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1427314371 | 1427378023 | t3_30ahl4 | t5_2to41 | 779 | Unicornsnrnbows: TIFU by dreaming there was a hot girl in the bed next to me.
Recently I took a trip with four other dudes to do some dirt biking in the desert. We had two hotel rooms, two in one, two other friends (we'll call them Brett and Steve) and me in the other. Brett slept in his sleeping bag on the floor, and ... | 5 | 155.8 | |
1427314831 | 1427342137 | t3_30aimt | t5_2to41 | 13 | MyDeloreanWontStart: TIFU by smashing a pipe apart
Bit of background- I do a bit of mechanical, plumbing work for the elderly sometimes.
This house was a thousand years old. The rust was rusted. There were rats living in the skeletons of other rats. It was disgusting. The only person who lived there was an insane 94... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1427314289 | 1427316734 | t3_30ahef | t5_2to41 | -3 | jaayrivaas: TIFU by having an April fools prank take a huge left turn
I'll just start by saying this happened 3 years ago but it's my first post and wanting to post this story.
Some backstory: so I have tried (and failed) to have a relationship with this girl(let's call her Ashley) all of my sophomore year and part of... | 4 | -0.75 | |
1427315542 | 1427322904 | t3_30ak9y | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU How I Got The Worst Friendzoning of All Time
Since i only found TIFU today, this story is quite old and was about me in grade 8. Im pretty sure this story belongs in cringe but whatever. Anyways I was out with my friend and his girlfriend on haloween and we proceeded to get a bunch of candy and walk aro... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1427316310 | 1427330689 | t3_30am30 | t5_2to41 | 5 | pumper911: TIFU by accidentally Facebook friend requesting a co-op board member who is interviewing me tonight.
Recently made an offer on a co-op which was accepted by the seller. The board called my wife and I to have an interview with them tonight, which is the last step before the board tells you if you're approved ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427317157 | 1427457885 | t3_30ao2j | t5_2to41 | 128 | Dioburnsyourpuppies: TIFU by making a horrifying math project. It's up in the hallway.
In math class we had to do a graphing project. We had to do an animal, so I did Kermit the Frog as a real frog. He has blood and fire surrounding him, teeth for feet, not to mention how he also has creepy Mayan-like inscriptions on h... | 7 | 18.285714 | |
1427317143 | 1427394187 | t3_30ao1j | t5_2to41 | 40 | cmurphy4: TIFU by hugging my grandma
Ok so today was my grandmas birthday and every year we go to my uncles house to celebrate and as I'm getting into my moms car to leave for the 5 minute drive to my uncles I have to take a shit. I figured I could just hold it for 5 minutes. Nope soon as we hit the road I have to go b... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1427318431 | 1427318913 | t3_30ar1y | t5_2to41 | 7 | Whotella: TIFU by calling a handicapped girl a bitch.
**DISCLAIMER:**Before you hate me, please read this whole post.
Alright this happened when I was in the third grade. I was a pretty good kid, I eavesdrop a lot and sometimes would hear my parents use the word *"bitch"* I, being an innocent third grader thought this... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427318332 | 1427373792 | t3_30aqtx | t5_2to41 | 363 | ToMiz9: TIFU by not thinking before I spoke
So over the weekend I was at my girlfriend's house (we're both HS seniors) and while we were waiting for her mom to fix lunch they began talking about my gf going on birth control soon (Not because we have sex or anything, we're both virgins and plan on waiting if we do in fa... | 8 | 45.375 | |
1427319405 | 1427320843 | t3_30atdq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my boyfriend
When my boyfriend recently promised to take me out on nice dates like he used to, I believed him. I don't know what his problem with me is, but he kept asking for sex and more before we could even schedule a brand new first date.
He would give me excuses saying he woul... | 5 | 1 | |
1427318253 | 1427322511 | t3_30aqnn | t5_2to41 | 10 | TigerDahBest: TIFU By teaching my kid vocabulary words.
So, my kid is in kindergarten, and being a 20 year old mom its hard teaching kids what to say and what not to say. (I was a teen mom)
So im at home, teaching my kid the set of vocab words he had for homework, and the task was to make words out of the set gives, fo... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427320997 | 1427322155 | t3_30ax0r | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a Subway sandwich
So I bought nothing but bacon on white bread and went home (as I usually do), but for some reason, the sandwich tasted different. After eating one half of the footlong, I opened up the bread, and was shown an unexpectedly disgusting sight.
Literally pure fat was attached to ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1427321332 | 1427363590 | t3_30axrl | t5_2to41 | 77 | loinfroth: TIFU by testing the old myth during shagging*
don_Mugurel: You managed to stay faithful for 5 years apart? must be some kind of record.
loinfroth: had to drill out the cum from the tub drain
RocketQ: Jesus christ, just cum into a shoe box like a normal person!
torik0: Just reading this brings back spores ... | 7 | 11 | |
1427320619 | 1427400108 | t3_30aw4u | t5_2to41 | 3 | DishyDolly: TIFU, I sold two pairs of my used panties !
Wore them all day for a bet and sold them in minutes of listing... Wow! Who Knew???
TheCosmicSerpent: What part of this was a fuck up? Sounds like you came out on top here
DishyDolly: LOL, Yea, guess I did, just never did that before, I was selling old shoes on a ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427318117 | 1427385254 | t3_30aqcm | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my brothers shaver
By being the 15 year old going through his pubescent year that I am, I didn't want to walk around looking like a twat with bum fluff in my lip. I decided that I'd ask my brother is I could borrow his shaver. Him being the 18 year old bellend that he is he thought that it'd ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427318610 | 1427324976 | t3_30argh | t5_2to41 | 4 | AurumLupus: TIFU by arguing about the worst fandoms (NSFW) (Maybe)
So, me and my friends were all on skype, and we were going on about the scariest fandoms, and it came down to the Twilight fans, the Bronies, and the Harry Potter fans. I've seen some shit, as one of my friends puts it, "He's seen more shit than your an... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1427321843 | 1427356802 | t3_30ayya | t5_2to41 | 45 | Deflargo: TIFU by faking stomach aches
FFS kids, don't fake sickness to stay home from school, or this may happen. You know those days when you just don't want to go to school or work? Yeah, me too. Whenever I don't want to go I just say I'm nauseous and feel like I'll puke. I got really good at faking it too. Well on... | 3 | 15 | |
1427322291 | 1427324259 | t3_30b00t | t5_2to41 | 16 | AlextheGinger: TIFU at the school cafeteria
So we've got a pretty good Cafeteria going on at school that actually makes decent food (burgers, pizzas, subs, chicken strips, rice on their own days). Today i got the chicken burger deluxe (bacon and cheese). After i ordered the sweet old lady said "i wont even bother askin... | 4 | 4 | |
1427321598 | 1427323473 | t3_30aye0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | The_Flying_Scotsman_: TIFU by forgetting to duck
This happened literally 30 seconds ago
I am a 6ft 7 inch (200cm) guy who lives in a house with my parents and 6ft doorframes.
I was just going downstairs to get a glass of water before bed so feeling tired and completely forgot about the difference in height between my h... | 4 | 2 | |
1427319091 | 1427326735 | t3_30asml | t5_2to41 | 20 | JimmyTorpedo: TIFU By watching my SO get an iced coffee thrown at her.
TIFU Reddit because, well the first FU was not mine, it was the dude taking our oder at DD. Two iced coffees as usual for my old lady and I, spare no expanses. I turn my back for a second and turning back around I see homeboy hand/shove the large dr... | 4 | 5 | |
1427322968 | 1427341057 | t3_30b1iy | t5_2to41 | 20 | Gatorade_Farter: TIFU eating Carolina reaper by accident
I dont even have to talk about it. I feel like i am the sun. Not even milk is helping at this point. This time im going to seperate my hot peppers and normal peppers
cinnapaw: Canadian here, what is a Carolina reaper!!!
suigenic: American here, I have no idea wha... | 15 | 1.333333 | |
1427324335 | 1427367276 | t3_30b4kw | t5_2to41 | 68 | TIFUthrowaway14: TIFU by taking advantage of a drunk coworker
This happened last night. It was one of my co-workers last day yesterday so our team was going to take him out for a proper farewell. I am a female in my early 20's and have always thought this coworker was very cute and have always had a little crush on him... | 4 | 17 | |
1427323673 | 1427345806 | t3_30b34j | t5_2to41 | 8 | Yo_Eleven: TIFU by being the target of child predators.
This is my story from 1995 or so. I went over to my Dad's house (my parents are divorced) to spend a weekend there. When I got there, he showed me his computer, which had "America Online" installed. For those unfamiliar, AOL was a huge internet program that had lo... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427323786 | 1427357872 | t3_30b3dj | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a Pebble Smartwatch at the Apple Store
So I went to the Apple Store the other day to get my Mac fixed. While standing in line, I decide to check some notifications on my black Pebble. The second I start using it, some kid yells, "Hey! Is that the Apple Watch?" and almost everyone around me st... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1427323938 | 1427344780 | t3_30b3qf | t5_2to41 | 119 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a scam
What I did today was incredibly stupid but I'm going to first explain my line of thinking. I like to take surveys on Reddit. Some of the surveys have incentives such as "you can win a $50 gift card for ____" so I take a lot of those surveys.
Today I get woken up by a call to my ce... | 7 | 17 | |
1427325766 | 1427418385 | t3_30b7us | t5_2to41 | 28 | RichDestiny: TIFU By pepper-spraying myself
This actually happened about a week ago, but I'm fine now.
I'm a high school student and that day I got home around my normal time of 6:00 after practice. However, little did I know, I was in for an eventful night. Before dinner, I went into our family's office area to get ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1427325103 | 1427413183 | t3_30b6bz | t5_2to41 | 359 | Tamerlinian: TIFU by telling my nephew he is adopted.
Let me start off by saying I have a huge family. There's way too many relatives to keep track of, and it's pretty common to run into family members you've never seen/heard of before at birthday parties.
So today my grandma was baby sitting one of the family kids (... | 9 | 39.888889 | |
1427326190 | 1427375772 | t3_30b8ow | t5_2to41 | 202 | amanalana: TIFU by flashing a pastor in an attempt to win over my boyfriend's family.
This happened Sunday. I was not raised in a religious setting, therefore I don't consider myself anything. His family is Lutheran, but very devout. He only attends church with them while he's in town. He asked me to come with him this... | 6 | 33.666667 | |
1427326366 | 1427367601 | t3_30b94k | t5_2to41 | 6 | veekcore: TIFU by calling myself a flower at a lie in state
So, Singapore's founding Prime Minister, Mr Lee Kuan Yew, recently passed away, and they're holding a lie in state at the Parliament House for citizens to pay their final respects, and the reported waiting time was about 4-8 hours (I waited 1.5 hours).
It's ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427323413 | 1427353255 | t3_30b2jc | t5_2to41 | 8 | twasjustbantar: TIFU by poking my eye again and again
Happened about 5 minutes ago and I thought I would share one of the most painful things I've ever done to myself.
Context, I wear glasses due to being short sighted but never liked wearing glasses. But when ever I tried contact's at the options with someone watching... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427327505 | 1427328494 | t3_30bbnu | t5_2to41 | 7 | peegull: TIFU by ordering two pizzas
So I've been home alone for the past several hours and all I've been doing is watching Parks and Rec. I was kinda hungry so I impulse-bought two large pizzas and 2 liters of coke. In hindsight, I probably should've realized that I couldn't eat it all so now I basically have two larg... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427328414 | 1427449162 | t3_30bdpd | t5_2to41 | 10,393 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriends mum I was going to fuck her.
This happened the day Paul Walker died because me and my GF we're talking about his death on the way home; I've only discovered reddit a week ago.
Me and my current GF (We'll call Zoe) had been out in Central London for the day, just sightseeing, ... | 17 | 611.352941 | |
1427325177 | 1427385823 | t3_30b6ht | t5_2to41 | 3 | gavino245: TIFU by looking at someone. That's right. LOOKING AT SOMEONE.
Some background first.
I go to a school where there's a lot of asians. Some are nice, and others are those "cool kids," and some are just utter dicks. So, that's basically that.
AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR: The Fuck Up.
So I was... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427325695 | 1427336899 | t3_30b7p4 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Awkward_Caption_bot: TIFU by updating adobe flash player.
I forgot to unclick the optional install of McAfee security scan plus and now I'm posting this via mobile because my computer died :c
Edit: computer is alive. I'm sad though that an actual TIFU didn't get as much attention as I would have hoped. It happened tod... | 4 | 10 | |
1427328942 | 1427416781 | t3_30beug | t5_2to41 | 216 | [deleted]: TIFU by adding my sister's future boyfriend on facebook
So since friday before this weekend my younger sister (22) started acting a little bit differently. She was much happier and kind of distracted. I already suspected that maybe she met someone the day before but it wasn't too obvious. Then this saturday ... | 7 | 30.857143 | |
1427332392 | 1427384190 | t3_30bm2r | t5_2to41 | 85 | Bisonlifeyaaa: TIFU by using snapchat
This happened literally seconds ago and I'm still hiding in my bathroom shaking and sweating with embarrassment. So my girlfriend gets really stressed out with school work and everything and her favorite way of relieving stress is to dirty text. I'm not a huge fan cause it puts me ... | 8 | 10.625 | |
1427326958 | 1427475453 | t3_30bagy | t5_2to41 | 18 | junkers9: TIFU by beating my friend's ass
He got me back into Magic: the Gathering after I spent about 15 years free from it. I recently put together a really good deck, but I've been buying single cards to do it, so I only have one deck to play with. Cue three hours of him trying a few different decks against me and I... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1427325263 | 1427335428 | t3_30b6oz | t5_2to41 | 20 | cometSuicide: TIFU By Laughing About A Lady's Son Being Buried
When I worked as a bagging jockey at my last job, I had a way of tuning people out. Not just the people, I'd tune out the world. The job was hard and boring, and so I'd melt into the very back of my subconscious while automatically performing the bear minim... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1427333002 | 1427368723 | t3_30bnf4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | senor-dinero: TIFU by saying a kid with down syndrome had a retarded face...
So to start with this is my first post so I'm sorry for any mistakes but here we go...
First I'll set the scene, I'm in high school on my schools weight lifting team, and I generally hang out with some buddies in the front of the school after... | 3 | 5 | |
1427333999 | 1427364089 | t3_30bpgn | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my GF I was going to visit a brothel.
So this actually happened about 2 years ago.
A little back-story; I myself am from the Netherlands, and my girlfriend is from the US. Our relationship pretty much consisted of chatting, and video-chatting.
One day, we have our little long-distance-video-... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427333905 | 1427424290 | t3_30bp9h | t5_2to41 | 42 | MakeYourMarks: TIFU By reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" too many times.
This happened yesterday.
I have always loved the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee, and the move gives me chills in ma bones as well.
I was out for Chinese Food with two of my friends and this really nice Chinese girl who is always workin... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1427335871 | 1427356804 | t3_30bt8b | t5_2to41 | 3 | ilikeburittos: TIFU by just wanting some fried chicken
Okay, okay. This actually happened to my uncle yesterday but it is pretty funny/unfortunate, so I have to share.
We are from a **small** town in central PA. The population is like 98% white, and idiot rednecks who sport confederate flags on their beat up trucks ar... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427336605 | 1427350250 | t3_30buly | t5_2to41 | 21 | 123naht: TIFU by meeting our CEO while wearing sweatpants.
As usual this story didnt happen today but a few months ago.
Okay so I work at a famous designer fashion store as a manager. Sometimes we have shifts that are not during our open hours, usually to clean, do visual stuff or open stock. These type of things requ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1427337676 | 1427416718 | t3_30bwom | t5_2to41 | 16 | morron88: TIFU by almost getting friends expelled, because Pink Guy and hijabs
This actually started around mid-December.
The final project for one of my courses required that I make an [animation (warning: rather shitty)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IwvhXHXIeM) in Adobe Flash Professional. The subject of the ani... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1427337020 | 1427341602 | t3_30bvde | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating bar nuts
This didn't happen today, but probably 7 years ago.
Me, being 22-23ish years of age and in full drinking form decided to go out with the gents for the night. The night began like all others, pile into the car, bust on the designated driver, and go to the club with the most free-flowi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427337422 | 1427339113 | t3_30bw5q | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering Jimmy John's
I just posted this as a comment, but realized I should make it its own post. Also, this wasn't today, but a month ago. Sorry for misleading you. Anyway:
One time I ordered Jimmy John's (because I was starving and they are normally fast) and after waiting an hour, I called them.... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427338800 | 1427389233 | t3_30byv2 | t5_2to41 | 588 | ohhdanny: TIFU by meeting a girl on Tinder that I had only been talking to for 5 minutes
As a back story, I've been on and off Tinder for about a year, and during this year I've met plenty of girls, some who I've been compatible with, and some who I haven't. With the dates that didn't work out, it's not that they were... | 10 | 58.8 | |
1427338343 | 1427431330 | t3_30by1r | t5_2to41 | 3 | tfofurn: TIFU dinner by not understanding wine
My wife started back to work on Monday. In preparation, she and her mother worked on a bunch of meals we could freeze so dinner would be easy until we got the logistics sorted out. I work from home and we have a slow cooker. I could easily put pre-chopped ingredients in... | 3 | 1 | |
1427339658 | 1427344309 | t3_30c0ea | t5_2to41 | 3 | Infredible22: TIFU by Hating the Dallas Cowboys and being a Dad
TIFU.....by really hating the Dallas Cowboys.
It happened on September 5th 2012. I will get to why I remember the date in a moment.
 
Relevant Information to this story :
- Born in Buffalo, love the Bills, wanted to name my dog "Thurman"
- I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427338451 | 1427404990 | t3_30by96 | t5_2to41 | 224 | dadfail2015: TIFU by forgetting my son's Flat Stanley project.
Throwaway for obvious reasons. I am typically a very involved dad in the lives and education of all of my kids...but you know, sometimes we just completely drop the ball. That's me today. Six weeks ago, my sweet 9 year old son came home with a Flat Stanley ... | 9 | 24.888889 | |
1427337075 | 1427375551 | t3_30bvhc | t5_2to41 | 18 | Werdikinz: TIFU by hitting my man period....literally. Kind of NSFW?
So this was about 2 weeks ago I guess, but anyways a little back story, because I like writing. If you don't care just skip to the tl;dr, but anyways here goes!
So in the last year I've gotten a really nice job at an insurance company for health insu... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1427341260 | 1427366546 | t3_30c3ac | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU: By going on omegle
So this just happened reddit, I was horny and decided to go on Omegle and see if i could find a hot girl to fap with, well i found one, except it wasn't a girl or real, He asked for my facebook which i stupidly gave, I had my settings on public and he got all my info, He asked me to ... | 3 | 7 | |
1427337755 | 1427345194 | t3_30bwuc | t5_2to41 | 6 | Thegreatxcape: TIFU by taking a piss at work next to weird South African
5 minutes ago at work.
Pissing in urinal.
Coworker in next urinal says hello as I unzip to piss.
He keeps his eyes on me the whole time.
With my peripherals I can see him tugging.
1-2 shakes is fine. He stood there for about a minute tugging... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1427342837 | 1427445744 | t3_30c62h | t5_2to41 | 70 | nomaD_oT: Tifu by having my hands down my girlfriends pants NSFW
*NSFW*
This actually happened yesterday,
I am 23/M and she is a 20/F
I headed over to her parents house around 4pm after work and arrived around 4:30pm, her mother was the only other person home and she was in her bedroom talking on the phone with someone... | 8 | 8.75 | |
1427337593 | 1427343525 | t3_30bwi4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | PantheraLupus: TIFU by trying to comfort my panicked child
I'm lying in bed, waking up every half hour or so because the heat and humidity is too much for me. I open my eyes to flashes of lightning every now and then, hoping the storm will come closer so it cools the fuck down.
I'm just falling back asleep at about 3:... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427343252 | 1427350318 | t3_30c6rp | t5_2to41 | 14 | frallet: TIFU by telling a costumer I would go down on her
Obligatory not today, but a few years ago
When I was in highschool, circa 2011, I worked at a privately owned fast food place in a very small town. It was a fairly slow time of the day, only one guy was eating in there, when a girl I knew from highschool walke... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1427337330 | 1427395577 | t3_30bvyu | t5_2to41 | 15 | BadNudesBares: TIFU by angrily writing an email to a classmate that always leaves his gmail logged on school computers, with his own gmail.. (no passwords stolen)
I was in a cynical mood and was annoyed by the amount of times the classroom computers are left with people's gmail accounts logged in on chrome.
*in case y... | 5 | 3 | |
1427343773 | 1427344911 | t3_30c7n9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Thehunterdude293: TIFU by drinking in my dorm at school.
The title basically says it all. I got caught drinking and I got an alcohol violation which comes with $100 fine, 10 hours of community service, and a letter home to my parents. I'm also getting kicked off the honor board and I am not allowed to be an orientation... | 3 | 1 | |
1427339969 | 1427344535 | t3_30c0x4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | confuseacatlmtd: TIFU by taking a shower...
and not remembering that all of my towels, clothes, and blankets are currently in the washing machine.
I know that this isn't as spectacular as some other fuck ups here, but trust me, as I sit here totally wet waiting to air dry, this is really annoying.
havereddit: And this... | 3 | 4 | |
1427344252 | 1427354527 | t3_30c8e8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | ObsidianRumbie: TIFU by going to a zero tolerance school
This happened this morning but it really started yesterday
Yesterday at the end of the day at my locker this annoying guy who everyone hates started pushing around a kid in the grade below. I decided to step in for once and stop him. Annoying guy, lets call him ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1427343440 | 1427378686 | t3_30c735 | t5_2to41 | 11 | scilla0984: TIFU by taking a DNA test
This story is about a year and a half in the making...
So, I used to have other social media accounts and I was PM'd by this random dude who basically told me that he believed he was my brother. I come from a pretty tight-knit family, so to be told this was pretty shocking but no... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1427340973 | 1427349416 | t3_30c2t2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Pastortom34: TIFU by telling a drowned man's widow I was "Keeping my head above water"
I have been sickly for the last couple days. A lady I work with, whose husband drowned after crashing a truck into a gravel pit on Monday, asked me how I was doing.
I told her "I'm doing okay, trying to keep my head above the water"
... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427348156 | 1427349094 | t3_30ce4l | t5_2to41 | 5 | PenisPork: TIFU by letting my dad eat pork with my kids.
Throwaway account because this is just horrible. I want to throw up.
First post so excuse any mistakes.
Ok Reddit, I fucked up bad. Real bad, Reddit. Oh my god. I got home from school today and my dad went out walking with his older friend, leaving me alone in ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427348300 | 1427386897 | t3_30ceb3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | GenericallyEpic: TIFU Cod Damnit, I made a fish pun to a potential employer.
Reddit, today I fucked up. I thought I could keep my pun addiction punder control, but once I start making one, they just all barge in. So, I'm applying for this scuba diving internship involving lionfish. They sent me an email that said they'... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1427344382 | 1427381060 | t3_30c8lu | t5_2to41 | 8 | MrJacksEnigma: TIFU by ruining the best relationship I've ever had.
A bit of preface before we get to the FU. This happened roughly 9 months ago. I am a ridiculously honest and straightforward person. Also, yes, I am aware of how awful I am for saying this.
So, this really begins around December of 2013, when I was d... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1427349337 | 1427353117 | t3_30cfml | t5_2to41 | 8 | Randomacc16: TIFU by waiting until the night before to learn 206 bones before a huge test.
It's now 1am where I'm at and I'm maybe 20 bones in? This test decides if I pass or fail. Anyone know a good way to cram dumb amounts of names in a few hours? Lol
Edit: Test is 4 hours away. I can tell you exactly where each one... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1427338639 | 1427356061 | t3_30bykw | t5_2to41 | 14 | Spartanj26: TIFU by missing obvious signs
So im a cashier at a grocery store, and normally while on register you dont really see too much, ill get the occasional middle aged woman that calls me cute, or a hottie will come through my line, but other than that not much. A few days ago I was working and it was probably 5 ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1427347074 | 1427454245 | t3_30ccmw | t5_2to41 | 235 | marpanzoopie: TIFU..Almost..Maybe? You decide.
This JUST happened.
**Unnecessary back story(skip if you don't care and just want the good stuff):** I am a health care professional. At work today I was called in and told that somehow all of my work's copies of my credentials were missing. ALL OF THEM. So I told them i... | 5 | 47 | |
1427350797 | 1427358752 | t3_30chj7 | t5_2to41 | -8 | supasrirachaboy: TIFU by getting arrested and issued a restraining order at Disneyland.
[Sorry, this happened in 2009, but I figured, I'd tell the story because of the attention on my comment from a recent /r/AskReddit post.]
It was the Summer right after graduating HS and I took at trip to Disneyland with my best fri... | 10 | -0.8 | |
1427351711 | 1427363537 | t3_30cipf | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a $250 package with no postage into a USPS dropbox.
TIFU.... this happened yesterday now that it's 2:30am, but I feel like an idiot. I sold my LG g3 on eBay and decided to ship it via small flat rate box. I printed out the label and everything..
Fast track to the USPS store.. I arrive at 6 ... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1427351267 | 1427352953 | t3_30ci58 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Arabomb: TIFU by trying to piss while standing up at 6:00am
So this morning i got up (as usual) at 6am to get ready for school. I'd stayed up late the night before doing my last minute english coursework for 25% of my final GCSE grade. I got up and went to the bathroom to take a piss, eyes half open, hair looking like... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1427353276 | 1427388012 | t3_30ckmy | t5_2to41 | 5 | PhreakMarryMe: TIFU by being a potent memer.
So I'm at college now and because I'm awkward as shit I don't have many friends. Also, having a shitty job that takes part of my time doesn't help to my social life. I spend my spare time on the internet. Always.
That being said, I try to compensate my social awkwardness by... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427353843 | 1427360764 | t3_30clb7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | mother-sin: TIFU by asking someone why they were in a wheelchair...
So, I knew this girl online. I *thought* I had met her in person once before and we had over a dozen mutual friends, so I thought why not? We eventually started exchanging messages; we got along really well. Then I go to the store like a week later and... | 5 | 2 | |
1427354127 | 1427396036 | t3_30cln8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ankurama: TIFU by talking to my dad.
I was watching TV and my dad entered. It was very late at night so I asked "What's up? What are doing up so late?".
Without saying anything, he went inside and came back with his business suit-case and said "I leaving this house, forever" and then he left forever.
Rajoovi1: I hope... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1427355027 | 1427357427 | t3_30cmo7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MysteryScienceKid12: TIFU by letting my niece play with my phone
Let me set the scene for you guys: last Saturday, my family was celebrating my grandfather's 88th birthday and he decided that he wanted to visit the Biltmore Estate (he's never been). On this particular weekend, I went with my parents, some relatives, an... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1427358251 | 1427373133 | t3_30cq12 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Gepic: TIFU by using an SpeedAutoClickerBot
I recently installed a SpeedAutoClickerBot because im playing clickergames just like DR.Meth, Clickerheros, etc. So i binded a button on my keybord, so if i use it, it spams left click like hell. So i pressed the key and it helpes me to win the games faster than normal. The P... | 3 | 3 | |
1427361196 | 1427374404 | t3_30csv5 | t5_2to41 | 64 | imessupeverything: TIFU by drinking from the same straw as my crush.
just kill me now...
Okay, so I'm in high school, sophomore year. I have had this crush on a girl, Lena, for months and months. Never had the courage to really go up to her or anything. We have some of the same classes and sometimes talk online, but n... | 4 | 16 | |
1427361393 | 1427403158 | t3_30ct1w | t5_2to41 | 14 | 69INGMONKYS: Tifu by walking into my grandma's room at 2 am
First time posting here. Read these like crazy but rarely comment. This is my throw away account BTW..
But I just had my first I just had my tifu moment..
Soooo I went to the kitchen to get some water because I just jerked off and I was thirsty... I didn't d... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1427352244 | 1427382227 | t3_30cjdd | t5_2to41 | 4 | iruleanaheim: TIFU by trying to use Windows 2012 server
This happened today. I am 19 and not very tech savvy. I had a malfunctioning windows 7. It read not genuine despite being bought new at best buy. So, when i read on reddit about something called dreamspark, i checked if my school supported it. They did so I was ab... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427363963 | 1427379549 | t3_30cvmd | t5_2to41 | 144 | LittleGhettoBoy: TIFU and learned how to "plank" like a pro..NSFW I think.??
So I just moved back home after a 3 year relationship ended horribly..blah blah.
So me and my best friend go drinking and decide to get tattoo's together..we have done it before in the past on St. Patrick's day so lets do it again and fucki... | 4 | 36 | |
1427364743 | 1427365854 | t3_30cwgt | t5_2to41 | 3 | lebanesemale: TIFU by printing Beethoven sonatas at work.
This is my first post here so go easy on me. And sorry for the bad English.
Yesterday before leaving home I decided to print a Beethoven Sonata I have downloaded earlier so I can practice it when I get home. The problem is that there wasn't enough paper in the ... | 3 | 1 | |
1427367876 | 1427435501 | t3_30czrz | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU... drunkenly accepting a challenge! Now too scared to poo.
A few weeks ago I'm on a skiing holiday with some mates we're a number of beers down and ordering some food. I went for spicy chicken wings - a favourite of mine. One of my 'friends' (Chris) works as a chef and asked if I like spicy food, I do. ... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1427368930 | 1427452097 | t3_30d0zf | t5_2to41 | 948 | mintydog0612: TIFU for teaching my girlfriend a turn on word
My girlfriend has this "word" that she uses every time before we have any sort of sexual activity, and in response now every time she says that word (its not common, and very inconspicuous) I get a boner. After finding this out, she now uses it whenever she d... | 12 | 79 | |
1427369752 | 1427468853 | t3_30d1xk | t5_2to41 | 62 | Icanhazlp1: TIFU by assuming it was a prank phone call
So I'm in this musical with a group of my friends. Not the closest of friends but close enough to be comfortable around.
It's opening night and one of my friends, let's call her Stacy, has to be onstage so she hands us her phone to "take care of". We immediately ... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1427370553 | 1427377295 | t3_30d2wp | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheOnlyJabroni: TIFU by ruining my work life....
Like all tifu's this didn't happen today but a few hazy days ago, and I honestly can't believe I kept this to myself for so long.
I got up for work like any other day, except right from the get go I had this weird feeling, like I had to piss. I went to the washroom and ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427391702 | 1427404149 | t3_30d4ge | t5_2to41 | 0 | Unik0rnKing: Eh. I quit. At least you're close.
Hastilygrim: Nah man, don't worry, I am not at all serious.
Unik0rnKing: Lol I figured... Well. I hoped :P
Hastilygrim: Yeah lol. It must have been a harrowing experience, but don't worry, man, you did nothing wrong.
xXCole1111Xx: Just keep digging your hole
| 5 | 0 | |
1427372697 | 1427379405 | t3_30d5wu | t5_2to41 | 11 | chadhere: TIFU when a girl found out how much of a creep I am
Scared shitless of her not just because she was an attractive female but because I can't carry a conversation with anyone regardless of status or gender
Rarely interact, avoid her whenever possible, had less than 10 short conversations over the 8 month peri... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1427371646 | 1427374428 | t3_30d4cy | t5_2to41 | 5 | NuBNPrince: TIFU by trying to get evaluated for depression medication...
So I was diagnosed with depression 18 years ago and I've been living with it... OK, I suppose.
I am overweight (6'3, 365 lbs) and I've been trying to lose it for years. Many different ways... Sometimes unsuccessful, sometimes successful but I pu... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427372803 | 1427373992 | t3_30d62h | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting the number of a girl at the bar
So me and a group my friends (We're all University students) went to the bar last night. I went in with a pretty relaxed mindset, wasn't really looking to meet anyone. (Just wasn't in that kind of mood that night....) Until... This gorgeous girl comes onto me. ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427373743 | 1427405395 | t3_30d7jn | t5_2to41 | 7,827 | ForgotTheZero: TIFU by texting my gf that I'm a pedophile
water_buffalo-38: Good lord you forgot the zero didn't you...
CCobey: Or did you forget the 4...?
MrWindmill: ಠ_ಠ
Faffy-Waffle: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Skissorion: ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
drdeeps: Why don't you have a seat over there...
HaikuHighDude: To Catch a Redditor
RolledUhhp: ... | 16 | 489.1875 | |
1427371117 | 1427377754 | t3_30d3mc | t5_2to41 | 4 | twodifferentshoes2: TIFU by putting on two different shoes
TIFU happened today (yes, really, today, not kidding).
Like every other morning, I wake up around 7 am (Alarm goes off around 6 am, but I don't have the power to get up, so I stayed in bed for another hour... like always). I get out of bed, go to my living ro... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427372363 | 1427405411 | t3_30d5f5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | kimchipoot: TIFU by not knowing about Korean culture
This fuck happened years ago.
I had just arrived in Korea to live and work for a year. The only thing I knew about the place was that kimchi is a national treasure that cures HIV and I should remove my shoes when entering someone's house and certain restaurants. ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427378313 | 1427503113 | t3_30df4f | t5_2to41 | 682 | throwawayforpaaain: TIFU by trying to pay an old lady's pharmacy bill
Okay, so this is still painful. Also, it actually happened today which is apparently pretty rare for this subreddit.
I swing into a pharmacy I have never been before to buy some bandaid. There is only one person in front of me - an old lady in her l... | 9 | 75.777778 | |
1427379447 | 1427412594 | t3_30dhaf | t5_2to41 | 40 | naribbean: TIFU by mistaking my thumbnail for a cockroach.
I'm a 17-year old male in high school and I have a mild fear of insects.
Recently, my kitchen has fallen victim to a roach infestation. They're not big, ranging from the size of a grain of rice to a penny, but there are a lot of them. They come out at night,... | 4 | 10 | |
1427378497 | 1427382176 | t3_30dfgh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my gf my ex’s name
Alternate title could be TIFU by dating a girl from tinder
Well this wasn’t today but it was less than two weeks ago…
I’ll start out by saying I had met this girl on Tinder and after 1 month started dating. We got serious way too quickly (meeting each other’s family, book... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427378802 | 1427395666 | t3_30dg0o | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by underestimating a girls weight
Well like most fuck ups this wasn't today, but around 6 or 7 months ago.
Bit of background I am an 18 year old irish male and have a reputation for getting slightly too intoxicated at times but anyway, I had prepared myself for a night out with the usual 70cl of smirno... | 3 | 2 | |
1427380566 | 1427387795 | t3_30djh3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | studiopzp: TIFU by messaging a girl early in the morning while sick.
This happened this morning. I was looking on my Facebook and I see a post by a girl who I've been in something of a relationship with (We'll call Kitty). We've met twice and she doesn't want to be in a serious relationship with anyone, which I'm fin... | 10 | 0.7 | |
1427381787 | 1427422448 | t3_30dlzj | t5_2to41 | 736 | heavyham: TIFU by racing a mentally disabled girl to school.
This story happened in December a couple years ago when I was still in high school. I went to a public high school that only offered school bus services if you were outside the school limits. I, was close enough to not apply for the school bus service, but fa... | 10 | 73.6 | |
1427382245 | 1427382587 | t3_30dmy3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | poosp: TIFU by trying to censor my angry words at the last minute
Freshman year of college. My roommate had his girlfriend (who I was finally getting along with) and friends over for a small Mario Kart tourney. Turns out Roommates Gilfriend is very good. Last race of the cup. I've been in the lead pretty much the whole... | 3 | 9 | |
1427382247 | 1427397408 | t3_30dmy8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | SomnusGravis: TIFU by drawing svastikas at work
Before it all, I apologize for typos : English is not my native language.
So I am an intern at a law firm. There is not so much to do those last times, and I have unrestricted access to the internet.
So as I was pretty bored, I started surfing Russian websites, looking ... | 4 | 1.25 |
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