptheminkey5: TIFU by taking 2 girls to my grandma's house to have sex
Obligatory this happened about 8 months ago... Anywho, a buddy of mine met some girl and asked me to join him, her, and a friend of her's for some drinks. I oblige and we meet up with them at a restaurant/bar near the ocean. My buddy's girl is kind... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1426465150 | 1426466580 | t3_2z6gpq | t5_2to41 | 30 | Tariv093: TIFU by drinking the best tea I've ever had
Now this doesn't really sound like a screwed up moment. This also didn't happen 'today'. So anyways I'm a pretty avid tea drinker and basically drink tea like a lot of people drink coffee (2-3 cups?) I don't really drink it for the caffeine I just like the taste.
... | 3 | 10 | |
1426465619 | 1426468050 | t3_2z6hoj | t5_2to41 | 11 | UrMumSucksCockInHell: TIFU by being honest
Today I fucked up when I got bored and decided to sign into my DeviantART account. I saw that my friend posted a new story, so I decided to read it. For the sake of context, it was a fantasy/romance where a human female adventurer falls in love with a sorcerer that's thousands... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1426465707 | 1426489257 | t3_2z6hu9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by assaulting police officer.
So I was at this party, drinking ofc. partying typical party stuff, you all know about. I am that kinda of drinker that I have good time not hostile one, unless something shitty happens. So I lost my phone and lighter not so 1 dollar cheap gas-station one, Zippo with alot o... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1426468510 | 1426524872 | t3_2z6n90 | t5_2to41 | 36 | TheNerdNetworkTV: TIFU by seeing a picture of my Dad's junk
So y'know it's a normal Sunday night. Sitting on the couch, on my phone. I'm at my Father's apple TV on its sleep mode thing. He's out of theroom and I'm sitting here. I look up and it's scrolling through pictures automatically and then suddenly...There it is.... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1426466993 | 1426472649 | t3_2z6kcp | t5_2to41 | 4 | MrMamaBear: TIFU by not wearing boxers under my swimsuit
Okay, so this evidently didn't happen today but rather when I was about 12 old
It was the summer and my family frequently gathers at my grandparents home and chills by the pool for maybe a week during the season. Its always a huge party for us, and we love finall... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426469529 | 1426475038 | t3_2z6p84 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for an unattainable man, and letting him go
Met this guy. There was an initial attraction, but I was friends with him first. He pursued me, told me he had feelings for me, which I was relieved to hear since I had grown to have feelings for him too. We hung out a few times, and hit it off. The... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1426469781 | 1426480363 | t3_2z6po4 | t5_2to41 | 69 | vegasflavordave: TIFU by dry-firing a spear gun
So this happened a few months ago. I was examining a spear gun and I'd never seen one before. I cocked it and dry-fired it (without the spear tip, thank god) and the rubber and string part thing whipped back and whacked me across the face hard enough to leave a bloody wel... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1426470453 | 1426503946 | t3_2z6qz6 | t5_2to41 | 80 | blownatschool: TIFU by getting a blowjob
era650: I call shenanigans
fadetoblack1004: I concur. For starters, today is Sunday the 15th, so he's waited two days after writing this to post it? Second, expulsions almost never happen in the same day as the actionable event, they're usually handed out in disciplinary meeti... | 8 | 10 | |
1426464150 | 1426560374 | t3_2z6es1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | legilimens_: TIFU by not wearing my glasses and accidentally being a racist.
This didn't actually happen today, but I'm just now getting over the embarrassment enough to share it with you lovely people.
**Context**
I live in a college town where Halloween is the most celebrated holiday of the year. Everyone dresses ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426469177 | 1426474162 | t3_2z6ojd | t5_2to41 | 5 | huntergreenwood: TIFU By Singing Blues Traveler to My Dog
So, not my first FU, but my first Reddit post (longtime lurker). Just to clarify, this is a YIFU, as it happened yesterday.
I took my dog for a run on a trail that goes through a college campus near my house. My dog loves running and was very happy to be out an... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426471738 | 1426511001 | t3_2z6the | t5_2to41 | 5 | haydnspire: TIFU by leaving the pump unattended at the gas station
This happened yesterday as I was driving to visit my family in another city. I usually stop at a well-known, beaver-themed gas station along the highway to fuel up and grab some delicious elk jerky. Unfortunately, they were packed when I arrived, and... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426474488 | 1426558337 | t3_2z6yp6 | t5_2to41 | 27 | MissPokemonMaster: TIFU by sending my crush the snapchat 'no one's been able to make me scream'
This literally just happened.
So I have a crush on this girl and I have gone out with her a few times so far. On our next little date I was going to kiss her finally.
Now the fuck up. So I was snapchatting my cousin and... | 9 | 3 | |
1426474337 | 1426483069 | t3_2z6yfs | t5_2to41 | 10 | LordStormbringer: TIFU by not giving permission to use my story on a copypasta website. Actually... I didn't fuck up.
xXSuper64DSXx: *Slowly stands up and starts clap wave.*
LordStormbringer: *holds up lighter, gently swaying to the rhythm
Adra714: good lord. lol ;)
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1426473998 | 1426527271 | t3_2z6xtt | t5_2to41 | 10 | Yebol: TIFU By being a horny teenager [Possibly NSFW]
Hello Reddit! This is my first ever post. Now for starters as with about 99% of the TIFUs this didn't happen today but instead happened about 7 months ago...
Okay so a bit of backstory for you all... This story involved me and my first ever girlfriend (exciting, h... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1426457340 | 1426532228 | t3_2z612z | t5_2to41 | 2 | KrautRockFoxx: TIFU by not watching music video
This is my first post. Too bad it is weekend and my story contains no bodily discharge.
Sooo, I have been at a small coffee shop near out faculty with a new friend from faculty, talking about computer science and preparing for the next week. Then a girl notices us and co... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426474957 | 1426530552 | t3_2z6zkj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By being curious about my gf.
So my gf is sleeping over her friends. We ate dinner before she went and I left my cellphone in her friends car. I turned on her kindle to use Facebook to let her know. Well I got curious so I wanted to check her browser history. Before I could even I opened a new tab which... | 3 | 2 | |
1426465613 | 1426477325 | t3_2z6ho5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | fattycat23: TIFU by having a phone that is capable of hate, and being just plain fucking stupid.
TIFU and I fucked up bad. I had scheduled a phone interview for today about 2 weeks ago. This in itself wasn't a fuck up, because interview right? But the fuck up was that because of the time difference I would have to wake... | 3 | 2 | |
1426474556 | 1426506725 | t3_2z6ytj | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating an entire bag of Turkish Apricots.
I had a delicious late afternoon dinner of Maoz Vegetarian and came home settling into my nightly routine of Parks and Recs (seas 3, no spoilers bro). Craving something snacky style, I was crushed remembering I have no microwave so poppy corn was out. But WAI... | 3 | 29 | |
1426477163 | 1426485815 | t3_2z73fy | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a homeless man stay at my house
Got unusually cold in west Texas. Very few homeless people in my hometown. If it weren't for opting to stay in barracks, I would also be homeless due to pay for a single army private $635 every two weeks. So im not judgemental at all because I can understand ci... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1426474436 | 1426546525 | t3_2z6ylr | t5_2to41 | 214 | Twistify804: TIFU by quoting Elf to my friend
So, I was at a friend's house helping her move a hot tub that her & her family just got. Afterwards, we were all sitting in her living room eating pizza and just talking about random things, when one of my friends stands up to leave. He stands up and one of my friends s... | 4 | 53.5 | |
1426478050 | 1426512935 | t3_2z74x2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Rider2403: TIFU by shooting a foamy load on my girlfriend's face
so this actually happened today yay!
me and the girlfriend were chilling at the mall where they have this international food fest, me being the dumb fuck that she loves, decides to go for the weirdest shit i could find, looking i found one of those foot l... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426434979 | 1426483620 | t3_2z4rbi | t5_2to41 | 2 | RogerWaterZ: TIFU By telling an African American that he forgot his tie.
A little history first. I used to live with a coworker and we would say "looks like the monkey forgot his tail." referring to one of us who forgot his tie. I lived with him for 13 years and it became a regular thing. So I was at my current job of... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426478659 | 1426501318 | t3_2z75wk | t5_2to41 | 93 | piedol: TIFU by forgetting to use Incognito mode
This happened on Thursday.
For the record, I'm a Firefox guy. I only use Chrome for opening gifs because it's much faster to load on my system, and for saving my NSFW bookmarks (Because the Chrome widget for Android lets me access said bookmarks from the home screen). T... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1426479296 | 1426480977 | t3_2z76vt | t5_2to41 | 8 | stabbyma: TIFU by giving my husband multiple orgasms.
Late last night during adult sexy time I gave the Hubband multiple orgasms one right after the other.
Today he told me I briused his peen.
Still totally worth it.
10/10 would do again.
Mind_Reader_of_sorts: This...isn't a fuck up.
stabbyma: Kinda, I fucked up by ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1426480506 | 1426481030 | t3_2z78rl | t5_2to41 | -2 | mpo1986: TIFU by cruizing the dating sites at 12:30 am and attracting a tranny.
This literally just happened. Girl txts me out of the blue, says hi. I notice her makeup is a little thick but the one picture with her without it looks legit. We talk maybe 5 minutes. "You know im trans right?" ....*looks around* actually ... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1426480508 | 1426481924 | t3_2z78rv | t5_2to41 | 7 | Egannation: TIFU By Insulting Downton Abby and Referencing a Meme
So I'm home on spring break from college and tonight went into my family's living room and upon seeing my parents were watching Downton Abby I quipped "So you're watching Derpton Abby" (in reference to an old and un-funny meme) and upon hearing that both... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1426483071 | 1426484260 | t3_2z7cjj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU (sorta) by hitting on a married co-worker
I work in retail. A few months back this one girl (not real name) Brooke started working. She is 22 years old and goes to a local community college. She's pretty chill and works well (i.e. she's not some dimwit that doesn't know how to bag groceries). Later on s... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1426483774 | 1426565673 | t3_2z7dki | t5_2to41 | 10 | GodDamnItSkype: TIFU by faking my suicide
T,IFU.
This one happened 30 minutes ago (surprising!)
(I'm pretty tired right now but can't sleep, so I'll just type this up XD)
So me and my friend were having some basic friend like issues. He was what I considered my best friend(let's call him jeff), up until recently. T... | 5 | 2 | |
1426484950 | 1426545544 | t3_2z7f54 | t5_2to41 | 24 | everybody_jones69: Tifu by opening a link to porn while in the bathroom
Tifu well This happened today like 2 hours ago tone exact so I have this Bluetooth speaker that I use daily. So here I am going to take a shower, I am in the shower completely naked with the water running, when all sudden yeah you know it this girl... | 4 | 6 | |
1426486324 | 1426557553 | t3_2z7gxl | t5_2to41 | 1,505 | blowmom: TIFU by climbing into the shower with my girlfriend's grandma and then asking for a blowjob
Throwaway for obvious reasons. This happened yesterday morning.
My girlfriend and I have been dating for a few months and we're both 17. Her mom likes me so she does not mind when I sleep over at their house. My girlfr... | 12 | 125.416667 | |
1426489130 | 1426512092 | t3_2z7k74 | t5_2to41 | 11 | DemigodRob: TIFU by taking a job 600 kms away from my family
This actually happened today. I'm not an English major, like most of reddit, so this is probably full of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. Enjoy.
I've recently become a paramedic: gone to school, got licensed, applied and got the job. The problem is ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1426489016 | 1426510833 | t3_2z7k2l | t5_2to41 | 110 | orlyna0: TIFU by sending a picture to my mom
I don't even know how the hell I fucked this up, but I did.
I just moved across the country with my fiancé. Occasionally I'll text my mom on and off. Today was one of those days. After I had finally texted my mom back after not doing so all day, I decided to send a nude I ... | 5 | 22 | |
1426482220 | 1426521282 | t3_2z7bb4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my girlfriend go.
This story isn't the usual TIFU since it ends up kind of sad and is a little glimpse of many people's everyday reality. To set the background, I'm a 4th year PhD student in Chemistry, I am extremely good at my field but I currently hate my research project and my thesis advi... | 3 | 3 | |
1426493276 | 1426511125 | t3_2z7ofp | t5_2to41 | 4 | thesheldor96: TIFU by asking a girl out
So I was browsing Tinder on night and I saw this girl I met during Frosh Week. She was beautiful and also pretty funny and nice. However, we didn't really talk after Frosh Week and we didn't really see each other much since then; we weren't even Facebook friends. For some reason,... | 4 | 1 | |
1426495040 | 1426496508 | t3_2z7q2a | t5_2to41 | 15 | LenBanana: TIFU by not being used to wear High heels and trusting google
So this FU is about my GF and me.
We were visiting a Convention in Germany, Leipzig (the MCC) and we are both cosplayer so we are both getting dressed and she wears this really high boots because of the character she is [cosplaying](http://vignet... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1426493495 | 1426533934 | t3_2z7oo8 | t5_2to41 | 54 | letsgoblkhawks: TIFU by asking my crush to lunch, her saying yes, but not the reason I was hoping for.
OK, I'm pretty new to reddit, so sorry if I fuck up (ba dum tss). This happened in September, not exactly today, but I digress. I had a crush on this girl who I thought was out of my league. We had a small chat one da... | 6 | 9 | |
1426497711 | 1426538836 | t3_2z7sil | t5_2to41 | 170 | SupermanXI: TIFU By confessing to my crush on Facebook.
So this happen a few days ago, when I was feeling rather lonely and emotional. Happens to me sometimes, specially during nights were I can't sleep and my mind runs astray. So anyways, I log into Facebook at about 3 AM in the morning and I see that my crush is of... | 7 | 24.285714 | |
1426499310 | 1426504110 | t3_2z7u1r | t5_2to41 | 10 | FranekDzbanek: TIFU by Cleaning up data from company computer
Hello Reddit...
My fiancee father have a company, and he asked me if I can check why his computer is so slow, so I tried to uninstall a program located in his "my documents" folder, didn't know uninstall.exe will clear up whole directory. And I ereased all... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1426498396 | 1426627213 | t3_2z7t5m | t5_2to41 | 1,065 | maqten: TIFU by trying to look good for my wife...
This isn't exactly a fuck up of mine, but my wife's (so basically it'll somehow end up being mine regardless.)
As a man in my 30's, I'm starting to get a little concerned about my image. I'm a married man, so I'm only really concerned with impressing my wife. I rece... | 11 | 96.818182 |
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