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You are the one who kissed her, aren't you? What non-sense? It's not possible even to give flying kiss with this empty mouth... Howwould Lip to Lip be possible? All people who reside in these flats should take blood test! Until then... we can't find the actual truth! This fool has given a correct idea for only today! -Hey...what's this? He is asking to take blood test... Money is not ours... It's his! Let it go... Not that, buddy! Actually... -Actually? Actually... -What actually? I am the reason forthis mishap... What buddy? You have gone for candle... -Slowly buddy! I did not think that you would handle the grandmother! Howtall you are! How short she is! How could you give Lip to Lip kiss? - Not that, buddy! As she looked like a doll... I thought that she was my figure! I came to know afterthat it was not a doll but grandmother!
Hey... You have to rescue me anyhow'. Only kiss, right? I promise... Wait! Hey Buchi! Hey! If you call me Buchi... I will break your head! Rascal... Only my hubby has the right to call me so! What is this? Haven't you recognised me? I am your hubby, Sivaramudu! Grandmother! Can't you recognise? Your hubby! Sivaramudu! Greetings sir! At ourfirst night! When I came to kiss you... you escaped from me! As that wish did not come true... and I came to kiss you, Will you insult me in the presence of all? is itjust foryou? What hubby? is it you? I am mad! I couldn't recognise you...
don't take it otherwise! I am in front of you, ain't I? Your choice... Come on! -Alas! Kill me! Come on... But don't kiss me! It's time for my figure to come... I have to be ready with getup! She is coming! O lord Krishna! You have to save me... Hi... This side! This side! Hi... Alas! He is pitiable... To make my lover look at me... it's enough if I help him! Hi! Have you come - Shall we go? -Sister! His sister? . You may go... I will take brother! Why does he enter into our ration card?
Not required, sir! She makes cross the road everyday... You mind your business! I mind my business! Not that, brother... She helps you everyday, doesn't she? Let me have that opportunity for at least today, brother! Not required, sir! -What? - Not that, brother! You may go... -Okay! Bye... Take care of him! Alas! She is going... -Come on, brother! Stop! Stop! Stop! Be careful... Come on, brother! -She is going! I have a bad habbit, brother! Hear me, brother! -Yes, I hear... I can stay without having food thrice a day... -What? You? You have to believe me if I say... -Okay!
Tell me... I can't sleep if I don't help someone! Why do you tell all those looking at that girl, brother? How do you knowthat matter? - l know everything! Hey... In Dasaavataram, Kamal hassan disguised only in 10 getups! I disguised in 11 getups forthat girl including this getup! She has made me cross the road by holding the stick for 3 months! When she was about to hold my hand forthe first time... you made me miss that chance too! Sinner! Sorry brother! I thought you were blind... I couldn't imagine that the girl was your client! Do you talk crossly having spoiled my life? My problem won't get solved unless I finish you... -No! No! Brother! Brother! No brother... Please understand my situation, brother! -Have you understood my situation? Casting you into the drainage... -Auto! Afterthat... I stamp you laying under my feet! -Come on! Let's go! Afterthat... -Excuse me!
Alas! She is going...excuse me! -Bye! Excuse me! Excuse me! - Hey...stop! This was what happened to me there... answer me now! Tell me! - Let my telling be aside.. Once you give a turn and look behind... Help me! Where is he? Who are you? Whom do you want? I am asking you, ain't I? Who are you? Be seated! What dear? I take the harbourtender every year, don't I? It was said that you had newly given it to Guru... We shall discuss these things in the office tomorrow! -Hey... They won't stop till tomorrow'. Guru threatened me that he would take off my hand unless I signed favourably to Guru! Hey... lf you don't sign here... Your wife will not have her sacred yellowthread (Mangalsutra)! If Guru comes... -He takes offjust hand, doesn't he? Your wife will feed you!
PRIYADARSHlNl ASHRAM VlSHAKAPATNAM. SRI SANTHl ASHRAM VlSHAKAPATNAM. SAI ASHRAM VlSHAKAPATNAM. What name have you said? - Rambabu! -Yes! That boy had studied being with us... Normally...somebody would come and join the children! But that boy himselfjoined saying that he was an orphan! He had had much anger at the time when he newly joined! Afterthat...he studied well and joined a nicejob! We have his previous company address where he had worked in! I will give you if you want... you go and find out! Okay madam! Yes sir! Mr.Rambabu was working in our office... As he got some governmentjob, he had gone resigning thisjob a year ago! is Rambabu photograph there in your office by any chance? Give me a minute... I will check it out! His name is Rambabu! Newly arrived RDO... I believe in sand for my survival... I fearthat he may spoil my survival! I haven't taken permission even for digging! He stops my lorries and asks me if there is permit! I lost the contract of Rs. 5 crore because of him! How many people should I finish with lorries? This is the cash to be given to him... he has not taken!
I give you as much as you ask... you finish him off! Keep this file inside! Hello! - Madam! Your husband has come foryou... -Husband? He is waiting foryou! -What? Where have you both met forthe first time, sir? . In beach! -Was she seen having sweet? She kept walkman and came for walking... Then...you? I wasjogging... There might have been a puppy along with her... lt might be... How could you say correctly? - How many cinemas I have watched in... Hello! That is reel...and this real! Who has first expressed the love? You or she? It's she! How has she expressed? Actually I come for walking foryou... At the moment I sawyou... I have given my heart to you! I determined to share my life only with you... She has said so, hasn't she?
Like in Mythological cinemas... she has not said such a lengthy dialogues! Like in Mani Ratnam cinemas... she has expressed short and sweet! What has she said? -l love you... Where have you met afterthat? In a shop at Megamart! In which shop? -ln slipper shop! Who is your wife? Sister! This is ourfamily matter, if you all... -Okay! Okay! There are lakhs of things between husband and wife... even parents won't interfere! We arejust friends... how if we interfere! Why have you come to the office? -To see you... To see me? That day...you said that I was your husband while leaving! Since that moment... I have decided that you are my wife! Oh! Do you have such an idea too? Don't get anger! I sincerely love you... Not only that...in our area! Everyone believes that I am your lover!
Hey... I don't know who you are! Should I love you? It's friendship that acquired after introduction... But it's love that blossoms at the first sight! My love did not blossom foryou ... It won't blossom evertoo! It will blossom... You see if you want! You don't get sleep tonight... you will be thinking of me throughout the night! If you don't come in search of me tomorrowand say "l love you, Krishna"... lf not said... -You will say! - lf not said... Please say so! - Shit! Go away... You have come to see me, haven't you? You have come in search of me all the way to here... why do you hide yet? I was awake throughout the night and thinking of you as you said! What have you thought? That is... -I have understood! You must have thought if to love him... No problem! I consider my luck is so... instead of holding the hand... you can hug me, can't you? A pair of Pelican birds... towards the shore of Pacific! Uttering some musical words...
they have flownjoyfully! Who is that pair? I think that is we! As it goes on singing... As my heart beat increases... Your hip and back are for me... My hands would not stop! As your lips turn into a musical instrument... My lips play the music! A pair of Pelican birds... towards the shore of Pacific! Uttering some musical words... they have flownjoyfully! My gal's walk... -Come on! Come on! ...is the Mississippi river! -Come on! Come on! As she walks on... my heart breaks like anything! My guy's eye sight... -Come on! Come on! ...is a dew drop! -Come on! Come on! As he looks at me... it becomes cool like Chirapunji! Right from April...
till the end of June month! I will be looking afteryou not to be affected by the Sun rays! The young age is in front of you... You make century with your kisses... Will the sixeryou hit not be seen? The stirred popcorn mixture... Becoming a kisser of ten thousand times... I get tempted getting closerto you! A pair of Pelican birds... towards the shore of Pacific! Uttering some musical words... they have flownjoyfully! Bring me back! Admiring you... -Come on! Come on! I write a poem! -Come on! Come on! I will make you ice with my words! On your birthday... -Come on! Come on! I will become your candle! -Come on! Come on! I will glow light in your life! In the Cell phone... the signal is your network! In my laptop...
the wallpaper is your image! O Krishna! I will become Radha in your story... Henceforth... I am the writing in your Diary! In the heart of Pistha who loved you... stay for 100 years! A pair of Pelican birds... towards the shore of Pacific! Uttering some musical words... they have flownjoyfully! Who is that pair? I think that is we! As it goes on singing... As my heart beat increases... Your hip and back are for me... My hands would not stop! As your lips turn into a musical instrument... My lips play the music! Brother! We have lost that harbourtender... We have gone to office and threaten... Surya Prakash has gone to his house and got thejob done! If we leave it so... everyone forgets about us, brother! Brother! Rs.10 crore valuable goods come to Surya Prakash from Chennai today! Move! Hey... Make it fast!
It's getting late... have to send the load! Hey... Police! Move! Move! How has he come to know? . Having known that you would receive the goods... Somebody has phoned our department and said that there was a bomb in the harbour! Sir! It's the godown of Surya Prakash... This matter having reached the crime department... the arrest warrant has been issued foryou! Hey...what were you doing until the warrant had been given? Sir! It's beyond my hands now... Not only I....even the Minister can't do anything in this issue! Hello! What Surya Prakash? You have tempted like anything as you got the harbourtender... I have laid an atom bomb foryou, haven't I? This Guru is not such a guy who hits with no intimation.... ...but a guy who hits in such a way people would talk about this! Mr.Brother! Surya Prakash! The government welcomes you! Go! I am not such a guy who starts with Vandemataram... I am such a guy who finishes with Jana Gana Mana! I will close your chapter soon! Since heroin is found in your godown... you are under arrest!
Here is the warrant! Hey... Hey... Brother! Hey... Move aside! Hey... lf you fight with Guru... your destiny lies upside down! Brother! Turn that side... Move! Move aside! Help! Help! Alas! Brother! Brother! -Sir! Help me out, sir! Brother! Brother! You go, brother... you go! I will look into it... You go, brother! I am asking you to go, ain't I? You go, brother! I will look into it...you go! Listen to what I say...you go! Alas!
Brother! You go... I will look into them! You go, brother! Brother! What buddy? Do you think your brother works in some cloth showroom ortea stall? He is a big rowdy who shakes this city! Your mother lives in the dream that your brother had run away! If she comes to knowthat her absconded son has become a big rowdy... Your mother dies as her heart stops! Leave the absconded as he was... You forget that you have a brother! -Hey! What are you saying? Mother is confident that I would certainly bring my brother back! Nevertheless, my brother is not rowdy by birth! Situations have turned him into a rowdy! I can change him into a normal man and make him stand in front of my mother! I am confident! Lift comes by the right side, sir.... Staircase comes by the left side! Come Guru! Come! Be seated... -Greetings sir! You have finished the construction within no time... With the help of Guru's support... it has been finished fast! Take it!
Sate! I like this with you... You release the payment soon afterthe work done! Guru's offering should be given correctly, right? Move! Hey...go! What? What? What? Do you finish with Jana Gana Mana? Dear! I sing Jana Gana Mana foryou... Hey... I am very happy! The only enemy I had...has passed away! Mr.Brother! It's bliss foryou as your enemy dies, isn't it? I have already said that anyone who comes against you would flee away! From today...the entire Vizag city is your Fort! Who else can oppose you? Hey...you! I don't knowthe disputes between you and my brother! Henceforth, my brother will not come against your way... I have comejust to ask you to leave by this! Brother? . What is he babbling? Mr.Brother is in a good mood! You leave from here before the mood gets changed! Leave him Mr.Brother! He has come here by mistake... I have come to the place where l wanted to come! What?
- My name is Krishna! My brother's name is... Guru! Which Guru? -The Guru whom you think was dead... That Guru! Hasn't Guru died yet? Hey... Hey... -Look here! I have not come here to fight with you... I am taking my brotherto my native place! I have come to tell you not to come against my brother... Hey... Hey... Stop! Stop! Stop! Listen to what I say... lf at all Guru is to leave this city... his corpse would leave from here! I will definitely take my brother to our place... I will cut horizontally whoever comes against it! Hey... He is not someone else who comes against! Lord Yama! For a coward... Even a rope appears to be a snake! By seeing a guy with guts... Even the Lord Yama shivers! As long as I am alive... you neither kill my brother! ...nor even pluck off his hair!
Hey... lf you hit...you will be paid money! If I hit...you will pass away! If you hit... I will hit too! If you stab... I will stab too! If at all I am to die... Before me... You will die! Dear! As you leave coming and talking boldly in my area...you must be a big Pistha! Many have died so far without knowing who I am! At least you alone die after knowing who I am! Listen to what I am telling now'. I will cut off your brother in front of your eyes...and cut off you afterthat! Leave him away! Mother! Krishna! How are you? Has brother been seen? He has been seen, mother! - Really? Has he really been seen? How is he? Has he asked about me? is he still angry with me? Nothing like that, mother! God has not done injustice for me... Give the phone to him once! Brother has gone out of station on his office work!
It takes a few days to return... I will take him to our plac soon after he returns! I got my son back... That's enough for me! As soon as possible... bring your brother back home! Okay, mother! Have you served with everything? Have food to your heart's content! Kumar! Come here and serve curry! -Okay aunty! Okay! You have given food to my heart's content! I bless wholeheartedly... May you be safe and well! - Not me... Bless my children! They have to be happy... that's enough! May your children live like emperors! Stop! Stop! Stop, Boss! Boss! We have been moving closely for a long time... Do you close this matter with me? Yourfigure has come, boss! She has been waiting foryou for a long time...go! Who? is it lndhu?
How would I know if she is Hindhu... Muslim or Christian? She is waiting foryou...go! lndhu! What brought you to here? I have come to see you... What for? . I don't know howto say! Everything in my mind is present in this letter! Letter? You read it... You will know it! Dear and dearest! Hello! Hello! Don't wish too much... That is not me! I did not feel anything when you ran after me everyday... But I felt during your absence in these 4 days that I love you! As you said... I have come in search of you! You are happy, aren't you? I love you! Where is lndhu now? . She is waiting foryou in Kashmir! Enjoy... Hold... Hold the tender age!
You hold the life tightly! Hug... Hug the heart! You have the life in eyes! Hold... Hold the tender age! You hold the life tightly! Hug... Hug the heart! You have the life in eyes! They all remain at the same place as before... We shall have everything instantly at once... Do you know why this naughty deed is? O God! What has it said by now? . Tell me... Tell me... O tender age! Hold... Hold the tender age! You hold the life tightly! Hug... Hug the heart! You have the life in eyes! All the youngsters rock... Babbling something else forfun... All ouryoungsters rock! Babbling something else forfun... Has it become dawn as we have kept talking?
Shall we pass the time by talking? The girls who have seen us in the Jute field... Our sir would breathe slowly... Do you know why this naughty deed is? O God! What has it said by now? . Tell me... Tell me... O tender age! Hold... Hold the tender age! You hold the life tightly! Changing from the Cradle season... Reaching the romantic season... Changing from the Cradle season! Reaching the romantic season! We are asked to lay the ceiling... We are asked to make celebration! We are asked to push 1000 relatives forthe function! Making the mouths shut naughtily like a senseless word... Thinking of everything about the dynamic guy like you... Do you know why this naughty deed is? O God! What has it said by now? . Tell me... Tell me... O tender age! Hold...
Hold the tender age! You hold the life tightly! Hug... Hug the heart! You have the life in eyes! Come! Come! Come! Why are you late? What did you say? Don't you allow me to touch your brother as long as you are alive? Aiming the Gun... I will let him swallow the six bullets! What will you do? Hey... When you started sucking the feeding bottle... I had cut off the throats! Will you challenge with me? Challenge can be done by anyone... have to win, right? You have come to my area and proved yourself as Pistha! Then... I have to come to your area and prove myself as Pistha, don't I? What, big dear? . When I was 6 years old... I held knife and took harbour into my custody! I shook the government like anything! Will you send me to Jail? Here you see... I will pass your brother away in front of your eyes...you see!
You see! Do you think why I am laughing as you said that you would kill my brother? . As you don't fear about your children who are far away... Why should I fear about my brother who is here itself? Hey... ln the Matriculation school at Gandhi nagar... Your children are studying in L.K.G and 7th class respectively... I am telling about them! Hey... Connect the phone to children's school! What is this? Guru is alone here... Don't you think where his guys have gone? Mr.Brother! It's ringing... but not attended! You will hit afterthinking... I will hit too... But I don't think! I don't give such a chance to the opposite guy... Only one life foryour hit... But two lives for my hit! If you think my brother's life is more important than your children...you finish him! Hey... -Finish him...dear! -Hey... -Finish him I say! He has laid the bolt! Dear! There is only 10 minutes left for leaving school... Go quickly and rescue your children!
Go... Hey... Let's go! - Go! Go fast! Hey... Hey! Watchman dear... Has the school been left? I am asking you... Hasn't the school been left? It was left last evening, sir! -What? Today is Sunday! It's a holiday, sir! Brother! We have searched from big hospitals to small clinics across the city... he was not found anywhere! As we cast dust into others eyes... He pierced into our eyes with ourfinger! We said that we would finish his brother... but he has taken away! Where can we search? Bye! -Bye! Go! You go! You go! You go! Have you called me? No, I haven't...
Okay! lndhu! Hey... You have called me now, haven't you? - No! Don't lie... -You have called me... I heard it! Alas! No lndhu... Hey... You have laughed now, haven't you? -What is this? You say that I have called you though I have not! You say that I have laughed though I have not! Okay! Sorry... Yes! I have called you... Only one! What do you think of? It's not beach...my office! Everyone is looking at... -Let them look at! What if so? I wantjust a kiss, don't I? Only one... Please! - No chance at all... I won't do!
Look! If you don't... I won't let you go to office today! Please! Please! Please! You are a good boy, aren't you? Listen to what I say... No problem! It's just one kiss, isn't it? Give me... Give me soon and leave... Look at that security... He is looking at us! Who is he? Hey... Where is he? Hey... Do you think why I have stood like Pistha running in such a way? We should worship God in temple... Challenge should be done in a meeting... Cricket should be played only in ground... Stick game should be played in empty place... Stupids like you should be played here! Tell me, sir! -What Surya Prakash? The entire city talks about you... You have laid a good foundation to win in politics when you enter... You follow as it is... Let's get the MLAseat in the upcoming election!
What? -l wish you all the best! We shall meet at night! Bye... Greetings sir! -Greetings sir! Mr.Brother! Neighbours and opposite party members have been waiting foryou for 2 hours... Come on! Come on! All of you garland and bow at him! Come on! - Greetings! -Greetings! Garland him...claps! claps! Greetings! -Go... Enough! Enough! What Mr.Brother? You have been shocked just forthis... You will get shaken if you come outside... Come on! Come on I say! Have you seen Mr.Brother? . What a crowd foryou! If we give them Rs.2000/- per head including drinks and biryani... You shall be the next C.M!
Wave the hand... Wave the hand! How many banners! How many posters! You have made us go mad... Mr.Brother! What are these posters? You have made the posters printed at night without my knowledge... You have made the guys stick all overthe city... Do you ask me, "What are these posters?" as if you did not know anything? Look there! The supporter of the poor... On account of my brother Surya Prakash's 44th birthday.... Free distribution of not only sarees and dhotis for 1000 people...but also biryani packets! ...and we announce that my brother is going to offer Rs.10 lakhs contribution for Orphanage! Whom have you asked to print the posters? - Have you not got them printed? Hey... I don't know my birthday! You fool... - Don't you know? . No one should be here within an eye blink.... Then...the brought biryani... the bought sarees and blouses...and dhotis! Where have they come from? - That is... Thinking that these arrangements done by you... I have spent all the money given in advance by the party! I will kill you! I give you 5 minutes!
No one... No one should remain here! Ask them to go... Mr.Brother! All have been waiting foryou forthe last 5 hours... lf they come to know it's lie...all of them come inside and rob everything! As it's said, "The own lady has gone... the concubine has gone too" Look there once! All the TV channels except Animal planet and Discovery channel are present in front of the house! You are fully focused in all the channels! Hail Surya Prakash! Therefore... -Sir! To avoid any dispute on your birthday function.. Minister asked me to give protection to you! You carry onthat work! -Okay sir! Mr.Brother! The entire story has turned upside down... there is no other go for us! If you feel today as your birthday and celebrate the function... Have it! He is well related for us! Sir! Smile...please! Mr.Brother! C.M is on line... -C.M? Sir! This is Surya Prakash speaking...
What dear? Did you think C.M was meant by Chief Minister? . C.Murali Krishna! -Hey! Hey! What dear? Scene for me? Lord Krishna has said Bhagvad Geeta! This Krishna would change your destiny! Those posters were stuck by me... -Hey! If you are caught by my hand... I am not a fish in riverto be caught easily when you wish... I am a whale in the sea! Will you send Rowdies against me? That's why I have given you...theJerk! Hey... You have stuck me the posters of compliments, haven't you? I will stick you the posters of Obituary soon! As I knewto fix your birthday... how long will it take me to fix your death day? Murali Krishna! I had lifted a mountain with my single finger! What else is you? Today is not your happy birthday... lt's your BP... BP birthday! Wow'. What a pair of eyes! What a pair of eyes! Aishwarya Roy is almost done! Look at that nose!
It's a cheque of Rs.1 crore! Look at those lips! Lips look like cheese cubes! The one who else will marry you... is a lucky fellow'. Hey... What are you saying? Have a look at there once! What a figure! If at all to marry... have to marry such a girl! Or else! Forthe one who else would get married to her...should be bowed! If so... You have been describing not about me so far? What? About you? Look! As you love me... I can't lie about you! Hey... Why are you weeping? If so... Don't you really like me? - Hey... I just made a fun! To tell you the truth... You look very beautiful when you weep too! It's lie! -You see... I alone have been sighting at that girl so far...
But everyone in the restaurant is sighting at you! 2 Vegetable Sandwich! One Banana milk shake and a Strawberry milk shake! Come on I say... Come quickly... My father! -What happened to you? Father! -What? My father! -Where? Who? There you see... the one who wears Pyjama! Who? ThatJewellery shop? -Shit! Not he? The one who is nearby the statue of Lord Vinayaka! He is the one! He is looking at us! Pah! What happened? -Yourfather has gone! Hey... He has come again! Just forfun! Brother! Hey... Have I asked you to come in search of me?
Do you knowfor how many years... our mother has been waiting to see you? I can't live along with the family saying mother and brother... You don't know what situation I am in here! You start to our place immediately... I had promised our motherthat I would return only along with you... lf you don't come... I won't go from here! If they come to knowthat you are my brother.... they will kill you! You don't knowabout that Surya Prakash! All think howto live... But he thinks howto kill the guy who opposes him! The number of people killed by him is more than the number of people you have seen in your life! Listen to my words! You go to our place... -You listen to my words... Youjust drop down the knife and see... Then... You will come to know what life is! Only you are like this... All people who have been with you so far are pleasant leaving the disputes... What to think? We have been with him for 20 years... Do you want me to keep calm seeing him in this position? I am very happy forthese many people are there for my brother! Guru is not my only brother! You are too! How many of you die by stabbing like this? Have you everthought of the families of the guys who had died? Try to live pleasantly leaving all these... You will come to know what that value is!
As soon as my brother recovers.. I will take him to my place! You also start new lives and live happily with yourfamilies... That's what my wish! We have not thought of ourselves yet... But you ask us to think of ourfamilies! If Surya Prakash comes to knowthat our brother is alive...he won't keep calm! We shall be with you until brother recovers! No! I look after my brother carefully... I would have taken you to our place as soon as it happened so! But if mother looks at you in this position... she can't bear! You may not need us... But we need you, brother! Everything happens as you wish, Krishna! But until brother recovers well... let him stay here! Yes! How have I come to here? -You have not come! I have brought by kidnapping you to here! Voice is heard.... but the image is not seen! Hubby! -Hubby? Why is she doing Cat walk? Why have you brought me to here, grandmother? If you call me grandmother once again... I will die, hubby! May your mother's stomach be burnt!
If you call me hubby once again... I will die! Don't utter such evil words, hubby! Do you know what day is today? -Blacky day! - Shit! Our wedding day! That's why I have brought kidnapping you... Yes! I have assisted in thatjob! -You have done a stupid job... Why do you say about it proudly? You Non-sync! Hubby! Don't scold the pitiable brother... - Bother? -Yes boss! Sister has given me a quarter and asked me to finish the matter! You have handed me overjust for a quarter... I don't feel about it! You call grandmother as sister, don't you? You will not get food in this world! -Hey... Hubby! You have been tired since morning... Here it is! Have a glass full of milk, hubby... No grandmother! -Have it, hubby! Pour it!
Pour it! Drink it... Drink it! He has drunk! Grandmother! I say swearing on you... Your hubby's soul is not in my body! I acted that day to escape from you... I bow you... Don't play with my life! You stupid fellow! You should have told this matter before 5 minutes, right? Why? We have not experienced when you had been alive... To die together while passing away... I have had a half glass of poisoned milk and poured the half into yourthroat! Hey.. - Have you mixed poison in milk? -Yes! As I have drunk... why do you feel tensed? As I did not get waterto mix in the quarter... I drank mixing this poisoned milk! -I am escaped... I have caught him foryou, that is... Brother! -Pah! Brother! What a mishap has taken place! In "Raktha Sambandham" film... They feel as if they were NTRand Savitri! Forthese faces, though background music is given...none will feel it! Hey...change the song! I jump...
Hey... Where do you take me kidnapping in the morning? Yes! You are cupid, aren't you? I take you kidnapping and rape you! Shut your mouth and drive the bike... Black man! Don't underestimate the black colour... -Oh! There is no value for colours without black colour! If you don't say where we are going now... -Okay! Okay! I will tell you! Yourfather-in-lawwanted to see you.. that's why I am taking you to my house! Brother! There he is... he is going, brother! We have to kill him somehowtoday... and take his corpse to brother! Move the vehicle... Move immediately! Move... Move...fast! Why do they follow us? They are going...move fast! Turn! Turn! Turn!
Dash! Dash it! Get down! Get down! Come on! Come on! Hey... Give me! Shit! The opposition party members have thrown the log on our leader... Come on... let's see their end! Hey... Not you! Hey... I have beaten him! What man? Why have you gone to the opposite party's celebration and created problems? Master! You first take your seat... be seated! Nowthe opposition party MLA Doraswamy does publicity in media that there is relation between you and me! Thinking that it's true, the C.M... As it's said, "O Groom! The odd month has come... you are the son of father-in-law if mother-in-law closes her eyes!" ...has scolded me like anything! Above all these....that Commissioner! As if he is the only one who rescues the law... He is firing questions at me like What happened? How has it happened?
Master! Mr.Brother has not done this quarrel voluntarily... There is someone who is the reason for all these! The story has turned upside down because of him! Who is he? Saying that he is Guru's brother... a guy has come from the village! He has made Mr.Brother get into trouble and get his head hot! Shit! Don't you feel shy to utterthis word? Why is it then? You roll your moustache saying there is no rowdy existing like us... Listen to my words and carry those bags in the harbour! What then? The day when Guru came to kill me... Since then... I have been asking you to finish that Guru! Have you listened to my words? No... Now you are telling stories like... Brother has come! Brother-in-law has come! I don't knowwhat you do or how you do? You find out immediately where Guru is and finish him off! Meanwhile... I will see that child's end! Bye! You have torn! What are you going to see? Before you see, he will have done what he wishes mends our bends and shaves our heads!
What is the relation between that Rowdy gang and you? What is the relation between that Rowdy gang and you? Why have they come to kill you? If you really love me...tell me the truth! I am confident that I get back my son! I fear, Krishna! ...lf anything happens to you! Nothing happens to me... I fear if anything happens to you because of me! If they see both of us again... you may get into trouble! That's why I am saying... Whenever I want to see you... I will come to you! All these for a few days! You go home now! Sir! Sir! Sir! I want lift, sir! My leg has problem, sir! I have to go to Office, sir! Everything is alright! Send him... check others! Hey...stop the vehicle! Check him! -Sir! Give me the bag! Sir! There is Ganja in it, sir!
Are you doing Ganja business in the broad day light? How long have you been doing this business? Ramaiah! -Sir! - Send all of them... Ganja smuggler is caught! -Okay sir! Sir! I don't know who he is... He asked me for lift on the way... Sounds like is going pretty well. I'll get it. Sock! Something is happening with my mouth! What? Nina! Sock, Sock, hey Sock... Hell spawn, the blood of the martyrs compels it! In the name of God! Ah! Who are you? Menudo. Benjamin, get him out of here! No, no, no! Ben, Nina loves you so much, and she will love you forever! Hey guys I think is gone! Well, how do you feel? I feel good. I think you should worry about him. I think that the demon jumped.
Oh so now it resides in this poor men, does it? If you want to dance demon, you'll dance with me. Sorry Sock... I need your opinion Sammy. On my lapel which you think makes my eyes pop more? Carnation or Lily? I know ... both are right That is the beauty of wearing a dark suit and having this face. Go away. Oh, why the big frown? I thought you'd be on cloud nine. - Why would you think that? - You and me, quarters rematch. Is all set up. You didn't know? What are you talking about? Someone made it worth my while. So the contest is back on. - Someone? Who? - Your girl. Andi. She put up her own soul as collateral. She must be really into you. You are a lucky guy. Tell me you didn't do it. Yeah, I-I kinda did. Andi... what were you thinking? I was thinking that I want you out of your deal. This is the only way to do it.
No you have to stop it. You have to go back to the devil and tell him that you changed your mind. No. No, I want to do it. I need to do this. I believe in you. And I believe that you can beat him. And I am tired of being alone. - Aren't you? - Is too much to risk. Well is my risk to take. We are going to beat the devil, Sam! I know it. Come on. - You're nervous? - Yeah. Are you? Oh yeah. This is for the lady's file. Is not every day that I get to win such a beautiful trophy Yeah, we'll see about that I'm already liking the woman's touch. Very nice Andi, well it spruces the place up Sam, get this over with. Yeah, Sammy. Let's do get this over with. There is something else Andi brought to the party. This time I think you should go first. Now I know you are the brains of this operation. Your turn.
Sam, you just have to get two in. You got this. I am a bad looser. All right? Make you sure, if you eventually win this thing don't expect any hugs or grab ass. There are shot glasses in the housewere. I will be right back. Hey buddy. Steve, hey. What are you doing here. I heard some bonehead screwed up an ancient translation. Guilty. Ah, don't worry about it man. Do you have any idea what a Mensch you are? Thanks, listen I gotta go. I am about to get out my deal with the devil. I know. I heard. And let me just say how truly, deeply sorry I am. Sorry for what? Sam, I'm so sorry. Why? Is for the best. That's all I know. Oh, my God! Sam, what happened? - Is broken. - What? ! - How?
- Can't talk about it right now. Hey, Sammy, come on, if you want to forfeit, All you have to do, is say so. No. No forfeit. Oh, man. That's pathetic, come on. Just stop right now. Please. For your own sake. I still have one good hand. You are not leftie, eh? Shut up. Oh, this is hard to watch. So... Let's just take a survey who had the worst week I lost my soul to the devil. Top that. An angel broke my hand is six places. which evidently means, heaven hates me. and the devil still owns my soul. Ok, let's recap for Sock. I got frog roofied. My mouth is like sand. My mind is melting. I tasted music and it tasted like garbage. I had a pretty good week. What? Sock saved my girlfriend from going back to hell. - Yeah.
- Thank you. I really hate your grandmother. - I know. - Yeah. Let me get fruit on my pancakes. - Sure. - Whipped cream, maybe. Sure. Ahhh so.. I am really sorry that your soul got damned for eternity That's... that's a bummer. - Let's... Come here. - Thanks Sock. I'm sorry. Thank you, Ben. Shotgun. Look Andi I want you to know I feel terrible about what happened. You put yourself on the line, put your soul on the line. And I let you down. I don't expect you to forgive me. I... just .... only hope that... - What was that about? - The devil owns my soul, But I don't... feel any different, you know? And I still love you more than I ever did. And as bad as things seem... I'm... really happy. - Is that weird? - Yes, completely.
We can still try to get out of our deals with the devil. And we can try to change our fates You did it once before, and we can try again. You know if nothing else then... we have time together. Then I am happy too. Then I am happy too. Steve, what do you want? I thought I heard you over say you are happy. I figured it would be a good time to poke in. Get out! Look, I'm not exactly pleased With the way things turned out either, but I just... Hey, Ow! Andi, are you throwing rocks at me? Yes, I am trying to break your hand Hey, Sam, would you please tell her to quit it. Ow! Would you let me explain? ! Fine, fine, explain. What is your explanation? I'm acting from.. on orders from upstairs. I don't know exactly why they had me do the things that they had me do. Guys! Stop! Stop! You've every right to be upset. But throwing rocks is never constructive. Enough! Yeah I got my wings earlier today.
I wanted it to be a surprise. You got your wings because you broke my hand? That's great. Congratulations. Is because of how I helped you. Helped? The devil owns both of our souls. Heaven works in mysterious ways, Andi. - You got to believe. - Believe what? That you are not alone. Believe me, Leucò I didn't understand right away. Sometimes I get the formula wrong, sometimes there's amnesia. And yet I'd touched him. The truth is I'd been waiting so long for him I wasn't thinking about it anymore. The moment I understood everything -he'd jumped up and grabbed his sword- I almost smiled, I felt so happy and at the same time disappointed. I even thought I might at least escape fate. "After all he's Odysseus," I thought, "someone who wants to go home." I thought of putting him in a boat right away. Dear Leucò. He was waving that sword-silly and brave like only a human can be- and I had to smile and look him in the eye as I do with them, and then to look surprised and draw back. I felt like a girl, like when we were children and were told what we'd do when grown up and we laughed.
It all happened like a dance. He took me by the wrists, raised his voice, I blushed -but I was pale, Leucò- I clasped his knees and began my lines: "Who are you? What land gave birth to you...?" Poor fellow, I thought, he doesn't know what he's in for. He was tall, curly haired, handsome, Leucò. What a stupendous pig he'd have made, or a wolf. But all this you told him, in the year he spent with you? O child, you don't talk about the things of destiny with a human. They think they've said everything when they call it the iron chain, the final decree. They call us the fatal ladies, you know. They don't know how to smile. Yes. Some can laugh in face of destiny, can laugh afterward, but at the time they have to be serious or they die. They don't know how to joke about divine things, and listen to themselves reciting lines like us. Their life is so short, they can't bear to do things already done or known about. Even he, Odysseus the courageous, if I said one word about this, he'd stop listening to me and would think of Penelope. What a bore. Yes but you see, I understand him. With Penelope he didn't have to smile, with her everyything, even the daily meal, was serious and unrehearsed -they might have been preparing themselves for death. You don't know how much death attracts them. Yes, to die is a destiny per them, a repetition, something known, but they fool themselves into thinking it changes something. Why then didn't he want to become a pig?
Ah, Leucò, he didn't want even to become a god, and you know how much Calypso begged him to, that idiot. Odysseus was like that, neither pig nor god, just a man, extremely intelligent, and brave in face of destiny. Tell me, dear, did you enjoy yourself a lot with him? One thing, Leucò. None of us gods has ever wanted to become mortal none has ever desired it. Yet this might be the novelty that would break the chain. Would you like to? What talk, Leucò... Odysseus didn't understand why I smiled. He didn't understand often even that I was smiling. Once I thought I'd explained to him why a beast is closer to us immortals than an intelligent and brave man. The beast that eats, that mounts and doesn't have memory. He answered me that at home awaited him a dog, a poor dog that maybe was dead, and he told me its name. Imagine, Leucò, that dog had a name. Also to us they give a name, those humans. Many names gave me Odysseus while in my bed. Each time there was a name. At first it was like the noise of a beast of a pig or wolf, but he himself bit by bit realised they were syllables of a single word. He called me by names of all the gods, of our sisters, names of the mother, of the things of life. It was like a struggle with me, with fate. He wanted to name me, to hold me to make me mortal. He wanted to break something. Intelligence and courage he put into it - he had that - but he never knew how to smile. He never knew what the smile of the gods is - of us who know destiny.
No human understands us or the beasts. I've seen them, your humans. Turned into wolves or pigs, they howl still like completely human. It's torture. In their intelligence they're quite crude. You've played a lot with them? I enjoy myself with them, Leucò. I enjoy them as I can. It wasn't given to me to have a god in my bed, and of men only Odysseus. All the others I touch become beasts and go crazy, and chase after me like beasts. I take them, Leucò - their frenzy is no better or worse than a god's love. I mustn't even smile! I feel them get on top of me and then run off to their lairs. I don't lower my eyes. -And Odysseus... -I don't ask myself who they are... Want to know who Odysseus was? Tell me, Circe. One evening he described his arrival at Aeaea, his companions' fear, the sentries posted by the ships. He told me all night they listened to the roaring and snarling, lying in their cloaks on the sea shore. And then when day came, they saw beyond the wood rise a spiral of smoke, and they shouted for joy, recognising their country and houses. These things he told me smiling -the way humans smile- seated beside me in front of the fire. He said he wanted to forget who he was and where he was and that evening he called me Penelope. O Circe was it so silly?
Leucòina, I too was silly and told him to cry. Imagine! No, but he didn't cry. He knew Circe loves beasts, who don't cry. He cried later he cried the day I told him of the long voyage that remained and the descent into Avernus and the blackness of Ocean. The sort of crying that cleans the eyes and gives strength, I Circe understand it too. But that evening he spoke to me -laughing strangely- about his childhood and destiny, and asked about me. He spoke playfully, you understand. I don't understand. Laughing. With his mouth and voice. But his eyes full of memories. And then he told me to sing. And singing I went to the loom and my raucous voice became the voice of his home and childhood. I sweetened my voice, I was his Penelope. He put his head in his hands. Who had the last laugh? No one, Leucò. I too that evening was mortal. I had a name Ð Penelope. That was the only time that without smiling I stared my fate in the face and lowered my eyes. And this man loved a dog? A dog, a woman, his son, and a ship to sail the sea. And the countless succession of days didn't look like destiny to him, and he ran toward death knowing what it was, and enriched the earth with words and deeds. O Circe, I don't have your eyes but now I too want to smile.
You were naive. If you'd told him the wolf and pig mounted you like a beast, he'd have done it and turned into a beast too. I did tell him. He barely grimaced. After a moment he said, "So long as they're not my companions." So he was jealous. Not jealous. He was loyal to them. He understood everything. Except the smile of us gods. That day he wept on my bed, he didn't weep from fear, but because the last voyage was imposed on him by fate, it was something he already knew. "So why do it?" he asked me, buckling his sword and walking toward the sea. I brought him the black lamb and, while his companions were weeping, he noticed a flight of swallows over the roof and said: "They're going away too. But they don't know what they're doing. You, lady, do know." Nothing else he said to you? Nothing else. Circe, why didn't you kill him? Ah, I'm really stupid. Sometimes I forget what we gods know. And then I'm happy as if I were a girl. As if all these things happened to the grown-ups, the Olympians, and happened like this, inexorably but absurdly, unforeseen. What I never foresee is in fact that I have foreseen, that I know each time what I'll do and say - and so what I do and say always becomes new, surprsing, like a game, like that chess game Odysseus taught me, all rules and regulations but so beautiful and unpredictable, with its pieces of ivory.
He was always telling me that that game is life. He said it's a way of conquering time. Too many things you remember about him. You didn't turn him into a pig or a wolf, you turned him into memory. The mortal man, Leucò, has nothing immortal but this. The memory that he carries and the memory he leaves behind. This is what names and words are. Confronted with memory even they smile, resigned. Circe, you too are saying words. I know my destiny, Leucò. Never fear. When I first met Clarice in college, I was completely sprung. She was smart, passionate, driven. The sweetest thing I'd ever met. You know the kind of woman I'm talking about, right? The got-your-back kind of woman? I did what a good man does when he finds the woman he's been dreaming about his whole life. I went all the way. For if one falls down, the other is there to pick him up. That's right. Even better is a cord of three strands because it is not easily broken. My brother, my sister, life is going to try to knock you down. Amen. And it's hard to keep the good in a good marriage when bad things happen. The two of you represents the first two strands. But God represents the third. And as long as you stay close to him your marriage will be a three-stranded cord this world can never break. -l love you.
-l love you. Congregation, Mr. and Mrs. David Johnson. On our wedding night it was just the two of us in a little slice of heaven. We didn't come up for air for two days. Together, we had goals and dreams. We were going places in this world. She was gonna be a real-estate rainmaker. I was gonna be a major-league ball player with hall-of-fame numbers, a big contract an entrepreneur, daddy. The big life. Till it all ended shattering my leg sliding into home plate during the final game of my rookie season. Yeah, that's how young love always starts out. Feels like the honeymoon will last forever. But like the bishop said life has a way of knocking the hell out of you. -Oh, hey, baby, sorry I'm late. -Hey, baby. There was this bumper-to-bumper traffic on the 5. -lt's okay. -But look at you. Look at you in my little favorite, sexy, big, grown-girl outfit. Oh, no, baby, I just touched my face up. Can't go there. All right. -This is it. -What's that? This new property I've been dying to show. I think I'm gonna get an offer on it soon. -When are you showing it? -Tonight. -Oh, baby, not tonight. -Why?
You know, I thought we could get a little quality time, you know? Oh, God, Dave, I would love to spend quality time. But, you know, my commissions pay for this house. And besides, these clients could pay for that new work truck we've been dying to get you. You think I want my big, strong, chocolate kiss driving around in that beat-up old thing? David, you're building a business, okay? And appearance is everything. It's about time we put the pro back in Dave's All Pro Building and Remodeling. Appearance is everything, that's what you said? I'm saying, you can't show up to someone's house talking about you're here to remodel and rebuild in that beat-up old rusty truck. -l happen to like that truck with rust. -lt's a bucket. -The rust, everything, I like that truck. -Okay, okay, okay. What about this weekend, you and I close ourselves in and try out that new Jacuzzi tub we bought? I like that idea. -But it has to be after Saturday. -Why? I'm meeting the boys and team on Saturday. -The boys? -But.... But after that- - After that, it can then be just you and me, and me and you. And then we could talk about little miniature you and mes. Oh, God, please. Don't press your luck. And there goes our quality time, so that's on you, brother. -Are you gonna hoop later? -Yeah, meet Brock and Tree about 7. Good, good, you know, because I feel a little extra around the middle section.
-You ain't feeling-- -Yes, I do, baby. I'm feeling a little spare tire. Get your hoops on tonight. -For-- For real, you feel-- -Yeah. -You don't- - You-- -l'll see you later, okay? Good morning. You've been holding out on me, Clarice. -What? -You didn't tell me you was taking Oprah and Stedman out to look at houses. Oh, hush, girl, that's Mr. and Mrs. Reid. He's a federal judge and she's a chichi art dealer. They're looking to get into a new zip code. Well, you are already Salesperson of the Year. How come you can't throw your girl charity and help me meet my quota for the month? Because, sister girl, that's not how I got to be Salesperson of the Year. When you live the life, you pay the price. And these bills are about to strangle me. What about Dave? Go make that money, girl. Sorry I asked. Hey, Eminem, Eminem, you wanna turn that down a little bit? Sorry, man. Give my neighbors a heart attack. You guys think I'm getting fat? -You what? -What did you say? Yeah, Reesie says it looks like I'm gaining weight.
If she's says it's your ass, yes. Yes, your ass did get bigger. Not looking at my ass, are you? If I am looking at your ass right now, I got good reason to. Since Vanessa got pregnant, she won't let me see her naked. So ass is an ass right now. I can't wait to play ball today. I'm giving everybody a good play. Speaking of big asses, how did that disposition thing go with your divorce attorney? -You mean, deposition, Tree? -Depo-- That's what I said. -Yeah, right. -What did I say? -You said disposition. -All right, I'm sorry, human thesaurus. -How did your deposition go? -Oh, man, it's ridiculous. I'm a dead man. Fiona's gonna try to take everything. My house, this car, half my salary. That is ridiculous, man. What, she gonna let you keep the big screen, though? Please tell me she not gonna take your big screen. -Oh, damn. -That-- Can we talk about something else? -You know, I will leave that alone. -Thank you. You over here worried about your weight, he's losing a TV. -All right, all right.
Come on. Let's go. -Come on, y'all. Damn. Keep away from him, keep away. Putting it up. -Oh, no. -Shake it off, babe. Don't bring that here. Don't bring that here. What was that? -Get off me. -What was that, man? Chill, yo. Darnell, what's wrong with--? Bringing in here street ball. You brought it in here. -That's what's wrong. -Check yourself. You ain't in the prison yard no more. -What? -You heard me. You don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what you're talking about. -Ball up top, ball up top. -Yeah, ball up top. -l got my integrity, boy. -Don't drop the soap. You ain't nothing like you used to be. I see how you are.
-Whatever. You-- l'm from the 'hood. -You not from the 'hood. -You ain't from the 'hood? -l know where l'm from. -You're acting like you're not. -Whatever. -You Starbucks soldier. -Don't drop the soap. Starbucks security. Get out of here with this bull-- Hey, watch out, Dave. Oh, that's it, huh? Game's over, huh? What are you...? Aren't you with him? Why are you still here? You're not on our side. Big, just bully for no reason. He's starting to shoot. He's shooting. Look at that view. Big garage there, lt's beautiful, solar-lit. Now, isn't this beautiful? Look at this open space. And what I love about this house for you, Judge Reid are the floor-to-ceiling built-ins in the study for all of your law books. And for you, Mrs. Reid, the east-facing front door. So feng shui. Feng what? It's Chinese, baby.
It means harmony. I assume the sellers are looking for full price. Well, we can ask, but I doubt they will be willing to come down. But there aren't many homes in this neighborhood with a garage big enough for your vintage-car collection. How did you know about my Corvettes? Oh, I make it my business to know the unique needs of all of my clients. I think I'd like to see how my chi flows... -...through the master bedroom. -Sure. I'll leave this with the judge. Wait until you see the bedroom balcony. The view is spectacular. Funk shwa. Don't know why Darnell needs to hate like that. Come on, man. I kind of thought we'd been over this, D. Yeah, it was 1 5 years ago. He needs to get over it. -Got three more. -You gotta look at it like this. -He feel he got dealt a bad hand. -Nobody forced him to sling that crack. Well, he just needs to realize that life isn't always fair, man. Believe me, I know. Come on, now, just what part of your magnificent life are you whining about now? What are you talking about, man? I'm getting screwed by the divorce lawyers. Well, B, you act like you don't know why. You getting screwed because you a hound. -l'm not a hound. -You get more tail than a public toilet. True, but with Fiona, I was always faithful.
I mean, I may have browsed, but I never bought. -You never bought? -l never bought. -Never bought? -Never. What about the Thai massages you like to get? All right, so what? I bought once or twice. See, that's your problem, man. Me, personally, I don't browse, I don't buy. I keep my eyes straight ahead. I'm focused. I don't see nothing else. I even turned in my player card. Yeah, man, I feel you. Clarice has radar. She can even see my eyes moving behind my sunglasses. You wanna know what I do, though? When I wake up, I just tell Vanessa sorry. I don't care if I did anything. I tell her sorry. I tell her sorry about 1 0 times a day. Why? Because if I do something, I already apologized. She has nothing to say. Makes her happy. And a happy wife equals what? A happy husband. That isn't living. That's just breathing.
Hey, I tell you what. I'm not the one losing my big screen. And why is the chair so low? Put it so I can use the machine, Brock. -Julie, Julie. That's my girl. -Who's that? -My girl, Julie. -Dave. And the guy at the front desk says she's single. So am I. Well, almost. Tell me why you walked over here. What are you even looking at? This is not our ballpark. We're focusing, Brock. Eyes on the prize. I got my eyes on the prize. Hey, looking good. Keep going. Keep pushing, Bryson. Don't quit. Keep pushing, buddy. Last half lap. Push to the end, Bryson. Finish strong, buddy. Kick it. Good. Good job, buddy. Great heat, baby.
How did that feel, Bryson? Good, I guess. Feel that good? New record. Remember to count your strokes so you know when you're near the wall. You see that scar? No accidents. -Sorry, coach, I forgot that time. -All right. Now, with the regional finals coming up, what would you say if I included your freestyle in the 400 medley? It's the 1 4-year-olds, but I want you to start steering toward the Junior Olympics for next year. I'll take that as a yes. -We're gonna get some pizza. -l'm so excited. -Mom, stop, it's embarrassing. -Why? I'm excited. You just cleaned the clocks of a bunch of high school freshmen. Baby, you awake? I am now. Are you drunk? No, I'm not drunk. -Just had a beer with the fellas. -That's nice. -You know what I was thinking? -What? I was thinking that we need to get back to the loving part of our marriage. I know what this is about. Trying to keep up with Tree and Vanessa. -No, I ain't trying to keep up--
-Yes, you are, yes, you are. I just look at you, and I just think that we could have some beautiful babies. David, how many times do we have to have this discussion? I'm not ready for babies. Would you move over? It's hot in here. I'm not ready for babies. I have a career, I have dreams, I have places I wanna go. -l do too. -A baby's just gonna get in the way. Besides, you're building a business, okay? You can't come home all hours of the night after drinking with your boys, and then expect to have sex like rabbits all night long. Oh, by the way, I need you home by 5:00 tomorrow for my awards ceremony. Yeah. Whatever. Like that rag on your head. That's why you're not getting any. There we go, get it. Keep your butt down. Keep your butt down. See the ball into the glove. You'll get it, Marcus. All right, here we go. Get in there. -There you go. -Good play, that's what I like to see. -That's what I like to see. -Yeah, boy, yeah, boy. Who's your daddy now, sucker? Please, cracker.
You looking like your white mama making that play. -What? -Hey, not today. Hey. Hey. -Just let go. -Go, fight, fight, fight. Get- - Hey, hey. -What--? -Come on, man. -Get your hands-- -Break it up. -Boy, you better get up. -Bring it in. -Get up. -Bring it in. Des, what's wrong with you, huh? How many times do I have to tell you? Nobody is gonna disrespect anybody on this team. You got that? Now, both of you look at me. What race am I? Black. Wrong. You know what Brother King said? He said I'm human first, then I'm black. There's only one race of people, and that's the human race. But there's two kinds of people, the good ones and bad ones. Now, Darius, look at Coach Brock.
What race is he? White. We're gonna have to work on that. Hit the bases. Let's go. What are you saying, man? Martin Luther King never said those words. No, that was Tyrone King. You know, he owns that barber shop down there on Florence. You're lying. I know Tyrone. He stutter. He don't even talk like that. Look, look, we got company, dude. Come on. You gotta get up out of here with that King Cobra. I ain't got to get up out of nowhere, man. I can come see my boy anywhere I want to. Not drunk on your ass, you can't. It's a bad influence on the boys and against league rules. Get out of here, man, come on. Oh, what, you gonna go get the police on me? Because of the rules, you gonna go get the police on me? All right, I ain't gonna cause no trouble. Darius, let's go. Coach said we gotta go. I ain't finished playing yet. What? Man, get your ass over here right now. I said it's time to go. -God.
-l'll drag your ass out of here. Get over here now. Who you talking to like that? Better not ever talk to me like that, boy. No wonder Darius has an attitude. With him as his father. Well, see, he's his daddy. He's a long way from being his father, man. Let's go. Here we go. Why you gotta make me quit the team? You better watch how you talk to me, boy, before I put my foot in your ass. But I wanna play ball like you did. Oh, now you're saying you wanna be like me? You really wanna be like me, then buck up. Do you see me out there? I ain't chasing after no empty dreams in no field wasting my damn time. I'm in the real world. You wanna come to the real world? Because the real world eats your ass and spits your ass out. Wake up. Stop dreaming. Did you really forget about my awards ceremony? I know, I just got carried away with the boys, baby, all right? -Give me five minutes. Five minutes. -You are so insensitive and selfish. Everything is about you and those damn boys. Do you have any idea how important this night is for me? How hard I've worked for us?
Or what an honor it is to be Salesperson of the Year? Look, I know it's a big night for you, okay? I'm sorry. I got a little caught up on the field, I apologize. Why do you waste your time with those boys? Clarice, don't start. Don't start. You know how important it is for me to be coaching kids. They're not gonna do nothing but end up in prison like their ghetto-pass-carrying daddies. I saw your lips moving, but it was your mother's nagging-ass voice-- You leave Mama out of this. You leave Mama out of this. All I know is if you spent half of the time at home you do with those boys, we wouldn't be having-- -Look, I said I was sorry. -Oh, whatever-- Clarice. Clarice, baby, you okay? -All right, what do you got for me? -BP is 85l55. -Resp. is 1 2 and falling. -Distal pulse is dropping. -We got a line in. -There's obvious abdominal edema. -Get the O.R. ready. -l'll call. -Come on, people, let's go. -Move. We will take care of her. -Someone needs to take care of that. -She needs me. -lt's hospital policy.
-All right, all right. -You're hurt, we'll take care of you. -l got it. Why don't you spend a few moments with her? She's still coming out of anesthesia. She's under a lot of pain medication. You got one tough cookie here. She told me I wasn't allowed to remove any of her body parts without her permission. That's my Reesie. Tough as nails. Can I speak to you outside for a minute? Mr. Johnson, this is a very severe injury. If she doesn't wanna park in the handicapped spot the rest of her life, she's gonna need months of physical therapy. You need to make her understand that. Okay. -Are you gonna be all right? -Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. How is she doing? Her leg was broke pretty bad. is she gonna be all right? Yeah. It could've been a lot worse, though. Yeah, it makes you count your blessings. You gonna be able to take over the team for a while? -Yeah, don't worry about it. -Yeah, yeah. We do most of the work anyway, right? Here, look, I got Clarice some flowers. She'll like these.
Yeah, I got you a bear. You got him a bear? Yes, I got him a bear. -You bought that for him? -Brock, yes, I brought him- - Yes. It's my money. Clarice Johnson. I'm looking for Clarice Johnson. -She's in Recovery, right there. -Thank you. Dave, Dave. Okay, okay, what--? Just tell me what happened. She's okay, all right? -Now, she had to have surgery-- -Surgery. -Why didn't you call me sooner? -Everything was happening so fast. I wasn't thinking straight. It looks like you had time to call everybody else. Where is she? -We're gonna go. -We're gonna go. -Nice to see you. -What happened? -Okay, where is she? -Okay, it was an accident, all right? Somebody ran a red light and hit us. It just came from nowhere.
You know what? I don't wanna hear that. She called me when she was at home waiting for you. Now, if you hadn't been late coaching those kids you would've paid more attention. You wouldn't have been in a hurry. This is your fault, Dave. This is your fault. Now, where is she? Two-fifteen. Once, I heard a radio host ask the question: "Why do bad things happen to good people?" During Clarice's weeks in the hospital we asked that question a lot. I tried to be there for her in every way a husband should. But it just seemed like it was never enough. And when we came home the reality that everything had changed began to sink in. -We gonna get you through this. -We? We aren't the ones with their leg twisted up like a damn pretzel. Got everything in the house already taken care of for you. We got about a week's worth of meals in the freezer. When we get inside.... -You all right? -Yeah. When we get inside, I'm gonna warm you up a hot little plate. -Oh, boy. -And get some food. I got you. -l've moved in. -Mama. Hey, baby. Well, don't just stand there.
Bring her on in. Look, I appreciate your concern and all that, but I got this, okay? I'm capable of taking care of my wife, and I got-- l got you, baby, okay? Dave, I figured I was gonna have to break this down to you. Now, if things was jiggy as all that I wouldn't have to be here now, would I? -Okay. -Like I said, bring her on in here. -Come on. -l'm so glad you're here, Mama. I'm here, baby. -Dave. -See that? -That's what I'm talking about. -l got it. -Be careful with her. -l got it. So rough. -She already had one accident. -Now you gonna break my other foot. I know, that's what I'm talking about. The only way you're gonna get Mama out of the house is to get Clarice back on her feet. The doctor told me she wants me to get Clarice into physical therapy. Oh, you know--? Remember that girl I had my eye on? -Which girl? -No, the girl- lt's the girl over at the pool, Julie. -Oh, okay, I do. Word around the club is she's one of the top therapists. You should give her a call. See if she makes house calls.
-There you go. -And then, you know, let me know. You know what D's problem is? He hasn't learned from the lessons I've learned from. I try to tell you things, but you do not listen, man. The other night, Vanessa's taking a bubble bath. She's in the tub, looking good. Normally, that's my green light to go in there and do what I'm supposed to do. So I go in there, to get a little cuddly with her, and she shoved me off. Like, pushed me. She's bigger than me, you know that. So when she pushed me, I fell back. And she was like, you know, "Get away, you stinky man." Now, what I need to know-- Not wanna know. What I need to know, am I a stinky man? Seriously, like, do I smell? Am I the friend that stink and y'all don't tell me, because we close? -Do I have stinky breath? -l don't know. -Do I have stinky breath? -l don't know. -Tell me. Smell my breath. -l'm not gonna. -Smell my breath. -l'm not gonna smell-- You're gonna smell my breath. -l figured that. -l'm telling you, man. Even after everything Fiona and I have been through, I still miss her.
-Are you serious? -lt's something about the way she.... She crosses those legs and she just bounces those high heels up and down. My thing is when I just get home Reesie's just getting out the shower. She puts on one of my little old tank tops. Starts painting her toenails. You know what I like? I like it.... l like it when Vanessa has me rub this skin cream on her back. She's got bad eczema. Big bumps on her back. And it needs to be moisturized. And I do it. I do it. It's a little rocky moisturizing roll on her back, but I don't mind. Because that's what she has me do, you know. -Years I've been doing that. -Tree. -Are you crying? -What? -Are you crying? No, look at me. -Come on, I'm enjoying myself, right? -You are crying. -l'm not crying, man. It's not even tears, man. I feel like these women got us in a beam, so we-- They got us in one of them Star Wars contractor-beam things. It's pulling us in. You know what I'm talking about? It's like we couldn't escape that beam if we wanted to, you know.
It's like you want to, but you love it. You love it so much that you can't. You can't escape it. It's an interesting way of putting it, Star Wars. -That's what you said, Star Wars? -Star Wars, man, it's a beam. It's a beam, it's like a light. They shine it at you. It mess with your body, your nerves and stuff, and you can't move. You just gotta allow yourself to get pulled in. And I'm getting pulled in. You need to get pulled in and you need to get pulled in. Accept it, man. Accept your life. -l accept mine. -No, no, no. -You're right, I probably had enough. -Yeah. I probably had too many. -Oh, no, honey, we're not buying-- -l got this, I got this. I hope I have the right address. I'm Julie Sawyer. You called for an in-home physical therapist? -Yeah, that's right. -Okay. -Dave Johnson, come on in. -Nice to meet you. Reesie, this is the physical therapist I was telling you about. Please have a seat. This is Miss Sawyer.
And I'm Mrs. Clark, her mother. How do you do? Mrs. Johnson? Look, Mrs. Johnson, I know after all you've been through the last thing you want is a stranger in your life, so.... How about we get to know each other--? I'm not looking for anyone to psychoanalyze me either. Okay, well, that's good, because that's not why I'm here. But, you know, to be honest talking about how you're feeling emotionally can help me design a better plan to get you on-- How I feel. Lord Jesus, where did y'all find her? How I feel? You wanna know how I feel? I feel like Humpty Dumpty, that's how I feel. Clarice, you need to calm down. Let this woman do her job. Now, you do know what you're doing, right? Yes, ma'am. Mrs. Johnson, I understand. So why don't I just come back tomorrow, and we'll begin then? Bingo, that's a great place to start. How about you come back never? What about that? -That works for me. -Okay, no, we're gonna do this today. And you're gonna calm down. You stop acting like this. Come on now. Just leave me alone, okay? Just leave me alone. Just....
The bishop used to tell a story about Adam and Eve. When God made Adam, he instructed him to do three things: -Work, cultivate, protect. -Two, three, down. -That's great. -Oh, my God, that's incredible, okay. What we're gonna do today is have a little fun. Down through history, men have been measured by how hard they've worked and cultivated by how well they've protected their wives and children. Down, three, two, one. Up again. Up, one, two, three, hold. In the old days women saw their men as conquerors, providers, heroes. But somewhere along the line, that changed. Push, push. Women started becoming their own heroes. Okay, how's this there? Maybe it was because their men forgot how to be heroic. Or because women didn't wanna be protected anymore. Or maybe women had to be their own heroes because of the pain they had to endure in life. Look, he's handsome. -Bryson. -Bryson. He's so handsome. But whatever the cause the world took away a man's reasons for being a man. They told him he wasn't important anymore. And when that happened it turned the whole world upside-down. -l don't know how to thank you. -You don't need to. You really don't. You know what you can do?
You could write a letter to my boss at the clinic saying you've never met a skilled or more professional therapist. I wanna thank you too, Julie. Look at her. She's doing extremely well. Yes, you are truly gifted at what you do. Thank you. -Okay, I'll see you Monday? -Yeah. -Okay, great. -Get home safely, okay? -l will. -Take care. -Enjoy your evening, okay? -l will. -Hey, baby. -Hey, what's up? Not much. No, no, no, don't worry. It does it all the time. It's probably just the battery. I'll be fine. -lt sounds more than just the battery. -No, no, please go on inside, go on. Nonsense, you can't be late for your son. -Dave will run you home. -Good. -No, it's my hoop night. -Hoops night? I ain't gonna miss my night. I can call her a tow truck.
Miss your hoops, are you insane? You're missing the point here. This woman saved your wife's life. -He can miss his hoops. -Okay, I don't wanna put anyone out. -lt'll make me feel worse, please. -Little girl, little girl. Get your ass in this car. Let me ask a question. I have a friend who has actually been wanting to ask you out on a date. -Me? -Yeah, you. But he's in a complicated situation. Oh, God, no, don't tell me. He's recently broken up or getting divorced or lives with his mother? Getting divorced. No, I appreciate that, but I think I'll pass. Single mothers don't have a lot of options but I don't really need to be his rebound relationship. If it's all the same. So how long has he been swimming? Oh, as soon as I could get him in the water. He loves it. -Hey, Bry. -Hi, Mom. This is Dave. His wife's my patient. -Remember, the ones in the accident? -Right. -How do you do, sir? -How's it going?
My car broke down again, but Dave offered to give us a ride. Cool. So you like baseball, Bryson? Well, I've always wanted to try it. But Mom throws like a girl. Watch it. Well, I coach a team over at East Side Field and if you want, you could stop by some time and I could show you a few pointers. -Really? -Yeah. That would be totally sick. Oh, ours is.... The street up there. The minute I get in the house, I'll call for a tow for that car. You don't have to do that. I know a mechanic that owes me a favor so I'll have him take a look at it. Clarice and I owe you. -Are you sure? -Yeah, no problem. Thank you. All right. -All right. -Lord, yes. Oh, yeah. -All right. -Praise the Lord. -Hallelujah. -Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Jesus called out to the multitudes. -He said, "Come to me.
-Come. -All who are weary, come to me. -Come to me. -And I will give you rest." -Yes, he will. He said, "l will give you rest if you come to me." Amen. So today, I want you to stand up and come down to the altar. Come down. I always felt church is like a hospital. It's where sick people go to get well. Anybody out there that needs praying for today. Or maybe you just need just a little encouragement. Jesus said.... Whenever I went to church, I felt hope. Come on, come to me. -Yes. -Amen. Glory, hallelujah. Girl, when I saw you, hey, I almost went in. I said my D was looking like Miss America... -...up in here. -Stop it. I hope this don't mean you're about to come back to work and I gotta start fighting you for clients. -Well.... -Oh, you know, I meant to tell you. Mr. Hastings forced me to take some of your clients while you were gone. Girl, don't worry about that. -l would do the same thing to you. -Okay.
But you better bring your boxing gloves to work. Girl, I can't fight. I just got my nails done. You crazy, come here, girl. It was really good to see you folks in church today. Well, with what we've been through, it's good to be seen. The Lord's been good, bishop. Clarice has got her trainer, has her walking again and Dave's been a real trouper. No, no, you have. We are here for you, 2 4l7. Even if you just wanna come in and talk. -Come here. -lt is so good to see you. -You too, love you. -l love you too, girl. -Okay. -See you tomorrow. You better bring your gloves. I'm glad it ain't a street fight because you know I don't wanna get my face scratched up. Hey, baby, how you doing? -Okay, take care of my girl. -Todd, let's go. Come on, now, you know I'm hungry. I got to get to brunch. You're walking all slow. It's sickening, man. He really disgusts me, dude. -Hi, Julie. -Yes? I'm Brock Houseman.
I'm a friend of Dave Johnson's. Yeah, I.... Has he mentioned me at all? Yeah- - No, well.... Bet you $ 1 0, he's gonna take all the credit for fixing the car. You fixed my car? I don't know what to say. -No, don't. -Thank you. No, you don't understand. Don't say anything. lt's my pleasure. Why are we even here? Tell me why we're here. We're part of the problem, man. -No, we're accomplices. -No, we're not, you are. -All right. -You drove, I'm not a part of this. -Look at him. -Look, look, look. What? Why are you so happy? -What? -Nothing, nothing at all, Satan. Satan? Hey, hey, l-- l can't help it. I am not ashamed. -Get in the back. -l have no problem getting in the back. Better not tell Vanessa I was here.
So I think you can see how a retail space in this neighborhood can be a home run. Well, I like what I see, Clarice. -lt's actually quite impressive, really. -Yeah, it has lots of potential. Excuse me, who will be taking the check? -We will. Sure? -No, no, no, I got it. -Please, I insist. -No, l- l insist. -No, I got it. -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm positive. Go ahead, Dave. -Thank you very much. -You're so welcome. It's nice to see you back up on your feet now. It is so good to be back. I can only imagine. Dave, tell me, I'm interested in getting your perspective. What's it like to have a wife who is as progressive as Clarice? Well, you know, anything Clarice puts her mind to is gonna be successful, so you guys are in good hands. Oh, impressive. As a general contractor, I thought you might be able to weigh in and share your perspectives from a professional level on the architectural flow chart that she's presented to us today. Well, see, with this particular project, my approach.... l mean, I would approach it in a way that.... Actually, the projects I work on are a little bit smaller. -About 3000 to 5000 square feet. -Dave, Dave, don't be so-- He's just being modest.
David owns a very lucrative construction company. -Really? -Yes, sweetheart. I was just letting them know that the projects I normally-- You don't have to let everybody know everything. lt's okay. -We're looking to get into-- -l was just telling the man-- -Don't tell the man everything. -Maybe we could work together. You might be able to be the general contractor, do the finish-out work. -Yeah. -Perfect, I think that's a great idea. Excuse me, sir, I'm sorry, but your card has been declined. You know what? It's gotta be a mistake. -We'll take care of it. -No, no, no, I can-- Let me give you another credit card. Did I bring it with me? I brought the American Express. -Do I have it? -Think you got it. -Clarice, please. -No, I can do it. I'll handle this. Thank you. Thank you. Nice music. Oh, and the food.... l've never been so humiliated in all of my life. -You realize how you made me look?
-How I made you look? Well, if I embarrassed you in front of Mr. Big-Time-Development-Head that's too damn bad. Think twice before you open your big-ass mouth talking about-- Big-ass-- lt is irresponsible of you to be over your limit on your credit card. Do you mean to tell me you don't have $200? -l'm done. -While you was recuperating I was the only one bringing money up into this house. I was the one paying bills. Overextended? It's because of you. -This mortgage's about to bankrupt us. -Oh, please, don't be so dramatic. This mortgage is not going to bankrupt us. And as soon as I clean up this little mess you made we will be fine. We're gonna take the insurance money, put it down on an Escalade. I just let you talk me into buying a 300. We ain't buying no Escalade. My clients don't ride in anything but an Escalade, okay? -They're gonna be walking, then. -Hey, hey, hey, settle down. I can hear y'all all the way upstairs. And if I can hear you, the whole neighborhood can hear you. And you know what, Dave? I've been waiting to tell you this for a long time. Maybe if you stop spending so much time with them little gangsters-in-training down there and spend more time in this house handling your business you wouldn't be having this argument right now. You better stop talking about my boys like that. Now, look, I said what I got to say. You know what, Mama? I got this, I got this. David, I have worked too hard to get us to where we are and hell will freeze over before I let you take us backward--
-Know what you need to work on? -What? Work on not being in a fantasyland, trying to be somebody that you not. Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute. -Don't talk to my daughter like that. -That's my wife. -l'll talk to her any way I want. -Don't talk to my mother like that. Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? I'm out of here. -Wait a minute, Dave-- -Hey, don't you dare run after him. Sometimes when you don't know where to turn you got to turn to what you know. I knew my chair, my records, my music. Only problem is, when the song is over you're right back where you started. I'm telling you, I don't know how much longer I can put up with all this drama. Then why don't you just try to sit Clarice down and talk it all through? I could talk all day long. I think her and her mother are missing the listening gene. Brock Houseman. Yes, ma'am, thanks for calling me back. Look, I was hoping we could talk about-- ls that right? No, no, I understand. I'm just sorry to hear that. I will let him know. Okay, bye. Darius' mom. She said Darnell still won't let the boy back on the team. What's he trying to do?
Guarantee his son ends up like him? -What's Julie doing here? -l never thought they'd show up. Well, I'm glad she did. I'm feeling a little leg cramp. -Maybe she could rub it out. -See, there you go. -All right, this is Bryson. -Hey, Bryson. -He's gonna be having fun with us. -Oh, what's cracking, y'all? Somebody be watching too much BET. -All right, come on. -That's enough. Hit the field, let's go. -Nice swing. -That's okay, Bryson. Keep your eye on the ball, give me a swing, make contact. You got it. Here we go. Yo, coach, my little sister could hit that pitch and she's blind in one eye. Oh, come on, my grandma can hit that. -Bryson, come here. -My goodness, you suck. Get off the field, man. Listen, it's okay, all right? I don't want you to listen to any of that. -You hear me? -Yeah. Now, I want you to go back up there.
I want it just to be you and the ball. -Okay. -You got that? -Let's go, buddy, here we go. -Okay. -Let's go, come on. -Here we go. See that? Good job, Bryson, good job. Nice hit, dog. Good job, Bryson. Good job. Hey, Julie, I wanted to give you my contact info. You know, just in case Bryson ever wants to come back to practice again. -Or when your car breaks down. -Thanks. Or dinner. -Dinner, okay. -Okay, no. -Coffee, doesn't have to be dinner. -No, it's not that. It's just I probably should just stop you right there. I feel like I've dated you before. No, no, no, I would have remembered that. No, not you, your type, and I.... l get it, okay. You just wanna cut past the foreplay. -lt's okay. -Okay, I guess, l-- No, I know what you mean.
No offense, because I really appreciate you fixing my car. But I just don't have the time or the energy. You know, dating's not my thing. My kid's my thing. So if I were to get into a relationship it would have to be with someone who could be a potential husband and a father to my son, and I'm pretty sure that's not your thing. No, I.... -Well, I could do that. -You could? -Sure. -Okay. Bryson, grab your bag. We gotta go. Okay. You're not gonna stalk me now, are you? -Not unless you want me to. -l think I'll take a pass on that. I'm really glad we had this conversation. Cleared everything up. Call me, okay? -Good job out there today. -Bye, thanks, coach. She will not leave me alone. -l'm telling you, she wants me. -Yeah, I could see it all over her face. -Can you? -Yeah. Really? I don't know what I'm gonna do. College boy, what the hell you want? Got a beef with me, let's do it.
Don't kill your son's future because of it. What I do with my son, that's my business. I'm making it my business. Knock that victim chip off your shoulder. Or Darius is gonna end up just like you. Your punk ass would know all about that too. When are you gonna stop blaming the world for punching my college ticket? Didn't nobody force you to sling that crack. What I do with my son, it's my son, it's my business. Well, give your son an opportunity. Hey, and the next time you come up here you better come up here strapped. Talking that beef garbage. Carmen, I've been looking for two days for you. For two days, Carmencita. I inquired at the factory, and you were absent. Why do we have to watch this? Can't we watch something else? Girl, shut up, you know we ain't changing this channel. Hello? Yeah, hold on a second. To the magi- - Magistrate. To the magistrate? He'll send me to prison. I can't go to prison. It's just he died in the prison. And I had no money to survive-- Coach, hey, can you come to my swim meet Saturday so I can show you my stuff? It would have to be in the afternoon. We have a game in the morning.
Okay, cool, I'll see you at the pool. Give me that phone. I'm so sorry, honestly, and if it's too much pressure-- No, no, look, it's no problem. Tell him I'll be there. Oh, I know. Believe me, I know. -Are you seeing this? -What? Since when he gotta go outside to answer a phone call? I'm not afraid of hard work. I'm a good, honest, working girl. But who would take care of me--? Honey, I spent too many years with your raggedy-ass daddy to know when something's wrong. See this? These movies had romance. Good movies, good writing. I'm ready to go now, soldier. Please take me away from here. -This scares me, David. -What? This. The silence between us. I was thinking, with our anniversary coming up maybe we should just get away for the weekend, you know? Because I know it's been stressful since the accident, I know. It's been a lot longer than that. Okay, that's fair. I've never felt some of the feelings I'm feeling and I just don't know how to deal with them. I guess what scares me the most is you pulling away like this because it's not like you, David. Can we talk to someone about it, please?
If that's what you want. Since the accident, I know I've been a little difficult to get along with. I know that. And I've been depressed, you know? And that should be understandable. I'm getting over a major injury. But David's pulling away and I don't know why. l-- l feel like he's doing it on purpose. Like I've done something. Like he's paying me back for something I don't even know I've done. And then he spends all of his time with these boys, this Little League team. And that's time he could be spending with me at home. Working on our marriage. Dave, what do you wanna say to Clarice right now? I mean, what's the point? You heard her. She has everything figured out, so.... You see what I mean? This attitude is-- lt makes my skin crawl because that's not us, bishop. We used to talk things through. We talked about everything-- No, no, we never used to talk about everything, okay? You used to do all the talking. I used to sit, listen to her and her mother cackle. Cac- - He has no respect for my mother. -Let's just-- -Mama loves you. No, no, she doesn't love me, she tolerates me. Because she loves you.
But I'm cool with that. -Can't believe you just sit up in this-- -Dave, Clarice. Why do you say that, Dave? Well, the truth of the matter, bishop is that I feel like I'm just visiting this marriage. See? See? I mean, nothing I ever do, nothing I ever say is ever enough. -Oh, God. -That's honest. -Please, that's David being dramatic. -Clarice. -You should get an award for that one. -Clarice. What irks you about Dave coaching those Little Leaguers? He's never home, bishop. You know? He's always with them. He's always with those boys. That's all he cares about. You mean like what a father would like to do if he had a son? Maybe. -But he knows we can't afford children. -No, we can afford kids, okay? If someone didn't live beyond their means, we could afford kids. Please, David. Look at us, look at us. Trying to fix our marriage. Do you really think a baby is gonna help? -l used to.
-That's enough. Are you finished? Do the two of you remember how I told you on your wedding day how hard life can be? Well, that three-stranded cord I wrapped around your shoulders that day, will always be there. Unless, of course, you've chosen to remove it. Does that feel good? Dave. Are you okay? You were moaning. Yeah, I was.... l'm gonna get a drink of water. I guess that makes it ours. -Yes. -Oh, I love it, Clarice. And you managed to keep it alive while we made up our minds. Well, actually it was Michelle here who kept it alive and that's why she's gonna share in the commission. -Well, thank you. -Okay. -l've got to get to the courthouse. -No, you don't. You first have to see new tile samples for the master bathroom. I got a full caseload. Court won't wait for me. The tile samples. Yes. Yes. Okay, Clarice, what's wrong? We just closed one of the biggest deals of your life and you walking around like somebody stole your bike. -What's going on? -Nothing.
-l'm fine. -Nothing, yes, it is. Tell me, come on now. This is me, tell it. It's-- l'm just having one of those days, okay? Just.... Do not make me go Oprah on you, because I will. I think David's having an affair. -What? -Yes. Oh, honey, are you sure? Yes, Michelle. I can see it in his eyes. It's always in the eyes, ain't it? And it's my physical therapist. What? That skinny little white thing? -lt's Julie Sawyer. -Okay. Oh, girl. What? You got to go over there and open up a good old can of soul-sister power on her narrow behind. I can't do that. I don't have any real proof. We got to go over there and snatch her. Michelle, I can't do that. Snatch her by her hair and squeeze until that heifer tell us everything we wanna know, okay? You want me to do it? Look at me, look at me. Don't go all Waiting to Exhale on me.
Dave is too good a man for you to lose. And you don't want to do something all crazy that you can't take back. Now, you take that from me. I know. Don't tell me Todd is cheating too. I did the cheating. -What? -l know. Don't look at me like that, I know. How--? How was he able to forgive you? It was not easy, okay? It took a long time. But he forgave me, after all that. And I will never sacrifice his heart like that again. Yeah, well, that's good for you guys but I just don't think I have it in me to do that. Yes, you do. Now, are you sure you don't want me to go snatch the white girl? Why are you so crazy? I'm just saying. It'll make you feel better. -No, it'll make you feel better. -Yes, yes, it will make me feel better. Oh, my friend. -l am so sorry. -Me too. Maybe we should snatch Dave too. Just do a drive-by snatching, and snatch everybody. You can do it. -lt's all right. -Way to go for it.

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