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In the dictionary, under "asshole," it says, "See him." Why am I here? We're gonna play some music for you right now. Here we go. Here's a little James Brown coming your way. Baby, help me, please. ["I GOT YOU (I FEEL GOOD)" PLAYING ON RADIO] [SCREAMS] [AS JAMES BROWN] Back again. [LAUGHS] Sugar and spice. Ha, ha. So...
LEVITAN: How the hell do I know? KIRK: We're happy with him too, sir. Yes, I'm sure that wasn't Walter Cronkite. KIRK: I will tell him, sir. - Didn't I speak to you before? Okay, sir, thank you. CRONAUER: Very good. All right, now. All right, let's recap now, okay. If someone is not telling the truth, you say that ...
Very good. Okay, now we got a special situation right now. There's a Puerto Rican waitress. She comes over, brings you a red soup. She's got some tomato soup. Oh, she slips, she spills it on your brand-new gabardine pants that you paid more than a coloured TV for. You're a little angry, so you say to her... Minh? Uh, ...
"I'm sorry. What're you gonna do about it, asshole?" What do you say to her? What would you say? They spilled something on your pants, what would you do? I do nothing. Come on, Wilkie, it's cursing class. You're getting pissed off. What would you do? I just remain reticent. Okay, she goes in the kitchen, she gets a kn...
[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE] Yeah. [SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE] What is a lakai? Relax already, crazy American. I made a date with you and Trinh tomorrow. - You did? - Nearby the larch tree, near Viet Hoa. By the food and flower vendors where you burn your mouth on the noodles. - Where's that? - The noodles, remember? - When you b...
And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. I go out with girls who talk so much you can hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town. You talk, I think, very much. Well, you see, I'm not used to going on a date with a grand jury, and it makes me a little nervo...
- You know any American songs at all? - "Puff the Magic Dragon." You know "Puff the Magic Dragon"? Will you sing it? [SINGING] Puff, the Magic Dragon Living by the tree That's wonderful. Hey, 12, please. Um... [BOTH SPEAK IN VIETNAMESE] [SINGING ""BEACH BLANKET BINGO"] [DUBBED IN VIETNAMESE] [SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE] My ...
Eddie, sometimes you got to go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. What's that? Come on. Take some chances once in a while, Edward. That's what life's all about. - Find anything? - No, I'll have to make something up. Hey, we're back. That last two seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest singl...
Today, President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on highways. Hey, we got a great show coming your way today. Former Vice President Richard Nixon's in town. That's right, the big Dick is here. Get ready. I think there's an ...
And whoever says yes, we shoot them. It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man named Charlie. They're all named Nyugen or Doh or things like that. It's very difficult for me. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Thank you. Is it true that you've actually...? You're actually too close to some of the nerve agents they were testing? [SLO...
You don't have time. You'll stay here and drink instant beverage or something. We promised our listening audience Nixon highlights by 4 p.m. I've been on the air for four hours. I'm hungry. That's a joke, right? I get it. No, I'm actually hungry. Well, I'm actually giving you an order. Oh, it's an order. In that case,...
and that this war will be won. Mission does involve... I think very appropriately. ...as you have suggested, give and take. CRONAUER [ON TAPE]: Well, I didn't make that suggestion, sir. NIXON [ON RADIO]: The United States has no right to give. Why would Cronauer's voice be on this tape? I don't know, lieutenant. NIXON:...
There is an operation that... Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this. CRONAUER: --a very well-hung Chihuahua. Mr. Nixon, while you've been in Vietnam, it's rumoured that you smoked marijuana. Are you planning, sir, to take some of the marijuana back to the United States? How would you do that? NIXON [ON TAPE]...
Sir, the man has got an irreverent tendency. He did a very off-colour parody of former VP Nixon. I thought it was hilarious. Respectfully, sir, the former VP is a good man and a decent man. Bullshit. I know Nixon personally. He lugs a train load of shit behind him that would fertilise the Sinai. I wouldn't buy an appl...
- She do liking you. She want to meet you today. She's not far from here. - I can't, I gotta be back on the air... - You have to meet her today. - Otherwise, you miss your big chance. - I don't wanna miss my big chance. Yes, come, we go. Sound like you learned English from Tonto. "We go." TUAN: Come on. - Okay. I stil...
Oh, my bar! Why? Who do that? MP 1: Get back. MP 2: Dead. CRONAUER: You can't just leave them. - This boy's gone, soldier. MAN: Let's go. MP 1: Come on, get back. Get back. DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]: Fire 4, there's a fire in the landing on the outside of the building. Hey, where's he going? What do you think you're...
Not official news. Far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen. - It did happen... - You shut your mouth. What are you afraid of? People might find out there's a war? This news is not official, airman. You want everyone going under the assumption it's safe here. It's not. The fighting's not in the hills. It's downtown... I...
Queen Elizabeth, Liz... Elizabeth Taylor. Elizabeth Taylor. She's still married after six months. Way to go, Liz, hey. All right, in Saigon today, according to official sources, nothing actually happened. One thing that didn't officially happen was a bomb didn't explode at 1430 hours, unofficially destroying Jimmy Wah...
Military intelligence? There's a contradiction in terms. Sir, the man is a walking keg of dynamite. In the eight weeks he's been on the air, general, he's disobeyed orders as to style and content. He's read unofficial news. What's he gonna be like in six months? What's he gonna be like when he's ten times as popular, g...
You will sick if you drink some more. Come on. My village not too far from here. You could come there for resting. You could see how we live. Listen, Sparky, I don't think seeing your little production of Our Town is gonna cheer me up. - You see Trinh there. - I'll drive. Red leather, yellow leather, red leather. Red l...
You might lay an egg. I mean, a big egg. I mean, I know funny, and I don't think you're it. But, hey, such is life. Me, I'm not much with power tools. Hey, that was the great exciting sound of Petula Clark. - Beach Boys. Those were guys. - Of the Beach Boys. Hey, that wraps it up for me, Marty Lee Dreiwitz. Adrian Cro...
[BICYCLE HORN HONKS] ...mad at me, and he could Al Hirt me. [BICYCLE HORN HONKS] [AS FRENCHY] Lieutenant Steve, let's play some music. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, Frenchy, what would you like to hear? [AS FRENCHY] Well, uh, I love a good polka as much as the next man. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Well, a good polka it is for my good ...
[MIMICS ENGINE] You not understand, you not. We no future together, Cronauer. My country maybe no future. Hey, I like you. I just wanna be your friend, okay? - I know it sounds dumb. - I not can do this, Cronauer. No. No friend, Cronauer. Not comfort for me. My brother, okay, friends, but Vietnam ladies, not friends. ...
I think that I see a pattern forming here. Sir, these letters are unequivocal. E.g., "Hey, Hauk, eat a bag of shit. You suck." That's pretty much to the point, sir. Not much grey area in this one. GARLICK: We got one call from some guy in Wichita who thought Hauk was visionary and interesting. The other 1,100 calls sa...
The men want him back. I want him back. Sir, you heard from the men who don't like my humour, but what about the silent masses who do? And as far as polkas, they are a much maligned musical taste. You don't know whether you're fucked, powder-burned or snake-bit. I don't care about polkas. They're rioting in Hue. We're ...
Try and find some hidden meaning. Because, basically, I believe that that man is a misunderstood genius. Genius? What are you saying to me? I'm saying I'm through, Ed. I'm tired of people telling me what I can't say. "This news isn't official. That comment is too sarcastic." I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon. And...
GARLICK: I'd like an explanation. - On anything in particular? - A lot of people went to the mat for you. Thousands of guys wrote in, called in, trying to get you reinstated. And I literally think that you owe it to all of them to get your ass back on the air. If you haven't noticed, the Army doesn't really want me, Ed...
You're gonna leave the fucking thing. Leave everything fucking hanging. People are depending on you. Edward, please. That's two nasty words in one year. - Forgive me. - Hey. CRONAUER: You wanna give me a ride, or am I gonna have to buy another bike? You're pissing me off. SOLDIER 1: What the hell's the holdup? SOLDIE...
Moe. GARLICK: Guess again. Oh, bag it, bag it, Garlick. The fellow I got in here is the gentleman, the one and the only king of the airwaves, You're a dead man. GARLICK: Adrian Cronauer. SOLDIER 7: Peterson, get up here, man. I think we got Cronauer here. Hey, Cronauer, say, "Good morning, Vietnam." Oh, give me a bre...
I'm on at 6:00 and again at 4. We'd like to welcome you to Vietnam, the country that is more stimulating than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema. That one's coming at you now. First, our fashion report from Special Forces Sgt. Ernest Lee Sincere. [EFFEMINATELY] Thank you. I think this fall, the discerning ...
Thank you for playing. "Yeah, shit, I can't think of it." That's right. You don't win the case of fish balls and lizard testicles. Thank you for playing anyway. Here it is right now. What's your name? Patrick O'Ma... O'Malley. [IN IRISH ACCENT] Patrick O... O'Malley. I don't know. I'm just so happy. I'm O... O... ...
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi. What's your name? - Jimmy Wilkes. CRONAUER: Wilkes. - Where you from? WILKES: New York. Oh, two boys joined together. All of a sudden, "Well, I got drunk. All of a sudden, I went for a tattoo. Next thing you know, I'm on a fucking truck. What happened?" It's like, "Wow, baby. I don't know what...
SOLDIER 10: Stones. SOLDIER 11: I like James Brown. - You like James Brown. Yes, sir. [AS MICK JAGGER] Oh, you like Mick Jagger? [IN NORMAL VOICE] Do you think he looks like a negative of Little Richard? Really, and that hair. [AS MICK JAGGER] All right. Gentlemen, I don't know... Oh, my God, these lips. My God, the...
Well, "Why don't you try it out." Look at this, look at that. It says... What sizes you got? You got large, medium and Caucasian. Look at this thing. A little Italian party favour there. Oh, no, Bozo, boys and girls. Look at this thing. This is going like, "Yeah, check it out." Hold on, how big is this thing? Hold on,...
Sean Donum. - Donum. SOLDIER 14: Jay Snyder. Feels like the Mouseketeers show. Annette, Cubby, Roy. Well, you guys, you take care of yourselves. I won't forget you. All right, guys, let's say goodbye to the radio star! We're out of here. SOLDIERS: All right! Bye, bye-bye. [SOLDIER'S YELLING INDISTINCTLY] SOLDIER 15: W...
They're out there. Special song going out to you right now. ["WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD" PLAYING ON RADIO] [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] [SINGS "WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD"] That was Louis B. Armstrong, the great Satchmo. DICKERSON: Wanna interview some GIs in the field, sir, and play those tapes on the radio? God only knows what they...
God, is it hot. What a country. Heat, humidity, terrorism. Still, it's better than New York in the summer. Hey, fellas, how's the cough-drop business? You know, we haven't passed too many checkpoints since Chon Thanh. CRONAUER: Why do you make every town sound like a Mexican restaurant? "Britain imposed an oil embargo...
[KIRK SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO] KIRK [ON RADIO]: "Shuffle Off to Buffalo," "The Sidewalks of New York." "Chattanooga Choo Choo," "Meet Me In Chicago," "I Left My Heart in San Francisco," of course, "Moonlight in Vermont," and many, many more, but we need to hear your requests. So send in your postcards to Eddie K...
Now where do Cronauer go? An Loc. His pass say An Loc. An Loc? Shit. CRONAUER: You okay? GARLICK: Yeah. - Yeah. You okay? - No. Come on, pal, we'll make it. - Well, how about that? - Hold on. - The VC, the fucking VC. - Tell me something I don't know, okay? GARLICK: How far you think we've gone? CRONAUER: Ten, 15 ...
It okay! You can come out now! Didn't you hear? I cannot find you unless you talk to me. It's too dangerous staying here. You don't believe it's me? Okay. Flip them the bird. Tuan? Hey, there you are, Cronauer. - How the hell you find us, Sparky? - Your jeep. We're obviously not in Cambodia. [ENGINE TURNING] GARLICK: ...
We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. [HELICOPTER WHIRRING IN DISTANCE] Listen. Somewhere over there. There it is, man, yo! [CRONAUER YELLS] Taxi! Yo, GI! Hello, sailor, hello! Hey! LEVITAN: To avoid razor-burn problems, always rinse you razor with cold water instead of hot. You skin will look and feel a whole lot better...
A friend? Your friend is a VC terrorist. [SCOFFS] Yeah, and my mother is a werewolf, right? Tuan is also known as Phan Duc Tho. He's currently wanted by the South Vietnamese police in connection with several bombings in the area, including the one at Jimmy Wah's. Surely, you're familiar with that incident. Do you ever ...
I'm not gonna cover for you this time, son. Sir? What about the show? TAYLOR: We'll handle it. I'm sorry, son. Why'd you do this? I don't like your style, your politics or your sense of humour. I don't like what you say or how you say it. From now on, the fighting men of Vietnam will hear exactly what they're supposed...
Hey, teacher. When are you gonna teach us to softball? Listen, I gotta talk to you. Now. Come on. - Mr. Cronauer, I must... - Oh, Minh, not now. - You gotta tell me where your brother is. - I don't know. Listen, his life is in danger. You gotta tell me where the hell he is. - No, I don't know. - Bullshit! Listen, no m...
TUAN: You naive man, Cronauer. You take a stupid side. Now you have to go. It's better off. That's not the fucking point! You understand me? I fought to get you into that bar, and then you blow the fucking place up! Listen. I gave you my friendship and my trust and now they tell me that my best friend is the goddamn ...
It's unbelievable. Five months in Saigon, my best friend turns out to be a VC. This will not look good on a résumé! - You guys mind if I drive? - Be my guest. [ENGINE GRINDS] It's a simple rule. If the engine's humming, it's already started. Never fail you . You guys mind if we make an unscheduled stop? I got somethin...
A little conference, time-out, everyone. This, Cronauer, not a real baseball. It much smaller and harder than this one. You got me there, Wilk, because... I'm sorry, we have no budget, you see. And I gotta get on a plane and we have to do with what we can. - Give me your hand. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you all ...
Okay. - That's a deal. - It's a deal? Take the ball, will you? I'll give you money if you take the ball. - No. I'm sorry. - No? - Okay. - I'm... Can we have...? Is there a psychiatrist here? [CROWD APPLAUDING] [CROWD CHEERS] Yeah! Run, run, run! MP: Okay. He's not out till you have both halves of the ball. Keep your ...
We're having a good time. MAN: All right! Wilk, Wilk. Look, you got a base, take it. Yes! CRONAUER: You all played a good game. Yeah, me too. Hey, hey. When you look like Goliath so like you beware of some David. [SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE] MI NH: Thank you. Oh, Mr. Cronauer, we say thank you for your fine teaching about s...
I say tomato, you say cây tomat. See you. [ENGINE GRINDS] Staggers the imagination. - Makes me unique, doesn't it? - What a plus. Flip them a bird! SERGEANT: Left, right! SOLDIERS: One, two, three, four. Three, four. SERGEANT: Left, left, left, right, left. Left, left, left, right, left. Three, four. The left, left, le...
It says goodbye to everybody staying behind. GARLICK: I'll take care of it pronto, sir. - You could get in trouble for that. Requisitioned for a name change. "Trouble" is actually my new middle name. I'm gonna give you the old chuck on the shoulder now. It's a stupid thing to do, isn't it? You take care. All right? Yo...
[IN NORMAL VOICE] You're here, good to see you. [SLOWLY] I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Speaking of things controversial, is it true that there is a marijuana problem here in Vietnam? [SLOWLY] No, it's not a problem. Everybody has it. [EFFEMINATELY] I don't know. [IN NORMA...
¶ ¶ They're going to find you. Come on. Get away! Follow me. Hurry. Come on. (car horn honking) There. Yeah. He's here somewhere. Who are those guys chasing you? They're from Riddley. Riddley? The foster home, Riddley Hall. They whack you and pretend they're helping you. It's a slime pit. They catch me, I'm dead meat....
Let me go! VINCENT: You see, at this point, the wall appears solid, but when pressure is applied here, it swings inward. Good. Good. We can't be too cautious. Now how soon can we get this in place? The stones are being cut. Ah, Kipper. You're late for your lesson. I know. I'm sorry. What's Father teaching you, now? Ch...
It's a foster home. He said bad things happen there. Kids got whacked. Kids even disappeared. I wanted to bring him down here. I wish I could have. What happened to this boy? The men grabbed him, they dragged him away. Kipper, do you think this boy was telling the truth? Hmm. Vincent. Are you well? Yes. I've missed you...
Riddley Hall? The foster home? Yes. It's supposed to be a very good one. No, Catherine. Children are being hurt there. Are you sure? I believe they are. These children have no one to protect them. We can't let them hurt the helpless ones. They must be made to feel safe. How can this be, how can this happen? If childre...
I'm going to need you there to keep an eye on the witnesses. It's all routine. I could do it in my sleep. Yeah? In your sleep? Your bed that big? Knock it off. (sighs) Joe, this is important. I wouldn't be asking if it wasn't. I've got good reason to believe there are serious problems at Riddley Hall. (sighs) We're tal...
Can I help you? Yes. I'm Catherine Chandler, with the District Attorney's office. Oh. What can we do for you? I would like to have a look around. Do you have an appointment? No, I don't. Let me see if Mr. Barnes is able to see you. That's all right. If you'd like a tour of the facilities, I'd be glad to show you arou...
I guess you could say we run a tight ship. It looks that way. They're remarkably well-behaved. How do you do it? Structure. We give them structure. Now, shall we go elsewhere? I think kids need a sense of structure. You know, especially these kids. Hello. Let me show you the play area. You know, I'd like to talk to a ...
You know, I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. What? Did you want to tell me something? They took Peter. He didn't run away. They took him. Who? What do you mean? They made him disappear. Okay, let's start over. What's your name? Eric. Are you crazy? Come on. Wait. She's my sister. What's your last name? Shut up, Er...
All right. Tomorrow morning, first thing. I'll be there to pick it up. Bureaucracy in action. The rule's designed to protect the child from being moved are the same rules that prevent the child from being moved to safety. Sounds perfectly logical. Unless you're the kid stuck in the home and being abused. He's got to w...
I think what she's doing is terrific. Something she feels passionate about. I knew I could count on Greg to defend my honor. Well, here's to passion, wherever you find it. Do me a favor-- when you find it, let me know. So, what's going on with you and Greg? Nothing. Nothing? Really? Seems like a really nice person. He ...
You, uh, want to move a boy named Eric, no last name. What's this about? I'm not free to discuss that. Well, we have a few Erics here. This one has a sister here. Um, then we have a problem. What problem? Eric and his sister ran away last night. Where are they? I've got people out looking for them right now. Have you n...
Come on. (Ellie screaming) Let go of me! Stop! No! Where are you taking my brother? Hey, hey, cool down. Nobody's going to hurt you, nobody's going to hurt your brother, okay? As long as you behave yourself. But listen now, I don't want no scenes on the way over. You make it hard for me, I'm going to give you your bro...
Make Ellie feel at home. Come on, I'll show you where we sleep. Go with her. He's a problem. Well, he'll have to do some thinking about that. He'll have to decide how he's going to act here. Leave me alone. Go in. You from Riddley? Yeah. There are others here from Riddley. You can sleep on that one. What is this place?...
I'll try. (beeping) All those Child Social Service files are sealed. That's the way those people operate. Oh, Edie, I've got to find that boy. Those kids didn't run away. I don't know what happened, but I feel responsible. There's got to be another way. Breaking into sealed files? That's just about impossible. Impossib...
That's one think you can count on working for the city-- 12:00 comes and everybody runs to stuff their face. Looks pretty empty. Let's do it. This gets me fired, I'm moving in with you. Deal. Indefinitely. I must be crazy. Tell me I'm crazy. I only think I'm doing this. You're not crazy. What we're doing has got to be ...
No. What? I'd join you for lunch, but... I can't find my diet wafer. I know I had one in my purse. I've got to ask you a personal question. What kind of cologne are you wearing? Cologne? No, I'm not wearing any cologne. EDIE: Oh, come on, nobody just smells like that naturally. Oh, you know what? I'm going to be back...
It was in the other pocket. Just making sure. I see everything. Nothing gets around me. I got eyes in the back of my head. Remember that. BYH-- it's some sort of abbreviation or code. Hi, I'm sorry to bother you again. It's Edie. Listen, I know we didn't have any luck, but I just remembered, I've got some court record...
There are too many people on my back. How about for the next one, I give you $3,000? No, no, I want $2,500 for this one, and then it's over and out. All right, all right. I'll find another source. (children chattering) I'm looking for a boy named Eric Peterson. He has glasses. BOY 2: Eric? Hey, what's the new kid's nam...
Nick! Let me out! Let me out! Eric. It's you! Yes, Eric. Go downstairs, get in the car in the front. Go! (groans) (tires squealing) Vincent. She's in the park. She's waiting there. Thank you. Go to Father. Tell him I'll return soon. Vincent. I've got the boy. I found him. I knew you would. They've separated him from h...
I don't know how... It's all right. Wake him. Eric. What? What are we going to do? I'm going to take you to someplace safe where no one can hurt you. You going, too? We're going with a friend of mine. Someone very extraordinary. I'd like you to meet him. His name is Vincent. Eric. What is that? Is it real? It's real. H...
You don't want to hear them. By the way, sir, where did you get that hat? Naj is so amazing. I'm not going to do this. I don't care. You'll do it. (train chugging) Vincent tells me you might want to stay with us. Maybe. Well, you know, Eric, we only want those here who want to be here. No one's going to force you to st...
Good, good. Well, then, um... welcome. Welcome, Eric. The pocket on the left side. Do it. Do it, Ellie. Do it! (bell rings) You little idiot! We're going to be here all night. Eric, we'll find your sister. And can we both stay here? For as long as you like. Okay, good. You're safe. You're with friends. Now rest. No mor...
That matron at Bridgemont Youth Home just caved in. She's talking a blue streak. We've got what we need to bring in Barnes on illegally transferring kids and child abuse. Good. Good instincts. More than just instincts. Well, what do you want, Radcliffe, a gold star? Have you ever seen this man? I think I have. Around T...
Barnes is selling kids out of Ridley. Only the ones with no known relatives. The ones who are all alone. And he has Eric's sister? Where is he, Vincent? Do you know? Take me there. Too great a risk. It's the only way I can move on them. You can't testify against them, Vincent. The only way I can get an arrest warrant i...
No. Maybe if you reconstructed the events. You took the pills from Duncan's pocket. Mm-hmm. And ground them up into the brandy. It was a good plan, and I had ample time. Yes. And it worked in your favor, Duncan being a man of habit. Stock quotes in the hot tub and a glass of brandy before going to bed. Exactly! It w...
- And that was about- - Uh, midnight maybe a- a little after. - Are you quite sure... it was Serena's voice you heard? Yes. I'm positive. Go ahead. [Water Running] [Laughter, Chattering] Uh, the door was just a peep open, but I told you that, didn't I? Uh, about like this, ma'am? [Laughter, Chattering Continues] It'...
Thanks. You two can go now. You dropped a vase earlier today when you heard us talking about murder. Up until then, you must have believed that you'd been successful... in making it look like an accident. Suddenly there was a need to incriminate somebody else. And so you implicated the one person... you knew was in the...
Your neighbors will keep theirjobs. That's very public-spirited of you. It isn't actually. We just bought three magazines, and my figures show that if we can supply our own paper, we're gonna save a bundle. Well, it seems to me that this company is in very good hands. You have my word on it. I'm a very determined woman...
My sweet little Michelle, she's now an object-grabbing heat-seeking instrument of destruction. Hear this, humans. I am Robo-Baby. - Is Grandma here? - Not yet. - Look how cute you two look. - Cute. Just what we need. More cute. Grandma better get here soon. We're very busy with honeybee business. Joey, keep taping. ...
Guys there's no children in the house. You hear what I hear? - I don't hear anything. - Exactly. It's silence. Wha--? I can't believe this. I have no parental responsibilities. This is great. No, that's not true. I really miss my kids. - No, that's not true. This is great. - All right. Let's party, boys. - I got an id...
Male bonding? Joey, you wanna bond? All I want is a woman who, at just the right moment, goes: Guys, time-out. I can't do this. It's only been five months since I lost Pam. Hey, don't let me stand in your way. I'll be fine. I'll just stay home alone. Maybe change the part in my hair. You guys go out. Have a great time...
Don't hang up. Sorry. I'm not supposed to answer the phone. Yes, Jesse's here. Who may I say is calling? - Give me the phone. - No! Get out of town! The Roxanna? The rock star, Roxanna? - Come on. - Jesse, how do you know Roxanna? All right. We had this hot and heavy thing for a while. Actually, it was kind of serio...
My music? My music's going really well. - Yeah. - That's great. You told me you couldn't even find a job. Beat it, wolf boy. You know it'd be really nice to see you again. Tonight? Yeah, tonight would be good. Jesse, you promised. But actually, I can't tonight. I'm going fish- - I'm going boating. I'm going yachting ac...
The finest lady to sail the seven seas. I say we mount her. That's board her, squid head. Isn't this great? A night of men doing manly things. There isn't a manlier man among men than the old salty dog who pilots this vessel. Old Captain Jack, where you be? He be retired. I'm his granddaughter, Caroline. I'll be your c...
There's not a party? We're here to fish. There's no party. - There is now. - Yeah! - Come on. - Let's do it. All right, that's Joey. This is Danny. Which one's Yvonne? Which one's Vega? Thanks for helping me with the anchor, Danny. Caroline, I live for this stuff. Well, take a look at me. Did I forget anything? You c...
I don't care. Give me a worm and some dental floss. - I'll take the Shimano. - The hell you will. No way I'm getting stuck in these waters with a Daiwa. Look at this, I got the Shimano. The Shimano? In waters like this? Look at that. Full moon. There was a full moon the last night we were together. You remember Big Su...
I know how to push all the right buttons. - Well, we're in a great spot here. - Oh, yeah. I'm psyched. I got my lucky pole, my lucky hat my lucky underwear with little sharks on it. - But I digress. - You're kind of funny. - No. - Yeah. - No. - Yeah. Okay, yeah. All right, Joey. It's time for a fishing lesson from th...
My bait is yawning. Wake up. Would you wake up, please? Danny, is something wrong? Where's the scuba gear? There's something sinister going on down there. You think the fish got together and made a group decision to avoid your hook? It's the only logical explanation. This is so boring reeling in fish after fish after f...
- Shut up. You're just cranky because you got pulled overboard by a Michelin Radial. Hey, that tire had an incredible will to live. Hey, Roxanna, we'll meet you back at the hotel. Thanks for breakfast, guys. Oh, and thanks for the Pepto-Bismol. I know my antacids. You know, Joey, being with you actually bordered on fun...
How about if I make you dinner? Dinner? You know, food you eat when it gets dark? No dinner. How about lunch? No. No lunch, no food. Liquid protein? Look, Caroline I'm real sorry but I think this whole thing was just kind of a big mistake. You really shouldn't be here right now because you really should be somewhere e...
- Caroline and I are none of your business. - Neither are Roxanna and I. Jesse. Your attitude wouldn't have anything to do with her success? No. I don't know. All right, I do know. I mean, I put her band together, me. I put the band together, she's a big star. I put my band together, we're playing dives. I promised mys...
Where is this coming from? From my heart. I did have some help with the words. It's what Scooby-Doo told Scrappy-Doo last Saturday morning. Thanks, Joey. Come here, you big goof. All right. We got in some male bonding after all. Will you guys excuse me for a moment? Caroline, could I talk to you, please? - Hi. - Hi. Lo...
I gotta be living on the edge. Hi, Uncle Jesse. - Will you help me off with my stinger? - Sure, kid. Well I'm living on the edge of cuteness. Subtitles by SDI Media Group [ENGLISH] - Life is like a hurricane - Here in Duckburg - Racecars, lasers, airplanes - it's a duck-blur - Might solve a mystery - Or rewrite histor...
[man] The target should be in range any time now, Mr. Roberts. It's such a wonderful day to make something go "kablooey." [Humming] - A sailor's life for me "Attack Periscope Experimental." That's my baby. [Man] All hands, battle stations! - [Alarm ringing] - Battle stations! - Stand by to dive! - [Indistinct chatter]...
'Cause we know what loose lips do, don't we? [All] Sink ships, sir! [Grimitz] That's right. So when you're on shore leave in Singapore, say nothing to no one, no how. [All] Aye-aye, sir! [Man] Spices! Fresh spices from India, Africa, and China. Spices! [Dewey] Won't Uncle Donald be surprised to find us waiting for hi...
[Nephews] Uncle Donald! I don't believe it! Boys! What are you doing here? Surprising you! Aye, we thought we'd spend your shore leave with you. This wouldn't have anything to do with a certain secret submarine, would it Uncle Scrooge? - Oops. - Secret submarine? Now that you mention it, Donald, my boy, how did Admira...
That's a secret, Uncle Scrooge. I know, I know. What I want to say is, well... I am proud of you, Donald. It takes a real man to keep a secret. Especially from me. That's a real compliment, Uncle Scrooge. Especially from you. See you, Uncle Scrooge. - See you, sailor. - [Humming] - A sailor's life for me The Navy's mad...
You did have a good time. [chuckling] Go to the secret submarine hidden within your ship. Slip unnoticed into the submarine's control room. Use your clearance code numbers to remove the master computer link from the secret periscope. Hide it under your hat. Under your hat, stupid. Now, return to the city. [Beeping] Bac...