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Oh my God, I should totally write it!
And you can pitch my life story as "the hook."
(laughs)
No, but seriously?
It is kind of true.
I mean, there is no "The One".
No guy is perfect, so, why be picky?
Why not settle for what's in front of you?
Forget "Mr. Right," give "Mr. Right here" a chance.
Nice one.
Very witty.
Ma... |
60 seconds, I promise.
Okay.
Erica, two lattes please.
Yeah, coming right up.
So, none of them is "The One..."
which means anyone could be the one.
Katie Atkins writes "The None."
My idea, her brand, bestseller.
What's the tagline?
In a word?
Forget "Mr. Right,"
give "Mr. Right here" a chance.
I "heart" it.
(Katie) Tak... |
Oh my God, I think she liked my take.
Your take?
Really?
And sorry about the latte;
that was kind of weird for me too.
Even though I know it's your job.
Katie... those were my words you pitched.
I know.
You have great instincts.
And your life story makes a great hook.
Thank you.
I have always wanted to write a book.
Ye... |
Junior Editor.
Who?
You.
Me?
Yes, this is your chance, Erica.
You get to edit for credit.
Ah...
I don't know what to say.
Oh, well, how about "thank you, Julianne"?
Ooh, I have that, that bestselling,
Prize-winning, movie-dealing feeling.
(hesitant) You don't have that feeling?
I don't know that Katie Atkins is the rig... |
Yeah.
Do you happen to have an extra "reality check" laying around?
Yeah.
(phone clatters onto cradle)
Look, I know this must be hard for you,
- staring down 40, the way you are.
- Excuse me?
And you finally want to make something of your life, but you spent your 20's playing while Katie worked her ass off.
And there's... |
A good reason and the real reason."
J.P. Morgan.
So what's really eating you, my friend?
(Erica) Katie.
yhat self-involved, overpaid, anecdote-sucking vampire.
(whistles)
I know that that's not the answer that you're looking for, but honestly, Dr. Tom,
All I know is how I feel when I'm around her.
Uh-huh.
And how is th... |
What the hell was his name?
I don't know, but anyways, he loved me.
He gave me the keys to lock up after work and we used those to get in.
(music plays, muted chatter)
It was a really great party until...
Katie, she took off with some guy upstairs to hook up and the cops saw the lights on.
(muted wail of police sirens,... |
If we can't trust you to act mature when we leave you alone, Erica...
Then we're gonna have to cancel our trip to Buffalo.
(Barbara) Which means no Tommy Hilfiger jeans for you.
And no Coach outlet purse for me.
And let me be clear... there will be no party.
Great.
Guess I'll just stay home and hand out candy.
My Hallo... |
Uh, Katie...
Katie mentioned it.
Yeah.
Bet you hated all those early morning pep rallies.
(Judith) Oh, hate isn't really a strong enough word.
Judith's coming to the party.
Oh my God, actually, the party's off.
My parents, they totally found out about it.
What?
How?
Shift schedules, girls.
(papers rustle)
I was told ... |
(clears throat)
(laughs) um...
The tournament is unfortunately in Hamilton, so I won't be able to invite you... unless you're planning a trip to Hamilton by any chance?
Oh, sorry, it's, uh, it's Halloween, so...
I'm dressing up as a sexy bunny rabbit.
(clears throat)
It's-it's a pity.
Um... could you do me the favour t... |
So, Sir Henry commissioned the castle in, uh...
I think it was 1915.
maybe it was...
No, it was before the war, so... let's say 1912.
It says 1911 in the pamphlet.
Bingo!
1911.
I'm just testing out our new trainee here, nice work, Judith.
So...
Um, oh!
Check this out.
(button buzzes)
Ta-dah!
Secret passageway.
Cool.
... |
I got an idea.
Why don't, why don't we go to my place and we can watch really scary movies and we can hand out candy to kids.
Oh, that's not really my speed.
You know, I'm not really...
Terrified of children, I know, but great way to get over it, huh?
Seriously, you guys,
It'll be fun.
Great.
Fun.
(Jenny) (slight frenc... |
Hey, Erica, wicked costume.
Thanks.
(Katie) We're just chillin', watching some movies.
You should stay.
(Zach) Uh, well, uh...
You guys know River Phoenix died?
Jenny and Judith:
(somber tone) yeah.
River who?
(Katie) He's our generation's James Dean.
(Zach) Yeah.
We're going to a candlelight vigil at High Park, so, if... |
So, we can, uh... we can make popcorn and watch "Interview with a Vampire."
Uh, that's a book.
(Jenny) And that's my cue to leave.
I am so sorry, Erica, but this is tres pathetique.
Plus, I loved River Phoenix.
Shalom, cherie.
Muah!
Zach!
(hopeful murmur) mmm...?
You know what?
Why don't we break open the ouija board?
... |
We understand.
No judgment here.
(sighs, giving in)
(Leo) I'll drive.
(Katie) Shotgun.
Okay, (stammers) wait.
Aren't you guys forgetting,
You know, one small thing?
Hm?
Hm?
(Katie) Come on, Erica, it'll be fine.
Please?
You guys, this is not gonna end well.
Come on, you're with your big brother.
Huh?
Fine.
My keys, my... |
Me too, totally.
Cette soiree est wicked.
Hey, off with your head, lady, for bailing on us tonight.
Hey, who's the best host in the world?
Erica Strange.
(Katie) Uh, I was the one who suggested Casa Loma.
(Leo) Hi, little bunny.
(Erica) Uh, Leo?
Gross.
If loving my sisters friends is wrong,
I don't want to be right.
(G... |
if I don't dance with him now, then I can screw up my future.
Future chances with Zach.
(Girls) (murmurs of agreement) Oh, wouldn't want that!
Woo-hoo!
Woo!
Hey.
Hey.
Erica, awesome party.
Thanks.
Hey, hey, hey, check it out.
I brought my latest mixed tape.
First song in there, dude.
Hit it.
Wanna dance?
Uh... d you're... |
(Erica) Here.
We gotta get outta here soon.
Can't we just crash upstairs in Lady Pellatt's room?
No.
That would be a no.
For so many reasons.
Where's Katie?
Where is Katie?
Which ones Katie again?
The rabbit.
(chuckles) Oh, yeah.
Right, the stress bunny.
Oh crap, I know where she is.
(whispers) Katie.
Katie.
Ugh... ... |
What is wrong with you?
!
Wait, that Zach guy, she wanted him?
(Erica) Look, for-forget about Zach.
Leo, what...
what're you thinking?
I mean, Katie?
Come on.
Why, because she's your best friend?
No, because she's a nightmare.
Well, that explains why you've been inseparable since you were two.
Leo.
She's-she's a taker... |
(with a german accent) "being entirely honest with oneself
Is a worthwhile exercise."
Sigmund Freud.
Honestly, I am so lost.
I have no idea what's gonna happen tomorrow or what to do about Katie.
I mean, leo, he said that she's jealous, but if that's true, why didn't she say anything before?
(inhales and exhales)
Jealo... |
I don't know, he's in a terrible mood.
Something about being unhorsed.
Hey, Katie.
You have a tour to give and I have chamber pots to polish.
Look, I totally crossed the line last night.
The line?
What line?
You just do whatever you want.
Leo, he's vulnerable.
And I...
I know that you like Zach, but he's not a catch.
T... |
I don't know why you would lie to conceal miss Atkins' crimes.
(Erica) No, but she didn't do anything.
But perhaps your example will be lesson to her in her future.
Do you recognize this?
From your costume, Katie.
I have a tail, and you, miss bunny, are fired.
(defeated breath)
(Erica) Katie.
Katie, Katie, wait.
Wait, ... |
A really long time?
(Brent) Do you know how many people in this office would jump at the chance to edit a memo
Julianne is sending out?
Brent, what do I do?
For once... all right, maybe twice in my life,
I don't know.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Now you can go fetch me my usual lunch:
The sashimi 12.
Julianne, I, um, I ove... |
Thai...
Malaysian, but... whoa, easy there.
(knocking on door)
Uh, it's open.
Come on in.
Hey, girls.
(Judith) Hey.
(Erica) Hi.
(Katie) What's going on?
Nothing.
I-I don't think.
(Erica) Uh, you know what, Judith?
I just wanted to talk to Katie.
What, you want me to just stand out in the hall?
Well, not really, but... ... |
I think that you should hear this.
I have been insanely jealous.
And I see now just how stupid that is because I actually, I don't want your life at all.
So, you agreed to have dinner with me so you could tell me how much you didn't want my life?
No, no, no-no-no, Katie, that's not what I mean.
It's just, I don't...
I ... |
Thank you guys so much for taking care of her.
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
We're okay.
We're okay.
(Erica) Jude, I'll call you!
(Judith) Okay, just stop talking, start driving.
(Katie) Whoa, easy.
Whew.
Anthony's barely holding it together.
Well, no one's perfect.
Anthony's pretty close.
See, you're wrong about "Mr.... |
I have a fantastic editor at the Globe,
She's like you.
You would lover her, she's a fiction nut.
(laughs)
Honestly, your column is the first thing I look for in the weekend paper.
And not just to see if I'm in it.
For real?
Mm-hmm.
And Julianne, she offered me Junior Editor on your book.
So, don't be scared, okay?
I g... |
It's somewhere.
And I know that I'll find my way back way back to it, but I need some time.
What can I do?
Nothing.
You just have to wait... for me to be ready.
What if you're never ready?
(Erica) The truth is this:
You can't control how you feel... only what you do about it.
Remember to keep breathing.
In and out.
As... |
Is this a good time?
What for?
Patients with newborns, and birthing within the next six weeks.
I am the new area midwife.
You use a snare?
Sometimes.
Oh yeah.
Slip wire.
You know an awful lot about an awful lot, Bert Large.
I've been around.
I bet you have!
What do you think, boy?
Touch of class on the menu.
Stealing'... |
Al.
Call the doctor.
Tell him we're coming in.
Mary Dawkins.
Unremarkable.
Louisa Glasson?
Not my patient.
Avril Sumpter.
Red face. 4-5 children.
Expects another.
Anything in her history that would help me to help her?
She'll be fine.
I wouldn't worry.
Is that a fact?
She's having a baby.
She's had them before.
If yo... |
I'm sorry to put you to this trouble,
Dr Ellingham, only Bert thought it was best.
Seat.
I was going to come and see you about another matter, as it happens.
It's probably just a cold.
And I wouldn't bother you, only my sister's got glandular fever, and I was wondering if she could have given it to me.
My throat is a b... |
How do you know?
Robert called me.
Why did he called you?
He wanted my opinion on your blood thing.
Oh.
And what is your opinion?
It's tricky for him here.
He's the only one on the ward.
Can you do lunch, Thursday?
Three of us?
I'd need a bit more notice to get up to London.
No.
He's down here at the moment, on sele... |
Oh dear.
The grommet will sort her own.
One or two borderline obese.
That one and that one.
Annie?
Aw...
A bit tubby, maybe, but hardly obese.
She wants to watch it.
How is your health, if I'm allowed to ask?
It's fine.
Just a bit tired.
Not that I'm complaining.
You sleeping all right?
Not brilliant.
I don't know... |
It's a urinary tract infection.
Would you like me to give you a prescription?
Is that all right for the baby?
I wouldn't suggest it if it wasn't, would I?
No, Martin.
I don't suppose you would.
I really don't know why you took this job in your condition.
Very similar to a rabbit.
Now, what you're looking for is to pee... |
Miss Glasson.
Louisa Glasson?
Yes.
Molly O'Brien.
Have you done for the day?
I was just on my way.
School's over, yes, but I've got a lot of marking.
On your way where?
Oh dear.
You wrote back about four weeks ago.
I'm your midwife through to delivery.
Oh yes.
God.
Sorry.
I've become so forgetful.
Not at all.
You... |
As a doctor.
He knows a lot.
Ah well.
What?
I could suggest other remedies.
There's no need to suffer.
God forbid.
Just seems a shame to give drugs to a lady who's expecting.
Yes, actually.
I wondered that.
I think the doctor knows best, Miss Glasson.
A mother knows best.
Sorry.
That's just my opinion.
Shall I conti... |
Have you collected your prescription yet?
We've just come from the chemist, Dr Ellingham.
So you two know each other?
Yes.
We've met.
Nurse O'Brien is going to be my midwife.
Yes.
Get some sleep.
I do feel a bit sneaky if I'm honest.
He's not your doctor.
He shouldn't prescribe your medicine.
Force-feeding antibiotic... |
Is that mostly discomfort do you think, or do you lie there fretting?
Both really.
But maybe I have taken on too much.
Martin thinks I have.
What?
I wonder if maybe he's poisoning your mind, as well as trying to poison your body.
That's a bit harsh.
You think?
Don't let go of the screw.
Morning.
You've got something ... |
Roll up your sleeve, please, Constable.
What is cholesterol, anyway?
It's fat that clogs you up.
No, it isn't.
Pauline.
Go to lunch.
I'll do that.
So how come you're OK with the blood now?
No disrespect, but...
Everyone knows it's an issue.
He's just being stubborn.
He still hates it.
Go away, Pauline.
Mind over matt... |
That's what they want you to assume.
Have you ever seen a birthing pool?
No.
No, I haven't.
Why do they want babies born in hospitals?
Because then the doctors are in control.
But it must be a bit safer too, yeah?
Statistically, it's safer to have your baby at home, away from men who think pregnancy is a disease.
Do y... |
I am sorry.
Look.
They are X5437s.
They should be.
Oh no, no.
Wait a minute.
I see what's happened.
Oh, I am so sorry for the inconvenience, Dr Ellingham, but now you are here, it could be regarded as providential.
I have been in an agony of indecision on a matter of some delicacy.
The gloves, Mrs Tishell.
How can ... |
Perhaps you would like -
Have you completely lost your mind?
You're not seriously considering giving birth in this harpy's paddling pool, are you?
How dare you?
I am a fully qualified -
Be quiet.
Louisa, take your medicine.
No.
What?
You heard me.
Miss Glasson is making an informed decision, endorsed by -
I told you ... |
You!
I had to drive myself this morning.
Michael's not at all well.
Oh, that's perfect.
There's a chiller cabinet needs fetching from Tintagel.
Too big for the company vehicle.
Could you pop me over after lunch?
For you, anything.
Why don't we make a trip of it?
Tea at Trebarwith on the way back?
Ooh, lovely.
Marig... |
Really?
It's a summer cold.
Can you take powders with a baby?
Mrs Tishell could help you.
Yeah...
Or I could call the midwife.
Private parking.
It's all right, doc.
We're on our way.
Don't park here again.
Okey-dokey.
Doc, did Marigold's glandular fever tests come back yet?
Yes.
You haven't got it.
Oh good.
She's st... |
Yes, I do.
Your husband.
Is he really poorly?
He's a man, so he's a death's door, isn't he?
To tell the truth, I don't think it's much worse than what I've got.
Bit of flu, whatever.
No big deal.
And you still have to work!
Call this work?
More like a holiday.
Fresh as a daisy.
You're not thinking of cooking it, thou... |
I just want to know.
Not that I want another job.
I just don't want to be caught unawares.
You won't be caught unawares.
So I can still do the blood, you know?
You're not planning to get rid of me?
If there were any changes to the practice, in the way things are,
I'd let you know.
Bad luck.
Why'd you get colds in the s... |
The control of childbirth by a male-dominated health service is designed to keep women suppressed.
Put your head back and close your eyes.
Imagine you're in a meadow.
The sun is shining.
The grass is soft.
You're lying in the sunlight.
Not a care in the world.
And one by one, your worries all fade away.
Auntie Joan.
Wh... |
It's coming along.
Bit of a way to go.
But definitely getting there.
Maybe I should have said something.
It's wonderful, Martin.
Wonderful.
What's that?
Marigold's birthday today.
What did you get her?
It's a bit big, isn't it?
Is it?
She'll have to hide that from her husband.
It's just a little something from her em... |
You'll have to work twice as hard at it, won't you?
Well, if that's what Louisa wants.
A long-distance father is better than no father at all.
The two of you will have to work it out together.
It won't happen by itself.
I'm going to miss you, Marty.
I'll miss you too, Auntie Joan.
Just don't let Louisa be the last one ... |
Nasty cold.
She's off school and everything.
No.
He's teething.
Give him the Calpol.
Off to your meeting, then?
In Truro.
Good luck.
We'll keep you hydrated, and ride out the storm.
Try to keep a positive attitude, Louisa.
There's nothing to be gained by letting baby feel your vexation.
Are you sure it's OK?
Mother... |
Don't you flick your fingers at me.
What's rigors?
Louisa, do not allow that man to bully you.
Will the baby be all right?
The baby wants you to take antibiotics.
What's rigors?
It's your body heating up to kill bacteria.
Antibiotics also kill bacteria.
They are quicker and safer.
That's a very male point of view.
No i... |
But it is the point.
No it isn't.
If anyone's got a problem with sex, it's you.
I beg your pardon?
I mean gender.
Men and women.
You know, a woman could be just as insensitive as Martin.
What?
Well, you are.
Thank you for doing your best, Molly.
But I'm not just happy with it.
So goodbye.
Goodbye darling.
She does mea... |
I'm sorry, Miss Glasson, but it's Darren.
Oh go on, Martin.
It's fine.
I'll be fine.
Right.
Take a lukewarm shower to cool down.
Let the penicillin do the rest.
Yeah.
Thank you, Martin.
His temperature's shot up.
It's really really high.
Same as before. 38 degrees.
It was 99 just now.
Definitely.
99 degrees Fahrenh... |
I'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on.
Thanks ever so, Doctor.
Is anyone home?
Marigold!
Bert.
Is that you?
Hello?
Come on up.
No, Michael, you stay put.
Don't be foolish.
I'll see to it.
Go on, Mari.
We've got a visitor.
No, Michael.
Bert understands.
Bert tell him.
Hello, Mr Marley.
Don't worry about me.
You... |
Dr Ellingham, I have Mr Large for you.
Putting you through.
Why?
Doc?
What do you want?
Sorry to bother you...
Yes?
But I'm out at St Breward, at Marigold Marley's place.
You remember her.
Cut finger.
She works in my restaurant.
I'm in a hurry, Bert.
It's her husband.
He isn't very well.
Not very well at all.
And I... |
Oh, for God's sake!
Hello, Ellingham.
Are you all right?
Yes.
What do you want?
Your secretary said you were going to be late.
We wondered how late?
I'm attending an emergency.
The thing is, Robert's got a 2:30 train.
I can't miss it.
Ambulance wouldn't be more appropriate?
Edith.
There's a sick man on Bodmin Moor.
I... |
He might have broken something.
That's all we've got.
It's a jam thermometer, doc.
You use it in cooking.
Not just for jam.
All sorts.
Fine.
I'll use it.
I need rubber gloves.
Go and see if she's got some ice.
Ice?
Yes, to cool him down.
Quickly.
OK, Doc.
I'm a doctor.
You've had an accident.
An ambulance is on its... |
Does your husband handle these?
Yes.
What does he do?
Stuff them?
Well, I do most of the cooking.
I stuff the pheasants.
Cooking?
!
You cook them?
Oh God.
That one may be a bit past its sell-by, but it's Michael.
He likes the extra flavour.
It's perfectly legal.
Marigold's all right.
Marigold is not all right.
Your i... |
Oh, Marigold.
It's not your fault, Mr Large.
She's just a sucker for flirting.
Is he going to be OK?
Yes.
Now that we know what it is.
Bert?
You haven't been selling this stuff in your cafe, have you?
Has Miss Glasson had any?
Bert?
She hasn't been in.
And we don't serve badger in any restaurant of mine, thank you ver... |
And I will have the baby in hospital if that's your advice.
It is.
Yes.
Louisa, take a seat.
Louisa...
I'll get that.
Hello, Ellingham.
Edith.
Medical emergency turn out satisfactorily?
Yes, thank you.
Cerebral toxoplasmosis.
Robert was a little huffy.
But actually, it helped, you not being there.
It was the haemopho... |
I thought you'd stopped being her doctor.
This was a one-off.
Funny little thing, isn't she?
Quite spiky.
I have every right to accuse you of opening my post if you have opened my post, which you have.
How else was I going to find out?
I'd turn up at work one day and find the place empty?
We're sharing?
I find that a n... |
Michael Scott, manager.
How are you?
- There he is.
- Nice to meet you.
Look at that.
We don't need a new system, though.
- Happy with ours.
- Hello, may I help you?
Jimbo.
I'm gonna be going.
- What was that?
- That was funny.
That was funny.
Let's go do it to somebody else.
Subtitles:
- Feygnasse Team -
Synch:
Jaric... |
- So, if you think you're hurting...
- I can't even imagine.
{\pos(110,260)}This is our first and only Valentine's Day as fiances.
{\pos(110,260)}You're only engaged once.
{\pos(100,260)}Present company excluded... {\pos(110,260)}Really, Jim?
{\pos(110,260)}On Cupid's birthday?
{\pos(110,260)}She's fine.
{\pos(110,260)... |
- Let's have a word.
Today's a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office.
I'm sorry.
And the sexy looks between you and Pam, the general sexiness, the flowers... {\pos(105,260)}It's creating a bit of a hostile work environment.
It's so sexy it becomes hostile.
I actually thought
{\pos(120,260)}we were keepi... |
That's a big needle.
You're gonna need to lie down over here.
I can't talk right now.
I'm sorry.
I'm really nervous.
Me, too.
When I get nervous I sort of clam up and...
Well, that's fine.
It's better for me just to be quiet.
Can I point something out to you?
You're actually talking a lot.
Sorry, it's the other thing ... |
- What?
- I looked at the bag.
I looked straight at the bag.
- That's not good.
- Could you distract me for a second?
Just talk about things that don't have blood in 'em.
Bags.
What?
That...
- Sorry, that was bad.
- That was mean.
A hat.
- A hat with no blood in it.
- That is full of soup.
- You're cute.
- What?
You'r... |
I need her name if I'm gonna return her glove.
I'm sorry, sir.
We can't give out that information.
What are you doing?
Decorating.
I'll help.
Now it's just a stupid baby.
It is so nice to go out with another couple.
- Anything to get out of that office?
- I know.
I honestly don't know how you can work with this jack-as... |
You wanna just...
Anything?
You sure?
I'm sure whatever you did wasn't your fault.
OK, well, we'll...
Who else?
Everyone here who's bowled a 280, please raise your hand.
- No way. 280?
- That's impressive.
Now everyone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.
Yikes.
Come on, Bob.
Raise your hand.
What?
- You love ... |
Moron.
If he was, there wouldn't be a story.
He told me he wasn't gay.
- Really sad.
- I'm not done yet.
A week later, a friend of mine calls me up and he says, "I just saw him
"in a gay bar in Kansas City."
Then it's a happy ending, because he was gay.
You should call him.
My worst breakup was actually two breakups.
T... |
"I think the Eagles could clench the N.F.C. East."
And she said...
"That...
"We're done."
You know what?
I don't think we need to do this.
You're right.
OK, everyone, back to work.
I mean, have this kind of party.
I look around and I see all these beautiful people who are alone on Valentine's, and I think that there ar... |
A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees than anything else.
I am going to be Cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit, and say,
"I'm in love!
I was hit by Cupid's sparrow."
Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.
- No movement.
- Still ea... |
He only gets better.
I can untie any knot.
I'm serious.
Name a knot, any knot.
Go ahead.
I believe you.
You shouldn't believe everything you hear.
In fact, there are many knots that I cannot untie.
Where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today?
I work at a place that does catal... |
So... fast.
So Erik, you mentioned before that you are in tool and dye repair.
I am.
Meredith recently had a total hysterectomy.
So that's sort of a repair.
All right.
I'll let you guys talk.
It's going very well.
People are mixing.
A lot of hope.
'Cause that's what you hate to see, when hope gets crushed.
Sorry.
Thou... |
That makes it even more romantic.
This is like a modern-day enchanted.
It's like a fairy tale.
- She could be your soul mate.
- Not likely.
3 billion women on the planet, most of them in Asia, so the numbers just don't add up.
She could be.
Believe me, it's nothing.
I hardly even talked to her.
We were lying there next... |
You didn't eat much there, Jimbo.
Initially I did.
- Want some meat?
- Sure.
Little piece.
No mushroom, though.
I forgot.
I'm sorry we did not... have a chance to talk more.
I get very nervous talking to pretty girls.
Seriously.
Feel how sweaty my hand is.
That's really sweaty.
Are you on email?
Cool.
Good Valentine's... |
You know what?
You guys can head out.
I'm gonna soldier on a little bit.
Come on.
We'll all go.
Let's go.
Four months ago, I dated a woman named Holly.
And...
This is actually the first time that I've even considered getting back into that arena again.
You know what?
Sometimes it's not about whether
Cinderella gets her... |
1 1 minutes left.
I have an idea.
Let's reshuffle.
We collect everyone's cards, shuffle them, and deal the same number you had.
What do you think?
Help me...
Is that even allowed?
Well, is it?
The rules given earlier were all.
Alright, we don't have much time.
I'm in.
Me, too...
Help...
Someone help me... I'll help you... |
Good luck.
One, right?
Two.
Alright.
Four for each...
Done reshuffling.
Let's start again.
I'm going to win!
Please remember to drop used cards into the slots.
Kaiji.
Want to play me again?
With a con artist like you?
No.
Come on, I was just desperate.
Whatever.
In that case, how about for 2 stars?
You bet 1 for 2 o... |
Fine.
I'm a man.
I accept your challenge.
Good.
Kaiji... 3 minutes left.
Let's do it.
Jan, ken... pon!
What's wrong?
Hurry, throw it down.
Let me guess, Scissors?
You have Scissors?
I actually won!
You're going to hell.
What an idiot... you are!
Paper?
How come?
We won!
Yes, I won!
Thanks for believing in me, mister.
... |
Paper.
I wiped the Scissors card clean and put blood on the Paper card.
Count me in.
You promptly marked your own card.
Sure, why not?
Let's start.
You pretended to reshuffle...
One, right?
�ut gave me the blood card and kept the marked Rock card for yourself.
Let's start again!
But the blood card wasn't Scissors.
It ... |
Great.
We won!
Thanks, mister.
Three stars.
I won!
Kaiji, I'm sorry.
I had one in my pocket.
Here's your change.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Thanks.
Thanks.
You, get back to work!
Next thing I knew, I was somewhere deep underground, in forced labor with others.
Keep working.
Yes.
No stopping.
Don't just stand there.
G... |
Don't even think about escaping.
Every move you make is being monitored 24 hours by the microchip under your brand.
I was so close to win.
Actually, I'd won.
If only I'd just abandoned that man, Ishida.
We share this card.
We're going together.
Kaiji... ln the end, I lost again.
I'm a loser, even here.
Damn it!
Heads ... |
This is Kaiji's first paycheck here.
As you all remember, this is a momentous occasion.
Give him a hand!
What the hell is it?
It's a perica bill.
Perica?
It's our currency underground.
Worth a tenth of the yen.
So your salary of 91 , 000 perica is worth 9, 100 yen.
9, 100 yen?
That's my monthly salary?
The day rate i... |
Want something?
Beer for 5, 000 perica would be 500 yen!
It costs too much.
I need to repay my debt.
I can't afford that.
I know how you feel.
You want to save up to pay off your debt.
I was like that, too.
�ut you need to take it easy.
This one's on me.
To celebrate your first paycheck.
Enjoy.
Thank god!
It's ice col... |
Haven't had anything greasy in a month.
To get that chicken heated up and have it with my beer...
No, I shouldn't.
(Crackers, 500 perica) I'll have the crackers.
Okay.
Kaiji, what you really want is the chicken, right?
Your heart is like a rubber ball.
If you hold it down, it'll spring back.
You'll end up being stress... |
Back to your stations!
Wait...
Hang in there.
Hang in there.
We're almost there.
You okay?
This man needs help.
Put him over there.
You'll be alright.
I'm putting you down.
It hurts...
You have to bear it.
What's going on?
Are they being treated at all?
Sure, but they need perica to buy medicine.
I can still work.
... |
Once they give in, they'll drown in it.
Especially the ones who cave in on the first payday.
Forget those who say they'll work hard starting tomorrow.
Today is all that matters.
Tomorrow only comes to those who make it through today.
The foreman said that?
Garbage like us will always be garbage to them.
For us to get o... |
I see.
It's meant to accommodate you as much as possible.
It's unfortunate you don't appreciate it.
You can't defy the foreman.
Just shut up!
I know I'm a loser.
You're all losers.
Every person here is a loser.
Everyone's got loser written on his face.
Don't be silly.
I'm not a loser.
Yes, you are.
How can you stand t... |
If I win, I'm free, right?
Then I'm going.
I may be a weak person.
�ut for once, I'm changing my life.
Are you for real?
I see.
Very impressive.
Takes courage to volunteer for this.
Applause!
Stop!
Everyone listens.
Hear me.
Don't be tricked.
Don't give up, and find a way out of this hole.
I'm going to do it.
I'll sho... |
The rule is utterly simple.
Nothing complicated whatsoever.
You'll now receive a cash voucher.
You'll then exchange it at a designated place.
That's it.
Seven zeroes... 10 million yen?
It's yen, not perica!
The exchange location is room 5014, Starside Hotel.
Starside Hotel?
Never heard of it.
Gentlemen, behold the �r... |
This time I won't lose.
That's the spirit.
Pave the way, brave man.
I'll do it, too.
Me, too.
Going back isn't an option, either.
I'll do it.
Decided yet?
Shut up!
Wait just a second.
How many times have you said that in your life?
The world won't wait for trash like you to make a decision!
Fine, keep wavering.
And ... |
Just like he said, think of it as a balance beam or a line on a sidewalk.
We can't!
You have to!
No way!
No way I can do this!
I have an idea.
Your shoes.
It's part good-luck charm, part sighting system.
Like crosshairs on a gun.
Align the line on your shoes with the center line on the beam as you walk.
That's brillia... |
Alright.
Let's go.
I can do it!
Align the lines together...
Good, there you go.
I can do it!
Don't think.
Just don't think.
Align the lines together...
Falling means certain death.
No, don't think about it.
I can't do this.
Please, I don't want to fall.
I don't need money.
I'll work with debt all my life if I have to.... |
Don't touch it!
Sahara, hold him!
I can't!
Not on a bridge like this!
He fell...
Someone help me...
Help me...
Dear God, I'm sorry.
I promise to mend my ways, so stop my knees from shaking!
Calm down!
I don't need anything.
I'm being pulled!
No, don't touch it!
I'm not going to do it.
I want to go back.
What the hell... |
Kaiji...
I can't go anymore.
The image of them falling, I can't get it out of my head.
My knees won't stop shaking.
Don't you want to live?
Thank you.
If it weren't for you, I wouldn't even...
Mister, just calm down.
Slowly, you can do it.
Good, there you go...
You can do it.
Kaiji...
I'm entrusting you with this.
If i... |
After you crossed, go to Shin-Tomishita station, to a pachinko parlor called Parlor Oasis.
She works there under the name Yasuda.
Her name's Hiromi Ishida.
Please give her the money.
Mister!
Now go, hurry!
Don't worry about me.
Just go!
You have to win.
That's what life is about.
I failed.
I lost, and led a meaningle... |
I'm fine!
I'm right here.
Kaiji, I understand now.
I'm alive right now.
Yeah.
Our lives up until now may have been garbage.
But we're alive.
We'll win.
We'll win, then start anew!
A new start... lt'll be a new start!
That's right.
And this time...
And this time, we're living our lives for real!
Sahara!
I did it!
We di... |
The first ever to make it across this bridge.
That was quite a show, Tonegawa.
Yup.
I shall bestow on you class A citizenship in our kingdom.
Thank you, your highness...
Such drivel!
A show?
A stinking show?
You know how many people just died?
Pay up.
And no excuses.
Pay me 20 million!
No.
From your prize of 10 million... |
He's a finer man than you'll ever be.
He showed in his final moment...
His will!
His strength!
It wasn't a worthless life.
He wasn't a loser.
He won.
He won, damn it!
Get him out of here.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
The poor covet money, hoping to become king, but in doing so merely strengthen the position of the ... |
The slave has nothing.
He is oppressed, with no reprieve.
Yet he has nothing to lose.
Therefore, a slave beats an emperor.
One warning, though.
In the past, some intimidated players have given up on strategy, putting cards down randomly.
Such conduct is not allowed in this game.
You must look at the card before putting... |
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