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The poor whore's suffocating in the heat.
So?
So?
And anyway, he's seen our faces.
And anyway, he's seen our faces.
You sure?
You sure?
He described me down to a T. Knows what Jude looks like.
I'm getting emotional. And I don't want to get fucking emotional -- you understand, Hennessy?
I understand.
I understand.
Fuck you, too --
And what's she like between the sheets?
Definitely unusual.
Definitely unusual.
And who is she?
And who is she?
Just a girl.
Just a girl.
And you know what'll happen if you fuck up again, don't you?
And you know what'll happen if you fuck up again, don't you?
Aye, I do, Peter.
Aye, I do, Peter.
Good.
This is a farce, man.
How is it a farce?
How is it a farce?
I seen your fucking face.
I seen your fucking face.
So, what do I look like?
So, what do I look like?
You're the one about five ten with the killer smile and the baby face.
You're the one about five ten with the killer smile and the baby face.
Am I?
Am I?
Yeah. And the brown eyes.
What makes you think that?
They're going to let that guy die. And you're going to kill me.
They're going to let that guy die. And you're going to kill me.
They won't let him die.
They won't let him die.
You want to bet?
You want to bet?
I'm not a gambling man.
I'm not a gambling man.
And even if he doesn't die -- you can't just let me loose.
And even if he doesn't die -- you can't just let me loose.
Why can't we?
Why can't we?
Not in your nature.
Not in your nature.
What do you know about my nature?
What do you know about my nature?
I'm talking about your people, not you.
I'm talking about your people, not you.
What the fuck do you know about my people?
What the fuck do you know about my people?
Only that you're all tough undeluded motherfuckers. And that it's not in your nature to let me go.
Only that you're all tough undeluded motherfuckers. And that it's not in your nature to let me go.
Shut the fuck up, would you?
Shut the fuck up, would you?
And you know the funny thing?
And you know the funny thing?
No, what's the funny thing?
No, what's the funny thing?
I didn't even fancy her.
You make a nice couple.
Don't I know it.
Don't I know it.
So what were you fucking around for, then?
So what were you fucking around for, then?
You fuckers set me up. That bitch --
You fuckers set me up. That bitch --
She's a friend of mine
She's a friend of mine
Okay. That nice lady. Meets me in a bar. I'm saying what the fuck am I doing here anyway. She buys me a drink. She holds my hand. I'm looking at her saying I don't like you, bitch. But what the fuck. Maybe I'll get to understand.
Okay. That nice lady. Meets me in a bar. I'm saying what the fuck am I doing here anyway. She buys me a drink. She holds my hand. I'm looking at her saying I don't like you, bitch. But what the fuck. Maybe I'll get to understand.
What?
What the fuck am I doing here.
What the fuck were you doing here?
What the fuck were you doing here?
I got sent.
I got sent.
You could have said no.
You could have said no.
Can't. Once I signed up.
Can't. Once I signed up.
Why did you sign up?
Why did you sign up?
It was a job. So I get sent to the only place in the world they call you nigger to your face.
It was a job. So I get sent to the only place in the world they call you nigger to your face.
Shouldn't take it personally.
Shouldn't take it personally.
"Go back to your banana tree, nigger." No use telling them I came from Tottenham.
"Go back to your banana tree, nigger." No use telling them I came from Tottenham.
And you play cricket?.
And you play cricket?.
Best game in the world.
Best game in the world.
Ever see hurling?
Ever see hurling?
That game where a bunch of paddies whack sticks at each other?
That game where a bunch of paddies whack sticks at each other?
Best game in the world.
Best game in the world.
Never.
Never.
The fastest.
Can't.
Well then, you're going to have to take my dick out for me, aren t you?
Where would you most like to be now, man?
Doesn't matter where.
Doesn't matter where.
Come on, man. If this shit was all over.
Come on, man. If this shit was all over.
Having a pint in the Rock.
Having a pint in the Rock.
You lack imagination, Fergus. Think of something more alluring.
You lack imagination, Fergus. Think of something more alluring.
Like what?
Like what?
Like having a pint in the Metro --
You stupid bastard --
What you say, faster?
What you say, faster?
I said you bastard -- stop --
I said you bastard -- stop --
Got to catch me first --
Never pissed holding a girl's hand, Jude.
You didn't?
You didn't?
And you know what?
And you know what?
Tell me, Jody
See, if we took the hood off, we'd have to shoot you. As it is, you've got a fifty-fifty chance.
Thought you liked me, bitch.
Thought you liked me, bitch.
It was fun while it lasted.
It was fun while it lasted.
Nice lady.
I said shut the fuck up --
He believes in the future --
You're crazy. Don't let him, Peter.
Shut the fuck up, Jude.
That fucker's dead --
No, we are.
Give me the shooter, Jude --
You're crazy --
You're crazy --
Give me the fucking shooter!
Reggie -- stop!
Why? So you can kill me too? Tex is dead, I've seen him! He said Dyle did it!
Why? So you can kill me too? Tex is dead, I've seen him! He said Dyle did it!
I'm not Dyle -- you know that!
I'm not Dyle -- you know that!
But Tex didn't -- he still thought -- !
But Tex didn't -- he still thought -- !
Don't be an idiot!
If I'm so all-used-up Ben, why do you try to hook me up non-stop?
As fucking if.
I'm not fucking you. Not for all your CDS.
You want me to die? I thought you and I were tight.
You want me to die? I thought you and I were tight.
ARE YOU THE KILLER BEN?
ARE YOU THE KILLER BEN?
WOULD that impress you? IS that what it takes to impress the empress?
WOULD that impress you? IS that what it takes to impress the empress?
Your mind is just twisted enough. I believe you'd do all this just to get a dip or two.
Can you describe her? How old was she?
I never met the woman. I'm just taking care of the place until they sell it.
I never met the woman. I'm just taking care of the place until they sell it.
Can you get inside?
Can you get inside?
I can.
I can.
I knew Lisa Sherman long ago. It's extremely important that I get inside and try to verify that it's the same woman who lived here.
I knew Lisa Sherman long ago. It's extremely important that I get inside and try to verify that it's the same woman who lived here.
I don't give a fuck what your reasons are. You pay me ten dollars, you can go inside Otherwise, get a warrant.
We just found another body.
Who's?
Who's?
Tom Sisler. He was murdered at school. Two kids went into his office to fuck and they found him, with his tongue cut out and his foot jammed into his mouth. Killer also chopped off his pecker and stuffed it in his pencil holder.
Tom Sisler. He was murdered at school. Two kids went into his office to fuck and they found him, with his tongue cut out and his foot jammed into his mouth. Killer also chopped off his pecker and stuffed it in his pencil holder.
Jesus. Any word from Brent?
Jesus. Any word from Brent?
Nope. The switchboard is lightning up downtown. Kids from other towns are starting to congregate in the parks and at the high school. It's turning into WOODSTOCK except there's no concert.
Nope. The switchboard is lightning up downtown. Kids from other towns are starting to congregate in the parks and at the high school. It's turning into WOODSTOCK except there's no concert.
Call Brent on the horn. See where he is. What he wants us to do. I'll head over to the school.
Call Brent on the horn. See where he is. What he wants us to do. I'll head over to the school.
Ok.
You fucked me up!
What?
What?
You gave me a 'D'.
You gave me a 'D'.
I'm sure you should have failed.
I'm sure you should have failed.
I was grounded for two fucking months because of you!
What am I supposed to say? 'Nice sweater Mark'? 'Did you buy it at Eddie Bauer's?'
You could tell him you really liked the way he chews with his back molars.