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I wouldn't if I were you. It's naughty to stay up past your bedtime. What if we don't get home by my bedtime? We will, hon. Don't worry. Santa Claus is gonna bring you a big surprise tonight. You just wait and see. [ Ricky, Narrating ] It was night by the time we reached that turnoff. I don't know what made him stop. ...
[ Groaning ] Oh, yeah? Gonna hit me? Shoot. [ Cackling ] Ho, ho, ho. [ Ricky ] It was him, jolly Saint Nick... with a knife in his hand. Where are you, you little bastard? Bastard. He left us out there to die. That was a long time ago. How could you possibly remember all that? Because... I was there. You know, I don't ...
Put your drawing on the board with the others. You put it in place, and I'll put the tape on it. [ Girl Screams ] Sister, look. Billy, take that down. Explain this, William. I'm sorry, Mother Superior. Are you? I don't think so. But you will be. You will learn what it is to be sorry. - Now go to your room and stay ther...
Yes. [ Moaning ] [ Moaning Continues ] [ Moaning ] [ Screaming ] - [ Gasps ] - Filthy devil! You'll pay for this. Punishment. - You devil, take your punishment. - [ Gasps ] [ Whipping ] [ Mother Superior ] Devil! How dare you! [ Woman ] Please. William! Don't blame him. I told him he could come out. Stay out of this, ...
Punishment is absolute. Punishment is good. Yes, Mother Superior. - You left your room, William. - Yes, Mother Superior. Very, very naughty. [ Yelps ] She... was... naughty. - Do you miss your brother? - What do you think? You felt sorry for him. Why? I feel sorry for you. You do? Yeah. You're shrink number... 13. Good...
Leave him alone. Let me out of here. Let me up. Let me up! Let me out of here! But on Christmas day... it all went straight to hell. [ Billy Screaming ] No! No! No! Oh, no! No! Out of the way. You will learn gratitude. Say thank you to Santa Claus. No. No! [ Screams ] [ Grunts ] Billy! Billy! I'm sorry. I didn't m...
- Bars. - Let's jump ahead. - Let's. - Your brother eventually lefttheorphanage. - Yeah. - Left you alone. - He didn't leave me. He was 18. Mother Superior got him a job... at the local toy store. That's very good. Very realistic. Isn't it, Mrs. Randall? He's definitely fat and jolly. Take a closer look at yourself in ...
Mommy. ♪ We wish you a merryChristmas♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ And a happy new year ♪ Good tidings for you ♪ Wherever you are ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ And a happy new year Hey, Santa, you'd better sober up. You got a long night ahead of you. [ Laughing ] - Huh? -...
No. Don't do that. Come on. Let's go back now. Andy, stop it! Please, Andy. No! [ Screams ] [ Laughs ] - No! - [ Screams ] [ Shouting ] Naughty! [ Gagging ] You bastard. You're crazy. Get the hell away from me! Did you hear something? I didn't hear anything, Mr. Simms. Must have been your imagination. - [ Screaming ...
- He's shutting down the ward! - Man, you'll all die! - Come on. - We've got to stop this. - You don't leave, you're dead tomorrow. - Shit's on now! - Come on. - Let's raid the pharmacy. - They've got nurses with big tits. - They're taking Lennihan away. We can't let these guys loose in the hospital. The city's partial...
Your neck? - Yeah. - Get him a lateral c-spine. Call my wife, will you? Where's our ER doc? I can't do this diagnosis by myself. How do I get hold of you? I need some more picks. You think I'm gonna give you a forwarding address? I'm outta here. Go to Chambers' office, pick up your files. - Upstairs. Make a right. - ...
- Shit. Stucky! Why should the generator work? Nothing else does. - Stucky! - Get maintenance on the phone. - What phone? It just went dead. - Oh, God. Stucky, you clown! I'm gonna twist your head off. - What's the story with the generator? - Checking it out now. Great. I haven't even got Tommy's X-rays. - How long's...
- I guess so. - What's this? Lennihan, Kevin. Oh, Chambers took care of that. So let's go, Dr Slattery. Go? Where? To ER. You've got a herd waiting for you. Start without me and I'll be right down. I'm not an MD, I'm an administrator. We've got to go now. - I've got to scrub up. - Dr Slattery, are we ready? Would yo...
I'm done stitching. I need someone to help dress her. Go to the trauma room and help Dr Joffe with the dressing. Excuse me, I have an emergency. Dr Foster, what are you doing? We don't intend to run an operating room by candlelight, do we? I've rescheduled all elective surgery until the day after tomorrow. Deploy the O...
- The causeway's out. - The causeway's out? - Yeah. - Who are you? - Dr Slattery. Who are you? - Dr Foster. We've got the same first name. How about a ride back to the hospital? Causeway's out. Give me more slack out there. - This is a great idea, Dr Joffe. - Young Dr J's full of great ideas. - How many headlights do ...
- Yeah, that was my diagnosis. - Shouldn't they drive the ambulances? - Yeah. They should. What's your name? - Dr Joffe. - Barely "Dr". Left school 3 months ago. Three months? I've got haemorrhoids older than that. You send people out in this weather without ascertaining the risk? Don't you realise medicine is hands...
A possible labour. No husband, six kids, all here. Broken leg in the cast room. And we need a doctor for the detox ward. They're screaming for their medicine. I can't fake being a doctor. I couldn't fake being a lunatic. This is easier. None of them know what they're doing. - What's a doctor do? - Diagnose the clap. - ...
Depend on yourselves. You got good minds. You're brilliant! Screen those patients for me. Nurse, help him out. Give me your recommendations. And remember what Hippocrates said. Now, go to work. Go to work. Let's go. Work, work! One more time, Chambers. What did you do with the lights? You always want to keep us in th...
You'll be fine. She's already taking suppositories and nothing's moving. She can't do it by herself. We'll have to do a manual disimpaction. Get the manual. - What's that for? - Oy, not this again! What's the matter? You gotta be kidding. Dr Joffe! Dr Joffe! Dr Joffe, get over here. It's an emergency. Take care of i...
- Joffe. - Sir? - Get out here. - But, sir... Now. You're beginning to disgust me. Go wash your magic hands. Get your magic ass outta here. Under the curtain! - Sorry, sir. - This is important. Quick. - What a cute coat. - Thank you very much. - What seems to be the trouble? - It hurts all over. Here and here. - And ...
I'm a dedicated doctor. I'm a dedicated doctor, a good doctor. This is my best day of doctoring. - I love caring men. - Oh, I care. My cynical friend said doctors just tell people they have the clap and give 'em a shot. Imagine that! You wouldn't have to tell me that. - I know. - Because that's why I'm here. - Yes. - ...
- Excuse me. - More questions? Just go away. You have the pressure... Backwards! No wonder. It's an '82 model. They should've recalled these. - Anything else I can do for you? - Yes, Doctor. That's the woman who needs treatment. She's her cousin. They could have something that runs in the family. You never know. Hav...
Look out! Goddamn it! Can ten have something...? - Where's the emergency power? - They're restoring it. - Four nurses for eight patients. - How many do you need? I'm trying to keep people alive by hand. I could use three per bed. Oh, God. Don't worry. I'll get you everybody I can spare. We've got a patient with a DVT....
That's an invitation to litigation. Exactly like Blowfield vs. St Jude's. $3 million settlement! What are you trying to pull? Who are you? - What is the matter? - This guy's gone crazy. Your emergency generator? You can forget about it. You'd need a miracle to get juice in that by the morning. Morning? We have people ...
Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? - We need your help. - What is he doing? I've been here five hours. What's going on? Louis! This is our head orderly, Louis. I want you all to get to know him. Remember when you were kids and had your temperature taken? What is he talking about? Well, tonight's ...
- I know, but you need exercise. Watch the kids. - Come on up. Up. - Thank you. - Thanks, Eddie. - My pleasure. Get me outta here. I can't take this. This way, please. - Doctor, the ICU is this way. - Sorry. Just follow Louis. - Dr Slattery, where are you going? - ICU. No, you're an emergency room doctor. Eddie, the...
- Beating their pugs. I'll get on it. - I'll take care of it. - You can't. They'll never listen to you. - Administration is my job. - Miss Atwood. - She won't listen. She has no idea what she's doing. We're talking a class action suit against this hospital, and you're encouraging it. What kind of gypsy doctor are you...
Yeah. They let you out of prison? I scammed those suckers in the joint with my leg-is-falling-off bullshit. - How do I get out of here? - I don't know. - Attention, please. - What do you want? - You know the hospital. - I need my meth. I'll get you all you want. - This involves you as well. - Get me off the island. No...
- You're gonna have to work for it. - That's terrible news. Rachel asked for your help and you laughed. I'm not taking no jaw-jacking. I'm gonna split. - I didn't come here to work, but to relax. - I need you to work. - I can't work. - Praise the Lord, he can't work. We're junkies, not flunkies. Wrong. Thought you had...
If someone needed to get off the island fast, say they were gonna get killed they were sick, could they use that boat? Yeah, I have the key. But you can't do anything when it's like this. Not like this, but when it's nice. - Yeah. It's possible. - Good to know. Let's go. Dannemora? Who said anything about Dannemora...
I can see you're too smart for me. I'll level with you. Lennihan was an undercover inspector for the Board of Health. The Board of Health. You're just too good, Chambers. - You really are. - What do we do now? What do we do? We gag that maggot before I rip his lying lips off. You could puke a buzzard off a gut wagon. Y...
Just throw me in the bed and forget about me. And to make sure my last days are comfortable, keep me highly medicated. - You know my condition. - Yes. You've got a severe case of full-of-shit-ness. I'm confused. What's that in layman's terms? It means I'm gonna check this out. No, no, I told you, Doc. You don't... Wha...
- Cough. - I am coughing, man. I'll cough up my lung if you'll have this guy let go. - Harder. - But, sir... I know it's unorthodox, but we're trying to save a life. Give it a good... I'll schedule immediate surgery. Yes, I'll have to check these boys out from the inside. No, we don't! I wanna work! Dr Joffe, he's cu...
One day, I looked at myself in the mirror. I said, "This ain't the life for you no more." Then I went to medical school. - Which school? - Nearby. What's it like running a hospital? Being in charge of everything in the hospital, like the food and the strawberry desserts, jellos and things. - I'd like to talk about them...
To the lobby, Louis. Hup, two, three... - Can it get through the door? - It's foolproof. I'm gonna take a sandwich. Foolproof! Pull! Pull! Come on, we almost got it up. Put your backs into it. One, two, three, pull! Oh, my God! You said you could put it through the front door. Foolproof! It's close. I've just got...
And this one, the Huey 500 D? - I know it backwards and forwards. - You wouldn't bullshit me? - I wouldn't shit you. - Let's see. Get in. Well, I was a chopper mechanic in the big Asian vacation. Never got off the ground. Fear of heights. But if you put somebody behind that stick, I can definitely show you how. We've ...
- Get off the trees! - What? ! Down! Down! - Are you freaking out down there? - Rocket fire! Evade! Evade! - Evade what? This ain't Vietnam! - To the right. - Are you fucking crazy? ! - Shit, they blew up my stash. Oh, God, I'm out of drugs. You stoned fuckhead, how do I land? Don't land! Back to base. This pad's ...
- All right! Thank God! I'm going to grab his heart and pull it out of his ass. You get the Distinguished Flying Cross. You got something for me? You! Help! Help! It's gonna be fine. Yes, it's gonna be fine. He's having a fit. - It worked. - Terrific. I'm gonna wake up any minute and laugh my head off. You can't go t...
There's no power upstairs. Tommy Pinto has an epidural haematoma of the spine. The longer we wait, the greater the risk of paralysis. - He's jumping to conclusions. - No, I'm not. - We don't have the proper information. - What else could it be? It could be... Let's say for argument's sake he needs an operation. We don...
He won't even look. - It's not my domain. It's your domain. - See? No! - Yes, it is. - I'm only the intern. I'm a surgeon. I never talk to patients... until after... before... You have to go in there. - I...? - Oh, Dr Slattery! Dr Slattery! No, listen. I'll go in. I'll look at him alone. - Thank you. - You're wel...
That's mine, too. They just don't put enough reds in here. - Thanks. - You're welcome. Hey, Doc, can you look at my legs 'cause I can't feel nothing. That's bad, isn't it? Well, no, it's... Hey, no. It's not as bad as you think it is. Put a heating pad on it and it'll be OK? You really are a lucky man. You could've fa...
And you made me believe it, too. Yeah, I could... I could try. Yeah, let's try it. - Did we get that box of Nurolon? - Right there. - The anaesthesia equipment is working. - Check this beat. It's nice stuff. It's great. - Here we go, Dr Foster. - Very romantic. You expect me to perform surgery under these conditions?...
We're treated no better than fly-by-night mechanics or housebuilders. If the customer isn't happy, they haul us into court. - Where's the deference, the trust? - The trust? You're a penis head. - What? - We're doctors. People say, "Help me, please." And we help 'em. That's power. You'd let lawyers scare you out of th...
This is breaking and entering. Can we light the OR with this generator? - I don't see why not. - My God! What is Arthur going to say? ...Arthur! - This is Arthur's baby. - No, this is Arthur's baby. - This is an emergency I must deal with. Stop! Miss Atwood, you're throwing your career out the window. - What's your p...
- We have to go. - I am not clean. They're waiting for us. Dr Slattery? Germs. Germs. I'm just trying to get sterile. Is this sterile enough? I don't know if you've seen one of these. It's a very challenging procedure. Without the CAT scan, we can't pinpoint the haematoma. A lot of spine may be exposed. It's a delic...
Come on, push. - Push. - You got my arm. Hey! Just take deep breaths. Good. Good girl. It was a head. It went back up, but it was a head. Good girl. Good girl. - When you're ready. - Breathe slow now. - Good girl. You're doing well. - Another one is coming. - You know what to do. - Oh, my God! - Good. Good. - I d...
- It's a boy. - It's a baby! It's a baby! It's a baby! - There's a lot of mucus. - It's a baby boy. - Look at the nuts on your baby. - Rachel, you cut the cord. - Oh, baby. - OK. Oh, my God, baby! - Hold him. I'm not holding him. - You should be proud. You worked real hard. Would you give the baby back to Mommy now...
- Great. Thank you, Doctor. - Thank you. Thanks. Well... Victory cigar? What's your favourite flavour? - Red. - Red. Shit! - I'll never get one. You saved his life. - Me? You did. - No, you did. - It was a team effort. - You and me was a team? - We make a good team. - ER? - Yeah, I... - Hello, Doctor. - Hi. Do you ...
- Who is he? - Where'd he come from? - Man, get up. - Help me turn him over. - Give us a hand. - Get his head out of the water. - Give it up. - We got ourselves a dead cop. - He washed in. - Call ER. - He's dead. Who was he? - The cop who brought me in. - You killed him? - There's gotta be another boat key. You're in ...
You escape while the body's warm. - Right. - This guy's been dead for ten hours. The causeway was still in then. It didn't go out till I tried to escape... evacuate. He got off the island when the lights went out. - You want to believe that. - I'll radio the city police. Come on, Box. I go free, you go free. You'll c...
Get me Lennihan. - Lenni-who? - I thought we made a deal. - Kevin Lennihan. I want him here. - I don't know him. He's black like me. Late 30s, moustache. He ain't crazy like us. - Where the hell is he? - Tell him he's gone! - Describe him some more. - He was in real estate. He owned his own helicopter. He ain't bonke...
Give her some juice. - How's everything? - Fine, thank you, Doctor. I'll tell Dr Joffe you're OK. He's going into law. - What's the game? - The game's craps. Mr Lennihan. He's cheating you. Mr Lennihan. I can't stand this! You better give me my money. How could you? Stolen jewels are one thing, but delivering a baby? ...
You'd have fallen on your face if it wasn't for me. I don't deserve this shit. You deserve to be in jail, which is where you're going once you free Chambers. - Wait. - For what? You've a heart bypass scheduled? A little brain surgery? I'm not gonna free Chambers if I go to jail anyway. We'll have to make a deal. Nobod...
He gets safe conduct, no one goes to Dannemora, Box'll let you out. - Absolutely, it's a deal. - Look at you, man. Eight hours ago, you was a dog. Now you're a doctor. You make me proud to be an American, I swear. This is very touching, but... Unless you really want to get touched, shut up and get out of my face. You g...
Stop being a fool. He's not getting off this island. A man's escaped from Psycho. Secure the grounds. The causeway's out. He's got to be hiding in the hospital. Forget the grounds. We'll turn the hospital inside out. If he should suffer injury during recapture, no one will be reprimanded. That's a promise. Nobody asked...
We can justify everything. "We"? "We"? You! You were the senior physician here. Don't. We have to stick together. You went over the wall on your own. The hospital won't share your liability in disregarding procedures! But the situation... You're looking at a litigation blizzard! Anyone who catches a cold has a good c...
If you treat them like this... - Yes? ...I will resign. That's the first helpful thing you've done. Clear your desk. Keep going! Keep going! It's not your problem! Oh, shit! Get back! Get back! Jail, remember? - The fire's in the laundry room. - God, what next? Across the lawn. Be careful. The fire's out back. Th...
Do as he says! - Dr Slattery, great to have you back. - I'm Kevin Lennihan. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Lennihan. - Louis! - Yes! - Pull out the hose. Come on! - Get it straight. Forwards, not backwards! - It's hot, man! - I know. But don't give up on me now. The exits are in that direction. Calm down. T...
Kidnap. Arson. - Fuck you! Destruction of my...! Way to go! - Sir, Ms Ellis is stuck... - Fuck Ms Ellis! - Get this maniac. He's not a doctor! - Why should they listen to you? Arrest him. That's an order. Are you deaf? Lennihan saved your hospital. - That's right. - He's right. You're as gullible as the halfwits in ...
This is an insanity plea! You're telling me how to run a hospital? Industrial accidents! Preventive maintenance is the key. If you'd used that, Tommy Pinto wouldn't have gone up on the roof in a hurricane. - Accidents happen. - Emergency generators! They went out. Chief administrator's responsibility. You tell him, Doc...
- That should do it. Louis, I need help. Can you hear me? Send me somebody quick. Come on! The key! The key! This is the end. I don't need you any more. No. Please, no. We got the place surrounded. Permission to move in. No. I got the bastard in my sights, sir. Permission to fire. Get that helicopter outta here! I ho...
- The door. Over there. Rachel, run! - Eddie! - Go! Go! One, two... Come on, baby. Come on. Black bastard! I'll kill you! - Rachel, get out! - Come on. Get out! - Where's the boat? - Over there. Damn you! I'm gonna get that motherfucker. I'm OK. Come on. All right! Nobody kicks my dog, motherfucker! Oh, shit! Mot...
Not them. Him! All right. Come on, Stucky. Let's say your files were destroyed in the fire. Thanks. You're free and clear. You can start all over. - I like the sound of that. - Get outta here, Lennihan. - Damn, bubba. - You the man, Lennihan. You take it easy, Fido. - Why couldn't you be Dr Slattery? - I wish I could...
Ahem. Excuse me. Those men who lost equipment in last week's rains are asked to contact Lieutenant Sam Scheer. Lieutenant Schneer... Lieutenant Scheer asks those men with waterlogged mitts to make every effort to dry them out in the sun before requesting new ones. Bookworms, Headquarters Support Activities Saigon oper...
MAN 4: Hey, sarge, where are the women? - Airman Cronauer? - You got it. Welcome to Saigon, sir. - Careful, you could put an eye out. - God, it's warm, huh? CRONAUER: Warm? No, this is a setting for London broil. GARLICK: I'm Private First Class Edward Montesque-Garlick, sir. CRONAUER: Well, first thing, Garlick, is...
See, the purpose is to inform you as to the radius of the radio waves. Mantovani? They play Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs. General likes easy listening. I have to inform you... Mayday. Dragon lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock, stop the car. GARLICK: I can't, sir. CRONAUER: You don...
DICKERSON: No, sir, frankly, I do not understand. Would you kindly lower your tone, please? Yes, sir. I run this show, general. If anything screws up, it's my ass in the mower. I deserve to be notified of any changes that are made. Nobody's arguing that with you. Look, I caught his show on the Isle of Crete, and this ...
- Sir. At ease. I'm General Taylor. - Hi, general. - Real pleasure. Listen, if you have any problems here now, you come see me. I'm the tallest hog in the trough around here. - Garlick, have you put on some weight? - I don't think so, sir. My son, the shadow of your ass would weigh 20 pounds. GARLICK: I'll work on tha...
- Really? - Yeah. And perhaps some night, we could maybe get together - and swap humourous stories for fun. CRONAUER: Yeah. Why not? Maybe play a couple of Tennessee Ernie Ford records. That'd be a hoot, heh. - That's a joke, right? - Maybe. - I get it. CRONAUER: Mm-hm. Where's this man's paperwork? - Right here, se...
- I hope... - You shut your fucking hole. You're in Southeast Asia now, pal. You got your cushy little assignment. There's nothing I can do about that. In time, you will make me forget it. You stay out of my way, there'll be no problem. But if you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you died as a child. Am I ...
I may have to hurt you. - Call me in five minutes. - No, we have to get up right now. - And you have to get on the air. - Oh. - Come on, sir. - Fine. MAN [ON RADIO]: --has signed Les Crane to a talk show. GARLICK: It's just down the hall. CRONAUER: Yeah. - You must be nervous, sir, huh? - I'm not even in my body. GAR...
Sir, I really don't think that you wanna use any of those records, sir. We have a selection right here that's prepared... I've been looking forward to meeting you. Listen, could you do me a favour? Can you say something funny right this minute? - I doubt it. - Ha-ha-ha. I'm with you, man. I'm on your frequency. Hey, le...
What's the O stand for? "Oh, my God, it's early." Speaking of early, how about that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz? Thank you for "silky smooth sound." Make me sound like Peggy Lee. "Good morning, Vietnam"? What the heck is that supposed to mean? I don't know, lieutenant. I guess it means good morning, uh, Vietnam. And wh...
[SCATS] [IN NORMAL VOICE] What is this demilitarised zone? What do they mean, police action? CRONAUER: Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn, "She looks pretty to me." Whatever it is, I like it because it gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. What is a demilitarised zone? Sounds like someth...
Zeppo? - I don't find him funny at all. - Zeppo? Isn't he the one with the hat? Hey, hi, can you help me? What's your name? [SOLDIER] Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. [NORMAL] What town are you in? [SOLDIER] Poontang. [NORMAL] Thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there? [SOLDIER] It's hot, damn hot, real hot. Hott...
Yes. Hey, you know what I mean. ["NOWHERE TO RUN TO" PLAYING] Too much? Thank you, Marty. "Silky smooth sounds," get out of here. [CHANTING INDISTINCTLY] That is not what we program here. CRONAUER [ON RADIO]: This is AFVN, rocking you from the Delta to the DMZ. AFVN better than AFVD, which means you have to get a qui...
CRONAUER: I have to admit something to you. I just came from Crete with women that look like Zorba. Whoo! Thank you. Those... [AS GOMER PYLE] Those girls are just so pretty. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Are you in Vietnam? [AS GOMER PYLE] Yes, I am. Surprise, surprise, surprise. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Why'd you name your daughter L...
We've got a special man in the audience today, it's Mr. Leo. He's a fashion consultant for the Army. [EFFEMINATELY] Adiran, I'm just very happy to be here. I want to tell you something. You know, this whole camouflage thing for me doesn't work very well. [NORMAL] Why is that? [EFFEMINATELY] Well, I can't see you. Heh, ...
Sensational. - At ease. - Hell, we already are. Just cool your tongue, airman, because I intend to take issue with your performance. First of all, don't make fun of the weather here. And don't say that the weather is the same all the time here, because it's not. In fact, it's 2 degrees cooler today than yesterday. Two ...
Not wild stuff. Those we would find acceptable here would include Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, Mantovani. Percy Faith. - Percy Faith, good. - Thank you. Andy Williams, Perry Como and certain ballads by Mr. Frank Sinatra. - Would Bob Dylan be out of line? - Way, way, way out of line. Former VP Richard Nixon will arrive he...
We can get Tony Bennett or Trini Lopez. I got it. Jerry Vale. He closes the Copa on the 18th. - Is that date firm? - I got it from my niece. Come on, this is not the Catskills. Get somebody good, The Beach Boys. Don't dick around. We tried, but their agent says they're still on the beach and they won't be off the sand...
[DREIWITZ AS HAUK] And if you do... [ALL AS HAUK] And if you do... Eddie Kirk here, and Ray Conniff jubilee coming up in just a few moments. I call it a jubilee. Actually, it's a Ray Conniff featurette. Three, maybe four, back-to-back Ray Conniff classics. GARLICK: We're here, sir. Jimmy Wah's. This is the place where...
[AS WALTER BRENNAN] Well, well, well, Luke. Well, well. Anyway, there's this guy from the 1st Battalion, 2nd Infantry, who swore that he could get him naked photographs of the actor. I've been trying to tell him that it's no-go, but he won't listen. God. Nude photographs of Walter Brennan. Here your beer. - Thank you...
- What is wrong? - I gotta catch her before she accelerates. WAH: You can't go yet. - You have to taste my spicy chicken... GARLICK: Sir. ...cooked with... Hi. How's Lynn doing? I'm sorry. You look like Lynn's friend from Toledo. Let me make it up to you by buying a cup of coffee. Also, tea would fall into that cate...
- We won't buy bikes. There's actually no rubber on these tyres. Oh, picky, picky. Let's go, Edward. Yeah, the chase. [BICYCLE BELL RINGING] Sir! Sir, we have to get some dignity here. A little dignity! Sir! Sir, I tell you, this is not safe! Sir! Sir, sir! [TRUCK HORN HONKING] - Good afternoon, class. STUDENTS: Go...
- I find that very alarming. - Edward, stay with me on this. How am I gonna get this girl to go out with me? You're not. This is a very different culture. You would need very specific family-sanctioned introductions - in order to talk to this girl... CRONAUER: Shh! Listen. - It read for my the book. - I've never hear...
And I'd like to get to know all of you by having you write down your name, address, your home and work phone on paper, and passing it forward. Sergeant Sloan our teacher. You're not supposed to be in here. I was sent here on very strict orders from a colonel. First thing I'd like to know is what subject this is. - Is i...
[IN NORMAL VOICE] No. No, come on. Basically, we talk, "Hey, man, what's happening? You look hip today. Slip me some skin." If someone in America comes up and says, "Slip me some skin," don't be afraid. They're not a leper, they're not gonna go: No, it means like, "Hey, baby, slip me some skin." It's a greeting. It'...
- See you later. - Mr. Cronauer, I really liking you. - Well, I'm liking you too. - Thank you. - You teach American thing okay. CRONAUER: Okay. WILKIE: Play game of softball. Okay, yeah, well, we'll try and do that if we get the equipment. - You forget the girl. - Oh, I'll let her say no. She's say no. That's what wa...
- Come on, come on. - You like me because of my sister. No, I like you because you're honest. Because you're shorter than I am. We look like a before and after picture. Come on, let me buy you a beer. Sometimes your face look like a fish in the Gulf of Thailand. That's true, it's very true. That's an insult, isn't it? ...
You like it. You see? You don't trusting me. I trust you, man, it's just that I can't eat something that looks like a cesspool. You mad I not trust you, but true, you not trust me. You want be my friend, you trusting me. You would eat it. Hey, I'll be... I wanna be your pal. Here, okay, I'll eat it. Dig in. Mm-mm. J...
[AS CURLY] Hey, Moe, hey, Moe. Oh, me like that you're silly. - You old enough for this place? - I think so. Hi, Earl, good to see you again. - Look at the new friend. - A little too young for you. I want to show you something very nice. - Oh, really? - It look wonderful. - I can confide you? - Sure. Look at the shape ...
- Have a seat, man. Pull up a floor here. Hi, Tuan, long time no see. - Terrible, that's terrible. - Those are gorgeous gals. I've... I'll never have them. I've wanted girls like that, but I've had trouble as a young child. Who the hell gets laid as a young child? And stop calling them gals. Cowgirls are called gals. ...
Forget memos, forget memos. These are pretty women coming. CRONAUER [SINGING]: Here she comes KIRK: It's working. McPHERSON: Oh, yeah, this way, please. CRONAUER: Thank you. - Hey. - Hello, I'm William Holden. KIRK: Right here. This way, this way. CRONAUER: Merry Christmas. McPHERSON: Bingo. CRONAUER: Merry Chri...
My name is Levitan. Can you say that? SERGEANT: Who brought in the gook? LEVITAN: Levitan. WOMAN: Levitan. I said, who brought in the fucking gook? WOMAN: Levitan. WOMAN: I love you. CRONAUER: A khaki eclipse. TUAN: I better go now. That's all right. I did. Hey, come on now, if you kick out the gooks, you have to ...
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, come on now. You gotta prove something, knocking around Vietnamese kids? This is a GI bar. We don't like gooks. We don't want him here. You just get him out. Everybody say "gook," but it's all right. - Jump in any time, okay? - We're there. I gotta tell you something, you know. I've been ...
Oh, you think this is a joke? I can come up with alternatives other than Crete. I'm real good at stuff like that. I got people stuck in places they haven't even considered how to get out of yet. You don't think I can come up with something good? Can you envision some fairly unattractive alternatives? Not without slides...
Oh, censor, censor, censor. Join the Army and mark things. Hey, what kind of news are you leaving me there? "Nixon, Singapore, Lake Erie." Come on. Come on, you're on in like two seconds. It's time for Adrian Cronauer. [YELLS] Good morning, Vietnam. Hello, campers. Remember, Monday is malaria day. Time to take that big...
Get away from the river, stay away. [NORMAL] I know we can't use "dyke." You can't even say "lesbian." It's "women in comfortable shoes." Thank you. Here's the weather. We're gonna go to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it going? [SOLDIER] I'm with somebody. Don't come bother me right now. [NORMAL] Can't you g...
- It's antics, hysterical-type things. - Hysterical-type things? Airman Cronauer requesting you to elaborate. Antics, damn it. Comedy of errors, like the Keystone Kops falling down. - General wackiness like that. - Falling down, that's a sight gag. - How would anyone see you fall? - No, no, no. Not literally falling ...