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1426500570 | 1426584444 | t3_2z7vad | t5_2to41 | 49 | pmmepuppies: TIFU by walking in on my mom and another man
Last night my mom had a friend over until very late. We live in a trailer and my mom and dad sleep in the living room. My mom is very young, shes 28. When I walked into the living room she was bent over the dude although she sat up as soon as she heard me. He co... | 12 | 4.083333 | |
1426498677 | 1426625218 | t3_2z7tf5 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be honest
I'm in High School. I'm going out with this girl - we love each other, and we plan on spending however long we can together. Now, I know I'm naive and I'm stupid as fuck, but I don't believe in this. I'm rather academic, and my parents are rather... "cultural", if even that; perha... | 5 | 11 | |
1426498210 | 1426547190 | t3_2z7sz7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Thisalexperson: TIFU by tearing my banjo string
So unlike the majority of posts here mine happened today actually around 20 minutes ago.
So there I am lying in bed with my girlfriend who has just claimed her period is over ! HUZZAH ! So I make my move to engage the sexy times and it goes swimmingly I'm on top going aw... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1426503011 | 1426552200 | t3_2z7xs6 | t5_2to41 | 45 | blumpkinator128: TIFU by cleaning up a biohazard at work.
Some kid vommited at the grocery store I worked at and my manager told my bagger to clean it up. He refused and then my boss FUCKING SUSPENDED HIM on the spot for refusing to clean it. He then went down the line asking my bagger's sister next who also refused an... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1426503244 | 1426503824 | t3_2z7y0i | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving
Well REDDIT, it happened last night. So, we all let our pubic hairs..or happy trails as you may call them grow freely. Me not being in a relationship, I never attuned to it and just forgot about it. I knew I'd have to face it sooner or later. I hate shaving, personally because I usually cut m... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1426504475 | 1426666492 | t3_2z7zev | t5_2to41 | 512 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking a mentally disabled guy's arm
This happened about six months ago.
The day started as any usual saturday would. I was laying in bed with my girlfriend at around 10 am, when she told me that she wanted to go shopping today since she "needed" a new dress for the summer. Initially I didn't want... | 18 | 28.444444 | |
1426503727 | 1426505649 | t3_2z7ykj | t5_2to41 | 11 | ThrowawayDABBLE: TIFU by masturbating in front of a burglar
Uhhhhdel: That is a great plot for a lesbian porno. Scene 1 is a solo scene. Scene 2 is the burglar and you getting to know each other. Scene 3 is officer #1 taking your statement. Scene 4 is when she calls for backup. Scene 5 is you telling your girlfriends ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1426506715 | 1426514856 | t3_2z81yu | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend of almost a year
Alright well most you will probably hate me for this and I'm not asking for sympathy but here goes anyway.
I'm a senior at school and my school gets a few foreign students a year and this year one of them was from a nordic country i wont say which or her na... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1426507488 | 1426533062 | t3_2z82xx | t5_2to41 | 16 | Begley24: TIFU by telling a crush how I feel
Quick back story: I'm a 33 yr old female, happily married, husband knows about my feelings towards guy in the story and is cool with it.
So this guy and I have been talking/texting for about a month and we have hung out once in that time. Things were going great, then it c... | 8 | 2 | |
1426482819 | 1426524455 | t3_2z7c6i | t5_2to41 | 6 | SerenityApple: TIFU by trying to help an old friend
Second time I've attempted to post this, I forgot start out with "TIFU".
This happend a few years ago. I will keep it short and sweet.
Decided to help an old friend who needed a place to stay. I was living with my parents at the time. My father's heart strings got p... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426496351 | 1426535418 | t3_2z7r9q | t5_2to41 | 11 | TwitchyCookie: TIFU by watching the 360 video in public.
Last week I saw that new 360 video that's now on Youtube. At the time I was waiting for my friend to come and pick me up in 10 minutes so I plug in my earphones and begin to play the video.
I wasn't sure what to expect at first but as I continued, I realised it ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426509358 | 1426515211 | t3_2z85fh | t5_2to41 | 6 | gstfs: TIFU by using the wrong toothbrush
So I have 2 toothbrushes. One for brushing my teeth and one for cleaning the toilet.
So lets set the scene:
Its dark, and its around 3:00am on a monday morning and I just got home from a night of drinking and such.
When I got home I decided it would be a good idea to get som... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426509788 | 1426513012 | t3_2z8623 | t5_2to41 | 31 | damnitkiep: TIFU by checking my gf's messenger
So yesterday me my gf and my buddies got pretty drunk and me being in overly weird mood decided to check up my gf's messenger.
We'd been together for 2 months which is not much, but I've fallen madly in love. I was alone for 2 years after my 5 year relationship fallen ap... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1426512500 | 1426551110 | t3_2z8a4l | t5_2to41 | 16 | storageandshelving: TIFU by wearing a cowboy hat and getting maced
This past Saturday night 3/14/15 I was out celebrating for St.drinking day. I had just won a sweet Stetson cowboy hat on EBay and I was out strutting around with it. This thing was sweet a 7 3/4 tan felt piece with a braided band, feather and some vinta... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1426513967 | 1426524279 | t3_2z8cly | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cheating on my SO
TIFU by not cheating on my SO.
This happend a week ago. It's quite a long story but I think it will be worth your time. English isn't my native language, so don't cry to hard if you think I write bad. Here goes:
Last weekend my SO (24F) was out of town visiting her family. It's... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1426514954 | 1426769750 | t3_2z8ecn | t5_2to41 | 3,041 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a nearly decade-long lie spiral out of control and destroy my family
This started when I was ten or eleven (now nineteen).
My mother and father divorced when I was one or so, and had joint custody of me (I would be with my dad every second weekend). They absolutely despised each other, all ... | 15 | 202.733333 | |
1426514424 | 1426554500 | t3_2z8dej | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by recording younger girls in gym class
This happened just now (unlike most TIFUs) and I still feel really awkward.
So I'm sitting on the bleachers in gym before class starts, as usual. I notice a group of freshman girls are playing with an exercise ball off in the corner, and I have a feeling that thi... | 10 | 5.8 | |
1426448648 | 1426568069 | t3_2z5iwk | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheRealMcCoy95: TIFU: By eating food that gave me really bad gas on a first date.
Obligatory this happened about 5 months ago.
Okay so as all good date stories start this one starts with Tinder. Matched a girl, talked, decided to meet up a week or two later.
Fast forward to the date, we are on the sea wall and agr... | 3 | 2 | |
1426516370 | 1426594898 | t3_2z8gzl | t5_2to41 | 36 | icantevendonotes: TIFU by relieving stress through cursing
Let me start out by saying this: I hate math. I can do it, I can, but it takes three times as much effort for me to learn and master the material compared to other subjects.
As a biology major I am required to take calculus 2 to complete my associates. Durin... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1426517384 | 1426521308 | t3_2z8ixb | t5_2to41 | 24 | platypusrainbow: TIFU by breaking my boyfriend's bong
My boyfriend had gone back home to NJ to take care of some things and he decided to bring his bong back home. Yesterday night we were hanging out and smoking out it (which it was pretty nice). He asked me if I could take it and keep it at my place for a while since... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1426517266 | 1426532972 | t3_2z8iog | t5_2to41 | 256 | yall_got_fajitas: TIFU By accidentally molesting my mother.
TheEnKrypt: > I aggressively grabbed her crotch.
Lol noob. You need broken arms first.
sgtwoegerfenning: Man, why you have to go remind me of that?
marblesinatube: Was I the only one who got hard reading that? anyone?
*cricket*
deepu36: I can think of [... | 6 | 42.666667 | |
1426518173 | 1426554591 | t3_2z8kic | t5_2to41 | 63 | KEEPCARLM: TIFU by talking about the Zoo in public.
This didn't happen today, but the memory is is as vivid now as it was when it did happen (a couple of years ago now).
So me and my friend were walking to the shop to get our alcohol as I was a binge drinking University student and I went out about 15 times a fortnigh... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1426518476 | 1426533276 | t3_2z8l2y | t5_2to41 | 103 | Argage: TIFU by tossing out food for a potluck thinking it was trash.
This happened last Saturday, the beginning of my spring break. After an impromptu arrangement in visiting a dear friend of mine for their birthday, I arrive extremely excited. Murphy's law in full effect this day, I proceeded to have one, two, nine... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1426519053 | 1426519858 | t3_2z8m8y | t5_2to41 | 6 | ls1003: TIFU By ignoring my morning routine
Just happened. On the toilet in shame now.
Woke up about an hour ago. took a piss, started my coffee, then got dressed and went on the porch for a smoke. When I came back in, I saw that my coffee still brewing and had a few munutes to kill before i had to get ready to chat w... | 3 | 2 | |
1426520471 | 1426521217 | t3_2z8p5m | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing DotA in computer class
happen few years ago when i still a student. as most of student, class is boring so i pick the most back computer in class, launch warcraft 3, create game vs insane bot. normally ai wont give me trouble but in that day, 1st time in my life, 5 bot rolling on me, turning ... | 4 | 3 | |
1426520678 | 1426620517 | t3_2z8pld | t5_2to41 | 40 | EyeZiS: TIFU by keeping an energy drink in my bag for too long
This happened today. I had my Monday ruined by a leaking energy drink.
My dad works as an electrician. Once in a blue moon he would go and install a generator for a business. The manager, overjoyed with his work would give a present (usually stock that was... | 5 | 8 | |
1426520917 | 1426532838 | t3_2z8q2m | t5_2to41 | 18 | Hyper-Silence: TIFU By using the Handicapped bathroom stall, and a person with a wheelchair rolls in
HEYdontIknowU: This is my nightmare, along with buying something I am already embarrassed about in the self-checkout and having the "needs assistance" light turn on. I will never get the people that accept the smaller ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1426522735 | 1426530282 | t3_2z8tzq | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: I need to apologise. Tifu, and its not even remotely funny
I fucked up badly.
A couple of months ago my friend told me, in confidence, an embarrassing secret, he trusted me to tell no one and I was honoured.
Skip forward to this morning; me, him and a few others were just sat around having some breakfast, an... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1426523454 | 1426780859 | t3_2z8vj4 | t5_2to41 | 158 | Zpoindex_216: TIFU by telling my parents about my drug addiction.
My drug problem dates back to my freshman year of high school. I met this girl (who later became my girlfriend) who just happened to be interested in drugs. long story short, I struggled with addiction during my first two years of high school. Coupled wi... | 10 | 15.8 | |
1426523841 | 1426524546 | t3_2z8wfv | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girls blood type.
As tradition goes, this fuckup didn't happen today, but it's still embarrassing. So there was this girl I liked, let's call her X. So X and I were chatting one day at school, and a friend of mine saw it over my shoulder and naturally asked who it was. I, like a moron, told ... | 3 | 3 | |
1426523864 | 1426533931 | t3_2z8wi4 | t5_2to41 | 112 | NarwhalTard: TIFU by showing my friend my phone
This literally JUST happened, so I really don't know how this is gonna play out.
SOOO:
Last night I was texting this girl that I like. It started off as small talk but eventually we got onto the topic of relationships and dating philosophies. This girl brought up how peop... | 8 | 14 | |
1426523629 | 1426563313 | t3_2z8vxp | t5_2to41 | 9 | hildrethrm99: Tifu by trying to say hi to my crush
Tifu. Alright so this happened about a year ago as most f ups are. I was a freshman in high school and had been "talking" to this girl for a while and we were about ready to start dating but she was a grade below me so I didn't see her very often because she was in a d... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426455247 | 1426532493 | t3_2z5wpo | t5_2to41 | 11 | RambunctiousGay: TIFU by becoming gay for chocolate on Mother's Day.
Okay. Well. This will undoubtedly take some explaining. For mother's day, I decided to go and see my family, leaving my bedroom for the first time in approximately 60 years. We inevitably began to watch a film, one my mum picked. She chose "Behind the... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426526375 | 1426526835 | t3_2z929y | t5_2to41 | 13 | SmileForTheBlade: TIFU by having a sleep disorder.
I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks and things have been going great. This is a big deal for me because my ex really shattered my self esteem. Now to the fuck up. Last night we were sleeping and apparently I sat up, called her a cunt, threw the blankets at her f... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426526477 | 1426528136 | t3_2z92j1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by pretending to be superman.
monkey_brains95: Get outta here monster we ain't got no three fiddy.
MisterSpookySkeleton: :( that's what I told her!
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426526036 | 1426527898 | t3_2z91fg | t5_2to41 | 12 | rehtahcim: TIFU by ordering delivery stoned
I'm a freelancer and spend a lot of time home. Today I finally got a job I've been bidding for a while and decided to celebrate with some 'herbal' refreshment and a burrito. Its been really hard finding work and I was really excited about this project- specially because I'm 2... | 3 | 4 | |
1426528012 | 1426528351 | t3_2z95wi | t5_2to41 | 33 | ksmitttyy: TIFU by wanting windows
This happened yesterday afternoon. Since I graduated college 2 years ago, I have been living in a basement apartment that I rent for $1025. It includes everything heat, electric, cable, etc..Pretty sweet deal.
Lately, the basement has become EXTREMELY depressing. It's always dark, ... | 3 | 11 | |
1426527836 | 1426547363 | t3_2z95jl | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by having turned into a bad person
I don't think anyone will even make an effort to read this and god, I don't even know if this is the right subreddit. But I'm desperate and I need advice.
A few weeks ago I started being very unhappy. It came out of nowhere and I thought I was just having a bad day. B... | 5 | 3 | |
1426528905 | 1426529640 | t3_2z97wx | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by making a gas attendant cry
This happened about an hour ago
So last night I hung out at the bar with a bunch of guy friends, and being the only girl in the group you learn to hang, so of course we were just bantering insults back and forth all night, and when the bar closed we continued hanging out te... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1426529208 | 1426605439 | t3_2z98l4 | t5_2to41 | 36 | ghostprototype34: TIFU by going on a "date" with a crazy girl. Drama ensues.
I had a date set up with a girl for Friday night. It was pretty typical; food at an Italian restaurant, drinks afterwards...you get the shtick. For some reason I had really liked this girl quite a bit despite the fact that she had a troubled p... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1426529404 | 1426618344 | t3_2z9910 | t5_2to41 | 180 | 12LetterName: TIFU by thinking it was St Paddy's day.
Now I'm walking around looking like an idiot in my green clover leaf shirt.
Geedle: It's ok, because regardless of how tacky you might look wearing a St. Paddy's day shirt on the wrong day, you're still not as awful as people who sing Christmas songs out of season.
... | 9 | 20 | |
1426528419 | 1426563862 | t3_2z96sd | t5_2to41 | 407 | stupidbathroomwall: TIFU by Texting a number I found in a gas station bathroom
TIFU by texting a number I have found in a gas station bathroom.
This past week was Spring break and while every smart person is traveling to a place a little less frozen. I headed to the Frozen North to visit my parents and see my family f... | 6 | 67.833333 | |
1426531395 | 1426532729 | t3_2z9dnv | t5_2to41 | 19 | splitnine44: TIFU by Googling my father.
TParis00ap: You could still contact his family and ask them to tell you about him. They could share stories about his life, photos, whether or not he ever mentioned you, whether he ever talked about finding you. Stuff like that. Might be worth it to learn about that side of ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1426531541 | 1426538490 | t3_2z9e03 | t5_2to41 | 482 | cali_pineapple: TIFU by not dancing with a little girl
This actually happened last night and into the next morning around 3 AM.
My friend Johnny and I were in the service together and he said when he got married he would definitely invite me. He lives in Northern California and I'm from the Central Valley and it's qui... | 6 | 80.333333 | |
1426531863 | 1426591697 | t3_2z9etd | t5_2to41 | 11 | shesakillerqueen23: TIFU by not answering my ex's phone call
erikwidi: This is the dumbest shit. What are you, 16?
shesakillerqueen23: What are you the authority figure seeking a 16 year olds and underage posters? Because by your comment stating the stupidity of it, it seems like you are the one who is childish.
erik... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1426531623 | 1426532959 | t3_2z9e7f | t5_2to41 | 7 | TorrentOfRelish: TIFU by dialing the wrong number
So this just happened to me. Part of my job is calling manufacturers for service contracts and preventative maintenance. Today I was touching back with a company I called last week and haven't heard anything from since but when I dialed I accidentally switched the last ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426532556 | 1426558398 | t3_2z9gfi | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by deviating from my normal path and seeing something I didnt want to.
So today I had a Dr. appt on the other side of the city. After that I needed to stop at the grocery store for a few things. the store I like has several locations and I usually go to the one closest to my house. This time since I was... | 3 | 2 | |
1426534141 | 1426535733 | t3_2z9k7f | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a holocaust survivor...
Obligatory not today but about two months ago...
Basically as part of holocaust memorial day our school decided to take a trip to a synagogue and take part in learning activities about genocides, such as the recent Rwandan genocide. However the main event was list... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426527931 | 1426538319 | t3_2z95q0 | t5_2to41 | 1 | MSkullyM: TIFU by asking my teacher if he'd seen Fifty Shades of Grey
Happened a few days back. I met one of my old teachers in the hall, and we made small talk. He asked me how things were going, what I was upto these days. I told him about the movies I'd seen this week; it was a pretty smooth conversation until I ask... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426530667 | 1426547959 | t3_2z9bx6 | t5_2to41 | 36 | xampl9: TIFU: Waved to some blind people
They were crossing at an intersection, heard the engine of my car and stopped to let me go past. I waved thanks to them.
disambiguated: >I waved thanks to them.
I doubt they noticed.
redmule123: oh really
| 3 | 12 | |
1426534878 | 1426543552 | t3_2z9lxs | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by catfishing for too long
I started catfishing when I was 13. Long story short - I was abused a lot as a child and as a result my self esteem plummeted and my life seemed inescapable, until the internet was there. It gave me an escape, a coping mechanism and by pretending to not be me, I was pretty. I... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426530758 | 1426538404 | t3_2z9c5n | t5_2to41 | 12 | TParis00ap: TIFU by quoting Star Trek
Hai Guys.
Happened yesterday. So, let me start off by saying that my wife and I are both Protestant Christians. Now, we are pretty accepting people, both pro-LGBT, pro-same sex marriage, pro-choice, pro-sex ed, you know, generally socially liberal.
Anywho, we hang out with fami... | 4 | 3 | |
1426538311 | 1426553032 | t3_2z9tvd | t5_2to41 | 5 | tkenyon27: Tifu by "doing" heroin
So here's a little back story. I had some dental work done about 2 week's ago so I had a bottle of Tylenol on my desk. So this past weekend I was grabbing something off of my desk when the pills fell on the floor everywhere, so I started to pick them up. Then while I have pills in one ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426539107 | 1426890588 | t3_2z9vrp | t5_2to41 | 6 | fail_nerd: Tifu by letting someone spray liquid ass in my econ class
This just happen minutes ago. So let set the setting, I live in the valley so it pretty hot and humid . It so happen that the air conditioner wasn't working today making the room very hot and stuffy.
It's around 1:30 leaving 15 minutes before class e... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426539022 | 1426618052 | t3_2z9vkz | t5_2to41 | 4 | hypar15: TIFU by smoking
Back story I never wanted to do any illegal substances my mother got with a guy he's nice, and they started smoking together I didn't really care but then...
I awoke on a nice Saturday morning I made some breakfast, ate, took a shower, took my dog out, and fed my lizard. After that I had a sudd... | 4 | 1 | |
1426539953 | 1426550631 | t3_2z9xqc | t5_2to41 | 36 | TheLostIndividual: TIFU by hitting rock bottom.
Over the course of the last 12 months I've really lost the person I was. Today I just reached a point where I am sitting here, in tears, knowing I have hit rock bottom. I don't know what started the spiral but here I am, at the bottom, wondering why I allowed my last 12 m... | 6 | 6 | |
1426529042 | 1426542550 | t3_2z9887 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Targe13: TIFU by by burning my trousers off with acid at work and ended up naked in the car park.
So standard TIFU, this was a few months ago.
So I work in a lab doing testing on pharmaceuticals, testing their purity, in a test I was running I was using concentrated sulphuric acid (35%). It was in a test tube with my... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426528544 | 1426550411 | t3_2z973n | t5_2to41 | 13 | NOTaUSERNAMEperson: TIFU by being a Bus
This fuck up happned about 3 hours ago. HOORAY ITS ACTUALLY TODAY.
TL;DR Mistakenly revealed my true identity as public transportation to my future peers.
A little back story, my High School has a career center, for learning trades, such as programming and welding and what... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426540773 | 1426617077 | t3_2z9zhw | t5_2to41 | 1,398 | NotoriousBanana: TIFU by not dating my best friend I've known for over 5 years.
UPDATE #1: I am going to ask her to prom tomorrow (in person) in a very fabulous manner. I'll give you the results tomorrow. Go to sleep and stop biting your nails
UPDATE #2: She said yes!!!!!!!!! I can't believe this just happened. I was ... | 14 | 99.857143 | |
1426534852 | 1426586977 | t3_2z9lv5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Trooner: TIFU by testing a development system
First ever post... yay!
Well I'm a sysadmin and had to setup a copy of the production system for the company's website. After doing so I had to post an article to prove its working correctly. As it was late and I hadn't slept alot the last week, I went there to post an art... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1426541866 | 1426542687 | t3_2za1xq | t5_2to41 | 21 | NotLanden: TIFU by changing my high score in a game
Not the worst fuck up on here, but I feel pretty stupid.
Some background: I'm a highschool student and one of my courses is keyboarding (learning how to type). The course revolves around using a computer program called TypingMaster to practice typing and conduct typ... | 3 | 7 | |
1426528536 | 1426550662 | t3_2z972z | t5_2to41 | 8 | Shpies_Everywhere: TIFU by sneezing
I had a nosebleed this afternoon and well... it wasn't pretty
Azhorion: TL;DR please
TisMurder: Sneeze and blood.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426542307 | 1426614231 | t3_2za2zw | t5_2to41 | 913 | rmb041: TIFU by telling my cognitively disabled client that I was excited to be carpooling her so I could use the special lane.
I work at a group home with clients with developmental disabilities. This particular day I was transporting my client to therapy and was on the highway. This highway had one of those diamond l... | 8 | 114.125 | |
1426544109 | 1426617045 | t3_2za72h | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by believing university staff would do their jobs
I was accepted to a graduate program at my university 17 days ago (19 if you count the already high levels of bullshit.) Now, going on day 17, I still have not received one tidbit of information regarding the tuition or aid. Assistantship who knows? Cost... | 5 | 1 | |
1426541941 | 1426679946 | t3_2za247 | t5_2to41 | 169 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving 300 miles and leaving my car keys at home.
This happened earlier this week but I hadn't thought to share it with y'all till now. So I work for a university in North Carolina and with the kids being on spring break I had the week off. Figured I'd take the time to see family and friends up in O... | 7 | 24.142857 | |
1426544973 | 1426634344 | t3_2za901 | t5_2to41 | 96 | hawaiianpunchout: TIFU by punching a kid with down syndrome in the face
Sorry for the format, I'm posting this from my phone. This actually happened this morning unlike most posts I see so I think I deserve a few dignity points for that. So I'm back home from college on spring break this week. My friend, let's call him... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1426550447 | 1426597744 | t3_2za85e | t5_2to41 | 106 | Cyaitri: Circle of life. One life ends and another begins.
WowMyNameIsUnique: Maybe his dad is actually his son. Like a Mrs. Doubtfire kind of thing, but with a baby.
The_99: The son was born first.
flexzone: takes awhile before a soul enters a baby.
kamzar98: No souls in there before birth. How do you explain them r... | 10 | 10.6 | |
1426545987 | 1426558075 | t3_2zab7p | t5_2to41 | 2 | PickleDBassist: TIFU I forgot that my gf's dad got burned alive in a car wreck.
So she posted on fb: "if you lay with dogs, you'll come up with fleas." So I commented with a doge meme that said "burn the blasphemer." FML. In the doge haus.
disambiguated: >So she posted on fb: "if you lay with dogs, you'll come up wi... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1426544427 | 1426564570 | t3_2za7sv | t5_2to41 | 10 | InboxInviteNeeded: TIFU by asking the cab driver what the fare was
Ok this just happened like 20min ago. I am visiting NYC from India and so far the trip has been amazing. The weather today has been perfect and all my meetings have been going on great. Hence I was in a very good mood and have been tipping taxi drivers... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426546427 | 1426575709 | t3_2zac64 | t5_2to41 | 86 | SellinMayonaise: Tifu by trusting wasp-bro
So, today I decided to clean my car. Everything was going good and then all of the sudden a wasp landed near me. We made eye contact, it was a beautiful experience. I said, "what's up wasp-bro you aren't going to sting me are you?" At that moment the wasp-bro's little head nod... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1426547801 | 1426552265 | t3_2zafbp | t5_2to41 | 28 | Undivid3d: TIFU by not washing my hands
Ate some spicy wings.
Contact fell out when I itched my eye.
Put contact back in.
Tears ensued.
Im not very smart.
Mind_Reader_of_sorts: Lessons being learned here.
pm_your_huge_chode: Could have been worse ;)
| 3 | 9.333333 | |
1426548443 | 1426549672 | t3_2zagq8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to Vegas and destroying a friendship.
I fucked up majorly this weekend by nearly getting my friend fired from her job.
First fuck up was deciding to go to Vegas for my spring break. I went with my brother and my best friend. Let's call them Bernie and Ernie. We wanted to gamble and mee... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1426548393 | 1427037899 | t3_2zagma | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ryano104: TIFU by falling asleep
Okay so this actually happened last week (sue me!) but feel like its TIFU worthy. And apologies if I blab on but I'm a sucker for a story!
To set the scene, I am a university student (also English if you hadn't worked that one out from the use of university not college) and after finis... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426548975 | 1426585241 | t3_2zahts | t5_2to41 | 14 | stoawayaccount: TIFU by keeping a secret from my SO for 1.5 years.
We had been dating for about 6 months. He told me he planned to leave. For a year. I had never been in love before, and was scared of getting hurt. I knew if he left we wouldn't last, because long distance never works. So I paniced. And broke it off. I ... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1426548472 | 1426555932 | t3_2zagsa | t5_2to41 | 3 | Brandbars: TIFU by thinking I've met the girl of my dreams
the_metal_slice: Let him have her. He fucked up and she pretty much cheated on you. They were meant for eachother lol
Brandbars: Thanks for the advice and I will take it
| 3 | 1 | |
1426545396 | 1426554304 | t3_2za9vx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting wasted at my mom's wedding.
Dear Reddit, Friday night, I fucked up.
After my mom's wedding, we all went over to the after party in the villa that we were staying at (since she got married in a small Mexican town). I had recently been introduced to my mom's friend's children, all of which wer... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426550473 | 1426561185 | t3_2zakzx | t5_2to41 | 49 | Keegan802: TIFU by farting in the library
perdix_: Those headphones are noise-canceling, so he didn't hear it.
He felt the concussion!
Tshirt_Addict: More like he was thinking, "Who brought the Taco Bell?"
| 3 | 16.333333 | |
1426549437 | 1426552140 | t3_2zait5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | AbidingDude7: TIFU my Bruce Campbell autograph
Went to Chicago comic con this past year and met Bruce Campbell. Awesome guy and one of my favorite and memorable celebrity interactions I've ever had. Anyways, during this I got his autograph with a silver sharpie on a sweet picture from Bubba Ho-tep, one of my favorite m... | 3 | 2 | |
1426544429 | 1426591883 | t3_2za7t2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Freeganterrorist: TIFU trying to teach my dog some manners
I was walking my 17 year old dog, a labrador-shepherd crossbreed who's normally really slow and relaxed. Until at some point he gets all playful and wild and starts running up and down along side me, which is usually quite fun to watch. I try to get him to calm... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426543661 | 1426556584 | t3_2za62n | t5_2to41 | 9 | AlbinoStepchild: TIFU by pouring solidifier in a sink
To start let me give a background of the story. I work at a hospital in the OR department as a patient care tech. When surgical procedures are done I come in there and disinfect the OR's before the next case comes in. So we have this stuff that we use called isolyze... | 3 | 3 | |
1426553268 | 1426652228 | t3_2zaqm9 | t5_2to41 | 119 | DonnerKebabs: TIFU by making rape jokes in front of new uni flatmate, NSFW
This actually happened in October but I've recently discovered Reddit and thought you guys might find this interesting. I'd like to add that I mean no offence by anything I write, I do not condone rape. I'm sure you guys know what it's like when... | 8 | 14.875 | |
1426553388 | 1426622424 | t3_2zaqv5 | t5_2to41 | 99 | puppetjustice: TIFU? by overhearing my wife chatting to a friend and stopping to listen. I know know I'm in a abusive relationship and my marriage is a sham and I'm now stranded in utah of all places.
kryptickhaos: Please don't tell me OP's wife's name is jenny...
puppetjustice: It's not, unless she was lying about th... | 9 | 11 | |
1426553323 | 1426572131 | t3_2zaqpx | t5_2to41 | 42 | The_one_and_one: TIFU by thinking my teacher was joking
So ths f#ck up happened today, probably around 2-3 hours ago. So a little bit of info, I'm a guy, I go to an all guys school, I am in my final year.
So this happened today, my school has this policy that all students have to be clean shaven and this rule is alter... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1426554405 | 1426559442 | t3_2zasyp | t5_2to41 | 8 | lyzmarie: TIFU by being in love
LostInMatrimony: Two possibilities...
1. He is bored and over you.
2. In reality it's really not normal to spend every waking moment together. The freshness of the relationship has worn off and he needs some space. He misses his friends and independence. If you smother him he will like... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1426555148 | 1426566608 | t3_2zaufq | t5_2to41 | 11 | aimerz_: TIFU by not sending my roommate a warning text.
lyzmarie: why is she mad? I don't get it?
aimerz_: Tbh I'm not quite sure...She didn't actually see anything. I think she was just pissed I didn't warn her.
lyzmarie: I would've laughed if I was your roommate.
PATXS: lol
| 5 | 2.2 | |
1426554425 | 1426567422 | t3_2zaszv | t5_2to41 | 3 | Lh41: TIFU by spending money on a video game.
Counter Strike go has weapon cases that you can spend money to buy a key for, then open, to get a skin for a gun. Well, I spend 100$ trying to open the cases for a knife (the most prized possession in the game) which can be worth a boat load of money. Guess what, I got near... | 3 | 1 | |
1426553508 | 1426724642 | t3_2zar51 | t5_2to41 | 44 | NikeBangheart: TIFU by not eating.
A few years ago I was diagnosed with Lupus. Basically, my body is an entitled shithead who thinks it can attack its own immune system whenever it feels like. I subsequently have to take some medications to function as normally as possible and avoid muscle, joint or nerve pain. But fin... | 4 | 11 | |
1426556803 | 1426570523 | t3_2zaxto | t5_2to41 | 87 | sheep_for_sale: TIFU by downloading a sleep recorder app.
bhmhrex: Knock knock
sheep_for_sale: ....who's there??
bhmhrex: Luke
throwaway12731273: Luke who?
bhmhrex: Luke out, here comes a fart!
throwaway12731273: :-)
| 7 | 12.428571 | |
1426557185 | 1426557789 | t3_2zaymp | t5_2to41 | 4 | krustyeggroll: TIFU by trying to appease a woman
Obligatory message, this did not happen today, it actually happened at new years.
Not sure if this violates rule 3, but here goes.
So I was at a new years party with my friends and some of his friends. (I'm 15). I started to talk to one of my friends friends, who is a... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1426558805 | 1426559227 | t3_2zb1ud | t5_2to41 | 9 | RangerBang: TIFU by taking screenshots
Just happened...
Context:
I liked a girl for a while and I told her i liked her over text.
Fuck up:
Told best friend I told her and asked for screenshots. Took screenshots... And sent them to the girl I like instead of best friend. WTF RIGHT?
Honestly feel like shooting myself.... | 3 | 3 | |
1426558966 | 1426569343 | t3_2zb265 | t5_2to41 | 60 | jewisharab: TIFU by sending a girl i like to go watch 2girls1cup
miguelsgurl1824: ya great job i really loved that video.........
jewisharab: Oh gosh she found my reddit username! I'm ruined!
EDIT: x2 fuckup
miguelsgurl1824: yes i did lol
Kanuck_Kyle: just bang eachother already
jewisharab: Working on it ;)
miguelsg... | 12 | 5 | |
1426553190 | 1426585161 | t3_2zaqgt | t5_2to41 | 24 | Thebunziestbeans: TIFU by accidentally making a girl cry by trying to be funny.
I was doing a workout at my college with a few of my friends/teammates. We were doing core stuff on mats just outside the fitness center when two girls walked by. One of them said to my buddy, "Do you even lift?!" (Jokingly)
He said, "yeah,... | 4 | 6 | |
1426558985 | 1426564438 | t3_2zb27o | t5_2to41 | 6 | BloodnStardust: TIFU at the gym
TIFU at the gym whilst on the elliptical/cross trainer when this rather attractive muscular man starts on the machine next to mine...
For about five minutes I'm concentrating on not concentrating on him, but enough that my steps and arms dont sync up with his...
And then I remove my hand... | 3 | 2 | |
1426559123 | 1426565555 | t3_2zb2ib | t5_2to41 | 5 | -LaplaceMonster-: TIFU by losing a dream summer job due to an anxious lie.
Heads up: Im a reddit noob thus formatting may get sketchy, ill edit once I see mistakes. Deal wit it. Also, this has the potential to be long so the TLDR will actually be useful in this one. Mods please be nice if I broke a rule :l
Alright so,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426560252 | 1426598264 | t3_2zb4mu | t5_2to41 | 10 | FunYuns-Spice: TIFU by smashing my own tv in anger after my friends told me my Funyuns based "artisinal spice blend" was probably illegal.
I had a money-making business idea recently. The concept is very simple. Buy a bunch of Funyuns, grind them in a blender, and sell them as jars of "artisanal spice". I would have a ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426559557 | 1426782476 | t3_2zb3ds | t5_2to41 | 2,049 | JP-Ziller: TIFU by getting my nana high as fuck
My first post—let's do this reddit!
I was reminded of this story from a TIFU from a couple days ago. This happened about 7 years ago. Quick backstory: my family is very left wing and open-minded. Every summer about 10-15 of us would go to a relative’s ocean side property... | 12 | 170.75 | |
1426558790 | 1426615102 | t3_2zb1tf | t5_2to41 | 236 | ExtendoJoint: TIFU by waving at a girl I thought I knew
TIFU by waving at a girl I thought I knew. I was outside on a break from work when my friend and another girl came my way. I gave my friend a nice wave and a smile, but as I put my hand down, I realized it was not my friend, but a stranger. *Oh, this is awkward*, ... | 5 | 47.2 | |
1426559043 | 1426596528 | t3_2zb2cb | t5_2to41 | 135 | saekheart: [NSFW] TIFU by trying to reference Game of Thrones
Early on in Game of Thrones, a bandit asks Tyrion how he'd like to die, and Tyrion replies, "at age 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."
I was hanging out with my best friend and his wife, and his friend asked his wife how she'd... | 5 | 27 | |
1426562142 | 1426564223 | t3_2zb87o | t5_2to41 | 16 | tlaquepaque0: TIFU by changing my pantyhose in a high school parking lot
I know this sounds like an obvious thing to not do but let me explain. I go between schools during the day and today I got a hole in my tights in the morning and the weather has changed from cold to not so cold so I didn't need thick tights anymor... | 4 | 4 | |
1426563703 | 1426564658 | t3_2zbb4q | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By not getting to the bathroom in time
EwotAbbasmoi: Pasta dinner is the stuff of nightmares for your bowels.
[deleted]: Especially when you eat a lot of it.
| 3 | 3.666667 |
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