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What a bad choice in picking a place.
I asked you nicely to come out and meet, so can't you just go along?
It's cold!
Let's go inside somewhere in the meantime.
- Follow me!
- Where are we going?
You want to drag me somewhere, getting me in trouble again, aren't you?
Hey!
Where are you going?
It's fun and warm right?
The drinks are free here!
It wasn't made for a cheap customer like you.
The company's owner is lacking in good customer service.
I'm worried about the future of your company.
Hey, what's that?
This?
It's nothing.
Give it to me!
This is...
These are ones I messed up making it for someone else.
It doesn't look good, right?
But it tastes good.
I'm going to try one.
Hey!
They're all mine, don't touch it!
Yes, you've all waited long for this!
It is time for the Valentine's Day event!
We are starting right now!
Will all participants, please come forward now!
Yes, they must have been anticipating it, everyone is running forward!
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Here is the prize, we're giving away today!
Last call, last couple!
Here are they.
The economy must be really bad these days.
Many of you are coming forward as soon as we announced it.
When I call to you, please shout "Fighting".
- Number 1.
- Fighting!
- Number 2.
- Fighting!
- Number 3.
- Fighting!
- Number 4.
- Fighting!
- Number 5.
- Fighting!
- Number 6.
- Fighting!
- Number 7.
- Fighting!
- Number 8.
- Fighting!
- Number 9.
- Fighting!
The rules are simple.
Please put down your bags and purses first.
Either man or woman is OK.
Whichever couple can hold onto your partner the longest, will be the winner.
Looks like all our couples are ready!
Get Ready!
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One!
Two!
Three!
Yes, please begin to carry your partner!
This guy here, you need to bend down.
You're so stiff.
Your hair is all wavy.
Gently.
Hang on.
Yes, that's right!
As you hang on...
Ah oh my!
Just lie down already!
Couple 1 is out!
Only been 2 seconds and your face already turn red!
Now, let's start the game for real.
Wow, looking good.
Hey there, you lose.
Come out.
Uh, you lose.
Don't lift your foot until I say so.
This couple is down.
57 minutes have passed.
Two teams are left!
Who do you think will win?
How long do you think you can last?
We will last till the very end!
I see.
And how long do you think you will last?
Till we win.
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Until it's done?
Can you say how long you can last again?
- Till we win!
- Wow, good.
The young man is very determined.
So let's ask for an encouraging message from the girlfriend.
Ah, I see.
No message, but just that you feel good!
Hey, Dry Cleaner.
This is really embarrassing.
If they find out the president's son is doing this, it'll be a scandal on the news tomorrow.
Hey, be quiet.
You'll lose your strength!
If you need a cell phone, then tell me.
I'll buy you one!
My goal is to get it with my own ability.
It isn't your ability, but mine!
With our last two teams.
Why don't we have them do a squat.
Up and down!
Up and down!
Up and down!
Up and down!
Beads of sweat are forming on the young man's forehead.
Wow, very impressive.
The last team, who shall it be?
We're anticipating...
Oh!
Oh my, finally she's fallen off!
Finally, we have a winner!
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Wow!
I knew this team would win from the start.
When they join in.
How do you feel?
I feel very happy about it!
I get a cell phone now!
Congratulations!
Please give them a round of applause!
Congratulations.
Good job!
Let go.
Let go!
Let go, I can walk by myself!
Ga Eul, why are you here?
That is...
I just...
She must've come here to give you some chocolate.
Is today Valentine's Day?
Miss, your nose is red!
You must've waited a long time!
Ga Eul, why don't you have some tea before you go.
No, it's OK!
Don't be like that and come inside.
I'll go prepare some tea.
Leave yours over there, too.
I'll leave first.
Let go of me, please.
This is why I dislike innocence like you.
Ga Eul, listen carefully to what I have to say.
Acting is just acting.
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If you take it seriously, then we have a problem.
I'll hang on to this until Ga Eul meet the one destined for you.
Thanks!
Anybody called for a substitute driver?
How did you know I was here?
Like I said, I came because someone called for a driver.
Huh?
Jun Pyo called me.
Thank you.
I'm going.
Geum Jan Di.
If something ever happens, will you tell me?
Like what kind of happening?
Well, I hope you don't have to.
But...
Hopefully nothing does happen.
It's not like Gu Jun Pyo and I are serious or anything.
Drive safely.
Geum Jan Di.
Don't worry about me!
Are you taking the helmet with you?
Huh?
I was just going to give it back to you!
Here.
Goodbye.
Her father's a dry cleaner?
Mother's working at a public bath?
Yes, that is correct.
How did a girl like that get into Shinhwa High School?
Does that make sense?
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Who's responsible for this?
You were the one who admitted her.
What did you say?
Do you know why the media is dangerous?
Because they are ignorant!
Once they bite into something, they won't let go.
Can't get through to them by common sense or sound judgment.
I have to bring in one of their own to calm them down.
Why didn't you tell me about this earlier.
I thought the Young Master was just bullying the Young Miss as usual.
Young Miss!
Who is a Young Miss here?
I apologize.
The Young Master would like to...
Don't bother that girl.
- What did you say?
- I said don't bother her!
I don't know what your talking about right now.
Ah!
Are you talking about the girl we saw at the mall?
Do you think your mother is a person of leisure?
In my position, I have no time to be concern about such trivial stuff.
The First Lady of Shinhwa Group!
If you say so, that's fine.
Get ready to leave.
I understand.
Like a ghost, I tell you.
You, where did you get that?
Don't know.
Where do you think I got it?
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Hey!
Don't eat that!
Ji Hoo.
Why do I feel uneasy?
I feel like something is going to happen to her.
What scares me most, is that something bad could happen to her and I won't know it.
Don't worry,
Geum Jan Di, you know she's not a weakling.
Don't be afraid either.
Behind you, there will always be us.
The president of world class hotel chain La Vindor,
Mrs. Kang Hee Soo has been elected as the president of the International Hotel Association.
Can you share your thoughts?
Until I become the best, I will never be satisfied.
Oh my, who is that?
Is that Jun Pyo's mother?
Shinhwa Group is definitely different, just as I'd thought.
Just look at that charisma.
What a heroine, a heroine.
Until I become the best, I will never be satisfied.
How is it?
Was it alike?
We can be relatives through marriage.
- There might be a chance where I'll be like her.
- Just a little alike.
A little?
Is there somebody here?
- Older brother Jun Pyo?
- Young Master Jun Pyo?
Jun Pyo Son-in-law?
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Older brother Jun Pyo?
She looks like someone I've seen before.
Just a minute ago, that woman on the TV news broadcast...
Until I become the best, I will never be...
Madame President!
Is somebody here?
You must be surprised because I came over to meet you so suddenly.
No, not at all.
Young Master Jun Pyo...
No,
Ah, thanks to your son, so we're used to it.
Jun Pyo has been here before?
Yes of course.
He didn't just come over.
He also spent the night here, made Kim Jang, went to the bath...
I'll get straight to the point.
You're a busy person, so of course you should do that.
I believe that once a person is born, there is a separate world that each person must deal with.
Jun Pyo is a child who must endure, not only in the Republic of Korea nor in Asia, but the whole entire world.
Of course.
Because Shinhwa Group is global!
And as a mother, I will do everything in my power to ensure my son will be up to the task.
And in my duty as a mother.
Yes, of course you should.
If you were to raise Jan Di well...
Yes, as a mother as well, I will try my hardest to raise Jan Di as a good match for Jun Pyo...
That's not what I meant.
But I am talking about the grass at a golf course.
Excuse me?
Do you know what is most important when trying to grow good grass?
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Food?
It's getting rid of the weeds.
It is very important to pull out by the roots to get rid of the nasty weeds, so it does not survive and grow together with the grass.
By that, you mean...?
So are you saying our Jan Di is a weed?
It is a relief that you understand my meaning.
Normally, you spray strong pesticide first to get rid of the weeds, but this time...
Section Chief Jung.
Yes, President.
300millionwon=$220K
It is 300 million won.
Hundred million?
Hundred million...
Hundred million?
If you need more, I can give it to you.
Because it is also our fault for not raising our children properly.
- Chief Jung
- Yes.
[I pledge on February 2, 2009 that I will end my relationship with Gu Jun Pyo.
And I will not meet him than otherwise stated.]
It is a contract stating that you won't meet Young Master Jun Pyo ever again.
All you need to do is sign.
Excuse me.
Honey!
Mom!
Get out right now!
You just made a big mistake.
Whether it be a big mistake or a small one,
It's better than calling someone's child a weed in front of her parents.
Get out right now!
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Can't you hear me?
Kang San, what are you doing?
Call the police immediately.
What are you doing, honey?
Throw that money bag away right this instant!
Alright.
You won't regret it?
I'm not generous enough to offer it twice.
Meeting a woman like you twice is what I'm going to refuse.
Let's go.
Mom...
Honey.
Where did you get all that courage?
Mom, I was so moved.
I've never been more proud of you like tonight.
Your pride is more important than money.
How can you just sell it off with...
What are you talking about?
How can pride be more important than your money?
Of course your money is more important.
In a capitalist society, first is money, second is money, and third is money as well.
Pride my ass.
Honey.
Then why did you do that before?
That woman was telling us to get lost for just 300 million won.
Is she joking with someone?
Even a three year old in the Republic of Korea knows Shinhwa Group, and they're just giving us 300 million?
Then?
Imagine you do end up marrying to Young Master Jun Pyo.
No matter how much longer that woman lives, is she going to live 1,000 years or 10,000 years?
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Then the whole fortune would go to her son, and all that becomes yours.
How dare she offer just 300 million?
Mom.
What?
You get a grip of yourself.
Our goal is Shinhwa Distribution, Shinhwa Airlines,
Shinhwa Electronics, Cement, and Automobiles!
What else is there?
- La Vindor.
- Of Course!
Make that hotel yours too.
Mom.
What?
Who knows, 20 years later you'll be in the news!
"There is no such thing as satisfaction until you become the greatest."
Yeah, that line!
Leave it to my mom!
Honey.
I really didn't know you had such depth.
It's enough that you know now.
Do you know what is most important when trying to grow good grass?
It is getting rid of the weeds.
It is very important to pull out by the roots to get rid of the nasty weeds, so it does not survive and grow together with the grass.
Do you have concert tickets?
What are you doing here so late?
What about you?
What are you doing here so late?
I didn't hear that swimming has changed to a Winter Olympics sport now.
I just...
Because you were frustrated?
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If you don't have tickets, why don't you at least turn the pages for me?
I won't wear it home today.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Just...
Because I'm amazed.
At what?
That whenever an alarm rings in my heart,
Sunbae always appears in front of me.
An alarm?
Like when there's a fire?
Yes.
Then let me do it.
Do what?
Geum Jan Di's famous firefighter.
I'm indebted to you today again.
Go safely.
[Pick up the phone!
]
Yeah, Mom.
What is it?
Don't cry and tell me slowly so that I can understand.
What?
Why are they suddenly telling you to close up the dry cleaners business?
The owner's son, who has been without a job for 7 years, will be hired at Shinhwa Electronics.
Realtor President Yoo said no one will lease us the space in this area.
If she had something against us, she should have just talk to us personally.
But how can she stab us in the back so cruelly taking away the means of our livelihood and survival?
She did come and talk to us.
But you poured salt all over her and chased her out.
So what are you going to do?
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What do you want me to do?
What will our family of four going to do to eat and live?
- What is this?
- This is our first day, so our future depends on how well we do.
What are you going to do?
Start!
We have hot coffee!
Hot coffee!
Coffee!
Dad!
Squid!
Dried squid!
What is that?
Shout it loudly like you normally do.
Squid has arrived!
Make your expression brighter.
Fresh squid on a crowded highway!
- I'll do it.
- Jan Di.
Rice crackers!
Rice crackers!
Rice crackers are here!
Rice crackers!
- Go up to the driver and make him roll down the windows.
- You have to say how much they are.
- You have to say how much they are.
- You can just tell them when they ask.
Quickly, let's do a fighting.
Aja aja fighting!
Squid is here!
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Rice crackers!
It's 3,000 Won!
Rice crackers are 2,000 won.
2,000 Won!
2,000 Won!
Rice crackers are here..
Rice crackers...
Mom, what are you doing?
Rice crackers?
Coming!
Rice, rice crackers...
Mom, I can't hear anything!
Give it to me.
Rice crackers!
Rice!
Rice!
Rice crackers!
Do it.
Rice crackers... rice, rice, rice.
Do it a bit louder.
Rice crackers!
Rice!
Rice!
Rice!
I got it.
Ahjumma, give us one rice cracker.
Aren't you going to give us one?
Mom!
Rice crackers!
- Yes, it's 2,000 won.
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- Here you go.
Thank you.
Rice crackers!
Why do I have to go there?
Just go on your own like usual?
What a nuisance.
I'm not the successor to Shinhwa Group.
You are.
Why is there such a traffic jam?
Do we have to go this way?
Section Chief Jung, let's buy one of those.
Excuse me?
What do you call those round things they're selling on the road?
Are you talking about rice crackers?
Yes, that's it.
Are you in your right mind?
President Kang is going to buy rice crackers from the side of the road?
Are you feeling sick?
Section Chief Jung.
Yes, President.
Excuse me!
Please give us one rice cracker.
Yes!
It's 2,000 won.
Thank you.
President, what shall I do with these?
The smell and the dust.
Really, selling food in such revolting conditions is beyond understanding.
Throw it away immediately.
Yes.
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Miss, one coffee!
Miss!
Noona, what are you doing?
He's asking for a can coffee!
Yes, coffee!
Rice crackers... 2,000 won.
Stop the car.
- Just keep going.
- Stop the car.
There's no need to stop the car.
Can't you hear me telling you to stop the car?
!
Gu Jun Pyo.
Geum Jan Di, stay still.
Please, stay still.
You're doing well, my daughter.
Why didn't you tell me?
If I told you, you were going to pull out of bundle of cash and asked,
"How much do you need?"
If the Dry Cleaners went broke, you guys can just set up another one.
It's embarrassing...!
You're right.
Sure, I'm...
No, our family must be embarrassing.
But I'm not sorry for any of it.
What I mean...
You and I dating is separate from the family.
And you can't have everything your way, just because you're my boyfriend.
Then what do you want me to do?
You just want me to watch your whole family selling rice crackers on the street?
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Yeah.
Just watch.
What?
Don't do anything, just watch, if you want to remain my boyfriend.
Hey, Dry Cleaner.
It's been a while since I've heard that.
But what should I do?
I'm not a dry cleaner's daughter anymore.
Geum Jan Di.
I'm not trying to scare you, nor is there a reason for you to be afraid.
Just know this.
My mom, our evil witch, is capable of doing anything, anytime.
It seemed like it.
Promise me.
What?
That if something ever happens, you'd tell me.
OK.
One more.
That no matter what, you won't run away from me.
I don't think I can promise you that.
What?
I feel like running away several times not because of your mother, but because of you.
Hey!
I promise.
I'll promise that I won't let your mother become the reason.
It's a relief that you're Geum Jan Di.
What?
It's a relief that the commoner gangster Geum Jan Di is my girlfriend.
That promise really sets my heart at ease.
What is that?
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Is it a compliment or an insult?
Do you want to drink this?
Hello?
I heard that you were looking for an overnight part timer...
Oh, I see.
I understand.
Pumpkin porridge is ready.
Yes.
Here is the pumpkin porridge you ordered.
Enjoy your meal.
It's super hot, so blow on it as you eat.
Miss, you're very friendly.
Please come often.
Our porridge is very good.
Oh, you've a very cute face.
Are you a college student?
No, I'm a high school student.
Ah, then it'll be a bit difficult.
What will be?
Our company uses a lot of student models, and I liked your image a lot.
I see.
I was wondering, how much money do you pay?
Oh my.
Welcome gentlemen.
What can I get you?
Canned coffee or puffed snacks?
No, that's not right.
Seeing you guys, you came for the squid.
How many do you want?
Who give you permission to operate here?
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Hey, guys!
Do it right!
Yes!
Do you really think that she'd do that?
It's bothering me.
Then you can check.
Let me borrow your phone.
Phone?
Why?
Yours ran out of battery?
Hello?
Hello?
Yi Jung Sunbae?
Yi Jung Sunbae?
Hello?
Hello?
Yes, Miss Ga Eul.
Hi.
Yeah, yeah.
Hello.
How much do you need?
Fill it up, please.
How will you be paying?
Sunbae
I was getting really sleepy.
Thank you, Sunbae.
Aren't you overdoing it a bit?
Don't you know me?
It's me, me!
Republic of Korea's commoner representative, Geum Jan Di.
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If you take away health and stubbornness, I'm just a corpse.
Lies.
What?
Your body's telling you that it's a lie.
I have a lot of tissues.
My heart hurts.
If I was Jun Pyo, then my heart would hurt a lot.
Please don't tell Gu Jun Pyo.
I want to carry my own share of responsibility.
Then I'll be able to hold my head up high.
I envy Jun Pyo.
I'm off.
Hey, Geum Kang San!
You're starving because you don't have any lunch money, right?
Geum Kang San is a bottomless pit, so what will he do when he gets hungry?
What are they...?
Let's go.
Hey, Kang San.
Are you starving yourself?
No.
Tell me quickly.
Or else I'll go and find you at your school.
I just told them I wouldn't eat lunch, because I didn't want to spend money.
My teacher was going to pay for me, but I don't want that either.
Why'd you say that now?
In the morning, you deliver newspapers and milk.
In the afternoon, the porridge shop.
In the evening, the gas station.
How can I tell you?
I won't die by skipping one meal.
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I'm off.
Hey.
Hey, Geum...!
He's so tiny to begin with...
My heart hurts.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Is there anybody here?
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In the name of F4...
- I'm sorry.
- In the name of F4...
I'm sorry.
There is something that I must reveal to all of you.
What's wrong with you?
Not yet.
Really.
Good shot!
Hit it like this.
What are you doing?
Nice shot!
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Really!
You!
You really wanna die?
Since early in the morning...
How should I do?
They're so good.
I'm sorry.
Really, I'm sorry.
Hey, listen to me!
It looked like the car was moving, right?
BABYFACE:
Okay, boys, grab the loot.
And maybe a couple of those suckers too.
PLASTIC MAN:
Not so fast, Babyface.
You've been caught by the long arms of the law.
Well, if it isn't Plastic Man and, uh...
Uh, and, uh...
Elongated Man.
You know, the ductile detective?
Uh, never heard of you.
I just don't get it.
I'm more professional, the better detective and yet the public prefers you.
Ooh, not just public, my D-list doppelgänger.
Batman too.
[MAN GRUNTS]
Oh, yeah.
The Caped Crusader prefers to work with moi.
Please.
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The Dark Knight only turns to you when I'm on another case and then, only as a last resort.
[GASPS]
Dude, you're delusional.
Bats and I are best buds.
We hang out even when there's no evil doing to be undone.
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[SIGHS]
I would think Batman prefers a partner who doesn't pilfer criminal proceeds.
Low blow, highbrow.
[FOOTSTEPS NEARBY]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[BOTH SCREAM]
BABYFACE:
That taffy puller should keep you wrapped up for a while, see?
This kind of incompetence is exactly why Batman always chooses me.
He'd rather work with me any day of the week.
Truth be told, between the two of you I prefer to work alone.
[MACHINE POWERING UP]
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
Five months of careful research to culminate in this one magnificent moment.
[PHONE RINGING]
Dr. Choi, hello?
AQUAMAN [O VER PHONE]:
Doctor, Aquaman here.
- What's new, old friend?
- I was just in the middle of conducting a delicate tachyon-detection experiment, old friend.
Tachyons, eh?
Splendid.
Attaboy.
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Get to the point.
I'm calling about Batman.
He's...
How shall I put this?
Shipping a bit of bilge.
Describe the bilge.
We were fighting that toxic torment Chemo and the Caped Crusader...
Well, he took one in the face.
I'll be right there.
- Outrageous.
- Ugh.
What miracle is this?
As the Atom, I can shrink to the size of a subatomic particle and ride electrons along the phone wires.
Do it again.
[BATMAN COUGHING]
Oh, my.
You don't look well at all.
Open wide for me.
Silicon-based microorganisms?
Specifically, fast-replicating, monoclinic phyllosilicates.
What kind of medicine shall we prescribe, doc?
You don't know what kind of doctor I am, do you?
A hero doctor, through and through.
A physicist.
And this goes beyond medicine.
Batman's cells are mutating.
Before long, they'll overwhelm his central nervous system causing a loss of motor control, then paralysis, and finally...
Then we don't have much time.
Chemo's headed out to sea, straight for the Bialyian nuclear test site.
Forget Chemo, old chum.
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The Navy can handle him.
He's right.
The only way to halt this process is for me to go into your body and destroy the organisms myself.
Sounds like an adventure.
Think you might need a strong swimmer along?
One with the heart of a beluga whale?
- Oh, I don't think...
- Take him, you'll need the muscle.
Oh...
Then promise me you won't do anything foolish.
Activity makes the virus spread faster, okay?
[CHEMO GROWLS]
Say "ah." and remember, stay put.
Ah...
I thought they'd never leave.
[GRUNTS]
The human lung.
Mother Nature is truly our greatest architect.
Look, dendritic cells, alveoli...
Yes, yes, all very interesting.
But how small are we?
ATOM:
About 15 microns.
Small enough to slip between Batman's cells without damage.
And, uh, that's Batman's cilia you're hanging from.
Cilia and sillier.
[LAUGHING]
Alley-oop.
[LAUGHING]
[GRUNTS]
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You know, this can't help but remind me of the time I ventured into the belly of a giant squid to retrieve the enchanted pearl needed to save the Falkland Islands.
Let's stay focused on the mission at hand, shall we?
Finding those silicon compounds?
Yes, professor.
BATMAN:
My body grows weaker with each passing moment.
Only the thought of the destruction that walking chemical spill will wreak keeps me focused.
[GROWLING]
[BATMAN GROANING]
BATMAN:
Loss of motor control, check.
COMPUTER:
Oxygen, low.
Batmobile, switch to voice command.
COMPUTER:
Voice command, active.
Surface.
As we travel through the villi, the CP4 barium sonowave will indicate any monoclinic phyllosilicates in our vicinity.
English, man.
English.
[GRUNTS]
This little doohickey beeps when the cooties are near.
Ah!
Cooties, yes.
[BEEPING]
ATOM:
Okay, now we're cooking.
These phyllosilicates are dangerous, so let's think this out.
En garde, you microscopic misanthrope.
[LAUGHING]
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We shall call this adventure the one where larger than life heroes...
Huh?
Wha...?
ATOM:
It's replicating.
Yes, and it's making more of itself too.
We'll just have to fight harder.
[AQUAMAN GRUNTING]
Now's the time for thinking, not fighting.
Ha!
The problem with you, Atom, is that you think when you should feel.
[SONOWAVE BEEPING]
Time to try things my way.
A simple electromagnetic shock will destroy them and cure Batman in the process.
Observe.
See?
Thinking's not so tough.
Maybe you should try it sometime.
[BOTH GRUNT]
There's no way they could've spread this quickly unless...
Unless Batman disregarded my orders for bed rest and went after Chemo.
Of course he went after Chemo.
He's Batman.
[PHYLLOSILICATES GROWLING]
Worry not, Poindexter.
I shall lead us to safer ground.
Wait.
At our size, blood vessels are raging rivers of death.
Not if I summon us a sturdy steed.
And what exactly are you going to summon?
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This is not the ocean.
There are no fish in Batman's...
[LYMPHOC YTE SQUEAKING]
I stand corrected.
AQUAMAN:
Giddyup.
[LYMPHOC YTE SQUEAKING]
[CHEMO GROWLING]
Evasive subroutine, two-niner, go.
Concussive grenades, full power.
[GROWLS]
BATMAN:
Let's hope Atom and Aquaman are having better luck than I am.
ATOM:
You're going to kill us.
Have at thee.
[GRUNTING]
Huzzah!
[ATOM GRUNTS]
[PHYLLOSILICATE SHRIEKS]
[AQUAMAN LAUGHING]
AQUAMAN:
I'm king of the sea.
ATOM:
Just get us out of here!
[LYMPHOC YTE SQUEAKS]
[ATOM SCREAMS]
That was outrageous.
I'll admit, we survived.
[LYMPHOC YTE WHINNIES]
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Good boy.
You were magnificent.
Yes, big hug.
He's not hugging you.
He is merely interpreting you as a foreign body to be surrounded and destroyed.
Sure feels like a hug to me and since we found you in Batman's bloodstream I think we'll name you Platelet.
- Except that's a lymphocyte.
- Platelet it is.
[PHYLLOSILICATES GROWLING]
AQUAMAN:
Neptune's beard.
They're everywhere.
And we're not going to beat them head-on.
Not the way you fight, no.
Our only chance is to find and destroy the seed cell.
And based on these symptoms, it can only be in one place.
Batman's brain.
Then let's ride.
Hyah, Platelet, away!
[CHEMO GROWLS]
BATMAN:
Chemo went to a lot of trouble to get that nuke.
But for whom is the question.
Who's the real brain behind this mindless brute?
BRAIN:
You poor, pitiful fool, Batman.
I believe this is checkmate.
BATMAN:
The Brain, ironic.
BRAIN:
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As much fun as it was watching you match wits with Chemo our little toy is now going where no one will get to it.
And if the Bialyian people do not surrender to my rule my lackey's corrosive juices will eat through the bomb's housing causing an explosion that will destroy their entire country.
But before we get to that nasty business, Batman I think it is time for Chemo to put you out of your misery.
[BATMAN GRUNTS]
Eject.
AQUAMAN:
Batman's brain.
Is that the seed cell you spoke of?
Yes.
This field pressurizer will obliterate it.
[GROWLING]
What in Davy Jones' locker is happening?
They're mutating.
Growing bigger, stronger.
It's as if Batman's been exposed to Chemo's toxins all over again.
Tell me you have a plan.
[CHEMO GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
[ROARS]
BRAIN:
Submit, you mindless plebeians.
Bow before the Brain.
[GROANS]
[GROWLING]
[BATMAN BREATHING HEAVILY]
BATMAN:
And now for the Brain.
Come on, doc, write us a heroic prescription.
I...
I don't know.
|
Every course of action I can think of leads to unacceptable consequences.
Then this is not the time to think, but the time to act.
ATOM:
No.
What are you doing?
Drawing their forces so you can destroy the seed cell.
But you'll never survive.
Perhaps.
But at least I'll have one heck of a story.
[AQUAMAN SHOUTING]
Huzzah!
BRAIN:
Impossible.
My plot was foolproof.
[BATMAN GROANS]
BRAIN:
Batman.
- I'm taking you in.
BRAIN:
A brave, but futile gesture, detective.
The fast-replicating silicates Chemo infected you with are going to kill you.
Even now, you can barely stand.
[BATMAN GROANS]
[BATMAN BREATHING HEAVILY]
So it comes down to this.
Brain versus brawn, mano y mano locked in mortal combat.
[BRAIN GRUNTING]
[AQUAMAN GRUNTING]
Huh?
[PLATELET SHRIEKS]
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Platelet!
Now you've done it.
[ATOM SCREAMING]
[ATOM GRUNTING]
Outrageous.
Evildoers, beware my wrath!
- Uh, what about the plan?
- Blah, blah, blah!
Let's punch them.
[ATOM GRUNTING]
[GRUNTS]
[GROWLS]
[PHYLLOSILICATES SHRIEKING]
[BATMAN GROANING]
[BRAIN LAUGHS]
BRAIN:
Now who's the weakling?
And so it ends.
[BRAIN SHOUTS]
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
But Chemo's microorganisms should have killed you.
I've got microorganisms of my own, Brain.
And mine work for the good guys.
Die, you fleshy fool.
BATMAN:
Your mind is twisted, Brain.
You can think about the error of your ways while doing hard time in a Bialyian prison.
I've not seen heroics like yours since the time I saved an elderly merman from a pack of great whites.
Good show.
But, you know, coming to my aid like that was not the rational course of action, doc.
|
Let's call it a momentary lapse in judgment.
Our victory though has come at a great cost.
- Ah, Platelet.
- I'm so sorry, Aquaman.
He was a valiant steed.
But lymphocytes never last long.
Come then, let us honor Platelet and live as heroes.
Take us home, old chum.
There's only one way out.
Left at the jugular, then on toward a tear duct.
Tear duct?
But surely Batman never cries.
[ENGLISH SDH]
- Ok, boys, grab the loot,
And maybe a couple of those suckers, toto
- Not so fast, babyface.
- You've been caught by the long arms of the law.
- Well, if it isn't plastic man
And, uh...
Uh...
And, uh--
- Elongated man.
You know, the ductile detective?
- Never heard of you.
- I just don't get it.
I'm morere professional, the better detective,
And yet, the public prefers you.
- Ooh, not just the public, my d-list doppelganger.
Batman, too!
|
- Whoa!
Oof!
Oh!
- Oh, yeah.
The caped crusader prefers to work with moi.
- Please.
The dark knight only turns to you
When I'm on another case--
And then, only as a last resort.
- Oof!
- [gasps]
- Dude, you'reelelusional!
Bats and I are best buds.
We hang out even when there's no evildoing to be undone.
- [grunts]
- [grunts] [sighs] [grunts]
- I would think batman prefers a partner
Who doesn't pilfer criminal proceeds.
- Low blow, high brow.
- [both grunt]
[both grunting] [both scream]
- That taffy puller should keep you wrapped up foa a while, see?
- This kind of incompetence is exactly why
Batman always chooses me.
- [scoffs] he'd rather work with me any day of the week!
- [grunts] [grurus]
- Truth be told,
[electronic buzzing and whirring]
[h[humming]
- 5 months of careful research
|
To culminate in this one magnificent moment!
[telephone rings] [ringing] [h[humming stops]
Drdr.
Choi.
Hello?
- Doctor!
Aquaman here.
What's new, old friend?
- I was just in the middle of conducting
A delicate tachyon detection experiment, old friend.
- Tachyons, eh?
Splendid!
Atta boy!
- Get to the point.
- I'm calling about batman.
He's-- how shall I put this?
Shipping a bit of bilge.
- Describe the bgege.
- We were fighting that toxic torment cmomo,
And the caped crusader...
- [retches]
- Well, he took one inin the face.
- I'll be right there.
- Ooh.
Outrageous!
- Ugh!
-
- What mirac I is isis?
- As the am,m, I can shrink to e e size of a sutotomic particle
And ride electrons alg g the phone reres.
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- Do it again!
- [cough
- Oh, my.
[c[cghghs]
Yoyou don't lookell atatllll open we fofor me.
- Silicon-sesed micrcroorganisms
- Specificical, fastst-rlicatitn noclinicichylosilicacates.
- Whatat kd ofofofedine shall we p proribe, doc?
You don't know what kind of doctor I am, do you?
- A hero doctor, through and through!
- A physicist.
And this goes beyond medicine.
Batman's cells are mutating.
Before long, they'll overwhelm his central nervous system,
Causing a loss of motor control, then paralysis,
And finally...
- Then we don't have much time.
Chemo's headed out to sea,
Straight for the bialyan nuclear test site.
- Forget chemo, old chum.
The navy can handle him.
- He's right.
The only way to halt this process is
For me to go into your body
And destroy the organisms myself.
- Sounds like an adventure.
Think you might need a strong swimmer along?
One with the heart of a beluga whale?
- Oh, I don't think--
- Take him.
|
You'll need the muscle.
- Ugh.
Then, promise me you won't do anything foolish.
Activity makes a virus spread faster, ok?
Say, "ahh." and remember, stay put.
- Ahh.
[thinks] I thought they'd never leave.
[grunts]
- The human lung.
Mother nature is truly our greatest architect.
Look--dendritic cells, alveoli.
- Yes, yes, all very interesting.
But how small are we?
- About 15 microns--
Small enough to slip between batman's cells without damage.
And that's batman's cilia you're hanging from.
- Cilia and sillier!
[laughs]
Alley-oop!
[laughs] [grunts]
You know, this can't help but remind me of the time
I ventured into the belly of a giant squid
To retrieve the enchanted pearl needed
To save the falkland islands.
- Let's stay focused on the mission at hand, shall we?
Finding those silicon compounds?
- Yes, professor.
- [narrating] my body grows weaker with each passing moment.
Only the thought of the destruction
That walking chemical spill will wreak keeps me focused.
|
- [growls]
- [groaning] [narrating] loss of motor control, check.
- [grunts]
- [groans]
- Oxygen low.
- Batmobile...
Switch to voice command.
[beeps]
- [surface]
- As we travel through the villi,
The cp4 barium sonar wave
Will indicate any monoclinic phylosilicates in our vicinity.
- English, man, english!
- [groans] this little doohickey beeps
When the cooties are near.
- Ahh, I-- cooties, yes.
[beeping]
- Ok.
Now we're cooking.
- [hissing]
- These phylosilicates are dangerous,
So let's think this out.
- En garde, you microscopic misanthrope!
[laughs]
We shall call this adventure
"the one where larger-than-life heroes
Come in small packages."."
[squishes] - wh--what?
- It's replicating!
- Yes, and it's making more of itself, too!
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We'll just have to fight harder!
- [roaring] - [grunting]
Oof!
- Now's the time for thinking, not fighting!
- Ha!
The problem with you, atom,
Is that you think when you should feel.
[beeping]
- Time to try things my way.
A simple electromagnetic shock will destroy them
And cure batman in the process.
Observe.
See?
Thinking's not so tough.
Maybe you should try it sometime.
- [both grunt]
- [grunts]
- There's no way they could have spread this quickly, unless--
Unless batman disregarded my orders for bed rest
And went after chemo.
- Of course he went after chemo.
He's batman!
- [roaring]
- Worry not, poindexter.
I shall lead us to safer ground.
- Wait!
At our size, blood vessels are raging rivers of death.
- Not if summon us a sturdy steed.
- And what, exactly, are you going to summon?
This is not the ocean.
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There are no fish in batman's- [whinnies]
- I stand corrected.
- [whinnies]
- Giddy-up!
- [all snarl]
- Evasive subroutine 2-niner.
Go.
Concussive grenades, full power.
- [roars]
[belches]
- [thinking] let's hope atom and aquaman are having better luck than I am.
- They're going to kill us!
- Have at thee!
[grunting]
Huzzah!
- [grunts]
- [roars]
- [grunts]
- [roars]
- [laughs]
I'm king of the sea!
- Just get us out of here!
- [whinnies]
- [men scream] - [whinnies]
- That was outrageous!
- I'll admit, we survived.
- [whinnies]
- Good boy.
You were magnificent!
Yes, big hug.
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- He's not hugging you.
He is merely interpreting you as a foreign body
To be surrounded and destroyed.
- Sure feels like a hug to me.
And since we found you in batman's blood stream,
I think we'll name you platelet.
- Except that's a lymphocyte.
- Platatelet it is!
- [distant roaring and squeaking]
- Neptune's beard, they're everywhere!
- And we're not going to be able to beat them head-on.
- Not the way you fight, no.
- Our only chance is to find and destroy the seed cell,
And based on these symptoms,
It can only be in one place--
Batman's brain.
- Then let's ride.
Hi-yo, platelet, away!
- [whinnies]
- [groaning]
- [thinking] chemo went to a lot of trouble to get that nuke.
"but for whom?" is the question.
Who's the real brain behind this mindless brute?
- You poor, pitiful fool, batman.
I believe this is checkmate.
- [thinks] the brain.N.Ronic.
- As much fun as it was watching you match wits with chemo,
- Our little toy is now going
Where no one will get to it.
And if the bialyan people do not surrender to my rule,
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My lackey's corrosive juices will eat through the bomb's housing,
Causing an explosion
That will destroy their entire country.
But before we get to that nasty business, batman,
I think it is time for chemo to put you out of your misery.
- [rumbles] - [grunts]
Eject.
- [growls]
- [whinnies]
- Batman's brain.
Is that the seed cell you spoke of?
- Yes.
This field pressurizer will obliterate it.
- [hissing]
- What in davy jones' locker is sappening?
- They're mutating-- growing bigger, stronger.
It's as if batman's been exposed
To chemo's toxins all over again.
- Tell me you have a plan.
- [growls]
- [screaming]
- [roars] [grunts]
- Submit, you mindless plebeians!
Bow before the brain!
- [gurgles]
- [groans]
[grunts]
- [groaning]
[groaning continues]
- [groaning] [panting] [grunts]
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[thinks] and now, for the brain.
- Come on, doc.
Write us a heroic prescription.
- I--I don't know.
Every course of action I can think of leads
To unacceptable consequences.
- Then this is not the time to think,
But the time to act.
- [grunts]
What are you doing?
- Drawing their forces so you can destroy the seed cell.
- But you'll never survive!
- Perhaps, but at least I'll have one heck of a story.
[yells] [grunting] huzzah!
[beeps]
- Impossible!
My plot was foolproof!
- [grunts]
- Batman.
- [grunts] I'm taking you in.
- A brave but futile gesture, detective.
The fast-replicating silicates chemo infected you withh
Are going to kill you.
Even now, you can barely stand.
- [grunts and screams]
- [both grunt]
- [panting]
- So, it comes down to this--
Brain versus brawn,
Mano-a-mano,
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Locked in mortal combat.
[grunting]
- [grunting] [gasps]
- [squeals]
- Platelet!
Now you've done it!
[screams]
- [grunts] - [grunting]
Outrageous!
Evildoers, beware my wrath!
- Uh, what about the plan?
- Blah, blah, blah.
Let's punch 'em!
[grunting]
- [growls]
- [growls and hisssses]
- [men grunting]
- [grunts]
- [snarls]
- [growls] [grunts]
- [squeals]
- [all screech]
[beeping]
- [groaning]
- Ho, ho, ho!
Now, who is the weakling?
And so, it ends.
- [grunts]
- [gasps] sacre bleu!
But chemo's microorganisms should have killed you!
|
- I've got microorganisms of my own, brain,
And mine work for the good guys.
- Die, you fleshy fool!
- [grunting]
Your mind is twisted, brain.
You can think about the error of your ways
While doing hard time in a bialyan prison.
- I've not seen heroics like yours
Since the time I saved an elderly merman from a pack of great whites.
Good show!
But you know, coming to my aid like that
Was not the rational course of action, doc.
- Let's call it a momentary lapse in judgment.
- Our victory, though, has come at a great cost.
- Ah, platelet.
I'm so sorry, aquaman.
He was a valiant steed.
But lymphocytes never last long.
- Come, then.
Let us honor platelet and live as heroes.
Take us home, old chum.
- There's only one way out.
Left at the jugular, then on toward a tear duct.
- Tear duct?
But surely,
Batman never cries.
This is the moment of truth
Geng Hao raises his hands with his head held high
Guess who's the happiest man now?
|
Definitely my coach, as his training method is most effective:
Beating
He beats me to death wait
The jury has signalled us the race is too close to call
Oh, the result is out
The real champ is
Zhang Ting from the Shanxi team
He won by o.
O1 second
Zhang Ting is the winner
Geng Hao is a green athlete after all
Ladies and gentlemen
The winner will receive a cash prize of
RMB 2ooK... sponsored by SOHU
He wouldn't know how to spend it, right?
I'm the president of FALALI Pharmaceuticals
My name is Li Fala
Mr. Geng would you like to be our spokesman?
I'm only Silver.
Gold is over there
Silver's better
Silver antler tonic enhances virility
Drink silver and romance awaits
My coach has been telling me to never give up who gave you permission to interview him?
Go take your urine test
You blew it again
"GASC Diagnostic Centre test result"
"Amphetamine:
Positive"
Banned for life
|
He's been training all his life
A lifetime ban means he's over
He was duped
The crook is long gone
I'll do anything.
I beg you
I beg you what are you doing, Coach?
Stop grovelling
Did you bring the medal?
Who gives a damn for this piece ofjunk
I should have won gold
Commissioner
Just leave him alone
Go, go
You can punish me
Sir
I'll take the blame for all this
Any evidence?
Coach, don't you see?
They want a bribe.
Just pay and we're good want money?
Here you go
Stop hitting me
Look out for the harpoon
"Being a gangster is my destiny"
"It's against my wish"
"During good times"
"our pockets are lined with gold"
I always travel on your boat why would you steal from me?
Didn't I put it here just now?
|
Right?
It's gone
And I'll lose all my fingers
"East wind"
East wind
Players swap seats when it's East wind again
Swap seats?
I forgot we'd swapped seats during our mahjong game
I'd swapped seats.
Why didn't you say so?
Toby
Jack, you get carried away too easily where's you manner?
Look what you've done
Brother
I'm sorry
It was a misunderstanding
You...
Does it hurt?
Must hurt like hell
You...
Stay alive
No one knows the way to China
we don't know anything about boats
Hi
You're a cyclist?
Yes
Did you call for room service?
No
It's such a hot day
Enjoy the breeze
|
Jack
You major sinner
Make an offering
Boss
They don't serve meat here and we can't survive on incense
Let's go to the hotel
Hotel
Do you have a valid visa?
It's good for 8 days we'll go back to Taiwan in 8 days
Proximity to the Buddha may do you good
The tournament will soon begin
The Thai team should have arrived
welcome to China
Chacha, you're a Buddhist too
Please
I've been in the business forever
But I haven't seen anything like this impressive
Money
Mao
play by the book
I'm an honest man
Relax
You can trust us
Boss
Don't waste your breath
Thai doesn't understand Chinese
Right
Primitive
Police
How dare you Thais try to set us up?
|
Cheap and fresh
Our cook won a silver medal we offer you fresh seafood
Let's call it a day
You call this "branding"?
It only attracts flies
You...
Look at your head chef who wouldn't lose their appetite?
Don't blame me
I must have been nuts listening to you
You want money for this stupid medal
Don't be an ass.
You agreed to pay 5o
This is only 2o
You still want to make deliveries for me?
A deal is a deal
It's a waste of resources
Prosperity and
Luck
You're like a dog
You just eat shit
Shit
I told you, this is branding
If you don't exploit it, it's just a waste of resources
If I don't keep working so hard both of us will eventually be eating shit
what am I having today?
Crab
High protein
Good for convalescence
Let me first turn on the TV and then feed you the crab
Never mind without money
|
even sunlight is secondhand
This activity is our payback to society we'll make all our friends healthy
You ungrateful old fool
Don't go wasting food
It cost me an arm and a leg
You go ahead and curse with that temper of yours you'll die of brain thrombosis one of these days
It's him we are the Falali Group we are here for you
It's the crook... who set you up
A man must be brave and strong
But sometimes you're too tired to stand up or sit down
You just want to be in bed goofing the day away
You want to be a pillar of strength?
An enduring sword?
I'll help you work that night shift every night
Bravo.
Great
I'm telling you, I'll give you strength ln an instant you can
That ass
He must be so rich now
Sponsoring sporting events
Catch him
Catch him
Forget it
Even if I caught him, he'd just deny it all
It's been too long
And we've got no proof anyway
Blame it on society
Children of the '9os are working already...
I'm old by comparison
You have to keep it up
|
I...
Today...
I'll...
I'll catch him
This competition
This super antler tonic pill
Coach
Coach
Coach
That's why the Falali Group introduces this product we bring happiness to you
Our slogan is
Super men
Even men who can't get it up can
Yes
"we screw your enemies collect debts.
Call us"
we're here
1ok for a broken arm 2ok for a broken leg
How much for the full package?
Any discount?
A serious transaction, we must speak face-to-face
You pay and your worries will go away 5oK
You get what you pay for
Isn't that a bit steep?
High risk calls for a high return we price according to the difficulty of the job
But I'm a law-abiding citizen
Don't cause me any trouble
No problem we'll stage it like a complete accident we're professionals
I'll wait for your good news
Look at his clothes, so stylish
|
Commit this to memory
Then burn the photo
Professionals don't leave a trace
She's so fat she'd be hard to miss
An accident will be a piece of cake
Let's go find a truck and cause a traffic accident
what are you measuring?
I've done it already 5.7m
This is the biggest one for sale
This thing's as wide as the road with a little speed and power crushing her won't be a problem
Brother-in-law
That's her
You
Quickly
Brother-in-law
You heard of "what goes around comes around"?
You idiot
You want to think this through
No guts, no glory
Don't you want to marry my sister?
Even if you don't, I still want to marry yours
No money, no wedding
Hurry up
Petty thief
You rat
Sit down
You thief
How dare you?
You want it?
You want it?
|
Officer
I caught a thief
Brother-in-law
You
Hurry
Miss
People die for money, birds die for worms
Someone paid us to kill you we've got to make ends meet
So sorry
I really despise you
She hit you, remember?
I'll show you what's even
You've got to love what you do
Pee
On your shoes
Are you sick or what?
Don't cry
No, don't kill me
How much am I worth?
What'd my life go for?
5oK who's behind this?
1oK for a broken arm 2oK for a broken leg
How much for the full package?
Any discount?
Li Fala
Shut up
- I'll kill you
- I'll give you 6oK 6oK
Brother-in-law, what do we do?
That's 1oK more.
|
A fat profit...
You always say opportunity trumps destiny
Calm down
what do you take me for?
We are assassins we have our principles
You know
Sir we have various types
Take a look
There are mansions, cottages, duplexes grand villas too
Allow me
Excuse me, Mister
No smoking please
This is a high-class residential area
Best fengshui
An underground CBD of the afterlife
Selling at RMB3oK per square meter worth the lifelong investment
You know how real estate soars
Right?
Prices keep going up too
Lulu, what's with you?
Don't stand behind me moping
Go make me a coffee
It's shady
Man, you've got good eyes and saw the problem
Look here
A mansion with sunshine
A spacious 2 bathrooms duplex
Only one left
Duplex?
Sorry
|
The floor undereath, got it?
Sixty thousand only and comes fully decorated.
OK?
Rise
Mom is the best
Children are percious to moms
This is our Funeral Division's newest service
The triad send-off 18 men in black
Cool like ganster
Right?
Right?
That's classy
Dignified, solemn and so majestic
The ceremony.
The spirit money
A full funeral package
One
Full package what an excellent service as a staff myself would die for a package like this
Coffee
Lulu, use your brain
That's not for me
It's for the customer what'd you say?
Made up your mind yet?
You want the package?
Hmm...
Do you have something... more affordable?
I've made it very clear
I am sorry we're the CBD of cemeteries
If you can't afford it temple is your only option
who says I'm broke?
|
Hey, there's no subwoofer
Right
How' bout air-con?
It's too old
Not worth for 5oK
Not a dime less
You've got principles 5oK it is
Now we're friends
Come
Have a sip
Cash only
No problem
Let's go get the money
I...
I...
No need to blow
I didn't drink for real
The truck will be towed
Come get it next week
No, no, no
Coach
No, Officer.
Listen to me
I can't lose the truck
I... for real
Please.
Do me a favor
I am a cop
Principle.
You know?
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Dude, see you
One more time
Today
I will work hard
Louder
Today
I will work hard
I work hard
I'm strong and manly
FALALI
Strong country and offspring
FALALI well done
1o laps
GO
"Men who are down can get up"
"Like Super men"
Hello.
Save it, it's me
Don't you remember me?
Who are you?
Silver Antler Tonic, remember?
You're...
Geng
Mr. Geng
Line up properly.
Discipline
I tell you.
Recently
I've had a problem
My coach got so pissed at you and dropped dead
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Don't worry.
No panic
I have an idea
You could contribute to the funeral expenses well, it's been years since we last met
And right away you bring up money
Really hurts my feelings
You ask me for money when your coach died
So should I pay if his dad died too?
If his aunt gives birth should I pay for that too?
That's ridiculous
It's all about evidence in today's world
If you can prove that
I'm the cause of your coach's death
I'll pay, OK?
Stop.
Stop
Stop staring
You're engaged
Don't even peep at other girls
Marriage is serious
You're devoted to one and only
My sister is waiting for you what about YOUR devotion?
Sleeping with my sister before the wedding why did you burn that?
I'm a professional
Help
This is blackmail
Think you can overtake me?
Do you confess?
Yes, Yes
Admit to killing my coach?
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Yes, Yes...
You admit it?
It's me.
I did it.
I'm banned from racing because of you
Admit it?
Yes, I'm guilty
Help
Officer, he's robbing me blind
- what's going on
- Help
"All men are impotent"
The boss is a pretty good biker
That Thai wants to take our share
Boss
If that's the case, he won't call the cops
Oh
You're right
You don't trust me
Stop wasting time
Too many cops here.
Deal no more
Next time
Put it away.
Hurry
Primitive
You're not focused
Do you know what you're doing?
I'm so fed up with you all
Stop.
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Don't move what are you looking at?
Go
Open the door
Open it
Did you hear it?
I'm warning you
Those tattoos don't scare anybody
If you say anything to anyone
I will really kill you
Stop staring
Turn around
where is he?
There's nobody
That's impossible
Listen, I know this neighbourhood
There's no other exit
I tell you that's impossible
Oh.
Got it
The weapon
- The weapon
- This is it, he used this to bash me.
I've got everything under control
Come out.
You come out
Come out and hit me again
The thing I hate most?
Is getting hit on the head
Come out
Try hit me again, I'll kill myself
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Calm down wait
The AC room's in the back
You're not getting away
This is a dead end
I know.
I know
Dude where do you think you're going?
Come out
C'mon!
SOB
Mr. Geng
I am calling in regard to our new promotion
Buy the house and get a garden free
Free property, ain't it cool?
Can you hear me?
- Hello
- I'm sorry.
I... the reception is poor reception
Yes, I know
Come out
That's awkward
Give me a hand
what's with you?
Get out.
Out what are you doing?
You
Stop, stop running
- Freeze
- Freeze
Give me one
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It's just a fight who called the cops?
I don't know
Come over here
where did he go?
Segeant wang... is
- a good friend of mine - who's Sergeant wang?
- Let me explain
- Get in the car
I thought this might be a big case
But it's just a minor assault
So you think it's a waste of time, isn't it?
All cases are equally important
Officer what?
Be patience, there's always opportunity what are you saying?
What?
An all tattooed man attacked us
He came and fled through the back door
Tattoos all over him and he's half naked
He can't get away can you recognise him?
How can I forget a chic guy like you
"Li Fala"
That's him, no doubt
Boss why didn't we just take the dope and go?
Why stay and suffer?
What do you know?
There are cops everywhere whoever loaded with drugs is also danger
No wonder things gone wrong
Forgot to ask God's blessing
Jack
Five more days
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Five days
Everything must go well
"Excellent Luck"
Here... to your good luck
He assaulted me
He blackmailed me
I'm a law-abiding citizen
If he gets away with robbing me today he may go rob a bank tomorrow
I told you already
Either adjust the reparation or detention
Your choice
Compensation?
I've suffered grave injuries and psychological damage
How can he compensate for that
I don't care
How...
How much
5K
Are you kidding me?
5K for him?
OK, OK
I see
You guys are together, I tell you
The good guys never win
He's so weird
what?
Have problem with it?
Stop moving, stop
Quite dazzling body tattoos
Can't believe a man who's almost broke would dare to hire an assassin
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what goes around come around
Some cool ice on a hot summer day
Here.
Hurry up
Do it
Me?
What's wrong?
Brother-in-law
Let's wait until we get paid
You idiot
I truly despise you
Brother-in-law
You know where your heart is?
Left or right?
Duh, it's Right
Right side
- God bless us
- Here to assure our balance of payment
You're nuts to wear this in this heat
He said there was AC in the truck
I thought you lost it
Got it
Cool breeze
Dead?
I stabbed him myself
Such a worthy death
Don't get all emotional
It's just ajob
An easy one at that
Please pay up
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Brother-in-law
Look at the BIG television
It's so cool when can we get a TV like that?
Sit up straight, show me manners
You
why are you here at my house?
Didn't we agree to fake an accident?
You'll get me involved
YOUR house?
Who are you?
It's me
Looks familiar
Get out of here.
Hurry
Didn't you say he's dead?
He's alive and kicking, no?
Are you trying to scam me?
Get lost.
Out what's going on?
Look at the I.D. It clearly states...
You switched sides
Traitors
Defectors
You betray me
You're married why didn't you say so?
You want your wife dead and vice versa what's wrong with you?
You order a hit on me after all these years?
Save it
I've got a proof
This proves that you've ordered a hit on me
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I'll sue you give it back to me
You two, help me.
The 6oK is all yours
Hurry up
- I'll give you 7oK - 8oK
One of us dies today
- Come on
- Bitch
Asshole
You've chosen a weapon
I'm not afraid of you
I'll stab you
I'm gonna kill you at all cost
Drop the weapon or someone might get hurt
Don't fight
This is... way too complicated
Shucks... we quit
It's just that...
You're married
You should talk it out what's with the violence?
Better to destroy ten temples than one marriage
Go, let's go
You two talk
Sit down and talk
First, the husband wants to kill the wife
Then the wife wants to kill him back
No wonder people say
Marriage is the grave of love
Brother-in-law
Should we still get married?
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Burning photo is all you know
Now you don't even remember your target
I warn you
If you don't marry my sister
I'm not marrying yours
Anyway, I've already knocked her up
Brother-in-law
So who's that in the truck?
Why would he carry the other guy's papers?
Who cares?
Let him go now
You gotta love what you do
You know?
Yap yap all day long what you said is all trash
Throw it away
Hurry up
what's wrong with you?
You gutless twerp
You're good for nothing what?
I can explain
After all these years
If you hadn't filed for divorce,
I wouldn't have done this
You know me well you mean everything to me
You're married to my money
If I die, you'll inherit it all
Didn't you want to kill me?
Come on.
Do it
Come on.
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Kill me
Don't be angry
It's all a mistake
An honest mistake
It's a mistake if I don't kill you
- I've wasted my youth and money
- Stop
Don't hit my head with cash
This is just too much
Desperate dog humps a stone wall
I am a man
A hot-blooded male
A hot-blooded male, yeah
Did you finally develop some stamina?
Come on who are you bluffing?
"In this dark and quiet night"
"I'm holding you tight"
"You're beautiful like a flower"
"Blushing"
"You're so lovely and graceful"
"You take my breath away"
"I give you my soul"
Brother-in-law
A car at this hour
C'mon, one two
Quickly
It's stuck.
It won't go down
Such terrible luck today
My sister said we shouldn't have come but she also said we've got to make money we haven't earned a dime
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Yet now we're murderers
Life was simple before all this marriage talk what's a marriage for?
Shut up
You're such a loser
what?
Forget it
All it takes is one big deal
Something with high return
They're at it again and they see us as scapegoats
Mr. Geng
You looking for me?
I thought you died or something
The police are handling the matter?
I never thought you'd come to my place
I'm good at tracking people down
Never fail
Come what... what do you mean?
Why don't you beat me too?
Give me back my money, I really need it
I was just about to find you
I've got the money ready
You need it urgently
And I took it from you
It doesn't seem right
I want to do something for your Coach
Better peel it first
No need
You really gonna give me the money?
Yes
This is the least I can do
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Right.
If only you had offered from the start
I wouldn't have had to beat you.
Right?
Beating is good
Beating's what makes a champion why don't you... hit me anyway will you?
I...
You hit me a few times
Then we can call it even, OK?
Please, it's not necessary.
Take care
- Bye
- Bye
Officer...
Excuse me.
We meet again
You... who are you?
It doesn't matter
I don't mind you using my truck
I'll pay for the gas
It's you
Officer, let me explain
I've been really busy the last few days
I didn't have time to take this to the Bureau what a lucky coincidence
Let's settle this privately now
Not possible
There are formalities we're all grown-ups we all know procedures and formalities.
Right?
- Take this - what do you mean?
Take it.
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Cut me some slack
Young man
You seem like a decent fellow
How about this
From now on, don't drink and drive
You can have your truck back
I can't take your money we've got principles
Take it as a lesson.
Now drive away what can I say...
This...
This is my lucky day
Thank you
Thank you very much.
Officer
I ran into the owner you let him drive off?
Just when we were wondering where to dump we've got to hurry
He'll find the frozen stiff sooner or later
The money is in the house
Keep it down we have quit being assassins we're thieves now
Go in peace
Asshole
Officer.
Murder.
Geng Hao killed my wife
Please save my wife
Faster
If you don't have the guts for it
Let me help you
Help
I'm not scared of you
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You're heartless
You killed your own wife
Yes
Even the pros like us couldn't do it
You have no mercy
Please don't kill me
Spare you?
Who are you after next?
You're ruthless we have principle
Give me the money
Confess now and you'll be pardoned
You idiot
Didn't I say 'gotta love what you do'
Fingerprints
where's the money?
Someone took it
You're such a daredevil
I know your type
Is anyone there?
Anybody there?
A secret hideout
I have tons of debt
Shifty little twerp
"SOHU Entertainment Signing Ceremony"
You gonna tackle sports and show biz together?
Right
My self-titled debut single "Ting"
will be out soon
Please continue to support, Thank you
Look at these soaring real estate prices we're all working for these greedy developers
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Miss
I need to talk to him, it's urgent
Sorry, Sir
I told you already, he's not in his room
Tell me his room number
I'll go knock myself
Sorry
This is an international hotel we must protect the client's privacy
I asked you nicely, why give me grief?
Where is your manner?
This is a five-star hotel where are your manners?
Don't you have any manners?
You don't have any yourself
I'm sorry.
Sorry we're the sponsors we need to see Mr. Li from the Thailand team.
Sorry.
Excuse me
This is my card
Nana Xing
Sorry, that's a wrong card
That's my wife's
I told you, no one's there
Here.
Euros, American dollars, Swiss francs
All foreign currencies which one would you like?
Which is the most valuable?
I want the most valuable one
Yes
My Coach was always into repute
- Yes
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- I want him to be a big shot in afterlife
A real big spender
OK
we don't need this
Concubine is not his cup of tea
OK
I want that gangster send-off
You mean the 18 procession?
No problem we'll meet you at the temple
There will be spirit money to scatter along the way
Absolutely majestic
Dignified and solemn
Give me a "Copy"
what "Copy"?
Coffee
OK
I need my music
Take out the nunchucks
Take out the nunchucks
Take out the nunchucks
if Langdon's right that's where the bomb is.
- send everyone we can spare.
- And you?
I'm staying here.
vittoria.
- you are all right.
- I'm all right yes what about you.
- I just heard about Olivetti in the radio.
- c'mon I'm okay.
Robert, we can't trust Richter he took Silvano journals.
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There must be something in there he don't want us see..
the head of the Swiss guard.
castle of st Angelo is close enough..
so the wireless signal from that camera.
still reaches Vatican.
church of The Illumination somewhere in here..
your canister is inside it.
come with me.
for 400 years illuminati met under the churches nose.
the Vatican use it hide out and prison their enemy's if an explosion happens here blast radius takes out Vatican
entire Rome with it.
they are pointing to it the angels canister must down there.
- where are they going.
- back to search outer castle.
no. it's have to be here.
Robert its dead-end.
no its not.
see if you can find a flashlight.
all of this stones are rectangle granite.
except right here, what it is.
it's a pentagram.
- that leads to.
- nowhere.
Robert.
these walls overlap passage way in here here,let me have a flashlight..
it's a passage way that leads to Vatican.
an ancient escape route.
my god.
here.
look.
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Final payment Volkswagen.
get on the radio get the word out.
conclave remain sealed.
- but Camerlengo gave the order for the evacuation.
- I'm counter demanninit.
This is it, this is the church.
the canister should be lit by artificial light
- It is not here, Robert - shining star end of the path it has to be.
it's Not here.
- what do the poem say.
- nothing.
I think it's all over there are just 4 lines each one described..
There is a fifth brand.
it's not Ambigram just crossed keys.
- symbol for the Vatican.
- no for the papacy.
they intent to kill him.
- they going to kill pope them selves.
- there are no pope.
Camerlengo.
take step back-please.
take the cell from your pocket.
throw them to the fire
murderer.
you know when they call me and they call me it is so important to them that i know what they ask.
is the lords will, or allah or jahvees.
i so appose they are right
cause he was not Vengeance I wouldn't exist now would I.
I have several changes to eliminate you tonight.
you are still alive because you have no weapon.
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and they didn't ask you to kill you.
but, if you pursue me it is another matter.
be careful.
these are men of God.
we can't let him go.
have you come to make me a martyr.
Here,here.
- I need to see the Camerlengo - his Not available.
- I Demand to see Camerlengo - his Not available.
We see about that.
one-way portal, only entrance is other side.
Hey!
open the door!
Camerlengo Is in danger!
his the one, He has a gun,
illumatis
- you Bastard.
- illumatis
- padre.
- order the Evacuation.
we only have 19 minutes.
and get the helicopter for the older cardinals,right-yes, sir
Robert, The brand symbol could have another meaning.
The keys those were upside down
- St. Peter.
- the first Pope.
He was crucified upside down.
- on Vatican hill.
- few hundred feet below us.
necropolis city of dead..
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or bring it down upon itself.
The bomb it is in the St. Peter tomb.
the grid is still cycling the part of this section must be down.
It must be here.
Don't touch it.
we have 7 minutes.
Robert, hold this.
It is cold down here isn't it.
Whats wrong?
The cold degreases battery life.
we may have less than 5 minutes.
so.
if I pull the power less 5 minutes..
the charge won't hold the suspension.
we should leave it here and get clear if can.
- No!
- Father!
We are live her e at St.peters square.
where despite a bomb threat... and orderly evacuation the crowd is actually growing in size..
as we wait an official announcement from the Vatican spokesmen..
as exact nature of the threat..
and whether not they are treating it as credible Danger.
this way.
Roberto this is emergency, I take her up alone.
he got clearance.
o, my god.
get down.
cardinal Strauss its father Camerlengo
he is alive.
praise god,praise god,
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his Alive.
you know that worst thing we thought that could happen.
was that our work would fall in to hands of the energy companies.
we thought we could change the world..
so naive.
no..
Not, naive innocent maybe.
But.. it is not a crime.
I'm not so sure.
go back to work.
Change the World.
his not a cardinal his a priest.
he is of in suffient age.
or maybe there is a way we could to consider possibilities.
I'm sorry, protocols of conclave are not subject to modification.
I will not call benedicts in this matter.
But signori you would not call the rabai.
sure you Remember you gave up your post as great elector.
They are singing in at St peters Square,what happen here tonight,transcends our lost.
does it,is it gods speed that we give our self over to frenzy.
discard the rules of the church.
perhaps we need not discard them.
signori I'm thinking now of Romano confirzi 674.
- aah by alteration.
- yes,yes.
if the holy spirit speaks through us.
and we call a man's name out loud.
that's is election by duration.
- his gods choice.
- yes.
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And the canditate will be member of clerkies.
- signor Camerlengo.
- yes.
cardinals ask you to join in the conclave as soon as possible.
me?
yes, padre.
- What you doing?
get some journals I want them back.
Richter said, his holiness suffered from seizures, steps were taking.
for safety.
make sure he was watch. he said.
what if he try give me this key.
that's the papal office.
if The pope was worried about seizures he must have Richter install to cameras without telling anyone..
To keep an eye on him, for safety.
maybe its records.
I read the journals Patrick.
the scientist kept journal, so
devolio Wasn't just a physics he was also catholic priest..
he was deeply conflicted about implication of his work and need of spiritual guidness..
like Galileo.
About months ago, he requested audience with the pope, but you know that.
because you granted the audience.
you were also present in during it.
the god particle the Arrogance.
the holy father didn't see it like that.
he urge him to go public..
his holiness thought, that discovery could actually scientifically prove.
The existence of a divine power, begin bridge the gap between scientist and religion..
his work was not religious..
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it was sacra religious.
but You, You saw popes positision as softening of church law.
as a old man's weakness.
your fathers weakness.
- You murded Vicar of Christ.
he raised me to protect this church.
even from within.
and you countered up old enemy from the past of Illuminati.
You found the ancient brands papal wars and putem to use.
dispread fear!
cardinals are men of believe.
right,Now they believe in evil is uniting them.
the entire catholic world united by this attack.
there is No attack!
you are Trying to convince the Cardinals that they are in a war.
so they choose a warrior lead them.
we are at war,we are weak when we should be strong.
if science is to aloud to claim power of creation... what is left for God.
- it didnt work patrick.
- it isnt finished.
o,yes its finished.
its finished.
I have shown the journals to father simeo.
the moment doors to conclave open he will tell cardinals what you done.
I was planning doing this alone.
put it down.
perhaps it's better for juries.
put it down.
put it away.
Help. his the one, He has a gun.
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Illuminates!
- you Bastard!
- Illuminati!
padre!
.-and get the helicopters for older cardinals,right-.
I been summoned by college of cardinals.
Father in to their hand I committed my spirit.
church sources now confirmed that Camerlengo fader Patrick McKenna... has died over internal injuries sustained in his heroic fall.
as we wait appearance of the new holy father cardinal baggio of Italy... one of the 4 original prefefiti.
who despite terrorist attempts disruption seems to be selected one of the swiftest and smoothest conclaves in modern church history.
professor langdon,Please.
a token thing from his holiness..
and from us.
we are grateful you safe his life.
it's our understanding that your require this text to complete you work.
we ask only that in your last will testament..
you insure..
its finds way home.
of course.
And when you Wright of us.
and you will Wright of us.
may I ask one thing?
do so gently.
I try.
religion is god..
but only because men is faulty all men.
including this one.
he choose name Luke?
There's been many marks and johns.
never a Luke.
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he said he was doctor.
it's quite a message face hole in one.
world is need of both.
you will counsel him wisely.
I am old man, I counsel him briefly.
Mr. Langdon.
thanks,god for sending someone to protect this church.
I don't believe he sent me father.
o,my son of course he did.
no, fucking way man.
jso.2009.sbd.
St. Peter �s Basilica, Vatican City
CERN
- Large Hadron Collider Geneva, Switzerland
You've blocked all access, Philippe.
Because you're scaring us all!
The Accelarator should never create Antimatter.
The three Cylinders are stored under the highest safety arrangements.
I am just asking you to wait.
We can't wait any longer.
Antimatter forms at the beginning.
Free the access now!
Do you want me to call the director?
Just... don't bomb us all to beyond.
Vittoria, what did Philippe want?
They are scared and want us to wait.
What do you think?
It's now or never.
Trigger is set.
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Collisions imminent.
Collision initiated.
We are back online.
Capture is imminent.
We have created Antimatter.
In previously unknown quantity.
Silvano, we did it.
Now we are in Gods hands, Vittoria.
I'll be with you in a moment.
I call Christ, who will be my judge, to witness that my vote goes to the one, of whom I believe it is Gods will that he be elected.
I elect as Pontifex:
Dominicus Scolamiero.
The first vote did not result in a majority, but Cardinal Baggia from Italy is the clear favourite...
There is still no new Pope, but Cardinal Guidera from Spain has the biggest chance...
A potential candidate could be Cardinal Ebner from Germany...
Stem cell research is murder!
You condemn sick people to death!
Humans are not God!
Good evening.
Could you help me?
I'm waiting for a doctor.
Come.
Stay calm.
Please, don't shoot...
The Catholic church thanked the Camerlengo for his selfless act and proposed his immediate canonization.
The Vatican also confirmed the deaths of three Cardinals and the fire in Santa Maria della Vittoria.
Note:
Only the foriegn parts are subbed!
You have blocked us access, Phillipe.
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You are terrified because you gave it your all.
The accelerator should never create antimatter.
It's only three cylinders under high security.
I only ask you to wait.
We can't wait any longer.
Antimatter is only the beginning.
We will have free access.
But listen, even with proper calibration, we might not be prepared.
Just call the director, stop this.
Victoria, Victoria ...
This will not blast us to the other side, so, please.
Victoria, what did Phillipe want?
He about shitted.
We should still wait.
What do you think?
If we don't do it now, then never.
Trigger calibrated.
Colission is imminent.
Colissions Initiated.
We are wide on the Net.
Capture quickly approaches!
Awaiting completion of resonance.
We have created antimatter.
The unknown has been created.
Silvano, We have created it.
We are now in God's hands, Victoria!
I am on my way.
Help!
Help!
My Savior Christ will be my judge, to testify that my voice is His.
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For I believe that He should be chosen for the sake of God.
I wish to Pontifex, Dominicus Scolamiero.
No majority in the first vote, but Cardinal Baggia from Italy is the clear favorite...
Still no new Pope, but Cardinal Guidera from Spain has the best chance...
The more conceivable candidate could be Cardinal Ebner from Germany...
Stem cell research is murder!
They force sick people to sin.
Man is not God!
Vatican talks are over.
Sympathy being offered to a family... of a tourist from Dusseldorf whose death is now being recognized.
Vatican police have arrested a suspect...
Vatican will permit access to St. Peters again, with strict security measures.
His Holiness Celestine was murdered!
Is it so inconceivable that it will happen again?
Good evening.
I wonder if you could help me?
I am waiting on a doctor.
Come here.
I'll go quietly.
Please don't shoot.
The Catholic church thanks Camerlengo for his selfless act and demand his immediate canonization.
The Vatican has also confirmed the deaths of three Cardinals and the fire in Santa Maria della Vittoria.
The Ring of the Fisherman, which bears the official papal seal
Must be destroyed immediately following the pope's death.
The papal apartment is then sealed for 9 days of mourning,
A period known as sede vacante:
The time of the empty throne.
Over the last several days,
Catholic leaders from every corner of the world,
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Have flocked to Rome, shocked by the sudden death,
Of this progressive and beloved pope.
Today, in St. Peter's Square,
The faithful pray that there is among them another leader who can unite their Church which has been so riven by change and dissent in recent years.
As the body of the pontiff passes by,
We see prayers are being offered by the preferiti,
Favorites among those being considered
To succeed him as the Vicar of Christ.
At the end of the mourning period, the College of Cardinals
Will lock itself behind the doors of the Sistine Chapel for conclave The process by which they will choose a new leader for the world's one billion Catholics who now find their church at a crossroads its ancient traditions threatened by a modern world.
Attention, control group going online for LHC beam event.
We are powering up.
Attention, Category One personnel:
interlock areas are now restricted.
You pulled us off the power grid, Philippe.
Because you're scaring the hell out of everyone.
The collider was never intended to generate antimatter.
All three canisters are stored under every possible safeguard.
I'm only asking you to wait.
We can't wait.
The bulk of the antimatter is generated at start-up.
Put us back online.
Do you want to call the director, or shall I?
ATLAS underground is now in restricted mode.
Vittoria, Vittoria.
Protons are being loaded.
Don't blow us all to heaven.
Please.
Powering on LHC magnets.
Ion source stage in four, three, two...
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Start the collision sequence.
Vittoria, what did Philippe want?
They're terrified.
He wants us to wait.
What do you think?
I think if we don't harvest now, we never will.
Beam-on-beam stability is good.
Take your places, people.
ATLAS at CMS, check.
Sending timing trigger now.
Collisions imminent.
We have got 10 to the 13th protons per bunch.
Let's hope the heavy ion guys didn't mess up.
Beams at relativistic velocities.
Luminosity monitors operational.
Beamline has no restrictions.
Enable beam capture.
Accelerating the beam.
Stage one, line up.
Magnets to full field.
Load functions to magnets.
Last P is still too high.
Yeah, we got luminosity of 10 to 34.
Inject particle beams.
Filling the LHC.
Collisions are active.
We should be back online.
Capture should begin at any moment.
Particles in transition.
Collisions are fixed and running.
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LHC injecting protons, beam one.
Lock the feedback systems.
Particles at 99 percent the speed of light.
Colliding stable beams.
Enact injection kicker.
We have a signal on the luminosity monitors.
We have events.
Protons are moving.
We have antimatter.
It's on a scale never seen before.
That's a crate of beer on the way.
Silvano, we've done it.
We're in God's hands now, Vittoria.
I'll be right down.
Silvano.
Silvano.
Oh, God.
Help.
A swim might help your jet lag.
I beg your pardon?
You got bags under your eyes.
It's 5 in the morning.
And you're from the Vatican.
Crossed keys under the triregnum.
It's a papal symbol.
Claudio Vincenzi, Corpo della Gendarmeria Vaticano.
Vatican police?
I was expecting another letter.
My request for access to your archives.
Shouldn't you be in Rome?
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A kind of busy time for you guys, isn't it?
In fact, I was in New York, detailed to the U.N.
I receive a phone call in the middle of the night:
"Find Professor Robert Langdon.
A matter of great urgency."
They said to show you this.
The Illuminati?
They disappeared hundreds of years ago.
Did they?
Look at that again.
It's an ambigram.
It's the same image forward and backward.
Now, that's common for a symbol, like a yin and yang or a swastika
But that's a word.
That Illuminati ambigramatic symbol
Has been considered a myth for 400 years.
Supposedly, in the 16th century
Some artist created it as a tribute to Galileo's love of symmetry.
It was only gonna be revealed
When the Illuminati had amassed enough power
To resurface and carry out their final goal.
I wrote a book about it.
Which is why you're here.
The Art of the Illuminati by Robert Langdon.
Part One.
Haven't been able to finish Part Two.
I'm not allowed access to your archives.
It's remarkable.
Singular.
Someone is trying to make you believe the Illuminati themselves have returned to Rome.
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Right after the death of a pope.
Four cardinals were kidnapped from inside the Vatican sometime between 3 and 5 a. m. this morning.
Shortly afterward that document was sent to the Office of the Swiss Guard along with the threat the cardinals will be publicly executed one per hour, beginning at 8 p. m.
tonight in Rome.
- Conclave.
- Was to begin today.
We've postponed its start for a few hours, a story of illness.
There are no suspicions yet.
What do you want from me?
These criminals who sent this ambigram meant it as a taunt, a provocation.
But Captain Olivetti think if you can use it to learn their identity perhaps we can stop this abomination.
Why me?
Your expertise.
Your erudition.
Your recent involvement with certain Church, shall we say mysteries.
I wasn't under the impression that episode had endeared me to the Vatican.
Oh, it didn't.
But it did make you...
What's the word?
formidabile.
Formidable.
A Vatican jet is standing by 20 minutes from here.
Will you come with me?
Professore Langdon, you've spent your life searching for symbols like the one you now hold in your hand.
How much longer are we going to pretend you have not already decided to come?
If the Illuminati have returned and are in Rome we will hunt them down and kill them.
The Illuminati did not become violent until the 17th century.
Their name means "the enlightened ones"
They were physicists and mathematicians, astronomers.
They were concerned with the Church's inaccurate teaching and were dedicated to scientific truth.
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But the Vatican didn't like that.
So the church began to...
How did you say it?
Oh,"hunt them down and kill them."
Drove them underground.
Into a secret society.
Excuse me.
Comandante Richter assures me the guard is doing everything humanly possible to find the preferiti.
A long way to say very little.
What if you were to begin in their absence?
They are the four leading candidates.
If they're not present, they're not eligible.
There will be no consensus without them.
Who are we to vote for?
It is as much as sin to offer flattery as to accept it.
May I suggest you at least consider the possibility.
No, no, no.
There is no possibility.
I have been chosen Great Elector.
I am not eligible.
Camerlengo asks how long we can postpone the opening prayer without making another announcement to the public.
Tell the camerlengo the cardinal-elect will take every minute required to perform the sacred trust.
No further announcements are necessary.
He'll be concerned about the public dimension.
People will think-
What we tell them to think.
- Professor Langdon.
- Yes.
Welcome to Vatican City.
Ernesto Olivetti inspector general of the Vatican police force.
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- My pleasure.
- This way, please.
We'll meet in the headquarters of the Swiss Guard.
I thought you were Swiss Guard.
No, la Gendarmeria.
We are responsible for everything inside the Vatican walls with the exception of the security of His Holiness and the Apostolic palace
That is Swiss Guard.
The Roman carabinieri are here as well in an advisory capacity.
So jurisdictionally, this is...
A goddamn nightmare.
Oh, yes, Pope Pius IX's great castration.
- I beg your pardon?
- 1857, Pope Pius IX felt the male form would inspire lust.
So he took a hammer and chisel and unmanned hundreds of these statues.
The plaster fig leaves were added later.
Are you anti-Catholic, Professor Langdon?
No.
I'm anti-vandalism.
I urge you to guard your tone here.
The Swiss Guard is a calling, not a profession... and it encourages a certain civiltry.
Commander Richter, the head of the Guard is a deeply spiritual man and he was close to the late pope.
Understood?
Look, I don't study symbols because I consider them unimportant.
Ceremony, traditions, it's how we mark our lives.
I just
- I just hope I can help.
So do I.
You were my idea.
Wait here.
Please.
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Commander?
Commander Richter?
Professor Langdon is here.
Well, we have bigger problems than that now.
Dr. Vetra?
I'm Commander Richter, comandante principale of the Swiss Guard.
Thank you for coming.
Hello.
- Professor Langdon.
- Yes.
What a relief, the symbologist is here.
This way, please, Miss Vetra.
The situation has changed.
We received another treat from the kidnapper.
The canister was stolen from our lab around noon yesterday.
The intruder killed my research partner,
Silvano Bentivoglio and mutilated him in order to bypass security.
We use retinal scanners.
They cut out his eye.
Is that our stolen canister, Miss Vetra?
Where is that camera, Number 86?
It's wireless.
It too was stolen.
It could be anywhere inside the Vatican.
That canister contains an extremely combustible substance called antimatter
We need to locate it immediately or evacuate Vatican City.
I'm quite familiar with incendiaries, Miss Vetra.
I've never heard of antimatter being used as such.
Well, it's never been generated in significant quantities before.
It's a way of studying the origins of the universe to try to isolate what some people call "the God particle"
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But there are implications for energy research-
"The God particle"?
What we call it isn't important.
It's what gives all matter mass.
The thing without which we could not exist.
You're talking about the moment of creation.
Yes.
In a way, I am.
The antimatter is suspended there in an airtight nanocomposite shell with electromagnets in each end.
If it were to fall out of suspension and come in contact with matter say, the bottom of the canister, the two opposing forces would annihilate one another violently.
And what might cause it to fall out of suspension?
The battery going dead.
- Which it will, just before midnight.
- What kind of annihilation?
- How violent?
- A cataclysmic event.
A blinding explosion equivalent to about five kilotons.
Vatican city will be consumed by light.
Those are the exact words the kidnapper used.
We will destroy your four pillars.
We will brand you preferiti and sacrifice them on the altars of science then bring your church down upon you.
Vatican City will be consumed by light.
A shining star at the end of the Path of Illumination.
It's the ancient Illuminati threat.
Destruction of Vatican city through light.
Four pillars, there's your kidnapped cardinals.
You didn't tell me they were the preferiti the favorites to be named the next pope.
Play it again.
We will destroy your four pillars.
We will brand you preferiti...
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Wait, stop it.
Stop it.
"Brand" them.
That's another Illuminati legend.
This one says that there are a set of five brands each one an ambigram.
The first four are the fundamental elements of science:
Earth, air, fire and water.
The fifth, it's a mystery.
Maybe it's this.
He said they'd be killed publicly.
Yes.
Revenge for la purga.
"La purga"?
Oh, jeez, you guys don't even read your own history, do you?
1668, the Church kidnapped four Illuminati scientists and branded each one of them on the chest with the symbol of the cross to purge them of their sins, and they executed them.
Threw their bodies into the street as a warning to others to stop questioning Church rulings on scientific matter.
They radicalized them.
The purga created a darker, more violent Illuminati one bent on retribution.
Look how they intend to finally get it:
Using antimatter, technology, to destroy the Church.
Science obliterates religion.
Is there any more?
and sacrifice them on the altars of science then bring your church down upon you.
Vatican City will be consumed by light.
a shining star at the end of the Path of Illumination.
"Path of Illumination."
I need access to the Vatican archives.
Professor, I don't think this is the appropriate-
Your petition has been denied seven times,
No, no.
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This has nothing to do with my work.
The Path of Illumination is a trail that leads to the Church of the Illumination the place where the Illuminati would meet in secret.
If I can find the segno, the sign that marks the beginning of that path the four churches along it may be where he intends to murder your cardinals.
One every hour at 8,9,10 and 11.
Then the device explodes at midnight.
If we can figure out the first church and get there before he does maybe we can stop it.
But I can't find the start of the path until I get into the archives.
Even if I wanted to help you access to the archives is only by written decree by the curator and the Board of Vatican Librarians.
Or by papal mandate.
Yes, but as you no doubt have heard, the Holy Father is dead.
What about il camerlengo?
The camerlengo is just a priest here, the former pope's chamberlain.
Doesn't the power of the Holy See rest in him during tempe sede vacante?
Fellas, you called me.
His Holiness once told me a pope was a man torn between the real world and the divine.
It seems the real world is upon us tonight.
I'm familiar with Illuminati lore and the legend of the brandings.
La purga is a dark stain on this Church's history.
I'm not surprised this ghost has returned to haunt us.
Comandante, have you begun the search for this explosive device?
Of course, but it could be anywhere.
My primary concern at the moment is the safety of the cardinals.
The Sistine Chapel is a fortress.
as long as the cardinals are in conclave, your security concerns are at a minimum.
Devote as many of your resources-
If you're about to suggest a naked-eye search of the entire Vatican City,
I will tell you we do not have the people.
Though I'm not His Holiness, when you are addressing me you are addressing this office.
Do you understand?
Yes, Father.
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Good.
You said the image on the screen was illuminated by artificial light.
Might I suggest methodically cutting power to various sections of the city.
When the image goes dark, you'll have a specific idea of the camera's location.
Dr. Vetra, besides yourself and your research partner who else knew about this antimatter project?
No one but the research ream.
This project was strictly confidential.
But Silvano kept detailed journals.
If he told anyone else about what we were doing, he would have made a note.
Do you have these journals?
I can have them flown here from Geneva in an hour.
Please.
Professor Langdon.
Mr. Langdon, you are correct that
I may grant you access to the archives.
Thank you, Padre.
I said that you were correct that I may, not that I will.
Christianity's most sacred codices are in that archive.
Given your recent entanglement with the Church there is a question I'd like to ask you first in the office of His Holiness.
Do you believe in God, sir?
Father, I simply believe that religion-
I did not ask if you believe what man says about God.
I asked if you believe in God
I'm an academic.
My minds tells me I will never understand God.
And your heart?
Tells me I'm not meant to.
Faith is a gift that I have yet to receive.
Be delicate with our treasures.
The archives are this way.
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