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1426820178 | 1426861842 | t3_2zns53 | t5_2to41 | 8 | AsphaltPenguin: TIFU by trying to do parkour. Picture of aftermath inside (it's not that bad).
This actually happened today. Using a throwaway.
It began as any ordinary Thursday night. I was eating dinner with a few of my hall mates in the dining hall across the street from our dorm. When we finished, my roommate and... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426822166 | 1426822758 | t3_2znvkl | t5_2to41 | 108 | bazuka32: TIFU by accidentally missing my final
I distinctly remembered my final, worth 45% of my grade, being at 7:30PM tonight. Turns out I was wrong,oh so wrong. I walked in looked up at the projector and saw I was in a photography final. Got the fuck out of there and went on my classes web page hoping the room had ... | 3 | 36 | |
1426822422 | 1426833320 | t3_2znw0d | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting too high
So I'm 15, and I just smoked weed for the first time. Holy fucking shit, I'm fucking tripping balls, my entire body is twitching, I keep forgetting where I am, my eyes are moving at 100 miles an hour, my hands are so cold, it's my legs aren't attached to my body. The TV s talking to... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1426823672 | 1426824818 | t3_2zny0z | t5_2to41 | 10 | LeonieNowny: TIFU my intestines.
Today my doctor prescribed me laxative powder to mix with a liquid because my other meds leave me with a bad case of constipation.
I picked it up at the drug store without really paying attention to the directions of the pharmacist...stupid mistake...
You see, when you open the bottle... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1426824283 | 1426843118 | t3_2znyz8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Nogginess: TIFU by leaving my juice out
Context: I went to see a movie with my friend last Sunday, and I bought a bottle of Boost Juice which I drank half of, and promptly forgot.
Back to the present; I was reading a bunch of /r/nosleep stories, really getting into the mood, when suddenly I hear an almighty POP, like a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426825412 | 1426847627 | t3_2zo0uk | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading a text
TIFU by reading a text (actually happened today). So recently I've been pretty sick. Pretty nasty fever and congestion to say the least. This girl who I never really talk to sends me a text saying how she hopes I feel better and the whole schbang. I saw the notification on my lock scre... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426825193 | 1426826979 | t3_2zo0j8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | riftshioku: TIFU by going to class early
This started about 2 weeks into the school year. A little back story before I begin, I signed up for a computer class last year were you do stuff with word, access, excel, powerpoint, etc. The class was scheduled for 5th period which is the first period on what we call white day... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426826783 | 1426835947 | t3_2zo2x7 | t5_2to41 | 22 | captainthrowway: TIFU by being a sexist with no volume control
In true Reddit fashion, this didn't happen today. So my friends and I are the kind of people that aren't actually racist/sexist/whatever, but we like to make jokes, and we like dark humor. Now the things we say may often sound kind of fucked to people that ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1426826589 | 1426858890 | t3_2zo2mw | t5_2to41 | 13 | TX-SC: TIFU by going to bed...
I put my arm under my pillow and got stung on the end of my finger by a scorpion. Damn that ruins a night. Those little bastards hurt!
justcauseof: Where do you live that gets scorpions in your room? If I see a spider, I freak!
TX-SC: Texas
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426827089 | 1426910273 | t3_2zo3cc | t5_2to41 | 7 | hv0: Tifu by dropping my iphone
Tifu by jumping to reach the ceiling. I'm in the moment of jumping and I did not realize my phone flew out. As I landed on the ground again, I beat my chest like a banshee trying to see if my iPhone was in my shirt pocket. Then to my realization , the iPhone was on the ground lifeless an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426827520 | 1427004163 | t3_2zo3z6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | WhalenOnF00ls: [TIFU] By being misled.
Hi, Reddit! I'm new around here, but today, I bring you an actual FU, from TODAY!!!
So, I'm a senior in high school and tomorrow night is our senior awards dinner, AKA Senior Sunset. It's where they hand out superlatives; there's food, and some student groups perform and whatnot... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1426827847 | 1427016201 | t3_2zo4h2 | t5_2to41 | 163 | MajesticHDpenis: TIFU by making my family think I'm gay
Hello reddit. Lurked for awhile, decided to finally post. This happened a few days ago.
So, I often add a ness to a word that's not supposed to really have one. Example, if I'm eating particularly tasty potatoes, I might say "the potato-ness is delicious!", or som... | 9 | 18.111111 | |
1426826858 | 1426829993 | t3_2zo30q | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into an accident 3 days after getting my license.
So, this happened a few hours ago. I'm still a bit shaken from it.
I just took my driving test a few days ago and got my license. I'm 18 right now. So I thought I would drive to downtown with a friend. I borrowed my sister's car and took my f... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426827224 | 1426860269 | t3_2zo3jc | t5_2to41 | 133 | ee_comings: TIFU by leaving a Facebook conversation at the worst possible time
On my phone, it's easy to accidentally leave a Facebook conversation when downloading stickers.
A couple of friends and I have a group conversation going on. Yesterday, one of the friends told us he's gay. At that fucking moment I decide it... | 4 | 33.25 | |
1426827933 | 1426866464 | t3_2zo4ko | t5_2to41 | 541 | greeken0612: TIFU by eating a whole tub of ice cream
I'm lactose intolerant and have no self control. Pray for me.
Update 1: Gone through entire roll of toilet paper. Send help.
Update 2: (sorry I was at work most of the day) (and we can all imagine how awesome that was) The shits have seemed to die down, the giggle... | 8 | 67.625 | |
1426828528 | 1426871828 | t3_2zo5d4 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Swagger5555: TIFU by being inexperienced
I fucked up today Reddit. My best female friend and I were out washing her car and we went back to my place after we were done. I gave her a kiss on the cheek like we usually do when we say goodbye and she tells me how she always thought those kisses were strange coming from peo... | 16 | 1.5625 | |
1426829077 | 1426831404 | t3_2zo654 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Crazyhormones: TIFU by answering my husband's phone
the-virgin-sangria: Jesus christ. This is TIFU, not /r/relationships. Go over there with your shitty relationship problems unless you can tell us how picking up your husband's phone is YOUR fuck up
muffinsandcupcakes: Uh, do you not remember Jenny?
the-virgin-sangri... | 4 | 1 | |
1426829504 | 1426854191 | t3_2zo6pt | t5_2to41 | 13 | iPoisonxL: TIFU by ollying a gap with my skateboard
This happened about 10 minutes ago.. So I'm skating back from school, and I see a gap that seems Ollie worthy. So I'm like, "heck yeah, let's try it!"
So I roll up to it a few times. I'm a bit nervous, haven't done gaps in a while. So I think, "maybe I should try to ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1426829297 | 1426830999 | t3_2zo6fj | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU By assuming women received spam from "local" robots on dating apps too.
This TIFU occurred less than an hour ago as of writing this.
Warning 1: I suppose I'm using this as a coping mechanism right now so it is fairly long, and I'm not the greatest writer.
Warning 2: After about 3 years on reddit tota... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1426831633 | 1426856868 | t3_2zo9fg | t5_2to41 | 26 | PetiteTrumpetButt: TIFU by being like the girl who gets too drunk too fast.
At work we're all college kids who like the same things. So one day I wasn't working they all made a group chat and I was a little hurt I wasn't included. I showed that by joking around about it and it became a joke that I was the outsider and ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1426833113 | 1426860348 | t3_2zob9c | t5_2to41 | 11 | Mwelg: TIFU by trying to be over-friendly
So I just got out of class and was headed to the campus cafe for some lunch. While scanning the dining hall, I spotted this beautiful girl that I've been talking to for a couple weeks and decided to sit with her. Right as I sat down, a slightly over-weight friend of hers also j... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426834804 | 1426857106 | t3_2zod4q | t5_2to41 | 380 | bleedthrough: TIFU by sending a seemingly suicidal photo using Fling, got messages not to do it.
Okay, so I was trying this whole Fling app, which is something similar to Snapchat (or so my friends say). I only discovered it when someone posted about in /r/Philippines. Since I have not installed any of those apps (Tind... | 6 | 63.333333 | |
1426828393 | 1426841620 | t3_2zo56q | t5_2to41 | 8 | GuyOutsideYourWindow: TIFU by fus ro dah'ing
Ok so my friends parents are fundamentalist christians and my friend is an atheist so of course they watch him like a hawk me and him were joking about skyrim and then I yelled "FUS RO DAH!" and his parents ran up the stairs and thought we were summoning the devil or some sh... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426835203 | 1427004098 | t3_2zodlo | t5_2to41 | 23 | Dire_wolf76: TIFU by ranting at work
So this happened just a few hours ago, I was mopping the floor at work since we were slow and I was bored, I had gotten about a half of the store mopped when a crowd of people decided to come in, for some unknown reason people in my wares tend to travel in groups, having anxiety i... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1426830764 | 1426891929 | t3_2zo8bi | t5_2to41 | 37 | DonVarguitas10: TIFU: By telling my girlfriend of 6 years I was atheist
Background info: I was raised Catholic, my mom, devoted AF. My entire family is very religious and so is my GF, me, not at all. To each their own, right? Anyways, I was watching a movie with my GF, of 6 years, and for some reason she looked over at... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1426835716 | 1426912189 | t3_2zoe41 | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: (I'm a kennel maid) TIFU by Forgetting to give a customer's dog back.
Happened yesterday. I work in a kennels. I'm female.
Last customer of the day turns up to collect his dog. My engrained routine is to hand the dog over first and then sort out payment. But because this dog is an uncontrollable lunatic, w... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1426838941 | 1426841709 | t3_2zohew | t5_2to41 | 5 | tiago1178: TIFU by skipping a bunch of classes
So I skipped a bunch of classes from a subject I hate and don't need for anything but that also means I will fail that subject.
My parents just found out and told me that they are ashamed of having me.
What the fuck am I supposed to do? I was waking up at 8 am and doin... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426839458 | 1426852043 | t3_2zohw7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Tulip_Pusher: TIFU by forgetting my SO's birthday
It was terrible. We are long distance and i didn't call her or text her all day because i was going to wait till midnight to be the first one and what not.
I leave a cute voice mail at midnight and lay down and then realize that I ignored her on her birthday and was ac... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1426839263 | 1426880921 | t3_2zohpu | t5_2to41 | 12 | ShooterMgauvin: TIFU by watching Spartacus
This TIFU took place yesterday. Recently I've been watching Spartacus with my laptop, usually I watch episodes before I go to bed and whenever I start falling asleep I just shut the lid. Long story short, in the episode I was watching Spartacus was walking through the gladiato... | 4 | 3 | |
1426831385 | 1426847053 | t3_2zo94u | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping troubleshoot an internet connectivity issue using my phone.
First of all, let's establish the workplace. It's a school. It's a Catholic school and the age range is from 4-18. So, in general life has to be kept pretty G rated.
As an IT support kinda guy and being the (reasonably) helpful ... | 3 | 4 | |
1426840902 | 1426852272 | t3_2zoj77 | t5_2to41 | 0 | isaacjusom: TIFU by outing myself(coming out) which turns bad
so i had jux completed high school....then
oneday,i went to my dads tablet n login my
email account for some random things.after i
was done with it,i had to attend to something
so i forgot to logout(my biggest mistake
ever)..so days later,one night...my dad ... | 3 | 0 | |
1426811791 | 1426867453 | t3_2zncd0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheAtariKid: TIFU by laughing about a broken car radio.
It started today when my dad and I went to gas up my mom's car. He wanted to listen to a radio show on the way there, but I warned him that the buttons were broken and it was impossible to set, but he's the most stubborn person I've ever met. He attempted to set i... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426843311 | 1426871158 | t3_2zolj7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at the solar eclipse.
Hey all! So as you may have heard there is currently a solar eclipse happening in the UK (correct me if it is not just the UK). So I woke up at around 08:00 I saw on my Facebook newsfeed that it started at 8:26.
This is where the FU begins.
I sure you've all heard that... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426843418 | 1426854120 | t3_2zolmw | t5_2to41 | 49 | AmITheOneWhoKnocks: TIFU by doing shrooms
This happened last month and I was debating whether or not to post it, clearly I decided yes. I'll try and keep this short and sweet. Last month I went on a holiday to Amsterdam, filled with the ability to purchase drugs, legally. As any young person would I decided to experime... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1426844948 | 1426847308 | t3_2zon3u | t5_2to41 | 6 | GrizzlyMaye: TIFU by not saying "will you?"
I'm a first year in uni and there is this girl in my class that I've been admiring for the past few weeks. Today we were doing an exercise where we had partners, one person was silent and the other described everything they were doing. She come up at me and asked to be partne... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426846069 | 1426873276 | t3_2zoo7j | t5_2to41 | 8 | xiztz: TIFU by staying off school.
So i stayed off school. Not the brightest idea because i have exams in 3-4 weeks. I also never told my parents.
So i woke up and really couldn't be bothered going to school, although i knew my parents wouldn't let me stay, they were at work which mean't texting or phoning them. They... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1426846889 | 1426849388 | t3_2zop4j | t5_2to41 | 16 | mercu7y: TIFU by being a holocaust denier.
so at work a few minutes ago we were working and one of my coworkers was going around recording us saying random phrases for some reason. I didn't know about this and i was thinking about the internet and how fucked it is and for some reason when my coworker came around to me ... | 4 | 4 | |
1426845180 | 1426855432 | t3_2zoncs | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by not holding the lift door
I've had countless TIFUs over the years but this one takes the cake... and it just happened.
It started when I decided to take a break from my studies to go for dinner at the shopping mall. I took the train there and I was at floor B2, or the lowest floor in the basement. ... | 5 | 17 | |
1426846475 | 1426853640 | t3_2zooo3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | fucknozzle: TIFU by using my default camera settings
Cool eclipse just happened in the UK.
I decided to do a timelapse video of it, and set my Iphone up in the window, to record the street outside.
Let it run for 1.5 hours, it's a bit cloudy but it definitely got dark and light.
So, TIL that Iphone video camera defa... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1426848209 | 1426850580 | t3_2zoqjr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accusing a friend of cheating on her partner...
There's been rumours flying around about this for a while and I decided to try and look into it myself because if I was being cheated on, I'd sure as hell want someone to tell me.
I decided it would be a good idea to get the info straight from the hors... | 4 | 1 | |
1426849750 | 1427148326 | t3_2zosbg | t5_2to41 | 6 | jadedgoldfish: TIFU by going to bed with cramps
I went to bed with menstrual cramps and spent the entire sleep dreaming that I was pregnant, imminently due, and having contractions. For some reason, I dreamt that I was pregnant with twins and going to give birth any moment and was just waiting for my water to break. Fo... | 6 | 1 | |
1426834312 | 1426869340 | t3_2zoclv | t5_2to41 | 4 | PirateMud: TIFU by not going to the gig...
Earlier this week, I was told about a cool sounding gig that was happening on Thursday night so I thought I'd go along... but I was tired on Wednesday night and almost overslept - so I didn't go.
Instead I thought I'd try unlocking and updating my old phone so it could be a g... | 4 | 1 | |
1426851510 | 1426852410 | t3_2zouf3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I had a shot with a girl
So all last night I was up talking to a friend of mine, and I thought that me and her had something that could eventually lead to us becoming more than friends. She began by asking about my weekend plans, asking if I was gonna be coming out because she wanted to hang... | 3 | 1 | |
1426852021 | 1426852733 | t3_2zov3z | t5_2to41 | 5 | duckyduckay: TIFU by trying to take a shortcut
I was going to walk to the mall to buy headphones, on my usual path they started to construct an apartment type complex a few months ago.I knew that if I go straight through it I would at the mall.So I decide to walk through it.
once Im inside I walk for maybe 10 minutes... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426852686 | 1426857748 | t3_2zovyj | t5_2to41 | 3 | MyLoveHammer: TIFU telling my roomates our landlord was kicking us out in 90 days
I am subletting to them, and thought it would be nice to give them the heads up. They both decided to move out in the next couple weeks. Now I have 3 months worth of rent to pay by myself.
Never do your friends a favor.
Hell_spawn666: Ca... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426852623 | 1426943559 | t3_2zovvm | t5_2to41 | 8,596 | spartacusp: TIFU by creeping on a girl in the school library
Edit: Narrated by the hilarious Cyae1. https://youtu.be/xz3euUpu2VE
This happened minutes ago. I'm sitting in the school library on a computer. In the library there are clusters of six computers arranged around a circular table with each screen facing outwar... | 19 | 452.421053 | |
1426852828 | 1426856783 | t3_2zow4o | t5_2to41 | 2 | british_weapon45555: TIFU by thinking the solar eclipse was just the moon
This (unlike some post) actually happened today.
So the day started as any other, got up, got dressed, then went to sixth form (I live in the UK).
Anyway, the time came where the solar eclipse actually happened. I was going to my next class, and ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426853355 | 1426858117 | t3_2zowur | t5_2to41 | 6 | MotorBoatUrAnus: TIFU by going out with a girl i really like and ended up semi hooking up with her friend.
So St. Paddy's day came with a lot of liquor and laughs. A whole lot of in the moment activity. I bumped into one of my friends who was with Jill and Ashley. They asked me to tag along for the rest of the night, i... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426853984 | 1426864966 | t3_2zoxne | t5_2to41 | 509 | TheJollyHashMan: TIFU by laughing at a drunk man
Just to get this out of the way, this happened a few years ago. I know, I'm sorry, but here we go. It was wintertime in New England and I was in the passenger seat of my sisters car, while she drove, headed home. We're pulling up to an intersection, about to make a right... | 4 | 127.25 | |
1426854193 | 1426861520 | t3_2zoxxa | t5_2to41 | 15 | tr3g: TIFU by trusting Ticketmaster more than CBS
This in the past 24 hours...
My kid really, really wanted to go to a March Madness game so we got tickets and drove 9 hours to Pittsburgh to make it happen.
He and a friend were crazy tired after the trip (though they were sleeping and watching videos in the back sea... | 3 | 5 | |
1426854776 | 1426898717 | t3_2zoysc | t5_2to41 | 239 | brianito: TIFU by telling the truth to a customer
This happened a month ago.
I work at a hotel. A regular Guest, who has been staying every Mon-Thu for the past three years, asked me why we he couldn't get his usual room that week. Without thinking, I said "Because we're spraying it for bed bu..."
Haven't seen him si... | 7 | 34.142857 | |
1426846660 | 1426867339 | t3_2zoow1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Meowzr: TIFU My entire life.
[Long read]
I shouldn't really say this happened today, as it happened over a course of 16 years.
Throughout my life a shit load of bad stuff has happened, and I never really was left 'intact' after the events, some of which weren't my fault... When I was born my father was never there f... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426855127 | 1426858727 | t3_2zozap | t5_2to41 | 9 | thelastwordbender: TIFU by reading a TIFU
Happened 5 minutes ago. I read [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2zkmxi/tifu_by_googling_what_should_remain_ungoogled/cpjwdz8) and the sub comments at work. My face involuntarily made such an expression that my colleague from the next cubicle asked me what's wrong. I... | 3 | 3 | |
1426855592 | 1426866043 | t3_2zozzr | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost being run over
Happened last night.
So I was having a smoke with some friends and was on my way home. My friend wanted to stop at a petrol station for some food so we jumped a wall and were there. There was a car with its doors wide open outside the bit where you buy stuff and a guy who looke... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426858092 | 1426983349 | t3_2zp40q | t5_2to41 | 191 | [deleted]: TIFU by quoting The Simpsons
Last night my wife was lecturing me about needing to help out around the house more. Her complaints were justified, but that's beside the point. Well, she starts to list things that I was supposed to do but didn't, and at this point in the conversation is fairly pissed. With a ... | 15 | 12.733333 | |
1426857272 | 1426860278 | t3_2zp2pg | t5_2to41 | 2 | Rodny67: TIFU by almost punching a 5th grader
this started a while ago when i was a wee little freshman in high school. i always taken the bus home and the bus was kinda my territory. not in a bad way, i didnt rule over the bus i was that dude who everyone knew. Then one day the school and the bus company decided to ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426857862 | 1426892989 | t3_2zp3nd | t5_2to41 | 212 | intensely: TIFU by taking pictures of a solar eclipse.
So I was trying to photograph my first solar eclipse today in Europe and I managed to snag a couple hundred pictures.
Turns out the camera was set to potato quality and they all ended up being 640×480
**:(**
Edit: Screw you people on the front page with your... | 6 | 35.333333 | |
1426858638 | 1426880777 | t3_2zp4xf | t5_2to41 | 11 | ElderBowlsIVHighrim: TIFU by sitting on a light bulb
Before I begin, let me start by saying the light bulb isn't in my anus. (Sorry)
So, I work for a company that does structural repair in crawlspace under houses. Part of this work requires replacing joists, girders and band (the inner perimeter of wood for your house... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1426859256 | 1426861697 | t3_2zp5zc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not using correct terminology on r/trueatheism
I wanted to know why some people care enough to assert that no deities exist. I thought the term for that was "atheist".
Turns out there's such things as "strong atheism" and "weak atheism".
Ended up getting a thread where half the responses were bashi... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1426859237 | 1426860046 | t3_2zp5y1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | noworrysman: TIFU by letting my dog lick my face and lips
Owner of female dog here (or is bitch owner acceptable? Please advise) anyway dog is in heat at the minute and is constantly licking away the excess (you know) from her lady area. Forgetting she had just been at herself for about 10mins previous I let her lick m... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426859399 | 1426865127 | t3_2zp68o | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my favorite vibrator on the coffee table.
I live in a house by myself... with a relatively young dog (almost 2 yrs) and an 11 yr old cat. I decided I was going to run an errand or two before the mall closed one night two weeks ago. I'd been feeling particularly aroused, so I grabbed my favori... | 3 | 1 | |
1426858316 | 1426861850 | t3_2zp4f2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ohhwerd: TIFU by locking myself out
So have a work at home day because of impending snow.
Son who normally goes to parents in laws to walk to school was here with me, but missed his bus, he forgot what time it comes as its been months since he last rode it.
So go to leave and just as I pull the door shut, realize my ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426859833 | 1426887366 | t3_2zp6yi | t5_2to41 | 41 | powerday: TIFU by forgetting what side of the table I'm on in an interview
Today I had a 2nd round phone interview for a summer internship. I got the call, but the person on the other side was not very confident and it started of as more of a "what do you want to do" rather than "let's get to know you and see if you're... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1426860496 | 1426920179 | t3_2zp88i | t5_2to41 | 59 | VanSmellsing: TIFU by fox paws.
My whole life I've been pronouncing "faux pas" as fox paws. Even going as far as to correct other people.
Turns out I was wrong, and have spread my idiocy.
TL;DR: my whole life is now a fox paws.
CloudTheWolf: i thought i was in /r/furry
FurryHuevos: O.O
CloudTheWolf: username checks... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1426860707 | 1426944847 | t3_2zp8nj | t5_2to41 | 147 | anassholeapparently: TIFU by convincing my girlfriend the apocalypse had arrived.
I have a painfully stupid girlfriend, hot, but more or less the real life version of Jillian from Family Guy. Anyway, we are currently in Copenhagen staying with my grandparents. Last night I asked her if she was excited to see the Eclips... | 10 | 14.7 | |
1426861242 | 1426861839 | t3_2zp9ny | t5_2to41 | 17 | ramsfan00: TIFU by using my personal email account for work
Long story short, I work in IT for my firm. A client was having issues emailing one of our internal employees. In order to communicate with the client I decided to use my one of my personal gmail accounts. After I got the issue taken care of, the client rep... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1426861205 | 1426862134 | t3_2zp9kq | t5_2to41 | 4 | awfullyawful: TIFU the work dress code
Well, I started a new job this week. Let's just say it's been a very, very long time since I've worked for anyone other than myself, and I normally do my own thing, and wear what I want.
At my job the dress code was a bit beyond what I was equipped for. I had only one long sleeve... | 4 | 1 | |
1426862513 | 1426863340 | t3_2zpc5a | t5_2to41 | 4 | leilanirawr: TIFU booking my airplane flight
This TIFU happened at 8pm last night and I am writing this from th airplane. Sorry for any auto correct mistakes.
Backstory: I'm in school currently and in a long distance relationship. I visit my partner every break I have in between quarters so we have book my flight to A... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426863681 | 1426924581 | t3_2zpele | t5_2to41 | 893 | 4rowaway: TIFU by spitting into a public toilet
I'm suffering from a really bad cold at the moment with all the usual symptoms, bad throat, sore eyes, headache, snotty nose, chest infection. I barely made it into work this morning. Instead of sniffing and swallowing I thought I'd flem it up and spit into the toilets at... | 14 | 63.785714 | |
1426863859 | 1426874085 | t3_2zpezx | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by debugging my teams code and assuring my boss our program was working great.
There has been some bugs sneaking into production lately because they hired 2 new developers. These guys are fresh out of school and have no idea what they are doing. I'm not the team leader but the guy who is has been in a l... | 7 | 12.142857 | |
1426864294 | 1426869415 | t3_2zpfw5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | cschiff89: TIFU by forgetting the decimal point
The winner of my fantasy football league finally got around to collecting his money. I did not have cash on me, so I paid him through venmo linked to my checking account. I thought I typed in $20 only to get a confirmation email that my payment of $2000 has been received.... | 3 | 1 | |
1426865807 | 1426888340 | t3_2zpj0t | t5_2to41 | 61 | OMGaRealAfrican: TIFU by being a teenager and getting my dog eaten by a leopard
Thunderl1ps: You let a leopard kill your dog without even trying to help. Pussy.
Reddits_owner: Should of punched it in the face like the guy dos to the monkey
the_infamous_izzy: YES!!!
Maybe throw out some colorfully beaded extensions.... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1426872425 | 1426902880 | t3_2zpjyc | t5_2to41 | 46 | Zegaritz: Really? I just see it as some harmless teasing.
johnminusanh: Upvote for you. I mentioned the whole "playful" bit to convey teasing, but there will always be people that don't like your significant other...
zveroshka: This is a real problem man. One day it's teasing the next day she is having a threesome with... | 13 | 3.538462 | |
1426866293 | 1426872736 | t3_2zpk16 | t5_2to41 | 12 | BaconNinja89: TIFU by reading my girlfriend's Facebook messages and discovering she's talking to her ex.
I haven't told her I've read the Facebook message but I basically gave her a bunch of chances to come clean and tell me she's been speaking to him. She 100% will not admit that they've spoken aside from right after ... | 3 | 4 | |
1426866859 | 1426868191 | t3_2zpl7w | t5_2to41 | 2 | Tsing_Tao: TIFU by not watching the last episode of breaking bad
I was on Medical leave and watched the entire series in a couple of weeks but never watched the last episode.
Kelldizzle: (Spoiler Alert) Walter White builds a remote control machine gun and kills everyone except Jessie. Then Walt gets shot and its over.... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1426866598 | 1426934312 | t3_2zpknt | t5_2to41 | 24 | Diomanger: TIFU by raping someone (trigger warning) (SFW)
NeverStyle: First of all, did you use Jenny as a reference to the submission we dare not mention?
I... really don't know how to respond to this submission as a whole. First of all, let me make it clear I don't think you were necessarily wrong in this situation... | 10 | 2.4 | |
1426866762 | 1426939062 | t3_2zpl0t | t5_2to41 | 114 | ElKapitan365: TIFU by trying to be a good husband
I am currently in the middle of experiencing this FU, sitting on the front porch as I don't feel safe going inside.
My wife is in class and the kids are at pre-school, so at least I only endangered myself. I got back from Afghanistan last week and decided that I shou... | 5 | 22.8 | |
1426866947 | 1426874234 | t3_2zplev | t5_2to41 | 5 | lametown_poopypants: TIFU by letting my friend roll down the window
Obligatory not today but when I was in high school.
So in high school, we got a kick out of yelling things out of the car at people. One of my friends took it to the next level and had a PA system installed on his truck so he could really announce ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426867333 | 1427143960 | t3_2zpm8p | t5_2to41 | 25 | AbortRetryImplode: TIFU by ordering coffee like a douchebag
I had a late night doing server upgrades and so I decided to reward myself this morning with the free coffee that's been sitting unused on my Starbucks card. I'm normally a black coffee or earl grey tea kind of girl. I'll buy coffee for my employees and peop... | 5 | 5 | |
1426797614 | 1426980345 | t3_2zmib0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | RicottaPuffs: TIFU by opening a door.
After many years in a another field, I now work in retail. I love my company, my job and the diversity of people who form our customer base. That is the positive aspect of our business. We get to meet and enjoy so many people and attempt to make them happy.
Most of our clientele a... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1426865571 | 1426882820 | t3_2zpijk | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to prove iPhones are durable
So, iphone's generally have a reputation for breaking easily which i've always disapproved as i've had both and iPhone 4s and an iPhone 5s which i've dropped several times to prove my point.
However, today i was playing the game 'aa' which is rather frustrating, t... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1426868415 | 1426874117 | t3_2zpoms | t5_2to41 | 7 | Shiroturtle: TIFU by losing the girl I love
This didn't happen today, but it happened 3 weeks ago. Not gonna use real names here. Sorry if it's a long one, just have to explain why this is my FU.
I met this girl called Nat through Tinder. We hooked up and everything felt perfect for many months to follow. The whole 9 ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1426868535 | 1426869581 | t3_2zpovb | t5_2to41 | 18 | magicsmarties: TIFU By unplugging a PC
[T=Two years ago]
OK so another tifu post reminded me of this incident because it happened around a similar sounding circular arrangement of university library computers. 6 or so PCs arranged around a central column facing outwards, with the power sockets on said central column.
... | 3 | 6 | |
1426868668 | 1426870056 | t3_2zpp59 | t5_2to41 | 4 | HelloMoojoo: TIFU by staring directly at the solar eclipse
So it was 9am and i heard there was gonna be a solar eclipse, though you werent likely to see anything where i live (north england) with all the clouds in the sky, so i didnt take much notice and didnt rally care about it much anyway. So when i finished eating ... | 4 | 1 | |
1426869119 | 1426871914 | t3_2zpq5i | t5_2to41 | 5 | slugshead: TIFU: Looking at whats's coming around the roundabout rather than infront of me.
So I was driving home on the motorway after going shopping, on the sliproad leaving the roundabout I wasn't really paying attention, thought the guy infront of me did actually pull out.
I was looking right to see if any more t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426868764 | 1426879653 | t3_2zppdc | t5_2to41 | 6 | ohnoudid: TIFU by using my sister's computer.
She wasn't home. My laptop did not connect to the WiFi, so I thought I would stream a movie in hers. And there it is, I see fifty shades of grey currently downloading in the background. She is barely 16.
And this is just days after I was talking to my friend saying I would... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426869802 | 1426870438 | t3_2zprl1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | goliathX01: tifu by using my phone in the movies
So like many tifu's this happened a few days ago. So I've been texting this girl who's pretty hot on plenty of fish for a week now. We decided to meet up on friday at mcdonalds. I'm there waiting for her and as soon as she sees me she gives me a big hug and clings to me ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1426869989 | 1426872144 | t3_2zpry8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Apex_Series: TIFU in the shower.
I just had a new water heater installed and I never checked what the temps are set too.
I turned the water up to hot and aimed my detachable shower head at my ass. I ended up deliberately shooting steaming hot water right onto my asshole.
k0mk0v: Why the hell do people like aiming wa... | 3 | 5 | |
1426869850 | 1426871214 | t3_2zprol | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by jokingly asking GF's friend a stupid question
It happened the other day. The realisation happened just now.
Me and GF recently became parents. (On purpose.)
GF's friend was over the other day. I jokingly pad her on the stomach and ask if *she* is going to have one anytime soon.
Today GF told me her... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426869829 | 1426875846 | t3_2zprn4 | t5_2to41 | 37 | ChunkyDunk1: TIFU by forgetting to change my paper title
For my english 102 class I had to write an account of an argument on a piece of literature we've read. I decided to do it on Moby Dick. After writing the paper I still had not come up with a title so I just put in anything. Fast forward to me handing in the paper... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1426870058 | 1426872736 | t3_2zps3j | t5_2to41 | 4 | DoomsdayDog174: TIFU by not answering the phone
Just happened a few minutes ago.
So after getting $600-700 together (may not seem like much, but I'm not old enough to get a job yet), I decided to build myself a gaming PC. I ordered the parts from three different vendors--Amazon, Newegg, and Micro Center--and couldn't ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426870821 | 1426871543 | t3_2zptsy | t5_2to41 | 4 | demoncamber: TIFU by breaking my keyboard.
NeverStyle: How were you able to type the submission title so perfectly?
superfaget420yolo: Luck
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426870661 | 1426923459 | t3_2zptg5 | t5_2to41 | 37 | shitty_sister: TIFU by doing my brother's best friend in my house with a self employed dad NSFW
Like most stories on here this didn't happen today it happened a few weeks ago
So, me and my brothers best friend we'll call him A have been sending flirty snapchats for over a year now and a few months back the messages st... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1426867432 | 1426872156 | t3_2zpmgt | t5_2to41 | 33 | GreenGooh: TIFU Smoking dat green and trying not to be rude.
Happened a few semesters ago.
I'm a casual goer when it comes to the greens, 1 or 2 puffs will get me high as a kite. I'm the kind that just fall asleep whenever I smoke.
Recently I've come upon some of dat cali stank from one of my buddy. I only smoke in ... | 3 | 11 | |
1426870762 | 1426878278 | t3_2zptns | t5_2to41 | 5 | hazsull: TIFU by messaging my boss
Hi there, first time poster, many times fuck-upper. Here's one of my more recent escapades that I've been told needs going on here. Recently I've been in a string of huge-terrible meetings for the launch of some boring arse project at my even more boring job. Safe to say I've been fil... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426871266 | 1426928466 | t3_2zputb | t5_2to41 | 426 | JK_bowlin: TIFU by taking 'rock out with your cock out' to heart
I must admit that this was years ago:
It was a cold February afternoon in Toronto. I was waiting outside the Koolhaus, which was a popular music venue then. I forget the band playing (I think Sevendust). As this venue was quite hot I always wore shorts ... | 6 | 71 | |
1426871481 | 1426871581 | t3_2zpv97 | t5_2to41 | 9 | jesuisledoctor: TIFU by sending a pic to the wrong person NSFW
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend and she asked me to send her a picture I had previously sent her of my junk. I don't like the way pictures come up for sending a message when you push the camera button, so I always go into the picture app on my phone a... | 3 | 3 | |
1426871556 | 1426871760 | t3_2zpvff | t5_2to41 | 9 | paidenblood: TIFU by calling the girl driving me home from school fat and unattractive
So this happened a few years ago but it's a pretty funny story. I was a freshman in college and had found a ride home for spring break with a random girl through a ride sharing app. Her name was Sarah. Sarah texts me to let me know s... | 3 | 3 | |
1426871776 | 1426872684 | t3_2zpvvj | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ruggiez: TIFU by sending a text to the wrong person
So in typical fashion, this didn't happen today. It was about 4 years ago now. I was in highschool and had met one hell of a girl through a mutual friend. Things progressed quickly between us, and it wasn't long before I was sneaking into her house at night to enga... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426872246 | 1426969424 | t3_2zpwum | t5_2to41 | 1,702 | [deleted]: TIFU by knocking a monkey out.
I'm in Bali on holiday with my girlfriend. She had just had her hair braided with lots of colorful beads. Today we visited the Monkey Forrest. Within an hour of being there, she was assaulted. A monkey jumped up and grabbed for the beads, essentially ripping her hair out. She s... | 13 | 130.923077 |
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