Unnamed: 0
int64 0
9.62k
| episode no.
int64 1
51
| speaker
stringclasses 976
values | dialouge
stringlengths 1
1.81k
|
|---|---|---|---|
9,300
| 48
|
Rick
|
Say hello to my little me. (starts shooting at the anime people with a Rick-shaped laser gun)
|
9,301
| 48
|
Rick's gun
|
Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang!
|
9,302
| 48
|
Anime Guy 1
|
Deagh!
|
9,303
| 48
|
Rick's gun
|
Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang!
|
9,304
| 48
|
Rick
|
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
|
9,305
| 48
|
Rick's gun
|
Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang!
|
9,306
| 48
|
Rick
|
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
|
9,307
| 48
|
Rick's gun
|
Bang-bang-bang-bang—
|
9,308
| 48
|
Rick
|
Yaugh!
|
9,309
| 48
|
Kendra
|
Give up, old man. The G3 is ours. And last I checked, your family wasn't coming to save you, hmm?
|
9,310
| 48
|
Incest Baby
|
Ga-ga, goo-goo!
|
9,311
| 48
|
Kendra
|
Holy mother of mercy!
|
9,312
| 48
|
Rick
|
My God, it's beautiful.
|
9,313
| 48
|
Summer
|
Yeah, family!
|
9,314
| 48
|
Kendra
|
Is that—
|
9,315
| 48
|
Rick
|
It's exactly what it looks like, yes.
|
9,316
| 48
|
Anime Guy 1
|
Congrats, man. I see the resemblance.
|
9,317
| 48
|
Kendra
|
Form the energy sword. Activate the goddamn sword!
|
9,318
| 48
|
Morty
|
Oh, man. The sword? Maybe we didn't think this through.
|
9,319
| 48
|
Beth
|
They're not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they?
|
9,320
| 48
|
Summer
|
I never thought I'd be the one to say this, but you need to watch more anime, Mom.
|
9,321
| 48
|
Summer
|
Whoa, easy now, Naruto.
|
9,322
| 48
|
Naruto
|
Momma go bye-bye.
|
9,323
| 48
|
Kendra
|
What the hell is wrong with you people? You just have an incest space monster in your back pocket, huh?
|
9,324
| 48
|
Rick
|
Welcome to the Smith family.
|
9,325
| 48
|
Summer
|
Shit. Put that down, Naruto. Your great grandpa is in there.
|
9,326
| 48
|
Morty
|
What do you say? One last zip line?
|
9,327
| 48
|
Rick
|
Heugh. (Summer secures his helmet) Incest space baby, nicely done.
|
9,328
| 48
|
Morty voiceover
|
After that, things pretty much went back to normal. Some version of it, anyway.
|
9,329
| 48
|
Morty voiceover
|
Rick said Gotrons were lame little kid bullshit, and we never talked about 'em again.
|
9,330
| 48
|
Summer voiceover
|
Except all those gigantic space bugs were runnin' loose, and there were no Gotrons left to fight them.
|
9,331
| 48
|
Morty voiceover
|
Yeah, millions die every day.
|
9,332
| 48
|
Summer voiceover
|
You wanna know what they could never kill? Family.
|
9,333
| 48
|
Jerry
|
Help! Help! I'm still out here! Aaagh!
|
9,334
| 48
|
Morty voiceover
|
Yep, nothin's more important than —
|
9,335
| 48
|
Morty
|
Hey! Hey, whoa-whoa-whoa!
|
9,336
| 48
|
Summer
|
Eugh!
|
9,337
| 48
|
Morty voiceover
|
And just like that, I knew our goose was as cooked as —
|
9,338
| 48
|
Rick
|
Voiceovarians. Eugh.
|
9,339
| 48
|
(Post-credit scene
|
Somatski (???) enters the bug meeting room)
|
9,340
| 48
|
Sergeant
|
Somatski, you're late!
|
9,341
| 48
|
Somatski
|
Won't happen again! Sir!
|
9,342
| 48
|
Sergeant
|
Bugs! Look to your left. Now look to your right. None of you are coming back. Not one, in the entire history of this program, not a single bug has returned. All right, bring it in.
|
9,343
| 48
|
Sergeant
|
What are we?
|
9,344
| 48
|
Bugs
|
Normal-sized bugs!
|
9,345
| 48
|
Sergeant
|
What do we do?
|
9,346
| 48
|
Bugs
|
Travel through an interdimensional gateway to planets and tiny people!
|
9,347
| 48
|
Sergeant
|
Why do we do it?
|
9,348
| 48
|
Bugs
|
To spread the cure for AIDS!
|
9,349
| 48
|
Palicki
|
Hey, Sarge, how do we know if these little people can understand us? I mean, do they even speak Buginese?
|
9,350
| 48
|
Sergeant
|
Funny, Palicki. That's why we say it very loud. Guys, you'll still be the same civilized bug on their side. It's not like interdimensional travel strips us of our clothes and makes us screaming monsters. Or, maybe it does, impossible to know. Now get out of here!
|
9,351
| 48
|
Somatski (thinking)
|
My clothes... Where'd they go?
|
9,352
| 48
|
Somatski (in subtitles)
|
OWW! Stop shooting me! Okay, here goes. ONE PART LEMON JUICE! FOUR BAY LEAVES! A PINCH OF SEA SALT!
|
9,353
| 49
|
Rick
|
: Yeah, yeah. Wait what? Emergency numbers on the fridge; what does that even mean?
|
9,354
| 49
|
Beth
|
: Honestly, I don't even know. There's so many movies that start with the parents leaving- it just popped right out of my mouth. Are you sure you don't wanna come with us?
|
9,355
| 49
|
Rick
|
: Naw, go- get outta here. I've got a million things I've been putting off.
|
9,356
| 49
|
Morty
|
: Are you sure Rick? I know- I know a cruise doesn't sound like an adventure on paper but what does? I- It's paper!
|
9,357
| 49
|
Rick
|
: Morty, I'm trying to stay humble right now, but as soon as you guys are gone the potential for a new Pickle Rick starts skyrocketing. Peace. Bye.
|
9,358
| 49
|
(Summer and Morty)
|
: K. Bye.
|
9,359
| 49
|
Rick
|
: Bye!
|
9,360
| 49
|
The Garage AI
|
: IONIC COASTER DEPLOYED.
|
9,361
| 49
|
Rick
|
: Okay, bring him out.
|
9,362
| 49
|
The Garage AI
|
: INITIATING BEST FRIEND REJUVINATION SEQUENCE.
|
9,363
| 49
|
Rick
|
: Excuse me? Did I pick that name?
|
9,364
| 49
|
The Garage AI
|
: SEQUENCE WAS UNNAMED. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CALL THIS? PAUSE DETECTED. PAUSE GRAVITY CLASS: HEAVY. APPROACHING PAUSE PREGNANCY IN P-MINUS 5-
|
9,365
| 49
|
Rick
|
: Jesus fucking Christ.
|
9,366
| 49
|
The Garage AI
|
: 4-
|
9,367
| 51
|
Alien woman:
|
It’s the crowmad!
|
9,368
| 51
|
Owl 1:
|
Give it a second. Maybe he’s taking it out to surrender.
|
9,369
| 51
|
Short alien man:
|
He’s anti-heroic, run!
|
9,370
| 51
|
Owl 2:
|
I don’t understand.
|
9,371
| 51
|
Owl 3:
|
He’s only one man!
|
9,372
| 51
|
Rick:
|
With the power of a thousand crows!
|
9,373
| 51
|
Owl 3:
|
Good luck.
|
9,374
| 51
|
Owl 2:
|
Crows and owls have always been at war, but why do you care? What’s the point?
|
9,375
| 51
|
Rick:
|
Here’s two.
|
9,376
| 51
|
Morty:
|
Haha, yeah, cool.
|
9,377
| 51
|
Rick:
|
Morty?
|
9,378
| 51
|
Morty:
|
H-hey man. G-good to see you. Y-you’re like, looking like, into crows. Still.
|
9,379
| 51
|
Rick:
|
Oh, uh, two crows, you remember Morty. Morty, two crows. It’s good to see you, but give me more of a heads-up.
|
9,380
| 51
|
Morty:
|
Oh well I-I was just in the neighborhood, i-it wasn’t like—
|
9,381
| 51
|
Rick:
|
It’s just that the battle for crows is kinda never-ending.
|
9,382
| 51
|
Morty:
|
Huh. Right. A little pointless then, right? That… came out wrong. S-sounded judgey.
|
9,383
| 51
|
Crow-horse:
|
Crow-horse. Crow-horse. Crow-horse.
|
9,384
| 51
|
Two crows:
|
Caw, caw, caw.
|
9,385
| 51
|
Morty:
|
Okay. It looks like— it looks like they’re leading you to a thing.
|
9,386
| 51
|
Rick:
|
Take care, Morty.
|
9,387
| 51
|
Morty:
|
You-you too. U-uh I’m doing good, by the way. Oh, my dad was gonna eat that yogurt you left in the fridge, but I-I told him—
|
9,388
| 51
|
Rick:
|
Ahem. I’m lookin’ for
|
9,389
| 51
|
Rick:
|
Fine, I can kill an extra asshole. Helps me get my steps in.
|
9,390
| 51
|
Morty:
|
Rick!
|
9,391
| 51
|
Rick:
|
Morty?
|
9,392
| 51
|
Pussifer:
|
Wood?!
|
9,393
| 51
|
Pussifer:
|
Gahhh!
|
9,394
| 51
|
Rick:
|
Uh, Morty. Why are you now like forty?
|
9,395
| 51
|
Morty:
|
Th-that’s how long it’s been, Rick.
|
9,396
| 51
|
Rick:
|
Oh. Um, I guess we can have a drink together then.
|
9,397
| 51
|
Morty:
|
Do you have a rum and coke?
|
9,398
| 51
|
Waiter:
|
What are you, twenty?
|
9,399
| 51
|
Morty:
|
Oh-ho-ho. Bless your heart.
|
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.