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1,200	5	Mr. Booby Buyer	: Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer. I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels.
1,201	5	Waitess	: It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.
1,202	5	Mr. Booby Buyer	: Rats! What a shame.
1,203	5	Rick	: Morty, your adventure's in a spiral. For real, man, time to pull out.
1,204	5	Morty	: You keep heckling my adventure, Rick! You know why?
1,205	5	Rick	: Uh, because it's lame?
1,206	5	Morty	: It's because you're petty! You know, how many times have I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap? I always roll with the punches, Rick. Why can't you? Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back, if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!
1,207	5	Rick	: Whatever.
1,208	5	Meeseeks	: It's become clear-look at me- that if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's follow-through, we will solve this problem. I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
1,209	5	Meeseeks *	: I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me. The only thing that's clear is that choking up is the one true solution.
1,210	5	Meeseeks 3	: Look at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks. I've been trying to help Jerry for two days, an eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked. I fear the worst.
1,211	5	Meeseeks	: Your failures are your own, old man. I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me. I say follow-through! Who's with me?! Follow-through!
1,212	5	New Meeseeks	: I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
1,213	5	Meeseeks	: Kill him!
1,214	5	New Meeseeks	: Hisssss! (He attacks another meeseeks)
1,215	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	: How are you today? I'm Mr. Jelly Bean!
1,216	5	Morty	: Hi, Mr. Jelly Bean. I'm Morty. My grandpa and I are on an adventure.
1,217	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	: Nice. Is it a fun adventure?
1,218	5	Morty	: I hope so. But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little too far off the rails.
1,219	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	: Well, isn't that what adventures do?
1,220	5	Morty	: Hey, you know what? You're right. Everything's going fine. I just got to relax and go with the flow.
1,221	5	Mr. Jelly Bean:	Yeah. (He rubs Morty's sholders)
1,222	5	Morty	: Okay. Uh. B-bye.
1,223	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	: Uhh, no, stay. Go with the flow!
1,224	5	Morty	: Stop. You're making me really uncomfortable.
1,225	5	Mr. Jelly Bean (aggresive)	: Stop fighting me! Just let this happen!
1,226	5	Morty	: Get off of me!
1,227	5	Rick	: ♪
1,228	5	Morty	: Whoo! No! Stop! Please!
1,229	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	: Stop being such a fucking tease, you sweet little twat!
1,230	5	Morty	: No! No!
1,231	5	Meeseeks	: Everybody sto-o-o-p! Look at me! My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood. None of us can die until our job is done.
1,232	5	Meeseeks *	: The job can't be done! We'll never get two strokes off his game!
1,233	5	Meeseeks	: No, we won't. But we will get all strokes off his game.
1,234	5	Meeseeks	: When we kill him!
1,235	5	Beth	: Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about.
1,236	5	Jerry	: Where would you go?
1,237	5	Beth	: I don't know, man. Italy. Greece. Argentina.
1,238	5	Jerry	: Countries known for their sexually aggressive men. Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut?
1,239	5	Jerry	: What the heck?
1,240	5	Meeseeks	: There he is!
1,241	5	Beth	: Run, Jerry!
1,242	5	Meeseeks	: Come on out, Jerry!
1,243	5	Jerry	: Guys, I'll choke up. I'll follow through. I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay?
1,244	5	Meeseeks	: Oh, we're well past that, Jerry.
1,245	5	Rick	: Read 'em and weep, fellas! (Morty comes back) Oh, hey, Morty. Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier about your adventure. I'm havin' a good time, Morty. It's not so bad.
1,246	5	Morty	(very stressed): Let's just go home, okay? I'm calling it. The adventure's over.
1,247	5	Rick	: We can't leave now, Morty. I'm on fire!
1,248	5	Morty	: Look, I want to leave now. You win the bet, okay? (Searches Rick's lab coat for the portal gun) Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please!
1,249	5	Morty	: Please, I just want to... go h-home. (Tears up and holds onto Rick)
1,250	5	Rick	: Okay. Listen, Morty. I just won a bunch of shmeckels. Why don't we use 25 of them to pay slippery stair here for a ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest of the shmeckels to the villagers, huh?
1,251	5	Morty	: Really?
1,252	5	Rick	: Sure, Morty. Yeah. You know, a good adventure needs a good ending.
1,253	5	Slippery	: Buckle up! (He starts to take them down)
1,254	5	Meeseeks (presumably 3)	: Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry. And we will do anything to alleviate that pain. Just ask... (Meeseeks grabs a woman) ...what's your name, ma'am?
1,255	5	Woman	: Samantha. Please, mister! Give him what he wants!
1,256	5	Jerry	: Innocent people are going to die because of me. Why am I so mediocre?
1,257	5	Beth	: Jerry, turn around. Straighten your back. Bend your knees. Bend them. Square your shoulders. Take a deep breath. I love you.
1,258	5	Meeseeks (presumably 3)	: I'm counting to three, Jerry.
1,259	5	All Meeseeks	: Ooooohhh!
1,260	5	Samantha	: What the fuck is going on?
1,261	5	All Meeseeks	: He's got it! That's a lower handicap stro-o-ke!
1,262	5	Meeseeks	: Excuse me. I'm a bit of a stickler Meeseeks. What about your short game?
1,263	5	Samantha (Crying)	: Oh, my God, oh, my God! What about your short game?!
1,264	5	Meeseeks	: Ooh, nice! (Stops existing)
1,265	5	Jerry (Kisses Beth)	: I think we'll take our food to go.
1,266	5	Owner	: No, you won't. The police are coming. You have so many questions to answer.
1,267	5	Jerry	: Fair enough.
1,268	5	The First Villager	: Thank you, kind sir. Our village is saved! You are both true heroes!
1,269	5	Rick	: Good job, Morty. Looks like you won the bet.
1,270	5	Morty	: Thanks, Rick, but I don't know if I should. You know, you were right about the universe. It's a crazy and chaotic place.
1,271	5	Rick	: Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little cleaning up every now and then, you know. This one's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it Morty style.
1,272	5	The First Villager	: Oh! Heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved king so that he may thank you personally.
1,273	5	Morty	: Uh, no, I-it's cool. Rick. Portal. Hurry.
1,274	5	Jerry	: So... You still thinking about taking that trip?
1,275	5	Beth	: Jerry, look. We don't have a perfect marriage, but I'm not going anywhere. When we were in that freezer, I realized the Meeseeks are like the guys I went to high school with willing to say anything to "complete their task."
1,276	5	Jerry	: Was I one of those guys?
1,277	5	Beth	: The difference is you didn't disappear afterwards.
1,278	5	Jerry	: Well... I got you pregnant.
1,279	5	Beth	: Yeah...
1,280	5	Rick	: What the hell happened to this place?
1,281	5	Beth	: Uh, your Meeseeks box happened. They went crazy when they couldn't take two strokes off Jerry's golf game. He felt terrible.
1,282	5	Rick	: Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot.
1,283	5	Beth	: Dad! Is there anything you can do to clean this place up?
1,284	5	Rick	: Well, you know, I do have a Fleeseeks box.
1,285	5	Jerry	: No. No more boxes.
1,286	5	Rick	: What? It just has a mop and some floor wax in it. Wubba lubba dub dub! (Everyone laughs) Yeah! That's my new thing! I'm kind of like what's his name Arsenio. Isn't that it's what Arsenio used to say on his show. Wobble gobba lop bops! Right? See you next week, everybody.
1,287	5	Beth	: I don't get it.
1,288	5	Villager 1	: Sir, I think you're going to want to see this. We found it inside a lockbox inside king Jelly Bean's closet. (A box of pictures of many young boys Mr. Jelly Bean molested) We have to tell the people.
1,289	5	Villager 2	: Wait. Destroy it. (They set the box on fire) Our people will get more from the idea he represented... than from the jelly bean he actually was.
1,290	5	Rick	Run!
1,291	5	Jerry, Beth, and Summer	incoherent zombie noises
1,292	5	Rick	Morty, do it! Hit the button now!
1,293	5	Morty	I can't do it, Rick! They're my parents and sister!
1,294	5	Rick	holding off the clones Morty, I already told you, it's not your family! They're clones from an alternate reality possessed by demonic alien spirits from another dimension's future! Do you need a mnemonic device or something? Just hit the button already!
1,295	5	Beth	Morty, please. I love you, sweetheart.
1,296	5	Morty	Ohhhh...
1,297	5	Rick	Good work, Morty.
1,298	5	Rick	holding up the device and smiling Y-You know, these demonic alien spirits are really valuable!
1,299	5	Rick	You okay, Morty? Told you not to trust that tuna.

1,200

5

Mr. Booby Buyer

: Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer. I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels.

1,201

5

Waitess

: It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.

1,202

5

Mr. Booby Buyer

: Rats! What a shame.

1,203

5

Rick

: Morty, your adventure's in a spiral. For real, man, time to pull out.

1,204

5

Morty

: You keep heckling my adventure, Rick! You know why?

1,205

5

Rick

: Uh, because it's lame?

1,206

5

Morty

: It's because you're petty! You know, how many times have I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap? I always roll with the punches, Rick. Why can't you? Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back, if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!

1,207

5

Rick

: Whatever.

1,208

5

Meeseeks

: It's become clear-look at me- that if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's follow-through, we will solve this problem. I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

1,209

5

Meeseeks *

: I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me. The only thing that's clear is that choking up is the one true solution.

1,210

5

Meeseeks 3

: Look at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks. I've been trying to help Jerry for two days, an eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked. I fear the worst.

1,211

5

Meeseeks

: Your failures are your own, old man. I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me. I say follow-through! Who's with me?! Follow-through!

1,212

5

New Meeseeks

: I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!

1,213

5

Meeseeks

: Kill him!

1,214

5

New Meeseeks

: Hisssss! (He attacks another meeseeks)

1,215

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

: How are you today? I'm Mr. Jelly Bean!

1,216

5

Morty

: Hi, Mr. Jelly Bean. I'm Morty. My grandpa and I are on an adventure.

1,217

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

: Nice. Is it a fun adventure?

1,218

5

Morty

: I hope so. But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little too far off the rails.

1,219

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

: Well, isn't that what adventures do?

1,220

5

Morty

: Hey, you know what? You're right. Everything's going fine. I just got to relax and go with the flow.

1,221

5

Mr. Jelly Bean:

Yeah. (He rubs Morty's sholders)

1,222

5

Morty

: Okay. Uh. B-bye.

1,223

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

: Uhh, no, stay. Go with the flow!

1,224

5

Morty

: Stop. You're making me really uncomfortable.

1,225

5

Mr. Jelly Bean (aggresive)

: Stop fighting me! Just let this happen!

1,226

5

Morty

: Get off of me!

1,227

5

Rick

: ♪

1,228

5

Morty

: Whoo! No! Stop! Please!

1,229

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

: Stop being such a fucking tease, you sweet little twat!

1,230

5

Morty

: No! No!

1,231

5

Meeseeks

: Everybody sto-o-o-p! Look at me! My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood. None of us can die until our job is done.

1,232

5

Meeseeks *

: The job can't be done! We'll never get two strokes off his game!

1,233

5

Meeseeks

: No, we won't. But we will get all strokes off his game.

1,234

5

Meeseeks

: When we kill him!

1,235

5

Beth

: Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about.

1,236

5

Jerry

: Where would you go?

1,237

5

Beth

: I don't know, man. Italy. Greece. Argentina.

1,238

5

Jerry

: Countries known for their sexually aggressive men. Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut?

1,239

5

Jerry

: What the heck?

1,240

5

Meeseeks

: There he is!

1,241

5

Beth

: Run, Jerry!

1,242

5

Meeseeks

: Come on out, Jerry!

1,243

5

Jerry

: Guys, I'll choke up. I'll follow through. I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay?

1,244

5

Meeseeks

: Oh, we're well past that, Jerry.

1,245

5

Rick

: Read 'em and weep, fellas! (Morty comes back) Oh, hey, Morty. Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier about your adventure. I'm havin' a good time, Morty. It's not so bad.

1,246

5

Morty

(very stressed): Let's just go home, okay? I'm calling it. The adventure's over.

1,247

5

Rick

: We can't leave now, Morty. I'm on fire!

1,248

5

Morty

: Look, I want to leave now. You win the bet, okay? (Searches Rick's lab coat for the portal gun) Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please!

1,249

5

Morty

: Please, I just want to... go h-home. (Tears up and holds onto Rick)

1,250

5

Rick

: Okay. Listen, Morty. I just won a bunch of shmeckels. Why don't we use 25 of them to pay slippery stair here for a ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest of the shmeckels to the villagers, huh?

1,251

5

Morty

: Really?

1,252

5

Rick

: Sure, Morty. Yeah. You know, a good adventure needs a good ending.

1,253

5

Slippery

: Buckle up! (He starts to take them down)

1,254

5

Meeseeks (presumably 3)

: Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry. And we will do anything to alleviate that pain. Just ask... (Meeseeks grabs a woman) ...what's your name, ma'am?

1,255

5

Woman

: Samantha. Please, mister! Give him what he wants!

1,256

5

Jerry

: Innocent people are going to die because of me. Why am I so mediocre?

1,257

5

Beth

: Jerry, turn around. Straighten your back. Bend your knees. Bend them. Square your shoulders. Take a deep breath. I love you.

1,258

5

Meeseeks (presumably 3)

: I'm counting to three, Jerry.

1,259

5

All Meeseeks

: Ooooohhh!

1,260

5

Samantha

: What the fuck is going on?

1,261

5

All Meeseeks

: He's got it! That's a lower handicap stro-o-ke!

1,262

5

Meeseeks

: Excuse me. I'm a bit of a stickler Meeseeks. What about your short game?

1,263

5

Samantha (Crying)

: Oh, my God, oh, my God! What about your short game?!

1,264

5

Meeseeks

: Ooh, nice! (Stops existing)

1,265

5

Jerry (Kisses Beth)

: I think we'll take our food to go.

1,266

5

Owner

: No, you won't. The police are coming. You have so many questions to answer.

1,267

5

Jerry

: Fair enough.

1,268

5

The First Villager

: Thank you, kind sir. Our village is saved! You are both true heroes!

1,269

5

Rick

: Good job, Morty. Looks like you won the bet.

1,270

5

Morty

: Thanks, Rick, but I don't know if I should. You know, you were right about the universe. It's a crazy and chaotic place.

1,271

5

Rick

: Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little cleaning up every now and then, you know. This one's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it Morty style.

1,272

5

The First Villager

: Oh! Heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved king so that he may thank you personally.

1,273

5

Morty

: Uh, no, I-it's cool. Rick. Portal. Hurry.

1,274

5

Jerry

: So... You still thinking about taking that trip?

1,275

5

Beth

: Jerry, look. We don't have a perfect marriage, but I'm not going anywhere. When we were in that freezer, I realized the Meeseeks are like the guys I went to high school with willing to say anything to "complete their task."

1,276

5

Jerry

: Was I one of those guys?

1,277

5

Beth

: The difference is you didn't disappear afterwards.

1,278

5

Jerry

: Well... I got you pregnant.

1,279

5

Beth

: Yeah...

1,280

5

Rick

: What the hell happened to this place?

1,281

5

Beth

: Uh, your Meeseeks box happened. They went crazy when they couldn't take two strokes off Jerry's golf game. He felt terrible.

1,282

5

Rick

: Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot.

1,283

5

Beth

: Dad! Is there anything you can do to clean this place up?

1,284

5

Rick

: Well, you know, I do have a Fleeseeks box.

1,285

5

Jerry

: No. No more boxes.

1,286

5

Rick

: What? It just has a mop and some floor wax in it. Wubba lubba dub dub! (Everyone laughs) Yeah! That's my new thing! I'm kind of like what's his name Arsenio. Isn't that it's what Arsenio used to say on his show. Wobble gobba lop bops! Right? See you next week, everybody.

1,287

5

Beth

: I don't get it.

1,288

5

Villager 1

: Sir, I think you're going to want to see this. We found it inside a lockbox inside king Jelly Bean's closet. (A box of pictures of many young boys Mr. Jelly Bean molested) We have to tell the people.

1,289

5

Villager 2

: Wait. Destroy it. (They set the box on fire) Our people will get more from the idea he represented... than from the jelly bean he actually was.

1,290

5

Rick

Run!

1,291

5

Jerry, Beth, and Summer

incoherent zombie noises

1,292

5

Rick

Morty, do it! Hit the button now!

1,293

5

Morty

I can't do it, Rick! They're my parents and sister!

1,294

5

Rick

holding off the clones Morty, I already told you, it's not your family! They're clones from an alternate reality possessed by demonic alien spirits from another dimension's future! Do you need a mnemonic device or something? Just hit the button already!

1,295

5

Beth

Morty, please. I love you, sweetheart.

1,296

5

Morty

Ohhhh...

1,297

5

Rick

Good work, Morty.

1,298

5

Rick

holding up the device and smiling Y-You know, these demonic alien spirits are really valuable!

1,299

5

Rick

You okay, Morty? Told you not to trust that tuna.