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7,100	28	Morty Mart Morty:	They were, they were about my height, around fourteen years old… OH! Their shirts were yellow!
7,101	28	Cop Morty:	sarcastically Yeah, make sure you get that down.
7,102	28	Cop Rick:	Any mutations? Augmentations? Three eyes, a tail, maybe a buzzcut?
7,103	28	Morty Mart Morty:	No, just four normal Mortys.
7,104	28	Purple Trunk Morty:	feels annoyed "
7,105	28	Morty Mart Morty:	talks back to Purple Morty Put it in your blog.
7,106	28	Cop Morty:	looking at two Mortys in a nearby alley Lemme turn over a few rocks.
7,107	28	Cop Morty:	Aw geez, hey, what’s goin’ on, fellas?
7,108	28	Morty 1:	Aw geez, man, nothin’ man, we’re just hangin’ out and stuff.
7,109	28	Cop Morty:	I hear that, ah geez, I guess I’m supposed to be figuring out who robbed the store across the street but aw geez I dunno.
7,110	28	Morty 2:	smirking Ah geez man, that sucks that your Rick’s makin’ you do that.
7,111	28	Cop Morty:	angered He’s not my Rick. He’s my partner. Aw, geez.
7,112	28	Morty 1:	Well, maybe the uniform makes a big difference. Who am I to say? To me, you just look like a sidekick.
7,113	28	Cop Morty:	CALL ME A SIDEKICK ONE MORE TIME! CALL ME A SIDEKICK!!
7,114	28	Morty 2:	Hey man! C’mon, aw geez!
7,115	28	Cop Morty:	WANNA SEE HOW I PAINT A WALL?!
7,116	28	Morty 2:	It was the
7,117	28	Cop Rick:	Do you realize how many codes you just violated?
7,118	28	Cop Morty:	Aw geez, Rick. What do I know about knowin’ stuff? Get in the fucking car.
7,119	28	Retired General Rick:	More lasers.
7,120	28	Moderator Rick:	You can take more time to answer the question if you’d like.
7,121	28	Moderator Rick:	...Okay, Juggling Rick. How would you solve the Citadel’s financial crisis?
7,122	28	Juggling Rick:	First off, can I just say that I think this Citadel is the greatest in the entire multiverse. Now, I believe the answer to your question has three parts. (He reveals he’s holding three balls.) First, education spending must get
7,123	28	Juggling Rick:	But it has to be balanced with defense! starts juggling all three balls Whoa!
7,124	28	Campaign Manager Morty:	Can we fact-check this, please? Never mind, who am I kidding? This race is over.
7,125	28	Juggling Rick:	now juggling three balls and a chainsaw, he catches them all gracefully And that’s how you run a Citadel. bows
7,126	28	Moderator Rick:	Candidate Morty. The number of displaced Mortys is soaring, while Rick satisfaction levels are plummeting, and the divide between the two groups has never been wider. smirks Solve that one real quick.
7,127	28	Candidate Morty:	I don’t see a divide between Ricks and Mortys.
7,128	28	Retired General Rick:	Oh, shocker. farts
7,129	28	Reverse Rick Outrage:	I’d like to offer a rebuttal. farts
7,130	28	Rick Guilt Rick:	Gentlemen, gentlemen! I think we can all agree on one thing. farts twice Well, came out as two things, but you get the idea.
7,131	28	Candidate Morty:	You guys finished? (Continues his speech.) The division I see is between the Ricks and Mortys that like the Citadel divided, and the rest of us. I see it everywhere I go.
7,132	28	Candidate Morty:	I see it in our schools, where they teach Mortys we’re all the same because they’re threatened by what makes us unique.
7,133	28	Candidate Morty:	I see it in our streets, where they give guns to Mortys so we’re too busy fighting each other to fight real injustice.
7,134	28	Candidate Morty:	I see it in our factories, where Ricks work for a fraction of their boss’s salary, even though they’re identical and have the same IQ. The Citadel’s problem isn’t homeless Mortys or outraged Ricks.
7,135	28	Candidate Morty:	The Citadel’s problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel’s debt.
7,136	28	Rick J-22:	Holy shit. (As the alarm rings, he runs out of the office and enters the Flavor Core chamber.)
7,137	28	Rick Worker:	He's headed for the Flavor Core!
7,138	28	Candidate Morty:	But I’ve got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive. A message… from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t: you are outnumbered!
7,139	28	Campaign Manager Morty:	Holy shit. (Candidate Morty walks backstage.) I don’t believe it! I-I can’t believe it!
7,140	28	Candidate Morty:	I know. puts a hand on his shoulder That’s why you’re fired. walks away
7,141	28	Juggling Rick:	Sounds like you’re looking for work. I can offer you a very enticing compensation package. sets down bag and unzips it, pulling out three juggling clubs First, let’s talk benefits.
7,142	28	Simple Rick:	mumbling to self Daddy loves you… That’s Daddy’s good girl.
7,143	28	Rick J-22:	to Simple Rick Your life is a lie, man. to police All your lives are lies! Don’t you get it?! They told us we were special because we were Ricks, but they stripped us of anything that made us unique!
7,144	28	Negotiator Rick:	through megaphone We know how you feel. We’re working stiff Ricks just like you, but our assembly line is justice. What are your demands?
7,145	28	Rick J-22:	burp I-I-I want a portal gun. Unregistered, untraceable, with enough fluid to take me off this goddamn prison!
7,146	28	SWAT Team Rick:	The media’s outside.
7,147	28	Negotiator Rick:	Well, keep ‘em there!
7,148	28	Rick D716-C:	Anyway, so yeah, the suspect says the Citadel is a lie, built on lies, and some other shit. (Now sharing the screen with Rick D716 and Rick D716-B.) I say, appreciate the life you have, because it can always be worse. Back to you, Ricks.
7,149	28	Rick D716:	Thank you, Rick 716-C. mumbling to D716-B That fuckin’ guy.
7,150	28	Rick D716-B:	Tell me about it.
7,151	28	Rick D716:	Ahem. Meanwhile, in election news, an unexpected turn of events as Morty from the Morty Party soars to the top of the polls.
7,152	28	Candidate Morty:	Yes?
7,153	28	Reporter Rick:	Morty! What’s your original reality and where’s your Rick?
7,154	28	Candidate Morty:	Gosh. We moved around so much it’s hard to remember. I see every Rick as my Rick.
7,155	28	Candidate Morty:	I hope they see me as their Morty.
7,156	28	Campaign Manager Morty:	holding glass Another, please, with less water.
7,157	28	Bartender Morty:	fixing a new drink Hey, cheer up, pal! A Morty’s gonna be president. gestures to TV Imagine this kisser gettin’ blamed for everything!
7,158	28	Campaign Manager Morty:	I guess I shoulda had more faith.
7,159	28	Investigator Rick:	It’s not faith you need. It’s fear.
7,160	28	Campaign Manager Morty:	What’s this?
7,161	28	Investigator Rick:	drains his glass It’s secrets. Wh-wh-what do you think it is? Gets up and walks away Look at how I’m dressed.
7,162	28	Rick Reporter (on TV):	Taking on the system like this, are you afraid at all for your safety?
7,163	28	Candidate Morty (on TV):	I’d rather live in hope than fear. (Campaign Manager Morty looks shocked at the documents, then looks up at the TV.) If I had to fear anything, I’d fear other people being afraid. Of fear. Itself.
7,164	28	Candidate Morty (on TV):	But no, I’m not afraid.
7,165	28	Mortytown Loco:	Hey Rick, man, when there’s a Morty president, you gonna lick my balls or what?
7,166	28	Bootleg Rick:	Shit, grandson, you keep me peelin’ squap-squams and slippin’ nib-nibs I’ll lick whatever ain’t nailed down.
7,167	28	Cop Rick:	Hands in the air!
7,168	28	Mortytown Loco:	What the hell, man? What the hell in hell?
7,169	28	Cop Morty:	You guys doin’ a little chemistry homework with Grandpa?
7,170	28	Cop Rick:	Is this what I think it is?
7,171	28	Cop Morty:	Bootleg portal fluid.
7,172	28	Cop Morty:	Guess his math was off. Search the place.
7,173	28	Psychopath Morty:	A-Are you… m-my new… Rick?
7,174	28	Cop Rick:	It’s okay, Morty.
7,175	28	Cop Morty:	Jesus!
7,176	28	Cop Rick:	He stabbed me! He got me bad, Morty.
7,177	28	Cop Morty:	approaches Rick and kneels down beside him Shh, it’s okay, you’re okay.
7,178	28	Cop Rick:	You were right… cough Everything I learned in the academy was--
7,179	28	Cop Morty:	It doesn’t matter. helps Rick to his feet Nothing’s wrong with putting your faith in a Morty. You just gotta pick the right one.
7,180	28	Cop Rick:	Why is there a crib in here?
7,181	28	Cop Morty:	Just somethin’ they do to make you feel bad.
7,182	28	Cop Rick:	Boy, I got us knee-deep in paperwork, huh?
7,183	28	Cop Morty:	Go to the car and grab a MediPack. Lemme worry about this.
7,184	28	Cop Rick:	What happened?
7,185	28	Cop Morty:	Same old story. Mortys killing Mortys.
7,186	28	Lizard Morty:	Almost... got it...
7,187	28	Farmer Rick:	Hey, y'all get the hell away from my damn Megafruit!
7,188	28	Farmer Rick:	Sic 'em, boy! his robot dog gives chase; the four Mortys tumble down into a river I don't wear this dangnap hat and commit to this rural character so you can eat for free while you come of age!
7,189	28	Fat Morty:	I bet the Wishing Portal leads to a reality where there... where all... where it's a bunch of French toast with boobies.
7,190	28	Lizard Morty:	I bet it leads to a place where a bunch of fri-- flies everywhere! Slick feels peevish
7,191	28	Slick:	Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere. I bet it's a big hole where the Citadel dumps all its broken dreams.
7,192	28	Fat Morty:	Slick, why do ya have to be so dramatic?
7,193	28	Slick:	stands up You wanna know why? lifts his shirt to reveal a large barcode on his abdomen Because of this! I'm part of an experimental line of Mortys with a trauma implant. How do you think it feels, Fat Morty, to know that no matter where I go, Glasses Morty comes over to Slick as he sits back down feeling depressed I'll always be the one that makes everybody sad and... a little bored? Glasses Morty consoles Slick
7,194	28	Glasses Morty:	Slick, that implant isn't who you are, okay? You also roll up your sleeves. they hug each other
7,195	28	Fat Morty:	I thought I was Left-Handed Morty.
7,196	28	Lizard Morty:	Then you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables.
7,197	28	Candidate Morty:	Hey there. How you doing? Great to meet you. greets a Plumber Rick
7,198	28	Plumber Rick:	I'm a plumber, sir! I-I'm a Rick and I'm a plumber!
7,199	28	Candidate Morty:	That doesn't sound like Rick work. You didn't come to the Citadel to be a plumber, did you?

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Morty Mart Morty:

They were, they were about my height, around fourteen years old… OH! Their shirts were yellow!

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Cop Morty:

*sarcastically* Yeah, make sure you get that down.

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Cop Rick:

Any mutations? Augmentations? Three eyes, a tail, maybe a buzzcut?

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Morty Mart Morty:

No, just four normal Mortys.

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Purple Trunk Morty:

*feels annoyed* "

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Morty Mart Morty:

*talks back to Purple Morty* Put it in your blog.

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Cop Morty:

*looking at two Mortys in a nearby alley* Lemme turn over a few rocks.

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Cop Morty:

Aw geez, hey, what’s goin’ on, fellas?

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Morty 1:

Aw geez, man, nothin’ man, we’re just hangin’ out and stuff.

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Cop Morty:

I hear that, ah geez, I guess I’m supposed to be figuring out who robbed the store across the street but aw geez I dunno.

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Morty 2:

*smirking* Ah geez man, that sucks that your Rick’s makin’ you do that.

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Cop Morty:

*angered* He’s not my Rick. He’s my partner. Aw, geez.

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Morty 1:

Well, maybe the uniform makes a big difference. Who am I to say? To me, you just look like a sidekick.

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Cop Morty:

CALL ME A SIDEKICK ONE MORE TIME! CALL ME A SIDEKICK!!

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Morty 2:

Hey man! C’mon, aw geez!

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Cop Morty:

WANNA SEE HOW I PAINT A WALL?!

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Morty 2:

It was the

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Cop Rick:

Do you realize how many codes you just violated?

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Cop Morty:

Aw geez, Rick. What do I know about knowin’ stuff? Get in the fucking car.

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Retired General Rick:

More lasers.

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Moderator Rick:

You can take more time to answer the question if you’d like.

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Moderator Rick:

...Okay, Juggling Rick. How would you solve the Citadel’s financial crisis?

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Juggling Rick:

First off, can I just say that I think this Citadel is the greatest in the entire multiverse. Now, I believe the answer to your question has three parts. (He reveals he’s holding three balls.) First, education spending must get

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Juggling Rick:

But it has to be balanced with defense! *starts juggling all three balls* Whoa!

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Campaign Manager Morty:

Can we fact-check this, please? Never mind, who am I kidding? This race is over.

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Juggling Rick:

*now juggling three balls and a chainsaw, he catches them all gracefully* And that’s how you run a Citadel. *bows*

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Moderator Rick:

Candidate Morty. The number of displaced Mortys is soaring, while Rick satisfaction levels are plummeting, and the divide between the two groups has never been wider. *smirks* Solve that one real quick.

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Candidate Morty:

I don’t see a divide between Ricks and Mortys.

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Retired General Rick:

Oh, shocker. *farts*

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Reverse Rick Outrage:

I’d like to offer a rebuttal. *farts*

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Rick Guilt Rick:

Gentlemen, gentlemen! I think we can all agree on one thing. *farts twice* Well, came out as two things, but you get the idea.

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Candidate Morty:

You guys finished? (Continues his speech.) The division I see is between the Ricks and Mortys that like the Citadel divided, and the rest of us. I see it everywhere I go.

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Candidate Morty:

I see it in our schools, where they teach Mortys we’re all the same because they’re threatened by what makes us unique.

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Candidate Morty:

I see it in our streets, where they give guns to Mortys so we’re too busy fighting each other to fight real injustice.

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Candidate Morty:

I see it in our factories, where Ricks work for a fraction of their boss’s salary, even though they’re identical and have the same IQ. The Citadel’s problem isn’t homeless Mortys or outraged Ricks.

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Candidate Morty:

The Citadel’s problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel’s debt.

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Rick J-22:

Holy shit. (As the alarm rings, he runs out of the office and enters the Flavor Core chamber.)

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Rick Worker:

He's headed for the Flavor Core!

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Candidate Morty:

But I’ve got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive. A message… from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t: you are outnumbered!

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Campaign Manager Morty:

Holy shit. (Candidate Morty walks backstage.) I don’t believe it! I-I can’t believe it!

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Candidate Morty:

I know. *puts a hand on his shoulder* That’s why you’re fired. *walks away*

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Juggling Rick:

Sounds like you’re looking for work. I can offer you a very enticing compensation package. *sets down bag and unzips it, pulling out three juggling clubs* First, let’s talk benefits.

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Simple Rick:

*mumbling to self* Daddy loves you… That’s Daddy’s good girl.

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Rick J-22:

*to Simple Rick* Your life is a lie, man. *to police* All your lives are lies! Don’t you get it?! They told us we were special because we were Ricks, but they stripped us of anything that made us unique!

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Negotiator Rick:

*through megaphone* We know how you feel. We’re working stiff Ricks just like you, but our assembly line is justice. What are your demands?

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Rick J-22:

*burp* I-I-I want a portal gun. Unregistered, untraceable, with enough fluid to take me off this goddamn prison!

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SWAT Team Rick:

The media’s outside.

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Negotiator Rick:

Well, keep ‘em there!

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Rick D716-C:

Anyway, so yeah, the suspect says the Citadel is a lie, built on lies, and some other shit. (Now sharing the screen with Rick D716 and Rick D716-B.) I say, appreciate the life you have, because it can always be worse. Back to you, Ricks.

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Rick D716:

Thank you, Rick 716-C. *mumbling to D716-B* That fuckin’ guy.

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Rick D716-B:

Tell me about it.

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Rick D716:

Ahem. Meanwhile, in election news, an unexpected turn of events as Morty from the Morty Party soars to the top of the polls.

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Candidate Morty:

Yes?

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Reporter Rick:

Morty! What’s your original reality and where’s your Rick?

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Candidate Morty:

Gosh. We moved around so much it’s hard to remember. I see every Rick as my Rick.

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Candidate Morty:

I hope they see me as their Morty.

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Campaign Manager Morty:

*holding glass* Another, please, with less water.

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Bartender Morty:

*fixing a new drink* Hey, cheer up, pal! A Morty’s gonna be president. *gestures to TV* Imagine this kisser gettin’ blamed for everything!

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Campaign Manager Morty:

I guess I shoulda had more faith.

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Investigator Rick:

It’s not faith you need. It’s fear.

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Campaign Manager Morty:

What’s this?

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Investigator Rick:

*drains his glass* It’s secrets. Wh-wh-what do you think it is? *Gets up and walks away* Look at how I’m dressed.

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Rick Reporter (on TV):

Taking on the system like this, are you afraid at all for your safety?

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Candidate Morty (on TV):

I’d rather live in hope than fear. (Campaign Manager Morty looks shocked at the documents, then looks up at the TV.) If I had to fear anything, I’d fear other people being afraid. Of fear. Itself.

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Candidate Morty (on TV):

But no, I’m not afraid.

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Mortytown Loco:

Hey Rick, man, when there’s a Morty president, you gonna lick my balls or what?

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Bootleg Rick:

Shit, grandson, you keep me peelin’ squap-squams and slippin’ nib-nibs I’ll lick whatever ain’t nailed down.

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Cop Rick:

Hands in the air!

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Mortytown Loco:

What the hell, man? What the hell in hell?

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Cop Morty:

You guys doin’ a little chemistry homework with Grandpa?

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Cop Rick:

Is this what I think it is?

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Cop Morty:

Bootleg portal fluid.

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Cop Morty:

Guess his math was off. Search the place.

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Psychopath Morty:

A-Are you… m-my new… Rick?

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Cop Rick:

It’s okay, Morty.

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Cop Morty:

Jesus!

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Cop Rick:

He stabbed me! He got me bad, Morty.

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Cop Morty:

*approaches Rick and kneels down beside him* Shh, it’s okay, you’re okay.

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Cop Rick:

You were right… *cough* Everything I learned in the academy was--

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Cop Morty:

It doesn’t matter. *helps Rick to his feet* Nothing’s wrong with putting your faith in a Morty. You just gotta pick the right one.

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Cop Rick:

Why is there a crib in here?

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Cop Morty:

Just somethin’ they do to make you feel bad.

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Cop Rick:

Boy, I got us knee-deep in paperwork, huh?

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Cop Morty:

Go to the car and grab a MediPack. Lemme worry about this.

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Cop Rick:

What happened?

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Cop Morty:

Same old story. Mortys killing Mortys.

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Lizard Morty:

Almost... got it...

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Farmer Rick:

Hey, y'all get the hell away from my damn Megafruit!

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Farmer Rick:

Sic 'em, boy! *his robot dog gives chase; the four Mortys tumble down into a river* I don't wear this dangnap hat and commit to this rural character so you can eat for free while you come of age!

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Fat Morty:

I bet the Wishing Portal leads to a reality where there... where all... where it's a bunch of French toast with boobies.

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Lizard Morty:

I bet it leads to a place where a bunch of fri-- flies everywhere! *Slick feels peevish*

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Slick:

Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere. I bet it's a big hole where the Citadel dumps all its broken dreams.

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Fat Morty:

Slick, why do ya have to be so dramatic?

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Slick:

*stands up* You wanna know why? *lifts his shirt to reveal a large barcode on his abdomen* Because of this! I'm part of an experimental line of Mortys with a trauma implant. How do you think it feels, Fat Morty, to know that no matter where I go, *Glasses Morty comes over to Slick as he sits back down feeling depressed* I'll always be the one that makes everybody sad and... a little bored? *Glasses Morty consoles Slick*

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Glasses Morty:

Slick, that implant isn't who you are, okay? You also roll up your sleeves. *they hug each other*

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Fat Morty:

I thought I was Left-Handed Morty.

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Lizard Morty:

Then you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables.

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Candidate Morty:

Hey there. How you doing? Great to meet you. *greets a Plumber Rick*

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Plumber Rick:

I'm a plumber, sir! I-I'm a Rick and I'm a plumber!

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Candidate Morty:

That doesn't sound like Rick work. You didn't come to the Citadel to be a plumber, did you?