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1,400	5	Meeseek	Just try to relax.
1,401	5	Jerry	You try to relax! Have you ever tried to relax?! It is a paradox! Jerry walks to the dinning room Ugh, these Meeseeks, huh? Kind of a handful. I can't imagine what you two must be going through.
1,402	5	Beth	Our Meeseeks have been gone for hours, Jerry.
1,403	5	Jerry	You're kidding me.
1,404	5	Beth	Notice anything different?
1,405	5	Jerry	I'm sorry. Hours?
1,406	5	Summer	Dad, mom is a beautiful woman! Look at her! You will lose her!
1,407	5	Meeseek	Uhh... Hey, Jerry, you mind if we get back to the task at hand? Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long. It's getting weird.
1,408	5	Judge	Order in the court! Before the jury reaches its verdict, I just want to say that I consider you both very guilty.
1,409	5	Rick	sarcasticOh, great adventure, buddy. Rick and Morty go to giant prison. You know, if somebody drops the soap, it's gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it'll be really easy to rape us after that.
1,410	5	Morty	We're gonna be okay, Rick.
1,411	5	Rick	How? They took my portal gun. This is an open-and-shut case, Morty. You know, what do you think's gonna happen, some magical angel's gonna show up and then-the court doors burst open and a giant in a suit walks down the isle.
1,412	5	Giant Lawyer	Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the violation of civil liberties! Your honor, I'm from a tiny-persons advocacy group and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss. These little men were never read their giant rights and are therefore free-fi to fo-home.
1,413	5	Rick	W-what the hell is he talking about?
1,414	5	Giant Lawyer	They're free to go, is what I meant. I'm deconstructing our our our thing we say. We're giants. Nobody got that? Whatever.
1,415	5	Morty	Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick? We did it!
1,416	5	Rick	All right, Morty, looks like the portal gun's still working. You ready to head home?
1,417	5	Morty	Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Rick? Well, you know what? We're not bailing out just yet. You know, we're gonna go find some treasure or something and and we're gonna bring it to those villagers.
1,418	5	Rick	Morty, cut your losses. This is obviously awash.
1,419	5	Morty	Yeah, you were saying that back when we first got arrested, but here we are, you know, walking down the courthouse steps.
1,420	5	Rick	Oh, boy, Morty.
1,421	5	Morty	Usually, walking down the courthouse steps is the easy part of the adventure.
1,422	5	Rick	What do you say, Morty?
1,423	5	Morty	I say give me a hand, sidekick.
1,424	5	Jerry	Everybody shut up! Let me try! Jerry swings and misses again Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
1,425	5	Beth	I'm going out.
1,426	5	Jerry	Wait. What?
1,427	5	Beth	Well, you're busy. I'm hungry. I thought I'd go out. Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison?
1,428	5	Jerry	Whoa, whoa, where in the hell is, I'll take you to dinner.
1,429	5	All the Meeseeks	AWWWWWWW!
1,430	5	Jerry	Hey, you know what? It's hard being me, too. I'll be right there. Look, I've got a marriage to keep together. At this point, my golf swing is more your problem than mine.
1,431	5	Meeseek	I can't take it anymore. I just want to die!
1,432	5	Meeseek (diff)	We all want to die! We're Meeseeks! Why did you even rope me into this?
1,433	5	Meeseek (diff)	'Cause he roped me into this!
1,434	5	Meeseek (diff)	Well, him over there, he roped me into this!
1,435	5	Meeseek (diff)	Well, he roped me into this!
1,436	5	Meeseek (diff)	Well, what about me? He roped me into this.
1,437	5	Meeseek (diff)	Well, that one over there roped me into this.
1,438	5	Meeseek (diff)	Well, he roped me into this.
1,439	5	Rick	Yeah, Morty, this is the part of the story everybody loves scaling down 650,000 oversized steps.
1,440	5	Morty	All right, okay, you know, if this was a story, this part wouldn't be included, stupid. They see an opening in one of the steps Hey, Rick, what do you know? Look down there. Looks like some kind of tavern or something built right into the side of the step.
1,441	5	Morty	Oh, wow, Rick. Now, this is more like it. Look, there's little staircase-shaped people in here. All kinds of crazy characters. This place is great, you know? It's whimsical and fun.
1,442	5	Rick	What are you looking at, mother-
1,443	5	Morty	Easy, Rick.
1,444	5	Waitress	Pay them no mind. Those stair goblins can be moody. Now, what can I getcha? We've got skarlog poppies, flurlow, halzingers, bloogies, juicy time babies.
1,445	5	Rick	Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about some scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here? Or just a bunch of nonsense words?
1,446	5	Morty	Rick... We'll have two bloogies, please. And, uh, we were wondering, is there a faster way two heroes could get down these stairs?
1,447	5	Slippery	Y'all need to ride down the stairs? My name is slippely-slippery stair. I'll take you down there for 25 shmeckels.
1,448	5	Rick	25 shmeckels? I don't know how much I don't know what that is. Is that a lot? Is it a little?
1,449	5	Waitress	That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies.
1,450	5	Mr. Booby Buyer	Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer. I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels.
1,451	5	Waitess	It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.
1,452	5	Mr. Booby Buyer	Rats! What a shame.
1,453	5	Rick	Morty, your adventure's in a spiral. For real, man, time to pull out.
1,454	5	Morty	You keep heckling my adventure, Rick! You know why?
1,455	5	Rick	Uh, because it's lame?
1,456	5	Morty	It's because you're petty! You know, how many times have I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap? I always roll with the punches, Rick. Why can't you? Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back, if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!
1,457	5	Rick	Whatever.
1,458	5	Meeseek	It's become clear-look at me- that if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's follow-through, we will solve this problem. I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
1,459	5	Meeseeks *	I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me. The only thing that's clear is that choking up is the one true solution.
1,460	5	Meeseeks 3	Look at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks. I've been trying to help Jerry for two days, an eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked. I fear the worst.
1,461	5	Meeseeks	Your failures are your own, old man. I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me. I say follow-through! Who's with me?! Follow-through!
1,462	5	New Meeseek	I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
1,463	5	Meeseek	Kill him!
1,464	5	New Meeseek	Hisssss! He attacks another meeseek
1,465	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	How are you today? I'm Mr. Jelly Bean!
1,466	5	Morty	Hi, Mr. Jelly Bean. I'm Morty. My grandpa and I are on an adventure.
1,467	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	Nice. Is it a fun adventure?
1,468	5	Morty	I hope so. But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little too far off the rails.
1,469	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	Well, isn't that what adventures do?
1,470	5	Morty	Hey, you know what? You're right. Everything's going fine. I just got to relax and go with the flow.
1,471	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	Yeah.
1,472	5	Morty	Okay. Uh. B-bye.
1,473	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	Uhh, no, stay. Go with the flow!
1,474	5	Morty	Stop. You're making me really uncomfortable.
1,475	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	aggresiveStop fighting me! Just let this happen!
1,476	5	Morty	Get off of me!
1,477	5	Morty	Whoo! No! Stop! Please!
1,478	5	Mr. Jelly Bean	Stop being such a tease, you sweet little-
1,479	5	Morty	No! No!
1,480	5	Meeseek	Everybody sto-o-o-p! Look at me! My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood. None of us can die until our job is done.
1,481	5	Meeseek (diff)	The job can't be done! We'll never get two strokes off his game!
1,482	5	Meeseek	No, we won't. But we will get all strokes off his game.
1,483	5	All other Meeseeks	Where's he going with this? What's he mean?
1,484	5	Meeseek	When we kill him!
1,485	5	Beth	Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about.
1,486	5	Jerry	Where would you go?
1,487	5	Beth	I don't know, man. Italy. Greece. Argentina.
1,488	5	Jerry	Countries known for their sexually aggressive men. Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut?
1,489	5	Jerry	What the heck?
1,490	5	Meeseek	There he is!
1,491	5	Beth	Run, Jerry!
1,492	5	Meeseek	Come on out, Jerry!
1,493	5	Jerry	Guys, I'll choke up. I'll follow through. I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay?
1,494	5	Meeseek	Oh, we're well past that, Jerry.
1,495	5	Card Player	Come on, Rick, quit stalling. What do ya got?
1,496	5	Rick	Read 'em and weep, fellas! Morty comes back Oh, hey, Morty. Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier about your adventure. I'm havin' a good time, Morty. It's not so bad.
1,497	5	Morty	very stressedLet's just go home, okay? I'm calling it. The adventure's over.
1,498	5	Rick	We can't leave now, Morty. I'm on fire!
1,499	5	Morty	Look, I want to leave now. You win the bet, okay? Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please. Please, I just want to go home.

1,400

5

Meeseek

Just try to relax.

1,401

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Jerry

You try to relax! Have you ever tried to relax?! It is a paradox! Jerry walks to the dinning room Ugh, these Meeseeks, huh? Kind of a handful. I can't imagine what you two must be going through.

1,402

5

Beth

Our Meeseeks have been gone for hours, Jerry.

1,403

5

Jerry

You're kidding me.

1,404

5

Beth

Notice anything different?

1,405

5

Jerry

I'm sorry. Hours?

1,406

5

Summer

Dad, mom is a beautiful woman! Look at her! You will lose her!

1,407

5

Meeseek

Uhh... Hey, Jerry, you mind if we get back to the task at hand? Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long. It's getting weird.

1,408

5

Judge

Order in the court! Before the jury reaches its verdict, I just want to say that I consider you both very guilty.

1,409

5

Rick

sarcasticOh, great adventure, buddy. Rick and Morty go to giant prison. You know, if somebody drops the soap, it's gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it'll be really easy to rape us after that.

1,410

5

Morty

We're gonna be okay, Rick.

1,411

5

Rick

How? They took my portal gun. This is an open-and-shut case, Morty. You know, what do you think's gonna happen, some magical angel's gonna show up and then-the court doors burst open and a giant in a suit walks down the isle.

1,412

5

Giant Lawyer

Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the violation of civil liberties! Your honor, I'm from a tiny-persons advocacy group and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss. These little men were never read their giant rights and are therefore free-fi to fo-home.

1,413

5

Rick

W-what the hell is he talking about?

1,414

5

Giant Lawyer

They're free to go, is what I meant. I'm deconstructing our our our thing we say. We're giants. Nobody got that? Whatever.

1,415

5

Morty

Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick? We did it!

1,416

5

Rick

All right, Morty, looks like the portal gun's still working. You ready to head home?

1,417

5

Morty

Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Rick? Well, you know what? We're not bailing out just yet. You know, we're gonna go find some treasure or something and and we're gonna bring it to those villagers.

1,418

5

Rick

Morty, cut your losses. This is obviously awash.

1,419

5

Morty

Yeah, you were saying that back when we first got arrested, but here we are, you know, walking down the courthouse steps.

1,420

5

Rick

Oh, boy, Morty.

1,421

5

Morty

Usually, walking down the courthouse steps is the easy part of the adventure.

1,422

5

Rick

What do you say, Morty?

1,423

5

Morty

I say give me a hand, sidekick.

1,424

5

Jerry

Everybody shut up! Let me try! Jerry swings and misses again Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

1,425

5

Beth

I'm going out.

1,426

5

Jerry

Wait. What?

1,427

5

Beth

Well, you're busy. I'm hungry. I thought I'd go out. Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison?

1,428

5

Jerry

Whoa, whoa, where in the hell is, I'll take you to dinner.

1,429

5

All the Meeseeks

AWWWWWWW!

1,430

5

Jerry

Hey, you know what? It's hard being me, too. I'll be right there. Look, I've got a marriage to keep together. At this point, my golf swing is more your problem than mine.

1,431

5

Meeseek

I can't take it anymore. I just want to die!

1,432

5

Meeseek (diff)

We all want to die! We're Meeseeks! Why did you even rope me into this?

1,433

5

Meeseek (diff)

'Cause he roped me into this!

1,434

5

Meeseek (diff)

Well, him over there, he roped me into this!

1,435

5

Meeseek (diff)

Well, he roped me into this!

1,436

5

Meeseek (diff)

Well, what about me? He roped me into this.

1,437

5

Meeseek (diff)

Well, that one over there roped me into this.

1,438

5

Meeseek (diff)

Well, he roped me into this.

1,439

5

Rick

Yeah, Morty, this is the part of the story everybody loves scaling down 650,000 oversized steps.

1,440

5

Morty

All right, okay, you know, if this was a story, this part wouldn't be included, stupid. They see an opening in one of the steps Hey, Rick, what do you know? Look down there. Looks like some kind of tavern or something built right into the side of the step.

1,441

5

Morty

Oh, wow, Rick. Now, this is more like it. Look, there's little staircase-shaped people in here. All kinds of crazy characters. This place is great, you know? It's whimsical and fun.

1,442

5

Rick

What are you looking at, mother-

1,443

5

Morty

Easy, Rick.

1,444

5

Waitress

Pay them no mind. Those stair goblins can be moody. Now, what can I getcha? We've got skarlog poppies, flurlow, halzingers, bloogies, juicy time babies.

1,445

5

Rick

Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about some scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here? Or just a bunch of nonsense words?

1,446

5

Morty

Rick... We'll have two bloogies, please. And, uh, we were wondering, is there a faster way two heroes could get down these stairs?

1,447

5

Slippery

Y'all need to ride down the stairs? My name is slippely-slippery stair. I'll take you down there for 25 shmeckels.

1,448

5

Rick

25 shmeckels? I don't know how much I don't know what that is. Is that a lot? Is it a little?

1,449

5

Waitress

That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies.

1,450

5

Mr. Booby Buyer

Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer. I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels.

1,451

5

Waitess

It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.

1,452

5

Mr. Booby Buyer

Rats! What a shame.

1,453

5

Rick

Morty, your adventure's in a spiral. For real, man, time to pull out.

1,454

5

Morty

You keep heckling my adventure, Rick! You know why?

1,455

5

Rick

Uh, because it's lame?

1,456

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Morty

It's because you're petty! You know, how many times have I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap? I always roll with the punches, Rick. Why can't you? Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back, if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!

1,457

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Rick

Whatever.

1,458

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Meeseek

It's become clear-look at me- that if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's follow-through, we will solve this problem. I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

1,459

5

Meeseeks *

I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me. The only thing that's clear is that choking up is the one true solution.

1,460

5

Meeseeks 3

Look at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks. I've been trying to help Jerry for two days, an eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked. I fear the worst.

1,461

5

Meeseeks

Your failures are your own, old man. I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me. I say follow-through! Who's with me?! Follow-through!

1,462

5

New Meeseek

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!

1,463

5

Meeseek

Kill him!

1,464

5

New Meeseek

Hisssss! He attacks another meeseek

1,465

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

How are you today? I'm Mr. Jelly Bean!

1,466

5

Morty

Hi, Mr. Jelly Bean. I'm Morty. My grandpa and I are on an adventure.

1,467

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

Nice. Is it a fun adventure?

1,468

5

Morty

I hope so. But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little too far off the rails.

1,469

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

Well, isn't that what adventures do?

1,470

5

Morty

Hey, you know what? You're right. Everything's going fine. I just got to relax and go with the flow.

1,471

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Mr. Jelly Bean

Yeah.

1,472

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Morty

Okay. Uh. B-bye.

1,473

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

Uhh, no, stay. Go with the flow!

1,474

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Morty

Stop. You're making me really uncomfortable.

1,475

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

aggresiveStop fighting me! Just let this happen!

1,476

5

Morty

Get off of me!

1,477

5

Morty

Whoo! No! Stop! Please!

1,478

5

Mr. Jelly Bean

Stop being such a tease, you sweet little-

1,479

5

Morty

No! No!

1,480

5

Meeseek

Everybody sto-o-o-p! Look at me! My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood. None of us can die until our job is done.

1,481

5

Meeseek (diff)

The job can't be done! We'll never get two strokes off his game!

1,482

5

Meeseek

No, we won't. But we will get all strokes off his game.

1,483

5

All other Meeseeks

Where's he going with this? What's he mean?

1,484

5

Meeseek

When we kill him!

1,485

5

Beth

Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about.

1,486

5

Jerry

Where would you go?

1,487

5

Beth

I don't know, man. Italy. Greece. Argentina.

1,488

5

Jerry

Countries known for their sexually aggressive men. Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut?

1,489

5

Jerry

What the heck?

1,490

5

Meeseek

There he is!

1,491

5

Beth

Run, Jerry!

1,492

5

Meeseek

Come on out, Jerry!

1,493

5

Jerry

Guys, I'll choke up. I'll follow through. I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay?

1,494

5

Meeseek

Oh, we're well past that, Jerry.

1,495

5

Card Player

Come on, Rick, quit stalling. What do ya got?

1,496

5

Rick

Read 'em and weep, fellas! Morty comes back Oh, hey, Morty. Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier about your adventure. I'm havin' a good time, Morty. It's not so bad.

1,497

5

Morty

very stressedLet's just go home, okay? I'm calling it. The adventure's over.

1,498

5

Rick

We can't leave now, Morty. I'm on fire!

1,499

5

Morty

Look, I want to leave now. You win the bet, okay? Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please. Please, I just want to go home.