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6,900	27	Rick	Summer, get out of here! Go!
6,901	27	Toxic Rick	Oh, who’s that?
6,902	27	Toxic Rick	(Burp) Who’s that over there? Oh, no.
6,903	27	Toxic Rick	You see the bad man in front of you? You’re a good little boy, you’re gonna get him. You’re gonna get him.
6,904	27	Toxic Rick	Ahh! Son of a... (He runs up to a bookshelf, pushing the books over to find a book that scans him and opens up to give him the same type of injection gun. He injects himself and shoots it at the monster, right before the injection he got took effect and a naked baby Rick bursts through his chest, killing him. It grows to Rick's normal age.) (The monster alien turns around and runs towards Rick, right before naked toxic Rick bursts through it, killing it.)
6,905	27	Toxic Rick	Nice try, asshole.
6,906	27	Rick	We can resolve (Huff) our issues. We don’t need to resort to over-the-top- Aah!
6,907	27	Toxic Morty	I-I did it, Rick. I got the tank! I-I’m a piece of shit, but I got the tank!
6,908	27	Toxic Rick	You’re going in that tank, motherfucker. You’re gonna (burp) live in that toxic shit wasteland like I had to do!
6,909	27	Toxic Morty	Ahh! Ow! (Toxic Morty can't control the ship as it starts crashing all around the living room.) (Rick and Toxic Rick duck to avoid it. It eventually jams into a wall.)
6,910	27	Toxic Rick	That’s right, motherfucker! You’re going in that fucki-
6,911	27	Beth	(Confused) Dads?
6,912	27	Rick	Okay, just Just leave her out of it.
6,913	27	Beth	What’s going on?
6,914	27	Toxic Rick	All right, fuck this. Time for plan B If I can’t trap you in a toxic world, (Climbs up to the ship, grabs Morty and throws him out.)
6,915	27	Morty	Ahh!
6,916	27	Toxic Rick	I’ll just make the whole world toxic. (Flips Rick off and crashes the spaceship through the roof, flying away.)
6,917	27	Rick	It’s okay, girls. I-I’m so sorry I put us in danger with some of my behavior. I-If you’d like I can go out in the g-garden, pick some fresh basil, and make us a nice Scallopini.
6,918	27	Beth	What did the booger version of you mean when he said he was going to make the whole world toxic?
6,919	27	Rick	Believe me, sweetie, that man’s motivations are a mystery.
6,920	27	Morty	Screw that, Rick. We got to stop him. What’s the last thing you’d think about doing with that tank thing?
6,921	27	Rick	(Walks up to Morty and bends down near him) Morty, I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but it’s not our place, you know, to pick and choose which world gets saved from what apocalypse. Our our toxins have as much a right to their worldview as-
6,922	27	Rick	Morty, how is it healthy to slap me?
6,923	27	Morty	Obviously my version of health is a hell of a lot different from yours, you useless old turd.
6,924	27	Rick	Wait. That’s it. (Gets back up.) How could that detox machine know the difference between healthy and sick for everything that goes through it? It can’t. It must be by the individual’s own definition of toxicity. That means...
6,925	27	Beth	Dad!
6,926	27	Morty	What the What the hell, Rick?
6,927	27	Rick	(Grabs Morty and runs.) I’ll explain on the way.
6,928	27	Toxic Rick	This "Moon Tower," Morty, (Burps) is the perfect height and metallic composition for the (burps) amplification and beaming of toxic energies. What do you think about that, Morty? Are you excited about that, Morty?
6,929	27	Toxic Morty	Oh, man. I’m just freaked out. I-It’s too high up here.
6,930	27	Toxic Rick	Once I flip this switch, the entire world is gonna be just as toxic as us, baby. (He pulls the lever.)
6,931	27	Priest	As we praise our loving Father-
6,932	27	Priest	(Rips off his shirt.) God is a lie! We made him up for money!
6,933	27	Man	(Takes off the mouse head.) Santa Claus isn’t real. (Kicks a boy into the pool right before the kids start stabbing the guy with forks and knifes, as he bleeds everywhere.) You were all mistakes!
6,934	27	Toxic Rick	Hahahahahaha! We fucking did it, Morty. Put your fucking hands in the air. (Grabs Toxic Morty's arm and lifts it.) Yeah, you little piece of shit.
6,935	27	Rick	Remember me?
6,936	27	Toxic Rick	Didn’t you learn last time that you can’t beat me?
6,937	27	Rick	Yeah, I did. And then I learned something else. (Pulls a gun out of his lab coat.) This.
6,938	27	Toxic Morty	Ahh!!
6,939	27	Rick	That bullet is laced with an encrypted nanobotic virus that will disintegrate your Morty in about, ah, 20 minutes.
6,940	27	Toxic Rick	You think I give a shit?
6,941	27	Rick	I know you give a shit, dummy. Because I know I don’t. Here’s another thing I know. The decryption key that neutralizes the virus. (He pulls put an injection with a tube to the other injection part.) You want it? Come and get it. Merge with me and you’ll know how to save him.
6,942	27	Toxic Rick	Pfft. Come on, man. I’ve been trapped in your pussy brain for 70 years of delusions, but this is the all-time weakest bluff that I’ve ever-
6,943	27	Toxic Morty	Ow-Ohh!!
6,944	27	Toxic Rick	(Dodges the bullet.) Jesus Christ! What are you doing?!
6,945	27	Morty	He’s cutting your time in half. 10 minutes.
6,946	27	Toxic Morty	Ohh! It hurts!
6,947	27	Toxic Rick	What is your problem?
6,948	27	Rick	Oh, I had all my problems removed my entitlement, my narcissism, my crippling loneliness, my irrational attachments.
6,949	27	Rick	They must be somewhere. They ain’t over here, bro.
6,950	27	Toxic Rick	I’m not going back in there!
6,951	27	Rick	Honestly, I don’t care either way. I hate having you in me. And when I say "honestly" you can believe it, because we both know I’m too healthy to lie. Watch.
6,952	27	Toxic Rick	All right! Knock it off! You’re not impressing anyone. (He kneels down and holds Toxic Morty.) Morty, not that I give a shit, but are you okay?
6,953	27	Toxic Morty	Jesus Christ, it hurts.
6,954	27	Toxic Rick	Relax, quit your bitching. Y-You’re gonna be fine. Grandpa’s here.
6,955	27	Rick	Hahahahahaha.
6,956	27	Toxic Rick	You think that’s funny?
6,957	27	Rick	Y-You got to have a sense of humor about these things. Oh, wait, you can’t. You’re literally incapable of seeing the bigger picture. I guess it’s just funny because you’ve never done anything but complain about me being in charge, but if I ever gave you the wheel we’d be dead in five minutes.
6,958	27	Toxic Morty	Ah, Rick?
6,959	27	Rick	You poor, dumb, sick animal.
6,960	27	Toxic Morty	Augh... Rick?
6,961	27	Toxic Rick	Ahh! (Gets up and walks towards Rick.) Just do it! Just do it, you piece of-
6,962	27	Rick	Aaahhh! I’m back, baby! (Dances around.) Regular Rick! Master of both worlds! Check it it out! (Farts in Morty's face.) Excuse me. (Walks up to the lever.) Now we’ll just reverse this hacky toxicity beam. Man, I really over think shit when I’m angry.
6,963	27	Priest	God is not a lie.
6,964	27	Crying boy	Mommy! Mommy!
6,965	27	Rick	(Looking around with binoculars.) Ha! All right, Morty, now it’s time we re-merge your little ass.
6,966	27	Morty	You’re a better man than me, Rick. I’m healthy enough to admit that!
6,967	27	Rick	That kid is a real piece of shit.
6,968	27	Toxic Morty	(Moaning in pain.) Y-Y-You’re gonna save me, right?
6,969	27	Rick	(Picks up Toxic Morty.) Part of me wanted to, Toxic Morty. Part of me really wanted to. (He sticks the injection into Toxic Morty.)
6,970	27	Worker	(On the phone.) I’m telling you, these shares are hot.
6,971	27	Morty	(Also on the phone.) Duane, Duane, Duane, I get it, now can you get me? Have I ever lied to you? (Grabs an apple on his desk.) That’s right, and ask around, I never do, Duane.
6,972	27	Morty	Let me put this real simple. This stock is a beautiful redhead, recently single, not looking to date but ready to fall in love, and fate has put her locker two down from yours, Duane Two lockers down. (Winks at two female workers. They both giggle.) So step up or step off, Duane. Blue pill or red pill, what’ll be, bro? Totally understand, Duane. You’re the boss. (Stops the call.) Heinholz Biotech Million and a half at thirty-three. (Bites the apple as everyone cheers and throws their papers.)
6,973	27	Worker in a red shirt	(Catches the apple.) Heh.You little fucking monster.
6,974	27	Morty	Mmm! Is this organic? Mmm! (Morty's phone rings, and he answers, as he walks up to his window at the view.) Go for Morty.
6,975	27	Jessica on the phone	Hi, Morty. It’s Jessica. Look, can we just talk for a minute?
6,976	27	Morty	Is that how long it takes for Rick to trace my location?
6,977	27	Jessica	Come back, Morty. I miss you.
6,978	27	Morty	You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much you never had to love ‘em back.
6,979	27	Jessica	How do you know I don’t want to love you?
6,980	27	Morty	Because I’m not sick. (Presses a button.)
6,981	27	Jacquelyn	(Sits at the bench.) Ex-girlfriend? Should I be jealous?
6,982	27	Morty	(Puts his phone on the bench.) There’s nothing to be jealous of.
6,983	27	Jacquelyn	(Sigh) I just realized that I’m scheduled to speak at that fundraiser on our date night. I can cancel.
6,984	27	Morty	We’ll be together. That’s a date.
6,985	27	Jacquelyn	You are the perfect man. (Notices Morty's phone.) Oh, sweetie, (Picks it up to show Morty.) I think you hit the wrong button. You didn’t hang up.
6,986	27	Morty	Huh. How ‘bout that?
6,987	27	Rick	Sorry, tiny American Psycho, (Holds up the injection.) time to take the opposite of your medicine.
6,988	27	Morty	Do what you got to do.
6,989	27	Morty	Oh! Ow! Ahh! (Eventually, Morty gets up.)
6,990	27	Jessica	So, how do you feel, Morty?
6,991	27	Morty	Ah, geez. I’m miserable.
6,992	27	Rick	Am I good or what?
6,993	27	Morty	I guess it’s worth it, though, to know how much you care.
6,994	27	Jessica	Care? Me? Morty, I’m fine with you. I only did this for him. (Points at Rick.)
6,995	27	Rick	You lying bitch. She kept coming to our house, Morty, and kept asking me. "Did did d-did you get a new Morty yet?"
6,996	27	Jessica	Because you kept drunk dialing me and crying about it.
6,997	27	Rick	I wasn’t crying!
6,998	27	Morty	Jacquelyn, I I-I-I wasn’t who I said I was.
6,999	27	Jacquelyn	You weren’t a 14-year-old boy from the Midwest who ran away from his family and capitalized on his lack of conscience by becoming a stock broker?

6,900

27

Rick

Summer, get out of here! Go!

6,901

27

Toxic Rick

Oh, who’s that?

6,902

27

Toxic Rick

(Burp) Who’s that over there? Oh, no.

6,903

27

Toxic Rick

You see the bad man in front of you? You’re a good little boy, you’re gonna get him. You’re gonna get him.

6,904

27

Toxic Rick

Ahh! Son of a... (He runs up to a bookshelf, pushing the books over to find a book that scans him and opens up to give him the same type of injection gun. He injects himself and shoots it at the monster, right before the injection he got took effect and a naked baby Rick bursts through his chest, killing him. It grows to Rick's normal age.) (The monster alien turns around and runs towards Rick, right before naked toxic Rick bursts through it, killing it.)

6,905

27

Toxic Rick

Nice try, asshole.

6,906

27

Rick

We can resolve (Huff) our issues. We don’t need to resort to over-the-top- Aah!

6,907

27

Toxic Morty

I-I did it, Rick. I got the tank! I-I’m a piece of shit, but I got the tank!

6,908

27

Toxic Rick

You’re going in that tank, motherfucker. You’re gonna (burp) live in that toxic shit wasteland like I had to do!

6,909

27

Toxic Morty

Ahh! Ow! (Toxic Morty can't control the ship as it starts crashing all around the living room.) (Rick and Toxic Rick duck to avoid it. It eventually jams into a wall.)

6,910

27

Toxic Rick

That’s right, motherfucker! You’re going in that fucki-

6,911

27

Beth

(Confused) Dads?

6,912

27

Rick

Okay, just Just leave her out of it.

6,913

27

Beth

What’s going on?

6,914

27

Toxic Rick

All right, fuck this. Time for plan B If I can’t trap you in a toxic world, (Climbs up to the ship, grabs Morty and throws him out.)

6,915

27

Morty

Ahh!

6,916

27

Toxic Rick

I’ll just make the whole world toxic. (Flips Rick off and crashes the spaceship through the roof, flying away.)

6,917

27

Rick

It’s okay, girls. I-I’m so sorry I put us in danger with some of my behavior. I-If you’d like I can go out in the g-garden, pick some fresh basil, and make us a nice Scallopini.

6,918

27

Beth

What did the booger version of you mean when he said he was going to make the whole world toxic?

6,919

27

Rick

Believe me, sweetie, that man’s motivations are a mystery.

6,920

27

Morty

Screw that, Rick. We got to stop him. What’s the last thing you’d think about doing with that tank thing?

6,921

27

Rick

(Walks up to Morty and bends down near him) Morty, I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but it’s not our place, you know, to pick and choose which world gets saved from what apocalypse. Our our toxins have as much a right to their worldview as-

6,922

27

Rick

Morty, how is it healthy to slap me?

6,923

27

Morty

Obviously my version of health is a hell of a lot different from yours, you useless old turd.

6,924

27

Rick

Wait. That’s it. (Gets back up.) How could that detox machine know the difference between healthy and sick for everything that goes through it? It can’t. It must be by the individual’s own definition of toxicity. That means...

6,925

27

Beth

Dad!

6,926

27

Morty

What the What the hell, Rick?

6,927

27

Rick

(Grabs Morty and runs.) I’ll explain on the way.

6,928

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Toxic Rick

This "Moon Tower," Morty, (Burps) is the perfect height and metallic composition for the (burps) amplification and beaming of toxic energies. What do you think about that, Morty? Are you excited about that, Morty?

6,929

27

Toxic Morty

Oh, man. I’m just freaked out. I-It’s too high up here.

6,930

27

Toxic Rick

Once I flip this switch, the entire world is gonna be just as toxic as us, baby. (He pulls the lever.)

6,931

27

Priest

As we praise our loving Father-

6,932

27

Priest

(Rips off his shirt.) God is a lie! We made him up for money!

6,933

27

Man

(Takes off the mouse head.) Santa Claus isn’t real. (Kicks a boy into the pool right before the kids start stabbing the guy with forks and knifes, as he bleeds everywhere.) You were all mistakes!

6,934

27

Toxic Rick

Hahahahahaha! We fucking did it, Morty. Put your fucking hands in the air. (Grabs Toxic Morty's arm and lifts it.) Yeah, you little piece of shit.

6,935

27

Rick

Remember me?

6,936

27

Toxic Rick

Didn’t you learn last time that you can’t beat me?

6,937

27

Rick

Yeah, I did. And then I learned something else. (Pulls a gun out of his lab coat.) This.

6,938

27

Toxic Morty

Ahh!!

6,939

27

Rick

That bullet is laced with an encrypted nanobotic virus that will disintegrate your Morty in about, ah, 20 minutes.

6,940

27

Toxic Rick

You think I give a shit?

6,941

27

Rick

I know you give a shit, dummy. Because I know I don’t. Here’s another thing I know. The decryption key that neutralizes the virus. (He pulls put an injection with a tube to the other injection part.) You want it? Come and get it. Merge with me and you’ll know how to save him.

6,942

27

Toxic Rick

Pfft. Come on, man. I’ve been trapped in your pussy brain for 70 years of delusions, but this is the all-time weakest bluff that I’ve ever-

6,943

27

Toxic Morty

Ow-Ohh!!

6,944

27

Toxic Rick

(Dodges the bullet.) Jesus Christ! What are you doing?!

6,945

27

Morty

He’s cutting your time in half. 10 minutes.

6,946

27

Toxic Morty

Ohh! It hurts!

6,947

27

Toxic Rick

What is your problem?

6,948

27

Rick

Oh, I had all my problems removed my entitlement, my narcissism, my crippling loneliness, my irrational attachments.

6,949

27

Rick

They must be somewhere. They ain’t over here, bro.

6,950

27

Toxic Rick

I’m not going back in there!

6,951

27

Rick

Honestly, I don’t care either way. I hate having you in me. And when I say "honestly" you can believe it, because we both know I’m too healthy to lie. Watch.

6,952

27

Toxic Rick

All right! Knock it off! You’re not impressing anyone. (He kneels down and holds Toxic Morty.) Morty, not that I give a shit, but are you okay?

6,953

27

Toxic Morty

Jesus Christ, it hurts.

6,954

27

Toxic Rick

Relax, quit your bitching. Y-You’re gonna be fine. Grandpa’s here.

6,955

27

Rick

Hahahahahaha.

6,956

27

Toxic Rick

You think that’s funny?

6,957

27

Rick

Y-You got to have a sense of humor about these things. Oh, wait, you can’t. You’re literally incapable of seeing the bigger picture. I guess it’s just funny because you’ve never done anything but complain about me being in charge, but if I ever gave you the wheel we’d be dead in five minutes.

6,958

27

Toxic Morty

Ah, Rick?

6,959

27

Rick

You poor, dumb, sick animal.

6,960

27

Toxic Morty

Augh... Rick?

6,961

27

Toxic Rick

Ahh! (Gets up and walks towards Rick.) Just do it! Just do it, you piece of-

6,962

27

Rick

Aaahhh! I’m back, baby! (Dances around.) Regular Rick! Master of both worlds! Check it it out! (Farts in Morty's face.) Excuse me. (Walks up to the lever.) Now we’ll just reverse this hacky toxicity beam. Man, I really over think shit when I’m angry.

6,963

27

Priest

God is not a lie.

6,964

27

Crying boy

Mommy! Mommy!

6,965

27

Rick

(Looking around with binoculars.) Ha! All right, Morty, now it’s time we re-merge your little ass.

6,966

27

Morty

You’re a better man than me, Rick. I’m healthy enough to admit that!

6,967

27

Rick

That kid is a real piece of shit.

6,968

27

Toxic Morty

(Moaning in pain.) Y-Y-You’re gonna save me, right?

6,969

27

Rick

(Picks up Toxic Morty.) Part of me wanted to, Toxic Morty. Part of me really wanted to. (He sticks the injection into Toxic Morty.)

6,970

27

Worker

(On the phone.) I’m telling you, these shares are hot.

6,971

27

Morty

(Also on the phone.) Duane, Duane, Duane, I get it, now can you get me? Have I ever lied to you? (Grabs an apple on his desk.) That’s right, and ask around, I never do, Duane.

6,972

27

Morty

Let me put this real simple. This stock is a beautiful redhead, recently single, not looking to date but ready to fall in love, and fate has put her locker two down from yours, Duane Two lockers down. (Winks at two female workers. They both giggle.) So step up or step off, Duane. Blue pill or red pill, what’ll be, bro? Totally understand, Duane. You’re the boss. (Stops the call.) Heinholz Biotech Million and a half at thirty-three. (Bites the apple as everyone cheers and throws their papers.)

6,973

27

Worker in a red shirt

(Catches the apple.) Heh.You little fucking monster.

6,974

27

Morty

Mmm! Is this organic? Mmm! (Morty's phone rings, and he answers, as he walks up to his window at the view.) Go for Morty.

6,975

27

Jessica on the phone

Hi, Morty. It’s Jessica. Look, can we just talk for a minute?

6,976

27

Morty

Is that how long it takes for Rick to trace my location?

6,977

27

Jessica

Come back, Morty. I miss you.

6,978

27

Morty

You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much you never had to love ‘em back.

6,979

27

Jessica

How do you know I don’t want to love you?

6,980

27

Morty

Because I’m not sick. (Presses a button.)

6,981

27

Jacquelyn

(Sits at the bench.) Ex-girlfriend? Should I be jealous?

6,982

27

Morty

(Puts his phone on the bench.) There’s nothing to be jealous of.

6,983

27

Jacquelyn

(Sigh) I just realized that I’m scheduled to speak at that fundraiser on our date night. I can cancel.

6,984

27

Morty

We’ll be together. That’s a date.

6,985

27

Jacquelyn

You are the perfect man. (Notices Morty's phone.) Oh, sweetie, (Picks it up to show Morty.) I think you hit the wrong button. You didn’t hang up.

6,986

27

Morty

Huh. How ‘bout that?

6,987

27

Rick

Sorry, tiny American Psycho, (Holds up the injection.) time to take the opposite of your medicine.

6,988

27

Morty

Do what you got to do.

6,989

27

Morty

Oh! Ow! Ahh! (Eventually, Morty gets up.)

6,990

27

Jessica

So, how do you feel, Morty?

6,991

27

Morty

Ah, geez. I’m miserable.

6,992

27

Rick

Am I good or what?

6,993

27

Morty

I guess it’s worth it, though, to know how much you care.

6,994

27

Jessica

Care? Me? Morty, I’m fine with you. I only did this for him. (Points at Rick.)

6,995

27

Rick

You lying bitch. She kept coming to our house, Morty, and kept asking me. "Did did d-did you get a new Morty yet?"

6,996

27

Jessica

Because you kept drunk dialing me and crying about it.

6,997

27

Rick

I wasn’t crying!

6,998

27

Morty

Jacquelyn, I I-I-I wasn’t who I said I was.

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Jacquelyn

You weren’t a 14-year-old boy from the Midwest who ran away from his family and capitalized on his lack of conscience by becoming a stock broker?