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1426277797 | 1426548099 | t3_2yy3b9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Poorplepills: TIFU by talking to an adopted girl.
So during religion class today where we normally just sit around drinking tea, I was talking to a few people, including one girl who we'll call Jane ,and a couple of her friends. I should also point out here that I have a twin sister. Anyway during the conversation Jane... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1426281828 | 1426301890 | t3_2yyc7i | t5_2to41 | 56 | geewhillikers7: TIFU by burning the FUCK out of my corneas.
Well, here I am on spring break in lovely Arizona. It's 85 degrees and sunny, not a cloud in the sky, with the UV index at a lovely 6.
I spent the last few days up near the Grand Canyon, so I didn't have much time to lay out in the sun and get tan. "It's the ... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1426281547 | 1426282534 | t3_2yyblt | t5_2to41 | 4 | HerroSennin: TIFU by being a dirty wanker
Today (10 minutes ago) I fucked up pretty bad by deciding to jack off at work. Normally (yes, this happens a lot) I don't have any issues with slipping away to relieve myself.
Today, however, I was pulling my pud to a Mika Tan video that was posted on reddit not too long ag... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1426282083 | 1426282829 | t3_2yycqp | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by using GitHub to work on a programming assignment
So my partner and I are in a Java class, programming a project that has 18 java classes over 3 packages. We use github to transfer our code back and forth, as the instructor said we could. So today I got a summons for Academic Dishonesty because my g... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1426282193 | 1426348788 | t3_2yycyb | t5_2to41 | 50 | thisiSINsomnia: TIFU trying to have fresh breath for my gf
This happened about 20 minutes ago, and isn't as bad as most posts but I still wanted to share. I work in a professional office environment and was waiting for the work day to be over so I could visit my gf. We have a long distance relationship until she can mo... | 5 | 10 | |
1426283349 | 1426286643 | t3_2yyfi9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | hb2112: TIFU by ordering takeaway from a restaurant 10miles away from my house!
I decided to order a curry and logged onto Just Eat. One of the curry houses had 25% off when you spent £18, and I recognised the name as a restaurant I'd used before that was only 2 miles away. Without giving it another thought, I ordered ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426282764 | 1426301231 | t3_2yye84 | t5_2to41 | 17 | rainbowsandlove: TIFU by buying a shower caddy
Sick of being a pleb that has to bend down to pick up the shampoo and conditioner (I like my showers a little fancy) of off the ground everyday in the shower I bought myself a shower caddy.
I was very pleased with my purchase as it all these nifty little shelves for sham... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1426285314 | 1426341711 | t3_2yyjlp | t5_2to41 | 5 | ChristopherMaxwell: TIFU by sharing my opinion with my teacher
This happened in 3rd grade which was over a decade ago so apologies in advance if I don't get every detail right. However I do remember the most important bits which is what counts.
So way back when I was a little kid in 3rd grade, my teacher had a day whe... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426285324 | 1426298220 | t3_2yyjma | t5_2to41 | 22 | poogiggle: TIFU by asking a girl to prom over the school's mic system?
So I've liked this girl for a while and senior prom is coming up here pretty soon, so I thought what better to do than ask her to prom in what I thought was an awesome way. So today after morning announcements were done, I popped the question. When ... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1426282395 | 1426299992 | t3_2yyddx | t5_2to41 | 22 | minijon70: TIFU by forgetting to lock one door on my car.
This happened about two weeks ago. I understand my complete and utter stupidity throughout this story, and of course I wish I could go back and lock my door, but.....let me tell you what happened.
So, a couple weeks ago, I had just started my new job, and was e... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1426284850 | 1432454968 | t3_2yyine | t5_2to41 | 12 | migney: TIFU by not going on vacation with my family.
My mother has been planning this vacation for a couple of months, and even though I am a recent college grad and don't live at home, I was supposed to go with my parents and both my siblings on this trip. When she first asked, I wasn't sure I could or should go, and... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1426285358 | 1426354914 | t3_2yyjoz | t5_2to41 | 147 | wouldshehavehooks: TIFU by chastising my boyfriend.
This actually happened about a year ago. Full disclosure!
My boyfriend and I have been together an absurdly long time. We're pretty comfortable with each other. Sometimes I get annoyed and give him crap for his bad manners. He farts and burps and snorts and blows sno... | 4 | 36.75 | |
1426285409 | 1426318608 | t3_2yyjsl | t5_2to41 | 4 | blightyear17: TIFU by falling up the stairs.
OK not today, but Wednesday I was walking up the stairs after a long day and fell.....18 stitches!
http://s8.postimg.org/akkvytrd1/IMG_2400.jpg
DownvotesForCliches: NSFW pic
Plo-124: Spoiler and people at work: Its the gory wound
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426285917 | 1426298107 | t3_2yyku3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | astupididiot: TIFU by confessing my feelings
Just got fucking rejected today so might it can't hurt to tell some random people on the internet if it'll make them happy.
So anyways, today I was feeling pretty confident in myself for some reason. Things seemed to be going pretty well, a test that I thought I would faile... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1426287752 | 1426290337 | t3_2yyoi0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Tia00017: TIFU By counting my eggs before they hatched
So I recently got an acceptance email from this college I applied to for a Criminology degree. So naturally I told my parents who told everyone they knew that I was going to college. So everyone is excited and whatnot, until today. I got a letter from the college s... | 3 | 1 | |
1426288350 | 1426334272 | t3_2yypp0 | t5_2to41 | 75 | DickCheeseSupreme: TIFU by showing a picture of a horse's vagina to a 10 year old
**tl;dr** opened Facebook on my phone. Was met by a giant horse pussy at the top of my News Feed. Small child saw it. Parents were not happy.
This one actually happened about an hour ago.
**First some backstory.** My friends and I have ... | 5 | 15 | |
1426286413 | 1426302315 | t3_2yyltv | t5_2to41 | 2 | TIFUinBrazil: TIFU by going to a techno party in Brazil
So I am an American spreading American Imperialism in Brazil. I have been here for 9 months now. I make sure these Brazillies are learning are learning proper American culture, democracy (they are currently communist disguised as democracry sort of like Russia.) a... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1426288606 | 1426297802 | t3_2yyq7z | t5_2to41 | 21 | UutaStrong: TIFU by discovering I literally can't give blow jobs
Over the course of the 5ish months we have been together, my boyfriend (19) and I (18) have been getting more and more intimate, something that was a bit of a struggle.
He is notoriously both the good boy and a bit of an emotionless robot, so I acted as ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1426288437 | 1426292921 | t3_2yypvd | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my sleep deprived mom a YouTube video...
Well this happened a few weeks back...My mom had been having sleep issues and was overall really stressed out, me being the stupid girl I am, decided a funny video (at least I thought it was funny) would help get her get less stressed. I had recently ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426289629 | 1426290822 | t3_2yys4z | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my beard
andrewa415: The beard is a frame of mind. Merely because a beard is gone, doesn't mean it has deserted you. Summon your inner beard game, mingle with chicks, and lay waste to their genital regions. I'm pretty hammed right now... thinking of doing the same.
ultrabangorangutan: You'... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426291444 | 1426329691 | t3_2yyvne | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting a happy ending massage.NSFW
Ok like most TIFU this was not today it was last week. Ok about onces a month I go to get a Asian massage. The city I live in we have about 10 different ones. It's a 3rd rate city so I rarely see a girl in these places over a 5 out of a 10 but some times I get luck... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1426291445 | 1426324499 | t3_2yyvnj | t5_2to41 | 313 | Y_It: Tifu by telling my grandma my birthday gift for her was in my pants
I just went to the thrift shop to quickly scavenge a gift for Gammer's (my grandma) 78th birthday. I find a toy puppy for five dollars and quickly pay the cashier and run out. I pull in the driveway and see my whole family already is there. I sti... | 6 | 52.166667 | |
1426291106 | 1426292339 | t3_2yyuyr | t5_2to41 | 4 | ScottTheHedgehog: TIFU by having bedtime hallucinations
About a week ago I was up late finishing the ever important task of an eight hour Dark Souls marathon. After kicking ass for hours on end, I looked at the clock and realized that it was a little after 2 o clock in the morning. This is the point at which most peo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426291973 | 1426327824 | t3_2yywoo | t5_2to41 | 2,983 | Grady8: TIFU by returning a wallet to its owner
So , this happened yesterday. I found a wallet that basically had the guys past 10 years in it on the train. I went through it and found a FedEx employee card and decided to call the FedEx 1800 number and see if they can find him and tell him not to freak out. I was co... | 12 | 248.583333 | |
1426292601 | 1426344307 | t3_2yyxwi | t5_2to41 | 9 | iwishiwasleeroy: TIFU by not asking her out.
metalheadninja: First of all, every day is a good day for rain, unless your basement is flooded.
Second of all, you worked toghether and talked with her for two months. Don't you have any contact information on her, or at least know her last name?
iwishiwasleeroy: I didn't ... | 9 | 1 | |
1426293708 | 1426299951 | t3_2yyzvt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by loving my dog.
This just happened. I had finished dinner and was sitting on the couch when I decided to pull my dog into my lap. I realized as his head hit the plate that I had unintentionally just baptized my dog in cheese sauce.
He's been sniffing around trying to locate the source of the cheese s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426293074 | 1426311057 | t3_2yyysn | t5_2to41 | 129 | notmike_: TIFU <NSFW!>: Went to get some coffee at work and observed gay buttsechs.
So, I was at work today, and after managing to keep from getting fired by my boss I decided to go get some coffee. The coffee machine wasn't working, but I did get some small amount in the cup. I turn to drink my swallow of coffee... | 4 | 32.25 | |
1426293140 | 1426297189 | t3_2yyyx4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting while edging
This actually happened today, unfortunately. I had a half day at work, and used the second half to have a nice, long, fap session. For those of you who don't know (we all know, this is Reddit after all) edging is holding off orgasm to give you a stronger and more enjoyable orgasm... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426296644 | 1426400045 | t3_2yz54s | t5_2to41 | 4 | AnitunTabu: TIFU by looking at a customer
So I'm a produce clerk at Safeway. I don't necessarily hate my job, just some of the days I work it. Anyway, back to the story.
So It's kinda busy and I'm going over to restock the grapes. This involves stacking it nicely, removing bad ones, etc.
At one point this customer i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426297538 | 1426357192 | t3_2yz6qq | t5_2to41 | 158 | Therealkratos: TIFU by playing basketball with my wife
This just happened a few hours ago. my wife is asleep now.
we went to see some friends in a small community. on our way to the pub we stopped to get a friend of ours who went to shoot some hoops.
so we started throwing it around too, eventually we decided to play... | 9 | 17.555556 | |
1426298142 | 1426303337 | t3_2yz7tp | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU By Obeying a State Trooper
After a day with my girlfriend, her mom, and her horse, I somehow managed to catch the last ferry off the island. That is to say, I barely made it after having gone the wrong direction for twenty minutes.
The relief I felt upon both hearing and feeling my tires meet that most... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1426299367 | 1426439259 | t3_2yz9w8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a detective
So I like to keep a clean patio. I sweep it regularly since I read out there, I drink wine out there, and blaze out there. One day I noticed a cigarette butt on my patio. Who the hell would throw their cigarette butt on my porch? I'm on the second floor so it's easy to narrow... | 10 | 1.5 | |
1426299980 | 1426381473 | t3_2yzay3 | t5_2to41 | -2 | burnedmahpuss: TIFU By Using Nair Down There [NSFW]
Gather round, children. I got a story to tell.
I like to keep my body hair free, which for me means using Nair (it's this cream you put on your skin which basically melts hair) on my legs and underarms about once a week and shaving my lady bits about every few days.... | 13 | -0.153846 | |
1426301446 | 1426341119 | t3_2yzdhm | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: tifu by sexting with a chick when getting back with my gf
So, I have been sexting with a girl because the attention was nice and it was fun. I wasn't dating my gf when the girl and I started sexting but I should have stopped when I got back with my ex. I love her a lot but now she doesn't believe me. She fou... | 10 | 1.7 | |
1426289348 | 1426355877 | t3_2yyrmz | t5_2to41 | 8 | wontbreakmedown: TIFU by trying to talk to my program director about my grade
I'm going to try and explain this the best I can without making it too extensive.
It started last Friday when I went to discuss the reasoning behind the grade (82%) I received on my presentation. There were three different instructors gradin... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1426300207 | 1426330554 | t3_2yzbcd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by flirting with the gymnastics instructor
I occasionally visit my aunt's family where I tag along and do things like go to my little cousins' gymnastics class. I went a few months ago and their instructor was just down right dashing. I was just kinda standing there and he started casually flirting with... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426302909 | 1426327110 | t3_2yzg18 | t5_2to41 | 4 | GD37: TIFU by watching a Halle Berry film
So there I was, on my aunt's couch. 2 AM, she's in her room. I'm watching "The Call", I may have been jerking but it's insignificant. While enjoying the movie and a blunt, I decide I feel like some pizza. I go swing open my aunt's freezer, grab one of those cheap ass party pizz... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426302765 | 1426303863 | t3_2yzft3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by offering my left hand to my husband's boss as he offered his right
My husband and I went grocery shopping today. While we perusing the ice cream we heard a man's voice shout "chef!" My husband is a chef at a country club, and his boss, wearing a nice suit, approached us. I've never met the man before... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426304278 | 1426318290 | t3_2yzic4 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in on my roommate and his gf
Well, this happened a few years ago when I was in college. I was sharing a dorm with 3 other guys. It was the wee hours of the morning and I was fast asleep like a baby sloth in a magical furry blanket. All of a sudden, I was woken up to the wall-shaking, thunderi... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1426304990 | 1426305878 | t3_2yzji9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | I_Done_Fucked: TIFU by falling asleep while getting a haircut
Ok so, I usually get my haircut from this old dude. He's the nicest man in the whole world. Whenever I get my haircut, I just take a snooze. I just get so tired and it's one of the few times I get to rest so I fall asleep, I wake up and I pay the guy and lea... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426304919 | 1426314611 | t3_2yzjdp | t5_2to41 | 18 | almostmurdered: TIFU by almost getting me and my friend murdered for getting nervous.
Obvious throw away, this happened yesterday night.
So yesterday I was walking to a friend's house with another friend, let's call him John. It was 7 p.m., it wasn't even dark outside yet. Out of the blue Thug1 approaches John from be... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1426305341 | 1426309109 | t3_2yzk2x | t5_2to41 | 12 | chiptherock: TIFU by not sleeping in my own dorm.
So this actually happened around October last year, I was seeing this girl who lived in the same dorm building me. We had started seeing each other maybe a week prior to this. We had decided to stay in her dorm one night, and slept the whole night soundly...until around... | 3 | 4 | |
1426307694 | 1426408192 | t3_2yznwi | t5_2to41 | 168 | nineinchpails: TIFU dog eats pot brownie, dad writes christmas letter.
First reddit post, so y'all bear with me.
This actually happened around 2 years ago (did I hear a gasp in the audience). I just read a post which reminded of this incident.
I was just starting to discover the fabulous world of "marijuana" and li... | 11 | 15.272727 | |
1426309048 | 1426310219 | t3_2yzpvi | t5_2to41 | 67 | deepthroatbarf: TIFU and barfed while giving head... had to swallow it [NSFW]
Throwaway because wtf this is gross. So I was just giving my bf a bj. He was sitting on the couch and I was kneeling on the floor in front of him. I am usually very proud of my deepthroating skills, but this was a bad angle for it. I trie... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1426309884 | 1426369121 | t3_2yzr25 | t5_2to41 | 16,194 | LeMAhOw: TIFU by slapping my teacher's ass.
This was around last week, but anyways, a bit of back story. I am a high school student at an all-boys school. Even so, we have a few female teachers, my french teacher being one of them. I'm not the most popular kid. I'm that kind of guy who doesn't say anything so that peop... | 16 | 1,012.125 | |
1426309909 | 1426310424 | t3_2yzr3k | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by standing up to fast
Well this actually happened yesterday So I guess it's a YIFU. Anyways I was browsing reddit early in the morning not able to sleep and after a few hours I feel and urge to use the bathroom. So I slide over to the side of my bed and stand up but as soon as I do so I feel light head... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426310212 | 1426337932 | t3_2yzrhc | t5_2to41 | 4,880 | Frumunda_Cheese: TIFU by...
plagueofunicorns: Thank you for not wasting my time with an elaborate backstory. You got straight to the sharting and let me move on with my life.
Frumunda_Cheese: Hey, it's the little things in life.
Also, I'd like this to serve as a shitty reminder that if you're having a bad day, odds ... | 10 | 488 | |
1426310139 | 1426357377 | t3_2yzre5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking weed on my anniversary.
So as I write this, my wife is upstairs sleeping after having broke her heart. I've been smoking weed to alleviate the symptoms of misophonia (decreased my symptoms by 80% for up to 48 hours)but neglected to tell my wife out of fear that she would chalk this up to an e... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426310527 | 1426403635 | t3_2yzrw8 | t5_2to41 | 57 | Jennyvarela: TIFU by pretending I needed to bury a body.
This happened 3 hours ago. My SO and I went to a hardware store to pick up tools for our backyard. We are going to put in a garden and shed. At times we enjoy an occasional joke or two about offensive things and today it bit us in the ass.
We were in the shove ... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1426310590 | 1426361661 | t3_2yzrzj | t5_2to41 | 77 | DropItLikeItsHotBear: TIFU by leaving the TV on when I left the house to run errands.
I left the house in a hurry to run some errands before the stores closed. In my haste, I left my TV on HBO; I was watching Riddick.
I was gone about an hour, longer than I thought I would be out for. When I walked back into the hous... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1426312957 | 1426318747 | t3_2yzv3j | t5_2to41 | 5 | tallfoss: TIFU by thinking Title lX Indian education was culture, but just more money for the school
If any of you very few native people's who were forced to go to Title nine Indian Education. I know the schools that I went to were spending these grants on anything else but "Indian education".
I know I'm going to ge... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426311619 | 1426388188 | t3_2yztdt | t5_2to41 | 7 | Colonel_Macklemoore: TIFU by hot gluing popcorn to a stove
There I was, but a few hours ago, craving a delicious salty snack. I remembered the pop corn kernels we had stashed away, just minutes away from popped deliciousness. I removed a pot from a cabinet, not even considering that this pot would soon be filled with p... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426314239 | 1426384823 | t3_2yzwln | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the bathroom one too many times
Warning, word wall!!!
Not sure if this is the weekend so please, TIFU mods, spare me a removal because of time mix up. So i have this one super weird thing about me. I only poop about once every 2 days, and i clog the toilet, and i am actually not exaggerating, e... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1426308001 | 1426393354 | t3_2yzoc9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Gamermii: TIFU by playing my PS4.
So I was playing Battlefield 4 on my PS4 and I just couldn't stop dieing to a team of a support and recon. After the fifth or sixth time, I got so pissed that I broke my nice DualShock 4.
http://imgur.com/eIJtGJS
http://imgur.com/GZVIkOK
fisheris: You know you can unscrew it and reinse... | 6 | 1 | |
1426318929 | 1426324531 | t3_2z01ln | t5_2to41 | 15 | monsieurleflo: TIFU by being greedy
This actually happened 30 minutes ago.
I'm a (cigarettes) smoker and live in a country where cigarettes are expensive as hell. As I often travel to Asia for business I often bring back a few cartons (allowance is one). Since I'm the business travel type of suit-wearing dude I never... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1426323922 | 1426360972 | t3_2z0631 | t5_2to41 | 33 | arbokobra: TIFU by killing a spider.
Earlier today, while on the phone with my dad, I leaned back on my bed to see a spider making its way across my ceiling slowly and with determination. I have a popcorn ceiling and a soft heart; I usually put a glass over the spider, slide a card or something underneath, and take it ... | 3 | 11 | |
1426324088 | 1426326694 | t3_2z0685 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Alicornprime: TIFU by wrestling a horny bull
Well I live and work on a farm. My main job is to look after and feed the calves. I got into the paddock, oblivious to the fact that one of our 18 month old bulls had gotten into the paddock. I was at the calf feeder with my back turned to the bull and suddenly he was right ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426325861 | 1426326360 | t3_2z07tv | t5_2to41 | 16 | xandervandoorn: TIFU by walking in my parents room... while being high [NSFW]
So like most TIFUs here, this happened like 3-4 years ago when I was a sophomore in high school. And like most high schoolers, weed was the thing to do, definitely a gateway drug to other things :) Moving on, my cousin texted me and asked if ... | 4 | 4 | |
1426314381 | 1426383936 | t3_2yzwrg | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing my seatbelt.
This is a story of many consequences, and didn't happen today, but is now very relevant, so I'll try not to bore.
So I am headed to play some disc golf, and stop to grab a chicken sandwich on the way. It's not what I expect and is slathered in mayo, one of many things I cann... | 10 | 1.4 | |
1426326528 | 1426402017 | t3_2z08dr | t5_2to41 | 1,677 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking the biggest shit in the world
I'm in the process of losing a lot a weight for my current role (circa 100lbs i.e. 1/2 my body weight) and to aid this have been prescribed Orlistat whose possible side effects include anal leakage, loose bowels and irregular bowel movements.
To date I've not ex... | 6 | 279.5 | |
1426326227 | 1426328234 | t3_2z085i | t5_2to41 | 4 | alienwaren: TIFU my math exam about limits of functions.
Today, I failed my math exam about limits of functions. I have learnt about week before this exam. I have done a lot of idiotic error, which I'm not doing normally. Now I'm learning for next attempt. Wish me luck!
LENARSAFIN: Wish you good fuck))
alienwaren: Yea... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426325200 | 1426693489 | t3_2z079f | t5_2to41 | 3 | No_Thank_You_OKC: TIFU by falling for the angles and an old picture
Malamutewhisperer: You sound like a solid match for each other! You both have surprisingly little regard for anyone but yourselves.
No_Thank_You_OKC: Well, considering that she asked to be treated like a fucktoy, then I think I actually had some regar... | 3 | 1 | |
1426328455 | 1426386634 | t3_2z0a67 | t5_2to41 | 245 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying the MOST unsexy thing ever whilst my boyfriend was driving.
Today, my boyfriend passed his driving test and after he drove from his city to my town.
We were driving around aimlessly, and talking about stuff and I asked if he was happy, and did he prefer this to having to have his Mum in the ... | 6 | 40.833333 | |
1426328438 | 1426346219 | t3_2z0a5h | t5_2to41 | 4 | TechIBD: TIFU by posting anti-steriod post in bodybuilding sub-reddit and have negative karma now.
Hell_spawn666: Steroids are legal in my country.... some are.
I don't take 'em but don't give a fuck about those who do. It's easy to point out the aggro fucks on roids at the gym.
TechIBD: I think the most idiotic ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1426331083 | 1426345600 | t3_2z0cle | t5_2to41 | 128 | CaspAr_The_Ghost: TIFU by trying to impress my crush
So there we were, sitting in the room, me, my crush and I. Suddenly, my friend wants to show us how he can raise his leg over his head. He is successful, and I see my crush admire his flexibility. This is my chance! All I have to day is raise my leg above my head and... | 5 | 25.6 | |
1426331374 | 1426332232 | t3_2z0cv1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | temporad: TIFU by getting a taste of my medicine, literally (Slightly NSFW)
Obligatory this happened When I was about 7.
I was playing at a friends house when I had the sudden urge to poop. For some reason I was ashamed to ask if I could use the bathroom (obviously I didn't want my friend or her family to find out I wa... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426334585 | 1426347577 | t3_2z0g4g | t5_2to41 | 6 | laylala2015: TIFU by causing myself permanent damage after a night of passion NSFW
This is a tale of caution.....
Ill try to keep it as clean as possible. So my bf and i have an amazing sex life, we are both extremely passionate and know how to please eachother. The other night after a night out on the town, dinner and... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426333294 | 1426343912 | t3_2z0erp | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking weed in my bathroom
So I just got back from a shower, as I'm still stuck in holiday mood I've been smoking a lot of weed. Mostly each night before I have a shower. Well tonight didn't go as planned, both my parents went to sleep early so I figured it was time. I collected the goods and wrappe... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1426335665 | 1426403750 | t3_2z0haw | t5_2to41 | 47 | farouqyoshi: TIFU by killing a cat accidentally.
I live in an apartment in 14th floor and I can see from the window down two wide dumpsters, it's located almost beside the apartment so you can pretty much drop a bottle or anything from the window and it will automatically go in there. I always make sure there are no ca... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1426337720 | 1426345775 | t3_2z0jqz | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU and things would never be the same
First: Fallen asleep only with shorts like these: http://queerwear.net/userfiles/editor/image/04411_white_side2_l.jpg
Going HAM last nigh. Today still f*cking drunk. 2:47PM - time for some water before upcoming hangover. Barely walking, half-seeing, walking in the ki... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1426336018 | 1426340555 | t3_2z0hq6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being hooked up to my dad's Bluetooth speaker. Possibly NSFW
Alrighty so this happened ~20 minutes ago. I had just woken up, and I've been feeling kinda depressed lately, so I decided a sad morning yank might put me in better spirits. I put on some porn, get all lubed up, and prepare myself. My dad w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426339147 | 1426365591 | t3_2z0lji | t5_2to41 | 35 | Crapcycling: TIFU by caring more about internet points than my own body.
Yesterday I had a post that was upvoted pretty high. Much much higher than any other posts I've made.
Also, this past week I started a new diet called carb cycling that is supposed to be great for gaining muscle without gaining fat. This has app... | 5 | 7 | |
1426339092 | 1426341569 | t3_2z0lha | t5_2to41 | 4 | christinaparre906: TIFU by having caught masturbating by my Sister
glennerz: You need to explain the entire situation please :L poor you! What happened when she came in?...older or younger :S just how much of a FU r we talking...
christinaparre906: Yea. so fcked up. Awkward level 9999
glennerz: I pm'd you btw :)
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1426340010 | 1426342041 | t3_2z0mny | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating Whataburger
I just landed in good old Texas really late last night. First thing I did was meet my friend at Whataburger. I got a #2 whatasized with a coke. Best meal ever. I hadn't had Whataburger in years. I already had a headache from not eating all day, so I immediately went to sleep when w... | 4 | 3 | |
1426341781 | 1426378494 | t3_2z0p7d | t5_2to41 | 219 | throwawayaccount3_14: TIFU by jacking off to a stranger
Being bored of studying for finals, I met a random person online and they wanted to have some "fun." They ended up recording my Facebook profile and me jacking off in the camera and now is requesting me for money to have him erase the video otherwise he will send ... | 6 | 36.5 | |
1426342219 | 1426379027 | t3_2z0pvn | t5_2to41 | 5 | mindlessmusings: TIFU by drinking chaw and calling the cops on my landlord/property manager
So I guess this is my first /r/TIFU and it's still the morning before I really have to deal with any of the consequences. But last night or this morning my friends and I and my girlfriend decided to go drunk bowling and we had a... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426338007 | 1426349570 | t3_2z0k3e | t5_2to41 | 9 | tanghan: TIFU by scratching my back
I Elbow-smacked my brother on the head while pulling my arm back down after scratching my back. We're now sitting in the hospital and he probably has a concussion :-/
Flackbash: Sorry, OP.
You should try MMA fighting.
tanghan: Thanks, My brother is OK. It's just a very light concuss... | 3 | 3 | |
1426342109 | 1426345664 | t3_2z0ppr | t5_2to41 | 17 | Johnnytrulove69: TIFU, by getting wasted in Pattaya Thailand. Nsfw.
So, this happened a while ago. Not exactly yesterday. And also, this is a repost. Had to wait until the weekend to post this horrific tale.
About a year ago I moved to china. I picked up a teaching job in southern china, and have been having a blast. ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1426344277 | 1426344819 | t3_2z0t42 | t5_2to41 | 9 | leonairxxx: TIFU by playing with a stick.
I guess i should start with the setting. I'm currently a senior art student majoring in Advertising. I had a consultation regarding my thesis and well i was bored out of my mind.
So i left the classroom to go to one of the pavilions at Uni and i found a stick. It was about a... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1426344110 | 1426347615 | t3_2z0svm | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a kid who has herpes, if he want some herpes
Didn't happen today like many stories. This happened when I was 18 and in the let's get drunk party and try to do girls phase. First backstory must be made...
I started hanging out with these two kids who got drunk all the time and knew chicks who ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426343339 | 1426386331 | t3_2z0ro4 | t5_2to41 | 344 | worstsqueakytoy: TIFU by not wimping out while sexy cooking
This was a few months ago. I all but scrubbed this incident from my memory until my boyfriend reminded me following [this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2xgt9v/tifu_by_chopping_onions_in_lingerie/), which is less gruesome. I applaud my sister in s... | 9 | 38.222222 | |
1426346582 | 1426437738 | t3_2z0x4k | t5_2to41 | 720 | PhlyersPhan27: TIFU by surprising my SO. (maybe NSFW?)
happened literally minutes ago. Tried waking her up via oral stimulation, when she laid the biggest fart out ever. Never trying that again!
TheHotMessEmpress: I had a nightmare like this. My boyfriend was trying to go down on me and I asked him to stop but he didn'... | 6 | 120 | |
1426346975 | 1426348308 | t3_2z0xs9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | vietducky: TIFU by trusting my wingman
previously...added a girl on fb i found pretty nice (also met her once) and txted her a short mssg of how shes doing. After few days of waiting it was clear shes not going to accept my friend request nor replying to my mssg.
Her status on Instagram indicated her unhappy and confus... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1426346954 | 1426436336 | t3_2z0xr2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Dykota: Tifu by yelling at a racist
disambiguated: >So I start yelling at him: what's wrong with you, how can you believe these things, etc.
This is how typical somewhat-educated Afghans, Indians, Pakistanis, Chinese, and pretty much all Asians think (the highly-educated ones think this way, too - they just hide ... | 5 | 1 | |
1426348142 | 1426376840 | t3_2z0zyh | t5_2to41 | 120 | sarahjane1000: TIFU by having sex with "Daddy" (a man 32 years older than me)
timberbuyer: What did you learn about him later in life?
vvvayo: Is it that hard to guess? The guy was a child rapist and pedophile.
HitlerWasASexyMofo: 16 is not a child, she knew what she was doing and wanted it. I started at 13 with a 12 ... | 10 | 12 | |
1426348172 | 1426415743 | t3_2z100b | t5_2to41 | 12 | EphiXorE: TIFU by insulting my boss.
So this happened about a week ago. I wanted to wait with this because I wanted to make sure that this really is a TIFU.
To the story: I was driving around with a friend when suddently my boss called me. Since I was in a car, i had to speak hands free via bluetooth. After around 10... | 4 | 3 | |
1426347633 | 1426458414 | t3_2z0yz9 | t5_2to41 | 38 | thektulu7: TIFU by telling my wife goodnight.
This happened about half an hour ago.
My mom had just started chatting with me on Facebook about some family problems when my wife announced she was tired and going to bed (we're in South Korea, where it's around 12:30 am right now). So I wasn't ready for bed when she was,... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1426349104 | 1426349389 | t3_2z11qg | t5_2to41 | 2 | LLment: TIFU by driving into a wall.
disambiguated: >My dad was not,doing well
Obviously, he was doing a whole lot better than you.
LLment: The tablet I'm on throws commas everywhere. Sometimes I miss a few while looking to delete them. But I fixed it
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1426348126 | 1426350179 | t3_2z0zxb | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost swallowing a screwdriver with my arsehole
As a prelude, I'll just say I enjoy inserting things into my arse while I fap. But, since I don't have any proper toys, I make do with other things.
About 30 mins ago, I decided it'd be a good for a fap. I decided to use the handle end of [this](http:... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426349788 | 1426377407 | t3_2z130g | t5_2to41 | 42 | Static1120: TIFU by sending a goodnight text to my boss.
My boss sometimes texts me when he needs help the following day, and sends me the time I will work. Well yesterday he sent me a message about the time I am working today, I reply "OK sounds good" Now our text thread is at the very top.
Later that night I am text... | 3 | 14 | |
1426348163 | 1426380086 | t3_2z0zzt | t5_2to41 | 8 | Flopshott: TIFU: By standing around in a relaxed manner among a group of wild beasts.
Earlier this morning I was out running the dogs (Westie, Goldendoodle, Black Lab, English Setter) with my father, uncle and a friend. My uncle has a beautiful/crazy fox red Golden retriever named Remmy. I decided to bring my new came... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426319298 | 1426370998 | t3_2z01yl | t5_2to41 | 6 | capatiller: TIFU by changing a tire.
I have to leave town due to a family emergency. I am already in an inordinate amount of pain due to new workout schedule and my spinal/pain management doctor mandated physical therapy. I didn't take my pain meds like I knew I should have. So already in pain and today was a physical ... | 3 | 2 | |
1426351339 | 1426434964 | t3_2z15ys | t5_2to41 | 19 | ifuckedupok: TIFU by asking my crush out at work and everyone in 15 strong team seeing me get rejected
This girl had been acting flirty with me at work for months. I had gradually built rapport with her and a bit of a connection. Now I'm a socially awkward person and while I'm able to carry a one to one conversation I ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1426352720 | 1426353793 | t3_2z18oc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by choking a 7 year old girl
This happened some years ago. When I was 7 my mom was taking a 3 day class for teacher training and they had Geography Camp for the children who didn't have arrangements to be somewhere while the parents were in training. (I was in the 6-8 yo. class) We ended each day with g... | 4 | 1 | |
1426352147 | 1426357056 | t3_2z17j5 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Sole_Scuro: TIFU by vomitting words
This literally happened an hour ago. Brownie points for actually fucking up today? Sorry for any typos and shitty formatting. I'm on mobile.
One of my best friends stayed the night with me on campus. We had an awesome night---pizza, The Big Lebowski, late night yoohoo run with anoth... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1426352128 | 1426361396 | t3_2z17hk | t5_2to41 | 7 | seriousminor: TIFU by stabbing my brother
So this morning I managed to accidentally stab my brother.
Okay, well not exactly stab him... We were in a bit of a disagreement and he pushed me and started to get a bit physical, I was making a bagel at the time and I reacted by throwing the butter knife, I was spreading cr... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426352925 | 1426353334 | t3_2z193k | t5_2to41 | 2 | lightbulbboom: TIFU by trying to throw water at a lady bug on the ceiling while in the shower.
PetechialHemorrhage: Ladybugs are your friend.
lightbulbboom: they may be, but i was being a dumbass.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426351904 | 1426403559 | t3_2z1724 | t5_2to41 | 16,061 | The_Horror_Author: TIFU by disrupting my housemate's love-marathon...
Posted this 3 days ago. Was removed due to rules. Reposting now that it's the weekend. Enjoy.
This did not happen today. And I'm a rebel so I don't care if you have a problem with it.
My housemate often has his girlfriend over, and she's kind of ... | 28 | 573.607143 | |
1426354011 | 1426427711 | t3_2z1b7o | t5_2to41 | 1,342 | The_Horror_Author: TIFU by fainting like a bitch in front of my date
[This post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2z0ro4/tifu_by_not_wimping_out_while_sexy_cooking/) reminded me of my fuckup, so as long as we are sharing kitchen-related mishap stories, I will weave my tale for you all.
So this was four years ago... | 10 | 134.2 | |
1426354928 | 1426356966 | t3_2z1d0a | t5_2to41 | 5 | LegaciLeaver: TIFU by letting a dog hump my leg.
Amateur_Gyno: What are you 14???
LegaciLeaver: I'm 18, 19 in 8 days (holy crap) but yea this had never happened to me before so I didn't really know how to react and thus, I didn't. This coming from the guy whose username is /u/Amateur_Gyno
Amateur_Gyno: Its kinda like ... | 4 | 1.25 |
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