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He doesn't even like to sing or listen to music. Really? I grew up near the airport 'cause my old man was a pilot. So I can't tell a noise from a rhythm. Nothing's music to my ears. Then, what do you like? I like looking for people. Lately I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend. What's she like? You want to take a look? She's cute. Why did you break up? So I can look for her. Gosh, I'm sorry. - No problem. - Wipe it off with this. Here. - I am really sorry. - It's okay. It's punishment for dozing off in the theater. Excuse me. - When is your wedding day? - 20th of next month. When are you gonna tell her? - You can't hide it forever. - I don't wanna burden her. What if you die on a mission? - What about her? - I can't anyway. - Why not?
You don't trust her? - Don't be sentimental. Let me ask you something. If Hee and I point a gun at each other... and you have to choose one, who would that be? Hee, ofcourse. I'd save your ass 'cause I can bust her later. You don't get many chances. You don't get many friends you'd die for either. It's not too late, man. You can change your mind. Cheers. I'm all wet! Wait till that stain gets washed off. I've had it. Give me money for laundry. Ask her. I'll pay for it when I do that again. - Aim well next time. - I'll try. - Where are all the taxis? - Let's take the subway. - In this rain? - You're wet anyway. I don't have a girl to take care of me ifI catch a cold. Come on, let's run! You sure? It's gonna rain all night long. I like it. I don't think they do. It's bed time for them.
Looks like the rain woke them up. - What are they saying? - They want us to keep quiet. - How are your Kissingurami? - They fight a lot. One minute, they hate each other... next minute, they're hugging, kissing and stuff. They're always like that. When I go out, I get worried about them. If I am not there, you have to take care of them. I don't think I can. I can't even handle "Kissing" and "Anabus" at home. That's why you have to learn more. To live with them, you have no choice. Your sweater is almost done. I hope it looks good on you. What should I get you for the wedding? All I want is... whatever happens to me... you love and never leave me. That's all. Because you're the only one who truly understands me. Shiri, step one, on! On the 17th, one million dollars were transferred from Lim's account... into Kim's. Kim? He looks most suspicious on the transaction record. - Who's he? - National Defense lab researcher. Kim speaking. Yes. Okay. As a part of a new weapons system being developed... we launched the CTX project lastyear. If Kim was doing business with the weapons dealer... chances are very high that it was CTX.
Tell me more about the CTX. CTX is a new type ofenergy... originally invented by Korea's Energy Development Lab. We've been working on turning it into a weapon. At first, we had problems with its delicate detonation conditions... but the test we did last month was successful. People at your agency know about this too. It'll bring a sensational change to the military's weapons systems. How's it different from the conventional bombs? It's a liquid bomb. What's most amazing about CTX is that it's indistinguishable from water. When it's in a normal state, there's neither smell nor color... and you can't detect the liquid itself with any devices. Yet the effect is ten times more powerful than... any other bombs you've ever seen. What ifa black-market dealer got it? He could get the information on it, but not the CTX itself... because you need three or four approvals to release it. If Mr. Kim took a bribe to hand it over... he would've returned the money. Where's it made and kept? That's confidential. Sorry. But CTX has never been released until today. How areyou so sure? When CTX is released... it goes through three authorization checkpoints... and this morning everything was in order. You're saying it was released this morning? For the weapon show tomorrow... it's being transferred to headquarters as we speak. Sera Mike 1, stop at Dongsan service area. Will Hee turn up? She wants the CTX. She wouldn't miss this chance. Why are they bothering us? They want two secret agents to ride with us. What for? What the hell is that?
Sir, we need to check the vehicles. I wasn't informed of this. What's going on? We got a report of a possible interception ofCTX. Your permit and ID, please. The CTX is safe with us. Get out of the way. Didn't you hear me? I asked for your permit and ID, didn't I? This is Sera Mike 1 , we're stopped at a checkpoint. I don't have time for this. I'll fax it to you. If you resist, we'll have to arrest you. What did you say? We'll have to arrest you... or kill you. - Are you nuts? - I'm fine. Are you out of your mind? You fucking moron! Are you fucking nuts? Wait, look at this. What base are you from? Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea! Sera Mike 1 , do you copy? They've been hit! It's worse than we thought! It's a bomb! Run! Hee asked Lim for the CTX... and Lim bribed the researcher to hand it over.
But when they realized it couldn't be done... they planned to intercept it on the road. In the process, Lim and Kim were murdered... along with 20 of our armed guards. How much CTX was taken? About a gallon. It is enough to blow up an entire city. Any leads on the interceptors? Not yet, sir. Just an assumption that they're involved with Hee. But why would North Korea do that... in a time of reconciliation? We haven't seen the hidden camera mounted on the vehicle... but the gunfire at the scene makes me think... that they're highly trained North Korean militants. Their military system is falling fast. It could be a private organization wanting the CTX for their own purpose. The question is, what are they planning to do with the CTX? If it blows up in Seoul, we're finished. Why not make an official statement to the North Korean government? Not until we have solid proof. We also need to figure out why their target was the CTX. As you all know, it may explode without the detonator. And no devices can detect the liquid itself. If they utilize those traits, expect the worst. There's no way to predict when, where or how it's gonna go off. - Dinner? - I don't feel like it. Is the meeting over? - Little while ago. - Anything special? Ready to order? - Hi. - Hi. - Beer, please.
- Okay. What about the scene? An inspection of the scene was delayed... and the bodies were just taken to the headquarters. The film will be handed over tomorrow. Any leads? Just bodies and shells. Isn't it strange? Anything else? This is the third time. Lim, Kim. This time CTX was intercepted. We went to see Lim right after the call... and to the lab right after we got the report. We're always a step behind. It's like they were reading our moves. There's a leak. It's impossible unless someone inside leaked the information. Don't jump to conclusions. Today we went to the lab without notice. Kim didn't even know that we were coming... and he got killed five minutes before we got there. If that's the case, it's obvious. Only Director Ko and I knew about those killings and the CTX. And you made the report. Shiri 1 's on line. It's been a long time. At 09:00. With sunglasses on. You've changed a lot. It's been six years. - How's my family? - They're fine.
I miss them. Completion is near. You'll meet them soon. A barrier is in the way. Get rid ofit. Target? Kissingurami. Finish the job before the completion. Acknowledged. For the unification. For the unification. We're always a step behind. They were reading our moves. There's a leak. It's impossible unless someone inside leaked the information. - Hello? - It's me, Ho. - Can I see you tomorrow? -Sure. What's going on? I have a favor to ask. Call me at the police agency tomorrow. - Okay. - See you tomorrow. I'll call you. What are you doing there? You scared me! - You just got here? - No, earlier. I cleaned and did the laundry.
Nothing was in the refrigerator. We ran out of coffee... so I went grocery shopping. What's wrong? You don't look so good. Just busy at work. Why didn't you call? I was gonna leave soon. Dinner? Not yet. I had a late lunch. Let me fix dinner for us. - What are we having? - Your favorite. - You wanna take a shower? - After dinner. - I think it's done. - Let it simmer. Can you hand me the clothes pins and hangers from the sofa? - I couldn't find the pins. - It's okay. Leave it, I'll do it. When are you moving in? Soon, I guess. I haven't packed up yet. - Let me help you pack up. - Okay. With you here, it won't be as lonely. You hated eating alone and waking up by yourself. You'll whisper in my ear to wake me up from now on. I'll make the coffee, and you'll play soft music.
Should we buy birds? You'd like birds singing in the morning. Promise me... that you keep the promise you made to me a year ago. Trust me. I'll never drink again. Because I have you. The soccer team of South and North Korea returned today... to the Seoul Training Center after training in Pohang... with North Korean officials coming through "Panmunjum. " The North Korea President Lee and officials... coming to the south for the game and a conference... will deliver a message on a permanent peace-- When it's in a normal state, there's neither smell nor color. When it's in a normal state, there's neither smell nor color. You can't tell the difference from water with the naked eye. But it's a different story with the light on. Turn it on. It's on. CTX responds to daylight... over 6,000 kelvin. The light alone may start its reaction. But without heat, it's no good. Fire. What? Yes, sir. It's on, sir. If you expose it to both light and heat... nitro-alpha inside the sphere and beta outside react differently. But when the liquid in the sphere becomes red, the sphere pops. Nitro-alpha and beta combined causes the explosion. How much power does it have? This is about 200 cc, so... everything with in the radius of one kilometer would disappear. Since the detonation varies depending on the reaction... the sensor here tells you when it's exploding. Like now, if the sphere becomes red... it means the explosion is imminent. If you don't stop it before the sphere pops... it explodes. But with either light or heat removed, the reaction stops.
I've never seen an agent like you in 20 years. You're an oddball. I am not, sir. - Admit it. - No, I am not. Admit it! Then I wouldn't be cleaning the fish bowls. Agent Ryu, come to room 17. I gotta go. Find the CTX as soon as possible so we can go drinking. We'll find it! Anyone recognize him? Don't you remember, Ryu? His name is Park. A top agent for the North Korean 8th special forces. When Ryu stormed the plane that'd been hijacked... he was the only one that escaped from the plane. A painful memory for Ryu. Clear! Hee and Park. All the pieces are coming together. Agent Lee? Find out what's going on with 8th special forces. And you get the daily data of spy satellites from National Defense. - Agent Yoon! - Yes, sir. Post Park's montage throughout the country. They're 8th special forces. It's worse than we expected. The 8th special forces intercepted the CTX. Why?
The 8th special forces intercepted the CTX. Why? Three possibilities here. First, to sell it off to a third country. Second, to use it on the negotiation table... for money or to seek asylum to another country. Third, a strategy they are known for... they say they want peace and stab us in the back. It must be either for the money or an explosion. If they wanted the money, why CTX? Robbing the Bank of Korea would be much easier. Why would they spoil the peace conference by using the bomb? That's difficult to answer. Hee is the key to all this. We don't have time. We'll find a way. What do you see? Can't even tell me? Maybe the solution is much closer than we think. - What do you mean? - Hee could be close by. Hey, you! - What the hell are you doing here? - I am looking for the men's room. Are you fucking blind? Didn't see the sign "Restricted Area"? Hey, you hear me? I sure did. Watch your mouth. Take care. - How have you been? - Bored to death.
I feel more insecure when it's so quiet. I need some backup. What about your agency? - The air isn't very clear there. - What do you mean? I think there's a leak. This is the only way. - It must be very stressful. - It'll get better. - When do you need it? - Tomorrow. - I'm coming too. - Sorry, no married men. - Time and place? - I'll call you. All right, then. Ho! We'll talk later. How's your friend? - He'll live. - I am glad to hear that. Have a seat. Who else knew you two were meeting? It was very personal. I didn't tell anybody. Lim, Kim, Ho. Hee is very nearby. There must be a leak. Nobody knows that for sure. Internal Affairs is on it.
You don't trust your men? Do you trust me? Traps could be anywhere. Maybe there's a hole in the security system... but that possibility is almost zero. Don't share the information with anybody. Not even with your partner, Lee. Traps under your feet are hard to see. I'm the director in charge. I'm Park of the 8th special forces. I want to talk to my old friend. Thanks for calling me, friend. I was gonna send you a coffin, but you were lucky. Disappointed with Hee's shooting? Save it. We can take you out anytime. Maybe I'll take you out first. So, you've become a man. You know where I am? Young drunk kids here yelling on the street... while people in the north are starving to death. People here have wastes building up in their bellies. What an unfair world. Listen, friend. We have ten CTXs placed all over Seoul. I'll call you 30 minutes before each of them goes off. What do you want? Slow down, friend. The first one is on the roof of the Golden Tower. You have exactly 30 minutes. You know the fish named "shiri"? It'sa Korean aboriginal fish, living in crystal streams.
Though they'reseparated with the country divided... some day they'll reunite in the same streams. Should I buy some for your girl friend's fishshop? Why not? Stay alive until then. He's on the move. Clear! Found it! Hyun? Don't tell anybody you're here. Page me if necessary, and never use the phone here. I checked you in under an alias. Don't go out. I'll take care of the shop. What's going on? Don't ask. Please do as I say. I don't wanna stay here. Hyun! You haven't touched a drop for a year. This is me. You know that, don'tyou? What is it? What? You wanna know what? Tell me what's wrong. Dear people of the South... today marks an important and joyous moment in our history. I am here to put an end to years of confrontation and dissension... and to open up a new era of understanding. You got a call. Hello? A guy who knows everything about the CTX contacted me.
He's Hee's informant, and he wants a deal. Where are you? I'm meeting him at the Hwain Cultural Center. I'm on my way. Be there. On my way. He's wearing a black jacket and a black cap. Anything else? - That's all. - I'll be right there. You look good in a black jacket. Anyone else coming? Hee, maybe. So you called me expecting someone inside to leak the information? I hope it worked. Nobody at the agency knows that I'm here. You know it's impossible to tap the phones. So, if they show up... I'm the rat? The MSG-90 Hee uses is a five-shot semiautomatic. She used only two bullets, both for Lim and Ho. In both cases, you were in her range. If I were her... I would have used the other three bullets. Three targets went inside. Acknowledged. Stay in position. The mole must have been found. For the unification! - Been a long time.
- Good to see you. Payback time for flight 257. Look who's talking. You killed seven ofmy men. You left your men behind. 'Cause I have a job to finish. You wanna know what it is? I'll ask Hee. It's my turn to send you a coffin. Won't be easy! Get back! She used only two bullets. In both cases, you were in her range. If I were her... I would have used the other three bullets. Name: Hyun Residency: Cheju Island Innate Immunodeficiency Syndrome Admitted at Halla Hospital Get me Halla Hospital in Cheju Island. Why'd you come here? They ambushed us. OP set a trap. Because you didn't follow orders to kill Ryu. If this is for my failure, I'll take the consequences. Killing him. It was my personal order. When I met you here, I saw the confusion in you. Thanks to you... we lost two of our men! I did what I could do.
Yeah, you saved my life. What do you want? You've changed. Ofcourse I have... from Hee to Hyun. Not only in appearance, but inside as well! I don't need a betrayer. We've waited ten years for this moment. In those hours of pain, we pledged allegiance... and buried our youth in the tomb of history. If you want to turn your back on us over personal feelings, finish it here. I was stupid... thinking I could be Hyun. But I am just Hee who has to kill her man. I failed to change my inside. Let go! We have a job to finish. Avoid any physical contact with her, and no smoking... because her immune system has dropped. And make it quick. There she is, with the yellow sweater. Do you mind if I sit here? Sure. Are you from the public health center? I am looking for this girl. Anything happen to her? She's my old friend. I need to find her. She rented a room in our house... two years ago... and she'd visit me here quite often. She was very nice to me... as if she were my real sister. She said she'd call me from Japan, but... I think she misplaced my number. Otherwise she'd have called.
She went to Japan? She said it was for plastic surgery to remove a scar on her body. The day she left, I cried my eyes out. She hugged me... and went on about how sorry she was. I didn't even know... what she was sorry about. Prepare ten million dollars... anda 747 Jumbo at the airport by 2:00. No mistakes. The Golden Tower was just the beginning. I hope I don't have to use the other nine CTXs. Hello? Hello! Don't put cookies into the bowl. Two of them died today. I am not a fish shop boy. I'm an OP agent, too. You know how many fishbowls we've got here? I don't wanna deal with dead bodies anymore. It's the cookies that killed it. No autopsy is needed-- If this is for my failure, I'll take the consequences. Killing him. It was my personal order. When I met you here, I saw the confusion in you. The soccer game between the South and North... will finally be kicking off at Seoul Main Stadium at 2:00 p.m. today. With the presidents of two nations present-- Hi. I'm here to collect for the newspaper. - How much? - Seven dollars. It's all right.
Well, what's it about? You should know. Good management practice. Running a caring, supportive, accountable police force. Being a responsible senior officer. Oh well, if I'm a responsible senior officer, how come you disciplined my sergeant without consulting me. He's not your sergeant, Inspector. Every officer is responsible for his or her actions. However, if that's an admission that you were primarily responsible for that mishandled interview... 'Cos Warrinder said so. Mr. Warrinder could have gone straight to the Police Complaints Authority. Instead he had the decency to come to me. The decency! Warrinder! I've got enough evidence on his client... Maybe now. But you hadn't then, had you? So, you released him without charge? Yes, and you won't arrest Richard Dearne again. I gave Mr. Warrinder my word. Your word? You gave Warrinder your word? Inspector, do you think in my first month in this job I want an enquiry into police malpractice? And don't you know what he could do to you in court? You don't understand, do you, Inspector? You're accountable. Not just to me. To the community.
Standards of justice. I think I know standards of... Look, Inspector, I don't like the way you stand there, the way you talk to me. Mr. Mullett may be an easygoing man. I'm not. No, marm, you're a woman. Are you trying to be amusing? No. I understand you offered your resignation a month or so ago, why? Different styles of policing. I joined the force to help the community and catch criminals. Not to read mission statements or to help bent solicitors. Right. Well, since you seem so unresponsive to ideals of community service, never mind police rules, maybe you should offer it again. Think it over, Inspector. Yes, Marm. And what about George Toolan? DS Toolan will be replaced. Thank you. Let's just stay out of the sightlines, shall we, Richie? You could even stay off the street for a bit. Don't worry, Sime. I've always got you to protect me, right? Don't count on it. Oh, I do, Mr. Warrinder. Anyway take care. (phone ringing) Hello? Yeah? Temporary problem.
Well, looks like you owe me a drink after all, Ben, eh? That's my car! Who are you? Bill Dorridge, sir. Just to say I've been moved in from Fyfield to take up DS Toolan's duties. You've been moved in, have you? Who moved you in? The Witch in the Wardrobe? The... the Assistant Chief Constable? Yes sir, she seemed to like my file, so... She liked your file, did she? Why, what was in it? Well, I've worked in most sections. Vice Squad, Drugs Squad, commercial fraud, I liked that... Did you, ooh? Well, I'd like a cup of coffee. Maybe you could go and find me one. Right, sir. Oh, just a minute. All right, I'm sorry. What did you say your name was again? Dorridge, sir. Dorridge, right. Tell me something, Dorridge, do you like your job? Yes. Yes, I do. Don't you? No. Not today, I don't.
Yeah? 'Morning, Jack. Good morning. Tell me something. Why is it when someone wants me to stay in this job, I want to tell them to stuff it. And when they want to kick me out, I make up my mind to stay. Now, is there an explanation? Er... you're perverse, Jack. Yes, you're right, I'm perverse. I am perverse. How long is she gonna stay with us? The ACC? Just while Mullett's on leave. She's reviewing practices, reforming our working culture, setting up focus groups... Focus g....! To focus on what? Well, asking the public what they want from their police. Aaah... what about, urm, catching criminals, how about that one? Well, you see, Jack, that's eighties thinking. Oh is it, right. Did you pop in here just to chat about eighties thinking, or was there something else? No, you're wanted, at Denton Golf Club. Someone's been nicking cars. What're you talking about, nicking cars? Haven't you heard of Traffic Division? They enjoy doing that sort of thing. You haven't heard whose car it is. Who's car?
Oi! Who's car is it? Calm down now, that's fine. Ah, here's my man now. There you are, Jack. Now this is an outrage. Yes, I heard that you had your car stolen, sir. I am sorry. Yes, well it, it wasn't mine, no, but it was nearly stolen. It's my car, Maroon Mercedes. This is Ben Pecksmith, a golfing partner of mine, I want you to offer him every assistance. Yes, of course, excuse me, sorry, sorry about that, sir. Would you excuse us just for a moment? Could I have a word in your ear? CID on car theft? Hardly proper use of police time is it, sir? Especially now as we've got the community pledge team. You know, TEAM, for T-E-A-M. T is for Tolerance, E is for... Look, I don't know what you're talking about, Jack. I want you to investigate this, on my authority. It could easily have been my car, he unlocked it... Ah, but he didn't take it, sir. Why, why do you think that? Wasn't it good enough, or what do you think? Luckily I'd left Emily sprawling in the back seat. Emily on the... did you really, sir? Elsbeth's dog.
And the man's driven off with my keys. Don't tell me that you left your keys in your jacket unattended, Mr. Mullett? For god's sake, Jack. If golfers can't trust each other, then who can, eh? Well, that's true. Come on, everybody, let's go inside. If he left in Mr. Pecksmith's car, sir, how did he get here? His own I believe, the silver Audi, there. Oh, did you know the car thief then, madam? No, no, not really. And he didn't pay his bar bill neither. Must go. Well, Frost is an excellent officer. He'll soon clear it up. Good, well I'd better phone my daughter, get a lift back to the office. 'excuse me. Looks like you got somebody in mind already, sir. Oh, well, we all have someone in mind. Ask Pain here. Well? Er, yes, sir. A Mr. Joyner, sir, a temporary member. He was staying locally I gather. Anybody know where? At some small hotel or other. He's a financial advisor, he travels around a lot. He had excellent credentials. Belonged to several well-known clubs. Handicap certificate from the Royal Birkdale. Only he didn't play this morning.
No, he sat here in the bar for a time, and then just before lunch he went into the locker room. Well, you saw him, Mrs. Seagrove? Little boy doing what little boys do. And that's when he must have taken the keys. Yeah. Er, could you let me have a glass of water, please? Certainly, sir. Now, did he take anything else, sir? Like... like what? Well, I mean, if he took your keys out of your jacket, he might have taken your check book, your warrant card, your glasses... Oh, don't be absurd, Jack. No, well, I mean it's important, sir, isn't it? He didn't take anything else. At lease nobody's missed anything yet. I mean, he was a decent sort of chap. Ex-army, served in the Falklands. Oh yes? Went down well with the ladies too. You could say that. Right, 'ere, just a minute. Did he pay his bar-bill? No, that does remain unpaid. Oh, so, welcome to the club. Bloody girls isn't there. Usual, Sammy, please. I can't tell you how inconvenient this is, inspector. Tell me, do you have a phone in your car, sir? Yes. Would you mind calling him for me?
Here you go sir. (Phone ringing) Not answering. Well, he wouldn't, would he? You'd be surprised, sir. You'd be surprised. Yes? Keys of the Audi, sir. He left them on the seat, and this in the glove pocket. Oh, right. Well done, thank you. Er, um, what's that, Jack? This is a golfer's diary, sir. Belongs to a Simon Renfrew, who comes from Masters Road, West Bridgford, which is in Nottingham. Well, you know what this means, don't you, sir? Oh well, yes. Yes, of course. Oh, that car was stolen too, sir. Exactly. Yes. Exactly. And most probably from a golf club. I reckon he makes a habit of this short of thing. I bet he's got a chain of cars out there somewhere. And I think he's gonna dump the car that he's got at the moment, and pick up another one quite soon. Well, Jack? What are you going to do about it? Well, I'll tell you what I'll try and do, sir. I'll put out a description of the car.
I'll put out the registration number. I'll go off to see this Simon Renfrew, and I'll also have a word with the Nottingham police. Don't worry, sir, we'll soon recover your friend's car. Thank you sir, that will do very nicely. I do hope so. I've given you the Oak Suite on the first floor. Thank you, Nicky. It's very special. That includes automatic membership of sports center, health club, gym, and golf club. Marvelous! And we can arrange riding, sailing, or squab shooting, if you're interested. Splendid. I shall think about it, Nicky. Tonight's dinner menu will be in your room. Right. Glad you could make it after all, Mr. Pecksmith. Thank you, Nicky. Morning, Mr. Pecksmith. Everything all right? Splendid, thank you. Kippers excellent. Tell the chef. I will. What's it going to be today, The gym? Good god, no. Golf, I thought I'd try a round of golf. Very nice, Mr. Pecksmith. Enjoy your day. Listen. According to this friend of mine at Bramshill, instead of studying she spent most of her time in the local boutiques.
Just imagine, our Assistant Chief Constable in black undies. Black, red, purple. Anything it seems except normal white. In the end they decided the only way to attract her attention was to hoist a certain item of her new underwear to the top of the flagpole. After that she realized what she was there for and she got her head down for a bit of swatting. But, you know, what really galled the men was she came out top of her course. She came out on top. There's a moral there somewhere, isn't there. Inspector Frost? Morning, sir. There a bit of a problem. Oh, not the Witch in the Wardrobe again, is it? No, not Ms. Cremond, sir, no. The car theft you disappeared to yesterday and then handed on to Traffic Division. Yeah, well, what about it? Your Mr. Mullet wants you on the case till it's solved. He says it's a CID matter. He thinks Joyner's a professional con-man. Just because he had the cheek to try and steal Mullett's car? Really. It seems he took the Audi from a golf club near Nottingham. Where he left another car taken from a golf club near Doncaster. Where he left another car taken from a golf club near Leeds. I'm beginning to like this Mr. Joyner. What do you mean like him? Well. He borrows the owners' cars, puts a few miles on the clock. Always leaves the keys. Bit like an old-fashioned English gentleman. Bit like me.
He didn't pay his bar bill. I told you he was a bit like me. Sir. Mr. Renfrew's here from Nottingham. Ohh. Yeah, alright, I'm coming. Had enough of this anyway. All right, no, no, no. You stay there. Have your breakfast. This is just traffic. I'll handle it. Good morning. Good morning. I was wondering if you're thinking of playing today? I'm sorry? It's the usual problem I'm afraid. I came here for a pleasant golfing weekend but I completely forgot to bring a partner along. I see. You know how it is. I understand perfectly. As a matter of fact, I'm in the same position myself. Good. So, would you like to play with me? Yes, yes, of course, if you're free. Well, I'd love to play. Mr. Pecksmith, is that right? Yes. Ben Pecksmith.
Yes, I heard them talking to you in the restaurant. Marijke Hoogenbloom, nice meeting you. How do you do? There you are, sir. Oh, all right, thank you. Right, sir. Here's your licence. Sorry about that, but I just had to check the name. Now, your car, can you see it? Yeah, this is it. Silver Audi. Eight days I've been without it. Bloody pain when you spend your life on the road. Right, sir, now, Mr. Renfrew, I'd like you to take a close look at the car, just tell me if there's anything's different about it will you? Well, this is, for a start. Oh, yeah. Not bad, not bad. You are good. You are very, very good. Thank you, Marijke. Here. Now, tell me, Marijke? Where's that from? I'm Dutch. Oh? What, Amsterdam? Yes. Have you been there? It's very, very beautiful.
Yes. I love it. Concertgebouw, Rijksmuseum, excellent golf. Yes, you must go again. Well, I have every intention. As a matter of fact, I was thinking of going this weekend. Really? He's put three thousand on the bloody clock. It's not bad for eight days, is it? No. And he managed, to fit in a few games of golf as well. What about the glove compartment? Not yours? Definitely not. Anything missing? No. Well, you've got to admit, if you've got to have your car stolen, you couldn't have a nicer thief. True. Tell me something, Mr. Renfrew, your golf club. Did you have a temporary member go missing about the same time that your car was stolen? Yeah, this guy Harry Plumber. Listen, the police knew exactly who it was. Didn't seem to think it was worth much of their time though. Yes, well, some police forces are like that. We're not. We like to think that we're considerate and caring. We have a little motto here. It's T-E-A-M.
That spells team. Oh dear. Do you think you could manage another? If you help me. Oh, yes. Well, I don't think that should be a problem. Right, we've got a Joyner, a Plumber. Right, what's next, do you reckon, sergeant? Roofing Contractor? Could be a roofi..., no, no, it's got to be a name. It's got to be like Carpenter, say, could be a Glazier. Oh, I don't know. Look, why don't you go and check out all the hotels in and around Denton to see if he stayed in any of them. And then when you've done that, have a word with the army, see if they can help. Big production for a small-time thief. Ah, yeah, well, you don't know our Mr. Mullett, do you? There could be bodies three foot deep all over Denton, and he'd still be worrying about his car. Anyway, where's this bloke gonna turn up next, do you reckon? Golf club? Golf club. Very good. Doesn't explain this though, does it? No. No. I should like to check out. But you're booked in for the entire weekend, Miss Hoogenbloom. Yes, yes, I know. But something has come up, some business. Here you are.
Aspen Suite, wasn't it? Yes. Anything since this morning? No. No telephone calls? No, no. Nothing wrong with the service, I hope? No, no, no. It has been a lovely weekend, really. Thank you. Here you are. Thanks. Bye. (Phone ringing) Send a porter, ok. Mr. Pecksmith, he moves fast. Just driven off in his Range Rover with that Dutch girl. Range Rover? I thought he drove a Mercedes. Here you are. What's that? He just bought a set of clubs. What's wrong? Oh, no. We'd better phone the police. (Phone ringing) Frost. Ah, right. Have they? Mr. Pecksmith will be pleased.
Yeah, go on, what is it. Huh. I'll bet it's got a golf course. Yeah, alright. Tell them I'll be there. Thank you, bye. Guess what? They've found Mr. Pecksmith's car. At a Country House Hotel near Crawley? Well, that's sixty miles away. It means someone else can look for Mr. Joyner. No no, Mr. Dorridge. I'm going to look for Mr. Joyner. It's out of our division. Ah, no, I know. But. You've got to think what would my Mr. Mullett say? Right. No, no, no, no, no, no. You stay there and check out the hotels. Mr. Joyner must have stayed somewhere. T.T. F.N. Ah, PC Clarke. Sir? I don't suppose you've phoned the hospital about Marty Hall, have you? I did, sir. I talked to the girlfriend. Go on, yes, what did she say? No better. She seems very cut up.
Not much more we can do though, sir, is there? Oh, I don't know. I haven't forgotten Richard Dearne. Oh, Good afternoon, Ma'am. Got much on? All right, so. What's he taken this time? A Porsche? No, a Range Rover. The owners had left it unlocked. Elderly couple. Apparently it had a disabled sticker on the back. Send out a description. Nation-wide. Make sure that's all ports as well, will you. Yes, sir, will do. All right. I see he's left you a bunch of keys. Don't suppose he left his clubs, sir. No right, haven't you checked? No, I was told to wait and hang on for you, sir. Yes, that's quite right. Well, let's have a look. What the hell! Oh my god, I don't believe it. You know him? Yeah. Richie Dearne, drug dealer. All right now, son? Yeah fine.
Sir, you say you know him then? Yeah. Drugs dealer from Denton. Well, alleged, nobody's managed to nail him. Somebody has now. And this car thief? Sometimes Joyner, sometimes Plumber. Now Pecksmith. Yeh. Took the name of the bloke whose car he stole. I'll get a description put out. I already have. Oh, have you? Inspector! Just a minute, excuse me. Get rid of that, will you? He was struck on the back of the head, smashing the back of the skull and fracturing the vertebrae, probably with a bludgeon of some kind. Can you be more specific? Yeah, what about a golf club? Possible. It depends what iron you use. Very good. Play a bit of golf yourself, do you, doc? I play a bit. Inspector Frost from Denton. He's identified our victim. Drugs pusher. He was killed elsewhere, probably in the undergrowth, and then lifted into the car boot. Thoughtless place to put him. Better than leaving him at a bus-stop, isn't it?
From my point of view, I mean. A bit like putting him in an oven in this muggy weather. Makes it a bit hard to estimate the time of death. Yeah, I'm sure, go on. Try though, go on. mm, yesterday. Anything up to twenty four hours. Thank you. That puts the murder in Denton. How do you get that? Well I had him in custody up until mid morning. And the car was nicked just before lunch. That's twenty four hours. I said anything up to 24 hours. It could be 18 or less. So we'd better leave all that for the slab, don't you think? So, anyway. No phone calls. He arrived on Friday, what time? Shortly after six. I see was he alone? He was when he arrived. Ahhh. But not when he left? By then he'd met Miss Hoogenbloom. Miss who 'n' who? Miss Hoogenbloom. A Dutch guest staying for the weekend too. Oh. Do you think they knew each other?
Not when they arrived. I think they only met this morning. But you know weekend breaks. No. No, I don't actually. Things happen in hotels. That's why people come. I quite fancied him myself actually. But I'm no Miss Hoogenbloom. I wouldn't say that. Nicky. I tell you what. Could you get me a copy of her bill as well? That was the Aspen Suite. Luckily we had no problem there. Here we are. Ah, thank you. Ah, it's booked through Tulip Travel, Rotterdam, I see. Yeah. She did make some phone calls, here. Yeah, so she did. Inspector, this murder, will the hotel have to close? No, I shouldn't think so. They'll just put an incident van out there on the grounds. Anyway, you could use it as an advertising gimmick, couldn't you? You know, advertise as a murder weekend. Thank you, Nicky. Making inquiries, Inspector? No, not really. Nothing important.
It is my investigation, remember. At your crime scene, my criminal, my victim. Bound to be a joint investigation, isn't it? I leave those decisions to my Chief Constable. 'Ere. Did you find anything? Yes. What? Five thousand pounds in his jacket pocket. Well, well, well, well, well. That proves it wasn't robbery then, doesn't it? We found something else as well. Oh, yeah? Yours I believe. Maybe you can tell me how it got there. Police interview tape. Marked Denton CID. Oh yeah, I know. Hey! Mr. Warrinder. Frost. Do you mind, I'm due in court in ten minutes. I just wanted to tell you that one of your clients won't be paying up. One of my clients? Mm. Richard Dearne. Inspector, you were warned to stay right away from Mr. Dearne. I know, I would normally. But now he's been murdered unfortunately our rule is to investigate. Come inside.
Now look, sad as it is. Yeah, I know. It's terrible isn't it? Terrible loss. I still don't understand why you're wasting your time talking to me about it. Didn't I tell you? I thought you might be able to help the police with their enquiries. I dislike that phrase. And I can't anyway. 'Course you can, you're a material witness. You were one of the last people to see him alive. I know that. 'Cos I saw him getting into your car outside Denton Nick. I dropped him in town, that's all. Oh yeah, whereabouts? Bentinck Street. Bentinck Street. All right, thank you. After that anything could have happened. You know the kind of thing he was mixed up in. Oh yeah, what was that? Dealing in drugs could it be? I didn't say that. No, I know you didn't. But that was my problem. I knew the things that he was mixed up in. But you were always there to deny it. I do the best I can for my clients. Yeah, I know. They depend on you, don't they?
He was one of many. Yeah, I know. So. You didn't give him the five thousand pounds then? Why would I give him five thousand pounds? I don't know. But I do know you gave him this. Get to the point, Inspector. I will. Richie Dearne was in custody. So all his possessions were logged. The only way that he could get hold of five thousand pounds and this tape would be the time between when you dropped him in town, and when he died. Where did you go after you dropped him, sir? I was due in court. Inspector, I should advise you to be very careful. You already have a reputation. How's your Dutch, Dorridge? About as good as yours I should think. Ah, good. In that case, get onto the Rotterdam police, see if they've got anything on a Marijke Hoogenbloom. What's that then? A tulip or a cigar? No. It's a woman. She's the one that did the flit with Teddy Joyner, or Pecksmith, whatever his name is. Find out if they can trace a Range Rover. He's probably changed the plates by now, but it still might have a disabled sticker in the back. Anyway, here's some bunk for you, hotel bill, telephone calls, all that sort of stuff. So you think he's gone to the Holland? Well yes I do, wouldn't you?
Well, shouldn't you tell our colleagues at Crowley? No, I shouldn't. And talking about that, where's that autopsy report that they promised me? Er, no. There's been a problem with the time of death. Well, tell 'em to get onto it. I want it here, now. Yeah? Jack, she wants you, upstairs. Now. I never thought I'd hear those words ever again. (Knock on door) Not another complaint from Mr. Warrinder, I trust, Marm? He says you've been harassing him over the death of Richard Dearne. Murder enquiry. He's a material witness as to the last known whereabouts of the victim, marm. He tells me you're treating him like the prime suspect. Ooh no. We have a prime suspect. In fact we've established a nation-wide search both here and on the continent. But you have no business investigating this crime at all, do you, inspector? It happened in another authority. Ah yes. That's true the body was found in another authority. But, the crime was perpetrated here in Denton. That is not what the Chief Constable of Crowley's' just been telling me. Ah, no, well maybe the Chief Constable of Crowley's hadn't got the advantage of seeing the autopsy report. Hadn't he? No. What's that got to do with it?
Well, that means that the murder was twenty-four hours before they found the body. Which would put the crime fairly and squarely here in Denton. And you're sure of that, are you? Oh yes, marm. I was at the.. I was at the scene, I was the one that found the body. So I heard. What were you doing there? Well, it's part of an ongoing enquiry, marm. On the specific instructions of the sub-divisional commander Superintendent Mullett, I was in pursuit of the prime suspect, a Mr. Joyner. For what? Car theft, deception, credit card fraud, and murder, quite a list actually, marm. Also I had interviewed the victim, Mr. Richie Dearne, who would still be alive had we not, you know, released him. I'm very well aware of that. Yes, but the thing is, marm, is the Chief Constable of Crowley's aware of that? Ah! How's about that then? What's that, Jack? Thank you very much, how kind. Yeah. Joint investigation with Crowley's. Guess who is the officer in charge? Well done. The Incident Room's ready and waiting. All right. Right, come on then.
Pay attention everybody. Listen up. All right, here we go. Now first of all I want to introduce some of our friends from the Drug Squad. They're here because of the nature of our victim, Richard Dearne. Right, off you go. Richie was a drugs dealer, alleged drugs dealer that is He was, in fact, we believe, the main pusher in Denton. Except we never nailed him. Richie was an escape artist... Yeah, but he escaped once too often. We had him enjoying our hospitality over Thursday night, didn't we, sergeant? That's right, Jack, he was. Meaning we emptied his pockets, logged his possessions, and did a forensic on his clothes. But he was clean. Always is. Anything else, sergeant? Yeah, he asked for a special meal, vegetarian, never touched meat or fish. And we released him to his solicitor about eleven a.m. Solicitor's our good friend Mr. Warrinder, so far the last person to see him alive. He dropped him in Bentinck Street, by his car. Right. Do we know what his car was? No, he kept changing it. Ask Warrinder. Oh no, I can't. Warrinder is off limits for the time being. We want to know any of his known associates.
He had a sidekick, a kid called Luke. Right, okay. Let's get out on the streets. See if we can find him. We need to know where Richard Dearne went afterwards. Boot of a car, wasn't it, sir? Yes, thank you very much, very funny constable. Right, talking about the car, it's this one. R registered Mercedes Benz. Color, red. 35,000 miles on the clock, one careful owner by the name of Ben Pecksmith. He lives here in Denton, and, um, owns a company called Wonder Bio. Now what we want to know is, where was this car between 1 2:30, when it was nicked from Denton Golf Club on the Friday, and 6:00, when it turned up at the Mountaubon Hotel in Sussex. Isn't that near Crowley's? Er, yes. Yes, you're right, sergeant. It's about sixty miles away. Now I know it's a long way off but we do need to know where Richard Dearne was killed. Now it could have been here in Denton, could have been there in Sussex at the Mountaubon Hotel, or anywhere in between. But my guess is, my gut feeling is that he was killed, in or around, Denton. Right? Now then, our prime suspect is this man, known as Tommy Joyner, or Plumber or Pecksmith. Now he's about five foot ten, aged between forty-five and fifty, smartly dressed, and has what they call 'a military bearing'. This man collects cars. Could be possible drug dealer. Anyway, we are looking for him, but he could be on the continent. Alright? So, there you are, that's your info, away you go, try and meet some criminals. Come on, chop chop. Take one of these with you.
The autopsy report from Crowley's, sir. Put's Dearne's death anywhere in between two PM and six PM. Meaning it could have been in Denton, or at the hotel, or anywhere in between. All right, all right. Don't go shouting it about. We don't want everyone to hear, do we? So how did you get on with that what's her name, Ms. Bloominhoog? Hoogenbloom. Yeah, her as well. Well, it's interesting. Rotterdam police have got nothing on her. But there's no such firm as Tulip Travel. And the telephone number was an answering machine. Well, did you leave a message? Well, no. Well go on, sergeant. She may be an accessory to murder. Tell me, Mr. Pecksmith, is this your car? Yes, it's mine. Right. Do you keep a record of your mileage? Well yes, I do keep a rough check. For my accountant you know. Yeah. Would you take a look for me? Yeah, it's done about a hundred or so. He was kind enough to leave your briefcase. Check, see if anything's missing. There's some papers, credit cards.
But I've put a stop on those. What about your telephone, is there any way of telling if it's been used or not? No, not on this one. Only by checking the bills. Alright, with your permission, I'd like to do that. Can we take a look in the boot? Isn't that where... Yes, well don't worry, he isn't in there now. Just tell me if there's anything different. It's pretty much as I left it. Well, it's empty, isn't it? Have we finished? Did you know Richard Dearne? Of course not, why? Well we have to consider whether the body was in the boot before the car was stolen. Don't be ridiculous. I had my golf clubs in there. I thought you said it was empty. Look, why don't you just ask Superintendent Mullett. Don't worry, I will. I'm afraid we're going to have to keep your car for a bit as evidence. I don't want to see the damn thing ever again. Yeah, I can understand. Can I give you a lift anywhere? No thanks, my stepdaughter should be waiting. Hello, Philly. Mr. Frost. How's Marty? Coming on, thank you.
Ohh, it's nasty out there. Your usual, Mrs. Seagrove? Yes, please, Sammy. Did you know they found Ben Pecksmith's car with a body in the boot? Oh! Hello. Inspector Frost. Mmm, a very nice lipstick you've got there. Oh? Well, thank you. I've got one exactly the same. Came out of the glove compartment of the Audi that Mr. Joyner was driving. Shall we take that table over there? Mm, yeah, why not? Mrs. Seagrove. Amanda. Amanda. I see what you're saying. Yes. I did go out with him a few times. You never said. No. No, I didn't, did I. That's because I have a husband who um, takes a pretty disapproving view of, that kind of thing. I see. In that case, you might be able to tell me his real name. Teddy Joyner. No, it wasn't his real name.
That's the only name I ever knew. I only met him a week ago. He's a fast worker, isn't he, our Mr. Joyner. Do you know where was he stayed when he was in Denton? Some small hotel. I don't know. I never went there. What happened, you go back to your place then did you? Of course we didn't. We met in Fulford Woods. Then we went for a drive somewhere. You must have been pretty busy. In the time he had that car he put three thousand miles on the clock? Well, not with me he didn't. Well, how many miles did he do with you? Mr. Frost. We never went far out of Denton. Now, the week that you were with him, you must have learnt something about him. Well, like what? Well, I don't know. Was he, was he broke? Was he in trouble? I mean, was he violent? No. He wasn't violent. No. He was... fun. I know he told lies. All that stuff about the Royal Birkdale, he didn't know where it was. All that stuff about the Falklands.
He wouldn't know a penguin if it bit him. I didn't mind. All part of the fun, eh? Have you seen him since? No. I'm not likely to am I? Not with you after him for murder. Which I don't believe. I don't believe for a minute. Do you know where he is now? No. I have no idea where he is. Bastard. The receipts, sir, and your change. Thank you. Shot of scotch, Pain. Oh, is it raining, sir? Yes. Oh. Jack. This, this Joyner case, is it settled yet? It's very disturbing for the club you know. I meant to ask you about that, sir. Now this Ben Pecksmith, when he got his golf clubs out of the car, did he take them out of the boot or was it from the back seat? Oh, erm, well, erm, erm... It's alright, no, take your time, sir. you know, don't feel pushed at all. Well, he... 'Cos you are a material witness, you know that, don't you? Am I?
Oh yeah. Right well, he parked his car. I was with Emily. Then he removed his clubs. From? From... I'm sorry, Jack. I just can't remember. Oh right, okay. Is that terribly serious? Well, let's hope not, sir, eh, shall we? The drugs in question were intended solely for his own personal use. Yet according to the police witness the quantity was considerable. Despite all we read in the papers, hard drugs aren't all that easy to obtain. Luke, my young client, liked to retain a small amount for his own personal use. We've also heard he was regularly seen outside the community college. But what the police witness didn't say is that his brother is at the college on a work experience scheme. What could be more natural than while waiting to meet him he should chat to his many friends? Cheers. Cheers then, Luke. Mr. Warrinder! Mr. Warrinder! Don't worry, Luke. You can phone him from the nick. Would you please come with us. What, what's the matter? (Unintelligible). Erm... Oh god.
Now where's he got to? Marijke Hoogenbloom. Immigration have picked her up at Heathrow. And they're bringing her over to Denton now. Oh, good. We've got Luke cooling his heels in custody now. I'll tell you one good thing. He told us that Richie Dearne drove a Golf VR6. I don't suppose anyone's found it, have they? I'll check with Traffic. Yeah, okay. Oh, hang on, wait a minute. I've got er, yeah, I've got his phone number somewhere. It was given to me by that girl in the hospital. Yes, there it is. That Philly. Right, call that. Maybe it'll work this time. And let it ring. (Phone ringing) Are you comfortable, Luke? No I'm not. Look, what is this? First thing you switch that on. All right. Sergeant Dorridge. Just have to wait a few moments until that sound goes off as you well know. 1 1.46 a.m., Tuesday the 24th October. Interview with Mr. Luke Hands. Present,
DI Frost. And DS Dorridge. And then you tell me my rights, right? Yes. You have a right to remain silent. And then you let me contact my solicitor. Yes. Who's Mr. Warrinder, correct? Yes. Now, all in good time, Luke. We're not here to charge you with anything. Not yet. We'd just like some answers to some questions. That means I'm free to go then. Exactly. And I'm free to bring you back again, until I get some answers to a few things that I want to know. Like what? Well, like where were you last Friday morning at 1 1 :30? And please don't tell me you were in Egypt touring the Pyramids, because I've got a witness who puts you in Bentinck Street with Richard Dearne. Who said that? Mr. Warrinder? It could be. He was there, wasn't he? Yeah, he was there for a bit. Yeah. And you were there for a bit. What were you doing? I saw Richie by his car. I went over and we had a bit of a chat.
What else did you talk about with Richie, anything interesting? Not really. About Denton United. Yeah, I see what you mean. How long for? Couple of minutes, five. Was Mr. Warrinder still there? No, he'd driven off, I think. Then what? Then Richie said he had to meet someone, and he hotted off somewhere. Any idea where he hotted off to? No. He sometimes met people in Fulford Woods. (Knock on door) Jack? DI Frost leaves the room. Yes. What is it? I thought you'd like to know. A Range Rover matching the description passed through customs at Folkestone. Excuse me, sir. Yeah, well? Go on. They detained it, didn't they? No, customs and Excise decided to put a tail on it. Thought it might lead them to something interesting. Yeah what you mean, like a golf club? Aye, and you've got a real storm brewing up in Interview Room One. Marijke Hoogenbloom. All right, okay.
I'll see to it later, thanks. All right. DI Frost entering the room. Right. Now then, Luke, this chat you had with Richie. Did he give you anything? Like what? Crack, for example. For your own consumption, of course. No, he didn't. Did you give him anything? Like what? Oh, I don't know, like five thousand pounds. Oh, come on, you're joking. Where would I get five thousand pounds. I don't know, you tell me. But when we found Richie's body, he had five thousand pounds in his pocket. If any of your fingerprints are found on that money, we've got you bang to rights, you know that, don't you? Are you trying to fit me up? I never saw five thousand in my life. Only two people saw Richie before he ended up in Fulford Woods. Did you follow him to Fulford Woods? How? It's ten miles out of town. I don't drive. And anyway, if he had five grand on him, I expect I'd have nicked it, wouldn't I? Mm. Only two people, Luke.
One was Mr. Warrinder. The other was you. Oh! What's going on? Go find out what that is will you? Lights have blown. DS Dorridge leaving the room. You can't do that. Oh yes, I can, Luke. Oh yes, I can. Now we're going to have a nice little chat about you, Mr. Warrinder and Richie Dearne. Sarge! Okay, do that, good. Yep. Yep. Well that could have blood bag it. This farmer here says he was plowing that field all last week. He saw a red Mercedes. Says it was parked here on Friday for about three quarters of an hour. Okay get a statement. Thank you. You are Miss Marijke Hoogenbloom? Marijke Hoogenbloom. Yes, and who are you? I'm Detective Inspector Frost. I'm very pleased to meet you at last. Well I am not so delighted. Perhaps you don't realize we are in Europe. Oh really?
Is that where we are? And we share common laws and common rights, I think. I've been picked up at the airport, driven here with a guard. You have no right to do this. I have every right. I need you here to answer some questions. I don't want to answer any questions. I want to see a senior officer. I am a senior officer. Now sit down, Miss Hoogenbloom. Thank you. Now, you stayed the night at the Mountaubon Hotel last Friday. Yes. But what business is that of yours? The next day you left quite suddenly with a Mr. Joyner. Mr. Joyner, is that his name? Yes, one of them. Didn't you know? No, why should I? Did you know he was wanted by the police? No, what for? Well, the Range Rover that he took you to the continent in was stolen. He's a car thief and a con man. You could be his accomplice. A con man. Yes, that's exactly what he is. I went all the way to Amsterdam with him. And what does he do when he gets there? He plays golf. Well, what did you expect him to do?
Not that. No. You were expecting something else. Because you didn't think it was Mr. Joyner that you went on holiday with. Yes, I made a bad mistake. That's why I had to come back. You thought it was Mr. Ben Pecksmith. Yes. Can I go now? No, you can't Miss Hoogenbloom. You're a key witness in a murder enquiry. Murder? Oh yeah, a body was found in the boot of the car that Mr. Joyner had been driving. Who was he? Richard Dearne. A Denton drugs dealer. Anything to do with you? Oh, please, you don't really think I... Do you know what I think? I think that you work for the Dutch drugs squad as an undercover officer. And I think that you've got some sort of operation going down here, following some drugs trail. And I think that you forgot to ask for the co-operation of the British police, which is exactly the sort of thing that I would've done, only I wouldn't have made such a dog's dinner of it as you did. Where is your superior officer? He's probably on the golf-course, playing a game with his friend Ben Pecksmith. Now were you following him? Okay. He runs a big bio-medical company in Denton, yes? His vans come to Holland and Germany all the time. They go round all the medical companies, small laboratories. Just the place to pick up hard drugs and bring them over here.
We had a tip-off. He was going to meet someone from Holland, we'd been watching. At the Mountaubon Hotel. Only he couldn't turn up, Because his car had been stolen. So someone else arrived with his credit cards. Yes, your Mr. Joyner. Yeah, my Mr. Joyner, well he's backwards and forwards to Amsterdam, why can't he be on this drugs trafficking? What? I was with him all weekend. He took me to the concert, he took me to the museum he took me to some sexpot nightclub. And the rest of the time he played his bloody golf. Well, well, well, well. Would you like to go and meet the real Ben Pecksmith, Miss Hoogenbloom? Glad you're keeping well, Humby. Now. I've got some new titles for you this week. Have a look at these. Should keep your regulars happy. What about that? He's going out the back. Mr. Thomas Joyner? If you like. Jonathan Glazier, Henry Plumber, Yes, all that too. What's your real name? Me? Er, I'm Alan Carpenter.
Well, how are you? Oh, not too bad considering. Bashed head, couple of cracked ribs, broken leg. I've seen worse things in the war. Except you were never in any war, were you, Mr. Joyner? Carpenter. No. No, I suppose I wasn't, not really. What were you then? Have a guess? How about estate agent? Not bad. Not bad at all. I sold classic cars. Rather well, actually. The only problem was you could never be quite sure where they came from. You've been abroad for the last few days. Amsterdam, wasn't it? There and round about's. I was playing golf. We understand that Customs and Excise have had their eye on you for quite some time. Pornographic videos. Is that what keeps taking you to Amsterdam? Well, why not? It pays for the golf. Drugs too, do they pay for the golf? No, I don't agree with drugs. No, they do far too much harm. no, you can call me old-fashioned if you like. The body of a man was found in the boot of the stolen car you left at the Mountaubon Hotel.
I don't believe it. How did...? That's what we would like to know, Mr. Carpenter. I would like you to answer a few questions. Under the circumstances, I'm gonna have to formally caution you. You go ahead. I always talk a blue streak anyway. Assault and robbery, 1980, got... Constable. Marm. Where is everybody? 'Everybody', meaning? Inspector Frost. Sergeant Dorridge. Oh, Jack. Hospital visit, I heard. Hospital, is he unwell? No, marm. He's visiting someone in hospital. A relative? Oh no, marm. I don't think Jack has any relatives. This'll be a suspect. I see. I just hope it's not another of his... Bloomers? No, marm. Not of any color. I give you my word.
I never met Richard Dearne. I never heard of Richard Dearne. You drove around for a day with him in the boot of your car, didn't you? Well, actually, it wasn't your car, was it? Yes. I know it's awful. But, I never looked in the boot you see. I had my stuff in the back seat. You stopped at Fulford Woods, didn't you? The driver of a tractor saw the car parked. Yes, erm, well, you see, I had what... what you might call a romantic assignation. Not with Amanda Seagrove you didn't. Because she was with me at the golf club at the time. No, erm... Barbara Beatty. Another lady I got on rather well with at the golf club. Do you know, if I was wearing my hat, I'd take it off to you. How do you do it? I don't know really. I suppose you could call it good old-fashioned charm. Let me get this straight. You're driving around in a stolen car. You go to Fulford Woods to keep an assignation with a lady? Well, I'd made an arrangement. You can hardly let a lady down. Anyhow, love conquers all, don't they say? How long did this assignation take? Oh, the usual, half an hour or so. Did you see anything?
Hear anything? Not much. Tractor in a field. A couple of cars stopped but... I thought I heard a phone ring. That would've been me. I thought you might've been daft enough to answer it. Well after that, we went our separate ways. She went to her car, and I went to mine. Well, his, that is. Where did you go next? The Mountaubon Country House Hotel. You see, I'd found these credit cards, brochure for the hotel, a few letters. You certainly like your luxury, don't you, Mr. Carpenter. You certainly like my bananas. Mm, certainly do. Thank you. So you didn't charge him? No. For one thing he's not going anywhere, not unless he hops off. And for another I don't think he did it. He was at the scene of a crime. He took a runner to the continent. Yes and then he turned the stolen car round and came straight back. No. I don't think Carpenter knew anything about Dearne until we told him just now. Well, there goes your prime suspect. He's a professional liar. Are you trying to tell me... are you trying to tell me that he's taken me in? No, Carpenter's not only a picture of innocence, he's a total innocent.
Who just happens to be parked in Fulford Woods when somebody murders Richard Dearne in the background? Well, why not? Could be. Let's go and check it out. Check out that woman he told us about. what's her name, Barbara Batty. Beatty. Beatty. Yeah. The other golfing widow. That's the one, yeah. She's got a few questions to answer. Take my tip. Go when the husband's out. No, not for that reason. You'll get a better answer won't you? How long you been in this business? Mrs. Barbara Beatty? Yes. Detective Sergeant Dorridge, Denton CID. Could I just have a word? Oh, Mr. Pecksmith. There's somebody here to see you. Thank you. Inspector. I hear it's congratulations all round. Yes, why's that? You caught him, didn't you? Who told you that Mr. Mullett?
Yes, why shouldn't he have? Our enquiries aren't over yet. Mr. Joyner asked me to return your credit cards. Not much use now, are they? They've all been cancelled. Just a moment, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Marijke Hoogenbloom. Nice meeting you. Delighted to meet you. That's a Dutch name, isn't it? We do a lot of business with Holland. Yes, yes, I know. I'm from the Rotterdam Drugs Squad. It's advanced bio-genetics. But it's simply, what we do is make artificial human skin. Properly supported with the right drugs it can help burn victims and others. Radical new treatment, used all over the world. Meaning you export medical products and drugs to foreign countries. Exactly. Everywhere. Including Holland. Holland is a user of our treatments, yes. Why should that concern you? Rotterdam is a major trafficking center in illegal drugs, you know that. And your company is sending medical treatments, and drugs, in and out all the time. Do you have any serious basis for that accusation? It is an accusation, isn't it? There was a major dealer in Denton. We know he was acquiring his supplies in Rotterdam, but we don't know how they were coming into this country. No.
But his name was Richard Dearne. Him again. And as a result of Miss Hoogenbloom's enquiries we've established that a number of telephone calls to Richie Dearne was made from these offices. I can't monitor every call made by my staff. No, but his body was found in the back of your car though, wasn't it? Let me remind you I was at the golf club with you the day he died. And I was without my car. True. This is ridiculous. I've never had dealings with Dearne, it's just a terrible coincidence. No, no, no, no. Not really. You were planning to go to the Mountaubon Hotel that weekend. Yes, to meet a business colleague from Einhoben, I cancelled it. Yes, I see, Perhaps I might have the gentleman's name, Mr. Pecksmith? Of course, of course. And feel free to look over my premises. Speak to my people. Yes, I would like to do that. Just a minute Miss Williams. When I talked to you in the hospital, you identified Richie Dearne as the man who supplied the drugs to Marty Hall. Yes. You also supplied his telephone, his mobile telephone number to me. Yes, Marty had it. That's right. But you both used it, didn't you?
You and Marty Hall? Where were you Friday afternoon? I don't remember. You have a car, haven't you? Yes. Is it a green Clio? Yes. 'Cos you see, I have a witness who saw a green Clio at Fulford Woods. Would that have been yours? Why would it be? Because, when your father's car was stolen at the golf club, he tried to phone you at home, and you weren't there. Now, where were you, Philly? Eh? Were you at Fulford Woods with Richie Dearne? Why are you so sure I knew Richard Dearne? Because you had his phone number. You used to call him from these offices. Did you call him that morning and arrange to meet him in the afternoon? Why would I? Because he was the one that supplied the drugs that put your boyfriend in a coma. Maybe you wanted to get back at him some way. No. Then why did you call him, then? I wanted to score, that's why. Wanted to score? Philly. Just a minute. Are you trying to tell me that seeing your boyfriend lying in the hospital, in a coma, you still wanted drugs? That's right. I need them all the time.
Are you trying to tell me that you went to Fulford Woods to buy drugs? What happened? I didn't stop. I didn't meet him. You didn't stop, why? Because when I got there I saw my step-father's Merc, parked near the road. Let me get this clear in my head. You trying to tell me that you didn't see Richie Dearne? Only his car, driving up when I was leaving. And then another car, blue I think. Mr. Warrinder. Not now, Luke. We got to talk, Mr. Warrinder. I'm working. I have a brief to prepare. Frost took me in. Serves you right. You said with this Dearne business you'd stay out of town for a bit. Why didn't you? For god's sake show a bit of sense. I'm talking to you. Frost says... Frost says... I'm sorry about that, Miss Hoogenbloom. But if you'd told us what you were doing, we could have sorted it out together. Might have saved you a boring weekend. What? Well, with Mr. Joyner. Oh, well.
It wasn't that boring. You should come to Amsterdam one day. It's a very lively city. Oh me, no, no, I don't think so. I suppose we will never meet again? Well, erm, I don't know. I mean, we will be charging Mr. Joyner with car theft, and, well, I expect we'll need you as a witness. Maybe we would have a meal together. Maybe. Why not? Yeah. Bye. Yes. Yes, goodbye. Thank you. Luke, do you mind? He kept me in custody for hours. Right, okay Luke. If you want to make a complaint against DI Frost, I'll deal with it. We know he's a corrupt officer. But not now, in here. You're just not getting it, are you? I'm getting that you're right out of your skull. You'd better get out of this courtroom before someone searches you. Filthy bastard! Do I have to get the usher to call the police? Yeah, ask for Frost. He knows what happened that day.
He said either you or me followed Richie up to Fulford Woods. Classic copper's trick, Luke. Oldest trick in the books. Get smart. I have. That's what I like to see, Jack. A nice bit of European co-operation. They say we're all one now, don't they? Clever girl. Yeah, she looked like it. Sir. Lads. Yeah, she got it wrong though, didn't she? It wasn't Ben Pecksmith was it? It was our friend Richie Dearne. We still haven't got his killer though, have we? No. We will. Mr. Frost! Yes? Sir. Yeah? We've got a man armed with a gun in Denton courthouse. Oh my god. Go and tell the Witch in the Wardrobe. Tell her to send an armed back-up. I'm on my way over there now. Hey, Jack. Hold on a minute You've got to have a flak jacket, you know that's the rule. Yes, I know.
And whilst I wait fifteen minutes for you to get me one, someone's been shot? Send one over with Dorridge, if you must. He's in the courtroom. Near the dock. Is the court sitting? Not today. Just Mr. Warrinder. He came in to check a brief. Warrinder. Know the gunman? Should do, he's been here often enough. Oh my god, it's not Luke Hands, is it? Yes. Shouldn't you wait for reinforcements? Yes, yes, I should, shouldn't I? tell me something, you can get to the dock from underneath can't you, from the cells? Yes. Right. Come on then. Why do you want me in the dock? Why do I want you in the dock? 'Cos that always where I am, isn't it? But this time it's not me, it's you. For god's sake, Luke, let's talk this over. Well I know you're guilty. I'm not, Luke. Calm down, just relax. I know you killed Richie. Put that away, before you kill someone. That's what you did, right?
Killed Richie. Don't be absurd, Luke, I just got him out of custody. I looked after him, Luke. Looked after both of you. Come on, you bastard. I want to hear you say it. All right. Listen, what are you doing to our friend, Mr. Warrinder? Thank God. Bastard! Luke, just calm down. Take it easy. Just calm down. He's got a confession to make. Tell him. I didn't do anything. You're crazy, Luke. Listen to me Luke. Listen to me. If you pull that trigger, it won't prove anything. It'll only ensure you get banged up for the rest of your life. He killed Richie. I want to hear him say it. You're high, Luke. I'm not the only cokehead round here though, am I Warrinder? He was blackmailing you, over your habit, right? Had you right where it hurt. I'd just got him out of custody. Yeah, then he asked you for another favor, five grand,
I saw you, man. On Bentinck Street. You waited around, then when Richie hotted off, you followed him to Fulford Woods. Say it. I followed him. Say it! I followed him, okay. And then I killed him, in Fulford Woods. Say it! And then I killed him in Fulford Woods. All right, all right, all right, Luke, all right, all right, you got what you wanted, give me the gun. I want to see you arrest him. All right. Mr. Warrinder, I arrest you on the suspicion of murder of Richard Dearne. Do it properly. Read him his rights. Morning, marm. What's happening? Man with a gun in the courtroom. Frost's in there. Without a flak jacket. You don't surprise me. Okay men. You have the authority. Let's do it. Mr. Warrinder, I'm arresting you on the suspicion of murder of Richard Dearne. It may harm your defense if, when questioned, you fail to mention something that you've come to rely on in court. Anything that you do say may be used in evidence. Thank you, Mr. Frost.
May I go now? No you may not. I've just told you you're under arrest. This kid's a known drugs dealer. Is he? Is he really? Mr. Hands has been charged with that offence on many occasions. But he's never been convicted, as you well know, Mr. Warrinder. A totally unreliable witness. That's as maybe but I've got two very reliable witnesses who saw you at Fulford Woods. I was in court that afternoon. Yeah. But you were in the bank the day before, withdrawing five thousand pounds from your account. Don't be ridiculous. I've checked with your bank. It's part of my job. You did go to the woods, you did meet Richard Dearne, and you did strike him on the back of the head with a lump of wood. Don't you see how absurd it is? The money was found on the body. If I'd killed him I'd have taken it back again. You would've if you could, but you were in a hurry to hide that body, cos there were people running about in the woods. That's where you saw the boot of the Merc unlocked. In went the body, away went the Merc, and Richard Dearne went on his holidays with your five thousand pounds in his pocket. Isn't that right, Mr. Warrinder? Yes, yes. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Luke, come on, it's all over now, it's all over, good boy, give me the gun. It's all right. You don't believe all that.
What I said was under duress. Oh but I do believe it, Mr. Warrinder? Pure surmise, Inspector. It wouldn't stand up in court for a minute. And I will sue you for unlawful arrest. Really. You said that you were in the court that Friday afternoon. Was he, Mr. Usher? No, Inspector. Mr. Warrinder failed to appear for the defense that day. The case had to be adjourned. It won't stick, Frost. Oh I think it will Mr. Warrinder. Take him to the station. I'll interview him myself. Ms. Cremond, you know very well this officer has been harassing me for days. You're under arrest, Mr. Warrinder. I've never known a senior officer behave in such a way. You interviewed a suspect under duress. You didn't wear a flak jacket. Well, thank you very much for you concern, marm. But the gun was empty. I'm not concerned. I'm reprimanding you. Oh, really? You couldn't know it was empty could you? No. No, I didn't marm. But we did get the killer. You'd better hope so.
If the evidence doesn't stick, you won't just face a suit for unlawful arrest, you'll be up before an official enquiry. Well, marm, if you'd like to check Warrinder's fingerprints with forensic? Because they've got the dabs on the murder weapon and on the money. Inspector if Warrinder was a suspect, why didn't you take his prints sooner? Because I was just following your instructions, marm. Don't harass Mr. Warrinder. And when you check the prints, and they match, which they will, perhaps you'd be kind enough to charge Mr. Warrinder. Inspector. I can't find it easy to admit this, but I have to say... I know what you're going to say, marm. But if you'll excuse me, I could do with a bloody good cup of tea. I'm moving out, so you're in charge of paying the rent. -When's it due? -On the first. And that's every month? No, just the months you want to live here. Okay, here's the phone bill. Oh, my God! That's our phone number. I know I kind of sprung this me-moving-out-on-you thing. -Why don't I cover you for a while? -No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity... ... anymore. -It's not charity, Joe. -Forget it. Thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. I can take care of myself.
What's next? Come on. Here's the electric bill. -This is how much we pay for electric? -Well, yeah. So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then? The One On The Last Night Will Joey have to give up the apartment? I offered him money, but he wouldn't take it. How much does he need? $1 500 would cover him for a few months... ... butI haveto trickhim into taking it so I don't hurt his pride. Why don't you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on skits whenever you want. Well, that would help the pride thing. Wow, you look great! Do you wanna move in with me tomorrow? Any plans for tonight? Instead of being sad on my last night with Rachel... ... we'regoingouttocelebrate Rachel's moving in with Phoebe. -And also my birthday. -It's not your birthday. What a mean thing to say! I'd never tell you it wasn't your birthday. You guys have anything planned for the big last night? Instead of just hanging out, we figure we'd do nothing. Knicks' season opener tonight. I thought you'd come and watch it. I don't know, Ross. Not if you talk about how you gave up basketball to become a paleontologist.
I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist! -Pheebs-- -You're not dressed yet? We're supposed to start having fun in 1 5 minutes! And clearly, not a minute sooner. You are packed, though, right? Please tell me you're packed? Of course I'm packed. Monica, relax. I wanted to ask Phoebe what I should wear. My God, I can't get a minute of peace. Oh, my God! Monica's just gonna kill you. I know. What you're wearing is fine for that. You're not packed! You're not packed even a little bit! Surprise! Don't get mad, because this is what happened. I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing?" I am lousy at packing, right? But you love packing! So as a gift to you on our last night... . I'll be coordinator! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't get you anything. Everybody has to help. Phoebe, can you help? I have plans. -You have plans with us.
-That's right. Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift. Tell the guys they have to help out. My God, thank you! Monica's gonna make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now, it's too late for me, but save yourselves! The movers will be here in 1 1 hours. Rachel hasn't packed. Now, everybody has to help. Chandler-- I have plans with Joey. -You said you were doing nothing. -Yes, but for the last time. Fine. Now, Ross-- -I can't do it. -Why not? -Don't you have Ben? -Because I have Ben! It's almost past his bedtime. Where is he? He's at a dinner party. He's really coming? I can see in your apartment. Of course he is. What? You think I'd use my son as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am? All right.
Sorry. I gotta go make a fake Ben. Here it is. Our last pizzas together as roommates. I wish I knew that. I ordered Chinese. Well, that's okay. In a way it's kind of nice. You know? Our last dinner together. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors... ... you,thefoodofyours! I had an idea for what to do on our last night. What do you say we play a little foosball for money? Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me since my injury-plagued '97 season. -It'd be easier to give me your money. -Yes, it would. What do you say to $50? -You're on. -Okay, let's play. The big game. Italy versus... ... China,apparently. Look, it's the Rollerblades. Oh, God! You remember when we got these? I guess you weren't there. You guys, we said we were gonna have fun. Come on.
Hey, remember the time... . You don't remember? Sorry, Pheebs. I'm just really sad that I'm leaving. I'm gonna miss you so much. This doesn't have to be so sad, though, you know? Instead of thinking about how you'll miss each other... ... youshouldthinkofthethings you're not gonna miss. I don't think there's anything. Come on, there's gotta be something. She's perfect. I have one. Okay, you can go first. I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact... ... thatyou'reneverallowed to move the phone pen. That's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? You know, does Rachel move the phone pen? Sometimes. Always, actually. There you go. Doesn't everyone feel better? Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages. You get your messages. It doesn't count if you have to read them off your hand... ... afteryou'vefallenasleep on the couch. So you missed a message from who? Chandler? Or your mom?
Or Chandler? Or your mom? It worked! No one's sad! I win again! That's, like, 500 bucks you owe me! Man! Five hundred dollars. That is a lot of electricity, huh? I gotta buy some food. Give me a chance to win my money back. Sudden death... ... onegoal,$1 000. -You serious? -Yes! Get ready to owe me. Here we go. Ready? No... ... onecanbeatme! That's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking. Hi, Ross. See, other people call me! Your brother. Score! What's up? I'm here with Ben. Thought we'd say hi. Put him on. Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica.
I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now. He's smiling, though. Okay, talk to you later. I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, remember the Rollerblades? You know what else I won't miss? "I'm Monica. I wash the toilets 1 7 times a day, even if people are on it! " "Hi, I'm Rachel. Is my sweater too tight? I'd better wash it and shrink it! " "I'm Monica. I never get messages from interesting people. " I call her. "Oh, my God! I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross! " "My God! I can't find a boyfriend. I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there! " We should get a move on if we want to make those dinner reservations. Still broken? It sucks, man. Your last night, and I lose the two most important things: The foosball table... ... and$ 500. There are other ways to win back your money. How about blackjack?
Not my game. You know what? We can play a new game. -It's fun! -What's it called? Cups. -I don't know how. -I'll teach you. It's easy and fun. -All right. -Here you go. I have two queens. What do you have? -A 2 and a 5. -You win! Fifty dollars! -Really? -Let's play again. -What have you got? -4 and a 9. You're kidding, right? -No. Why? -That's a full cup! Damn, I am good at Cups! I'm not talking to her. You have to take the first step... ... becauseshe'stheone who 's leaving. It's harder for her. Maybe you're right.
But she made fun of my phone pen! I know. I took it hard too. I feel bad about what happened-- -What are you doing? -I'm unpacking. I'm not moving. Is that picture straight? It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left. You're the one who wants this big change and move in with Chandler! You should go! Why do I have to leave? -It's my apartment! -It's mine too! What else you got? How about: You're moving! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you! -Hey, how you guys doing? -Great. Monica's moving. I am not! Really? How come all your stuff is in this box? Okay, you guys, I think I know what's going on here! You guys? Stop! I know you're acting mad because it'll make it easier to leave. But deep down, you're really sad.
Deep, deep down. -No, Phoebe, I am mad! -Well, deep down! I'm just mad. Then keep running. You win! -What did you have? -Nothing beats... ... athreeandasix. That, my friend, is "D Cup. " How much have you won so far? -700. -Not 700 exactly? Double it. In Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it. I didn't make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get one card. That one card could be worth $1 00, which brings your total to $1 500. Don't get excited, that won't happen unless you get the- - No way! This is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?" I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler. Guys, I don't wanna make things worse, but... ... Idon'twannalivewith Rachel anymore. You're so mean to each other. I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you. That's fine because I'm not moving. Phoebe, you gotta take her.
I said some bad stuff... ... butRachelhasqualities that make her a good roommate. Like what, Monica? She has 1 47,000 pair of boots? Good start, Mon. She lets you borrow them. And you stretch them out with your big old clown feet. Do you wanna live outside? Because it's getting cold! She gets tons of catalogs and folds down the pages of things I'd like. What else? When I take a shower... ... sheleavesme notesonthemirror. I do. I do do that. That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom. When I fall asleep on the couch... ... shecoversme withablanket. Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold. And when I told her I was gonna move in with Chandler... ... shewasreallysupportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy! It's gonna be fine. Now I can't wait to live with you! You know what we should do? Bring Monica, and we'll live together!
We'll have so much fun! I think she's moving in with Chandler. Oh, that's right. You're still set on that? Kinda. Oh, my God! How's the packing going? Ben? He's fine. He's right-- Oh, my God! Get your head out of your shirt there, son! Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack. -What's wrong? -Ross and I were helping pack... ... tooka littlebreak. I lost $1 500 to him in Cups! How did you lose at Cups? The same way you lost! I started out with the king and the queen. Bam! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a jack and a king. Boom! Ross gets a 4 and 5. Even Ross was getting the Cup card, the D Cup... ... thesitting-downbonus. Ididn 't even get half a cup! Nothing! Oh, man!
He never played before either. I think beginner's luck is very important in Cups! Let's play one more hand. One more hand. No more! I cannot lose another dime. I'm serious this time. In fact, look. I wanna give you something. Let me give it to you before I pawn it for Cups money. I want you to have the big, white dog... ... asa thank-youforbeing such a great roommate. I can't take the big, white dog. You love it. It's "him. " Not "it. " What if I bought it from you? Then your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price. Say $1 500? Wait a second. I see what you're trying to do here. You're trying to give me money again! When did I try to give you money? Over there with the bills! You tried to give me charity, I said no, you dropped it. We had a nice last night together. We had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money. Now you start with the charity thing again! I'm trying to help you out. I wanna make sure that you're okay. I will be okay.
You gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself. I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing I'm gonna miss... ... isyou. And now the dog. -Call me when you get there, okay? -Okay. I'm really gonna miss you. I have your key. -Here you go. -Thanks. God, this is silly. I'll see you in a couple of hours. Bye, house. -She really left. -I know. -Thank you. -No problem, roomie. -Can I ask you a question? -Sure. What the hell is that dog doing here? I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money. -And now you want that money back? -Exactly. What kind of idiot do you take me for? It's not a real game. I made it up. I'm sorry you lost your money. But I won it fair and square. At a fake game!
If you wanna try to make some of it back... ... I'dbegladtoplay youforit . But I should warn you. I am very good at Cups. I assume the saucer card came up when you played last? Let's see if it comes up this time. Listen, I'm gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent. Right! And when is that due? - First of the month. - And that's every month? No, just the months you actually want to live here. Okay, here is the phone bill. Oh my God! That's our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing. So why don't I just? why don't I just cover you for a while? No- no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity. ¡¦anymore. - It's not charity, Joe¡¦ - No! Forget it! Okay? I mean thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, what's next?
Come on. Okay uh, here's the electric bill. - This is how much we pay for electric? ! - Uh, yeah. So, we'll do the rest of the bills later then? So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment? No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn't take it. Well, how much do you think he needs? I figure that $1, 500 would cover him for a few months, y'know? But I have to trick him into taking it so I won't hurt his pride. Why don't you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Whatever you want. Well that would help the pride thing. Hey! Hey! Wow! You look great! Wanna move in with me tomorrow? - Okay. - Okay! So, what do you girls have planned for tonight? Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel... We thought we'd go out to dinner. And celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe. And also, my birthday. It's not your birthday. What a mean thing to say!
I would never tell you it's not your birthday! - Hey! - Hey! Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night? Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure we'd do nothing. Whoa- whoa- whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it. I don't know Ross, not if you're gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist. I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist! - Pheebs, I was wondering¡¦ - You're not dressed yet? We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes! Well and clearly not a minute sooner. Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that you're packed. Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight. My God, I can't get a minute of peace around this place. Oh my God! Monica's just gonna kill you. Yeah, yeah, I know. Well, what you're wearing is fine for that. Rachel, I need to borrow? You're not packed! You're not packed even a little bit! Surprise! What? No, no don't get mad because look? this is what happened.
So I - I started packing, then I realized. "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night. Ta- da! I'll be coordinator! Oh my God! I'm so sorry, I didn't get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can't you Phoebe? I have plans. - You're plans were with us. - That's right. All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out! Okay. Oh my God, thank you! Hurry! Monica's gonna make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now, it's too late for me, but save your selves! Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we're gonna start with¡¦ Oh nope, I
- I have plans with Joey. I thought you said you were going to do nothing. Yes, but for the last time. - Okay fine, now Ross¡¦ - Oh, but- but I can't do it. Why not? I've got Ben. Because, because I've got Ben. It's almost 8 o'clock, it's almost past his bedtime. Where- where is he? He's at a dinner party. Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment! Of course he is! What, do you think I'd just use my son as- as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am? All right, sorry. I gotta go make a fake Ben. Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates. Oh, I wish I'd know you were going to do that, I ordered Chinese. Oh that's okay. Hey, actually in a way it's kinda nice. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours! Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money? What, are you crazy? You haven't beaten me once since my injury plagued'97 season. - It would be easier if you just give me your money. - Yes it would.
What do you say to $50? - Okay, you're on. - Okay, let's play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently. Ohhhhhh, look it's the roller blades. Oh God! You remember when we got these? No. I guess you weren't there. You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time¡¦ You don't remember? I'm sorry Pheebs, I guess I'm just really said that I'm leaving. I'm gonna miss you so much. Well, this doesn't have to be so sad though. Y'know? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much you're gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things you're not gonna miss. I don't think there's anything. Come on, there's gotta be something. Nope, she's perfect. I have one. Good! Great! You can go first. Uh well, I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact that you're never allowed to move the phone pen. Good that's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Y'know? Does Rachel move the phone pen? Aw, sometimes.
Always, actually. Okay, good. There you go. Doesn't anyone feel better? Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages. You get your messages! Yeah, well I don't think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch. So- so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom? Great! It worked! No one's sad. Yes! I win again! Ha- ha! That's like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo- ho- hoo! $500 that is a loooot of electricity! Whoo- ho- ho! I gotta buy some food. Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1, 000. - You serious? - Oh yes! - Okay, get ready to owe me! - Okay.
Okay, here we go. Ready? No! No! No! No? One can beat me. See? Now, that's why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking. Hello? Oh, hi Ross! See? Other people call me! Ooh, your brother. Score! What's up? Oh, I'm just over here with Ben. I thought we'd say hi. Oh, put him on! Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. Oh, I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now. He's smiling though! Okay, talk to you later. Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades? You know what else I'm not gonna miss?" I'm Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!" "Hi I'm Rachel, is my sweater too tight?
No? Oh, I'd better wash it and shrink it!" "I'm Monica, I don't get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!" Hey! I call her! "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!" "Oh my God, I can't find a boyfriend! So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"' Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations. Still broken? This sucks man! The last night you're here and I lose the two most important things in my life. The foosball table and..... $500. Well, there are other ways of winning back your money. How about a little uh, a little Blackjack? Nah, not my game. Okay, uh, how about, how about? y'know what? We could play a new game. A new game, it's fun. Well, what's it called? Cups. - I don't know how to play Cups. - I'll teach ya! - Come on, come on, it's really easy and really, really fun. - All right.

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