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1426707498 | 1426718592 | t3_2zi3q7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | NeedsNoDecaf: TIFU by using Reddit in class.
Of corse, reading Reddit in class is a bad idea. But we were doing independent work on our PCs, and I was bored. This was not an unusual occurrence in the classroom, but I was the only one who was every really affected by this. (Other than the occasional student who is sent ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426706224 | 1426709377 | t3_2zi0qj | t5_2to41 | 14 | harrisondystarz: TIFU by not paying attention
I'm never late to school.
As a general rule, I always try to leave my house early so I can drive and get there on time (I go to a community college) and with as few delays as possible. Today, however, was an exception. I had forgotten to set my alarm, and I woke up a mere ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1426708235 | 1426710371 | t3_2zi5fq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiding my weed In a vent and getting caught by my grandparents. (WITH UPDATES)
Ok well I'll give you some back story, I've been smoking marijuana for about a month or two now, I started out by smoking at my friends house but recently moved to smoking in my bathroom right before showers. I'd turn on t... | 5 | 1 | |
1426708457 | 1426780013 | t3_2zi5yu | t5_2to41 | 46 | Resieh: TIFU By telling my neighbor I slept with his Mom
So a little while back I posted another TIFU story about how I slept with my Neighbor while she was sort of separated from her Husband
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2st2or/tifu_by_sleeping_with_my_married_neighbor/
So last night, I was hanging outside... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1426707893 | 1426709989 | t3_2zi4nf | t5_2to41 | 4 | cjsheam: TIFU by talking to my friend in wood tech...
(first ever reddit post, just saying) so like many TIFU posts this did not happen today, it occurred in my first year of high school. my best friend was doing the work (surprisingly), and i was fooling around with the solder. i decided to show him what i had made ca... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426708675 | 1426776280 | t3_2zi6hz | t5_2to41 | 626 | Denjack: TIFU by trying to be "cool mom" around my young kids, and acting like I was hip to modern pop songs
Word to the wise: Apparently the song is "Shake It Off", not "Take it Off".
altofunusual: My dad thought "All About That Bass" was "All About That Face." To be fair to him, I'd never heard of the song before ... | 6 | 104.333333 | |
1426708923 | 1426711772 | t3_2zi731 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Turd-biscuit: TIFU by putting duck tape on my nipples
TIFU by putting duck tape on my nipples. So today I decided to wear my TMNT shirt because it was hot outside and the fabric is really thin on the shirt. About half way through school a kid points out in front of a teacher that you can see my nipples through the shir... | 3 | 2 | |
1426709419 | 1426710050 | t3_2zi885 | t5_2to41 | 25 | fartsmcsharts: TIFU by going to the bathroom during class
This happened this morning...
I had some beers last nights and as people may know, sometimes the beer shits happen. Usually its no biggie, and I actually look forward to them sometimes. However this time was a different deal.
I was in philosophy class, and i... | 5 | 5 | |
1426709991 | 1426715818 | t3_2zi9ll | t5_2to41 | 8 | ramot1: TIFU by playing with my computer settings.
I try to keep my computer running fast, and sometimes use the Services section to do so. After messing around with it, today, I find I can't use any administrative settings, like turn on or off anything. Whatever I try to do, a dialog box pops up and says "The servic... | 8 | 1 | |
1426710990 | 1426793592 | t3_2zibx5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | SoulessDeparture: TIFU by losing my patience
This happened a couple days ago on Sunday. I was doing a quest on a game on my laptop that took me about an hour and twenty minutes to complete. Normally I can play for up to seven or eight hours just fine, but I kept messing up. Normally, I have a lot of patience and I'm ve... | 3 | 2 | |
1426709662 | 1426737829 | t3_2zi8t5 | t5_2to41 | 84 | JizzGenie: TIFU By Getting Pissed In Math
By today, i mean back in 6th grade.
For the sake of the story, my name will be (Marcus), the guy to my left will be named (George) and the guy to my right will be named (Lucas)
Also for the sake of the story, i am straight.
So its the year 2011, and like most other sixth gra... | 3 | 28 | |
1426716523 | 1426734585 | t3_2zidsu | t5_2to41 | 8 | alkali_feldspar: Well, I don't hate you. So there's that.
TravelerCorp: Quick question for /u/UltimateDracoMeteor. Do you think calling people idiots, telling them to shut up, or saying you hate them does you any good?
As much as any religion tries to make out that their members are all good people, this just goes f... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1426711794 | 1426764186 | t3_2zids6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | 7Apollo: TIFU by missing every cue
Grab some popcorn. This happened 4 months ago. I had just ended a long-term relationship so naturally it was a hazy time for me. Anyway, out of the blue, a friend who I had a *huge* crush on in high school and I decided to go to dinner together at Bdubs. She knew my ex; we went to par... | 3 | 4 | |
1426711919 | 1426735493 | t3_2zie3m | t5_2to41 | 102 | ohheyitsdeejay: TIFU by accidentally going to a single parents group meeting
This happened when I was in high school. Our school allowed academically eligible seniors the opportunity to earn college credit at the local university for free. Being 17 and not wanting to take a course with 19-22 year olds on my own, I aske... | 3 | 34 | |
1426711618 | 1426713526 | t3_2zidd7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | EpicTheJet: TIFU by mispronouncing "Punic Wars"
Let me just say a few things before I get started here.
1. This is my first TIFU post
2. Like many others this didn't happen today, this happened last year which was my freshman year in highschool.
3. For some, this may not be considered a fuck up but more of a funny sto... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426712800 | 1426713481 | t3_2zig4j | t5_2to41 | 8 | necropuppy: TIFU by looking at phone at work
This just happened before I work. I'll be succinct I hate lengthy tifus.
I just got married Saturday, a number of people at work know. Me and my wife have been looking for guys for a MFM threesome. It's towards end of work and I'm chatting with a guy and he sends me dick p... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426712600 | 1426714453 | t3_2zifnb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By answering the door.
This requires a bit of backstory, but the fuck up happened last night. I will include a TL; DR at the end.
I met L through a mutual friend in the winter of 2013. I am rarely a social person, but I had recently moved back to my home state, and was in need of a group of friends. T... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426713194 | 1426714024 | t3_2zih2a | t5_2to41 | 13 | exiledcloud: TIFU by putting orange juice in my cereal
I was so tired I didn't even look before taking the first scoop.
Bad combination guys.
YodelingEinstein: Orange ya pissed off you didn't pay attention?
saxophonefartmaster: Orange you confused you didn't smell the citrus?
G0ldengoose: You can't be cereal
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1426709175 | 1426727810 | t3_2zi7nk | t5_2to41 | 4 | SomeDumBetch: TIFU by sucking at acronyms
This happened at Christmas, I just remembered it yesterday when someone here had some sort of acronym fail in the comments. I fail acronyms a lot, such as this time...
It was a small gathering; just me, my mom, and her female partner who she's been with for the last decade or... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426712099 | 1426721259 | t3_2zieik | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU trying to play Old School Runescape in class
I created a fitness clan in this game yesterday and I instantly met over 100 people. My addiction jumped from here, to here. Oh you can't see my hand movement... I am a lot more addicted then I was now that I have met others with the same similarities.
I end... | 3 | 31.333333 | |
1426714567 | 1426736109 | t3_2zik4i | t5_2to41 | 755 | AnonymousNudist: TIFU by not revealing I'm a nudist to my BF
This TIFU happened last week. My BF and I have only been dating for a little over a month. I live in Germany and I've been a nudist all my life, along with my entire family and a few close friends. My BF didn't know this and I was planning on sitting down and... | 14 | 53.928571 | |
1426714042 | 1426721803 | t3_2ziizu | t5_2to41 | 4 | rainman321: TIFU by introducing my GF to a friend who's friend I hooked up with
So my fuckup started by me helping my GF set up a limo for her birthday and introducing her to another friend of mine who's birthday was on the same day. They hit it off and decided to throw joint parties....this is where things go horribl... | 4 | 1 | |
1426714609 | 1426726967 | t3_2zik8b | t5_2to41 | 46 | riftshioku: TIFU by being helpful
This is the second time I'm typing this because I forgot to sign in to Reddit. -_-
This happened to me about 2 hours ago. I was in my engineering class working on my robotic arm with my two partnets. We had decided that the base wasn't sturdy enough, and were making a new one. The old... | 23 | 2 | |
1426715627 | 1426720005 | t3_2zimgt | t5_2to41 | 14 | HospitableHippy: TIFU by taking my best friend's fiance's virginity.
gregclark1: Listen as a man - 1 Hes was not a virgin 2 that I can die in battle like has been used since the romans legionnaires 3 . He knew you like him thus the call.
HospitableHippy: Guy was a hardcore Christian and an upstanding young gentlema... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1426716270 | 1426716713 | t3_2zinxk | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying the word "two" like "chu" my whole life.
Yeah. Not proud of this one. Never realized I said it differently and nobody ever corrected me on it until a few months ago. So I guess it's not really a "TIFU" but then again I have trouble believing all of the posts to this sub happened the day of.
S... | 4 | 3 | |
1426716273 | 1426717778 | t3_2zinxs | t5_2to41 | 18 | dresdenfrankenstein: TIFU by turning the oven off
It's a pretty lame one, but I really feel bad about it. I'm a psychiatrist and live in a house share with two other medical professionals. They're male and work long night shifts, so they tend to be rather messy and do things like leave the TV on all day long when nobod... | 3 | 6 | |
1426718474 | 1426797231 | t3_2zisrn | t5_2to41 | 2,426 | mikejones84: TIFU by walking home from local store. Forgot I drove there.
TIFU: I stopped by my local neighborhood grocery store a few minutes ago. I normally walk there, but tonight I was on my way home from a meeting. I got lost in thought and wound up walking myself home from the store as I have 100 times before. No... | 18 | 134.777778 | |
1426719382 | 1426731315 | t3_2ziuqu | t5_2to41 | 13 | Skullz9812: TIFU by accidentally insulting an adopted kid.
So today I was in Art Class and never really do anything that is like of the upmost importance since it's just an elective. I was in Art when a student came by and proclaimed that they needed an extra male for Sqaure Dancing so I was chosen. I walked to the gym... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1426719850 | 1426721064 | t3_2zivqw | t5_2to41 | 3 | locklearpa: TIFU by trusting my horse
So like most TIFU's mine happened years ago i was a kid, a very stupid kid. My dad always told me to never walk behind a horse, but me knowing everything at 7 i didnt listen and thought to myself why? My horse loves me dad. So one day i think it will be funny to scare my horse and ... | 3 | 1 | |
1426719119 | 1426721474 | t3_2ziu6u | t5_2to41 | 9 | GuyOutsideYourWindow: TIFU by ruining a rare thing
Ok it wasn't rare but it was special to me it was my first ever comic (web of spiderman #500) and I was lying down reading, my dog then jumped up onto the comic and I tried to push him off and then I shouted at him because he tore one of the pages, he got scared and pe... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426723578 | 1426724057 | t3_2zj3kq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally running in front of a woman riding a bike
So I was about to cross the street to go to this donut place. I look left and from what I remember, I saw a red Isuzu turning into a gas station. I looked right, and saw a blue BMW Z4 driving a bit away and I saw I could cross. The problem is I d... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426723555 | 1426724571 | t3_2zj3j0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a hungry and stupid drunk
After a night out with my friends over a month ago I snuck home around 4 am and found myself absolutely ravenous, but not sober enough to cook.
In the freezer I found a tub of my father's favourite artisan icecream which is gluten free, and fucking amazing. So I reas... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426723785 | 1426725728 | t3_2zj3yy | t5_2to41 | 2 | NoloPassaro1998: TIFU by debating a Christian fundamentalist/Republican Nut.
shootdawhoop99: I'm not agreeing with what this guy said, but opinions are opinions. You can't really have a "wrong" opinion. Sure, there are unpopular opinions, but it's not black and white. To change the topic, you were good to remain calm ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426722667 | 1426725956 | t3_2zj1pn | t5_2to41 | 16 | while_eins: TIFU by going xlarge instead of micro on AWS and running up a monster bill
Nerd fuck up: I'm responsible for the website for an upcoming conference at my university. Our site is hosted through AWS - Amazon Web Services - a cloud server/database/etc provider. In February they asked me to run some queries on ... | 4 | 4 | |
1426719723 | 1426728326 | t3_2zivh9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | zeldaorzoe: TIFU by giving a stranger my bus transfer
Today on my way home from work I paid my bus fair, got my transfer, got on the train like usual. Two stops before I was suppose to get off a guy hops on without paying for his tickets so he was trying to race the train doors and buy one on the next stop, trying to d... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426724278 | 1426728928 | t3_2zj4xt | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my girlfriend that I'm Irish for the past year.
Before my girlfriend and I got together (a year and a half ago) and were getting to know each other, she asked me what my background was. I tried to impress her while being as high as a kite, so I told her I was part Jamaican and part Irish. Th... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1426725004 | 1426726215 | t3_2zj6fa | t5_2to41 | 4 | drewsthru: TIFU by making my parents think i shoot up
Okay well this actually happened about 3 weeks ago, but hey better late than never right?
It all started by me not wanting to drive out to the bay all the time to get shrooms, so i thought "hey, why not grow my own to save the time/money? I started doing my research... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426726456 | 1426744288 | t3_2zj90a | t5_2to41 | 9 | kabley: TIFU by looking at a beautiful, larger woman while cashing a check at my bank.
I was standing in line at my local BofA. While in line, I noticed a woman come into the bank and stand in line directly behind me. She was beautiful and caught my eye instantly. She was tall, ~5' 10", long brunette hair, thick/curvy ... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1426726203 | 1426728071 | t3_2zj8h7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Hannnnn_Solo: TIFU by being too smart.
So I'm in this psych class in college and the semester is coming along. Usually everyone meets 10 minutes before class and hangs around the door waiting for the professor to show up. During this time we kind of talk amongst ourselves about how the weekend was and the latest chapte... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426726201 | 1426751396 | t3_2zj8h4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | OJBULGE422: TIFU by texting my ex gfs mom
Sent a dick pic to my ex girlfriends mom..
Anyone have a rope I can borrow?
NumbahFour: Can we have a little more background?
ladymiyaa: more depth?
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426728150 | 1426729649 | t3_2zjcf2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by reading tifu and believing any of the titles.
Seriously you fucking tards stop clickbaiting with your titles because barely any of your stories are as good as you expect.
Ghostkid46714: Jesus christ, kid, fuck off!
basin125: Fuck you bud i hope you get dick cancer
Ghostkid46714: No way, kid. I've jus... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1426728717 | 1426771575 | t3_2zjdkt | t5_2to41 | 14 | The_Ringleader: TIFU by tipping my stylist
When I was growing up, my dad always taught me that it was important to tip your hair stylist. I grew up in a pretty poor neighborhood so a haircut generally cost around $6-7. So after my haircut, he'd give me a dollar for tip and I'd hand it to the stylist and she'd smile and... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1426728936 | 1426732551 | t3_2zjdz2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | s0m3guy22: TIFU by accidently telling a dirty joke to my teacher
So this happened this afternoon at school.
My friend and I went to our club meeting. So we tell jokes to each other a lot. As we were setting up, he put down something next to the spot I was working and I decided to annoy him. I leaned down into his ear... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1426728934 | 1426735888 | t3_2zjdyw | t5_2to41 | 8 | OUE8311: TIFU by running to catch my train.
It was late last night in Brooklyn, it was cold, it was windy, and I had just worked an 11 hour day and needed to be up in a few hours for an important meeting with a production house I'm hoping to work for. I was headed home and as I turned the corner to my train station, I ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1426729839 | 1426730499 | t3_2zjfs9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by forking my wife
The_Chinaman: Both of you need to get checked for autism.
Lurky-McLurksalot: Yep, now just think about the children.
| 3 | 7.333333 | |
1426729672 | 1426767386 | t3_2zjfgg | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by blindly following my doctors orders.
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morgangold13: I had C-Diff. TWICE. once for 3 1/2 years in high school then again I relapsed in college for about a month. I was treated with so many things in high school for it because they never did a stool sample to properly diagnose me, and most of the time... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1426730849 | 1426732932 | t3_2zjhu1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke about racist bears
Setting: at the zoo, a few years ago. (Of course it's not today; it hardly ever is.)
In one enclosure, they had some grizzly bears. The next enclosure had some black bears. My kids asked why the bears weren't all together in one enclosure. I tried to make a joke and ... | 3 | 4 | |
1426731431 | 1426744868 | t3_2zjj05 | t5_2to41 | 41 | desklamp21: TIFU by offering someone my cell phone
dalphus1: could turn out to be a great start with her. time will tell
bhmhrex: That may depend on whether she thought it was a pen in his hoodie or a banana!
desklamp21: I'm Asian, so I like to think banana.
bhmhrex: Soooo, you're saying wishful thinking on her and y... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1426730199 | 1426732834 | t3_2zjgj8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by singing like nobody was watching
This happened 10 minutes ago.
I parked in my driveway. The Trial by Pink Floyd (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fa7AtI1msk) came on. I like singing along to this song. I like doing the different characters. It was dark out and I was alone, so I fucking went for ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1426731530 | 1426776343 | t3_2zjj7m | t5_2to41 | 146 | posts_while_poops: TIFU by making some nachos.
This happened today - right now, in fact. (Hopefully, it's done by the time you read this...)
My wife and I had just put the kids to bed and decided to enjoy some nachos. I was two beers in and giddily helping her put them together when I realized I needed to break the ... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1426733709 | 1426777947 | t3_2zjnfg | t5_2to41 | 10 | some_mango: TIFU Accidentally deleting important stuff on my wife's old computer that I was supposed to back up
So I'm going to take over my wife's old computer because I bought her a new computer and I need some shitty computer to code on and etc.
She had about 70 GB of photos, documents and other probably important ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426734601 | 1426735313 | t3_2zjp2r | t5_2to41 | 17 | CapturetheBomb: TIFU by opening a Special Edition LEGO set.
This happened just a few hours ago.
My little brother got a couple sets of LEGO a few years ago, one of which was Darth Vader's TIE Fighter (8017). Unlike me at his age, he doesn't like building LEGO models, so it was left untouched in his closet until recent... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1426734397 | 1426775722 | t3_2zjooe | t5_2to41 | 222 | NChanese: TIFU by clotheslining a child
Many years ago when I was but a youth.
I worked at a ski resort as a ski instructor when I was in my teens. Being a teen, we were relegated to the kids ski school since they discovered that adults didn't particularly like having some punk kid tell them what they're doing wrong ... | 5 | 44.4 | |
1426734074 | 1426798740 | t3_2zjo2g | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwawayaccount5004: TIFU by thinking too hard.
So I am your typical uni student. 1 hr + travel to get to and then another 1 hr travel to get back. So my trips consist of a train at my home station and then a 15ish min long bus trip to uni. So ive already got this train and bus combo to uni like 100+ times because thi... | 3 | 1 | |
1426734215 | 1426736034 | t3_2zjoc3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TIFUThrowawae: TIFU By cutting the grass.
Today I was told by my boss to go cut the grass of a little field outside my workplace as part of a list of things to do, cleaning the shed and washing the cars blah blah. Instead of having a lawnmower, the only cutting tool available is a (sorry for the Australianism) weed-wha... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426734546 | 1426829251 | t3_2zjoyg | t5_2to41 | 16 | ilovejarm: TIFU by trying to win back the love of my life.
Where my country is from we have a saying, when something bad happens, something else bad will also happen. Like peanut butter stuck to the basement of your mouth, some were doubtful of the truthfulness of the horror that my sweet female buddy Jarm and I had to... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1426736082 | 1427064000 | t3_2zjrnx | t5_2to41 | 1,069 | thelionsblaze: TIFU by not being used to an Android.
Just happened five minutes ago.
Spent twenty minutes typing up and revising a TIFU about vaporub and my womanhood. Get to the end. My screen is huge. My hands are not. I lightly touch the "back" button by the bottom of the screen with my palm. TIFU is gone. I die ... | 10 | 106.9 | |
1426736321 | 1426739178 | t3_2zjs2b | t5_2to41 | 7 | Rpaul93: TIFU by joking around at work
Honestly I've never been so scared of loosing my job. I work at a fitness center (the gym) on a college campus. I am a personal fitness coach for several clients and love it! It's a very informal job (requires no personal training certificate) and the people i work with are fitn... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426736545 | 1426773196 | t3_2zjsgg | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high in the shower
So like many of these, this happened about a week ago. I was about to take a shower, and was like eh why not smoke a bowl beforehand. I considered this a great opportunity to smoke because I thought the shower would mask the smell of weed... And boy was I wrong. Mid shower,... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1426738310 | 1426739973 | t3_2zjveu | t5_2to41 | 4 | dreamer1976: Tifu! For blowing off work to do other things
UltimateDracoMeteor: Are you drunk?
southern-devil: Wut?
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426738576 | 1426751883 | t3_2zjvtq | t5_2to41 | 60 | Spacelord_MothaMotha: TIFU by being bored in the carwash.
Happened last year sometime. Taking the car through the automatic car wash, my wife is in the passenger seat talking about something and my mind is wandering a little bit. I play a game with her sometimes where I honk the horn while I'm driving & see if she ... | 4 | 15 | |
1426739670 | 1426768626 | t3_2zjxjk | t5_2to41 | 13 | omykronbr: TIFU by listening to my oldest brother happy birthday message
This just happened.
 
Today (03/19) is my birthday(different timezones). As every year, there is a barrage of congratulations and nice audio messages from my closest friends and family.
 
I have three brothers, two with the s... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426740708 | 1426770977 | t3_2zjz3l | t5_2to41 | 4 | WendyJosephineWright: TIFU By going to the mall
I am usually the type of woman who likes to live a simple life, apart from using the computer and watching TV. I don't like makeup, shopping etc.... But yesterday My Aunt Betty phoned me and asked if I could drive her and take her around the mall. (she's very old and can'... | 4 | 1 | |
1426743298 | 1426745584 | t3_2zk2qm | t5_2to41 | 9 | Spacelord_MothaMotha: TIFU... State of Georgia Certified - SUPER SPEEDER!
This was a couple of weeks ago. Coming back from vacation in Fl and driving my wife's Audi, this thing is smooth & quiet & is easy to hit 90 and feel like you are doing 50. Anyway I'm catching up to a pack of cars when I see 4 sheriffs ca... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1426744806 | 1426799348 | t3_2zk4ni | t5_2to41 | 24 | justwanted2poo: TIFU by letting a cockroach get the best of me
Today I eff'd up by going head to head with the most resilient mother effing roach I have ever encountered.
Technically, this all started yesterday. I was getting ready for bed, minding my own freaking business, when out of the corner of my eye I saw this ... | 4 | 6 | |
1426740333 | 1426781729 | t3_2zjyjp | t5_2to41 | 669 | wafflesareforever: TIFU by becoming the most feared hacker in my school
And by "today" I mean "ninth grade computing class in 1994." Close enough.
"Computing" was a required class freshman year. The class was taught in the one computer lab in the building. Everyone sat at their own Win3.1 workstation, which we all lo... | 8 | 83.625 | |
1426746171 | 1426792711 | t3_2zk6cj | t5_2to41 | 243 | ihaveanxboner: TIFU By thinking i out-smarted the school printer system (NSFW?)
idvictorps: Perhaps try using VPN from now on? But seriously the IT people in schools aren't always all that smart. I know that in my school the IT guy hires some students as interns to do his job. In return they get a college letter from ... | 11 | 22.090909 | |
1426741744 | 1426794743 | t3_2zk0le | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a gentleman...again!
Well this has literally just happened.
I go to university and I've just had a night out with friends clubbing. After we've finished dancing I say my goodbyes and I decide to have a late night McDonalds. Whilst there, I run into my flatmate who is a little bit drunk... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1426744251 | 1426747826 | t3_2zk3xm | t5_2to41 | 3 | MrSmellySocko: TIFU Mother found out where I put my used socks
mizar_alcor: Fabric does get kind of stiff and crunchy when it's jizzed on. So you were using them as wipe rags? Dude! Get you a small package of baby wipes-- they are great for cleanup. Does your mom put your clean laundry away for you? You might want to ... | 3 | 1 | |
1426747655 | 1426748474 | t3_2zk838 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Vren4567: TIFU by friending someone who I thought was nice
So about 3 months ago this girl I met online who seemed pretty cool became friends with me...Anyways.
About two weeks into our "Friendship" she starts y'know flirting with me and so I go along with it because I never really flirted with anyone before. Anyways ... | 3 | 1 | |
1426746748 | 1426772851 | t3_2zk703 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not stopping when I should have.
Last night was our sex night. We try to get at least one day out of the week to have sex. Wednesdays are easier because she gets off earlier, and that's when I work mornings, so I'm ready by the time she gets there. She got out of the shower, and we were getting reall... | 3 | 2 | |
1426747057 | 1426762545 | t3_2zk7dz | t5_2to41 | 26 | Trashysneakers: Tifu by eating two ghost peppers.
I am a senior in high school. Yesterday someone brought in some ghost peppers and challenged another guy to eat one, being a guy who puts hot sauce on absolutely everything I wanted to try one. So I walked up to the group surrounding the guy who was going to eat the f... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1426749192 | 1426750819 | t3_2zk9sb | t5_2to41 | 8 | b4wii: TIFU by breaking my keyboard
i was playing some CS:GO with some friends tonight and was having a difficult time on the map we were playing, i had potato aim and one guy on my team started heckling me. i was bullied hardcore in school growing up so this did not help, especially since tensions were already high wi... | 4 | 2 | |
1426746597 | 1426777816 | t3_2zk6tp | t5_2to41 | 6 | Irontrial22: TIFU by printing a photo
I wanted to print out a photo at Kmart of my girlfriend and I for my wallet. So Im thinking its gonna be pretty small, but because of how small it is it will be expensive. I get cm and inches mixed up, end up printing out a huge ass canvas of my girlfriend and I which cost me $20. ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426705879 | 1426757859 | t3_2zhzxe | t5_2to41 | 5 | HiItsCal: TIFU By having a driving lesson...
So this happened about an hour ago. When I got into my driving instructor's car I realised I had forgotten to tell my parents that I was having a lesson, and since I get the bus home, that I wouldn't be on the bus this evening. 'Oh well' I thought, my parents are used to me ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426755645 | 1426769156 | t3_2zkfz8 | t5_2to41 | 52 | DX115FALCON: TIFU by bringing a girl home
leonairxxx: That's a funny way to get cockblocked.
Then again, not sure why she didn't just turn around.
KerzenscheinShineOn: Yeah doggy style was invented for a reason.
| 3 | 17.333333 | |
1426757544 | 1426793241 | t3_2zkhvr | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about an obsessive guy I used to date
Basically I bumped into this guy yesterday in Tesco that I went on a couple of dates with in the UK like 3 years ago.
He used to text me every few months and I just would never text him back but he still continued to text like a weirdo.
So yesterday I sa... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1426757801 | 1426759874 | t3_2zki3t | t5_2to41 | 4 | littlemissderpy: TIFU
dontclickitsdickbutt: How badly did you fuck up? Can't be as bad as [this](http://i.imgur.com/etjgJ2D.jpg)
littlemissderpy: Can it ever be as bad as that?
dontclickitsdickbutt: [it can](http://media.giphy.com/media/QJneDxIqiqfpC/giphy.gif)
littlemissderpy: D:
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1426758449 | 1426845697 | t3_2zkir7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | thetreeman23: TIFU by missing my final
So this week is finals week and I'm moving along happily day by day until today(Wednesday). I have a final at 6 o'clock so a couple hours before the exam I'm studying for it, seeing as it won't be too hard based on the midterm. Well I pack up to go the exam and when I get there I ... | 3 | 2 | |
1426759258 | 1426828735 | t3_2zkjji | t5_2to41 | 875 | vasco_: TIFU by thinking I got a reduction on my drinks
18 years ago at the start of my first year at uni, in the big city, in between classes I'm playing some pool with my gf and friends in a pub. As I go to the counter to order drinks there is a woman in her forties smiling who says fairly quiet: "students get 50% re... | 8 | 109.375 | |
1426761850 | 1426765177 | t3_2zkm7a | t5_2to41 | 11 | miKaiziken: TIFU by talking about work and checking the time
Customary disclaimer: this happened three months ago.
I was with my now ex-girlfriend (let's call her Rose), and former coworker at an SEO firm. After a hard day's work, we decided to hang out and chill at her car - an activity we usually do, whether if it'... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1426763245 | 1426770896 | t3_2zknqm | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU By using Tiger Balm on my lady-bits [NSFW?]
Itzjacki: Some years ago, one of my friends said to another friend that he had tried fapping with tiger balm and that it was awesome. This was of course just a joke. Yeah turns out my other friend actually tried fapping with tiger balm on his hands afterwards... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1426761881 | 1426776595 | t3_2zkm8e | t5_2to41 | 1,116 | Brightsideeeee: TIFU by chewing on 27 bits of minty chewing gum at once
NegativePenguin: Should've swallowed the gum. Then the shart would have blown a bubble and been contained...
_Arcadias: [Ah, the good ol' reddit mint-a-roo](http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/2zj5v0/fuck_this_shit_im_out/cpjo00f?context=3)
java... | 7 | 159.428571 | |
1426762519 | 1426817626 | t3_2zkmxi | t5_2to41 | 4,587 | not-a-prince: TIFU by googling what should remain ungoogled.
My SO had a vaginal infection, she described the symptoms to me (i'll spare you the details. you're welcome) and we went to the hospital, but she wouldn't let me see it. So i decided to image search the symptoms this morning. Am now having an existential cris... | 22 | 208.5 | |
1426756332 | 1426788376 | t3_2zkgpa | t5_2to41 | 5 | Mcmichael1991: TIFU by going to a gay bar
BigMaradona: Are you going back?!
Mcmichael1991: hell no, that was my one and only visit to a gay bar, not my thing I have now found out.
BigMaradona: Haha. There's better gay bars than that. Much better ones. Normal ones.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1426762625 | 1427136151 | t3_2zkn1a | t5_2to41 | 1,346 | third-world-king: TIFU by standing on a spider
TIFU by standing on a spider, little did i know that this was no ordinary spider. infact it was a mother spider and as soon my foot lifted up i noticed 50 little spiders running to the corners of the house never to be seen again. I'm not sure what to do but from my basic k... | 11 | 122.363636 | |
1426717339 | 1426784980 | t3_2ziqa3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | CavCavTHESatNav: TIFU by forgetting my YouTube preferences
Context: I run a small YouTube show on a daily basis (no link as this would break Rule 9) and have done for over 220 days.
Today, I was uploading a video as usual (at about 9pm GMT) onto the YouTube channel. I'm going through the settings for this video (I'm b... | 3 | 1 | |
1426762082 | 1426809631 | t3_2zkmfy | t5_2to41 | 5 | analexorcism: TIFU by eating pepperoni the night before an exam
furoura: 1.Slice pepperoni
2.bake in oven till crispy
3.???
4. Pepperoni chips
TheFuyNooneknows: Instructions unclear
Dick is currently stuck in a toaster.
furoura: The toaster wasn't even in the instructions maybe if your dick got stuck in the oven it'... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426766357 | 1426794775 | t3_2zkrcy | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ray_Rooney: TIFU by kicking someone in the face
Like always, this didn't happen today, but a few weeks back.
This took place on my way to college, which is like a 10 minute bus ride from my house. So I got on one of the many buses that took me to my destination, and sat down on the end wheelchair/pushchair seat facing... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426767273 | 1426783072 | t3_2zkslw | t5_2to41 | 144 | IHaveVividDreams: TIFU by napping in the library
So just a few hours ago, I decided to head to the library to study coz it's waaaaay more conducive without any distractions. My tests are coming in a few days and I really need to start somewhere. So anyhow, I was listening to my music through my earpiece while studying ... | 5 | 28.8 | |
1426770384 | 1426773347 | t3_2zkx43 | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught taking a selfie with a hot dead guy
This happened a few months back but get over it.
I work at a funeral home. As you can imagine, we get tons of people walking in and out throughout the day delivering flowers for the services. At this particular time of the year, it was starting to ... | 6 | 11 | |
1426770993 | 1426796620 | t3_2zky54 | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: Tifu and Tried to help a co-worker, now have a write up that could cost my nursing license.
Tifu. I tried to help my co-worker with a difficult patient at work. So I was helping my co worker watch her patients while she was at lunch. She had one in particular she expressed having difficulty with. My "frie... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1426770998 | 1426786924 | t3_2zky5k | t5_2to41 | 17 | tweed61: TIFU by telling my wife that Little Joe left the Ponderosa for The Little House on The Prairie.
Just watching old reruns of Bonanza with the wife last week when I innocently told her on the last episode of the series, a forest fire burned the place down, Ben died, Hoss and Adam went West looking for gold and ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1426768502 | 1426784146 | t3_2zkuae | t5_2to41 | 155 | Piss-Pissin: TIFU by drinking too much fluids
trollboogies: Maybe you should invest in a mattress protector if you plan on keeping up the gallon of water a day thing. Just in case. Could also help with smell.
Pretty sure they make non crinkly ones.
g-regular: I feel like that is a band-aid solution. Shouldn't he be... | 6 | 25.833333 | |
1426771799 | 1426783215 | t3_2zkzgt | t5_2to41 | 7 | Kochen: TIFU Broke my phone again the same way I did two months ago because I took the case off.
Two months ago I was in the bathroom at work, typical productive worker playing on my phone and wasting time. When I was ready to return to work, I placed it in my pocket, stood up, and out popped my phone straight to the g... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1426774218 | 1426776071 | t3_2zl3ps | t5_2to41 | 13 | samaroni1: TIFU by being an hour late for work and not even knowing
I'm not sure if it's all Android phones that do this, or if it's just mine, but something strange happens every time the battery comes out of my phone. Yesterday's battery transplant was the consequence of me throwing my phone around as if twirling a b... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1426770577 | 1426789344 | t3_2zkxgf | t5_2to41 | 15 | dzl10: TIFU super-gluing my sunglass lense to sunglasses. It worked and no longer pops out, but now I have super glue spots in the middle of the lense.
I will not continue to FU by scraping it and getting scratches. Soap and water is sort of effective. Any suggestions?
bileag: Acetone (in most nail-polish removers). ... | 3 | 5 | |
1426774465 | 1426775824 | t3_2zl480 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my girlfriend seriously
Okay so this happened a little earlier and requires backstory. And honestly I have like no one to tell so im going to the anonymity of the internet to help me.
So heres a key quick for people because im obviously not using names
Friend- best friend of my Girlfriend a... | 3 | 0 | |
1426774339 | 1427136680 | t3_2zl3yu | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU with an offensive costume
I go to a private school that requires a uniform but every year around this time the school has a "spring fling week" where every day is a different themed dress-out day. One of the days was a "decades day" so to celebrate the 70s and 80s a group of five guys and I dressed as t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426774563 | 1426792535 | t3_2zl4ej | t5_2to41 | 446 | PumpinPropaneBitches: TIFU by busting out at my gf's house
So this happened about a week ago actually
I'm at my girlfriends house for the second time, haven't been there in weeks because the first time I got caught giving her a hickey.
So this time I'm trying to be on my A-game, cracking jokes with her mom, helping h... | 8 | 55.75 |
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