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9,200	48	Anime Guy 1	How's it going with your grandpa's compulsiveness? Is your sister still enabling it, huh?
9,201	48	Morty	Who are you people?
9,202	48	Anime Guy 2	Let's just say, we're the rightful owners of these ferrets.
9,203	48	Morty	Then why were they scattered and buried across the universe?
9,204	48	Kendra	We mean, in a more general, cultural sense, ehh!
9,205	48	Anime Guy 1	What your grandpa did is called appropriation! Not cool, heugh!
9,206	48	Kendra	Look, Morty. We've been watching. We know you're the one that knows what's best. Work with us from the inside. Help us take over this operation. We're literally designed for it, mm-hmm?
9,207	48	Anime Guy 2	Nobody will know it was you, then you can get back to what's important. (opens suitcase)
9,208	48	Morty	Are those Boob Bucks?
9,209	48	Kendra	Legal tender at every kiosk and ride, huh?
9,210	48	Morty	I can't. Summer's treating me like shit, but, she's still my sister.
9,211	48	Anime Guy 1	That's really noble, Morty. If you were in our family, your loyalty would be rewarded. But you're not in our family, which means we can kill you.
9,212	48	Morty	Oh, yeah?
9,213	48	Morty voiceover	And sure enough, just when I stuck my neck out for the family, it got stomped on, anyway.
9,214	48	Summer	Rick!
9,215	48	Morty	Mom! Dad!
9,216	48	Hothead Rick	Hothead Rick, baby!
9,217	48	Hothead Rick	Aaaugh! I set myself up for that! Aaugh!
9,218	48	Rick	What the hell happened?
9,219	48	Summer	Hothead Rick.
9,220	48	Beth	How did he get so close to us?
9,221	48	Summer	Morty was supposed to be security.
9,222	48	Rick	Morty!
9,223	48	Morty	I stepped away, all right? But not to let that happen!
9,224	48	Jerry	Morty! We're not attractive strangers next to you on a flight to Paris traveling alone to get over a breakup, so this is no time to be coy!
9,225	48	Little Ricky	Opa!
9,226	48	Summer	Little Ricky!
9,227	48	Little Ricky	I'm all wrapped up, Summer. Ohh...
9,228	48	Morty	Guys, I know you don't trust me, but what have we become? Why are we doing this anymore?
9,229	48	Jerry	Because it's fun, you little rat! Now go home and play video games while we clean up these bodies, or your mother and I will hire people to break your knees!
9,230	48	Beth	This is $16,000 we got from the Deep State for stepping on that trailer park. It should be enough for school, lunch, and home repairs. Now I gotta turn my back on you.
9,231	48	Morty	No! (cries and drops the cash)
9,232	48	Summer voiceover	With Morty out of the way, things were looking up. But looks aren't everything.
9,233	48	New Jerry	Hi, Summer. Umm, my cockpit's not getting Wi-Fi...
9,234	48	Summer	Dad, you know that's not what I do around here.
9,235	48	New Jerry	Oh, I'm not your dad. I'm a version of him, and this is my first day here, I'm not sure what you do around here.
9,236	48	Summer	Then, fuck off.
9,237	48	New Jerry	Oh, fuck you.
9,238	48	Summer	Excuse me? I want your ID.
9,239	48	Summer	Mom. Are you Mom? Can you control your working Jerrys?
9,240	48	Working Beth	Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed.
9,241	48	Summer	Good point. You're not a war-time mom, why don't you find your version of Dad and take a break, take a holiday?
9,242	48	Summer	I don't have time to wait for your confirmation, so let's just say, if you're here in 10 minutes, I'll have you removed.
9,243	48	Rick	And then the Gotrons make the Gotrons make the Gotrons make the Gotrons.
9,244	48	Summer	Couple of snags, but I know how to speed things up.
9,245	48	Summer	Remember how we talked about how the best thing we could do for the family is recruit from outside the family?
9,246	48	Rick	Yes, way ahead of you. Summer, I want you to meet Kendra.
9,247	48	Rick	She's from a temp agency. She's got an entire workforce ready to go, and all of them have previous giant robot pilot experience. So, we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule.
9,248	48	Summer	Well, I don't know about that, but...
9,249	48	Rick	Well, Kendra knows, so.
9,250	48	Summer	So...
9,251	48	Morty	You're here to break my legs?
9,252	48	Jerry	No, we're here to talk shit about your sister, because she just fired us.
9,253	48	Morty	You're kidding.
9,254	48	Beth	Arrogant little bitch.
9,255	48	Jerry	Should we clip her?
9,256	48	Beth	No, she's not worth doing time.
9,257	48	Jerry	You wouldn't do time. You brought her into the world.
9,258	48	Beth	So I can take her out. You thought that was an actual lot (???)? It's a joke mothers say. What kind of fucked-up world have you been living in?
9,259	48	Jerry	Uh, one where your mother murdering you isn't a comedic premise?
9,260	48	Morty	Guys. There's a little adjustment period, but pretty soon you're gonna return to normal, and you're not gonna wanna kill Summer, you're not even gonna be mad at her.
9,261	48	Beth	Nah, fuck her. She's my enemy.
9,262	48	Jerry	Should we kill ourselves so we can get to hell before her and hide near the entrance?
9,263	48	Beth	Hmm, I like that.
9,264	48	Summer	Rick fired me.
9,265	48	Jerry	Aww, baby...
9,266	48	Beth	Aww, sweetie...
9,267	48	Summer	I'm sorry.
9,268	48	Beth	Are you okay, baby? What happened to us? We lost our minds.
9,269	48	Summer	I did it. Morty was right. I got addicted to making Grandpa happy.
9,270	48	Beth	It's only because your grandpa inflates the value of his happiness.
9,271	48	Jerry	Eh, that's a good point. I mean, look at me, I'm easy to make happy, which is why nobody gives a shit if I am.
9,272	48	Summer	I appreciate it, but there's something else, too. I've been really sensitive about family lately because of something I've been keeping secret.
9,273	48	Beth	Oh.
9,274	48	Jerry	Okay, who's on the Supreme Court and what state do we live in, it's been years since I thought about this.
9,275	48	Summer	No, I'm not pregnant, but as you guys recall, and as a lot of people keep bringing up, Morty and I did accidentally create a giant incest baby, which the government did launch into space. And, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but, it is still alive, and I have been in contact with it.
9,276	48	Summer	There were soldiers waiting for me outside school last month, and they took me to the Pentagon and briefed me, and from there I was shuttled to a secret base on Mars. They had captured him and wanted to see if he'd respond to me. instinctively, being his mother. And he sure did, but what they didn't expect was that I'd respond to him. I was supposed to help discipline him so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon. Instead, I trained him to love, to believe in himself, and finally, to escape.
9,277	48	Summer	The government doesn't want anyone to know it happened, but it's only a matter of time before the story comes out, and when it does, all we're going to have is each other, and you guys are a couple, and Rick has Morty, but I'm the odd one out, so I wanted to make sure we stuck together. But instead I drove us apart and Rick replaced me with an anime girl, so all I got is myself and my giant tortured government-trained rogue incest monster baby out there in space somewhere.
9,278	48	Jerry	Aww, baby. Holy fuck. And then you have to wonder, what else are they doing with our taxes?
9,279	48	Morty	Wait, Summer, what did you just say?
9,280	48	Summer	Morty, a lot.
9,281	48	Morty	He replaced you with an anime girl? Big eyes, plus signs for teeth, ends sentences with weird sounds that don't fit?
9,282	48	Summer	Yeah, and that's going to be his whole crew now, and they're about to run their first test on the Gogogotron.
9,283	48	Morty	Those people wanna steal the robot. They're gonna kill Rick! He's all alone, we've gotta go save him!
9,284	48	Summer	Right. Or, you know, fuck him.
9,285	48	Jerry	I'm good with that.
9,286	48	Beth	Yep. Fuck him.
9,287	48	Morty	Guys! A great leader once told me, you get the family you get.
9,288	48	Rick	Right. It works. Now we just gotta find a giant monster.
9,289	48	Kendra	My sensors have picked one up, Rick.
9,290	48	Rick	Okay, okay. Lock onto its location.
9,291	48	Kendra	Yeah, got it. Oh, it's you!
9,292	48	Rick	Huh?
9,293	48	Rick	What the hell is this?
9,294	48	Kendra	Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick. We'll take it from here. Haha!
9,295	48	Rick	You little assholes!
9,296	48	Anime Guy 1	Ah! You son of a bitch!
9,297	48	Rick	No!
9,298	48	Rick	Deuugh!
9,299	48	Kendra	Lock and load, boys.

9,200

48

Anime Guy 1

How's it going with your grandpa's compulsiveness? Is your sister still enabling it, huh?

9,201

48

Morty

Who are you people?

9,202

48

Anime Guy 2

Let's just say, we're the rightful owners of these ferrets.

9,203

48

Morty

Then why were they scattered and buried across the universe?

9,204

48

Kendra

We mean, in a more general, cultural sense, ehh!

9,205

48

Anime Guy 1

What your grandpa did is called appropriation! Not cool, heugh!

9,206

48

Kendra

Look, Morty. We've been watching. We know you're the one that knows what's best. Work with us from the inside. Help us take over this operation. We're literally designed for it, mm-hmm?

9,207

48

Anime Guy 2

Nobody will know it was you, then you can get back to what's important. (opens suitcase)

9,208

48

Morty

Are those Boob Bucks?

9,209

48

Kendra

Legal tender at every kiosk and ride, huh?

9,210

48

Morty

I can't. Summer's treating me like shit, but, she's still my sister.

9,211

48

Anime Guy 1

That's really noble, Morty. If you were in our family, your loyalty would be rewarded. But you're not in our family, which means we can kill you.

9,212

48

Morty

Oh, yeah?

9,213

48

Morty voiceover

And sure enough, just when I stuck my neck out for the family, it got stomped on, anyway.

9,214

48

Summer

Rick!

9,215

48

Morty

Mom! Dad!

9,216

48

Hothead Rick

Hothead Rick, baby!

9,217

48

Hothead Rick

Aaaugh! I set myself up for that! Aaugh!

9,218

48

Rick

What the hell happened?

9,219

48

Summer

Hothead Rick.

9,220

48

Beth

How did he get so close to us?

9,221

48

Summer

Morty was supposed to be security.

9,222

48

Rick

Morty!

9,223

48

Morty

I stepped away, all right? But not to let that happen!

9,224

48

Jerry

Morty! We're not attractive strangers next to you on a flight to Paris traveling alone to get over a breakup, so this is no time to be coy!

9,225

48

Little Ricky

Opa!

9,226

48

Summer

Little Ricky!

9,227

48

Little Ricky

I'm all wrapped up, Summer. Ohh...

9,228

48

Morty

Guys, I know you don't trust me, but what have we become? Why are we doing this anymore?

9,229

48

Jerry

Because it's fun, you little rat! Now go home and play video games while we clean up these bodies, or your mother and I will hire people to break your knees!

9,230

48

Beth

This is $16,000 we got from the Deep State for stepping on that trailer park. It should be enough for school, lunch, and home repairs. Now I gotta turn my back on you.

9,231

48

Morty

No! (cries and drops the cash)

9,232

48

Summer voiceover

With Morty out of the way, things were looking up. But looks aren't everything.

9,233

48

New Jerry

Hi, Summer. Umm, my cockpit's not getting Wi-Fi...

9,234

48

Summer

Dad, you know that's not what I do around here.

9,235

48

New Jerry

Oh, I'm not your dad. I'm a version of him, and this is my first day here, I'm not sure what you do around here.

9,236

48

Summer

Then, fuck off.

9,237

48

New Jerry

Oh, fuck you.

9,238

48

Summer

Excuse me? I want your ID.

9,239

48

Summer

Mom. Are you Mom? Can you control your working Jerrys?

9,240

48

Working Beth

Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed.

9,241

48

Summer

Good point. You're not a war-time mom, why don't you find your version of Dad and take a break, take a holiday?

9,242

48

Summer

I don't have time to wait for your confirmation, so let's just say, if you're here in 10 minutes, I'll have you removed.

9,243

48

Rick

And then the Gotrons make the Gotrons make the Gotrons make the Gotrons.

9,244

48

Summer

Couple of snags, but I know how to speed things up.

9,245

48

Summer

Remember how we talked about how the best thing we could do for the family is recruit from outside the family?

9,246

48

Rick

Yes, way ahead of you. Summer, I want you to meet Kendra.

9,247

48

Rick

She's from a temp agency. She's got an entire workforce ready to go, and all of them have previous giant robot pilot experience. So, we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule.

9,248

48

Summer

Well, I don't know about that, but...

9,249

48

Rick

Well, Kendra knows, so.

9,250

48

Summer

So...

9,251

48

Morty

You're here to break my legs?

9,252

48

Jerry

No, we're here to talk shit about your sister, because she just fired us.

9,253

48

Morty

You're kidding.

9,254

48

Beth

Arrogant little bitch.

9,255

48

Jerry

Should we clip her?

9,256

48

Beth

No, she's not worth doing time.

9,257

48

Jerry

You wouldn't do time. You brought her into the world.

9,258

48

Beth

So I can take her out. You thought that was an actual lot (???)? It's a joke mothers say. What kind of fucked-up world have you been living in?

9,259

48

Jerry

Uh, one where your mother murdering you isn't a comedic premise?

9,260

48

Morty

Guys. There's a little adjustment period, but pretty soon you're gonna return to normal, and you're not gonna wanna kill Summer, you're not even gonna be mad at her.

9,261

48

Beth

Nah, fuck her. She's my enemy.

9,262

48

Jerry

Should we kill ourselves so we can get to hell before her and hide near the entrance?

9,263

48

Beth

Hmm, I like that.

9,264

48

Summer

Rick fired me.

9,265

48

Jerry

Aww, baby...

9,266

48

Beth

Aww, sweetie...

9,267

48

Summer

I'm sorry.

9,268

48

Beth

Are you okay, baby? What happened to us? We lost our minds.

9,269

48

Summer

I did it. Morty was right. I got addicted to making Grandpa happy.

9,270

48

Beth

It's only because your grandpa inflates the value of his happiness.

9,271

48

Jerry

Eh, that's a good point. I mean, look at me, I'm easy to make happy, which is why nobody gives a shit if I am.

9,272

48

Summer

I appreciate it, but there's something else, too. I've been really sensitive about family lately because of something I've been keeping secret.

9,273

48

Beth

Oh.

9,274

48

Jerry

Okay, who's on the Supreme Court and what state do we live in, it's been years since I thought about this.

9,275

48

Summer

No, I'm not pregnant, but as you guys recall, and as a lot of people keep bringing up, Morty and I did accidentally create a giant incest baby, which the government did launch into space. And, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but, it is still alive, and I have been in contact with it.

9,276

48

Summer

There were soldiers waiting for me outside school last month, and they took me to the Pentagon and briefed me, and from there I was shuttled to a secret base on Mars. They had captured him and wanted to see if he'd respond to me. instinctively, being his mother. And he sure did, but what they didn't expect was that I'd respond to him. I was supposed to help discipline him so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon. Instead, I trained him to love, to believe in himself, and finally, to escape.

9,277

48

Summer

The government doesn't want anyone to know it happened, but it's only a matter of time before the story comes out, and when it does, all we're going to have is each other, and you guys are a couple, and Rick has Morty, but I'm the odd one out, so I wanted to make sure we stuck together. But instead I drove us apart and Rick replaced me with an anime girl, so all I got is myself and my giant tortured government-trained rogue incest monster baby out there in space somewhere.

9,278

48

Jerry

Aww, baby. Holy fuck. And then you have to wonder, what else are they doing with our taxes?

9,279

48

Morty

Wait, Summer, what did you just say?

9,280

48

Summer

Morty, a lot.

9,281

48

Morty

He replaced you with an anime girl? Big eyes, plus signs for teeth, ends sentences with weird sounds that don't fit?

9,282

48

Summer

Yeah, and that's going to be his whole crew now, and they're about to run their first test on the Gogogotron.

9,283

48

Morty

Those people wanna steal the robot. They're gonna kill Rick! He's all alone, we've gotta go save him!

9,284

48

Summer

Right. Or, you know, fuck him.

9,285

48

Jerry

I'm good with that.

9,286

48

Beth

Yep. Fuck him.

9,287

48

Morty

Guys! A great leader once told me, you get the family you get.

9,288

48

Rick

Right. It works. Now we just gotta find a giant monster.

9,289

48

Kendra

My sensors have picked one up, Rick.

9,290

48

Rick

Okay, okay. Lock onto its location.

9,291

48

Kendra

Yeah, got it. Oh, it's you!

9,292

48

Rick

Huh?

9,293

48

Rick

What the hell is this?

9,294

48

Kendra

Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick. We'll take it from here. Haha!

9,295

48

Rick

You little assholes!

9,296

48

Anime Guy 1

Ah! You son of a bitch!

9,297

48

Rick

No!

9,298

48

Rick

Deuugh!

9,299

48

Kendra

Lock and load, boys.