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7,000	27	Morty	Oh. I guess I was pretty up front about that, wasn’t I?
7,001	27	Jacquelyn	You were up front about everything. You were my soul mate.
7,002	27	Morty	Well No-Not anymore. I’ll, um Y-You can keep the apartment, and and and, uh the drones.
7,003	27	Rick	She can’t keep the drones. They turn into a little Voltron robot. They’re awesome.
7,004	27	Rick	You can’t keep the drones.
7,005	27	Tricia	So, how was your date with Brad?
7,006	27	Jessica	It wasn’t a date. We were just having lunch.
7,007	27	Holly	You guys are getting back together, aren’t you?
7,008	27	Morty	(Looks down, sad.)
7,009	27	Rick	(Comes out of nowhere.) Morty, I need your help on an adventure. Eh, "need" is a strong word. We need door stops, but a brick would work, too.
7,010	27	Morty	Okay.
7,011	27	Jessica	Morty.
7,012	27	Morty	(Morty stops and looks at Jessica and smiles.)
7,013	27	Jessica	Good to have you back.
7,014	27	Tricia	Have you ever been peed on before? Oh, my God. Yum.
7,015	27	Credits song	Hey, did you ever want to hold a terrifold? I got one right here Grab my terri-flap Squeeze it Grab it, squeeze it Tug on my terri-flap Hey, I want to take you to The terrifold dance Wanna come with me? You can grab my holdie-folds Squeeze ‘em tight You son of a bitch. Suck my holdie-flappy folds Lick my flappy foldie-holes My terri-flaps in your mouth Suck my flaps, you piece of shit. Whoo!
7,016	27	Man	Although only a handful of moon towers remain today, they were popular in the late 19th century. An entire town could be illuminated by... (He sees the containment unit.) What the hell is this? (Out of curiosity, he presses a button, releasing toxin gas, and slimey Stacy. The man backs away, and accidentally falls off the tower, screaming all the way down.)
7,017	27	Stacey	Sea Cucumber! Sea Cucumber!!
7,018	28	Rick:	Alright, Morty. You ready for our adventure to the lost city of Atlantis?
7,019	28	Morty:	gives a thumbs-up Ready as I’ll ever be, Rick!
7,020	28	Rick:	Oh, for fuck’s sake.
7,021	28	Rick K-22:	holding clipboard Hello, I’m Rick K-22. This is my Morty. (Morty K-22 waves.) We’re going from reality to reality, asking Ricks to contribute to the
7,022	28	Rick:	What are you, stupid? We’re done with the Citadel of Ricks. I was burp never on board with it in the first place, that’s why I murdered everyone in charge and left it to rot.
7,023	28	Rick K-22:	examines clipboard Ohhh. That was you. passes clipboard to his Morty
7,024	28	Morty:	They tried to murder him first.
7,025	28	Morty K-22:	Oh geez. Well, you’ll be happy to know that... the
7,026	28	Morty:	Yeah, he knows. He murdered them.
7,027	28	Rick K-22:	You wanna rein in your Morty?
7,028	28	Rick:	glaring Every day.
7,029	28	Morty K-22:	reading from script The Citadel of Ricks redevelopment fund donates--
7,030	28	Rick K-22:	interrupts Morty, he’s not gonna belch donate. You’re pitching the policeman’s ball to a black teenager here. pulls out his portal gun and shoots a new portal Let’s go.
7,031	28	Rick:	You don’t have to be a dick.
7,032	28	Rick K-22:	I think you know that’s not true.
7,033	28	Morty:	Geez. I didn’t know there were still Ricks and Mortys living on the Citadel. I wonder what their day-to-day lives are like.
7,034	28	Rick:	straps harpoon gun to his back Well, you can keep wondering that while we go on our fun, fresh, self-contained adventure to Atlantis. shoots a portal Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid, or one of the unfortunate millions held hostage by their terrible ideas.
7,035	28	Morty:	Man. Glad I’m not one of them!
7,036	28	Rick (voiceover):	Citadel Morning News: News about the Citadel in the morning. Pretty self explanatory.
7,037	28	Rick D716-B:	Good morning. I’m Rick D716-B.
7,038	28	Rick D716:	And I’m Rick D716.
7,039	28	Rick D716-B:	Must be nice.
7,040	28	Rick D716:	Coming up! Gravity outages in East Sanchez Heights!
7,041	28	Rick D716-B:	And, is your uranium-powered cellular matrix making you sick? The answer may not surprise you. It’s ‘yes, it’s uranium.’
7,042	28	Rick D716:	Those stories and more after this break.
7,043	28	Narrator:	Sixteen iterations off the central finite curve, there’s a Rick that works more with wood than polarity plating.
7,044	28	Narrator:	His name is Simple Rick, but he’s no dummy.
7,045	28	Narrator:	He realized long ago that the greatest thing he’d ever create was his daughter.
7,046	28	Young Beth:	I love Daddy!
7,047	28	Narrator:	We captured that moment and run it on a loop through Simple Rick’s mind.
7,048	28	Narrator:	And the chemical that makes his brain secrete goes into every
7,049	28	Rick D716:	Just one day remains before our newly democratic Citadel elects its first president. It’s anyone’s race among the Rick candidates.
7,050	28	Rick D716-B:	But a certain other candidate should be getting at least one vote for most adorable.
7,051	28	Rick D716 (voiceover):	That’s right, the Morty Party candidate’s still in the race, and you just gotta love him for that.
7,052	28	Rick D716 (voiceover):	Here you see him in his little Morty suit, waving. Isn’t that adorable? Little jackass.
7,053	28	Rick D716-B (voiceover):	Uh, yeah, I think we actually have the audio for his speech here. “Aw geez, aw man, I’m gonna lose the election and stuff.”
7,054	28	Campaign Manager Morty:	We had a good run, sir, but I think it’s time to pull out of the race.
7,055	28	Candidate Morty:	I feel pretty confident about tonight’s debate.
7,056	28	Campaign Manager Morty:	You shouldn’t, sir. You should be terrified.
7,057	28	Candidate Morty:	Maybe you should find a little faith, young man.
7,058	28	Campaign Manager Morty:	You don’t pay me to have faith! And we’re the same age!
7,059	28	Cop Rick:	Oh! S-sorry, I was expecting--
7,060	28	Cop Morty:	A Rick partner? Lesson one, rookie: expect the unexpected. Now get in.
7,061	28	Morty:	Mortys are human!
7,062	28	Cop Morty:	Get the fuck off the car, you Rickless fuckin’ animal! (He pulls a lever and the car sends a taser shock through Morty, who falls aside.)
7,063	28	Morty:
7,064	28	Cop Morty:	The election’s got these yellow shirts more riled up than a Picture Day Jessica.
7,065	28	Cop Rick:	That’s pretty harsh, sir.
7,066	28	Cop Morty:	So report me. Nobody gives a fuck.
7,067	28	Cop Rick:	Look, I’m just saying. Makes me a little sad to hear a Morty cop calling Mortys “animals”.
7,068	28	Cop Morty:	Well, it makes me sad to see another Rick cop buying into his sensitivity training.
7,069	28	Cop Rick:	Well, I’m glad to know there’s more like me.
7,070	28	Cop Morty:	Oh, there was one. Why do you think that seat was empty?
7,071	28	Dispatch:	Robbery at Fifth and BURP Avenue.
7,072	28	Cop Rick:	Fifth and BURP? That’s
7,073	28	Cop Morty:	(to dispatch) Unit 7 responding.
7,074	28	Teacher Rick:	(spoken inside) "Good idea, Rick."
7,075	28	Students:	(all together) Good idea, Rick.
7,076	28	Teacher Rick:	"This is a great adventure."
7,077	28	Students:	This is a great adventure.
7,078	28	Teacher Rick:	"I love being your new Morty."
7,079	28	Students:	I love being your new Mor...
7,080	28	Slick	(substituting for the word Morty)
7,081	28	Teacher Rick:	Very amusing, Mr. Smith. Almost as amusing as when your first Rick was decapitated on Zorpathion 9. (Slick’s smug face becomes downcast.) Or was that your third Rick? How many Ricks have you had?
7,082	28	Slick:	Five…
7,083	28	Teacher Rick:	I see. So you
7,084	28	Tall Morty:	Di-Did I gragitate this time yet?
7,085	28	Teacher Rick:	Anything’s possible, Tall Morty. Ugh…
7,086	28	Lizard Morty:	Guess we won’t be seein’ each other after this, huh?
7,087	28	Slick:	I say we make our last day count. I say… we go to the
7,088	28	Glasses Morty:	That’s a myth.
7,089	28	Fat Morty:	It’s not a myth! M-m-my first Rick’s fourth Morty knew a Rick whose Morty went there.
7,090	28	Lizard Morty:	If we’re not here for graduation, our butts are gonna end up in Mortytown.
7,091	28	Slick:	I thought your last Rick fused you with a lizard, not a chicken.
7,092	28	Lizard Morty:	Okay, fine. I’m in.
7,093	28	Glasses Morty:	Me too.
7,094	28	Fat Morty:	What the hell?
7,095	28	Lizard Morty:	retracts tongue I-I thought I saw a fly.
7,096	28	Supervisor Rick:	whistles Listen up, fucknuts! I’ve been your supervisor for five years but all shitty things must come to an end, and I have been promoted to regional manager. (Factory Ricks cheer unenthusiastically.) Yeah, I feel the same way. May we never meet again. Of course that makes the position of Supervisor available. (Rick J-22 looks hopeful.) So as of next week, the ass you’ll be kissing will be that of… (Rick J-22 smiles) K-83, (He frowns again) affectionately known as “
7,097	28	Cool Rick:	I know I’m new to the Citadel and some of you might not think I’ve put in my time, but what can I say? I’m Cool Rick! finger guns Yo, ha-ha-ha, check me out!
7,098	28	Supervisor Rick:	Alright, knuckle-burp-heads, any questions? (Rick J-22 raises his hand.) Alright then, back to work, you gold-Rickers.
7,099	28	Cop Morty:	No Ricks, no families, high off their asses and runnin’ amok. Mortys are raised to be sidekicks. Without a side to kick, they just start kickin’.

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Morty

Oh. I guess I was pretty up front about that, wasn’t I?

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Jacquelyn

You were up front about everything. You were my soul mate.

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Morty

Well No-Not anymore. I’ll, um Y-You can keep the apartment, and and and, uh the drones.

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Rick

She can’t keep the drones. They turn into a little Voltron robot. They’re awesome.

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Rick

You can’t keep the drones.

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Tricia

So, how was your date with Brad?

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Jessica

It wasn’t a date. We were just having lunch.

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Holly

You guys are getting back together, aren’t you?

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Morty

(Looks down, sad.)

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Rick

(Comes out of nowhere.) Morty, I need your help on an adventure. Eh, "need" is a strong word. We need door stops, but a brick would work, too.

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Morty

Okay.

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Jessica

Morty.

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Morty

(Morty stops and looks at Jessica and smiles.)

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Jessica

Good to have you back.

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Tricia

Have you ever been peed on before? Oh, my God. Yum.

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Credits song

Hey, did you ever want to hold a terrifold? I got one right here Grab my terri-flap Squeeze it Grab it, squeeze it Tug on my terri-flap Hey, I want to take you to The terrifold dance Wanna come with me? You can grab my holdie-folds Squeeze ‘em tight You son of a bitch. Suck my holdie-flappy folds Lick my flappy foldie-holes My terri-flaps in your mouth Suck my flaps, you piece of shit. Whoo!

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Man

Although only a handful of moon towers remain today, they were popular in the late 19th century. An entire town could be illuminated by... (He sees the containment unit.) What the hell is this? (Out of curiosity, he presses a button, releasing toxin gas, and slimey Stacy. The man backs away, and accidentally falls off the tower, screaming all the way down.)

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Stacey

Sea Cucumber! Sea Cucumber!!

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Rick:

Alright, Morty. You ready for our adventure to the lost city of Atlantis?

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Morty:

*gives a thumbs-up* Ready as I’ll ever be, Rick!

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Rick:

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

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Rick K-22:

*holding clipboard* Hello, I’m Rick K-22. This is my Morty. (Morty K-22 waves.) We’re going from reality to reality, asking Ricks to contribute to the

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Rick:

What are you, stupid? We’re done with the Citadel of Ricks. I was *burp* never on board with it in the first place, that’s why I murdered everyone in charge and left it to rot.

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Rick K-22:

*examines clipboard* Ohhh. That was you. *passes clipboard to his Morty*

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Morty:

They tried to murder him first.

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Morty K-22:

Oh geez. Well, you’ll be happy to know that... the

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Morty:

Yeah, he knows. He murdered them.

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Rick K-22:

You wanna rein in your Morty?

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Rick:

*glaring* Every day.

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Morty K-22:

*reading from script* The Citadel of Ricks redevelopment fund donates--

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Rick K-22:

*interrupts* Morty, he’s not gonna *belch* donate. You’re pitching the policeman’s ball to a black teenager here. *pulls out his portal gun and shoots a new portal* Let’s go.

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Rick:

You don’t have to be a dick.

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Rick K-22:

I think you know that’s not true.

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Morty:

Geez. I didn’t know there were still Ricks and Mortys living on the Citadel. I wonder what their day-to-day lives are like.

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Rick:

*straps harpoon gun to his back* Well, you can keep wondering that while we go on our fun, fresh, self-contained adventure to Atlantis. *shoots a portal* Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid, or one of the unfortunate millions held hostage by their terrible ideas.

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Morty:

Man. Glad I’m not one of them!

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Rick (voiceover):

Citadel Morning News: News about the Citadel in the morning. Pretty self explanatory.

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Rick D716-B:

Good morning. I’m Rick D716-B.

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Rick D716:

And I’m Rick D716.

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Rick D716-B:

Must be nice.

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Rick D716:

Coming up! Gravity outages in East Sanchez Heights!

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Rick D716-B:

And, is your uranium-powered cellular matrix making you sick? The answer may not surprise you. It’s ‘yes, it’s uranium.’

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Rick D716:

Those stories and more after this break.

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Narrator:

Sixteen iterations off the central finite curve, there’s a Rick that works more with wood than polarity plating.

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Narrator:

His name is Simple Rick, but he’s no dummy.

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Narrator:

He realized long ago that the greatest thing he’d ever create was his daughter.

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Young Beth:

I love Daddy!

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Narrator:

We captured that moment and run it on a loop through Simple Rick’s mind.

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Narrator:

And the chemical that makes his brain secrete goes into every

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Rick D716:

Just one day remains before our newly democratic Citadel elects its first president. It’s anyone’s race among the Rick candidates.

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Rick D716-B:

But a certain other candidate should be getting at least one vote for most adorable.

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Rick D716 (voiceover):

That’s right, the Morty Party candidate’s still in the race, and you just gotta love him for that.

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Rick D716 (voiceover):

Here you see him in his little Morty suit, waving. Isn’t that adorable? Little jackass.

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Rick D716-B (voiceover):

Uh, yeah, I think we actually have the audio for his speech here. “Aw geez, aw man, I’m gonna lose the election and stuff.”

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Campaign Manager Morty:

We had a good run, sir, but I think it’s time to pull out of the race.

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Candidate Morty:

I feel pretty confident about tonight’s debate.

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Campaign Manager Morty:

You shouldn’t, sir. You should be terrified.

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Candidate Morty:

Maybe you should find a little faith, young man.

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Campaign Manager Morty:

You don’t pay me to have faith! And we’re the same age!

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Cop Rick:

Oh! S-sorry, I was expecting--

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Cop Morty:

A Rick partner? Lesson one, rookie: expect the unexpected. Now get in.

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Morty:

Mortys are human!

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Cop Morty:

Get the fuck off the car, you Rickless fuckin’ animal! (He pulls a lever and the car sends a taser shock through Morty, who falls aside.)

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Morty:

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Cop Morty:

The election’s got these yellow shirts more riled up than a Picture Day Jessica.

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Cop Rick:

That’s pretty harsh, sir.

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Cop Morty:

So report me. Nobody gives a fuck.

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Cop Rick:

Look, I’m just saying. Makes me a little sad to hear a Morty cop calling Mortys “animals”.

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Cop Morty:

Well, it makes me sad to see another Rick cop buying into his sensitivity training.

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Cop Rick:

Well, I’m glad to know there’s more like me.

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Cop Morty:

Oh, there was one. Why do you think that seat was empty?

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Dispatch:

Robbery at Fifth and *BURP* Avenue.

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Cop Rick:

Fifth and *BURP*? That’s

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Cop Morty:

(to dispatch) Unit 7 responding.

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Teacher Rick:

(spoken inside) "Good idea, Rick."

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Students:

(all together) Good idea, Rick.

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Teacher Rick:

"This is a great adventure."

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Students:

This is a great adventure.

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Teacher Rick:

"I love being your new Morty."

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Students:

I love being your new Mor...

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Slick

(substituting for the word Morty)

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Teacher Rick:

Very amusing, Mr. Smith. Almost as amusing as when your first Rick was decapitated on Zorpathion 9. (Slick’s smug face becomes downcast.) Or was that your third Rick? How many Ricks have you had?

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Slick:

Five…

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Teacher Rick:

I see. So you

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Tall Morty:

Di-Did I gragitate this time yet?

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Teacher Rick:

Anything’s possible, Tall Morty. Ugh…

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Lizard Morty:

Guess we won’t be seein’ each other after this, huh?

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Slick:

I say we make our last day count. I say… we go to the

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Glasses Morty:

That’s a myth.

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Fat Morty:

It’s not a myth! M-m-my first Rick’s fourth Morty knew a Rick whose Morty went there.

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Lizard Morty:

If we’re not here for graduation, our butts are gonna end up in Mortytown.

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Slick:

I thought your last Rick fused you with a lizard, not a chicken.

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Lizard Morty:

Okay, fine. I’m in.

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Glasses Morty:

Me too.

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Fat Morty:

What the hell?

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Lizard Morty:

*retracts tongue* I-I thought I saw a fly.

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Supervisor Rick:

*whistles* Listen up, fucknuts! I’ve been your supervisor for five years but all shitty things must come to an end, and I have been promoted to regional manager. (Factory Ricks cheer unenthusiastically.) Yeah, I feel the same way. May we never meet again. Of course that makes the position of Supervisor available. (Rick J-22 looks hopeful.) So as of next week, the ass you’ll be kissing will be that of… (Rick J-22 smiles) K-83, (He frowns again) affectionately known as “

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Cool Rick:

I know I’m new to the Citadel and some of you might not think I’ve put in my time, but what can I say? I’m Cool Rick! *finger guns* Yo, ha-ha-ha, check me out!

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Supervisor Rick:

Alright, knuckle-*burp*-heads, any questions? (Rick J-22 raises his hand.) Alright then, back to work, you gold-Rickers.

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Cop Morty:

No Ricks, no families, high off their asses and runnin’ amok. Mortys are raised to be sidekicks. Without a side to kick, they just start kickin’.