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1426632464 | 1426704745 | t3_2zel2b | t5_2to41 | 5 | Colorguarder08: TIFU By spraining my knee.
Sunday I went to the gym as I have for the last week because When I started my job on the 3rd I found out it comes with a free gym membership. I didn't stretch quite as much as I normally do before getting on the treadmill. Well during my last five minutes on the treadmill I s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426625495 | 1426636122 | t3_2ze5jk | t5_2to41 | 18 | Batfern: TIFU Playing a Board Game with Girlfriend's Family
TIFU. I had Game night at the girlfriend's house and we decided to play Apples to Apples. I was the moderator and had to choose the winner of the adjective: Exciting. One of the final cards played was whipped cream, which i couldn't help but choose. After my c... | 3 | 6 | |
1426632897 | 1426683538 | t3_2zelyq | t5_2to41 | 8 | bookingArtist: TIFU by gifting my SO a vacation to a paradisiac island
Her birthday is on late january and since november I hade the urge to give her a "dream vacation", taking her to a paradisiac island and spend her birthday in a nice hotel.
So, I have a friend that has a travel agency and I asked her to please fin... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426633776 | 1426644262 | t3_2zentd | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a bunch of upskirt pictures of my English teacher.
So I'm in highschool. English 1. My teacher is super hot, well maybe not but she seems super hot to me. Today she was wearing a mid length dress. During a lecture today I was watching youtube, on my phone. I got caught and she calls me up to t... | 10 | 3.4 | |
1426634607 | 1426635706 | t3_2zepkm | t5_2to41 | 5 | itzerologic: TIFU:By wake and bake before a presentation
TIFU: Okay let's get this started, So I woke up this morning with the rare wake and bake I'm like meh we ain't doing shit today in class anyways what's the worst can happen, without realizing I totally forgot I had an presentation about I had an presentation abou... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426634965 | 1426691113 | t3_2zeqas | t5_2to41 | 54 | Iddybiddytitty: TIFU by going on a second date.
Ok, a bit of back story first...
This guy I've known for years kept asking me out and I kept saying no.
Anyway, he de-geeked himself a bit (got muscles and pretty hot).
He had everything going for him - good job, house, car and is intelligent etc.
And I was feeling lo... | 9 | 6 | |
1426634375 | 1426698647 | t3_2zep4d | t5_2to41 | 2,528 | permanentpeace: TIFU by not knowing what g-spot meant...
This happened many years ago, as a very oblivious 14 year old boy... here goes....
My mom passed away (RIP) when i was young so my dad had been dating and later met this woman who he ended up marrying. She had 3 daughters and we were 5 boys. In an effort to get ... | 8 | 316 | |
1426635299 | 1426641723 | t3_2zer1l | t5_2to41 | 1 | EpicChiguire: TIFU by being incredibly awkward and acting as a creep
So yeah, this happened some hours ago. No throwaway because of reasons. Also, be aware that my mother tongue is not English, so please forgive any mispelling from me.
So, as an almost-20-year-old old me, I'm a college student filled with my classes a... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1426635872 | 1426642358 | t3_2zes8q | t5_2to41 | 7 | An_Ender: TIFU by eating rice off a plate I just put raw defrosted chicken on to...
on a scale of one to jesus, how dead am i going to be/want to be...
I had put some chicken on a plate before throwing it into a pan to cook. I then pulled out another plate and a pot of rice and threw some rice onto what I thought was ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426635420 | 1426694816 | t3_2zerab | t5_2to41 | 5,754 | namsilat: TIFU by calling my girlfriend a gay, hijacking mech pilot.
Horrgs: Still together?
namsilat: No, we broke up a few years later, but I'm still in touch with clay.
We're *friends*, you bastards.
derek_jeter: "In touch" you say?
ToastedSoup: They meet up for kisses on occasion.
Sure-I_can_do_that: Does he touc... | 13 | 442.615385 | |
1426635905 | 1426650132 | t3_2zesbg | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheAtariKid: TIFU by playing SSB Brawl with my dad nearby.
My dad was gonna give me some extra money to get Super Smash Bros. Wii U, but after today, that's not happening.
I was training in Brawl against a random opponent set on the highest difficulty. My bedroom has no door, so my dad walked in to check up on me. He ... | 5 | 2 | |
1426635815 | 1426640881 | t3_2zes4r | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to lick my doctor
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E7LT: bonus points for actually trying to lick her nose, i mean do you ever lick someones nose? :D
Shmiddty: I have definitely licked a nose or two in my day.
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1426638237 | 1426640413 | t3_2zex0u | t5_2to41 | 5 | Gemed: TIFU by getting knocked out in a supermarket
Like many others, this was not today, but it is a good funny story, so I thought I would post it as my first post.
I was in about 4th grade at the time, so I was probably 9 or 10. I went to Shaws (a grocery store) with my mom and my sister, we were just doing normal ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426637151 | 1426732039 | t3_2zeuth | t5_2to41 | 6 | theprodigy_s: TIFU by telling the girl I love what I think about us and being overly attached
Few days ago we had a conversation about personalities with the girl I love, can't call her my girlfriend because we tend to have LDR (long distance relationship) and because she doesn't believe that things like LDR are possib... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426637150 | 1426702127 | t3_2zeutg | t5_2to41 | 13 | mrmeeahgee: TIFU Sending a wrong text
This just happened to my friend.
My friend recently broke up with his girlfriend, so he has been playing the field. He was telling me about this girl he met on Tinder, and that he was going on another date with her tomorrow. I ask him what she looks like, and he sends a pic of her... | 11 | 1.181818 | |
1426639668 | 1426873588 | t3_2zezwt | t5_2to41 | 8 | TerraPlays: TIFU by making my mom some tea
So I was working on some school work, and my mom wanted me to make her some tea. After a bit of nagging, I finally decided to make it for her. Now this is very hot tea. It has to be 208 degrees. So I heat up the water, and pour it in the brewer. So far so good. FU Number 1: I ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1426641176 | 1426643912 | t3_2zf2wz | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my soft buddy into a rough bar
Just got a chance to note this down today. I want to save the glorious detail of it all.
I traditionally make a point to meet my dad, brother and various extras for an all day session celebrating the Calcutta Cup rugby and Scotland's inevitable defeat at the han... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1426642910 | 1426644591 | t3_2zf6df | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting nudes from a girl I just met.
Falstaffe: As long as you're both legal and single, and you didn't threaten or coerce her, then her regret doesn't mean you fucked up.
Eats_Babies_Raw: I don't think she would go to the extent of contacting law or anything anyways as she is really kind of modest... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426641735 | 1426793013 | t3_2zf41t | t5_2to41 | 51 | byrninsun: TIFU and got away with it
This did happen today, about three hours ago. Warning, long story, there's a TLDR at the bottom.
I got off work around 5, and I drove to a friend's house nearby to hang out and maybe take a walk. We end up smoking some weed, which I haven't done in a while, so it didn't take much t... | 14 | 3.642857 | |
1426645473 | 1426700111 | t3_2zfb9l | t5_2to41 | 13 | MKEman: TIFU: By leaving a printed photo of the Jain flag out when my Christian friend visited!
He enters house and I greet him. He is a great guy that has a stunning wife! we have been friends for around 10 years and I don't see him much, we live an hour away. I DON'T EVER BRING UP RELIGION, we have many things in com... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1426645828 | 1426672922 | t3_2zfbyi | t5_2to41 | 231 | pornblazer: TIFU by losing my virginity with my GF and getting caught by neighborhood security
BlackCaaaaat: > Both of our parents are arguing with this security guy and it was fucking hilarious, and some of the things said were straight out of a comedy.
Do share!
pornblazer: Okay, so her father was getting super... | 9 | 25.666667 | |
1426645196 | 1426688866 | t3_2zfar6 | t5_2to41 | 257 | Rainbowintoheaven: TIFU by making a joke to a German exchange student about Hitler's autobiography
So a little backstory: currently our school has around 8 or so German exchange students staying with us, and they chill out around the dining area for most of the lunch break. So I noticed this girl alone at a table and ... | 5 | 51.4 | |
1426644533 | 1426694069 | t3_2zf9fx | t5_2to41 | 2,059 | MyNameIsKir: TIFU by watching my boyfriend leave.
This happened a few minutes ago.
My boyfriend came to visit me for the weekend. Sadly, all visits must come to an end. After a long, quiet taxi ride to the airport, we said our goodbyes. I'm about to start a 12 week program in which our communication will be nearly non... | 15 | 137.266667 | |
1426644507 | 1426658336 | t3_2zf9ee | t5_2to41 | 5 | upads: TIFU by reading TIFU/not learning English properly
Last post on TIFU.
I enjoyed reading TIFU, because laughing at the misfortune of the others is so civilized and mature, right?
I used to.
Yesterday I was reading [this guy's TIFU](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2zb8gy/tifu_by_enjoying_a_ted_talk_way_to... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426638814 | 1426740243 | t3_2zey86 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by swearing in a fundamentalist Christian school.
Apologies if this doesn't all make sense, English isn't my primary language.
So I'd been doing cyberschool earlier this year, and it sucked ass. I didn't want to go back to public school because I didn't want to fall back into doing weed again, so my gr... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1426646363 | 1426904068 | t3_2zfcz2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | King_madness1: TIFU by wiping multiple GB's of sentimental photos...
MY family take lots of sentimental photos, mostly on our phone, later to be transferred to the family PC.
As one could guess by the title, I happened to fuck this up real bad. I havent backed up my phone data in nearly a year, it was getting full. No... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1426646153 | 1426647519 | t3_2zfck3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | FistyFistFist: TIFU by having my shade not drawn
So this happened earlier today, for a change. Let me give you some back story: I smoke weed. Alright, you're caught up.
So I got home from work and did my usual thing; changed into comfy pants, had a laugh with the wife, thought about working out, and then sat on my cou... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426646220 | 1426716410 | t3_2zfcok | t5_2to41 | 339 | scamcident: TIFU Accidentally Scammed a Telemarketer
Let's rewind a week back. The phone rings and I answer "Hi, who is this?". "Hello, this is company XYZ. We're conducting a quick research on bla bla bla and your opinion would really make a difference." I, assuming it was some quick questions over the phone thought "... | 8 | 42.375 | |
1426643199 | 1426648609 | t3_2zf6wv | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by wiping my nose.
TIFU by wiping my nose while riding public transportation. I got on the bus on my way to work today and the only seat available was behind a pair of middle aged women. The seat I took was facing the windows while their seats faced the front of the bus and after I sat down I raised my ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426649143 | 1426762622 | t3_2zfi0h | t5_2to41 | 390 | triangle_tunnel_pig: TIFU by not hiding my girlfriends underwear well enough
Ill keep this short and sweet. This actually happened today. My mom was looking through my room for her headphones, and stumbled upon my girlfriends lace panties in my drawer. I got home, and she stood there with them lying on the table next t... | 7 | 55.714286 | |
1426648761 | 1426650041 | t3_2zfhcg | t5_2to41 | 4 | Taiyo_Ishikawa: TIFU by turning in my college project on time and tanking my GPA
Wall of Text, sorry about that
Second quarter in a community college, I take a class called "Mobile Game Development" as I have interest in learning how to produce apps for the android/ios market. Ten week course, hybrid class. Teacher wa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426644720 | 1426732915 | t3_2zf9sr | t5_2to41 | 9 | SmurfOnBathSalts: TIFU by being honest...
Today I seriously fucked by actually telling the truth for once. My grandfather, for whatever reason, received a gift card from a business acquaintance. With 2 bitcoins on it (almost 600USD). He didn't know how much money was on it so he asked me if I knew and this flash went a... | 10 | 0.9 | |
1426650500 | 1426651338 | t3_2zfkd7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | DCLX: TIFU by ruining a child's innocence (NSFW)
Glenfiddich_18yr: The police will be coming shortly.
Imscubbabish: Wait what happened
| 3 | 1 | |
1426650188 | 1426653827 | t3_2zfjt6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Airade: TIFU by letting my inner-Chinese take over.
A little bit of a backstory: I am a Canadian born Chinese, and I like to associate myself as a canadian more than a Chinese person.
So we all know that the majority of Chinese people are rude, arrogant, and selfish. Well let me tell you something: we ALL are. It's j... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426650120 | 1426700633 | t3_2zfjoz | t5_2to41 | 8 | STpatyjoke: TIFU by sending a message to a close friend that is a chick
So unlike many TIFUs this actually happen today. Actually it happen about 2 hours ago. So my friend that I lift in the morning with for football sends me one of those messages that is send this to 10 people or youll have bad luck and have higher ch... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426653057 | 1426724849 | t3_2zfol0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | qwertasd1234: TIFU by forgetting to turn off flash on camera
So, this fuck up, like many others, wasn't from today, but a few months ago. I was in an exchange program to Germany, and my host is gorgeous. So the one day we took the bus home, it's just a 15 min ride, we decided to stand. Hmm so i was facing her at the op... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1426652577 | 1426662290 | t3_2zfnte | t5_2to41 | 9 | Gynze: TIFU by moving to North Carolina
this happen last year around this time. I was going to ask this girl to prom. I've been talking to her for a year at the time. we had class in history and we got along fine. we will call this girl x. X was an awesome friend and also had the same interest. This was also my last y... | 3 | 3 | |
1426652038 | 1426696261 | t3_2zfmyr | t5_2to41 | 170 | [deleted]: TIFU by spanking my balls
I was having sex with my girlfriend. All was going well- we started on the bathroom counter, then moved to missionary on my bed, then she wanted to do cowgirl. She got on top, and I started spanking her. Gave her a good smack with my left hand, and another, and another. Then I reach... | 9 | 18.888889 | |
1426654125 | 1426658398 | t3_2zfq7d | t5_2to41 | 6 | breakingupthisweek: TIFU I'm breaking up with my girlfriend, and I don't know how to do it,also I'm low key dating her best friend
This is more like, "I fked up, and tifu will happen this week".
I've been supposedly dating this girl for about a month and she thinks we're already boyfriend girlfriend, just recent... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1426655013 | 1426703894 | t3_2zfrjk | t5_2to41 | 207 | elane5813: Tifu by trying something new while jerk in off.
Centrel: Look what you've done, now men all across the country will be passing out in the shower!
pedroabreu: >all across the country
possibly the world
nzMACnz: Can confirm...in New Zealand and trying
ManicsObsessive: Well?
thatrugbylad: Its been an hour... | 8 | 25.875 | |
1426654930 | 1426657273 | t3_2zfrf5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | runawaymermaid64: TIFU by confronting my "friend"
This was actually on Sunday.
I've been friends with this girl since 7th grade. In 8th grade we had a rough patch but ever since we've been fine. That is until senior year. I've had maybe 5 conversations with her since October. I decided that I should confront her about ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1426657518 | 1426661058 | t3_2zfuvr | t5_2to41 | 53 | Trillionpacks: TIFU by trying to help my fellow man.
TIFU by trying to help my fellow man.
This happened around two years ago.
It was summer break of highschool, meaning that I had switched to bat mode and my nights were days and days were nights. At 5 am, as I am playing video games, our bell rings. I checked to se... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1426659209 | 1426694231 | t3_2zfwyu | t5_2to41 | 146 | almostneverrapes: TIFU By trying to frighten my sister.
This happened a few years ago. I had just walked out of the optometrist and spotted my sister walking on the sidewalk across the road. She is pretty distinctive, with bright red hair. I thought it would be fun to sneak up on her and scare her. So, I crossed the ro... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1426660629 | 1426665265 | t3_2zfym9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Guitaranddrock: TIFU by trying to cook (actually, I didn't even make it to the cooking part)
TIFU by wanting to help cook dinner for my girlfriend. So before she got home, I needed to thaw the chicken. Once the chicken had thawed, I had a little more time before she got home, so I decided to put the chicken in the frid... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1426663316 | 1426687811 | t3_2zg1kr | t5_2to41 | 44 | MotoNomadic: TIFU some girl's day and possibly my job.
So today i fucked up pretty badly, first off a little back story. I do loss prevention for a big retail store, i have worked there for a little over a year and deal with shoplifters on a daily basis. On to the FU i get a call from one of the managers saying th... | 4 | 11 | |
1426664318 | 1426678304 | t3_2zg2lr | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by resending a friend request to my old high school teacher
I decided to look up an old teacher of mine on Facebook a while back. I was never close with her, but I did always appreciate her help to get me through my freshman year and so, I decided to send her a friend request.
My first fuck up was not... | 4 | 5 | |
1426665086 | 1426720368 | t3_2zg3cf | t5_2to41 | 253 | unemotionalandroid: TIFU by letting the guy I like scroll through my photos
TIFU
This actually happened a few months ago. I had met this guy my first year of college and he naturally assimilated into the friend group I had at the time. He's funny and good-looking and I really liked him at the time. I had used my phone ... | 7 | 36.142857 | |
1426664976 | 1426665382 | t3_2zg395 | t5_2to41 | 7 | RustyViola: TIFU by using RapChat
So there is this app called RapChat and it lets you battle rap your friends.I know pretty awesome.So me and a buddy of mine are sending free styles back and forth and he sends me a rap that demolishes me.I knew i couldn't think of anything that good so i googled some battle rap videos.... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426665524 | 1426672777 | t3_2zg3sc | t5_2to41 | 10 | ImVerySorryQUT: TIFU Throwing up fucking everywhere at university.
The day I fucked up and never went back to university.
So there I was... in university and kicking ass. Finally I'm doing really well at something for the first time in my life!
Cruising through bach. of I.T. course with no effort.
Then I discovered a... | 5 | 2 | |
1426668241 | 1426694541 | t3_2zg6a4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | sddrow: Tifu by calling myself a homosexual
So this fuck up happened a few years ago but figured I'd share. It was 2 days before christmas and I was working late at a well known mall shop in the women's shoe department. While working there it was normal to say things you usually wouldn't at another job such as those bo... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426671696 | 1426756092 | t3_2zg9ju | t5_2to41 | 391 | rjmeagher: TIFU by blowing a girl at work.
So this happened yesterday but I didn't think about posting it until now. So I work at Walmart in the garden center. My boss was getting on my ass about how the patio and ground around the building was covered in dirt and leaves, etc. My boss then told me to get the leaf blowe... | 7 | 55.857143 | |
1426672679 | 1426732424 | t3_2zgale | t5_2to41 | 376 | Up_from_below: TIFU by showing up to work early.
This fuck up occurred only an hour ago, so the smell of shame is still lingering in the air around me.
I recently got a promotion in work from a waiter to a barista and today was my first full shift as the bar man after weeks of training.
I was due to start my shift at... | 6 | 62.666667 | |
1426673950 | 1426684337 | t3_2zgc0u | t5_2to41 | 12 | Charles_Chimp: TIFU by... well, "unloading" my saliva
This little screw-up happened around 8:13 AM this morning.
Every morning of the past 2 years, I have woken up at 6:40 AM to get up, take a shower, eat breakfast, clean teeth, apply deodorant and finally begin walking down to my local bus stop just to hop onto a hug... | 3 | 4 | |
1426673646 | 1426713272 | t3_2zgbnv | t5_2to41 | 21 | Trelland: Tifu by texting my girlfriend while she was showing her mum her phone.
So this happened literally 5 minutes ago and you guys were the first people I thought to tell.
I bit of back ground information. We're both 17 and have only just started dating (only been on one date). She has seriously religious and mora... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1426676158 | 1427170207 | t3_2zgedy | t5_2to41 | 3,169 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing I was being hit on.
So this actually happened yesterday however I'm sure most of everyone's posts are.
I should add context before i start. Most of my life i have been a hermit or a recluse if you will. Mostly just sitting in my room playing video games and not really interacting with an... | 16 | 198.0625 | |
1426680036 | 1426681348 | t3_2zgiy0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | herooftimesc: TIFU by eating stew for dinner
So my fuck up happened just a few hours ago
It's a lovely Wednesday evening in Adelaide and I felt the need for some dinner before I went out for the night, so I decide "why not have some left over Irish Stew from yesterday?". I grab a nice delicious bowl of Stew out of the... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426681445 | 1426685486 | t3_2zgkv3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | jtemple507: TIFU by not paying attention to a post title
This is not entirely my FU because the post was neglected to be tagged NSFW, but still...I think you can't tag stuff NSFW on /r/FanFiction, because everywhere else the author posted it it was tagged.
This happened yesterday, but I was too busy to post it until n... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426651343 | 1426688541 | t3_2zflsj | t5_2to41 | 3 | ZZZ_YYY_ZZZ: TIFU by putting a hole in the wall
It happened about 10 minutes ago, my brother and I were fighting, or ruff housing. Like normal boys in high school. I threw my brother against the wall and made a giant hole... Also it didn't help that we made one a couple weeks ago in our brand new basement. (Just finish... | 3 | 1 | |
1426684060 | 1426704563 | t3_2zgopb | t5_2to41 | 8 | Letitall: TIFU for being me
Yesitmatches: I was going to try and defend your wife (soon to be ex wife), but I can't. Oh, not that it is my business but ED can set in during your late 20's and early 30's. If you can't even enjoy porn, talk to your doctor. If it is sex without the possibility of a child that is affectin... | 4 | 2 | |
1426686403 | 1426694996 | t3_2zgslq | t5_2to41 | 6 | gifpol: TIFU by trying to get my Mom into video games
So yeah, this didn't happen today but actually a few years ago, whatever. You guys know the drill. This has been weighing on my mind ever since it happened in 2010. It remains one of my biggest regrets, and it is something I still wince at the memory of.
In 2010, ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426687115 | 1426822012 | t3_2zgtuj | t5_2to41 | 15 | Yesitmatches: TIFU by wearing an t-shirt.
So, this happened about three hours ago. (This is my first post and no pics will not be available).
Background: I work in a male dominated, field that deals with the gov't. This morning I woke up, late for my shift, as it is a twenty minute drive to work plus five-thirty minut... | 10 | 1.5 | |
1426672189 | 1426693573 | t3_2zga2o | t5_2to41 | 24 | Munstahh: TIFU by using the term "The Great Depression" to a depressed kid and ended up suspended
So this happened a few weeks back,
I'm currently in year 10 in a fairly strict school and is that quiet friendly person of the grade, and as per usual, we're learning about the Great Depression. For some dumb reason, somet... | 6 | 4 | |
1426687752 | 1426715170 | t3_2zgv47 | t5_2to41 | 55 | catholicbro: TIFU by panicking on a first date
Went on my first date yesterday. I'm 16 and in high school and I'm a little late to the the party but oh well.
We went hiking and laid in the grass for awhile once we got somewhere nice. We were just watching the sky and she stealthily gave me a kiss on the cheek. I was ... | 8 | 6.875 | |
1426689293 | 1426694137 | t3_2zgy3e | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my mom.
So today while I was in school I remembered that I needed lunch money. So I decided to text my mom so she could get me some. Here's the FU, after sending the text I read it; "I need lynch money". God damnit.
Centrel: ...a typo? Seriously? It isn't even a funny typo.
NelagGLN: Look ... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1426686590 | 1426749072 | t3_2zgsyh | t5_2to41 | 568 | 40relllaaa: TIFU by breaking my wall accidentally
This happened a few years ago but anyway, so growing up my dad loved watching wrestling (WWF/WWE). Naturally as a kid I got into it and started watching it too all the time, every Monday and Friday. Back in the days I had this not so stable bed and everyday I was do at... | 8 | 71 | |
1426689095 | 1426766894 | t3_2zgxpm | t5_2to41 | 67 | gregclark1: TIFU - Unitentional Ra.cist.
I was on a late night flight from New York to London and was exhausted as it was a short trip and I had jet lag. The lights in the cabin were soon dimmed and so after my meal I flip up the table, recline my seat and get ready for sleep. As I'm dozing BANG the headrest of my s... | 10 | 6.7 | |
1426690285 | 1426693691 | t3_2zh01a | t5_2to41 | 6 | zapree: TIFU by eating a whole one dollar bill
I got drunk and accepted a challenge to eat a whole dollar bill last night. Let my experience be a warning, I'm currently hoping that I can pass this ball of green out and not have to go to the hospital.
TLDR: Money hurts
Centrel: Did you even get something for eating the... | 3 | 2 | |
1426689499 | 1426696352 | t3_2zgyh0 | t5_2to41 | 73 | ratherenjoysbass: TIFU By Eating Toast
This actually happened today...
So usually when I wake up I hit snooze on my phone around 5 times and get out of bed in just enough time to get everything done and get out the door in just the right amount of time to make it to work on time...maybe. Instead of just waking up earl... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1426686149 | 1426784039 | t3_2zgs6h | t5_2to41 | 14 | eggdevil156: TIFU : By not storing contacts on my phone the right way
One of my close friends, Rohan, texted in the morning while I was taking a smoke break at work saying "What's up man, what's your scene today". He being a good friend and all, I casually replied, "Its Friday man, i'll be fucking your wife." I didn't ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1426691383 | 1426755102 | t3_2zh2c4 | t5_2to41 | 44 | acmccoy: TIFU by hooking up with my ex in a seemingly empty parking lot (NSFW)
robz0996: Should have invited the officer in for a 3-way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LEFT_FRIDGE_OPEN: With a honey in the middle there's some leeway....
The area is grey.... In a 1-2-3 waaaay.
[The Golden Rule](http://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw)
robz0996: I lo... | 4 | 11 | |
1426690685 | 1426766402 | t3_2zh0tf | t5_2to41 | 62 | crazy08: TIFU by not hiding/deleting pics of my ex
'T' as in two years ago. :)
I was watching a movie on my TV with my girlfriend sitting on top of me all cuddly and stuff. From the way we were sitting you could also see my computer screen's screensaver. The screensaver is just pictures from my photo library like a sli... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1426691973 | 1426695258 | t3_2zh3on | t5_2to41 | 32 | DarkXzYph3R: TIFU: Got 2 Days of ISS from "Hacking" school computer.
Sooo for the past couple of days I was putting a VPN and a couple of games on a school computer and got caught today and ended up getting 2 days of ISS (was originally a day of OSS but had a meeting with a teacher tomorrow) and they said it took 3-4 h... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1426692734 | 1426694803 | t3_2zh59v | t5_2to41 | 27 | wefeelbythemoon: TIFU by trying to be outgoing in my school assembly
So naturally, this didn't happen today, but maybe a month ago.
At my high school we have this thing that's basically like a school olympics, where we have little games and things during assemblies to win points for the different dorms. So, we had as... | 3 | 9 | |
1426692802 | 1426786135 | t3_2zh5eq | t5_2to41 | 3,928 | mpo1986: TIFU by being blind for 4 years
So basically A long time ago I lost my glasses. I never bothered to get them replaced and I just lived with the fact that EVERYTHING was marginally out of focus. It turns out that's not such a good thing if you want to process information well. Because I couldn't see I felt stup... | 11 | 357.090909 | |
1426693633 | 1426713793 | t3_2zh75z | t5_2to41 | 1,546 | the_great_pube: TIFU by having my iPhoto library as my screen saver
My-Little-Throw-Away: I can hear that shotgun being cleaned as we speak.
RIP OP.
Gr3gard: F
M4TTSA: U
uber_pleb: C
3WeeksClean: K
m-jay: Y
pm2k: A
ThereIsNoRabbitNeo: S
Frost30: What's with the "F"'s?
blay12: Started from a cut scene in COD: Advanc... | 12 | 128.833333 | |
1426694915 | 1426713486 | t3_2zh9yv | t5_2to41 | 147 | tifu-throwme: TIFU using Google Hangouts
Long time lurker first time poster here...
Ah the joys of google hangouts (formerly gchat)! I love this app, I work in IT so I am constantly on my PC, can talk to multiple people at once, can cross chat from my PC to someone else's phone, or even to their SMS. I love it when I ... | 4 | 36.75 | |
1426695681 | 1426728123 | t3_2zhbp7 | t5_2to41 | 83 | sxeQ: TIFU by getting locked out of my friend's room in boxers
Contrary to most stories here, this one actually did happen today! I go a different college, but I'm home for spring break this week. Last night, I went to a friend's dorm to drink beer and pretend to be irish for a day. At some point, I blacked out for abo... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1426695736 | 1427169909 | t3_2zhbtu | t5_2to41 | 7 | mushruhm: TIFU by tagging a friend's Facebook pictures
Here's my obligatory "this actually occurred over this past summer, not today, blahblahblah..." Moving on.
This past summer, I went to New Mexico to work on a dig site with about thirty or so classmates to earn credit toward my archaeology degree. That is a long a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426695077 | 1426702486 | t3_2zhac6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TIFUThrowAway4: TIFU By hearing about a joke from weeks ago (midly NSFW)
So this fuck up technically happened a few weeks ago, but I just experienced the consequences of it today.
I moved to university this year, and as you do, made a bunch of new friends, one in particular, was a pretty cute girl; we talked quite a ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426693126 | 1426697189 | t3_2zh64t | t5_2to41 | 6 | CJM8515: Tifu By not waking up for work
This happened Monday.
On Mondays I have to be at work by 6am. This means I have to leave my house around 5am to be there a few mins early and punch in. No big deal, I usually wake up before my alarm clock.
The night before I set my alarm to 5am and go to bed by about 10:30pm.... | 3 | 2 | |
1426696854 | 1426967604 | t3_2zhefe | t5_2to41 | 10 | ejz2205: TIFU by turning down the first guy to ever ask me out on a date
Okay so this isn't a major fuck up, but I've been kicking myself ever since this happened, which was about 5 days ago. I went to a concert with my friends and it was all general admission so naturally we got to the theater early so we can get good... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1426683934 | 1426703714 | t3_2zgoiw | t5_2to41 | 17 | derpjake: TIFU by trying to cover my farts
theGiogi: i feel you. I had a similar experience in high school, where I farted so loudly that I actually scared a janitor.
derpjake: haha that's amazing
kinkitty773: Omg mighty and boisterous!? I Looove your grammar and way of story telling!!! I laughed on the bus oh maan,... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1426697505 | 1426698260 | t3_2zhfx2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by beardbroing in public
Obligatory "this didn't happen today."
Last fathers day my grandfather came up to visit us and we went out for lunch. At first we had this pretty cool waitress, but at some point this dude with the greatest beard I have ever seen brought something to our table. I complimented h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426698087 | 1426763718 | t3_2zhhav | t5_2to41 | 271 | [deleted]: TIFU by being "too nice".
This actually happened in the past 3 months but it kind of finished up today.
I went over a year without dating after a really bad break-up with my ex fiance. I buried myself in my work and ignored the world for a while till I could pull myself together. In December, I decided it w... | 7 | 38.714286 | |
1426699029 | 1426701492 | t3_2zhjmu | t5_2to41 | 11 | DatOneBlindSloth: TIFU By letting my friend borrow my car.
Centrel: I just want you to know this wasn't your fault whatsoever. If you had known his intentions, chances are you wouldn't have lent him the car.
There are very sick people in this world and sadly, they're sometimes the people we least expect. What's most ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426699478 | 1426701899 | t3_2zhkqj | t5_2to41 | 21 | Uncommon_Thinker: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend
So like most of these, this happened not today, but about month and a half ago.
So around a month or two ago me and my girlfriend broke up for about a week, we had been dating 3 months prior to the break up and it ended for a handful of reasons. Anyways, being a stu... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1426699901 | 1426701815 | t3_2zhlpw | t5_2to41 | 17 | wabacha: TIFU by thinking my SO's dad was in the CIA
To give a little background information, I met my SO at a park in our city. We began to talk and then we began dating. She is one of those girls who is shy when you first meet, and does not really go out. Her dad was mayor around 2004-2005ish and now he is a council ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1426665207 | 1426702746 | t3_2zg3g4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by running barefoot on asphalt
TIFU but this actually happened yesterday so YIFU by running barefoot on asphalt. I was wearing a wetsuit which didn't make things any easier but I was rushing to meet someone. Anyway, I clipped my left big toe on the ground and sliced off about 30% of the skin on the fr... | 3 | 2 | |
1426700737 | 1426701434 | t3_2zhnnx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into a stranger's empty apartment, thinking my friend was trying to seduce me ...with chocolate
BearPoker: So you fucked up by walking into an empty room where nothing happened? Exhilarating
thebarefootninja: My life is boring. What can I say?
| 3 | 2 | |
1426700839 | 1426701778 | t3_2zhnvo | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by using one friend's death to try to guilt another friend into forgiving me...
About a year ago, one of my best friends took his own life. It hit our school, and community hard, but even though I was pretty sad about the event, it didn't hit me as hard as everyone else. At the time I had the mindset th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426702899 | 1426703268 | t3_2zhsqw | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a poorly written letter in response to a call for writers.
I work as a writer, and I need more work to make ends meet. Today, I came across the ideal gig. They didn't ask for a resume. They specifically said they didn't want to see it and just asked for a letter that could include anything at... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426702552 | 1426804225 | t3_2zhrym | t5_2to41 | 16 | SoulOfABartender: TIFU by accidentally texting a girl I just started dating I may have given her an STI
TIFU. You're going to love this. A few weeks ago I met a girl, whilst I was visiting family, whilst on a night out with some friends. We hit it off and a few weeks later I travel from Cambridge to Manchester to go on... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1426696856 | 1426703802 | t3_2zhefm | t5_2to41 | 11 | black_dont_crack: TIFU by thinking an acquaintance had two arms
Obligatory this happened a couple of years ago.
So, I was young and in High School and I knew this girl in my class, let’s call her Rita, had only one arm. She would always hang sweatshirts or hoodies over her shoulder to hide the fact that she didn't hav... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426703436 | 1426715275 | t3_2zhtz4 | t5_2to41 | 228 | voixxy: TIFU by looking like a student, apparently.
DealerCamel: Is your ass Kate good?
We might've just heard the other side of that TIFU.
faraoman4: http://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif
Sharkn91: > http://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif
ditto! I feel so involved now!
backpackerjohnson: AHH, me four! Does this mean we spend to mu... | 6 | 38 | |
1426703182 | 1426731210 | t3_2zhtdl | t5_2to41 | 135 | deadrowers: TIFU by attempting to drive in a thunderstorm while being a stoned teenager
Today = probably about 6 years ago when I was in high school.
So I found this connection, a couple, who never sold anything to high school kids, well, except for me, because they trusted me before realizing I was in high school. Wa... | 3 | 45 | |
1426704783 | 1426712369 | t3_2zhx9o | t5_2to41 | 9 | wtffuxor420: TIFU by not being responsible in life
today my truck was repossessed. i am going to lose my job now and be homeless... moral of the story pay your bills on time.
Kyokudo: Surely there are charities you can get in contact with? Or relatives that'll put you up?
wtffuxor420: unfortunately its just me myself... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426705235 | 1426710542 | t3_2zhycr | t5_2to41 | 51 | I_am_short_: TIFU by being the quiet guy.
So this happened about four years ago in my sophomore year of high school..
A bit of background info. At this time I was a very shy person and closed off in general that preferred to stick to myself than to get caught up in the affairs of others. My mom would always be so over... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1426704208 | 1426782620 | t3_2zhvvr | t5_2to41 | 470 | NotReallyJustin: TIFU by asking my buddy at his wedding "Was it everything you dreamed of?"
Probably should tag this as NSFW to be safe.
Allow me to paint the picture of 2 months ago.
I met my best bud in 6th grade and we have been side by side ever since. A little back story: I live in a predominantly LDS (mormon) c... | 14 | 33.571429 | |
1426703500 | 1426707617 | t3_2zhu4m | t5_2to41 | 5 | Rich_Prince: TIFU By Trying to be Polite
So I went to the bathroom at work. Just to set the scene a little, our work bathroom is *small*. Like, one stall/cubicle and two urinals small. The bathroom was empty when I arrived.
I chose the cubicle, and had just locked the door when I heard someone else enter the bathroom... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426706753 | 1426709680 | t3_2zi1zv | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering a late-night message from a guy I vaguely know
*Note: This may not seem that dramatic to a lot of you, and I get that completely. I'm writing this kind of to process the events and just get it out of my brain. I'm hoping there won't be a need to do updates.... We will see*
So last night I... | 4 | 10.25 |
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