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1426776513 | 1427006223 | t3_2zl85i | t5_2to41 | 586 | Xit-Lit: TIFU By turning 30
Currently happening;
Standing in the rain in tourist town with no way to get home, on my birthday.
My girlfriend brought me here to celebrate, got drunk, left me stranded with no way home.
No need for details but when she got drunk, she got mad over something silly. Then, since I was drin... | 9 | 65.111111 | |
1426776552 | 1426817009 | t3_2zl88p | t5_2to41 | 71 | UnShadowbanned: TIFU by not putting my Corvette in gear.
I replaced my AC and accessory belts. I put the car in neutral and set the E-brake so I could make sure the belts were on correctly and running true. Everything was fine, so I shut the car off and went back to the garage to finish what I was doing in there. I hea... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1426776846 | 1426796611 | t3_2zl8u6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to change my car's oil.
Never changed the oil on a car before. Was feeling productive so I figured I'd go for it. As I emptied the oil from my car I was fascinated by the fact that it had turned pinkish after being used.. I even told my wife I though that was interesting/odd. Anyway, I try... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1426755148 | 1426788719 | t3_2zkfif | t5_2to41 | 82 | AbyssalisCuriositas: TIFU by mistakenly coming on to a participant in an experiment I'm conducting.
I'm not completely sure this story works in English, but I'll try to tell it anyway.
This happened last week when I was conducting the last part of the experiment that is to be my Master's thesis. The field of study is... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1426776974 | 1426778690 | t3_2zl941 | t5_2to41 | 8 | rtgynnam: TIFU by holding a bass guitar
A friend from work gave me his bass to take home for some routine maintenance. I was waiting for the elevator and holding the bass when a co-worker walks by and says "hey, bass? I always thought you played **guitar**" and kept walking. It felt like he had just said "hey, that's w... | 4 | 2 | |
1426776988 | 1426781280 | t3_2zl94r | t5_2to41 | 16 | SquareplanetGod: TIFU by trying to make a joke.
So this happened around two days ago and it really ruined some reputations.
I was in my art class and we were making jokes about where we were from. So this his panic person says, "I'm from Columbia.... Missouri" it's not that funny but we're in high school and were bor... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1426777565 | 1426784666 | t3_2zlach | t5_2to41 | 6 | DrMonsi: TIFU by doing a faceplant onto my bed.
So, as always, this one happened a few years ago. I came up with the idea to post this as i read [this comment](http://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2zkt9c/stupid_people_of_reddit_what_is_the_stupidest/cpjtme0) in another thread, so here i go.
It is not a major F-U... | 3 | 2 | |
1426777817 | 1426785027 | t3_2zlav0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Mdntman: TIFU by unknowingly sending an auto-correct email at work.
As most TIFU's, this did not happen today, but rather the FU was noticed late last night. Part of my job is to provide support for a new program at our company. Our servers had experienced issues and had to be restarted. Once they were verified that th... | 3 | 4 | |
1426778944 | 1426779690 | t3_2zld6e | t5_2to41 | 46 | stillbourne: TIFU by huffing my own fart
I don't know what I ate, but this morning at work I farted and it smelled kinda like beef jerky. I thought it was an odd smell for a fart. What I didn't realize is that it was also rather potent and my cubicle mate realized exactly whodunit. While I had my back turned toward him... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1426779951 | 1426846795 | t3_2zlfc0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | a_casserole: TIFU By failing my driving test & then dropping my phone down the drain as I get out the car
So I failed with two serious faults and one minor, driving instructor drives me home. As I get out the car I drop phone and it falls down the drain, spent the next two hours retrieving it with various neighbors... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426778984 | 1426872629 | t3_2zld9f | t5_2to41 | 444 | fart2125: TIFU by crossing the street with my crush
I was going to the store with my crush. We were crossing the street and she was helping me across. After we reached the other side, she laughed and said "Haha, I'm like your mother."
Tl;dr My crush son zoned me.
Woodland_wanderer: Why...why did you need help crossing... | 9 | 49.333333 | |
1426780439 | 1426792743 | t3_2zlgd5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my ex broadcasting on an adult cam site.
amahesh: Did the conversation "go further"?
dday529: Not really, man, it was just a classic dday529 fuck up...she was already naked and doing weird shit to her pussy. So it couldn't go much further.
| 3 | 1 | |
1426780913 | 1426797961 | t3_2zlhec | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunk texting my landlord
Because I suck at storytelling.
I got drunk on st. Patrick's day and started chatting up everyone in my contacts list. Including my landlord, who I praised for being such a good landlord (He's terrible), and told him that not only would I be willing to pay more in rent eac... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1426779243 | 1426792950 | t3_2zldsy | t5_2to41 | 4 | Balmunder: TIFU by flinching.
This happened literally five minutes ago and I'm procrastinating on a paper. A minor fuck up, but procrastination.
After putting off said paper more I decided to reheat some pizza for lunch (Domino's pepperoni and bacon, delicious). Set my slices on the paper towel, and heated for 45 sec... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426782472 | 1426805876 | t3_2zlkqg | t5_2to41 | 689 | mikebrown_pelican: TIFU by pretending to be a book publisher
Let me start off by saying that this started off in August 2014. I have a friend who was writing a fiction-novel, and it was the summer and I had nothing to do, So I decided to mess with him. I got this handy little app off the Play-Store that allowed me to g... | 9 | 76.555556 | |
1426782731 | 1426789932 | t3_2zll98 | t5_2to41 | 8 | theredditasker: TIFU by thinking I was walking alone.
This happened five minutes ago. I was walking back from school, thinking no one was alone I produced the biggest burp going, plus aa cheeky fart. Next thing I know a hot girl goes past from school, with a look of disgust. Ahh well, nothing I can do now.
downvotemeu... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426782444 | 1427133502 | t3_2zlkod | t5_2to41 | 12 | ryann130: TIFU by tomorrowing my life away
TIFU by deciding to cancel quitting my il do it tomorrow addiction by tomorrowing it
IM TOMOROWING MY LIFE AWAY
downvotemeufags: What in the fuck are you talking about?
ryann130: well, let me get started I'm a chronic lazy bastard from down under that allways puts off project... | 6 | 2 | |
1426780054 | 1426792375 | t3_2zlfl0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving right past my daughters bus stop.
This week my husband's company closed it's doors so naturally I have been a little distracted. I meet my daughters bus in the morning while I am on my way to work. I was thinking of places my husband could apply to and obvious other things when your other ha... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426783338 | 1426980866 | t3_2zlmkx | t5_2to41 | 309 | SomeDanGuy: TIFU by eating my own lunch
Hunted around the office fridge until I found my lunch: white grocery bag containing a Lime La Croix, turkey sandwich, and grapes. I began drinking and eating while dicking around online. After few bites, something tasted....off, so I looked down to discover a 1.5cm ball of fun... | 12 | 25.75 | |
1426784264 | 1426819669 | t3_2zlomj | t5_2to41 | 20 | Neb12rLoLMTG: TIFU by spoiling the end of How I Met Your Mother for my friend.
*Spoliers ahead*
This literally just happened.
So, I was in the hallway walking my next class when 2 of my friends walked up behind me and started talking about one of my favorite shows, HIMYM. I joined in (and thinking they had both finis... | 5 | 4 | |
1426780982 | 1426865876 | t3_2zlhke | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU; 5 months to go.
Immigrating to Canada is difficult.
I wish I was better informed from the start, but I'm at a point where with 5 months left on my current work permit, I might not be able to file for residency in time.
Here's my story.
I'm from a country where crime and corruption is close to the n... | 4 | 4 | |
1426785103 | 1426800599 | t3_2zlqif | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by stalking myself in 8th grade
Obligatory "this wasn't today but many moons ago".
It was the winter of 2002 in New Jersey. My middle school campaign was not going well, being a nerdy black kid with very little athletic ability in a white-bread town. My status with school admins wasn't much better--I h... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1426785670 | 1426791839 | t3_2zlrrv | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by submitting a secret on an anonymous app
So I downloaded this app called "Secret - Be Yourself" from the Android app store about a week ago.
This app has this option of sharing a post anonymously to people nearby your GPS location. Maybe within 40-50 kms.
So after a week of lurking I decided to post ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1426785407 | 1426788794 | t3_2zlr6v | t5_2to41 | 3 | SolarosPrime: TIFU and lost the love of my life over a stupid decision we made
This all happened yesterday, and I've been contemplating when I should post this. I made a reddit account specifically because this happened. If I screw up something please tell me so I can fix it fast. First, let me explain a little bit abo... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426787564 | 1426885411 | t3_2zlvzc | t5_2to41 | 185 | [deleted]: TIFU by not closing the door all the way.
So I'm suppose to be looking after my sisters Dachshund puppy until Friday. Anyway, Last night I was trying to sleep and it wouldn't shut the fuck up with it's whining etc. I scooped it off the floor and patted it so it would cheer up. It fell asleep, as did I. I wok... | 7 | 26.428571 | |
1426787192 | 1426790013 | t3_2zlv4q | t5_2to41 | 3 | wazalooo: TIFU by being suspicious of my dish washer.
So this actually happened two nights ago. I manage a medium-sized restaurant and by the end of the night its typically just me and the dish washer left in the building.
Most of our dish washers are pretty good, but this one is a bit of a train wreck. We'll ca... | 3 | 1 | |
1426787881 | 1426809347 | t3_2zlwos | t5_2to41 | 13,158 | the_only_harris: TIFU in court.
So this morning I was in court disputing a traffic ticket when I called the judge "your majesty"...
OneTreeAtaTime: "Yes, your magesty"
*2 minute pause*
"All charges dropped"
Vizod: THE EUPHORIA OF SUCCESS WILL FUEL YOUR DESIRE TO CONTINUE TRAINING
Scarecrow1779: are you a bot that ... | 15 | 877.2 | |
1426786950 | 1426794374 | t3_2zlulh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by mocking a special ed child
Well as the title says, most of you will roll your eyes and hate me, which I deserve. Anyways, A couple of days ago, I saw a special ed kid run into a trash can, and then he flicked it off.
I thought it was pretty funny. Now I have never been mean or made fun of anyone wi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426788103 | 1426788941 | t3_2zlx76 | t5_2to41 | 13 | LoreleiFrost: TIFU by locking my keys in my car while it is running.
Went to grab some fast food for lunch since there wasn't much anything at the house to bring. Got to McD's and there were no spots near the doors, so I parked around the corner where the employees usually park. Hop out of car so I can get it to go and... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426788518 | 1426789535 | t3_2zly65 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU for getting lost in a college
I'm at Rice university for a campus tour. After the tour I left to find a classroom and somehow I don't know where I am or even if I'm still at campus cause I walked into some old peoples place and noped out of there. I'm super lost.
TheLichDrankMySoda: but do they have ric... | 3 | 3 | |
1426788797 | 1426857435 | t3_2zlyrn | t5_2to41 | 14 | A_MEXICAN_MAN: TIFU by telling a deaf lady that she must be deaf.
This happened a while back, but fuck it.
I was at the farmers market in Halifax, and across the street is a nice brewery so we went in to fill our growlers. Its always nice to chat with the friendly folks hanging around the market area, and on this day... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1426788752 | 1426834916 | t3_2zlyok | t5_2to41 | 55 | riftshioku: TIFU by being nice to a lonely girl
This happened several weeks ago not today. I am an active member and "officer" as we call it of my schools Asian Culture Club. My general job is to take notes but most of the time I don't because I have a great memory. This one girl joined our club not to long ago, and li... | 7 | 7.857143 | |
1426789955 | 1427006476 | t3_2zm1b5 | t5_2to41 | 209 | 20MuttsFor20Bucks: TIFU by being observant on a friend's porch
So winter has seemingly been coming to an end where I live and yesterday was probably the nicest day of the year so far. It was one of my friend's birthdays so we gathered at his house and cracked a few beers. All was going well so we decided to move the ... | 15 | 13.933333 | |
1426790144 | 1426868766 | t3_2zm1qx | t5_2to41 | 155 | phazedoubt: TIFU by grabbing a white girl
So i was walking out of a restaurant with a covered outside seating area. The outside portion of the restaurant had a 3 foot wall surrounding the patio area. Anyway, i saw a group of about 12 people sitting around a large table enjoying their meal. These were your typical sto... | 10 | 15.5 | |
1426783548 | 1427937779 | t3_2zln0y | t5_2to41 | 3 | ThroatyChuckle: TIFU by hacking the mainframe
This was not today, but years ago. [This post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2zjyjp/tifu_by_becoming_the_most_feared_hacker_in_my/) made me think of it.
So a kid in my 7th grade class, let's call him *Rick*, started a computer club and I joined it. A bunch of other... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1426790605 | 1426791316 | t3_2zm2q0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS: TIFU by cracking my iPad screen, by dropping it on a couch
I dropped it on a couch and it cracked. Fuck me in the ass with a cactus and call it butter.
mwalte4: Woah, seriously? I saw my three year old jump on our iPad2 shortly after her 5 year old sister tossed it across the house to her. We have... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426790760 | 1426807961 | t3_2zm32e | t5_2to41 | 28 | newston: TIFU with a Real-Life "Dude Where's My Car?"
This is from High School days, when I was a total stoner. Actually it was from well before Aston Kucher was born, so technically this is Art Imitating Life and not the other way around.
I went to a party one night and got high for the second time in my life. Bei... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1426783560 | 1426841257 | t3_2zln1r | t5_2to41 | 5 | crptc: TIFU by not understanding what is socially acceptable
(Obligatory) did not happen today but in fact about 7 years ago.
So this FU happened when I was at the tender age of 10. I should note that at this age I was rather socially clueless, particularly in regards to what should and should not be said. At this tim... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426790867 | 1426802219 | t3_2zm3c6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | underhands: TIFU by not washing my hands
AnotherJew69Gas: She didn't notice the mud all over your body?
underhands: She did at first but I ran upstairs and like switched shirts. I did not think about the hands somehow though.
AnotherJew69Gas: Ah.
| 4 | 5.25 | |
1426788515 | 1426809547 | t3_2zly5r | t5_2to41 | 71 | smalltoes: TIFU by telling a customer how my day was going
I work at a coffee shop and have known this particular regular for ~2 years, since I started working there. Since then we have exchanged some funny banter about how our day is going, always shooting the other pretty straight on how we actually feel instead of s... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1426792523 | 1426817164 | t3_2zm71o | t5_2to41 | 9 | JoshPecksLegs: TIFU by calling my mom something I did not want to, in front of my whole family.
Heres a bit of a back story. I am currently twenty, but at the time of my incident I was about thirteen or fourteen years old. I had just seen the movie Dickie Roberts, starring David Spade. In the movie, he mixes up the fir... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1426793954 | 1426855248 | t3_2zmaas | t5_2to41 | 20 | TG714_420_NOSCOPE: Tifu by telling my best friend I love him.
I only have one friend (by choice ) he is very sweet and nice all the time. He knows im bi curious and hasn't made a big deal about it. The other day I told him I love him and really enjoy his company and he is special to me. He took it the wrong way and thi... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1426794873 | 1426797594 | t3_2zmc83 | t5_2to41 | 6 | lolimdivine: TIFU by spinning
So naturally in the TIFU section this happened about 7 years ago(I'm 15 now)
So I'm a person who is VERY easily entertained, and one day I decided to act like a guy I saw in a movie who was spinning a girl around, so I grabbed my belt(great substitute for a girl, right?)and headed into th... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426795720 | 1426807591 | t3_2zme1y | t5_2to41 | 86 | Krazedmigit: TIFU by having to pee during court
I had truancy court today at 8 am. Being the stupid teenager I am I decided it was a great idea to stay up all night. My friend had told me that they drug test you while you're there and I freak out because what if I can't pee on demand?? So I down a few mtn dews a few ho... | 3 | 28.666667 | |
1426797654 | 1427822635 | t3_2zmiei | t5_2to41 | 13 | _taylorplourde: TIFU my virtual interview by clicking "Start Interview" instead of "Practice Questions"
TIFU by acting like a fool on my virtual interview, unintentionally. Let's start with my current situation before we get to my story...
My husband and I just moved to California a little over a month ago because he ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1426793951 | 1426808161 | t3_2zmaaf | t5_2to41 | 9 | WorstThrowawayEvuh: TIFU by not graduating from Uni
So I was finshing up Uni a few years ago, and luckily I had found a job. I packed up my stuff filed my paperwork and off I went into the world. Never thought about it again. Fast forward to now, I got laid off because of the slow down in oil. No worries, right? I ... | 3 | 3 | |
1426798503 | 1426845897 | t3_2zmkdu | t5_2to41 | 136 | imnotmadthrowaway: TIFU because I have resting bitch face.
Today in first period, my history teacher didn't show up because she is 8 months pregnant and was taking her maternity leave so we had a substitute teacher.
The teacher goes on introducing herself to the class, and like usual I just sit there and listen like... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1426798604 | 1427128564 | t3_2zmkln | t5_2to41 | 5 | thoraawayacc34234: TIFU by letting dogs out
every morning i let dog out (fenced in yard) and it turns out the gate was not shut all the way, so they go off into neighborhood.
I run after chasing them and they run under neighbors house. Wait for about 15 min then they run out and the neighbor shot them both with his r... | 5 | 1 | |
1426798997 | 1426862216 | t3_2zmlgh | t5_2to41 | 10 | allpeanurts: TIFU when shrugging
Happened earlier today.
I was talking with one of my co-workers of whom I usually joke around with. She asked me a question as to which I didn’t know the answer. So... when I shrug, I lift my hands along with my shoulders. Like this: ¯\\__(ツ)__/¯
Welp. I didn’t know another one of my ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426798932 | 1426801819 | t3_2zmlau | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting catfished..it's happening right now
It's happening right now...Long story short unless this blows up...I got catfished..I Met a girl online 2 years ago...and I told her i wanted to stay with Her for a week for south by southwest here in Austin texas...she fooled me completely with her picture... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1426799337 | 1426803262 | t3_2zmm6w | t5_2to41 | 8 | MistaKenny: TIFU by having fun in school.
Me and some friends of mine were creating .bat files and .vbs files in the school computers. While we were doing those, we had the idea to DDoS the school servers (stupid idea).
So, a few moments later, while we were in class, we DDoS the school servers.
No one, had any idea wh... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426800293 | 1426800955 | t3_2zmod2 | t5_2to41 | 26 | knotadoc: TIFU by driving 20 hours to the wrong city...
A few years ago my parents relocated to the USA from Canada, more specifically they moved down to Winchester, Virginia.
Now, I had already been down to visit them once in the past. They had me bring their cats down after they settled into their new home (I'm all... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1426800828 | 1426817641 | t3_2zmpjy | t5_2to41 | 8 | Crazykillerguy: TIFU by helping my dad.
This happened yesterday, for *obvious* reasons you will learn why I am just now posting this.
**Back story** I live on 35 acres of land in ***Redneck, USA***. Well, I've let my **Father** move into a small camper on the backside of the land. He had extension cords running from ... | 4 | 2 | |
1426800577 | 1426969546 | t3_2zmoyw | t5_2to41 | 117 | Tennisbabe16: TIFU by asking kid with syndactyly to count on fingers, then it got worse.
Of course, this happened at the beginning of the school year. I'm a substitute teacher. I was in a new kindergarten class, I rarely (now never) work at this school so I didn't know the students well.
We were doing math and I a... | 6 | 19.5 | |
1426801308 | 1426999510 | t3_2zmqlg | t5_2to41 | 1,784 | pwnyoudedinface: TIFU by smoking before class
So a few hours ago I smoked some weed before class, it's the last day before finals next week so I'm not too worried about it. I overdid it for the situation I was going into (I don't regularly smoke before class).
So, I go and as soon as I sit down and take out my notebo... | 12 | 148.666667 | |
1426799462 | 1426957126 | t3_2zmmgf | t5_2to41 | 505 | eonblue77: TIFU getting in a hot tub.
A couple weeks ago I setup a romantic getaway for me and my gf. I rented this really nice cabin out in the wilderness for a couple nights.
The first night we decide to go sit in the hot tub, smoke a lot of pot, and watch the stars. It was amazing. We live in the city so seeing a c... | 5 | 101 | |
1426801884 | 1426806312 | t3_2zmrvr | t5_2to41 | 18 | LOTPwolfie: TIFU by saying 'Hi' to my ex
This happened about an hour ago so i thought it would be a good first post.
So i got home from work and was browsing the net when i got a message on whats-app from lets call her Katrina saying 'Hi?'. Bare in mind that we had met last weekend to try and be friends which went hor... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1426800802 | 1426809173 | t3_2zmphn | t5_2to41 | 19 | Le90sKid420: TIFU by telling my dad about my favourite podcast.
This actually happened yesterday but nevermind.
My parents are both very religous, I am not so Religous, trust me that's important to the story.
I was sat in the car with my dad and we were listening to a political podcast which was mainly just three pe... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1426801827 | 1426842437 | t3_2zmrri | t5_2to41 | 24 | Banana_Salsa: TIFU by taking my girlfriend to my dad's house.
As I was typing this I realized there is a lot of background story, so please bare with me. TL;DR at the bottom.
My girlfriend and I have been dating for 6 months. Everything's been great, she's met both my parents and I've met hers. However my Dad lives 30... | 3 | 8 | |
1426802091 | 1426802505 | t3_2zmsam | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by being banned on TIFU.
Malos_Kain: What would be the point of this sub if people just made up shit?
MisterSpookySkeleton: Like, half, no almost *all* TIFU content is made up shit.
"i fucked a girl twice! then her dad found out." Hmm... likely, but BS.
"I got a degree in ______ but then i was pun... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426802233 | 1426878549 | t3_2zmsln | t5_2to41 | 51 | AwesomeScreenName: TIFU By calling a police officer "sir."
[This TIFU post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2zlwos/tifu_in_court/) reminded me of the time I fucked up. This was a long time ago -- the mid-90s.
So it's a summer night -- probably a little after midnight -- and I'm driving home from my girlfriend's... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1426796952 | 1426804612 | t3_2zmgu4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a kid shrooms and turning him into a fundamentalist christian
This was actually about a year and a half ago. I went to Penn State to visit my buddy and I brought some shrooms with me. It was me, my friend, and his roommate Jim. Now we at this point are your typical agnostic couldn't care less ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1426802137 | 1426802648 | t3_2zmse1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Mackesmilian: TIFU by forwarding an E-mail to my teacher
So my friend and I have to do a presentation in French. Nothing special.
We split the topics up, he sent me his part and I send it all to my teacher because she wanted to check it before the actual presentation.
But because my friend is an idiot who thinks he... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426801718 | 1426803962 | t3_2zmrhf | t5_2to41 | 3 | quadriphasic: TIFU by getting wasted at school, burning the bathroom by accident, getting caught entering the bathroom and getting expelled.
This happened 3 weeks ago at my school. Before this I was a good kid at a rich private school in twelfth grade, now I'm in some school for delinquents where most kids are in here ... | 3 | 1 | |
1426799589 | 1426804201 | t3_2zmmqu | t5_2to41 | 5 | lolFly: TIFU in 45 minutes
So a few days ago I visited my local betting place.
23 pairs set, 22 correct, and I win $2.4k if Ajax wins. If they don't, I might as well stick a barber pole up my ass and sing I'm a little teacup.
taliesynD: 5 minutes of extra time remain... you might need some lube ;-)
lolFly: Fucking won... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426803391 | 1426880327 | t3_2zmv5v | t5_2to41 | 7 | shart_warrior: TIFU by hanging with the cable guy
Not from today but a few years ago, I was hanging out with some of my buddies, smoking and listening to music. We were waiting on the cable guy to come. He shows up and walks in and instantly smelled the weed. It was mid afternoon when he got there. We started drinking ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426794310 | 1427066166 | t3_2zmb1u | t5_2to41 | 6 | WinterVein: TIFU by getting too involved in gym class
so today(yep, it happened today for once) I had gym class. We were playing volley ball and I got pretty involved, huge mistake. I went to go and hit the ball as it landed in my portion of the court, bad idea. The ball hit my ring finger so hard and bended it backwar... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1426800354 | 1426831480 | t3_2zmohs | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling the wife I want to shave the beard.
About a hour ago....
It's worth noting that I have put on about 30 pounds in the last few years.
I send the wife a text message "My beard says Hi and love you." attached is a selfie.
I was looking at the picture and well, like I noted 30 pounds heavier. ... | 3 | 1 | |
1426805452 | 1426808991 | t3_2zmzkd | t5_2to41 | 16 | JaiTee86: TIFU by calling my gay uncles the filthiest humans I have ever seen!
So this fuck up actually happened about 15 years ago when I was 13-14 years old we had a family BBQ at my pops house complete with most of my uncles and aunties and cousins.
As the night went on a bunch of us kids decided to play hide and s... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1426806368 | 1426859419 | t3_2zn1fz | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThePlatSlayer: TIFU by trusting someone who wanted to kill me 3 hours earlier
this happened about 2 weeks ago but that doesnt matter hopefully. So one of my friends lets call him N broke up with his girlfriend and we will call her A. N is a giant asshole to her and has always been, but she loved him. A couple days a... | 10 | 0.6 | |
1426807115 | 1426881337 | t3_2zn2xe | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a hot teacher
There's a new smokin hot chick who teaches at school and of course she walks by me when I say she's 10/10 would viciously powerfuck (insert name)'s whore ass. The real question now... assert dominance and prove alpha status or forget and hope she does too so I don't get that cree... | 5 | 1 | |
1426804347 | 1426829950 | t3_2zmx5a | t5_2to41 | 30 | tifuthrowaway6: TIFU by sending a girl flowers
Well I now feel like a massive desperate creep.
Went on a date with a girl a couple weeks ago. Felt something I hadn't felt for a while, but my phone decided to die on me the next day causing me to lose her number. I know how girls are re not wanting to do the messaging/... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1426807613 | 1426808790 | t3_2zn3zn | t5_2to41 | 7 | msinbullshit: TIFU by running windows update without a recovery disk to go. (Maybe NSFW language?)
I am a grad student in Computer Science (Yes, I'm broke. No I don't have a life.) As you guessed, I have got a lot of crap I need on my laptop.
I have a Lenovo y510p Ideapad laptop running windows 8.1 OEM. I ran windows ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1426808323 | 1427304786 | t3_2zn5fk | t5_2to41 | 12 | GandalfBlue12: TIFU by being insensitive to my teacher
Just some background:
I found out about TIFU on the first page just 3 days ago, so I decided to share my own... This was roughly 11 months ago.
So I was in my Social Studies class, and my teacher was supposed to be out on a funeral, for her aunt. She had reminded... | 4 | 3 | |
1426808574 | 1426859544 | t3_2zn5xr | t5_2to41 | 1,390 | depressingthrowawayy: TIFU by trusting my best friend with my girlfriend.
Buckle down reddit, you're about to hear the emotional roller coaster of my last few days. I warn you now, its a lot of me sounding like a little baby bitch, mixed with anger and confusion.
So I started dating the love of my life, Lizzy about 3 ... | 9 | 154.444444 | |
1426803266 | 1426814419 | t3_2zmuvw | t5_2to41 | 10 | Mannimark: TIFU by talking to a blind man
So this happened a few hours ago.
I work in a major retail store in the UK where one of our duties as store assistants is to guide blind people around the store and do their shopping with them. So I'm just chilling on the shopfloor and I get asked to guide a young man around, ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426809183 | 1426838823 | t3_2zn74h | t5_2to41 | 56 | BallinBrown23: TIFU by trying to be a hero
It legitimately happened today:
I was at my local Walmart today when I saw this real creepy dude. He looked cracked out, big beard, and was constantly licking his lips, he was kind of staring at these two girls and following them around. I caught up to them and the one girl w... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1426810276 | 1426811592 | t3_2zn9de | t5_2to41 | 1 | notmike_: TIFU Koyaanisqatsi Oblivion
Today I Fucked Up. Fucked up? I helped make this.
https://vimeo.com/122697895
_Decimation: What the actual fuck is that video?
notmike_: lol... idk. We just thought it went well together. :/
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426807059 | 1426811128 | t3_2zn2t9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | wobr-J: TIFU by trying to cheer on an old guy
I was walking home from school, and I see an old guy riding his bike up the hill. I see him most days so I thought I should give him some encouragement, why not
I yell "Stay strong, Believe in yourself!" over to him from across the road (not sure why I said that in parti... | 3 | 4 | |
1426810794 | 1426811187 | t3_2znaek | t5_2to41 | 21 | MonkeyNews0: TIFU: Passed out and covered myself in urine
I had a blood test this morning, first one in forever. Woke up late for the appointment, ran to the doctors (expecting to be sat there for an hour anyway) and got seen straight away...the nurse was about 80. It didn't bother me, sat down and prepared for the vam... | 3 | 7 | |
1426811938 | 1426815831 | t3_2zncno | t5_2to41 | 14 | Thedirtyone522: TIFU by using Head & Shoulders...
...instead of bodywash. Didn't realize my fuck up until I started washing my bung hole.
Kids- don't put Head & Shoulders on your starfish
CaptMcAllister: I prefer "leather Cheerio".
stedudley: Rusty balloon knot.
FreeHatMcCullough: Rusty sheriffs badge.
| 4 | 3.5 | |
1426811391 | 1426815751 | t3_2znbl7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | oh_crap_oh_crap: TIFU by playing a WW2 Audiobook on the way to a swim meet.
There was a German exhange student in the car, and I didn't put 2 and 2 together.
Glockman22: not a big deal there is a very big difference between German's and German Nazis
oh_crap_oh_crap: I know, but the generally you don't bring up the na... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426811205 | 1426828347 | t3_2znb8t | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by firing my AK47 in my living room.
This happened about 1 month ago. I had just received a red dot site in the mail and mounted it up on my Yugo M70 variant AK47's dust shield rail. I keep all my guns locked in a safe with a loaded magazine, but never chambered, or so I thought...
I finished mountin... | 10 | 0.8 | |
1426812141 | 1426813370 | t3_2znd1c | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming universities can do anything (follow up)
Hell_spawn666: So, is it sorted now?
wellthrowmedown: You're funny... No, no it's not.
Hell_spawn666: If you found out the person in charge of your programs acceptance is on vacation, then didn't someone else at the uni help you out with your questi... | 11 | 1 | |
1426814373 | 1426859552 | t3_2znhf5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | landreb1: TIFU by opening a can of disappointment
Today I went to the World Market to see what exotic foods and drinks I could buy, usually spending about $20-$30 just on food alone-- everytime. So I thought it would be cool to try something new-- like always. As im walking, I walk by a shelf full of coconut water and ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426814852 | 1426819674 | t3_2znib5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | YzMENTALzY: TIFU real bad at work
OK long story short i got a job as a telesales guy selling broadband and telephone to potential customers via cold calling i personally hated the job with the amount of pressure etc ...
Bearing in mind we had to get sort codes and account numbers of the customers on the phone to actu... | 13 | 0.923077 | |
1426815843 | 1426816383 | t3_2znk6c | t5_2to41 | 9 | jakeismellow: TIFU by trying to pullover safely
So this happened last year but it's still ongoing.
One morning I was running late for university and I knew if I missed any green lights on the road I would miss my train. So I'm coming to an intersection and see that it goes amber and immediately speed up in order to ma... | 3 | 3 | |
1426814903 | 1426900852 | t3_2zniej | t5_2to41 | 85 | HFChief: TIFU Leaving my MacBook in class
So I've had my MacBook for a few months now, but just this week I found out you can set your photo library as your screensaver. My iPhone usually syncs up with my Mac often and has most of my current pictures. My recent pictures include some nudes from girls, probably a picture... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1426815389 | 1426817707 | t3_2znjca | t5_2to41 | 6 | iamnicholas: TIFU by Experiencing Every College Student's Worst Fear
I would say I'm a pretty good student. I've been able to hold my own this entire year so far, and even though my 18 units are keeping me busy and a little stressed, it's nothing I can't handle.
I've been prepping for my finals this week for the last ... | 3 | 2 | |
1426815616 | 1426822727 | t3_2znjrm | t5_2to41 | 20 | asleepnosleep: TIFU by agreeing to house a going-away party.
Since I live in a large house (alone), I let my friend's cousin use my house to throw a going away party. When I came home after the party, my possessions were gone. I quickly called my friend, and it turns out it wasn't her that asked. I allowed someone to r... | 4 | 5 | |
1426816060 | 1426818493 | t3_2znkk1 | t5_2to41 | 28 | LogicalParadox_: TIFU By laughing at a dying child
Was in a history lesson in high school looking through the pictures at my phone, while we were watching a video on soviet Russia, when i saw [This](http://imgur.com/S0reeWB) picture i photoshoped of a classmate of mine, and started laughing uncontrollably. Then my teac... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1426817321 | 1426860826 | t3_2znmy0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | halfindie: TIFU by cutting my wrist accidentally
This happened just a few hours back. Fuck up #1: boss saw me reading about masochism online. I'm not into it, was casually reading. He didn't make a big deal out of it. Good guy boss.
#2: accidentally cut my wrist instead of cutting an apple (no one is believing this now... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426817654 | 1426819332 | t3_2znnip | t5_2to41 | 5 | Arachnatron: TIFU by trying to make my littler brother laugh.
This happened when I was about 14, and my brother was 9.
While in my bedroom one day, I heard my littler brother in the hallway walking toward my door. Knowing that he was about to walk in, I began violently wafting air from my butt region towards my face w... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426819203 | 1426842303 | t3_2znqap | t5_2to41 | 349 | Spodly: TIFU by shaving
I started my morning like any other morning, ate breakfast and shaved ext. I'm a senior in high school and I have to ride the bus, take note of this. As I'm about to leave I'm looking in the mirror to make sure my face looks ok when I notice a big line of facial hair right under my bottom lip. I... | 7 | 49.857143 | |
1426816973 | 1426861133 | t3_2znmaw | t5_2to41 | 1 | Arachnatron: TIFU by calling a patron a "burlap sack full of pennies" in front of her son.
I work at a coffee shop. We have one patron who is generally nice, but can occasionally come of as entitled. She also has obviously fake boobs, a fake tan, and dresses like she's 19 (instead of 40-45ish). Occasionally my coworker... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426811199 | 1426910484 | t3_2znb8f | t5_2to41 | 14 | ULTIM4: TIFU Twice in One Shift...
Reddit, today I fucked up, twice in one shift.
I work in a bar/nightclub, it's hard to describe what it is, due to having elements of both, and being not quite enough of one to be either. However, this is irrelevant.
I was drying glasses that had just come out of the dishwasher,... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1426818990 | 1426885583 | t3_2znpwj | t5_2to41 | 9 | waffleboulevard: TIFU by trying to drown a spider
I was about to take a shower when I noticed there was a spider in the tub, no problem, just turn on the water and send him packing down the drain. I get in, start washing my hair when I noticed movement by the drain, the motherfucker starts to CRAWL BACK OUT of the FUCK... | 3 | 3 | |
1426820111 | 1426860483 | t3_2zns0q | t5_2to41 | 5 | hazelnasal: TIFU... By being an intern
So this Fuck Up takes place over two days. Today was the day I realized I fucked up big time.
I am a full time college student and a project management intern for a large General Contractor in the Bay Area (SF). Yesterday at work I took the boss's truck to drop off some materials... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426820765 | 1426826982 | t3_2znt5i | t5_2to41 | 34 | MNihls: TIFU by accidentally hitting someone with my car. Then he tries to extort me into not calling the police...
So this just happened today. I was up all night writing my paper, and I finally get it done around 5am. My first class doesn't start until 7am so I figured I had some time for a quick power nap before dri... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1426820452 | 1426864814 | t3_2znsmc | t5_2to41 | 55 | r3cebarnett: TIFU By Asking My Friend About His GF Fingering Herself
Reddit, today I fucked up.
For the sake of this story, I'm going to give the list of characters. John and Sally are the couple, Pedro is the guy who told me, and I am the fuck up.
Go back to yesterday, my friend Pedro told me about this thing that h... | 3 | 18.333333 |
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