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1426352597 | 1426377174 | t3_2z18ew | t5_2to41 | 16 | hipo8000: TIFU by saying fuck next to a 1.5 year old girl
This actually happened to me yesterday on my plane ride from Las Vegas to New England. I was boarding the plane and it was choose your own seats...I chose a window seat, sat down, and a few minutes later an Indian woman sits down next to me holding her child. In... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1426357953 | 1426378154 | t3_2z1j55 | t5_2to41 | 15 | justanotherdudeguy: TIFU by passing a car in a roundabout
Let me start off by saying I live in Nashville Tennessee. Home of the most clueless drivers on the planet. It is not uncommon for someone to not make a right on red, to not go during the entire duration of a green light, to randomly stop on the interstate, etc. ... | 5 | 3 | |
1426358986 | 1426396035 | t3_2z1l80 | t5_2to41 | 2 | iWhaleburg: TIFU by not paying attention while lifting.
LLment: The title prepared me for the exact outcome that occurred, but I still wasn't ready. Also, up your deadlift game bro, or broette. 22kg is only 44 pounds.
'Murica
iWhaleburg: Wasn't deadlifting 20kg. Was doing uprows with it.
My deadlift game is on poin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426352908 | 1426403371 | t3_2z192i | t5_2to41 | 105 | hippodillo: TIFU by playing Pokemon on the pooper
This fuck up happened about four years ago when the Pokemon Heartgold and Soulsilver games just came out. These games came bundled with an awesome pedometer that let you store a Pokemon in it and train it by walking. It also had a few mini games...ones that made it seem... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1426358722 | 1426388379 | t3_2z1koz | t5_2to41 | 42 | P00TYTANG: TIFU by congratulating a man on his anniversary.
Most days I start work around 10:00AM. Today however, I started at 4:00AM. I can't fall asleep before midnight normally, and had to get up at 2:15 today, and this detail is the cause of my fuck up.
Fast forward to about 10:00AM, I've now been awake for 8 hou... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1426361125 | 1426362534 | t3_2z1po5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Negieren: Tifu by vomiting in a third/second world country and being involved in some ritual three times.
YodelingEinstein: Was this written by some kind of bot or something?
Negieren: I would appreciate a glimpse of sympathy p, I can't sleep and I'm dehydrated.
And I'm this big hub for mosquitoes..and flies.
Edit... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426361941 | 1426362545 | t3_2z1rba | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwawaythedayokay: TIFU by being way too much of a freak. (NSFW)
This fuckup happened literally a half an hour ago after I finished the deed and realized my wrong-doings.
So backstory, I like porn, and I'm very easily distracted. So I hop on my boyfriends computer to start on an art project I need to finish by mon... | 5 | 2 | |
1426361798 | 1426370866 | t3_2z1r1k | t5_2to41 | 28 | ellosunny: TIFU by asking for the D.
Well this happened last night at my SO's brothers wedding....
After the beautiful and, more importantly SHORT ceremony, we wait outside the lobby to mingle and drink. Everything is going good. We've been together for 5 years so I've meet all of his family before but I was still ne... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1426361579 | 1426364242 | t3_2z1qlk | t5_2to41 | 1,682 | ekimdad: TIFU by howling at the moon with my 2 year old daughter.
My daughter is two and she loves dogs, or bow-wows as she calls them. We have a book that is a counting book that has dogs in it. For number 9 there are 9 dogs that are howling at the moon. Every so often she will howl at the moon just like the dogs i... | 5 | 336.4 | |
1426362260 | 1426385094 | t3_2z1ryg | t5_2to41 | 161 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my Reddit account open on the computer leaving it exposed to my brother
Im a little fat girl with pigtails and i like to hang out in the boys lockerroom and watch them shower!
Omfg_My_Name_Wont_Fi: Well at least your brother is being honest about who he is.
FreddyFazBAM: I saw this and **burs... | 4 | 40.25 | |
1426363123 | 1426397375 | t3_2z1tnz | t5_2to41 | 9 | Cryptomagnologist: TIFU by cussing my girlfriend
fadetoblack1004: Are you 16? because this reads like you're 16.
piedol: Friend of his here. We're not American. English is our main language, but it's far from the standardized version of it, if that's what you meant.
fadetoblack1004: It has nothing to do with the lang... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1426363284 | 1426402774 | t3_2z1tza | t5_2to41 | 199 | Box_of_Dildos: TIFU by causing my date to laugh so hard she had an asthma attack
Actually within the last 24 hours, truly from today. For background, this was our 5th date. She’s super nice and pretty funny (If she see the story, she’ll know it’s about her, I'm not supposed to post it but you need to know).
I was hav... | 7 | 28.428571 | |
1426364535 | 1426418899 | t3_2z1wg5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Skippy244: TIFU by having a boner in class
So today I was staring at my crush in class, now we came from gym class and had those tight pants that can basically expose everything, now i was sitting in a desk that you could see everything. Now i was tired and horny so i just started staring at my crush for the last 10-15... | 10 | 1.7 | |
1426364768 | 1426365052 | t3_2z1wxb | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not fact checking, also I might have a price on my head.
Tifu:
It turns out the girl I have been getting serious with was in a relationship with someone else. I have a group of friends they excommunicated this girl I'm getting serious with she was dating a guy in the group at the time, a few months... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426363018 | 1426417208 | t3_2z1tge | t5_2to41 | 5 | anyusernameidontcare: TIFU by having to pee...
notajapaqueue: Go find her! You can do it OP!
anyusernameidontcare: I think I can, but I don't know how (I only know her name, fuck I wish asked her for her number)
notajapaqueue: Maybe the opera thing has a website listing the cast members! Or be even awesomer and keep g... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1426365201 | 1426365908 | t3_2z1xtd | t5_2to41 | 5 | AngryFeminist_: TIFU My brother's reddit.
PunchingOutGrandma: Tell your parents your brother raped you. This way you will be off the hook and he will be in serious trouble.
AngryFeminist_: I'm not sure that's an option.
PunchingOutGrandma: It could be. You just have to "Think outside of the box." and remember that "P... | 5 | 1 | |
1426366334 | 1426521117 | t3_2z2016 | t5_2to41 | 3 | xklevin1: TIFU by hitting the bong at 4:00am.
cornbreadfarts: That wasn't weed dude.
xklevin1: This wasn't my first time smoking this weed out the bong. I even filled the bong with water and packed the bowl myself.
cornbreadfarts: Then you're just a moron.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1426366440 | 1426381985 | t3_2z2090 | t5_2to41 | 4 | sketchlives: TIFU Accidentally picking up a ladyboy in CAMBODIA
OFatalChaos: I honestly wouldve done the same thing. To the people who wouldnt, what would ypu do hmm?
SultanofShit: Refrained from punching her in the face. She was probably smaller and weaker than OP. I wouldn't have taken the money either.
OFatalChaos... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1426367448 | 1426399304 | t3_2z22ds | t5_2to41 | 5 | GetHyyer: TIFU by letting my girlfriend give me a prostate massage
It was just another ordinary night. My girlfriend and I were fooling around. I have delayed ejaculation so my girlfriend was getting a little fed up.
We have a toy (for me) which goes over her finger and has a little extended finger to massage the pro... | 5 | 1 | |
1426365332 | 1426370774 | t3_2z1y2o | t5_2to41 | 7 | FreddyFazBAM: TIFU by trolling my cat.
Well my fuck up came today when trolling my cat because I felt like yelling.
So I walk out of my room to see my cat sleeping *Perrrfeeect!* I think.
So I sneak up to him and yell "HAAAAAAAAAW!" in his ear. All of the sudden he jumps on to my face, repeatedly clawing me all over.... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426368054 | 1426375926 | t3_2z23mg | t5_2to41 | 181 | Ahealthycat: TIFU by responding to a text (NSFW)
I had been on my phone today playin clash, reading reddit, and watching IEM when I receive a text. The number was from my area code and it looked familiar, so I opened it up to see "babe" written to me. I giggled because I haven't messed with a wrong number in a few mont... | 3 | 60.333333 | |
1426369686 | 1426376614 | t3_2z26s5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | oncekanyeinterrup-: TIFU By not realising i needed to vomit at an incubus concert
So, this one is from a while ago but still haunts my dreams so here it is.
17 year old me went to see her favourite band, incubus. Huge deal, i was over the moon about seeing my favourite band for my first proper gig. Heading to the venu... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1426370654 | 1426384017 | t3_2z28rq | t5_2to41 | 19 | ganjaxo: TIFU by suggesting we shit in a tent
So today I was sitting in a tent with around five of my friends and we were talking about like generic camp things we could do in the tent like tell scary stories etc.
I meant to say "we could all sit here and have a share circle" as a joke but my brain fucked up and I blur... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1426370817 | 1426372289 | t3_2z2933 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a shower.
10PM, I decide to go take a quick shower before heading to bed.
I wash up n' shit, get a towell, step outside and whilst I was cleaning my legs I look at my foot AND THERE'S A FUCKING HUGE WASP SITTING ON TOP OF IT.
I obviously panic, try to throw the damn thing to the ground, and it... | 4 | 2 | |
1426364886 | 1426372342 | t3_2z1x4x | t5_2to41 | 2 | CoolioDood: TIFU by shitting in the wrong room
NjJoe: couldnt u just one of the many bathrooms on the way to your room
CoolioDood: In retrospect? Yeah, I could've. But I was 7 years old, this was an emergency, and I couldn't think of anything else other than my room :D
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426371332 | 1426385637 | t3_2z2a0w | t5_2to41 | 17 | BubblefartsRock: TIFU by farting while sitting on the couch
So earlier today i was chilling a little before work, watching Ace Ventura and eating some cheese sticks from a popular pizza chain. I recently got a lot of food from them because i haven't been there in a while and was blown away with how good it tasted. Well... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1426372880 | 1426380654 | t3_2z2cyw | t5_2to41 | 30 | sarahjane1000: TIFU by having sex with "Daddy" Part 2 (Update)
FreddyFazBAM: Oh my God. I thought it would be something like this but not... THIS!
TullyCicero: ... for those of us who missed it?
FreddyFazBAM: ._. Didn't even know it was deleted. "Bill" used his daughter as...um....a replacement for her mother, because... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1426372264 | 1426378109 | t3_2z2bud | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheFreshOrange: Tifu by accidentally complementing my friends stick
So the other day I was in class and we were having a conversation about my friend Justin's car. He recently got a new transmission so the stick is a bit stiff and hard to shift. Well later in class we are talking about group quizzes and we ask our teac... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426373241 | 1426457725 | t3_2z2dm0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [TIFU] By thinking I had a computer virus.
My keyboard stopped responding this has happened in the past since I sometimes download irresponsibly. Anyways I start deleting programs try to run different scans and delete some more programs. I was at it for a couple of hours because it was difficult with a defu... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426371654 | 1426376639 | t3_2z2ao5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by rubbing peanut butter on testes
I really really fucked up.
*FLASHBACK*
Late Night fap..noticed something was a little off.
I decide how to look up how to make fapping better.
Noticed that my penis was a little off recently..check up on a random cite seeing on how to boost drive..said rubbing fuckin... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426373362 | 1426383447 | t3_2z2due | t5_2to41 | 16 | Bam_Ba_Lam: TIFU by taking a dump before the most important phone call of my life
So I'm applying to grad schools for the fall and I've been waiting for a phone interview. I knew it was scheduled for 11am but at 10:50 my stomach decided it needed to vacate its residents. So I dropped what I was doing went to the bathro... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1426376249 | 1426377753 | t3_2z2ja9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to duck tape my boobs
I love little flirty sundresses. Unfortunately, I have been endowed with breasts that don't. To wear one of these, you have to go braless. I can't do that without jiggling all over, and risking knocking myself out. Nevermind if it suddenly got a bit chilly out.
One day I... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426376774 | 1426427811 | t3_2z2k7k | t5_2to41 | 165 | watching98: TIFU By Getting Caught Cheating on my Wife
I've been cheating since July of last year. She caught me in the act today when I thought she had left the house to do some errands. She was PISSED and refused to talk to me until I swore I would never cheat like that again. So I promised I would never again use th... | 8 | 20.625 | |
1426376850 | 1426392177 | t3_2z2kc4 | t5_2to41 | 48 | Lucifer_Hirsch: TIFU by helping a 300kg lady get on her bed.
so, today I was chilling on Reddit, being generally useless and stuff. then, someone knocks at the door, 7:30 in the evening.
it was one of our neighbors, asking for help to carry something. he said he would need three more dudes to help. well, in... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1426377121 | 1426483442 | t3_2z2kt6 | t5_2to41 | 103 | SquashyDisco: TIFU by telling my SO about my former activities as a guy...
Tonight, I'm demoted to the sofa. Myself and my beautiful SO had a great night out with friends. We got home and had a few giggles before getting into an argument. The outcome of this argument is that I'm "sleazy" and "disgusting".
I have alwa... | 7 | 14.714286 | |
1426377820 | 1426386678 | t3_2z2m3i | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a police officer a pheasant.
So, today is St. Patty''s Day. Here in Chicago, the river is green, the alcohol is flowing, and pretty much every other college student I know woke up before 7 am to start the day's festivities before sending it down to the parade. A group of friends and I had par... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426380805 | 1426382948 | t3_2z2rj9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Mawwri: TIFU by using a cum towel.
This happened last night. I'm on mobile so please forgive any bad formatting.
So I'm going to start off by saying that I am a girl, and I squirt a lot when I masturbate. Usually I do it in the shower so it's not much of an issue- but yesterday afternoon there was no such shower, and... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1426378507 | 1426386371 | t3_2z2nc5 | t5_2to41 | 41 | abenz1999: TIFU when I had an encounter with a little kid...
A few hours ago, I was at the park with my boyfriend when I saw a little boy, trying to get onto the pull-up bar. His jumping and struggling was to no avail, and I, being the compassionate and child-loving 16 year old girl I am, asked the kid if he needed any... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1426379901 | 1426392699 | t3_2z2pw7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | goodnessgracious46: TIFU by doing a poo in the manager's mouth
johnorrhea23: This is so fake I don't know what else to say about it. You have a creative mind
Jeear: Agree, too good to be true. Right after the moment where he said he put the poop under his tongue, I immediately knew.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426382150 | 1426422957 | t3_2z2txz | t5_2to41 | 692 | [deleted]: TIFU by surprising my wife on our anniversary.
Well, me and my wife celebrate our anniversary at 12 o' clock midnight every anniversary. I was going to surprise her with a great gift she wanted for FOREVER. So I told her we were gonna have to celebrate at a different time because I was on business.
So I pic... | 10 | 69.2 | |
1426382757 | 1426454781 | t3_2z2uyh | t5_2to41 | 32 | Mrvancamp: TIFU by trying to get laid!
Currently happening right now. Drove 2 hours to see a girl. Spent the night with her last night, no sexy times as I didn't get there till 11pm and she had to work at 5 am. Well next day comes, no sexy times, I decide to leave. On my way home when my engine starts a clicken. And ba... | 9 | 3.555556 | |
1426381981 | 1426397922 | t3_2z2tmj | t5_2to41 | 139 | SuperPiCakeDay: TIFU by ruining a novelty account after a year of waiting.
perdix_: Nah, just 16 years. April 15, 2031
31/4/15
Puffd: That's not how dates work tho
perdix_: It should. Time goes from biggest units to smallest, hours, minutes, seconds. Dates should go years, months, days.
If you want to have fun wi... | 6 | 23.166667 | |
1426383399 | 1426404050 | t3_2z2w4d | t5_2to41 | 28 | Hi4Dayz: TIFU by eating my gf out
Well, not today, but a few months ago I achieved the impossible, at least for me, and got my first girlfriend. I was so excited and happy about this that I was willing to do anything for her, so when she asked me to go down on her I said no problem. A few days later she was complaini... | 4 | 7 | |
1426382781 | 1426386235 | t3_2z2v00 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Jizztwizzlers: TIFU by taking ANOTHER dance lesson.
You may know me from my previous TIFU, "..by attempting to dance." Consider this a bit of an update. I took more dance lessons because my friend wouldn't let me get away with "I KNOCKED OUT MY GIRLFRIEND WITH THE POWER OF DANCE." So, he chloroformed me and took me int... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426384351 | 1426384740 | t3_2z2xsm | t5_2to41 | 4 | AlgernopKriegerMDddd: TIFU by accidentally getting high during the SATs
Ok. So I'm a foreign exchange student living in america with some white family in this home stay program. After coming to america, I discovered weed and fell in love with it. When I smoke in my room I blow smoke into a bottle and throw it into a ba... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426379701 | 1426390854 | t3_2z2pju | t5_2to41 | 19 | Eatalian: TIFU by not running over two guys on a motorcycle
On January 2010 I fucked up real bad.
TL;DR I ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time, and got kidnapped, living the worst night(mare) of my life.
Some background first. I grew up in Europe, but ended up spending my teen years in a place in South Ameri... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1426385049 | 1426386473 | t3_2z2z00 | t5_2to41 | 7 | SirSmokeyDokey: TIFU by calling my teacher a dungeon master.
This was a few months ago, (shoot me). Anyways...
Every year our school holds a quiz that both teachers and pupils can partake in, but after years of completely demolishing all the other participants, my physics teacher was restricted to the quiz master, an... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426365603 | 1426388697 | t3_2z1ym1 | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching Five Nights at Freddys.
Some of you may remember me as the [guy who farted on a lady in German](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2w2w4c/tifu_by_farting_in_a_cubicle/) or the guy who [hate farted on a turkey](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2xqnii/tifu_by_hatefarting_on_a_turkey/).... | 3 | 25 | |
1426385328 | 1426435624 | t3_2z2zgt | t5_2to41 | 40 | NerdFerby: TIFU by roleplaying with my crush on Facebook
**TL;DR** Roleplayed with crush on Facebook, later turned awkward when I wouldn't answer a question because she has a boyfriend.
A bit of back story: I met this girl (we'll call her Teagan) whilst waiting outside for my friend to stop talking to one of our lectu... | 5 | 8 | |
1426387323 | 1426464684 | t3_2z32z4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | raruli: TIFU by flashing a drunk (or under the influence) driver
First off no, not nude flashing. Just my high beams. (go ahead internet) I was driving down a busy road when I noticed the guy in front of me didn't have his headlights on. I flashed my lights a few times and the guy hit breaks before realizing what I was... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426387023 | 1426441186 | t3_2z32fg | t5_2to41 | 198 | az00m: Tifu by fucking my chinese gf while my roommates gf was visiting from china
First off I should give some background. I date an international student who is attending my college. I also have a chinese roommate, we use to be very close and when I went to china with my gf we met with him and his little sweet gf of ... | 7 | 28.285714 | |
1426388149 | 1426390509 | t3_2z34f3 | t5_2to41 | -5 | pettcat: TIFU by watching a girl get beat and doing nothing about it
My family and I were driving in our car just after we went on a hike. So before we pull onto a main road, we hear a girl scream "you're a fucking liar!" Brush this off as a standard argument and continue to turn towards the main road. We then see them... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1426388981 | 1426389830 | t3_2z35uv | t5_2to41 | 34 | NintendoDestroyer89: TIFU By getting caught with my manhood in a toilet paper roll
So this happened on Wednesday I believe, but it got taken off due to rule violations. Here's the story though.
I'm not feeling like typing allot. This just happened under 10 minutes ago. I'm clearly a guy, I just hate reading these won... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1426388755 | 1426421392 | t3_2z35g2 | t5_2to41 | 67 | BreeLark: TIFU by making a snowman dildo
So it was a super nice day, the perfect weather for packing snow so I went outside and started building a snowman.
I wanted to try a new way of making a snowman, instead of the standard three big snowballs stacked on top of each other.
I pretty much stacked up snow and as the ... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1426389078 | 1426390195 | t3_2z3613 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ahashbrown: TIFU by forgetting to press the mute button.
So first I'm gonna start with saying this happened last night, also my girlfriend of 2 years is away with her family were visiting some relatives for the weekend. Anyways, so me and my girlfriend decided to facetime and talk about whatever because we had nothing ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426387510 | 1426391423 | t3_2z33b1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | begaterpillar: TIFU by cooking bacon and eggs naked.
its not as bad as it sounds but it's not fun.
I had just woken up and decided to cook breakfast. It's my house... So why should I bother putting on clothes... Right ?
Wrong...
I cooked some bacon to crispy perfection and then decided last min that I ought to have an... | 3 | 2 | |
1426389128 | 1426389903 | t3_2z363z | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sir_Mr_Bman: TIFU at the Regional 1-Act play contest
Hello reddit. Today I fucked up.
- Scene: Regional one-act play contest for High Schools.
- Time: (insert time)
- My Job: Light Techie
My school is small and we only have 49 channels on our light board (slidey-switches). The contest, however, is at a much larger ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426389811 | 1426462186 | t3_2z37at | t5_2to41 | 14 | CaseyMD: TIFU By Taking Nudes
This is not from today, but from a few years ago. It happened the year the iPhone 5 came out but I'm to lazy to look it up. I was in the gym locker room with my best friend. The way gym class worked at my school was that once the bell rang you had five minutes to change and get to class. T... | 7 | 2 | |
1426389523 | 1426390918 | t3_2z36tb | t5_2to41 | 7 | neighbordestroyer: TIFU by calling neighbor a motherfucker
Today I fucked up by calling my neighbor a motherfucker, and I frankly don't care.
Background: I have a dog, I bring dog in before it even gets dark to be nice to neighbors. I am not within city limits, but have neighbors on each side of house. When asked clos... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426390115 | 1426449858 | t3_2z37t1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | drkjew: TIFU by telling my boss to fuck off
This happened about two hours ago... but let me set the scene.
I work in a hotel in Little Italy where the lobby area is connected to an open courtyard that leads into the cafe and pizzeria. Now, i know most of the cafe and pizzeria staff and we get along pretty well. There'... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1426388808 | 1426443377 | t3_2z35jb | t5_2to41 | 579 | Pyehouse: TIFU by wiping sperm on my cat.
Surgikill117: Repost from a few months ago
Pyehouse: yours or mine ?
Surgikill117: Did you remove it or mods?
Pyehouse: mods. Very nicely suggested I repost on a weekend.
Surgikill117: But it is a Sunday?
Pyehouse: sorry, meant "weekend" fixed.
Surgikill117: Sorry but last tim... | 10 | 57.9 | |
1426388847 | 1426415000 | t3_2z35lp | t5_2to41 | 8 | S_7777: TIFU by creepily staring at my mom in the middle of the night.
This happened a couple years ago but it is none the less a big fuck up.
It was a casual night; everyone in the family was asleep. I could not fall asleep and it was already 12 AM. I then had a great idea which actually turned out to be extremely re... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426391630 | 1426414575 | t3_2z3af4 | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking my own jizz
Not intentionally mind you , but still.
So I'm a college guy, live in an apartment with a roommate. Pretty standard stuff. He doesn't go in my room, I don't go in his, big livingroom/kitchen area is free game.
I, like many college-folk, enjoy masurbating *a lot*. I, unlike many... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1426392599 | 1426393403 | t3_2z3c1h | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex the day after eating Chinese buffet
Well, you see, I love Chinese food.
My boyfriend and I went to eat Chinese food last night. It was fucking amazing let me tell you. The unfortunate thing is, Chinese food gives me the worst farts/sometimes shits ever. Literally last night we decides th... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1426392381 | 1426404601 | t3_2z3bnr | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking the hours of operations
So this just happened about an hour ago.
Friday night at uni with no plans, so, what better idea than to browse tinder! As luck would have it, I get matched with a pretty cute girl, and as neither of us are doing anything, proceeded to have a lengthy discussion in... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426381323 | 1426741607 | t3_2z2shp | t5_2to41 | 58 | Braydawg9: TIFU by accidentally pulling out my girlfriend's tampon in front of like 20 people
Actually, it wasn't today. But most TIFU's aren't actually posted the same day. Who do you know that fucks up and the first thing they do after fucking up is rush to a computer to tell hundreds of strangers about it? Anyhow...... | 9 | 6.444444 | |
1426392737 | 1426417939 | t3_2z3ca3 | t5_2to41 | 1,335 | ItsMrHydeBitches: TIFU by having a threesome and now I think I am a drug dealer
First off, this is truly a first world fuck up.
So I am recently divorced after a 20+ year marriage. I decided to explore some of the pent up fantasies I have. Where to go but Craigslist!
I see an ad from a couple that is looking for a guy... | 8 | 166.875 | |
1426392800 | 1426434753 | t3_2z3cdr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by participating in Steak and BJ Day with too much gusto.
TIFU today by reminding my husband that it's Steak and BJ Day. They've been talking about it on the radio for weeks and we kept joking that it's his special holiday so we must participate!
We went to the butcher and got some top sirloin cut nice... | 3 | 1 | |
1426395695 | 1426413218 | t3_2z3gzd | t5_2to41 | 14 | Darockwins: TIFU by stabbing myself with a pencil
Obligatory "it didn't happen today".
So, cue awkward me during freshman year of high school. Never had a girlfriend and didn't know how to talk to girls. I had the biggest crush on a girl in my geometry class that I sat next to.
One day, I was on my way to class and I... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1426403084 | 1426406690 | t3_2z3qp1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by purposely sending dick pics
Piano1987: haha, what a story marc. Anyway, how´s your sexlife?
nunchaku-: ?
Piano1987: you haven´t seen "the room" have you?
| 4 | 1 | |
1426377794 | 1426410373 | t3_2z2m1v | t5_2to41 | 11 | PipnPop: TIFU by cupcake farting my boyfriend in public.
So for some of you that don't know what a cupcake fart is.. It's when you fart into your hand then throw it at someone.
(My partner does this to me all the time.)
We were at a store looking for games yesterday when I was busting for the toilet and he wouldn't l... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426399791 | 1426421765 | t3_2z3mpb | t5_2to41 | 9 | frazzledmommy: TIFU by sharing private photos.
So this just happened about an hour ago. I got a new phone and handed down my old one to my daughter. My husband also got a new phone and his got handed down to my son. Well we set up the family sharing on the phones so we can share all the apps and such. Well on my phone ... | 3 | 3 | |
1426406445 | 1426457743 | t3_2z3u1x | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by blasting porn in my car
I am the average 16 year old male. I'm horny as hell and watch porn almost every day.
One day I was watching porn on my phone like I usually do and once I finished yankin' it, I forgot to close the tab in my safari browser. If you're an iPhone user, you know that [this](http... | 3 | 8 | |
1426406712 | 1426408279 | t3_2z3uah | t5_2to41 | 32 | rbizzle01: Tifu By being accidentally racist to my pizza delivery man
So this happened last night. It's Saturday night and I'm not going out so I figured I'd order a pizza in. I've not eaten since breakfast so I'm ravenous. I'm going through the menu adding side after side knowing in the back of my mind I'm not going t... | 4 | 8 | |
1426406520 | 1426464574 | t3_2z3u43 | t5_2to41 | 145 | Geedle: TIFU by laughing at her boobs (maybe NSFW)
So I'm new to Reddit, but I've already learned that TIFUs should be way after the fact, so here's one a couple years late. Oh and heads up, it's a bit long.
A couple of years ago I was engaged to a girl who I'll refer to as Shirt. Shirt was a person I believe we all k... | 6 | 24.166667 | |
1426408398 | 1426424625 | t3_2z3vts | t5_2to41 | 6 | tifuthrowaway2430: TIFU by peeing myself while on wingman duty.
(Standard Disclaimer, this was not today. It was when i was in college but it’s too good not to share. This is not embellished at all. I wish it were.)
I was out bar hopping one night with a friend when we ran into a very attractive girl from our ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426410427 | 1426425040 | t3_2z3xma | t5_2to41 | 16 | eternallybummed: TIFU by being blind to skin color
First things first, I'm on my phone so apologies in advance for formatting/other issues. Okay, let's do this. I work a very average corporate retail job where they feel perfectly comfortable confining me to the cashwrap for 5+ hours at a time. At the beginning of every... | 4 | 4 | |
1426412115 | 1426441408 | t3_2z3z46 | t5_2to41 | 142 | craftzman: TIFU by flirting with a guy I met at the gym.
So this happened a couple hours ago.
I met this really really sweet girl who I really connected with on the dance floor. I had to go with my friends to the other place and I wanted to bring her with me, but she was with her roommate and she couldn't leave her a... | 6 | 23.666667 | |
1426388183 | 1426555329 | t3_2z34gi | t5_2to41 | 5 | Thisladylovesyou: Tifu by driving
So today I had my first driving lesson. Let's just say my instructor almost went into cardiac arrest, I cried and we got into an argument. The end
Malamutewhisperer: Sorry it was so rough.
What did you argue about? Just curious
Thisladylovesyou: He kept saying I was turning wrong and ... | 5 | 1 | |
1426415147 | 1426417305 | t3_2z41tc | t5_2to41 | 5 | SearchBeforeYouDie: TIFU By not searching what a drag queen is.
Doriphor: Pic or it didn't happen.
SearchBeforeYouDie: * [Email](http://i.imgur.com/RGa1EHc.png)
* [What I saw pop up after a minute.] (http://i.imgur.com/2nrBoLA.jpg)
Okay I guess it wasn't that scary. But it was really unexpected because I didn't know ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426416005 | 1426444522 | t3_2z42l5 | t5_2to41 | 22 | ANT1313: TIFU ...by trying to be smart
My girlfriend asked me if I would still love her if she was fat. I said that I would love her exactly the same but since she would have a bigger surface area & mass my love, in a sense would be diluted and therefore she would feel less love. Got slapped…. Should have just sai... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1426418170 | 1426550087 | t3_2z44na | t5_2to41 | 133 | Jacksonilly: TIFU by Explosively shitting behind my letter box infront of my crush
SO this one goes back about 5 years ago.
i was just 16 years of age and like most 16 old, madly in love with the cute girl from next door.
i have lived next door to this girl for 12 years, her parents were my babysitter through out schoo... | 6 | 22.166667 | |
1426417111 | 1426418862 | t3_2z43l3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Mitis_1412: TIFU by getting my friend's heart broken by his crush
My first time submitting, but thought I might share something.
This actually happened when I was in middle school, years back. But, I just learned what I did when I was talking to my friend a week ago.
I'll call him "Carter". So a week ago me and Cart... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1426418350 | 1426460516 | t3_2z44tr | t5_2to41 | 7,268 | graciejiujitsu: TIFU by trying to flirt with ten different girls at the same time
Haven't been laid in a while, so I thought I'd facebook message all the girls I thought I might have a chance of getting with were I to put the effort in.
So I write a nice friendly message and send it to about ten or so different girls.... | 16 | 454.25 | |
1426418241 | 1426466977 | t3_2z44pw | t5_2to41 | 819 | The8lackWind: TIFU by getting a handjob [NSFW]
Well this didn't happen today but I think its still allowed. So a couple of years ago, my girlfriend at the time and myself were at a house party, the night goes on and after a few hours and drinks she says do you wanna go for a "walk", to which I reply with power walking ... | 7 | 117 | |
1426419248 | 1426436245 | t3_2z45np | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Tinder near an international border.
walkingcatfish: I call bull shit.
this is obviously an India Pakistan reference based on OPs comment history, the cities in question would only plausibly be Lahore and Amritsar (due to tribal and cultural issues) and everybody in their right minds knows t... | 9 | 9.222222 | |
1426407104 | 1426627188 | t3_2z3un4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Lulu018: TIFU by vibrating purse
blondewithambition: So I can see where that might be a little awkward but what did you do after that and was laughter involved. You probably earned lots of Respect from him at that moment.
Lulu018: I took my purse and bought him a cookie. No laughter, just awkwardness.
blondewithambi... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1426420849 | 1426421778 | t3_2z476x | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by waking up with 2000 euros worth of receipts after a night out.
Well, the fuck up was more last night really....
I was out with a friend at some going away party thing for a person I didn't know. Well, it was a pretty standard sort of intoxifactionated night. I was buying everything on my bank card a... | 3 | 1 | |
1426418662 | 1426434993 | t3_2z453p | t5_2to41 | 8 | Just-Steve: TIFU by allowing myself to be sabotaged
This is the big thing happening to me right now and it has the potential to ruin my life. I am 19 and heavily invested in my sport as a coach and a participant. One kid (gunna refer to it as the kid or it because child Welfare) who before we were good friends and I've... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1426421716 | 1426434469 | t3_2z482i | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to hold in a fart while getting frisky in the back seat ...
So like most, this FU happened about 2 years ago.
I was dating a cute girl, and things were progressing well. We had gone on a few dates, and we had kissed and made out a bit, but not much beyond that.
We went out for dinner and dri... | 3 | 2 | |
1426422809 | 1427622501 | t3_2z49a3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my boss instead of my friend.
This happened last night.
I was snapchatting my friend while browsing Reddit. I was hitting /r/random when I came across /r/intrusivethoughts.
If you haven't seen it before, it's a sub about how sometimes you can have extremely absurd thoughts even though yo... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1426424510 | 1426478097 | t3_2z4b8w | t5_2to41 | 1,516 | Bajazz_: TIFU by being caught by my maths teacher banging her host-daughter NSFW
By mandatory rules, this FU obviously did not happen today, but the night before. So YIFU, if you may. Close enough. Additionally, I always go on a bit, so grab some popcorn and sit the f*** back, this is gonna take some time. Further more... | 13 | 116.615385 | |
1426425264 | 1426434265 | t3_2z4c5y | t5_2to41 | 10 | mechantmechant: TIFU by insinuating a colleague sleeps naked
It was pajama day and a co-worker I don't know very well wore her pajamas to work and then to an after-work meeting with people from other sites, so she was the only person in pajamas. She had camouflage pajama pants and a black shirt. So you know how there... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426425824 | 1426522722 | t3_2z4cvj | t5_2to41 | 279 | Wrekt_: TIFU by watching porn at the airport.
This happened moments ago. Timestamp of 0815 local, March 15th 2015.
So I am sitting at the airport for my layover, minding my own business when I decide to pop open the ol' laptop and watch a movie while it charges.
I intended to watch the book of eli, but instead I got... | 7 | 39.857143 | |
1426426545 | 1426427600 | t3_2z4duf | t5_2to41 | 6 | Follygagger: TIFU by eating a giant bowl of spicy chicken wings and getting black-out drunk
One friday night a few years ago, my two friends and I went out on the town to get perfunctorily plastered. Before we began what would become a binge-drinking-brouhaha, we ate a giant bucket of spicy wings (and I consumed proba... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426425801 | 1426460134 | t3_2z4cu9 | t5_2to41 | 46 | temporad: TIFU by going down on a girl (NSFW)
The other day I run into a girl I used to hook up with at a bar. It had been a while since we got together but after a few drinks we got along well and we headed to her place.
After making out for a while the girl started blowing me and even let me cum on her face.
I soon... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1426427520 | 1426433936 | t3_2z4f52 | t5_2to41 | 22 | WhyDidITryThat: TIFU by masturbating while standing on my head
So I'm visiting my home country(in Asia) and was staying at my aunt's place over the last 3 days. There's a bit of a language/cultural barrier so social interactions are very minimal and they have no internet. I am bored. I am very bored. I haven't had sex ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1426426400 | 1426441836 | t3_2z4dms | t5_2to41 | 4 | kisserott: TIFU by using a bathroom in a gas station.
So this actually happened about 2 hours ago, I work graveyards driving, so when the urge to poop comes, there are only so many places that you can go. I have 2. One of them being a gas station.
Now the gas station's front door is locked at night and you have to ri... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426427266 | 1426431110 | t3_2z4erq | t5_2to41 | 5 | PickleStudios: TIFU By putting on whitening strips.
This TIFU happened last night. Failing to put on my strips during the day, I put them on at 12 at night. I then got in my bed just to relax. However, me being very tired, I fell asleep and woke up the next morning. I felt the top strip with my tongue and was like "wth... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426429552 | 1426441004 | t3_2z4i25 | t5_2to41 | 327 | AxeEffect3890: TIFU by using a condom. (NSFW)
Ok guys, this wasn't today, but in February of last year.
I met a girl online and decided to meet up after a few days of talking. We had a great date but couldn't see each other for a while because we lived an hour away. We decided to go on a second date but couldn't deci... | 8 | 40.875 |
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